Just like that old book said we were all gonna get raptured.
/waits with a big bowl of popcorn....
(HairyTwattercertified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 21:17,
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Happy Decimal Year!
or more exactly, 365.25 days.
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:52,
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they cant be that good at predicting if they didnt see the Spanish coming
(benito vaselinino not that one,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:54,
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yeah, but nobody expects... ahh fuggit :P
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:01,
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Actually, they did, in a way
There was a prophecy that Kukulkan (the feathered serpent a.k.a. Quetzalcoatl) in human form would come back to earth one day. So when the Spanish arrived with their white faces and horses and armour, they thought that was it. That was the main reason the Mayans agreed to cooperate to defeat the Aztec. And also the main reason many Mayans still live happily ever after.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:03,
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(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:14,
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Lynyrd Skynyrd?
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:31,
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No thanks, I'm driving...
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:39,
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(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:48,
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Does that work? I may have to try it a little later..
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:52,
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it worked for me once...
I forgot to look at my speedometer once in a while, and also forgot to put my zipper up after leaving the tavern's loo. The nice man greeted me on the side of the road, and we sang the ABCs and then he put me safely in a cage until a buddy was able to get me the rest of the way home.
true story :D
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:58,
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"My Rape Hell" by PedroHin.
Pictures on page 2.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:04,
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ha ha! I editied out the 'romance behind bars' chapter
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:15,
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(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:33,
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Hello
I had to take in my PC to the menders yesterday to have a new power supply fitted. It was a quick job so I waited while the nice man installed it.
After a few minutes he called in another technician who then called another and I thought "uh oh, problems". Then I heard giggling.
The nice man had reloaded the PC after installing the new power supply and my screensaver came up which is why he called in the other technicians to come and have a look.
It was your Domo dancing on the beach that is my wallpaper and the technicians were extremely impressed and asked for a copy.
The End
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:32,
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Photos or it is not true!
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:41,
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That would be a very boring photo
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:50,
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hahaha....great story.........many thanks...........Domo still doin' the rounds then :D :D
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:00,
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I agree
(LarueJ'aime le Pâté Chinois,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:15,
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Hahaha....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 22:11,
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Here is a little End of the Year Quiz for yous
All you have to do is study these pictures below, and try to fathom which b3tan each one represents. It's a bit like Catchphrase, but without Mr Chips.
Number 1:
Number 2:
Number 3:
Number 4:
Answers in the New Year, should anyone care that much.
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:20,
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is number 3 me?
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:21,
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yes
and the top one is Cock Wees L
(arseboon dilbaroarseboon dilbaro,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:24,
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Oooh, clever
bit miffed it isn't me though
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:24,
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aha
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:27,
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not L-Piss Weather Cock?
(benito vaselinino not that one,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:32,
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Haha
It should have been.
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:35,
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Yes, well done
There's no prize I'm afraid though
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:24,
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I disagree
The prize is in the dawning realisation and glad feeling when you finally get it right!
these are awfully clever and I like them a lot.
(wuffle, the b3ta bunny's flea collar isn't working on,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:11,
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They're all me, right?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:24,
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I think given how quickly I cobbled this together
"mediocre" would be a rather generous description
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:27,
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So it is me?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:37,
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is number two LS18
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:27,
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Haha
It probably is him in real life. But no, that's not the answer I was looking for.
Edit: 2 is probably the most difficult, because it's someone who hasn't posted in about 6 months, but who certainly used to be a frequent poster with numerous FPs.
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:28,
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Proj
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:35,
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is it Pasanonic and his 42 guns?
(arseboon dilbaroarseboon dilbaro,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:36,
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No
It's a cryptic representation of this person's username, like the others
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:40,
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That is a tough one. 6 Annie Oakleys and some dude I can't identify.
(WhiffertSupport the Free Balogna Movement!,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:57,
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1. Hogis 2. Javierl 3. Changis 4. Havierl
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:39,
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Close
but no javierls were used in the making of this quiz. Changis was executive consultant tho'.
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:45,
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:(
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:08,
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4
Moophonehat?
(arseboon dilbaroarseboon dilbaro,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:01,
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Is "Bovine" too obvious?
(the accoutrements are red herrings)
(RedHouseover yonder,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:14,
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2
King of Hats?
(arseboon dilbaroarseboon dilbaro,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:02,
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Nah....it's ClanSerle
bottom left gives it away
(CanonCaliberA big bore,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:31,
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(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:09,
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do you have hoverboards yet?
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:43,
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Ok, couple of clues if anyone is still looking at these
Number 2: He's not happy about them. What is he saying? Number 4: What would a cow say in a txt?
Enjoy your celebrations darlinks. See you in 2012 :)
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:10,
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Git outta heer, six Annie Oakleys.
in brn, gd hay, w8 wut r ths ppl tkn me away 4? ttyl lol
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:47,
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Is number 5 The Invisable Man?
(RedHouseover yonder,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:19,
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Time for revelations 1:1!
(macroscian(1 like),
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 13:47,
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The Tiem of Revelation is at hand:
Number 1: Cockweasel (Correctly guessed by mr horrible; well done) Number 2: Damocles Number 3: Mictoboy (Correctly guessed by mictoboy; well done) Number 4: Mu
Honourable mentions to benito vaselini and Paul P for making me laugh. Well done to everyone else for their cunning suggestions and drunken observations.
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:03,
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(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:33,
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whyyoudothatwhyyoudothat
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:56,
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Aah, the CM 690 Infinicatillator
my favourite!
(Andy_RAt the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:29,
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Heh heh! Nicely!
Been making huuuge spreadsheets in excel and learning how to make uniques codes for each piece of data. Five hours, but still less than a 20th of what it would take to do it by hand...
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:34,
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most woosome!
(thwartis just not feeling it with you,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:38,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:44,
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I like this.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:48,
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Hahaha
I'm sure I saw one of your gif's on SENORGIF.com the other day. The hamster with the eyeball coming out of the mouth, and it falls down into something else. Just looked like something you would do.