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# Harry Potter and the amazing beard of dogs tongues.
(Hammy1801 may have scabies!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# arf!
I mean, woof!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# He's looking ruff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# part finished Hp Lovecraft Dolly and the Insect thing from 'This Island Earth'



the finished one will have him holding 3 miniature editions of Astounding Stories with the full 3 part story 'At the Mountains of Madness' as they originally appeared back in 1936 in 4 point font size. because I'm a saddo

Covers
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/88136/1329515213/INSIDEPRINTNEWsmall.jpg
Insides pages for part 1
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/88136/1329515289/lovecraftmagsINSIDETOPRINTsmall.jpg
Will seriously consider any idea suggestions for new dollies
more in thesite
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Serious dedication to the cause, man.
Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# my virtual garden shed
to avoid the wife ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# virtual wife?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Virtual garden wife
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# she's a hoe
Rimshot! I'm here all week
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Is she a good fork?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
# I'm married
sex is a long distant memory my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Ahhhh, nostalgia!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# I see you're a keen whorticulturalist
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# get out!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# As it is on topic
I had a Dutch Hoe in my garden when I grew up. I only just found out, Alan titchmarsh has one too : www.amazon.co.uk/Alan-Titchmarsh-4-Dutch-Hoe/dp/B001PGWODO
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# £32's way too pricey
I'll wait for a used one I think, cheaper, dirtier and a bit more experienced
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Chuffin' brilliant, that is! :D
Oh, and suggestions?

How about... hmm... Daft Punk?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# not a bad idea that
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# HOW ABOUT MY FOX CHARACTER!!!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Or taters' epic 80s street punk? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Still working on that :-/
Got 4 personal projects in their infacy.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Should be pretty wicked once it's done :D
I can't wait till I've got more time to continue projects that aren't uni work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# he'd duff me right up
If I stepped on his terrority man
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# plus, you'd be yanking out your wife's pubes for ages to get enough hair to make a fox with tits
Dont suppose you (and bourbon fox) are coming to the london bash? You both sound like rart good eggs, and i'd like to buy youse both a pint.
Errm - i mean CUNT CDC GLASSCOCK etc...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Depends, when is it?
Being northern, I'd need to plan a LOT of stuff, and, you know, not be in uni at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# 26th May
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Hmm... I'll have to see. I think I've finished uni for Summer by then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# I 'll remind you of that pint one day
I think Im in Amshteeterdman then though, for a restocking cultural visit, I will be sending Deri Air stwardess Shelly Beech in my place for the auction though

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Wickedness!!!
(don't call them dollies) Make the Gilligan Island Voodoo Dolls!!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# we're very camp in our gaff
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# woo !
aren't they called mu-tant's
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Indeed.
The MST3K version of this film is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# thats teh word I was looking for
I took your advice over the deri air alien model too and sent him back for a redesign, I don't thnk it was just the camera that was ropey
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# did a bit myself this week
trying out some ideas for a pilot for the space scoot.
still cant decide what's going to ride the thing.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)
# no brainer: monkey in a bubble helmet riding it
I got a few packs of 6 bubble balls for 99p over xmas. Bought 60 of the buggers for Twit and Wanda's helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# the original idea was to have space monkey riding it
but i should have made the monkey first.
try as i might i cant get the fucker to fit, it works fine with a regular humanoid type figure,
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# sometimes its better to buy a
figure and chop it up or adapt it to work out a postion that works?

you should really get into mold making to knock a few off to sell

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# true
there's a glow in the dark plastic skeleton on it at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Cor that's astounding! is it readable?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# it should be with a magnifying glass
but I can't guarantee you'll not go blind or get a migraine before part 2
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I need a magnifying glass to read food lables!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# the wife mainly uses it for foreplay
at our house
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)
# What's sexy about food labels?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# What ISN'T?
*rubs self*
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Great on a sunny day in the garden...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# impressive gubbins
Ed: The martians from Mars Attacks.

Though I'm not sure about the whole copyright thing.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I was thinking that
but I think Tim Burton killed the idea for me
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# the goth twat!
incidentally, the martians were originally meant to be stop-motion, the dead bodies you see in the film were the full sized puppets

trufax
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Dollies....
The proffessionals (there Are s's and f's in there somewhere, but I'm buggered if I know), Starsky and Hutch, On the buses, Star wars, The goodies, Judge Dredd, Judge Judie, The magnificent seven, Blakes seven, all the doctor who's, the Greese charecters...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# I like on the buses
but I think the rest Forbidden planet does better than I ever could. Was thinking 'Del Boy And Rodney' but trying to tailor the little trenchcoat will fuck me right up
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Not looked in the forbidden planet for years, didn't know they did them,
I'v never liked Fools and horses
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# my list so far

The Princess Bride Trio (Vaseri, Andre the giant and Inigo Montoya)
Some kind of Vampire/Adams family band like in Nighmare before xmas
Shakespeare
Edgar Allen poe
and the Metropolis Robot girl
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# All sounds great, wish I had one tenth of that much energy:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Your work is fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Brilliant
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# That's a fine piece of work indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Crackin' stuff clay
He looks a bit like a more realistic, less happy Wallace from W&G
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# $54 a week!?
Sign me up!

Woo to this btw. Class.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Nice work as ever - definitely recognizable as ol' HP
Be careful you don't rip a hole into a realm of cosmic horrors with all this work.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I was seriously going to do Crowley at first
but the old superstition kicked in and I didn't want the OTO on my ass
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# I'd quite like to see a figure of one of the old time pinups, with a bit of rockabilly styling
Bernie dexter or bettie page, for instance.

Whatever you make will be ace - im just blurting it out because you asked for suggestions
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Vampirella.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# ^YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Seen too many figures of her
How bout Elvira? Could get some great stylisation on her.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Elvira would sell, but the demand for Vampirella would be higher.
*personal opinion*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# like it
retro horror vixens
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Bettie PAge sounds cool
would suit the Deri Air era characters
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Holy shit. Clippy Claws.
I'd love to have an imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# It's Phil The Greek
And a good representation,too.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# haha
you're right. I should do him 'breaking in' Katie Middleton
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Adopts Groucho voice...
"Now THIS, I gotta see"
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Can you do a bear, a nun and a nazi?
possibly with kitler too?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# "insect thing" "INSECT THING"!
It's a metaluna mutant and well you know it young man, show it some respect!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# A Tribe Called Quest or other early hip hop? Dollies with 80s ghetto blasters and dance moves would be most awesome.
I think it's entirely natural for the book to be the real thing.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The greatest beard of all...
(Testicles just for you, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# *chokes up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# RIP RDLI HAKKIS
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
#
Too Soon
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Whichever way he faced
His hair was always oriented towards the antipodes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# REST IN HELL FUCKCLONE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# 4EVA WIV ANGLES ON etc
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Not Safe for Salvador Dali
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# I wouldn't do that with your dick!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
#
:'(
My brain hadn't yet repaired itself from last time
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# I'm sure it's filthy, but my eyes keep shifting focus before I get to the good stuff..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
# mother?
i think a linky winky would be good or mr Mod will strike you down with great vengence
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Right...good idea.
www.deviantart.com/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# La tart d'evian
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Inspired by Bowie....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# this is brilliantly surreal
pronto print should offer this option with family photos
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# I, for one, am looking forward to next weeks surreal porn image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# MY EYES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# is that
a gasworks?

i must add it to my collection
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# If you could edit my wedding photos in this manner
I would be very happy to sneak a few in to the album, because I am sure my kids will be the next people to look in there. If I ever have kids.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Another naked night on the acid and super glue...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I blame music.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Sit down with Mary and think pure thoughts......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# FAREWELL TO THE FLEISCH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I shall save this in my "challenging wank material" folder.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
#
It's clobbering time ... ON WITH THE LENTICULAR GOGGLES!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Greetings; I am a visitor from the third dimension
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# pffft
trippin' at the swingers party again
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# THIS REALLY HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# The proof is right there!
(check it out...I'm ignoring Pedro) :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Does he know?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# he no comprende-oops!FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# these are fucking HAWT!!!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Fear the beard!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# *fears*
it's like that terrifying peter-mandelshark that someone did a while back!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# I like the sound of Mandelshark, he gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# He's gonna need a bigger goat, ee
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
#
Nice!
The Land Shark is coming
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# SARLACC FUCKMOOTH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Oh my shit flaps
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# advanced
gingivitis!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Who's Gary?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Who is this Gary character?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# the dreaded gooch
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Sad really
Turns out she married and diveoced Steven Segal
then became a spokesperson for homeopathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# CONSIDER DAT DA DIVORSE-AH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# hahahah

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Fuckin' A, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# I like your pants dude :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10692495
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# It's clearly International Gary Week.
Pencil it in your calendars for 2013.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# echulente!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Point to where he touched you....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# I'd rather demonstrate on you, Doc, if I may..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# As long as you wear your howdy pants dude....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# It's a given.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
#
Well point then
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
#
Hey, let's fuck this toy
- k
him kinda small though
- k
yer
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# They'll inevitably kiss and forget all about Action Man with kung-fu grip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
# SPECIAL CHODE ACTION
From Mattel.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Guaranteed collectors item.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# definitely leaving that one in it's packaging next to the Hellboy gimp version
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# I spent ages on a Hellboy picture, once, only to realise he was way too skinny.
It still sits in my 'Why?' folder of artistic fuck ups.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# i'm sure it's wickedbad and full of juice, you should post it
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)
# If we ever do a Skinny Superheroes image challenge, I'll definitely dig it out and pretend I just made it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Those Dredd ones are amazing, I had to Google alot of them but when I did I realised the ones you had made were significantly better than others out there.
Are you going to combine them into one multi fuck?

Also, what are your thoughts about the new Dredd movie, I think it looks like utter gash.

The best thing about Stallone's version was that robot they made.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# The budget for the new Dredd movie was shockingly low, but I'd urge any 2000AD fan to go and watch it in September.
The only way we'll ever get a Dredd vs. Death movie is if this one makes money.

And thank you for the compliment, Dekion.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
# I give credit where it's jew.
I'd love to see them collected into one megajuice fandango, also you should submit them to blogs and shit.

They're better than most comic book art.

Also, where's skinny Hellboy?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Skinny Hellboy is hanging out with retarded Miracleman and goofy Hulk.
It would be rude to interrupt them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# TRIPLE FUCKTEAM, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
#
^ This
I haven't seen you do a bad pic yet
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Too kind, sir.
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
#

action man eagle eyes was the best
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Leela's embittered half-brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry]

Darrell's cockbeard trick always went down well at kids' parties
 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# wow
UUUUUUUUSE MYYYYYY CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS

youtu.be/nh3K2J99YHo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Drim got da braw draws.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# it's all kinds of fuckshit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# He's working his way up to the greatest, most offensive picture in history.
Which is a Good Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# gooch vs chode?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
#
I'm getting there :D

b3ta.com/board/10361890
b3ta.com/board/10652521
b3ta.com/board/10661558
******** ALL NSFW *********
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# SWEET FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# omg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Each one more filthy than the last.
This is my kind of depravity!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
#
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Your image is bringing sustenance to mine noggin.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# this is officially one of my favourite things ever, it's like some album cover from the 70's, with elements of Cheech & Chong and old school comic book art
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Hahaha, fuckin hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Haha! Most impressive :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# A friend of a friend of a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Offers them a couple of razors...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
yay for upside-down facial hair!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Haha... I'd have a bald chin and a very fuzy forehead..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha
i wonder what happens when you pantene your beard?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Mine gets washing up liquid the same as my hair!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] hell of a day!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Da dangers of Botox.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
# da dangas of bolox!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# I'M IN DA DAAAANGEEEER ZOOONE!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Halp me Obi One Mahoney
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# USE DA FORCE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# with Hightower as Chewie
I don't think I've ever seen a Star Wars/Police Academy cross over.

Zed as Yoda, it would be brilliant.

Hooks as Boba Fett
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Use the vacuum....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# I am Obiwan and I will send my beard to your assistance......... it's fully trained in the Jedi arts..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Excuse me waiter, my stew is full of jedis..no wait..it's croutons..
Either way, can you get me a napkin, i've scharted.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# When schart and sneeze at the same time, fully trained you'll be..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# whoa
whoa
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# The Loop of Woe
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# I heard their latest single was little darker in feel....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I heard it relates to the sanctions imposed on Peru in 1808 and the massacre that followed at Port Del Fuente.
Either that or something about having their PS3 taken away.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# They got sent to bed with no ice scream too......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)
# which led to the inevitable incest butt romp
in 3D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# That'd pack the house out....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# THE FUDGEPACKERS BALL
Special Appearance by: Jurgen Prochnow as himslef.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Wolverine's claws would come in handy, about now..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# You trying to get the last pickled onion out of the jar?! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Only if there's a slab of decent Cheddar to go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# I have some lovely Cheddar.......
Only problem is, the craving to go and needlessly nibble...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# I'm always lossing a limb or two when I play chess.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I tuck my bandana into my socks.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha, makes as much sense as they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Haha, as little as that ! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# That's a good look for them.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Decapitated.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# hehehe
LOL wut?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Beard made with real Weird Al hair
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# got a few of his songs
may have to dig them out over the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Why have you buried them?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# to keep the cheeses company
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# I paid £46 for UHF on VHS from EBY (Iknow it's ebay but was in tla mode then)
A month later it was released on dvd and I got it imported for £7! (back when we had a good exchange rate)
ahhhhh those where the days, importing dvds for £4/£5 when they retailed here for £20....
/reminiscence
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Also apropos of beer drinking..
They played on my "budget" wharfedale dvd (£280)
And to play an american dvd i had to eject the tray, pres 1,2,3,4,5 then play... EVERY TIME i wanted to watch a none region 2 disc!

It still haunts my dreams now......
I still have it in it's box, I hope one day a museum will give me my money back.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# I think I'm talking to myself
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
# I do too.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Remember your atari?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Well that's that conversation fucked then isn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# No one's here........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# I have an old Atari in my cupboard..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# What's an Atari?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# It's something that didn't live up to my memories of it, when I purchased it from a car boot in 97ish :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# You fool!
I still have mine from the 80s with original wood paneling.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# I just remember all night Dope and atari sessions in my late teens in the early 80's
Going life and graphics will never get any better than this....
I have my orignall mega drive in the same cupboard...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# i'm here
but i have to go RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Smells like old spice ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Needs more Sea Nun
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Another one rides the bus..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Do not feed it


Click for bigger (243 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Deconstructed beardmonkey is deconstructed
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# I wouldn't dare not too !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# My Cock approves of this...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha what the fuck?!
*click* for the ratshoes
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Nice tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Springwatch
(chrisy may have been stored with nut-based products, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:59, archived)
#
This made me smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# It's probably just wind
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff
clickage
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# haha
good choice of edmonds photo
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# we'd also have accepted rory mcgrath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)
# or Bill Oddie of course
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Speaking of game shows
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzsmbDSr8YI
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Haha.... Kate has such a look of pity on her face ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# i'd still like to see her beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:02, archived)
# A colleague got his new iPhone 4s today.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)
#
Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# LET'S PLAY THERMONUCLEAR WAR.
I'LL GO FIRST.
SSHHHHHHHHHHWQQQQQQ BLAM BLAM BLAM WEEEEEEEEEEEEE KWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I HAVE BLOWN UP GUERNSEY.
YOUR MOVE.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Too slow, now I've blown up Worcester.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# New Balls Please...


And in other news... this has just made me laugh out loud for that last 1/2 hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Furious! The ball was IN!
Great stuff, was on /links just the other day, no?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Not sure...
I "Just Say No To Drugs"

Drugs /links (and /talk)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I find at times /links can save me from studying in a most delightful manner
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
#
Nothing will ever beat this. NOTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Nothing will ever beat that. Nothing.
Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:19, archived)
# I agree, that is a good one....
but where are the daily posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Shironeko!
kagonekoshiro.blog86.fc2.com/

sunglasses on a cat? absurd
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
#
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Is that what Joe is wanking for?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# arf!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Japanese people think the iPhone 4S voice assistant is Silly
/I knew that joke would be topical again
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Oh dear that is aweful
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)
# ...but i can't help liking it
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# mister poo head say yes!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (61 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# OR after a long and bloody civil war, whichever's easier
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# 'ello stranger. Hope you're well :)
/and, nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Hi
It has been a long time. I trust you are as brilliantly comedic as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# not as much these days. Well, not on b3ta anyway :)
nice to see you about
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# So much for someone who died with a bullet in his head
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
# allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:59, archived)
# he might still be alive?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Still kicking arses and taking names, probably.
www.cracked.com/blog/abraham-lincoln-portrait-crazy-badass/

Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=34x6m-ahGIo

EDIT: Ha-ha! You were totally talking about Osama. So..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnrKmcf-vG8
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# whoah, damb!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Now post this on some Republican forums
I'm sure they'll love it!
(User #86772, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# OSX 10.9 Sea Lion anybody?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Now that's cash!
Arfs
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# reset it with a club.
(waxdart hello., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
#
If it can play the Sax, I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# OSX 10.9?
Is that OS 1010.9?
Or OS 20.9?
I'm finding this confusing.... back to linux 17.8.3.4rF
Or windows 12.... or good old AmigaIOS 1.1
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Grenabeard Guard
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# itchy ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Scratchy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# They fight
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Hair today gone tomorrow......nicely done Ninj :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Cheers Elvis!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# yay ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Coconut bonce!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# your newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue516/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Huzzah!
Cheers o ginger overlord. That'll sort out the residual few minutes until I can drag my coworkers to the pub.

EDIT psssst... it's Countdown not Blockbusters.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
# merci beaucoup
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)
# What madness is this
I was waiting to post a subject line :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Thanks Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# WAHEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Needs more shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Yay
Cheers Rob :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# HOLY FUCK LET'S ALL JIZZ ON EACH OTHER
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# You're going to have to give me another 20 minutes, at least
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# *checks watch*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Happy candle day Mr Mind
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Happy Candles sir!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Cheers!
Mine's a Skol. Do they even still make that?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Ooh yes!
The Gnat's Piss stuff is still available in Tesco
but the 9% stuff is usually in Cash&Carry places
or newsagents frequented by tramps :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Skol was Vikings, wasn't it?
Hofmeister was bears. Kestrel...well, that says it all.

These days, beer marketing is a little bit more sophisticated, I feel.

DRINK THIS, YOU GADGET OBSESSED MISOGYNIST PRICKS and suchlike.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Yep Vikings!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# such an act might put out youur candle
happy candle day

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# I jizz paraffin.
Nice pecker.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Ah, nicely.
I was just done working for the day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# I was done two hours ago... I should probably get back to working, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Where's my fucking T-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# THanky
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# You can say that again!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
# *you're
nice
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Is it 2011 again?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Amos Predator :)




(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Yoo're wun ugly mutha fooker 'appen
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)
# WOAH!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Is he doing his impression of Van Damme in the movie Breakin'?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# haha go for it Boris !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# It was originally Van Damme in the Predator suit
But he was shit so they got a 7' ballet dancer instead.

Also, the Predator originally had a beak.
(xaer0mancer, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# hahahahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Grrr, that's so gonna itch...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Bloody hell Twisty, that's superb!
that's superb!:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)
# ha ha, him and owls are the perfect combo

^this^ from way back in 2008!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Robbie Cowltrane?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# hahahaha
*click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Ha ha, I still love this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Owl
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Always worth a revisit =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Bubblebeard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Bless my beard!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Haha cute
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Haha, tweeting mad!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Really, need.. photosoup

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)
# That's lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# BASS

How low can you go?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# 20 Hz
anything lower is beyond human hearing...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# i write dubstep music for elephants which is inaudible to humans
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# you can hear lower frequencies
from the way your organs and bones resonate with them and then shatter

lol, nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# discotweets
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Did a tattyshop my of my nephew for my sis.
Thought I'd share.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)
#
Egad! Your nephew is HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Egad is an expletive woefully underused in these modern times.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Egad, yes.
/ac, as proof I use it in writing.
I also use it in speech to the amusement of anyone in the vicinity. Also: crikey, blimey, golly and coo.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Crivens!
and Heavens to murgatroid! are persoanal favourites of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Odds Bodkins has to be my favourite archaic swear
It means "over God's dead body"...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# :o)


I still find it incredibly hard to believe that this got FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
# :@ )

Yes! Got there first...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)
# inevitably
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Oh my god.
Tears running down my face. That's hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# babby reads future
Future is aliens
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:20, archived)
# it is more a piece of metal and plastic now.
Might get a few hundred selling the parts.

10km from the campsite after a 450km drive.

Ah well, we're alive.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)
# sorry, that was meant to be a reply down on my other
Post. Weed and whiskey are my only painkillers right now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Oh for...


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
# that looks a lot like my nephew
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# WHERE IS SHE!!!!!???
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Dead or Alive. You're Coming With Me...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# hahaa!"
These are now on my sister's facebook. She is most amused. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Glad you approve :-)
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)

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