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# Quick...
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Stop all internets! We have a winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
# I hesitate to ask
...what about follow-through?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
# In some cultures they fry and then eat it.
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# Any follow through?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
# mmmm
piss
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# This is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# An actual proper laugh out loud
I might click twice.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)
# This is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha
*click* for the nee-naw nee-naw
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
oof!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha....
Good stuff sir!
Reminded me of this...
Mmmm, Tasty
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I think the technical term is "mid-whiff-ery"
thangyouverymuch

(protocoldroid, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Nnnnneeeeoooooowwww!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Comin' down the park?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Hammond looks reet special there.

I like that Clarkson's bike is pink - "Isn't that pretty?! WHO'S a lucky lad, eh?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)
# At least Hammond's the right size in this pic. :)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I didn't even noticed Hammond was even shopped at first..
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
Innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
# I bet May has a tricycle with a basket for his teddy
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# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaah
Where's May with his stabilizers?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# He fell off and grazed his knee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
he looks so cheesed off
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# the most gayest bike............in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Thought that one might win, so I made this...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Compo it!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:21, archived)
# It helps, doesn't it?
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)
# \o/
24kb image size limit ftw
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Cost me a week's pixel rationing coupons, that did.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
# The new FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: AUSTERITY BRITAIN


This week's challenge is to tighten our belts and make austerity version of things we already know about. What would Austerity Olympics mean? What about Austerity Royal family? Recreate Britain on the cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Where's me 'elmet gorn Liz?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Nicely!
Now do Prince Charles
and also Harry dressed as Luke shouting 'you're not my father'
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# How about dis?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# RIP magnusson magnusson, 4eva in har artz
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[challenge entry] Austerity royal wedding


Reposted from the nigh-on identical spending cuts challenge
www.b3ta.com/challenge/cuts/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
# I love this
Also, am I alone in thinking big permed 80s hair makes her even more attractive?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Yes.
Yes you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# :'(
*consoles self with Scarface OST*
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# Hahaha, what a bunch of cards
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# RIP Rod Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)
#
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# Why do I have the theme from Grange Hill in my head now?
/old man mode.


*Edit.... POW!

Ba da bow wow.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:18, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha :)
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# dun eh du duh!

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# RDL HUKK
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# KONNI HUKK
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# She not dead is she !!!!! ?
4 eva in r hertz
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Aghh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)
# This reminds me of Lars von Triers Antichrist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Oh Fuck!
JUMP!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)
# FIXED!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Great mind think alike.. Some are just slower with Photoshop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Typical, wait all week for a vote to come along and two show up at once
Help us choose the new Question of the Week

Corporate Idiocy: From that Al Murray's Twitter: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made *them* answer security questions." Tell us your stories about pointless paperwork, corporate fuckwits etc

Insincere apologies: Feel a grudging social pressure to apologise for something, even though you don't feel remotely sorry about it and are, if anything, kinda proud of it? Here's your chance!

Trying something new: Have you swallowed your pride and tried out basket-weaving, hummus recipes, or bumsex? (Might lead to a million bumsex stories)

Cooking disasters: "I know exactly when my dinner's cooked. It's when the smoke alarm in the hall goes off"






The B3TA mods massive recommends Corporate Idiocy, so there. Vote closes when we feel like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)
# vote overload!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Trying something new.
We've done corporate idiocy, insincere apologies is any apology that won't result in sex, and cooking disasters is be the most singularly boring suggestion since I offered up "Amazing projects".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)
# I thought that said cocking disasters :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
# You'd be doing something seriously wrong
if you set off smoke alarms with it.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)
#
Burning rubber like there's no tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# better
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Oh this is too much!
*flounces*
*ingores*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# *engorges*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# *syphons*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# *trombones*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# sorry they're all shit
'none of the above'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Insincere apologies
Yes, I know it's not the place, but it made me remember working for BT's Broadband help line and getting a complaint which I dealt with by replying "If you wanted your internet to work, on Gods earth why did you choose BT?"

I was fired not long afterwards.
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# lolbt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)
# May have bindun. But my tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)
# nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote
Here's this week's unnatural selection:

* Austerity - make austerity version of things we already know about. What would Austerity Olympics mean? What about Austerity Royal family?

* London's Mayoral elections - Photoshop Ken, Photoshop Boris

* One-word challenge: Cows

* Before they were famous - Pick a celebrity or fictional character and show us what they were like before they did what they do

Vote-click action:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Any sensible b3tard knows that COWS is the only way to go here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)
# austerity cows before they were famous mayoral candidates
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)
# + with tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Can it be......

*votes Cows*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
# *milks*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# *pats*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Uddering Hell!!
That's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Mmmooo
(byebye, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# there are no sensible b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# No. Well, except for me, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)
# very much this.
Vote cows!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)
# I vote E
Photoshop the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)
# That's no moon.
/obligatory
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Dance Boris, Dance
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I'VE GOT A PORSCHE
:D
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#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# :D :D
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# shopped images only
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# that's not far from the truth
I had a ZX81 and aged 9 or so I used to to make a picture of a dog having a piss. Three frames of animation too. A full stop printed in different places then goto 10 etc.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
# And when you turn it off it's LOST FOREVER.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# programming the ZX81 was like learning a song on a guitar
it only had 1k and I didn't have a tape recorder so I'd learn whole tricks for it to go - like animate a dog, or make a starfield etc, and then be able to perform them roughly from memory.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Mine got so hot, you could fry an egg on it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)
# that's one hell of a guitar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
# I was actually in a barber shop quartet called 'The Oeufs' once.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Not really.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Tell me again, human
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
# "What makes you think you qualify for this job?"

"Well, aged 9 or so I used to to make a picture of a dog having a piss on the ZX81"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
# I may use this.
I now feel I am bound for success.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Rob Manuel - using computers to make obscenity since 1982
christ, when I write it down and think I've basically had a 30 year obsession of mixing technology and puerile humour it makes me wonder if I need a new hobby. LIke say, knitting swearwords or something.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Knitting swearwords is a lot less puerile, I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Austerity could be interesting...
But didn't we have budget cuts a while ago?

For me, it's either austerity, or cows. Or austerity cows.
Oh, and good morning b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Austerity cows on the moon before they were famous, joined by those two cunts.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# I think it'd be good to include one or two more options on the weekly vote.
But whether that would disrupt the ecosystem of b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
# + cayke + cheese
every week.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Now you're catching on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)
# do you want a coalition? do you want weak government? do you WANT THE NAZIS TO WIN?
we run first past the post here.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Nah...a bit of cheese cake would be nice though rob :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Get ready God...

RIP dear Frank :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)
# I love this!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Cheers Joe!
And Ning sir! He was great bless him :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I`ll just sneak this one in
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)
# I think this should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)
# (I found) ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Arsebeards
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)
# with clagnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# If there is a god I hope it's Brian Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Woo it's Thursday! Have a daft
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:51, archived)
# There's a sign outside a shop by me that says "reclaimed teak furniture'
Ive always fancied adding an 's' to it, to make it Steak furniture
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Walsall has a Canal Museum
I've always wanted to paint out the "C"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:06, archived)
# There was a club in Wolverhampton i used to visit called the Canal Club, because it was near a canal.
Much japes were had covering the sign one morn.

Oh, and there is an acting school on pentonville road called 'the poor school'. Someone broke off the 'R' and posted a photo on the 'shit london' blog. I went for a walk down there specifically to see it, but they already changed the sign to one with painted on letters :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)
# "Canal Lub"?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Funny, eh?
How we laughed...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)
# there's a furniture shop in Utrecht called Oud & Teak
which is hilarious if you know Dutch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Sounds like a south african saying 'hide and seek'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Teak?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)
# At the risk of completely ruining it...

Oud & teak means old and teak, but is also pronounced as the dutch word for authentical.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)
# it's funny because I can imagine a belgian pronouncing it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)
# with an Urbanus voice?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
# who cares, it's belgian
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)
# authentic?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# do it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Silliness :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Christ Almighty
This stretches the boundaries of known silliness and is therefore great.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
# It's been over four hours since the last post? - WAKE UP B3TA!
Todays "Rose between two WTF's" is Melinda Messenger, pictured here with the lovely Andrea Sawatzki and Tamsin Greig.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 7:22, archived)
# /unlurks
Ning wobbles - Wouldn't, would, only with a bag on her head

/relurks
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:25, archived)
# I thought Tasmin Greig was quite nice in Green Wing
She looks well old here though. Probably the Nutri-ceramides in those Filtaz
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:38, archived)
# Probably, that and the grey hair...
Ning Taters

ning PP, ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:43, archived)
# I love these.
Especially Tamsin Grieg's "mad kitten" expression.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Is she made out of play dough?
And belated Ning WB
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
# What's the most you've ever lost on a cock toss?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 3:08, archived)
# ha! nice job... friendo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 3:10, archived)
# £4.98.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 3:28, archived)
# £4 and most of a Gregg's vegetable pasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 3:46, archived)
# the whole cock
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 3:59, archived)
# AND NOTHING BUT THE COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 4:03, archived)
# As long as you both shall live?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 4:10, archived)
# Until wrinkly neck do us part
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 4:13, archived)
# you're talking about me?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 4:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9241948
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 4:22, archived)
# eww fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 4:27, archived)
# caribou before marabou, yo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 4:33, archived)
# Neckballs are next for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 4:40, archived)
# look what some cunt posted a few years back
www.b3ta.com/board/9241975
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 4:53, archived)
# What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pNoj-PZbcO8#t=93s
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 4:13, archived)
# that's the joint
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 4:16, archived)
# YOU CAN'T HANDLE TEH COCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 7:40, archived)
# Seven cocks and a tit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 5:13, archived)
# Is this a recipe?
Will I need to pre-heat the oven?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 5:55, archived)
# Yes, and no
Grind tit and stir cocks, serve cold with butter and parsley, along with a big glass of boiling piss.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 7:22, archived)
# Alas, I cannot watch the tubes in my workplace.
Kindly transcribe everything on said tubes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 7:41, archived)
# dum dum DUM dunnnn x32
plus other sounds that I can't really convey through text
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 7:49, archived)
# Those are probably the best sounds :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 7:59, archived)
# maybe check it on your phone next time you have a break
they are played through an amiga.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:00, archived)
# I shall

The city hall where I work seems to be some kind of bunker though. Most rooms have no phone signal whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:34, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 7:09, archived)
# teasing cocks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:46, archived)
# *David Attenborough voice*
When threatened, the wild CDC can emit a sticky white goo
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:54, archived)
# My wife and our four children
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:38, archived)
# Walt Disney is stil alive u know, the Nazis have him in a jar
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:39, archived)
# Mmmmmm pickled bigot
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:40, archived)
# C.I.L.F.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:03, archived)
# ..erm
OK - I know what he's smoking, but WTF are YOU smoking??
:@ D
edit: is that Disney?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:44, archived)
# I'll take that as a
'JESUSHFUCKINGCHRISTINAPICKLEFUCKINGJAR" then.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:48, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:48, archived)
# sweet dreams are made of these!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 3:11, archived)
# THIS IS HOW WE DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 5:05, archived)
# this is what I see when I close my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
# no its not Disney u dipshit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:48, archived)
# Thanks for breaking it to me
so gently
no need to get bitchy, just because you have a wrinkly neck
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:49, archived)
# He's an INTERNET BULLY
is what he is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:50, archived)
# hell yeah!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:52, archived)
# u can call me anonymous
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:54, archived)
# Are you leigon?
And in it fot teh lulz
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:22, archived)
# wrinkly neck?
oh gawd! where is that?!? fuck, tell me!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:52, archived)
# Oh - NOW we're being nice are we?
Bwaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:54, archived)
# Ask me another time, I'm going to bed.
I have to work in 16 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:56, archived)
# aww, nobody seems to care :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:58, archived)
# In the space between your head and your body perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:56, archived)
# i will fucking cut u, u smartarse!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:57, archived)
# He's right, though... that's where it is.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:58, archived)
# go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:10, archived)
# Nearly dislocated it during this proof.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:24, archived)
# yeah, but like....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:27, archived)
# damb you!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:28, archived)
# \o/
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:30, archived)
# cyberbullying is wrong
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:37, archived)
# FUCK OFF BACK TO DEVIANTART
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:39, archived)
# oh no you did not just say that!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:44, archived)
# DA JOURNAL UPDATE NO. 10543567
"it's getting too much, the number of bullies is increasing, b3ta used to be fun but now it's just mean and nasty. i type this with a jar of painkillers on my locker....."
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:47, archived)
# ur gf lol
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:50, archived)
# would
i mean, did
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:54, archived)
# i figured -- here's her standing up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:55, archived)
# wahaha !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 3:13, archived)
# Jesus Christmas Paint.
Can we finally break the page with too many replies? Do they even do system integration testing, end to end testing, or for the love of Christ, some unit tests [Which the Estados Unidos lawfare systems exert] quality assured software?

I think naught. And with attention spans in the realm of flash bulbs, I suspect better results with a revolver discharge into my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 6:30, archived)
# Sure, a world class message board cannot cope with a conversation exceeding 18 exchanges.
Less magnificent than my morning sewer contribution.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 6:35, archived)
# Needless to say.
The general populace could do better.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 6:39, archived)
# Have at you, a freaking test case.
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(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 6:41, archived)
# clone tool lols
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:27, archived)
# your all ruthless :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:30, archived)
# chilled as fuck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOqLHELeKww
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 3:14, archived)
# Going up...

jest bigclicknosc. I suspect at this time of night, I'm possibly alone... Oh! Apparently not
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:30, archived)
# Pfffft!
I really need to stop learning of celebrity deaths via B3ta!?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:37, archived)
# Is there
a better way to find out? :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:38, archived)
# Yep, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:27, archived)
[challenge entry] most popular beard in America


just in time for the compo

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:26, archived)
# He had a big beard / A great big old beard
That amusing old man with a beard.

- John Clarke
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:21, archived)
# I thought you were going Edward Lear for a minute there
but John Clarke - new to me. Thank you for the intro.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 3:58, archived)
#

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:25, archived)
# He looks the part.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:48, archived)
# CDC THREAD!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Yes !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Can you guess what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Poor RDLI :(
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
# RDLI4EVAH
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:12, archived)
# IS IT A KNAGRAOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:58, archived)
# cock!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Hahaha
I like that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a cock magnet..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
# that's too good !!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:01, archived)
# We need mediocre here, no good CDC thread is complete without him.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# *blows the big magenta bugle*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# TO THE SKIES!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# This is magnificent.
When did b3ta get so pleasant?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Welcome to gayshift
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# *joins in*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Weeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# right round, baby, right round.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:20, archived)
# This must be Cock n Roll.
The great Elvis cock night. That was great.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Jailhouse Cock!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)
# fuck!
i can almost smell that gif!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# a work of art
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 3:08, archived)
# YAY!
The memories.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 3:28, archived)
# I`m caught in a fwap...I can`t knock one out...because I rub you too much baby
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
#
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#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
# haha YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:56, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:19, archived)
# hahahaha YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 2:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 3:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Ahahahaha, love that
love that
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#
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#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# 3DCDC
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# I’ve got a 4AD3DCDC
A 4AD3DCDC
A 4AD3DCDC
And I’m on a foundation course

www.soundike.com/song/1933955_Half_Man_Half_Biscuit_This_Leaden_Pall_4Ad3Dcd_mp3_download.html
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#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:19, archived)
# THat's just beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)
# BOI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OING!
hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# Bravo!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Bones has a big problem!!! Wait did sulu ignore the cdc. Not likely.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
# turbolift shaft
-ing
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# boner, bones and a pair of stones
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 0:57, archived)

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