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# Ed's been working out...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# JESUS!
David Gest? Nicely sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Cheers Q! Ed Dwayne Johnson MilliRock
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:01, archived)
# he still looks like a fucking dork.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# hahaha
Dwayne Dibbly?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha
yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# You're about to smell what the Cock is cooking!
If Nick Park made a Wallace and Gromit style version of the Rock, this would be it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Hehe
I was thinking he looks a bit Wallace-y
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Whoa.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Ha ha! Is it based on Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson? or Vin 'Bobbins Films' Diesel?
It's a bit uncanny either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Teh Rock!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Superb!
I can definitely smell what Ed is cooking
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Beefcake!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# No reason


Well, there IS a reason, but it's not important right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# I endorse this, get rid of the pasty faced goon!
The acting is so wooden the audience have to be treated for splinters on leaving the cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)
# The Termite Saga.
Amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Oh yes!
Don't know about Amirite though more like Cuprinol ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)
# 6/10
Needs more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
#
buffy cordelia
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)
#
cordelia Willow
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
# all of the above
and lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Haha, Twishite! Again Buffy, AGAIN!
Why does this Radcliffe look-a-like have such a pasty face and yet his lips are red?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Stained red by the blood of the stupid fuckers who pay to watch this!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Sarah Michelle Gellar's duck face... yes!
I watched Twilight and couldn't help feeling it was a story that didn't need to be told...
'girl falls in love with vampire - there's a few complications along the way, but generally they're all right.'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# BARBIE!!!!!!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Hello!
I'm a bit rusty :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Oh tish tish!
:d
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# If ever anyone was in desperate need of a suntan...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# "But no-one else is in fancy dress!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
# haha
and Trigger makes a funny face
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)
# :D
Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# I was just like BANG fizzog
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Fizzog is great word and sadly underused these days.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Fizz to the O the muthafukin G
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Ain't nothin' but
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)
# you got it
bruddas be pimpin`
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)
# it ain't easy
but someone's gotta do it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)
# just having a play about...
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:31, archived)
# what with?.. reposting an old image?...muppet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Thought I'd seen it before
www.b3ta.com/board/9769047
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:43, archived)
# yes emvee
you're right,
been ill for a little while and have not had the chance to post for a bit.
So I thought I'd at least put something on that was worth seeing.
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)
# nah
haven't been online for a long while, so just trying out the b3ta hosting..

clearing out my cobwebs so to speak.
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Its new to me and I say haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)
# schnell snail schnell
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:43, archived)
#
This is the opposite of the blitzkrieg, right?
(ideasbychuck, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Chaaaaarge!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)
# HERR SNALE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Snail Hitler!
"The garden is full of the dew!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Beardy Sexy Cool
25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpui3zJ6d1qznvrxo1_500.gif

modedit: NSFW. And big!
(ideasbychuck, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:21, archived)
# nice boobs, that's about it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:40, archived)
# 1 Meg.
Has B3ta been taking 'tard pills today or something? Or am I just in a bad mood?

A bit of both, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:43, archived)
# I wouldn't mind if it was good/funny...

or even god forbid, their own work
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Huge gif from some film
unless I'm missing some cgi wizardry
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)
#
The beard is all CGI.
(ideasbychuck, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)
# If indeed it is
You might want to make it look a bit shit, it makes for better jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Then it's a great beard, wouldn't have spotted the addition
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
# If I wanted to see GIFS of fucking, I'd go over to Tumblr.
Oh, and NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# ^
or if I was looking for hot geek-girl action, such as that you might find on the NSFW I Left My Toys Out this week feauting brand new pics from blonde bombshell Steph Wayne!

/shameless amateur pornographer blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Geek-girls? o___o *nose bleeds, bookmarks*
EDIT: Followed!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I knew a large collection of geeky costumes and props would come in handy one day
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Kicking, squealing, Gucci little piggy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)
# good lord!
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:21, archived)
# this is grate :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Oof! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] So macho.
(I helped save b3ta! Disco, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 8:29, archived)
# WIV DA ANGLES
4EVA IN AR HARTS
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 8:30, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 8:55, archived)
# Riiiight.
Must've taken you ages.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)
# I'm the fuckin' mayor of TRUMPTON!!
(moistness, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 8:18, archived)
# Might warm up that pond
ning all btw
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 8:27, archived)
# i'm pat, and i have a bomb
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 8:50, archived)
# A classic!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Can't argue with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Ningles - Sorry I'm a bit early today,
Todays Stripies are; Melanie Laurent, Tyne Daly and Charlotte Church.
I thought about knocking one out for Rue McClanahan but 1 minute of research made me feel ill.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 6:57, archived)
# and todays manly men are...
James Beck, Kelsey Grammer and Huw (looks more like the Elephant man?) Higginson (For Skotzmun).

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 6:57, archived)
# Top middle and bottom middle!
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 7:04, archived)
# What, you would???
Ning Frogbeat

ning PP, ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 7:09, archived)
# My men?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 8:03, archived)
# Are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 8:06, archived)
# Hahahah!
Good old PC Garfield. :-)

Hurrah for the Birthday Bill-boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:36, archived)
# smooth

www.b3ta.com/board/10697430
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 4:43, archived)
# I don't know where the drugs are, Jabba
You know, even I get boarded sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 5:03, archived)
# i tried to have him sniffing it off leia's tits, but i failed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 5:15, archived)
# *grave disapproving look from Yoda*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 5:23, archived)
# I TRIED
GOD KNOWS I TRIED!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 5:45, archived)
# did you fail because leia was beating him to it?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 6:48, archived)
# hahahaha
SELLIN OUT MY FRIENDS NEVER FELT SO GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 5:14, archived)
# a brudaz goddaa du wadda brudaz godda du
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 5:16, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 6:47, archived)
# FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 7:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor trribute but a tribute nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 4:04, archived)
# Aubrey!
Wow I just GISed his name, I'd forgotten how much I love his drawings.

Cheers guys :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 6:20, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLES FUCKERR
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 6:39, archived)
# merry candlemass mudda fukka
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 6:45, archived)
# happy candlez
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 7:24, archived)
# OMG CANDALS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 8:28, archived)
# Woo Mr Beardsley
Good call for the comp!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Oh Noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 1:50, archived)
# pretty common first reaction to /talk after being on /board
EDIT: also YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 1:53, archived)
# love the womans' double-take in the background!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 2:01, archived)
# b3ta: a tiger vomiting up a crudely drawn cock, forever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 2:55, archived)
# hmmm

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 3:36, archived)
# Whoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 6:12, archived)
# You're on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 5:04, archived)
# Happy Candles Mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 7:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 4:01, archived)
# I can only fear what happened only minutes before to the zookeeper
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 5:05, archived)
# Theresa Goode
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 1:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 1:45, archived)
# SHAN'T
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 1:50, archived)
# Oh, I think you will.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 2:55, archived)
# source:
i44.tinypic.com/14air9f.jpg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 2:01, archived)
# gurn
GURN!!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 2:05, archived)
# it needs a banging donk on it, I feel
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 2:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 2:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 2:19, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 2:24, archived)
# hahaha
SPLURT
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry] /topical

sorry for the lazy photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Haha

Cheers all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Ooh candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)
# ooh, happy b3taday mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Happy candlelights fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# happey 8 years, 11 months, 27 days
???
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 0:19, archived)
# must be some odd leap year/february thing
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Take off your wankarms! There's a party going on.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 0:31, archived)
# birthday greetin's mofo!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Happy Candle!
I should have one as well... 9 years today.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
# That's odd...
mine seems to be a day or so early, perhaps yours was too?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 1:38, archived)
# Fucken dropbears!
Cant trust em.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 2:00, archived)
# happy b3taday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 1:57, archived)
# beards!
 
never heard of her before, but what an unpleasant looking woman, face like a slapped arse
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 1:31, archived)
# I'll do something relevant to something else one day..
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# pronounced boo-ee in Canada
useless fact #7351
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)
# And 'Baywatch'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Ive never been to 'The Abroad'
So in mind, it doesn't exist
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Oh, it's probably there.
Doing something or other.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Here too
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# OH BUOY OH BUOY OH BUOY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# here we call them
'Knockers of the Sea'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)
# "ocean tits"
"wave wabs"
"buoyancy baps"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# In Latslavinia they're called
Boat Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# if it's tuna, why do they call it chicken by the sea
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Hahaha
exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# mofaha, I want some strawberry milk
but I'm too lazy to get up and go to the fridge

also, if I drink it I will have nightmares.

Can you get me some strawberry milk from the fridge.

So I can have nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# disco my friend, I'm going to help out here.
Firstly, I'm going to DE-NIGHTMARE your strawberry milk!
Then I'm going to give you a VERY LONG STRAW so you don't have to move at all, regardless of where the strawberry milk is located!
Are you ready?
Yes! It's done! I've DE-NIGHTMARED your strawberry milk!
Here is your VERY LONG STRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# ur so good wif my chirrens
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Oh yeah just one more thing
you may have to suck very hard on that straw due to some stubborn lumps of DE-NIGHTMARER in your strawberry milk.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# that's ok, I really suck, once I was in mcdonalds and battled so hard with a milkshake that the windows imploded
once people picked all the shards of glass that they were impaled with out of their leaking skin they saw the funny side.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Someone I know used to roll their recreational smokes up too tightly.
They became known as "headcavers".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# ahh, neologisms
they sound dirty, but you don't have a wet patch afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# oh man! it's just like being back in the boy scouts!
\o/

wait, I was never in the boy scouts.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# you were, you're just blocking the experiences
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)
# no!! not the cupboard! NO!
Instead lock the bastards up in the oven!

hAHAHAHAH HAHAHA

oh yeah, that's why I got kicked out

stupid oven and it's mechanical safety features!

Christ, nobody has any fun.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)
# humans is chicken of the sea
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# humans is 'longpig'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# "longpig of the sea!"
no such thing!

sea is not land!

tuna is not "sea tunapig"

tuna is tuna!

mans is longpig

mans in boat is longpig

mans in boat, who falls out of boat is seachicken.

This is a medically proven fact
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# i want some sea tunapig
I wonder if Alaskan King Crab Legs is known as 'bacon of the sea'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# This scenario is completely plausible.
I venture, that it is true.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Mr Pickle I pick you at random
You should have an icon tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# haha
here's an old related pea

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# FUCKING MAGNETS
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# *click*
Apropos of nothing...

"Happy Birthday Kurt Cobain" is trending on twitter at the moment.... I don't know how to break the bad news to them....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# send them a link to the police report photos
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# I'd rather they didn't go public.......
OH! you mean of his headless corpse?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# I pronounce it wrong (apparently) too
and I have a (young) captain birdseye beard
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# pendulous!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Bearded Twat


Click for bigger (201 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
#
I hate him/her/it/yts/coalfacecloseing..who is it
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Its not Maggie, she would never have a beard.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/676069.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Is it dead yet?
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Long wait yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# haha!
terrifying
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Richard Branson?
Richard Stilgoe?
Clive Sinclair?

Err, that's all I've got.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Noel Edmonds?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# david blunkett?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Robin Cook?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# I was trying to work out which Bee Gee it was
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# How prescient;
indepth.news.sky.com/InDepth/topic/Bee_Gees_And_Margaret_Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Graham Chapman isn't dead!
He's just a chick, these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Noel Edmond's still got it!
(PintOfGuinness, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
#
genius bored ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I think that your remix could actually trigger an epileptic attack
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Knife goes in, guts come out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# You've been hanging around the Finnish Army too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# What?! I'm a picture of mental health!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Exhibit A, Your Honour..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# "He told me he was completely sane... whilst clutching a bloody knife and a fistful of human hair."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Prosecution rests, M'lud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Nice one Herman:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# CAUTION: MAN EATING WELSH RAREBIT AND LOOKING AT YOUR COCK
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q84DhUjpws&feature=youtu.be
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# You should post this on /talk.
They love that kind of thing there.

UPDATE: Though if it's what you also just posted on /links, it's quite pretty. Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# I like how many profiles show only ONE visit to /talk
haha...mine does too.....nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Tee hee.
I've tried more than once. They were surprisingly docile.

The best explanation for this is that I'm so dull I can tranquilise even that lot. Maybe I should change my username to "Morpheus".
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/talk/7291391
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# haha..-Mortal fuckin' Wombat
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Oi! Leave our mentally ill nonce out of this.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Well, I have no idea what was going on with that,
but it's an impressive display of ASCII.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# I told him that I'd post a picture on /talk
if he didn't stop posting talk on /board
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Ah-ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# you sir, are a rebel
a lone wolf -- AOooohhhhhhhh......
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Yeah we were just a bit too busy to give you the proper talk greeting.
Now grab your ankles, I'll be using the sandpaper lube.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah.
QOTW is over there *points*.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# About 11700 have posted once
www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22has+posted+1+messages+on+the+links+board%22+inurl:users

56k have posted zero, so that leaves about 25 thousand people who have tried again.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# one view...is that mine?
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
#
I just watched it several times, why was my view not counted? :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# probably updates later
thought I was EXCLUSIVE!!!! haha..sadly not :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
#
Also: IT'S NEARLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj_aHCpZl4k
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Woop!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# You didn't listen then
b3ta.com/board/10566700
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Wanna go for a ride?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZph3ZDpUr8
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# naughtylus
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Lamb Chop's

or too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# RDLI HAKKI'S?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# RIP
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Too soon for what?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
#
sorry dave try to keep up ..
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# I feel I've wandered into a meme.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Walk softly and carry a big didgeridoo.
*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# very amusing
rofl in fact.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
#
rofl rdli
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# No way, man.
Too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Show some respect man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# dead meat
compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Lamb chops?
He should go to a baarber
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# He'd go, but he was feeling a bit sheepish.
badoom-tish!
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# He's finally matched his meat.
Those lemurs really licked his ass!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Dude, you're a fucking laser, this week.
*basks in radiated light*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
#
If by 'laser' you mean 'tireless regurgitator of popular culture references from the 80s and 90s', I'd say you're spot on :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# we'll meat again
don't know where, don't know when
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# But I know we'll meat again,
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# haha numnums :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)

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