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(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:32, archived)
# I think you've made a mistake
it's a leap year, so it's actually only 354 days until nothing happens.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:42, archived)
# It's gonna happen. The old rocks say so.
Just like that old book said we were all gonna get raptured.

/waits with a big bowl of popcorn....
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Happy Decimal Year!
or more exactly, 365.25 days.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# they cant be that good at predicting if they didnt see the Spanish coming
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:54, archived)
# yeah, but nobody expects... ahh fuggit :P
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Actually, they did, in a way
There was a prophecy that Kukulkan (the feathered serpent a.k.a. Quetzalcoatl) in human form would come back to earth one day. So when the Spanish arrived with their white faces and horses and armour, they thought that was it.
That was the main reason the Mayans agreed to cooperate to defeat the Aztec. And also the main reason many Mayans still live happily ever after.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:03, archived)
# I prefer Mother Shiptons Prophecies
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:35, archived)
# She had me at 'very great goggling, but sharp and fiery Eyes'
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Christmas is ruined?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:38, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:13, archived)
# pfft
and to you as well. :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:29, archived)
# this happened to me once
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:37, archived)
# haha very good
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:11, archived)
# o.k.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Woo for hungry hippos!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Haha - excellent =)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Haha, Live long and Prosper Mr Kronos...
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Happy New Ear B3TA :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Aww lookit there
He's all happy again!
I love the cartoony hand and hammer!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
Happy new year!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)
# excellente!
smiley van gogh!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:30, archived)
# yowch!!
thumping headache :))
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:37, archived)
# WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:00, archived)
# ^ Artz
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# haha snap
except mine's bigger...
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:39, archived)
# erm....
and better!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Awww Vincent looks happy again
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# haha:)Happy new year!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:12, archived)
# ow
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hats, eh?
eh?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:46, archived)
# this gets a large PFFT :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:48, archived)
# damb! light a match
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Yey!


(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:54, archived)
# nothing under your hat today?
(s'ok, I found 'em)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:44, archived)
# :)
My hat is now linkeded.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:58, archived)
# hatstand!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:59, archived)
# yes!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:00, archived)
# silly
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Tops.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Happy new year b3ta.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:38, archived)
# and to you CHB..... :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:47, archived)
# *tinfoil hats*
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Let`s hope 2012 is better than 2011


(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Same to you......
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Happy New Year!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:03, archived)
# *hit by a car*
Bugger.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
"Oh Bugger"
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)
# ^this^
happy new year back
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)
# To all my friends in b3ta land..
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Lynyrd Skynyrd?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:31, archived)
# No thanks, I'm driving...
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Does that work? I may have to try it a little later..
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:52, archived)
# it worked for me once...
I forgot to look at my speedometer once in a while, and also forgot to put my zipper up after leaving the tavern's loo. The nice man greeted me on the side of the road, and we sang the ABCs and then he put me safely in a cage until a buddy was able to get me the rest of the way home.

true story :D
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:58, archived)
# "My Rape Hell" by PedroHin.
Pictures on page 2.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# ha ha! I editied out the 'romance behind bars' chapter
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# from many ears ago
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I think they are just hippies with hot botties
or willies.

(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Hello
I had to take in my PC to the menders yesterday to have a new power supply fitted. It was a quick job so I waited while the nice man installed it.

After a few minutes he called in another technician who then called another and I thought "uh oh, problems". Then I heard giggling.

The nice man had reloaded the PC after installing the new power supply and my screensaver came up which is why he called in the other technicians to come and have a look.

It was your Domo dancing on the beach that is my wallpaper and the technicians were extremely impressed and asked for a copy.

The End
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Photos or it is not true!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:41, archived)
# That would be a very boring photo
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha....great story.........many thanks...........Domo still doin' the rounds then :D :D
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Oh REALLY Paul Gadd?
That's what they found on your computer is it?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:00, archived)
# I agree
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Hahaha....
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Here is a little End of the Year Quiz for yous
All you have to do is study these pictures below, and try to fathom which b3tan each one represents. It's a bit like Catchphrase, but without Mr Chips.

Number 1:


Number 2:


Number 3:


Number 4:


Answers in the New Year, should anyone care that much.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# is number 3 me?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# yes
and the top one is Cock Wees L
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Oooh, clever

bit miffed it isn't me though
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# aha
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# not L-Piss Weather Cock?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Haha
It should have been.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Yes, well done
There's no prize I'm afraid though
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I disagree
The prize is in the dawning realisation and glad feeling when you finally get it right!

these are awfully clever and I like them a lot.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:11, archived)
# They're all me, right?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I think given how quickly I cobbled this together
"mediocre" would be a rather generous description
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# So it is me?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# is number two LS18
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Haha
It probably is him in real life. But no, that's not the answer I was looking for.

Edit: 2 is probably the most difficult, because it's someone who hasn't posted in about 6 months, but who certainly used to be a frequent poster with numerous FPs.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Proj
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# is it Pasanonic and his 42 guns?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
# No
It's a cryptic representation of this person's username, like the others
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
#
That is a tough one. 6 Annie Oakleys and some dude I can't identify.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
#
1. Hogis
2. Javierl
3. Changis
4. Havierl
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Close
but no javierls were used in the making of this quiz. Changis was executive consultant tho'.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# 4
Moophonehat?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Is "Bovine" too obvious?
(the accoutrements are red herrings)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:14, archived)
# 2
King of Hats?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Nah....it's ClanSerle
bottom left gives it away
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
it's uncanny.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
# *ponders*
1. CorduroyUnderwear
2. Guns N' Roses
3. Flabbergastic
4. Ptolemy

Close?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Is number four me?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:54, archived)
# You are a silly cow, but no.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# It's the future and I am drunk again.
4 hours into 2012 and nobody has congratulated me. I DID THIS.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Happy new year gronkpan.
Also: Let's fuck
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:05, archived)
# GIVE ME MY DAMN TROPHY
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# do you have hoverboards yet?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Ok, couple of clues if anyone is still looking at these
Number 2: He's not happy about them. What is he saying?
Number 4: What would a cow say in a txt?

Enjoy your celebrations darlinks. See you in 2012 :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Git outta heer, six Annie Oakleys.
in brn, gd hay, w8 wut r ths ppl tkn me away 4? ttyl lol
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Is number 5 The Invisable Man?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Time for revelations 1:1!
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# The Tiem of Revelation is at hand:
Number 1: Cockweasel (Correctly guessed by mr horrible; well done)
Number 2: Damocles
Number 3: Mictoboy (Correctly guessed by mictoboy; well done)
Number 4: Mu

Honourable mentions to benito vaselini and Paul P for making me laugh. Well done to everyone else for their cunning suggestions and drunken observations.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:03, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)
# MARU ^ - ^
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I bet maru shits all over the carpet
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:58, archived)
# and now my brain is completely fucked
Thank you
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)
# \o/ .,oO(YAY!)
oO(YAY!)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
# haha yes!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# now tape a piece of buttered toast to his back and see what happens
This isn't that...
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:27, archived)
# It's like a propagating meme-virus
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Arrrrghhh
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:33, archived)
# whyyoudothatwhyyoudothat
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Aah, the CM 690 Infinicatillator
my favourite!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Heh heh! Nicely!
Been making huuuge spreadsheets in excel and learning how to make uniques codes for each piece of data. Five hours, but still less than a 20th of what it would take to do it by hand...
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:34, archived)
# most woosome!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)
# that is rather good
and gets a click
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Nice rotation on that cat sir!
:D
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)
# glad i saw your rotary pussy before i'd had a drink
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I love this!
Have a click, and a kitty for lunch.


(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# ^ :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:20, archived)
# good
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Ahhhh the old cat rotating trick
Very good :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# This is brilliant
Then I had a smoke...

...it's even brillianter!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# FUCK
that's class
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:38, archived)
# thats bloody clever
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# WHOA
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I like this.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm sure I saw one of your gif's on SENORGIF.com the other day. The hamster with the eyeball coming out of the mouth, and it falls down into something else. Just looked like something you would do.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# This has got win written all over it.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:28, archived)
#
win CM690
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:59, archived)
# fucking hell
that's good
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Nice one H:D
 
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# fantastic Herman....nice one
*click* *click* :D
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Yay! You've solved my problem.
I wanted perpetual cats.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:30, archived)
# This makes my brain do a mental
Woo :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Beyond the beyond.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Haha superb.....
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Holy Moly
This is brilliant!

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Wow, this is superb and most clickworthy.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 0:26, archived)
# Ah yes
Continuom cat prevails!
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# *throws a coin down your shaft*
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# but the donkey can climb out now :D
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Hoping ill reminds me of the time I ate curried sprouts.
Also, hidden tree demon!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# That's well out of order
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# If we pool our resources, I'm sure we'll fix it
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# *cough*
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# heh
loving the green miasma
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:42, archived)
# miasma is such a top word
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# it is
though I wondered if it would be called "miarsema" in the UK
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
# think I've been down hoping ill
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# cor. erm. i'm confused.
i think i'd prefer this one :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)
# oop!
it's a fun source to play with
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# she looks like michael jackson with that -- is that its mouth?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)
# It's the random tachey dude's lips.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I might have to make some more of these, they're fun.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)
#
:O)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Kurt Cobain RIP!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Ahaha, there is a bit of a resemblance.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)
# shopped pictures only
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I reckon that stubble would feel nice on your nutsack.
Therefore: Would.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
# i know what you mean, a good scratching would be nice
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Bitch needs a nose job.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# hey hey hey!
that might just be my nose you're talking about there.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:38, archived)
# It suits you!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)
# OH NO
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# phwoaarrrr!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# u-hur-hur
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# shit! it's my barber
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Gawd.
There's women that look like in rural parts of this state...
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Stubble trouble.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# shud i do a double-stubble-trouble now?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Only if you add some hubble and bubble.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# holy crap
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I have no idea why,
but I just tracked that, right to the end.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# whut
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Times are hard
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)
# mm, le 7-up, pour le connoisseur des fines boissons
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# it's a Sept Up
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# *le spang*
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
#
Oui vive 7up
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
#
Champagne is too expensive so, I have decided this year to cut the dépense
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Tonight I'll mostly be drinking windolene, mostly.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I'll be on the Wilko own brand version :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# i think pine-sol would taste better
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)
#
Yes I agree,also,Pinsol is more ecologic
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] he can't resist the cool crisp taste
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:40, archived)
# WOW - Very very nice
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Why thank you Mr WB
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] mines shit.
And a pea
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 1:52, archived)
# top work Sir
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# *changes name to LS18, flounces*
I guess I lost that bet that LS18 would make a return before the end of the year.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)
# he has
who do you think Moggy is
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# hmmmmmmmm
*strokes non-existent goatee*
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
# 'officially' return?


they were one of the first board people to be nice to me. and let me in on defringe.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Everyone on /board is nice
it's those cunts on /talk you don't want to talk to
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha!!
i looked in one there once. very briefly :))
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)
# yup
they should all be taken out and shot
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Likewise; I definitely got a warm welcome by all at the beginning, even though I fucked up one of my first posts.
This one, as a matter of fact. It was way too big. XD

(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)
# i can see you from spaaaaaaace!
PS I wasn't being funny, just meant i don't think that they ever left :))
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Nice lighting...

(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)
# hehe
monkey beer!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Too soon? Bindun?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I fail to see the funny
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)
# ^ Lily Allen
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:43, archived)
# What ?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
# I know what you did all summer
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Did she successfully graft an 8-year-old child's face onto her own?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# I wouldn't even do that with yours!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# I would
but I think it has been accepted that I have low moral standards
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)
# had to
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Still would
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
very amusing
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Fuck me
...somebody finally gets it!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Well if that's your flirting technique you will find it difficult to get more people to fuck you
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:05, archived)
# There's quite a long queue of people waiting to shaft me...
...my boss, the bank manager, the ex-missus...
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:07, archived)
# I bet they're all the same person
you weirdo
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Nope!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Sorry, no clue.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)
# looks better than a fleshlight
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Me neither :-$
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Quantum Cat


Jumps in the box and collapses the wave function, which makes a pop! sound. Click for larger w/audio (10M)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX94tRei8AA&feature=youtu.be
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Sneaksy catses
Loved the video
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 9:30, archived)
# cant see the video
why not put it on youtube? everyting is there
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 9:55, archived)
# It's there now
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Pea Roasting Cunt
* Only joking BOB
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Lovely... and the video version is great!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Thanks Wobbly Bloke,
Like your Val Kilmer ani too.

..and cheers Michael Ellis. Glad you liked it. :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:26, archived)
# wonderful
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Many happy New Years of this evening b3ta!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Poor Val
Where did it all go so wrong for his career.

Ning WB
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Ning PP
I agree, he really is a fat cunt now, whereas before, he did not use to be fat.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 8:16, archived)
# And he was in films such as The Doors (highlight of his career), Top gun,
Batman and The saint then he just went fat and vanished
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 8:20, archived)
# A bit like Tom Cruse then?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 8:35, archived)
# but tom was willing to suck cock for film roles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm0ndrNZkc4

^ most depressing song every ^
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 8:44, archived)
# AHHHHHHhhhhhhh!!!
My ears!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 8:54, archived)
# it's just proof that i'll wank to anything
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 8:58, archived)
# autotune disaster
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I just imagine she hung herself with perky puppies lead
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was great
Need to show that one to more people
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:15, archived)
# i think this was the end for him

(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:19, archived)
# i fucking want one
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)
# You can have this one
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)
# looking to torrent photoshop
suggestions which one?? best keygen ect?? im kind of clueless and stupid and ugly.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 8:45, archived)
# why torrent it
Adobe have a free trial use that, you could in theory then patch your hots file and put any serial you want in to activate it.


*PLEASE NOTE THIS WOULD BE ILLEGAL*
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 8:50, archived)
# ^ This
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 8:55, archived)
# oh thats a good idea.
i also didn't think to try GIMP. I'll see how that works 4 me. thanx.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 8:56, archived)
# I haz a new NING and would like to show you two 1st
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 9:02, archived)
# I'll stick with this one :D

(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 9:05, archived)
# I made this one for Mongy yesterday

(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 9:27, archived)
# needs more tenticle porn
and hitler raping a nun as a giant cock spluffs
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)
# You're trapped in a loveless marriage
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 9:29, archived)
# but you still take to opportunity to comment...
Thank you.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Poor bugger
His dad's died, AND he's lost his job. We should have a whip round for him


Click for bigger (185 kb)

(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 4:59, archived)
# Vast crowds moum
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:02, archived)
# bad keming
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:06, archived)
# Made me laugh!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 6:09, archived)
# O WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOURNING
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:19, archived)
# They sure do
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:36, archived)
# In North Korea, if you don't moum, they bum you to death.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:41, archived)
# There is no option of ruming away
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:45, archived)
# Unless you overdose on kimchi
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:52, archived)
# Never overdose on Kim!!!
You'll get il!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:55, archived)
# no
the snipers saw a stop to that
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:53, archived)
# moumoumoumoum
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)
# And then,
let's have the peasants roundly whipped.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:53, archived)
# I prefer the square whip
Three times a day, with a walk in the middle
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:54, archived)
# You can roundly whip 'em with the square whip.
Did you drop out of Eaton early, or what?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:59, archived)
#

(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 6:50, archived)
# I'm shutting my PC down now - so I'll say, Happy New Beer, B3ta!
Cheers
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 7:01, archived)
# Have a good one!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 7:04, archived)
# yay for aussie beer!


(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 7:29, archived)
# That's
going to be a bit fizzy when you open it
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 4:05, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 4:12, archived)
# Thanks
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:50, archived)
# What is she doing with a slot machine stuck to her head?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:20, archived)
# You should see what comes
out of her arse . . .
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:36, archived)
# I'd shudder to think
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:40, archived)
# You shudder right!
You'll notice "The Third Di."
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:50, archived)
# Ba-doom
tish
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 5:56, archived)
# I aim to please
an ever diminishing group.
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 6:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Lord of the Hats . . .
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 3:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The more you toap the more you know . . .
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 3:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 2:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 2:14, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Lady Ga Ga's new outfit!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 2:17, archived)
# Oh Hai
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 2:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 2:34, archived)
# haha. i like it
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 6:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Daniel Craig crossed with rodent
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 2:31, archived)
# What's the opposite of a tin-foil hat wearer?
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 6:06, archived)

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