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[challenge entry] I've been meaning to do this for so long. Imagine my surprise when this compo turned up.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# S
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# P
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# N
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# G
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# that's right.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# ^What Smash said
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Of course you do realise I'm going to have to hurt you now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Oh boy! I do hope so!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:37, archived)
# cheers SBJ and Teh BASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# That suit hides his figure.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# This
made me laugh a bucket!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# FECKING WATER
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Van Gogh didn't kill himself


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(serge, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:07, archived)
# This is what Boris Becker will look like when he is older.
Also, have a woo! for your trouble :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# An attempt at making a 4 shape pair of panties into a hat with 3 shape bra sunglasses.


Not altogether sure it works, but took too long to not post.

The pants on their own are the 4th post in this thread: b3ta.com/board/10573773
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Moebius underwear!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# this is the most confusingly arousing superhero get-up i've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:00, archived)
# It is rather spidermanic, isn't it?
I am not entirely happy with the top of the left tit, as we view it, but I suddenly realised it was a quick dirty joke and so close PS sharpish.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# looks fine to me
and, as bras go, that one is quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# TITS N ASS
A winning combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Fourth floor
dwarfism burlesque lingerie
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)
# "Like it! I'll buy it! "
buy nick


(rotated the bra to fit better - twistin yer melons man!)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# haha
It's PANTYMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# PANTYMAN to the rescue
UNHAND THOSE BLOOMERS
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# haha also "Gusset!" would work too
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# how right you are
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# haha \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha, the perfect hat model!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# wa hah ha ha
esecially love the receding hairline!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Haa Haa Haaa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] He'd get some sweet sweet revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Clever.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha
The culmination of more than a thousand years of Christian anti-Semitism in Europe
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# "Hold on to your sanity as best you can
while some Hitler claims to be the Son Of Man,
The Christian militia is marching now ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Edgy
Ouch
(justin(e), Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Meet my friend, Mustapha Bin Dun...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Jesus can fuck off...
he's over 2000 years old and still living with his dad!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# well, he's a hippy, isn't he?
no job, no money for rent, so he's sponging off the old man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# wait till God hears about his black market transubstantiation business
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# gonna kick his robed arse right out of the basement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Christianity confuses me
God has a son to a married woman called Mary impregnated and then given the news by the Archangel Gabriel (not sure how that works) - Then Jesus does some tricks and illusions and becomes the Messiah, dies, becomes a zombie, gets nailed to a cross and becomes God and Mary is deemed the Mother of God - the old God (Jesus' Father) washes his hands of Mankind and nothing more is told of him... can someone explain this is like an episode of Soap.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)
# "Joseph, the DNA results show.....you are.....NOT the father"
*gasps*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
# nobody can explain it
and if you question the shonky logic behind it, the faithful get offended and say you shouldn't ask, as it will insult god. covering their arses nicely, if unconvincingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# If God didn't want us to ask question then
he shouldn't have planted the Tree of Knowledge in the middle of the Garden of Eden and put lovely fruit on it and say "Whatever else you do don't eat any of my lovely fruit from my tree of knowledge!" If he knows everything about everybody then he knew it would be too big a temptation so he knew what he was getting into.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# there's the rub
right from the beginning, the bible is telling us that everything bad that has happened to mankind is all our own fault and not the fault of this magical, all-powerful bugger that chooses to punish us so harshly for no good reason at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:17, archived)
# And allows Margaret Thatcher to live on...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# well, she did give us soft-scoop ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# She stole my milk!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# and mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# So he knows that I used to knock one out over the Freemans catalogue underwear section?
FUCK! How embarrassing!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# haha that would be the granny corset section?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I bet it looked like this....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# They would have looked right at home in Buck Rogers.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
# dear God!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Manchester City were not best pleased with their redesigned football kit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Agnosticist!
No wait..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I'd also like the "Holy Ghost" explained
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# You'd think God would have created his lore to be flawless and unquestionable
FAILGOD
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
# You see
God is like everywhere, man, and when God decides to do something sometimes He comes down to Earth as this old naked guy with a big beard like he was in Eden, and sometimes He decides he wants to be a pillar of ash for reasons only He can explain. Other times He wants to be a man so He becomes His own father and sacrifices Himself to Himself for shits and giggles, and sometimes He's this kind of whacky Holy Poltergeist. He's also really forgetful so after He decided in a fit of genocidal pique to wipe out all life on Earth because men were talking a bit loudly, and then regretted it in the morning when the hangover cleared up, He set the rainbow in the sky to remind Himself not to do it again.

Remember, kids, any time you see a rainbow it's God desperately reminding Himself not to KILL YOU YOU FUCKING SINFUL SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:16, archived)
# it's the equivalent of god's stasi.
constantly there, watching, waiting for you to fuck up so it can report you to the authorities
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# It's worse than that
You can summarise the core of Christianity as "God is born as a man so that he can sacrifice himself to himself to fulfill laws that he invented and never said could be fulfilled in the first place." Crazy.

When you get into the whole Gabriel knocking Mary up (she was only engaged at the time, by the way. By the mores of the time she was fair game), Jesus being God but shouting "WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?" on the cross, Jesus not being God but being the Son of God, Jesus being the Son of Man (eh?), the whole fun zombie part of it with Lazarus and then Jesus getting in on the act, and the whole slightly weird "Zombie Jesus walked around invisible playing parlour tricks on his disciples and inviting them to stick 'fingers' in his wounds" bit, it just gets a bit loopier.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
# I can so see how all of this can be easily accepted as a religion and basis of society and morality*
*may contain big fucking lies
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Society is founded on the brutal torture and execution of one man
We don't really care about the tens of thousands crucified before or after him. They're not important in the slightest.

See also: the books of Law which people have *still* never explained to me why we ignore. If we followed the books of Law we should be chopping off foreskins left, right and centre and refusing to touch a woman one week in every four. Also, not eating scampi or pork. I know people say that Jesus "fulfilled" the law, but I don't see how you can "fulfill" a law, especially when you've "fulfilled" it by being nailed to a tree, and *especially* when not only is it law and not something with the proviso "By the way, this only applies until I come down and get myself nailed to a tree which apparently means I forgive you because nothing breeds forgiveness like nails through the wrists mmmmmm baby do it some more", but Jesus himself is meant to have said something about "not one jot or tittle of the law will be removed until the Kingdom of Heaven is come". Looking around me it doesn't look much like Heaven, so the law is still here.

Jesus also said something like "The law was until John the Baptist. Now the kingdom of Heaven is taught." I think this suggests that he was making it up as he went along, and also had no clue how to speak English. I mean, what the fuck does "the kingdom of Heaven is taught" mean, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Is scampi outlawed
in the Bible? I hope not, I love scampi!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)
# shellfish, innit?
depends if you feel you should follow the dietary restrictions in leviticus. if you don't, all power to you, but i don't see christ ever saying, "yay, you shall eat pork and scampi, my son".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Maybe he was saying "People should not be selfish!" but in a Sean Connery accent!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
that makes a lot of sense
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# If there were an update to
Leviticus (which it sorely needs), I would advocate a ban on Pot Noodles - they ming.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# They're probably also the cause of a lot of malnutrition in this world
The New Testament also needs to remove the ban on wearing clothes made from two types of thread. That's really tough in this day and age. It should be replaced with a ban on, I dunno, cravattes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I like how Jesus blessed with the medical ability to cure leprosy, make crippled people walk,
cure zombies, some shit about 5 demons and prostitutes decides to never take full advantage of these amazing skills and tells us yes I can come back to life but this time I'm going to be nailed to a lump of carpentry to save you all from your sins and people just think "Fuck yeah as we care!" - I'd like to think him being alive a curing shit would be more valuable to mankind than him being crow food and if I ever came across someone who could do this stuff I'd bloody well make sure I'd rebel against any authority who decided to execute him/her.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# ah but he wasn't crow food
he got up and walked around inviting disciples to stick their fingers in his wounds. at least, i think he did. my memory's a bit hazy but i'm going to pretend that that's what happened. in acts, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# ewww
found it, john 20,24-28. this is from "the message", one of the most entertaining of the evangelical bibles because the guy's basically transliterated the king james bible into something close to spot the dog.

But Thomas, sometimes called the Twin, one of the Twelve, was not with them when Jesus came. The other disciples told him, "We saw the Master."

But he said, "Unless I see the nail holes in his hands, put my finger in the nail holes, and stick my hand in his side, I won't believe it."

Eight days later, his disciples were again in the room. This time Thomas was with them. Jesus came through the locked doors, stood among them, and said, "Peace to you."

Then he focused his attention on Thomas. "Take your finger and examine my hands. Take your hand and stick it in my side. Don't be unbelieving. Believe."

Thomas said, "My Master! My God!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# he had to become a zombie
so that he could "ascend unto heaven". if he hadn't, people would have spent the best part of 2,000 years searching for his bones and finding nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# That would have left an entertaining amount of mystery, though
As it was he paraded around for a few weeks occasionally jumping out of thin air and shouting "PEEKABOO" at his disciples, generally terrifying them to fuck, and then floated on a cloud into heaven. Kind of like a mixture of childishness and ostentation.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# if that had happened
there'd be a lot more "evidence" that what's written in the bible. that's the point, no hard evidence means theory abounds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# not sure
there's not much more evidence you could have for a zombie who can turn himself invisible. no body? check. frightened disciples running around shouting "he's alive! ALIVE!"? check. an odd cloud going up to heaven? check. not too much else there. it doesn't look like he needed to eat after resurrection.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# i meant
there would be more than just one account of the events. as it is, all the accounts that were supposed to be written all wound up either actually in the bible or were referred to by the bible. i want to see the fucking parchments!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# there's loads of accounts
they just weren't chosen for the bible. (www.earlychristianwritings.com has collected the vast bulk of it.) and also probably not written down for more than a hundred years after he died. the ones in the bible are from probably two sources (the markian and the, err, johnian). but i just read the resurrection and mark and luke aren't in *that* great an agreement with matthew. i mean, you can justify it without breaking too much sweat but they look like two sources, as well. so maybe three. unless you read a book written by someone who actually knows what he's talking about (unlike me) who say sit was two, in which case be inclined to beleive him.

anyway, the romans wouldn't have given a toss about the unmarked grave of a crucified man, i don't think they did much with the bodies except chuck them in a ditch. so they won't have written it down.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# so
anything relevant to the exact time and place was written by his mates, anything else was written long enough afterwards to succumb to chinese whispers. got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazareth_Inscription
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# God may have washed his hands of Christians but is still very active helping the Jews
It is strange though as he is also the God of Islam


All these religious conflicts are just family squables...same as Soap
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Also the whole virgin birth thing
Apparently the "virgin" bit was just a mistranslation of "young woman" or something similar. So the Bible essentially seems to be based on the original arameic being run through Google Translate...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Also...?
he dies on cross, then magically comes back.

...so how does he die the second time?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# asphyxiwank
-John 14:38
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Coat hanger 3 Wardrobe 4-5
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# cruciphixywank
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] He would soon realise his merchandising potential?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# nice sauce pic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I'd have thought he relished working on it.
Also:

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Sweet Jesus!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] he'd have to get some new wheels...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Christ on a bike!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Christ on a bike!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Jesus in a campe......
Hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Messiah on a Moped!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# *joins forces*
how about 'Mohammed on a moped!'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# i would very much like to see
allah on an at-at
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Buddha on a bus
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# shiva in a sidecar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Semi-mindpiss
And bonus chevron.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Lucifer in a Lexus
Although, this would not be far from the truth since most Lexus drivers I encounter drive like cunts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# satan in a saab
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Beelzebub in a Beemer
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Shiva travels on Arriva.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# we would be doomed!
DOOMED, I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# it would be a fixie wouldn't it.
bloody hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Mohammed on a tricycle!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Buddha on a segway
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# TOO TOP HEAVY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Ganesha on two pogosticks!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# JC on a MTB
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I assumed he would replace Maurice...


Click for bigger (48 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# And when you rise in the morning sun.........
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# haha!
robin's on the way out too, so i hear
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahaha - another Irish export - the BeJesus
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Who's their manager, Toby Shore?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha,
with their new single "Staying Alive (Then Dying And Coming Back Again)".
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY BABY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha woo!
I was reading about how one of the "anti-capitalist" protesters in London had to go home because he "has a wife and kids and a mortgage", and how there's a group "trying to raise money for a generator". Pffft.

They'll be wearing mass-produced clothing from sweat-shops next, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# "That's the last time I have supper here, I tells ya!"
nicely Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
Jesus: Oi Judas - it's your turn to pay the bill

Judas: Where the fuck am I going to get 30 pieces of silver from on a Bank Holiday weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Haha
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# That's a terrible version of that painting

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Hastily thrown together, Hague officially opening the new British Embassy in Libya
(serge, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# well, it is a warm country
an open-plan building will help people to keep cool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# and bullets and shells would pass right through...
WTC should have considered that
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# seams fine to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Giz a chance mister
(serge, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Libya's supposedly really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I imagine it is in parts, same with Beirut, beutiful place apparently
(serge, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Emergency William Hague seam-centaur.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)
# That is magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Not Strictly Dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I'm imagining a very large magenta cock in between those two!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Nice snap-back wibble
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll tell you wot he'd do!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# ^ this!
Major woos!

FRONT PAGE! NOW! OR DUMMIES WILL BE SPAT!
and yes, that is me shouting.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I'd like to be able to change my icon?
.



_
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# THIS.
IwantoneIwantoneIwantone!
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# ^ What She Said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Lovely and what a good idea!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# you've jinxed it now
it'll never happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)
# and make him look like a burrito in a hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# mmmm
almost lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# not for me
lunch is at 5
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# watching bargain hunt
the woman on blue team is really pissing me off. her voice is like a nailfile down the ear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# that show should be renamed to Twats With Tat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# there's been quite a few on it lately
that have actually made a profit. i like to watch it when charles hanson is one of the "experts", just to see his inevitable crash and burn at the auction
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# I'd watch it if Charles Manson was on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# me too
serial killers are a hobby of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
#
killers are killing is
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# i'm too apathetic to murder anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I'm borderline meself >:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# my apathy is a good thing
without it, i'd have very few neighbours or family
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I had gonna have a party to celebrate my apathy...
but.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# i'm having a party on saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Lemon party.
Dot org.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# *googles
*regrets
*silently weeps

GRANDDAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# i'm not googling that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Jeff Dahmer FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# i've always been a fan of graham young, myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I'm not a particular fan of poisoners.
If you can even be a 'fan' of murder, generally. Though I've seen Young Poisoner's Handbook and it's very good.

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# In related news...
if Vince Tabak killed with one hand, surely this opens up a whole new avenue of wank-based motives?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# i've always been interested
in poisons and infectious diseases. they're mostly very simple and very effective. there's something almost elegant about their simplicity. look at ebola, for example. massively lethal, no known cure and possibly older than mankind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Someone I used to work with was a fan of Will Young and I told her I thought he was the audio equivalent of the ebola virus.
'What's the ebola virus?'

Youth of today, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# they don't know they're born!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# The Black Death is making a comeback....just in time for the Rapture
www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8823748/Black-death-DNA-unravelled.html
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# yeah, i read about that
thing is, it never really went away. hundreds-if not thousands-of people still contract the plague every year. it's just treatable now, so it never really makes headline news.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Porn parody ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
Naggin' Kunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# yep
she put me in a hammery mood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Pete Sutcliffe FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# GET IN THE VAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# A friend of mine once got pissed and tried to phone Peter Sutcliffe in prison.
He was refused on the grounds that it was too late and he was 'in bed'. Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahaha!
fuck, i'd have loved to see that prison guard's face!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I remember being left in a studio with a drunk security guard late one night in a radio station.
Who kept trying random numbers to Iraq and asking "is Saddam in?"

The daft racist!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Yes indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# ^This with knobs on^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# It's a really sad & uniquely strange feeling :(
To loose a fellow B3ta'n
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# As the saying goes,
he'll take some b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# This took way too long!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)
# WIV DA ANGLES
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# the new series certainly is!
ABC let it run for FIVE whole episodes then shit canned it.

The yanks never let anything run more than 10 minutes without saying "NO! we havent got 4 billion people watching, get rid"

They have made some major mistakes, Did you ever see the live action version of "the tick"? it was hilarious...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# if they cancel the big bang theory
i'm going to get very annoyed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Christ I wish they would...
That has to be one of the worst pieces of badly written dross from the states since Will & Grace!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# i'm going to have to turn my back on you now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# It's like blackface but with nerds
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Have they found out the blonde bint is really a genius yet?
That was bound to happen just from the pilot.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# I saw the more recent film of it... hated it.
That's the problem with US television though, especially with ABC; if something doesn't have amazing ratings, it's going to get booted off.

And I didn't know there was a live action version of The Tick... that sounds frankly disturbing. o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# The cast was excellent..
patrick warburton, Liz Vassey, It was very subversive and absolutely incredible!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3pcWYJEI2E&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=SL
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Wow, that actually hurt.
It felt so sedated and dull. It could have been so much better but like you say, very good casting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# The pilot is a tad slow,
But the comedy gold really comes from Bat Manuel as the series went on.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# but can you see helen's ass?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
# heehee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# that's acute idea!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# ah - that takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# cashing in on a trend
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Four days late, but I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)
# this reminds me of a kakapo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)
# woo! unexpected mint club in my handbag!
i've even got a cup of tea to go with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Wtf? An unexpected cup of tea in your handbag too?
Or was the cup of tea expected?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:16, archived)
# the cup of tea is next to my monitor
i only looked in my bag to see if my spare keys were in there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)
# I think she may have Alzheimer's
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# i already did!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# That's my venn diagram at the bottom, fact fans.
Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Nice.
It nearly didn't make it. The screen grab is from last week, and looking at it a minute ago, I nearly changed it for one with a picture of a dinosaur, but after 'buying' photoshop, learning about layers and flying from Jakarta to London since I had this idea, I couldn't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Jakarta?
No, she walked.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Was that the one showing all the vennereal diseases you have had?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# no, no, no
when he said "i've got V.D", the V.D didn't stand for Venn Diagram
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Vaginal douche?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Vertical Denominations
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Verruca Dick
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Violent Dermatitis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Vagrant Dog
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Venerable Danglies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Vulva Dance!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Victorian Dormice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Vestibule Dystopia
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Vajazzled Duodenum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I take it you're trying to make the same point as this person?
www.b3ta.com/board/10566695
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Yep.
That's about the size of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# RODNEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha!!
*Click* :D:D


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Great Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# arf!
i learned an important thing whilst playing ker-plunk: marbles should not be inserted into the nostrils.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
# nostrils are not for the general insertion of miscellany.
generally.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)
# especially not bits of bathrom sponge
or those little rubber nipple things off a car mat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)
#
off a car mat
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
good lesson to learn!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)
# the sticks, however, are excellent for jabbing a cheating sibling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Or Christmas dinner toothpicks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# hadn't thought of that one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I learned that same lesson with an eighth of maryyouwanna
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
# bet that stung
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# arf
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Funny you should post that today...
because it is Erin Karpluks birthday today!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha,
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
yes!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Playing with shapes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
# is it a big black shape?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:30, archived)
# No :(
I'll chuck a trans level of the original on to make it clear.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Actually, I'll change the background colour:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# BUM
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Ah!
That's where I left em...
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
# nice!
now that i can see it, it looks like a very lovely pair of lacy french knickers. i may have to go underwear shopping again now, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Nice hat...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Lacy fez!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)
# I think you need to play with the levels
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Judge Dredd?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# You see doing this on the interent, people say you're being silly.
Paint black-on-black-with-a-black-background onto canvas and call it say..... "white space VII" and you would be getting large wads of cash from Mr Satchi right now
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Needs more black ;D
(actually quite scary in a under-the-stairs-way)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)
# It is me!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:44, archived)
# actually quite scary in a under-the-stairs-way
...yep my above statement still stands :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Is it a blackcurrant fruit pastille in a locked pantry?
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# 50s greaseball Mark Lamarr has been trapped in a coalmine?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# There's a deffinate CDC on the left hand side!
Change that puppy to magenta and your on the front page!

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# May the Force baa with you
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)
# May the fleece be with you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Jesus of Dagobah.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# The People's Front Of Jedidea
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# the POPULAR people's front of jedidea
splitter!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)
# He'll never be let in a shopping precinct with that hoddie on!
Maybe he should go with a more stylise Snood!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)
# How's the beer stocks now?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Minus 8 cans of Carlsberg Export
but Plus one bottle of wine
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:33, archived)
# *hic*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# It was spread out through all of Sunday so I wasn't completely drunk or anything
actually feeling very perky and well today perhaps because it's a monday and it's my day off today! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)
# i had a bottle of wine last night
now i have a bottle of air.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Sheffield Council give us blue bins for plastic, glass and aluminium cans to go in
looking in mine makes me look like a complete piss head haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)
# we get green bins for that
i've been waiting a year for a replacement bin after some kids nicked the last one. i'm not looking forward to my neighbours thinking i'm an utter lush ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)
# I'm not sure if it's an urban myth or not but I heard
that they set fire to the bins as they give off a chemical that makes them high - I find this a bit hard to believe but it could explain so many wheelie bin fires.

menmedia.co.uk/tamesideadvertiser/news/s/1185588_dump_this_deadly_craze

apparently it is an urban myth but kids are so stupid they believed it - maybe we should start a myth "Jumping off a tall building gives you a high!" quickly followed by a low ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# are you suggesting a chav cull?
not that i'd endorse such a move, of course.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Only the stupid ones of course - hmmm this might need some more thinking about
as the idea of smart-chavs sounds even more dangerous instead of hanging around the off-license leering at folk they will be hidden and camouflaged in ninja gear waiting to mug you!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# i've been reliably informed
that there's nobody around these parts scarier than me, so i'm ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha, life-saver!
Great work sir, mornin' clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Cheers Q!
And Ning!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Lightsabers make everything better.
Hope you dont mind me pea-ing this here (yet again)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# It's Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 8:07, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Ning 'n' spang!
Have a herd of potatoes

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Pedigree Jerseys ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)
# what au graten things will happen. they're all going to be scalloped
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Is that the king at the rear?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:37, archived)
# His name is Spud Nick
He's a novelty potato peeler my sister brought back from France
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Yeah,
I've heard of potatoes.



Stop motion FTW.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Pfffffffffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (150 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 8:03, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 8:05, archived)
# Haha! Jesus almost pulls a Freebase face
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 8:36, archived)

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