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[challenge entry] New Image Challenge!! Sarah Jessica Parker eating a younger version of her own head
C'mon guys. The possibilities with this one are endless
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# I approve of this kind of thing
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# ha!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Hey! Who authorised Julia Roberts?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# it's making her younger now
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# this is how I imagine the 50s to smell
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# In vaguely related news...
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# great googly moogly!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Nom nom nom...!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# arf
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
# lol they're bummers lol
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] AAAARGH!
Also does anyone mind if I stick this here?



Might have gone a bit too dark with this one. What do you reckon?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I think it's great
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Snigger
...
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
# works for me
Unidentified Flying Coffin sightings are on the rise this year
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Needs to be a bit darker
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Is it for Kim Jong Il's funeral?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Yeah, they fired him at South Korea. Hey, it's all the north have got right now.
Tomorrow, they're firing 4 binbags full of rubbish over.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Too dark for what?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# You know, in case it seemed a bit grim?
Some people are touchy about shit like this.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Do you know such people?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Well Fiend had a go at me for posting this about a week ago
You know, because of Maiden's husband and all?

I didn't mean to offend anyone by making this, is what I'm saying.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)
# badminton
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
# *waits for someone to make a GIF of that*
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# It's too brown
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)
# *tries spray-painting it as it flies by*
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Haha... great stuff...
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Ariens!
That's lacist!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Broken back?
mount Ian!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 6:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# true dat
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# if they weren't doing this, they'd be out on the street
playing with folks bins!

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# You're thinking of Stomp
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# now I'm thinking of bacon
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Needs more Michael J Fox
Or am I misunderstanding?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# but some of these people are alive
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# oh, like, HI
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Mmmmm
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# ooh, like the style
looks like an alt-history Joker
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# ^what she said^
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# *smacks with handbag*
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Love this....
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry] just saying!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# which JPEG over-compression-matching algorithm did you use
WOO!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Every bit of news I read about RBS
they seem to slide further and further back into the mire. Wouldn't trust 'em with a piggy bank.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# ^ FACT

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:36, archived)
# ninglywingles!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
#
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# Alors, ah waz pissing by on my way to zee bonk unt sow zees
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Your textual interpretation of a French accent would almost fool a native French speaker into thinking you're actually speaking French
To fool Dutch speakers, all I have to do is try to dislodge a tomato skin from the back of my soft palate.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Haha - don't they have 916 different words for wood?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# now breaks my wooden shoe!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
# wooden shoe rather do something more constructive
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:44, archived)
# GAH INVISIBLE FLY ON MY NOSE
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# i should kill you for such a bad pun
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# She must be huge...
There's a helicopter landing pad on her chest!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# it already landed it's hayden under her boobs
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# I always wanted to do 'Ceci n'est pas une T-shirt'...
but printed on a T-shirt.
People's minds would BLOW
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:27, archived)
# LOL - I suffered a degree of philosophical retardation having made that picture ;)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Haha, it's certainly a...
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Nice :)
Guess that's the international version, can be used in northern or southern hemispheres.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Todays renderings.


Click for bigger (29 kb)

The "Council of seven" is now in session.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# I want to lick them.
Do you think they'd mind?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Sneak up behind them, I'm sure they won't mind.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Oooh the filthy beasts
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:39, archived)
# This is the Blender Cookie tutorial isn't it? - very nicely done especially the atmospherics on the lighting.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I don't know if that is, but mine wasn't. :)
The lighting is, again, a spotlight with visible light, but the atmospherics is just the noise function mixed in with the visible light.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Happy, happy, sad
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# are those balls based on these?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
# He loves his balls.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)
# This is closer to what I'm using...
greyscalegorilla.com/blog/2009/09/how-to-make-a-glossy-candy-stripe-texture-in-cinema-4d/

To get the stripe along the top of the balls, I had to use hypernurbed cubes which end up ball-shaped.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# I see thought yours was done in blender
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:03, archived)
# I'm sure Blender's powerful, but I find it works the wrong way round for me.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Nope.
Although I made the mistake of watching that Tron film, I'm not influenced by it. If I were, I'd be rendering all kinds of 8-bit alike graphics. :)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Balls in the War Room?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# There was no fighting in the war room.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:33, archived)
# The perfectly spherical ominously striped spheres came up with a horrific plan
use something with sharp edges!

caution! something has sharp edges, please handle carefully.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Sounds like a plan.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# It'll not be stolen by Sonic the Hedgehog now
Dr Robotnic has been relieved of his duties
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# For some strange reason
your very fine rendering reminded me of this.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Nice and shiny....
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:56, archived)
#
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# Hahahaha
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# You lampooned the fuck out of that ALF kid right there
nice cloning
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
# He's happy because he eats LARD
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Yes very³ happy
There is his last christmas gift 2010
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
# GET OUT FROM THAT KITCHEN AND RATTLE THOSE POTS AND PANS
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Andreas Vollenweider as a toddler?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Saturday Ningles b3ta!
Todays birthday thorn is Richard Briers and he is between todays roses; Faye Dunaway and Holland Taylor.



Today I am mostly going to 'Bovey Market' to get some new bike boots. What have you lot got plannned?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 7:31, archived)
# Bovey Tracey?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Nice offer, but no thanks, I'm driving.
Bovey Market

EDIT: I nearly forgot to post today lovely stripy! Happy birthday Jordan Ladd!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:48, archived)
# My plans for today are breaking into a large villa nearby, tying and gagging everyone inside and sexually abusing all of their pets.
Then I am going to tell them all how I feel about cooking them all an extensive romantic dinner (very little) and smash all of their toilet bowls.

I suspect there will be some rug peeing involved.

Afterward, I will have to get some grocery shopping done.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Sounds just perfect...
* Do you think we could ask actomic to draw us a picture of the resulting carnage?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Knowing me, I'll probably only get around to doing one of these though

Busy busy rite lol
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:06, archived)
# I'd watch that film
Flatlander there can be only one
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Yes, but only one what?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Bike boots?
what type of bike?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Only a 125 for commuting
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# oh a bike with a motor on it. I was wondering why you'd wear boots.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Yes Richard, I can see it in your face
58 years in show business and it has indeed come to this
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] flanimal cruelty
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 7:00, archived)
# *sympathy reply*
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] fapple
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:43, archived)
# At first I thought it was a dick with a bite taken out of it
And then I saw the thumb. Brilliant!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:16, archived)
# ta muchly :)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:18, archived)
# *clap* *clap* *clap*
*giving you a hand*
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:22, archived)
# I doubt I could use it, to be fair;
barely enough room for one :(
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:27, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:23, archived)
# fra!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:27, archived)
# coelacanth!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:45, archived)
# well that's just brill
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 4:37, archived)
# WHAT'S A FISH'S FAVOURITE DRINK
TURBOT SHANDY
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 4:38, archived)
# WHY WAS THE FISH ALL ANGRY
HE'D HADDOCK NUFF
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 4:46, archived)
# WHAT'S A FISH'S FAVOURITE COMPUTER GAME
COD
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 4:55, archived)
# coelacan!
coelacan't!

I'm really stuck on this silly god damn fish.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 5:01, archived)
# WHAT DID PREHITHSTORIC FITHSETHS DRINK COKE FROM?
COELACANTHS!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 5:16, archived)
# I'm eating cream of coelacanth as I type this.
And rocking back and forth in my lonely lonely forlorn dimly lit room, waiting to pounce on the next crustacean that comes by.

Off to bed! Tomorrow's another day of b3ta sillies.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 5:47, archived)
# Anybody know who made this?

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:53, archived)
# onephilosophy - OP OP OP
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:59, archived)
# Thanks
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 5:10, archived)
# I believe the tag might be a hint
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 5:56, archived)
# "SPANK DIFFERENTLY"
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 4:43, archived)
# iMast Air
it's what I'm mostly down to.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 4:45, archived)
# just gonna plop this here!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 5:14, archived)
# I like the bears "AND WHAT" expression :D
also you could have dropped it above... it's been long enough for a new thread. :)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 5:18, archived)
# I know but this pic is a repost from awhile back file!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 5:23, archived)
# in that case
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 5:25, archived)
# Haha - that's brilliant.
But you don't need the 'F' at the start ;)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Request Rob(gender changed with school girl)

Please Don't throw stone to me!! :D
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:45, archived)
# Home LOLs
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:50, archived)
# throw stones to you... you no wanna play catch?
:(
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:54, archived)
# *quickly to avoid stone*
:D heh heh hehe
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:56, archived)
# schoolgirl is gender
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:42, archived)
# Were I Japanese
I'd remember that Valentines immediately followed New Years (both of them)

Oh, wait a minute. Isn't there that thing on Feb 3rd when you have to throw beans at a demon?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:57, archived)
# Well yeah
Japan has two events coming together.
:D
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:59, archived)
# There's white day, too
(not a bukakke celebration, for anyone that doesnt know)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:35, archived)
# bukkake XD
Hahaha
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:12, archived)
# Gender swapped? Are you sure?
The only difference I can see is a slightly longer skirt than normal.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:57, archived)
# ♀ (nine out of ten of me suspect that venus symbol will expand into a bunch of numbers, a hash and a semicolon, but one of them hopes)
Say "Ahhh...."

(Yet it works here ♀)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:57, archived)
# Right, let's see if this works.
あなたのアートが優れていると私はすぐにあなたのアートをもっと見たい!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:14, archived)
# XD
Thank youu X3
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:17, archived)
# I especially want to see the images that got you banned from DA.
They were probably great.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:17, archived)
# .....really?
O_O
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:30, archived)
# Yes!
YES

Hai hai hai!!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:34, archived)
# OK
[email protected]
This is my new mail address.
:D
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:36, archived)
# I suggest making that more obscure because you will get a lot of spam.
Like, say,
sergent_moggy

at mail dot goo dot ne dot jp

instead of an email address. Also b3ta has mail, I can send you mail from here too. Just go to your profile page (which is were I read your dA missive and found your dA page, which has a lot of locks and stuff I cannot see because I don't have a dA account or something).
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:59, archived)
# *spurts coffee* WHUH?!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:12, archived)
# Hahaha XD
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:15, archived)
#
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# I'd hate to see the kind of porn you watch
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:19, archived)
# That
is just so creepy.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 5:48, archived)
# probably this.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:54, archived)
# A massive improvement.
Hell, I want one.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:15, archived)
# A little girl version of the ginger fuhrer? o_O
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:16, archived)
# No, of me.
Why are you backing up slowly?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:20, archived)
# Hm? No, not backing up at all! Heh... heh... *reaches for silent alarm button*
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:21, archived)
# Cool, cool. It's just that it would make touching my ass more fun than it already is.
Doing it now.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:26, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:30, archived)
# HAHAH! Rob, has to see this!
That's absolutely brilliant :D
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:17, archived)
# I'll tweet it to him now :)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:17, archived)
# We should all have one of these.
Don't hold out on us!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:36, archived)
# how many fucking JJ fans are there
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:17, archived)
# He wouldn't have any if it weren't for his skills in drawing squirrel tits.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:28, archived)
# SQUITS
it's all very jiffy
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:49, archived)
# They're his gift to the world
Everyone should be friends with Jolly!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 4:04, archived)
# personally I like my tits none furry
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 4:22, archived)
# Hopefully he has something to back him up
'cause he'll have such a frowny face when he fails to take over the world with squits. :C
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 4:41, archived)
# the fuck
but also hahahahahahaha

I genuinely can't tell if this is state-of-the-art trolling or a bona-fide nutter but eitherwise you are foon,
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:45, archived)
# this is not rob
rob is ginger
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:49, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking hell
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
FP THIS NOW
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 4:14, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 5:51, archived)
# i misunderstand u__u
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 7:19, archived)
# We should do the White Day thing in the UK
It is a good system. Worst case scenario - you get some Chocolates.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:55, archived)
# racist
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Please don't throw stone to me!!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:16, archived)
# THE PLOT THICKENS
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:29, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha
If you like him so much, have a naked drawing of him to pin up(like one of the French girls)



Click for bigger (132 kb)

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Ahhh, finally out of my head after lots of waiting at bus stops...
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:33, archived)
# oh dear..
you should also try "how long's the next bus?" "about 50 feet"
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:59, archived)
# Interesting....
Not the bomb, but terrrrrrrific.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:59, archived)
# "I wouldn't know, mate. A-mish-ed the last one."
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:13, archived)
#
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# how can anyone be enemies to something so cutesywootsey
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:14, archived)
# TOATSTOAT

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:01, archived)
# I say!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:27, archived)
# I suppose you want to be pelted with replies?
You would go fur that, I should mink.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:02, archived)
[challenge entry] A parody of a parody of...
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:04, archived)
# I wonder why he wasnt called "shit al"
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:34, archived)
# is he died?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:07, archived)
# no his leg just had grow
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 2:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The Last Temptation of . . .
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# If I'm late, my dad's gonna kill me...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:51, archived)
# ha ha
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)
# I have a better caption:
"Who the fuck's arm is this?"
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:51, archived)
# or...
"A wristwatch! I must market them and make a fortune. Mwahaha!"
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# christ
look at the size of that thing!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Is that Thalidomide Jesus?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:56, archived)
# is it alms giving
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:04, archived)
# If only the ten commandments could have been bound into such a handy book!


also: Back Left = Fred West! "Fuck that big cross thing.... put him under the patio!"

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
# That's just perfect :)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Shopped images only please.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Come on you coelacanths, show some enthusiasm.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)
# What the fuck is it with coelacanths recently? This is the third coelacanth reference I've seen today, and one of those was in the damn book I was reading on the loo.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU DAMN PREHISTORIC FISH
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
# *Follows the lobster

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
# We need more seamcrabs around here
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
# It should be the next compo
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:51, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:51, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 3:14, archived)
# Hatstanding!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:56, archived)
# CHRIST!
He'd better get that library book back on time
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:41, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Hahaha!


Seriously though dude you never cease to make me giggle :D keep it up!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:47, archived)
# oh dear.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Eeeewww
That's something you wouldn't want to come across on a dark night in the woods.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# That fella would.
*grabs coat*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)
# oh puhleeze. I would be tickled if I saw a badger wif tits out in the woods
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)
# but would you tickle it?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)
# are you calling me a whore?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Great badger expression there
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Great badger mohican / mullet too now you mention it
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:16, archived)
# It's been stuffed for posterity
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha wtf
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:16, archived)
# wait, what?
HA HA!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:25, archived)
# Pffffft
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 5:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:06, archived)
# TOAP!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Is that against the rules then?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Text on a Pail?
oh hell no! :D :D
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# yes
Just add a 'd'
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:12, archived)
# and an e?
I'm guessing someone had a State education...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# You can't put an E in their milk!
They'll be twatted for the rest of the weekend!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Who the hell is dwhite milk?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:43, archived)
# My psychiatrist.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:48, archived)
# He wrote the music to the Milky Bar adverts.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:08, archived)
# I lolled.
Anyone know where I can buy some pus?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Very TOAPy but (hopefully) passes the "at least it's funny" test...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha - mange tout!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Vive le drapeau blanc!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Ha!
Tres bien!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)
# French motto
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Liberte, Egalite, Fraternize
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Rosé
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Pffft hehehe
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha
*french words*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# =)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tres bien!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Ironically....
Before the french revoloution their national flag was plain white.
(, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Not as fucking shit as your TOAP.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)
# I know you are, but what am I
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# wots a toap?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Text on a picture.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:51, archived)
# technically it's TIABOAP in this case
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# you want me to read it to you?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Snow burkas!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# like show burkas!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Tesco value snow stormtroopers
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# That's a nasty leg injury you've got there, sir.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# if you were shot out of the sky by a 1500W plasma rifle while going mach eleventyhundred, you'd get a bit banged up too
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Oh yeah? Watch me!




















*splat*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Flan may not like it
but I bet I know what the guy on the left thinks!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:08, archived)
# I think he finds it rather agreable, or words to that effect.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Enjoyable...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:12, archived)
# That is more like it
edit: so is this
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# My kind of guys!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# My god, it's full of FUCK
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:26, archived)

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