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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: BEARDS


This week's one-word challenge is to celebrate the magnificence of chin topiary. So it's beards for the next seven days. BEARDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:13, archived)
# GORDON'S ALIIIIIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:14, archived)
# FIEND's back?!?
what, is this 'come back to b3ta' week?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Bloody remakes


oh my mistake. That was moustaches
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)
# \o/
Too bad i trimmed mine back a few days ago. It was well mighty.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] beards it is then.

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn you, I just shaved
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:23, archived)
# BOLLOX!
* Rubs out all his drawings of objects talking ot each other
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:33, archived)
# gary glitter's disguise was fooling no one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)
# hah! I didn't see it before, but now it's undeniable!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Is it just me or....
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)
# I had some things on my news feed today that were from monday and had decided to reappear, with no new comments or anything
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:10, archived)
# What made them think to offer a choice between seeking stuff as it appears or burying new statuses under old?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:12, archived)
# i dunno
i guess folks in a hurry who dont have time to check *everything* just want to see higlights
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)
# that
normally happens when they're about to update your profile, also it becomes impossible to find posts that have appeared in the meantime (happening to me also today)

Fully agree with ghostie's pic though. fucking irritating
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Changing back everytime you don't look at the button!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:22, archived)
# I think I get the award for most integrated image tag though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning /board you sexy mofos
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:20, archived)
# Oh 'ello
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:24, archived)
# Lovely"
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:28, archived)
# Did he come out for tea?:
woo.

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:36, archived)
# good point
Ning riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:38, archived)
# It haunts my dreams at night
then it's the first thing I see on b3ta in the morning

will I never be free?

ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Squeeze it!
Go on, squeeze it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)
# You'll find me in the bath...



(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 6:32, archived)
# What time is brunch served
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 6:58, archived)
#
don't know. wandered round the lobby for a bit. none of the staff seem to be up and about...
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 7:00, archived)
# Slack bastards! What kind of place is this anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 7:41, archived)
#
a cheap motel, basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# A lot of good ideas occur in the bath
and a lot of slit wrists.

Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:07, archived)
# LEAVE WHITNEY ALONE !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)
#
I personally felt no ill will towards Whitney Houston, despite never particularly being interested in her work, and strangely understood how her life turned, after having to take the full responsibility for the pressure of Uncle Tom's good little niece in late 80's America's semi-fascist political atmosphere. But this work was not about drug related unconscious suicide ideation. I feel it is sad what happened to her, as it is also sad that thousands die every day who aren't famous, and didn't even get to have a choice about their life or death. To me, to mock death, as so many do on this site, is the childish tantrum of the ignorant in the face of something indomitable, inevitable, and ultimately humbling. And that humility should be carried over into each of our lives, and that is where respect for life grows from.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
#
reply to "A lot of good ideas occur in the bath
and a lot of slit wrists."

and then... the ideas end. so not a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Is his chin covered in chocolate hundreds and thousands sick?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:27, archived)
#
yes. that is exactly what it looks like! ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Late Valentine
(ideasbychuck, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:30, archived)
# c...cupid? damn.
Edit: how'd you do that flying thing!?
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:34, archived)
#
Photoshop.
(ideasbychuck, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:35, archived)
# Sounds great.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:47, archived)
# NOW WE'RE TALKING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:53, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 3:07, archived)
# love is in the air
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 3:09, archived)
# ZOUNDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 3:14, archived)
# Gak!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 4:48, archived)
# no reason

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:06, archived)
# Let your feet do the talking.
They tell me you've got fine taste in footwear.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:11, archived)
# ^this
You are a good noob.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:20, archived)
# We do what we can.
I like to think I'm not a shitbird in real life too.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:25, archived)
# perchance, he has cockfeet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:40, archived)
# the self-threading moobsnail
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:13, archived)
# yes, exactly like that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:39, archived)
# snails all the way down
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 4:27, archived)
# That's no beard.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:25, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:40, archived)
# Did you just say
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 3:13, archived)
# brainstem footfuck
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 3:15, archived)
# Twinned with the town of Splaschentwat Grosstung, Bavaria.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 3:17, archived)
# It's fairly easy to see why discomeats keeps them coming back for more.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 4:13, archived)
# Wheeeeeee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 4:49, archived)
# Andrew?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 7:26, archived)
# Here comes my wife!
(Porkbeard, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:05, archived)
# SHE HAS BETTY SHOVELLER HANDS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:06, archived)
# Beatrice Evelyn (Dollie) Shoveller
Wife, mother, great-great-grandmother, provincial champion ball player, duplicate bridge life master. Born Aug. 1, 1912, in Port Sydney, Ont. Died June 30, 2011, in Hamilton after a stroke, aged 98.

Nobody loved baseball, and in particular her Toronto Blue Jays, more than Dollie Shoveller. So great was her passion that her family was convinced she would never die during baseball season. So she threw us a bit of a curve by suffering a life-ending stroke in June, some of us certain it was prompted by the Blue Jays having loaded the bases with none out and not scored a couple hours earlier. Inexcusable.
(Porkbeard, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:09, archived)
# in hevin wid d angles
edit: and while I'm at it, fuck you sainsburys.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Hello?
Also: Are there any women here today?

/lifeofbrian
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# CAPTAIN
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# she is again touching all time my clay ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# "ALL TIME" BEFORE "TOUCHING"
ALWAYS....ALWAYS!!!! (ALL TIME)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:17, archived)
# I blame the copious amounts of alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:19, archived)
#
ass model head
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:17, archived)
# EDIT: In clay he looks a bit like dickinson...
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:34, archived)
# I'll name that tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:51, archived)
# For 50 points, Whato_Jeeves from B3ta, in the internets...
go for it.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:02, archived)
# Do you wanna funk? By that ugly fat bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:21, archived)
# Good.
But you're wrong.. it's actually Frantic Disembowelment by Cannibal Corpse

so close.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:50, archived)
# First one in a while.
Been ill with the fucking Crohn's. Attack of the Crohn's. 3D.



here's a big version:
www.flickr.com/photos/nic_piper/6883490697/sizes/l/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Man periods are the best periods
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Crohning on about your ills
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)
# I do!
I'm a right skinny whinging prick. Think it's karma. Or korma. The coconut fucks my guts right up.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I put mine my sig sometimes, for clarification purposes
Coconut, interesting, I have an odd reaction to fresh pineapple, always a single mouth ulcer.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:56, archived)
# The solitary mouth ulcer
is a sort of pre-warning thing for me. Telling me to expect a week of clutching my arse and/or stomach in pain.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:01, archived)
# if I eat greasy take out pizza I can guarantee that ten minutes later
the shit will be flowing from my backside like someone has left a tap on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Whoa, I guess thats a definite no from your digestion then.
EDIT: We are actually discussing ailments...

@elderlyconversation
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:10, archived)
# In that case, order some crushed imodium as an extra topping.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Shot glass of Laudanum was the old remedy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Ha ha!
It's never on the domino side dish list!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Ooh dear.
See, I've had so much chopped out that I might as well chuck veg straight down the pan to save time. Rubbish.
I fear I am moaning now so I'll stop.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# "may affect any part of the gastrointestinal tract from mouth to anus, causing a wide variety of symptoms"
 
I imagine that would make a human centipede type scenario many, many times worse, for all involved
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# A lot quicker though.
In terms of throughput.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Depends on how fast the people at the back can swallow
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:35, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger throat.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# not much text can make my digestive system consider changing to the reverse gear
but your little statement there made it real for a second
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)
# I saw like three seconds of an Annabel Fay video yesterday and I had the same reaction
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:55, archived)
# bring back Bic Runga!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:57, archived)
# ugh no, she never went away, new album out which is every bit as pish as her earlier work
 
she's still better than her sister I guess, but you're comparing two flavours of shite there really
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:59, archived)
# but she's kyooooooot
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:03, archived)
# can't argue with that
 
I just got a bit riled when people were saying her new album was brilliant and a total departure from the old "hum and strum" (not my words), when based on the little I've heard, it's not.
But if you want to sell downloads/tickets/t-shirts (MOVE THOSE UNITS) you have to peddle watered down slop to morons, don't you
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:09, archived)
# CHRONESKUNT
sorry, i'm not insulting you i just wanted to say that ("that" being CHRONESKUNT).
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Perfectly natural reaction
:)
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:14, archived)
# i want a cupcake too :(
ye wee bastard!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:25, archived)
# sibelbongolick!
similarly, sibelbongolick
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Been at the crohnic?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# My wife suffers from Crohns in a bad way...
I hope you feel better soon, it's a shitcake of a disease, unlike your cupcake which is wonderful.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Ah, thanks very much.
It is the stupidest of diseases. Hope she feels better soon and more often.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)
# minor TJ here
on photoshop when i have a layer that is very small i can't seem to select the anchor point (the black dot in the centre), i go to grab it and it just moves the layer, any ideas?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
# did you check your monitor settings
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# it says "fuck"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Take a look at my answer rory and don't listen to the rest of these cunts.
You and me mate, you and me.

EDIT: MAN I FEEL SO USED RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
# you and LaCutestOfBorg are my new bestest internet friends
the rest of the cunts can fucking die, man

cunts
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)
# HOORAY! Can we braid eachothers hair/snakes?
I mean, I assume you've got a Medusa like snake head going on...?
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:02, archived)
# asshair only
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:11, archived)
# scale it bigger then scale it down again? I have no idea, I use gimp.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Yeah, I'd zoom in as much as possible and see if that helps...
also try holding alt?

EDIT: what they said!
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)
# YES!
thank you, you gorgeous bastard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
# WHAAATTT?????
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Zoom in
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:33, archived)
#
Why do you need the anchor? Are you rotating around a point outside of the layer or something?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)
# See, this is what they do on the Adobe forums.
You ask how to do something, and they ask you why you'd want to do it, then they get all up themselves.
Admittedly you haven't gotten to stage 3 yet but I can see it coming.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)
# I bet they're just nosy
Cos you're ACTUALLY using the software for something, not just supporting it like some drudgeon.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# no, they're like pathetic little fuking trolls who will jump at the change to badger someone else about their non-standard methods
oops :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
# woah. That just got really intense.
and it started out super positive
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:52, archived)
# ha ha wow!
all quasi-technical forums are like that.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
# the more quasi the fuck
the more expert the fucking

or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:48, archived)
# FUCK ALL YOU CUNTS
I was just trying to be helpful and offer an alternative suggestion, but now I'm LEAVING FOREVER
again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
# :D YAY!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
#
Bastard.
Of course, I can't reply and didn't see that, as I have LEFT FOREVER.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# Stage 3! You made it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# 3 down, fuck more to go
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# i can tell that you want me gone too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:48, archived)
# THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT PEDRO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)
# get the fuck out and walk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:59, archived)
# you better have eyes on the back of your head
and check yo brakes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
# I can't believe that, only the other day a dog was 'shopped in your honour.
www.b3ta.com/board/10686870#post10686950
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:07, archived)
# but now i am only a mere french fry of my former self
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Haha those dogs actually look fried sometimes.
Last beer and off to bed BBL {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# can I stick an oar in here?
this is a fucking technology pet hate of mine

"I'd like to [something]"

and it's
"why would you do that?" "what's the point of that?" "oh, there's a [something completely other to the task at hand and the mechanism to perform it]" "oh, nobody does that because it's too hard"


but best of all
BEST OF FUCKING ALL
are the morons who want to prove that you are beneath them
with their magnificent skillz and attitude of


"I don't understand at all what you are talking about, so you must be stupid, I'm clearly much better than you and I will now be abusive because I know more than you despite having no domain knowledge of any kind".


Fucking gopping head dobbered windowlicking cockguzzling partly digested shit horses.

Anyone who asks you "why" as if it's something inconceivable can just fuck off and die in a burning pool of snot.

And of course, any explanation as to what you are doing is "stupid" and "trolling".

edit: not that I intend to offend anyone on here of course, unless you want to be offended, in which case I'll use comedy swear words.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)
# discomeats for King of the Planet!!!



not Earth tho, maybe Venus or Uranus or something
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)
#

HEHE, you said anus

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
#
Just out of interest, was this directed at me or mofaha? I'm a little confused by it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
# it was directed at people that pissed me off in the past
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:52, archived)
# who won't ever read it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# that makes me hate them even more
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# ...and all of the others who have 'wronged you somehow'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:55, archived)
# lol threes the boat!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Check your CMYK settings
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:00, archived)
# fuck! they are all set to HSV!
fuck!

fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:01, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST! EVERYTHING'S IN ALPHA!
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:07, archived)
# dude, you're not supposed to just empty your temp folders, that's where microsoft stores the install files for ms-office
....and and and, you, average joe user, are supposed to read the knowledge base on each and every update Microsoft issues before allowing it to run on your system -- sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# but but.. my toaster is still on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:54, archived)
# *RAISES HAND*
how could a pool of snot actually burn?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:58, archived)
# raises flamethrower
WEZE GONNA BURN US SOME COUNTRYSNOT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:00, archived)
# and before you know it
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:01, archived)
# this is how god made evolution
heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:04, archived)
# I WAS DESIGNED TO FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# ARE YOU A MODEL OF A LARGER SYSTEM?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:20, archived)
# This is special.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:29, archived)
# Never did get an explanation on how I could dismantle my good laptop and run CS2 through my eee pc while displaying it on the other monitor
Cost me a lot of clients, that forum did
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:00, archived)
# other monitor?
dismantle?

eee pc?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Was that an sRGB monitor?
Because some of them say they are, but they're not, they're NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:13, archived)
# My screen got bluer every time I restarted my laptop
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 6:30, archived)
# i often use it, i find it easier than rotating the whole layer (a limb for example) and having to realign the joint
or something
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
# yes, don't be so anal
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Hold down the Alt key when you click into the layer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)
# you are full of the love of god
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)
# gorgeous bastard, etc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# SURE YOU CAN MANAGE THIS AGAIN? YOU'VE ALREADY SHOT YOUR LOAD ON THE NOOB
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)
# FRESH MEEEEAT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Caaannnn you feel the loooovee to niiiighhhhttt.
to-na-ha-yight.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:13, archived)
# unplug it for 30 seconds and then call us back
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)
# This is a good face yes?
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)
#
My first thought at seeing this was that this man is about to commit suicide.
(ideasbychuck, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:38, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# MUTHA FUNKIN' GANGSHTEH
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# fuckin' right
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# BITCH BETTA DESMONIZE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:58, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.......
west philidelphia born and raised....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# NO DICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:24, archived)
# no blue cap, no fresh plate
aaaaaaaand no "to bel-air!!"

but a wholelottatutu
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
# I liked this before I realised you made it, therefore I'm now chodeschuffler
also the toblerone logo is most amusing for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# i want a toblerone
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# crunchy fuckgoodness
also, i just noticed Axl 22's schlang
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)
# OH FUCK
i was supposed to animate it, must do it now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)
# i want a bag of weed and six more beers
youtu.be/dASqLXiuomY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)
# amma make ma dreams come true
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# beers on friday
if i drink during the week i'd probably become an alco, lolz.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:56, archived)
# axewell folie
Altres
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:58, archived)
# don't need crack and I don't need speed cuz everything is better with a bag of weed
 
beers will just make you sick/fat
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:15, archived)
# sort of true
i've lost 2 stone in the last year and a half and i'm still drinking, and i only occasionly throw up from beer :)

but yeah, i'm sure binge drinking does catch up on you.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# I like a beer on the side, especially in summer, but gin/tequila straight up for the most part
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)
# with a roofies in it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:24, archived)
# RAPE ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:29, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)
# TESTIFY!
youtu.be/dASqLXiuomY

ya right though, beer has mad calories, but I likes it

ta la
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)
# the audio's mixed a bit low but this did raise a smile
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGE1CrnRIdQ
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
# aahhaah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Most confusing film, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
# i'm gonna reply again, because this fucking rules
youtu.be/dASqLXiuomY

just noticed the 22 on the gun, best japes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
# *breaks out the lino*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:04, archived)
# i'm going to play this really loud tomorrow
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# please do, while doing a jaunty dance and saying
Aha, ha, ha, ha haha, I'm Ja-vi-el No-gis

during the chorus

ta la
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# when people look up at the window i'll twitch the curtains and give the finger
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:18, archived)
# BEVRLY HILLS FUCK
youtu.be/dASqLXiuomY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# you just posted the same thing twice
i feel cheated :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:19, archived)
# it's ok, it rules
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:22, archived)
#
FUCK YEAH
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:32, archived)
#

youtu.be/KFIdNr1PGCM
spotify:track:5LRjcLwI50fYPKxzTrrZ2B (Way Out --> by Orbital)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)
# beauty choons
dudes have talent

nice visual jape
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# joooooooiiiin uuuuus
youtu.be/ogkoskneNII
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# WHOOOOOOWWWWWWaaaaooowwwwwuuahhHHHHH
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_hGYjKKbhs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)
# I want my money back11!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:22, archived)
# ok, here then
Altres

youtu.be/8nruUwYobgM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Tu Suun
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure if I've understood this new challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)
#
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)
# I got the polar bear expansion for this.
Totally not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# bear
grills
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:08, archived)
# I have this for the 3DS, I got mauled on the gooch
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# your gooch
show it to me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Yeah I was really hoping they'd utilise the gyroscope controls during the goochmauling level
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)
# If you type PROTECTMESPUDS in the cheat menu
it gives you a diamond codpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)
# that's a tainted cheat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# It's a bum deal, I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Don't touch me please
edit: that's that 80's joke fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# sorray for late replies i was making coffee and listening to abba
youtu.be/tiMUcM-rWtY
www.b3ta.com/talk/7448295
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Best pop act ever
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
# they win beyond belief
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# you made me post on /talk, you bad bad man
now all of my fish are going to smell like that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Voooouleeeeeeeeeeez Vooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuus
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# re: http://www.b3ta.com/talk/7448295
nothing like S.O.S.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# tehy're letting me go home now, yay
BBL, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# It doesn't get much better than Kafe och ABBA
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# fuxellent, sir
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
#
Well, Expedition

coming to an end.

The bears safely moving into their winter dens,

the foxes hiding in the woods.

I came here. I studied them,

protected them.

And I promise you, I promise the

Grizzly People, I will be back. I will be back.

And I thank the animals for keeping

me safe and for inspiring me.

I thank them so very much.

Good-bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
# now THIS is how to flounce
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Like a blummin poetic SAS agent
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)
# For you (Only kindness people)

banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/art/ValentineChocolate-FromMaria-285276316
↑original
LittleMaria: I never give my chocolate "Dave" joking STUPID people!!
:D
"Dave"'s joking stupid people" are should only wank.
They never need sweet valentine from me!!
(BTW I dunno "wank" What? Moggy don't tell me : LittleMaria)

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=60692
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=84237
↑MY FAKE.
(If you change to yourname into my name, Everyone confused.
If you did it, I don't decide as innocent people.)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)
# I prefered it when you'd fucked off, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# LittleMaria: Hello wank boy XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# If you search Bourbon Fox's posts
he doesn't like you either
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# XD
I already Settlement to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
#
In this post he suggests that you fuck cats and dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)
# I was going to go to bed
Now I'll have to stay up for a bit and see how this pans out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Your English got good.
Oh wait... um... carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Two glasses of sake and all of a sudden I can write like a native.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Feel free to correct me, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Correct you on what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# MASSIVE VICTORY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)
# MASSIVE VICTORY on... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Never mind all that.. Hey Bourbon, have you seen?
Dave wants to sex you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Everyone wants to sex me.
/bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Moggy and Bourbon sitting in a tree.
Y-I-F-F-I-N-G
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
# you've changed your chune
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# I never said Foxy was there willingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# *sobs* I wake up screaming at night...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# angry yiff wanks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
# YOU FUCKING LOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)
# for future reference
the real moggy currently has "i HATE 4chan" in her name. this is a comedy account. (well, ok, this is a comedy account parodying a comedy account.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Yeah. Call it a moment of weakness. Now I know!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# You creating still troll account, will not accept
(spanishfly 2, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Shakes Fist
Grrrr. Japanese Imperialism.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Much
Now start exchanging messages with "her".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# It's like Fight Club, but, you know, not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Is a comedy account parody of a comedy account, on a humorous site, a bad thing?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I'd say it's the meat and two veg of a site like b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
# fuck no
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
# It's the extra bracket on the left
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# So who's comedy account is this one then?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# You seems don't know the use way to message box.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# I wasn't trying to use the message box.
Bourbon said that about you.
He said that cats and dogs are safe.
Because you were no longer here.
He said you are danger to cat and dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# So what? :S
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
#
I'm trying to tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Poor wank boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)
#
I'll have you know I haven't wanked in over an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Thanks for that
Because of that I followed the link to the Original ending of series 8. Hadn't seen that!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# I guess Mu means nothing to you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Oh, Vienna.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Well, there goes the best joke I ever made on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)
# I didn't get it. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# That's ok
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mu_%28negative%29
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
#
That's very good, once explained :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Thanks Drimble
Top disguise btw
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)
#
Alright mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
#
ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Ahahahaha sorry Mu ahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Why? You didn't piss yourself on my carpet again did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Don't spoil it for Bourbon Fox,
this could be the start of something beautiful.
{;-p




(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# PFFFFFT
damn, caught stirringlols
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# *tapping foot, arms crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
#
Bourbon calls moggy a paedophile
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# see Emoticon
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
# now surely you can see how you are jokingly calling Mu names
in the same way that we jokingly call you Dave

it's just fun and games

Unless you are being genuinely rude and abusive
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# I will make something for Art Auction
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)
# that would be lovely, thank you
I'm sure it will raise a lot of interest
*edit - ah, "joke" account, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:08, archived)
# We may have to get the lawyers in to make sure the drawings don't appear to be underage
But apart from that it will be very tasteful
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Go for it. pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Again?
Who's comedy account is this? I'm getting confused now.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# You're confused?
I don't know who's who now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Swap a capital i in there and you could probably lose the extra (
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# People were calling me Dave a minute ago for photoshopping a car...
I do hope I am not being confused with someone else.
(Testicles just for you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Dave was someone who used to just draw cars on here
not seen him about in ages, seem to recall he was a young'un, so probably went to uni or grew up

*edit - haha! I saw that, good to know you're still alive
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# he really loved tracing his cars
it made him happy

or at least it seemed to

if it wasn't for dave, this image, would never exist.



And the world would be a less brighter place for it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:10, archived)
#
nice car dave
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# it's a car dave!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Welcome back
Always nice to see a familiar face.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Fuck a pig. Dave's back!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# LittleMaria: Pig are cute important animal for human.
Don't be insult. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# And damn tasty too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Pig king of the meat groups
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Careful what you say
That could be an art request to Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Hehhehheh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:02, archived)
# If you're going to flounce, you have to MEAN IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Minor rambling thought: I realised earlier that Preston wasn't bollock-freezing cold and/or completely fucking overcast today xD
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Yeah, it hasn't been too bad today. Makes a change. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# I don't anything to innocent people.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# You don't? Well that's just plain wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
#
Why do you hate those people?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)
#
きもい
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)
#
悪臭を放つ腐敗ウジいっぱい洗っていない陰茎のチーズ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc7xF17O-Ck
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:48, archived)
#
もっときもい
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x56O4G8VsiA
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=euVYMYocX74&t=1m15s
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
#
Don't be hating, we was just messing around :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)
# crackin drawin'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)
# PENULTIMATEWANK DREBEN: Mit Supa, Supa Dave Suckle Drei - Nooo Sustenance Fah Richter
XD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# I like you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Thank you ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
# welcome back!
did you bring chocolate for everyone?

or not everyone?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:54, archived)
# I've said it before I actually really like your pics
but your completely crazy, which isn't a completely bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Howdy Mogz!
I see you're back brightly sowing your usual discord and madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# I thought
comedy accounts should be amusing.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:32, archived)
# FUCKING TROLL CUNT MUFFIN' HEAD TWAT SLAG FACE!
I have been doing my detective work ;)
Next time you post I will post the source! Clever though
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)
#
Most enigmatic post of the week, right here
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# Comedy account or not
I like her Usavich hat! Kirenenko is the best of the 2
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Exactly! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 4:19, archived)
# Wow - you're back!
Super big cuddles, kisses, hugs, parties, fireworks
cake, beer, fanfares, dancing, singing, playing and
general happy carryings on - it's soo good to see you

Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:29, archived)
# Oh that fucking hurts.
All that I've done for you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:24, archived)
# yeah tell me about it!
Bourbon fox was a bastard to her, and he gets a choccie heart! :-(

Damn furry clique!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Do you like beards?
Do you like birds? Do you like tits? Great tits? How about Great tits with beards? And a ginger beard too, you say? As you wish...

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# bird done a sick
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Artistic talents fail beyond CDC's. :(
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# What software you using?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# It's Wetware, version 20051969.
Hand-eye co-ordination is a bit buggy, and seems unable to be patched up properly.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Yes, not all patches work as well as they are supposed to.
See my sig
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:11, archived)
# tits
Image and video hosting by TinyPic oh ok
(lulzpitbullz www.lulzpitbullz.org cos the big dog told me to., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:08, archived)
# I was bored, so I tried to make a Citroen Picasso GT
An attempt to make people carriers less boring.

(Testicles just for you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
#
Did you win it ?
And did anyone vote ?
Do you have a hat ?
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
# do we get beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
#
Can we call you Dave ?
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# No because my name is Gordon
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
#
DONT USE MY NAME..........flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Is it made of card
like Wobbly's meme bus?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# It's made of Jello
(Testicles just for you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Can we share
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:50, archived)
#
JEWS
HATE
JEWS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# everyone hates the Jews
I'm not being Anti-Semitic I hate everyone, you're all cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# This
^ and more CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Let's see
Are you Jewish?







spotify:track:0cIaQLi7Nzg1bl9OUpRmN3 (Chiquitita by Abba)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# where's the "oy, god willing" ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# being gassed
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# (incidentally, I am infact part jewish and I think the holocaust was bang out of order)*
Chiquitita, you and I know
How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving
You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end
You will have no time for grieving
Chiquitita, you and I cry
But the sun is still in the sky and shining above you
Let me hear you sing once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chiquitita
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chiquitita
Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chiquitita
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
#
www.iiiiiiii.com
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Oh you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)
# no juice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# DRY JUICE TOO: Noo Draft Fah Fabian
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# your
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Paul
Can you please blur the reg.
I know it's my bad to post it in the first place but right now things are kinda getting out of control in terms of stuff that is happening outside b3ta. Her facebook account has been disabled for some reason.

Hope you understand.
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# icon
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Just put a little bit of tape on your screen covering the reg.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Pearost

(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Fake
no ring
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# some goon went at facebook?
oddness
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# I'll blur the reg
will you donate a couple of quid?

It should be what happens on b3ta stays on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)
#
Or doesn't stay, in some cases :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Too Soon
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# I always had problems with pay pal
and (not having a) credit card.
But I'm informed that I can also make a bank transfer.
Anyway, bandwagons are ok, there were even a couple that made me laugh :)
Just the thing that i'm getting kinda paranoid because of her facebook being flagged.
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# I believe I donated by bank transfer
though don't quote me on that one because it was a while back. I've been meaning to donate again, but since I've now got a working PayPal life will be a hell of a lot easier.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# I made a pay pal account
but it only could be activated by credit card, as far as I could tell,
I'll try the bank tranfer, I guess you need to include your username ?
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Yep
But that's true however you donate.

Edit: If you don't have your icons within a few days, gaz Rob or cr3 and give them the date you transferred and how much it was - that'll be enough to identify it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Yeah, right
rightProblem with PayPal

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Just donate for Cribben's sake.
These guys won you and your Laydee a fucking car. That's at least 500 Euro in the pot!


www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/
You may prefer to transfer some money directly from your account into ours. We are told that this works internationally.

Account Name: Robert D Manuel
Bank: Lloyds TSB
Account No: 12117660
Sort Code: 30 96 38
IBAN: GB79 LOYD 30963812117660 (Some overseas transactions require this.)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Where is your Icon? haha
btw, where do you need to put your user name, so they know where the icons must go to.
and where is this sort code for (i'm dutch, not familier with 'sort codes')
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# I didn't get a free car, so I'll donate in my own free time.
Sort code is in the IBAN

Username is in the reference

Go to your bank, ask for the form to fill in, then it will tell you what goes where. Alternatively donate, then gaz Rob with the details and he'll match the donation to the person.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Winning a car doesn't mean
I have money, btw :P
You'll see my icon turn up in a couple of days then
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# you've probably got a "comments" or 'message' field
it's to put reference codes for payments - put your username there
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Only a couple..
.. it was the goatse, wasn't it?

Glad you've not abandoned b3taship.

Facebook are also nazis when it comes to any significant changes happening to an account. They simply probably found out that her page had had 500 annonymous (i.e. non-friend) likes and decided she was a "threat" to all that is holy (i.e. "Mark Suckerberg's candy ass")
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Thanks Paul :)
I really appreciate !!
(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# surely the number was
ls18 nvr 4gt ?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# The ideal number plate I think you'll agree...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Attention to detail!
Or a connoisseur?

Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# About as much of it as I can watch...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Subtle
Is this one of those tilt-shift images where the girl looks really small?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# NAH
just me being a spaz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# disabledlolz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Well, they're all winners aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)
# It wasn't a compo,
I was just bored.
(Testicles just for you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
#
well i think its ace good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Thanks, Maybe I'll mail it to Citroen and tell them to make it. :)
(Testicles just for you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# dave?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# ^This indeed
It can't be a coincidence
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Looks a bit dented to me
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# yeah I wasn't sure about the side slash, but I'm very happy with how the front worked out.
And no I'm not Dave.
(Testicles just for you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# If you post cars,
you're Dave. It's the law.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# lotsa Daves last night then.
Girls n cars. Slippery slope next thing you know...



all your images have the STAR hidden behind them...
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Those poor people, a Ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Yes! Absolutely
yfrog.com/nuvjsdj especially this Nissan
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)
# I dislike that car for it's wierd lights....
mine looks better with normal sides...

(Testicles just for you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Oh Dave, I missed you so much
Also, I get the Ferrari Enzo having a huge intage for the engine in the boot, but this makes more sense with the front vents and the regular side-panels, and therefore better.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# That was my thinking, but I thought it looked a bit slab sided, but hey,
I suppose it's better than having a pointless sidepod thing, a bit like those nob-ed guys who put fake roof vents on cars.
(Testicles just for you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
#
Your the bestest DAVE
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# I had a 1994 Nissan Prairie
and it had slide doors, which I loved. I remember the Christmas after I got it I was up in the Iide mountains when I discovered I had bald tires. All good.

Edit:I am so drunk I replied in the wrong place
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)
# ooh!
TOPOLOGYLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)
# A white Kia Soul has the same problem
Izit called Soul in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Beards you say!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# beered's
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# PHWOAR!
tits, willy, and beard. the holy trinity!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# That's a whole lot of google searching right there
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# beer
dead
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] BEARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Uncle Peter Beardsley?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# haha
forgot about uncle peter!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Shopped pics only please ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# YEAH!
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# MY HAIR IS A BLUR, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Ah peatear Beardsley
I knew him well
and the fact he said
'to be fair'
every other word
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Neargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# NYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH, YOUR CONE IS TOO YOOOOUNG!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the potential of the Slamdunk.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Thank you for the lovely woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# that's what all the ladies say
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# fucking hell, you just get better and better at this gubbins
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha, fantatstic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# WOOO!
technically that's not a slamdunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# haha I'm rubbish at Cricket!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# The real term Hole in One.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
#
Excellent stuff :D

Edit: just had to find up this old thing for the occasion

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
#
No real names on /board, pls
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# what a wonderful name you have :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
#
Global hypercolor axe
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Too small!
Edit: It didn't just say that! :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Mortal FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# ROUND 1
VS
spotify:track:6SMrWEWukd0DWh5iHGWgks (Dead Wrong - Featuring Eminem Explicit Album Version by The Notorious B.I.G.)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOOORTAAAAAAAAAAAAL KOOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# ... FIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Things have got bad in Greece
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# RIGHT, RIGHT?
UP, DOWN, LEFT, A, B, B, A
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# I see your Bitmap Brothers
And raise you a Sensible Software
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Freak, you melon farmer
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)
# glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Haha!
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# My balls have dents in them
HULLLLLLLLLLLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Yay!
congrats on the FP :)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Thank you just woke up ready to go to work to see it had made front page *glees*
but for some reason 3 has decided to block b3ta as 18 rating on my phone wtf!?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 5:00, archived)
# Oh I bloody say!!!
Superherb missus *clicks* like a loon
:) Congrats on the FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Love it.
:D
(Tivert, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOO
daz a gud 'un
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:33, archived)
# crivens
jings
help ma boab
whatever
fucking spleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeendid
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:33, archived)
# radical!
watched way too long
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:47, archived)
# Nuthin' but net!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 4:22, archived)
# Lovely!
Look at his cute little Beadle hands :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 4:37, archived)
# that
is clearly not a slamdunk
(Slacker, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 8:32, archived)
# Lol snooker pfftt...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Nicely
Woo YAY :D
(herman:D, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Flid Vader.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# TEH FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# ABBA/ICP mashup
 
the worst of two centuries in pop
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# fucking magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# osama bin magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# FEELING LIKE A NUMBER ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# SUPER POOPER FEELING LIKE A NUMBER TWO
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# ^
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Would, would.
The beards would give me something to hang on to. The crosses on the eyes would be handy for target practice as well.

Not too sure about the black dot on the schnoz though.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
#
Well at least your ok with the beards
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Cor blimey


Also, compo it in the last dying seconds of the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
#
still would

actually no i fucking wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
#
You hold it for me then i whould
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Not even from behind?
Edit: Maybe this will help persuade you.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# She has been under the shadow of her brother for too long
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# She should go full-frontal in his next film
That way she'll be able to break free and be her own person.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Urgh.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
# What unholyness is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Nuke it from orbit.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# with a chest like that
you'd think there would some meat on the arms
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Looking buff
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# She been working out.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# erm
Looks like she has been cut out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
# i feel like a paedophile


although i couldn't eat a whole one
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Not for want of trying, I'd guess.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# you have to cook them all the way through though, until the juices run clear
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Peter File?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# PDF file?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Phwoooar
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Ding dong
merrily oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Come to me, big boy!
big boy!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] It's mot going to make him more popular
more
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Pea and Salmond Bake...


(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I emailed him today, hope he emails back
Dear Mr Salmond,

I understand that as the first Minister of Scotland you are trying to arrange a vote for Scottish independence from the UK.
The reason from my email is to make you aware that the Scotch egg (scotlands second biggest export after Iron Bru) is actually English and was invented in Fortnum and Mason which is in London. Should you spit from the UK I will start a petition to rename the Scotch egg to the English egg and we will reclaim our meaty eggy treats.

I am sure you do not wish for this to happen so I would suggest you desist on this course of action.

I await your response.

Paul Powers
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# You have just crippled the entire independence movement
with a single delicious snackfood.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Scotland will think twice before it steps out of line again
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# boiled egg
battered

can you guess where I'm going... here it is

deep fried

THE TRUE SCOTCH EGG!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# That suits the chap
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Beer, you say?
Well..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# He's always good for a round.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# ON ZEE PISS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# ah, robot jesus
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# nanobot prefuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# WOMAN IS NOW AN INGRAINED B3TA MEME
BUT SHE LACKS HAMFISTS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# FUCK BEARDS, WHERE'S MY MONKEY CONTROLLED HOVERGOOCH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Behind you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
#
behindinside you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# well i'll be jiggered
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# compo eeet:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# your post is working!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# YES!
BEARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Beards ftw. :D
Edit: *notices 'small print' on board* *emphasises "BEARDS FTW"*
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# haha
bearded lady
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)

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