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# POW!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Right in the kisser!
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Suddenly...sausage !
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Not RISing here sun.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I for one welcome our new sausage overlords!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Japanese Sausages!!
Bostin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# This is just the "Wurst"
Also.. woo!
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# What a load of baloney
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# He could rule the world!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# GREAT FORTUNE!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# LET'S SAUSAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# well I`d banger
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Yay :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# hehehe bang on..
he's a little chubby :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Ow! Ooh, slower...SLOWER!!!
slower...SLOWER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# haha
it's red raw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# It's stretched to breaking point!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# He's going to snap his banjo string at that rate.
Like the twitchy leg - nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Cheers mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# *feels a bit dirty for clicking monkey porn*
bash the monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# KATGNOPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# nice gnops
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Hypno gnops
says send Hekim hundreds of monies
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Gnops Cat
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a pip, he's the championship.
He's the most tip top,
Gnops Cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# ^proper poetry that
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
# That episode where he gets his massive head stuck in a bin
was my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:30, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised
if that cat was a member of Mensa
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Sir-Gnoppington-Trousers-of-the-Great-West-Wind,
or Tiddles to his mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# We should all get kennel names.
I want to be known as Smallbrainfield-Peterborough-Watermark-Chupa-Chup.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Artemis Wasp Box Scruntworthy Clostridium L'Horizontale
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Rah
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# he'll fuck your eyes up if you stare too long ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# D:
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# haha
he's doing the FUCK face :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# WIN !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# I love gnops
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Cat Gnops is Good Gnops
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 18:12, archived)
# looks a bit like newt gingrich
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Paint.exe sucks.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# WTF :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# This is the least strange thing I've drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Oh hai Dave,
A couple of questions; is Junction 15 or 15A better for Northampton?
Are there any restrictions on 3 axle artics within the town centre?

Thanks in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah, might be time to make up a new insult
this one's starting to get a bit tired
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# well I like the results :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I wish I had the skillz of those epic paintmasters
who render epic epics in paint

it's like.. "that's nice, but why did you do this"

suffering for art maybe? :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# :(

Your images keep redexing for me, disco.

WHY IS THE WORLD TREATING ME THIS WAY?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# that's odd, the site it's hosted on is bulletproof as far as I'm aware
you might have it blocked somewhere

http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# No blocking here, no.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# clearly, the universe is at fault.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# I blame everyone
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# me too, the bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Getting redex in ie and firefox. I'm sure it was funny though!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# oddness
maybe there's some routing blight going on
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
# That's ace even if Paint.exe sucks
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
# FASTER! FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Get Dexter!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I don't have £5


Will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# If that grey blur is worth £2.84
I'd call this a fair deal
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# £2.16 Trust me I'm a busdriver and I'll be checking that pound coin to see if it's a dud.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I'll have you know it took me ages to get the chewingum solid enough to pass for currency
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# paint.net FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I can't use that
it does my brain in

I have a 2 point plan

1) install photosoup
2) install scanner

part 2 is broke down into 2 parts
2.1) install linux
2.2) install scanner

the windows only scanner doesn't work on windows, and I haven't got a space machine to install linux on, well, I have, but it's in bits, and I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# use an abacus with felt pens stuck to it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Now that just turns me on
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Novelty pencil sharpener?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# That's what they want you to think.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# "say what you see"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I'm not sure I can :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# He obviously dropped his monocle whilst ogling Heather Mills in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# The dangers of gawping at monopedal slappers don't get the scientific study they deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# best bit of art i've seen posted today
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# haha
care for a jaffa cake?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# WTF
If you fix to her plush into CDC, You will be pedophilia.
...Watch Out!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# On b3ta, this counts as incitement
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
# You are very strange!
(Fly Projector, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
#
Put JJ's snake back in his pocket
why is it always foggy in you pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# It's not fog! It's a sandstorm!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# ^ This
and Pffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Foggy Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# ^this
with man tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Moggy Dewhurst
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Show us your Golden Bum Fake-Ding.
SHOW US!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# I can show Golden Baumkuchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Cooking trees?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Or Bush de Noel. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# You're going to show us your bush too?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# With more golden foliage than Sherwood in autumn
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Has she got false legs?
Those knee joints look a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# yes. she isn't human :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
# People that own snakes with moustaches should be happier!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Now see you're quite normal.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha XD
I love it ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
edit: it looks like they just found a shitload of THE GEL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# hahaaa! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# cute^^ XD
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# *heeeee*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Willy Toy: Furry
Why Tadpole Facialhair?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
# His mustache. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Thank god, for a moment there I thought it might be a nosebleed
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:16, archived)
# He is eel-like catfish. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# WTF eh
hmm, time for some WTF :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Yeah WTF XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Why are fish eating her hair?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# That is Hair ornaments. :3 Her charm point.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# One-eyed rabbits, surely
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Hello Dave!
Run out of batteries?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
he has real world boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# A good one, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# it's you?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# She calls me a boyfriend...
I'm more the captive she keeps in a cupboard and feeds drawing pins.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# haha
good man taking one for the b3ta team :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# LET ME OUT OF HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# What's with the fish Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# The fish is Mackerel.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Alright Dave. Have you still got me on ignore?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# If you favorite Dave joke, I don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Why do the japanines constantly drawing underage children in odd ball positions?
(rpx, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Because Japanese very young. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# ..........and tortured expressions?
(I use the word advisedly)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# tortured?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Yes, they always look like they are being punished.
What is it you imagine you are doing to them?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# 11 year old Japanese scientist hugs a sperm snake with a lifespan to 30 seconds.
Such is the sad world of science.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# He is Eel :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# oh ffs, just utter shite.
fuck off to some child furry rape site in Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# this is not rape pic. : )
Megalomania.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# if you don't like Moggy, just put her on ignore instead of stoking a trolls trolling trolls fire
her drawings are no worse than Bourbon Fox, JJ, atomic etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# oh /board, what have you become :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# ...or yours...o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# absolutely
I'm just too ashamed to mention my appalling scribbles
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Ah, we're just all trying to have fun in this miserable world.
Let's draw some more!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# fish attack! :O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Unleash fishes!!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# You're fishing with the wrong bait.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
# no problem :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# I hope her eel is ok :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ya das ist nutz


Click for bigger (112 kb)
(grotpig, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
# I reckon if he applies himself, he could make full Kernel before long.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# He'll have to avoid being shelled though
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# I like the one on the left - just pecan over the top of the hatch door.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# He's been practising on the top of the Berlin Walnut
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:45, archived)
# damn nutzi sympathiser!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Oof! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:51, archived)
# parked
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:03, archived)
# flashing doesn't get tougher than this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Confidence is the preference of the habitual voyeur of what is known as...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# she likes it
it's making her moist
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
# she'll be having a stroke
if she can reach it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Laughs in a snorty fashion
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Ah, ma'am ... just one more thing ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# pfffft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# yep, that's usually the last thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:20, archived)
# haha!
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:25, archived)
# haha! Best episode ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# pffft
so that's what Gordon Brown is upto these days
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Is that Gordon Brown
doing the flashing?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# unimpressed
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Old news I know but I only just got around to venting the spleen...

Should help with the excommunication :)

De-RIS = www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/mar/14/pope-commissions-eau-de-cologne?newsfeed=true
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:36, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# VOLCANIC MIMSY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:39, archived)
# rusty chinstrap mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)
# ERUPTING VULVANO
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Larvae of lava
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:50, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZbWyH8mGi0

oh Perry, you're kind of a douche these days but still
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# SNIFF THE GUILT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:43, archived)
# this in spades
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Smells like.......choirboys.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:47, archived)
# HAHAHA YOU DID A POPE PEADO JOKE
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# I've run a google immage search on all the replies so far...
this is a fun if slightly disturbing new game :/
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# response so far has been a little strange
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Now my shirt...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# with safe search off mine came up with a beheaded muslim..nice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Ouch!
Safesearch is my pre mind-bleach defence system...
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)
# you are doing the internet search game all wrong

YOU GET NOTHING!...YOU LOOSE!...GOOD DAY SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
# *hands over Searching Cape and hat of many colours*
I don't deserve these any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
# i'll take them
that hat is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
# i'm guessing he smells a bit musty without it
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)
# now I'm thinking about what the pope smell like before he showers...
*barf*
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:04, archived)
# thought-a-day calendar 2012
 
Mon 19 Mar - "What does the Pope smell like?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# cum and dandruff?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
# take 2 bottles into the shower?
the pope doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Does the Pope fancy boys?
I am thinking it might be a it off to accuse him of it if he does not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
# he spend a fair amount of his career
covering it up, which allowed known pedo priests to be 'reasigned' to avoid scandal and possibly reoffend unhindered, so he's not exactly Mary Poppins

being a kiddie fiddler or one who allows the culture of kiddie fiddling to continue under his previous role, is a slim difference
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# WHO'S ASS?
YOU'RE ASS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Peaup de Cologne
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
# don't be silly, he's not from cologne
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Kitty needs a Gurkha knife for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:01, archived)
# I was thinking about a Japanese headband, kamikaze kitteh !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Do it,
then the kitty can be a visual metaphor for dave cunting the doggy (b3ta) in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# A "kukri", if you will
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# This deserves more comments!
Nice one Dick, have these:

more comments more comments more comments more comments more comments more comments more comments more comments more comments more comments more comments more comments
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:13, archived)
# thanks
obviously needs more pope
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)
# or shit furry manga
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
# or shitty fucking magnets (with tits)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I love the way the dog looks round to check if it's okay
to eat the cat this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit obvious really!
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
# i'm guessing you didnt make this?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)
# is it low poly for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Wherein the "Image Challenge" consists of finding images on the internet to post on /board for all to marvel at

We have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
# i'm biding my time for that compo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
# They still refuse to go with my "hold in your shit for as long as possible then take a photo" challenge even though it is the highest voted challenge suggestion of all time
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
# what are you taking a photo of? it is a bit vague, maybe that is the problem
that and the fact that all the mods here are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Empty toilet bowls
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Hey I don't do much here except delete prodigy69's posts
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# how is happy go lucky prod?
it's like a sunbeam dancing across my screen when he appears, his love of life is infectious
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)
# I don't know how he is
I'm usually really drunk when I post with that username
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# please stop being a whiney little bitch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
# don't give us any of yer pish
I remember the drunk and abusive mongy, he was fun...come down fae that moral high ground
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:51, archived)
# It has to be more specific though

"Find us the best images of camels on rollerskates. With tits."
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)
# RUINER
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Google images came up with this...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
# OH GOD DAMN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Incidentally, that reminds me of this thing that I made
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Oh noes you gonna needz dis
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
# I noticed something strange in the pub I was in on friday night
in the toilet, there were a bunch of lampshades

some of them were not illuminated

the ones that weren't on had little plasters in the x shape as demonstrated here on them.

I found this amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)
# how strange
I have never heard of lampshades being bum raped
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# stranger things happened at sea, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# hey the things you got up to at sea during those long lonely dark nights
should stay at sea ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
# That's because you're ugly, and you smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
# *buys cosmetics*
Ha, I beat the system!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Yor don it rong lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
# get fucked
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)
# O_o














(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# He who laughs last......is thick
but not as thick as someone who can get it so wrong on his 3rd B3taday
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# a little too obvious.......................FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Corned Beef and Onion Sandwich for breakfast


I should have had a nice egg and bacon instead.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)
# cover yourself in paint
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:27, archived)
# silly gronkpan! discomeat is not 1960's LSD guzzling avant garde artist!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Sounds like it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:36, archived)
# it's because I wear a hat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Boody scapegoats! Consequences of their action's too good for them! it's political correctness gone mad!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
# I didn't say "make an excuse to not cover yourself in paint"
I said "cover yourself in paint".

COVER YOURSELF IN PAINT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
# *unzips*
I'll give you "PAINT"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
# that was uncalled for.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# "PAINTS"
oh man, you've unleashed something here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)
# you've got it all over everything and it's all ruined
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# HAHAHA HAHHA UNCONTROLLED "PAINT"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:39, archived)
# mmmm
corned beef and onion
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:29, archived)
# slight nomnom not as good as baconnomnoms
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# not familiar with this combo
It's always Branston pickle or tomato with corned beef. Want to try it now. Cut diagonally though, triangles taste better than squares.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
# it's one of the most generic combos ever, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# I cant face corned beef since I found an inch long segment of artery in a tin
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
# mmmm canned arteries!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# you just reminded me of a newsagents in darlington, who sold pies, and offered to microwave them if you wanted
frequently these pies would be full of veins.

and now it's an off licence

I guess no more veiny pies from there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# mmmm corned beef!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# made from only the finest beef corns
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# where I come from that would be some kind of a jam slice
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# it's hard to render the majesty of corned beef in paint.exe
to show jams I think there would be some "glistening jam leak" dribbling onto the very plate.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# biscuit or sponge with icing sugar on top and fucking hell you got me into a fucking food thread you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# food food
you need some nice food

some succulent cutlets resting on a gentle pool of their own grease with thinly cut chips and rich gravy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
# If I may be brutally critical
I do not like the shadow which your sandwich casts.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# that is a shit rubiks cube, did you buy it at a market?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)
# I got it out of a machine at the gypsy fair
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
# damn those gypsys and their snide products
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
# still, makes a change from trying to [list of generic things that gypsies do that we don't have the right to complain about because we don't "understand"]
but like, lol, pikeys.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Your image keeps on redexing for me too
and all I wanted to see this morning was a picture of a Corned Beef and Onion Sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:08, archived)
# you need to de-gay your connection
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
# It's the lowest of gay as it will go today.

I'm in a government building, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
# oh
maybe you need to gay-enhance your connection

you'll need to find the form to fill in your request for a gay level reseating.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I meant to say that even at the lowest level, it's still pretty gay
But I will find and fill out the mentioned forms accordingly anyway. I feel I don't have enough freedom to tune my own desired level of gayness.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
# when a chap can't decide how gay he is
that's just plainly communism.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Fo'real
But I'm sticking it to the man from the inside, man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:49, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
breakfast is coffees & cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)
# only in france
and you should still be drinking a bottle that was left over from last night
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
# shit you've got me worried I could be half french now
does it help I switch to tea & cigarettes for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
# are you sitting outside of a restaurant disdanfully occasionally glancing at things that offend you?
if so, you are so french, man. so french.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Sacrebleu
*Discards packet of Gauloises and walks off whistling the great escape
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
# good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Haslet and onions is a fave of mine
With with salad cream instead of butter...Mmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Snar, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# NING B3TA! I hope you all had a good weekend?
This morning, I give you Bruce (what you talking about) Willis, Glenn (bunny boiler) Close and Ursula (nice conicals) Andress.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 7:00, archived)
# and a final one for today...


Glenn Faraway
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 7:00, archived)
# No, that's Glenn Very-Small
Now, shall I explain it again?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 7:31, archived)
# What about Glenn Open?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:46, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:13, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)
# what about Glenn Cul-de-sac?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] ELEPHART
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 4:22, archived)
# TAKE COVER!
 
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 4:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 4:58, archived)
#
Just goes to show that it is never safe to stand behind a pachyderm. Brill stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 5:01, archived)
# never, ever
ever 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 5:06, archived)
# Aye, See be 'em

A way old file of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 4:59, archived)
# "parp at will" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 5:02, archived)
# Woo - Now the shit has really hit the fan.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:00, archived)
# he'll never forget that one! woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:03, archived)
# I take it I'm the only one this is redexing for?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:11, archived)
# Backdraft!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:27, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
# nice shadow work
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] The War on Mice continues!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# This is very, very good work.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha and I like his Carrot belt too!
Great Trunk work, great work in general. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha
nice!
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Let no man call it...
...fartillery?
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:49, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 4:19, archived)
# spotter's guide to internet cats
www.thecrimsoncrow.com/2011/05/cats-are-chillin-like-a-boss/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 4:21, archived)
# Shake it kitty, shake it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 4:33, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)
# I sense a disruption in the force
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 4:59, archived)
# reality disruption imminent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 5:04, archived)
# Chocolate chairs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 7:57, archived)
# Delicious furniture
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:45, archived)
# The Peoples Pork Chop!
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:21, archived)
# I'm voting for turkey leg this year
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:40, archived)
# You fucking rat-brained fowlists will destroy our exceptionable Hamerica.
Next thing you know it'll be schnitzels everywhere, and you know what that'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 2:33, archived)
# we'll do lunch :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 2:42, archived)
# dress up warm
www.flickr.com/photos/simoncrobinson/6966688199/in/photostream/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 2:48, archived)
# Awwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 3:12, archived)
# Mixed grill and tins of bile.
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 3:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodnite b3ta peoples......
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Uh oh you are gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:04, archived)
# nuh-uh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:16, archived)
# for the sake of all that is holy -- WHY?!??
YAY!! :D I feel honoured and indicted all at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Violated
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:07, archived)
# bummed by her maj's strap-on
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:08, archived)
# do you feel honoured when you've been violated?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:10, archived)
# I can't afford those
'special' services...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:14, archived)
# It's what they mean by 'Happy Finish'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:28, archived)
#
Happy Finish

special sauce
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:42, archived)
# Honoured and indicted?
Ahhhhh - that's b3ta!
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Revenge
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:14, archived)
# I'm definitely staying awake for this thread...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Run along...nothing to see here.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:28, archived)
# who, li'l ol' me?!? por que?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:15, archived)
# I saw the pic of me, mofaha, and gronkpan.
I see all...I know all...You can't get away with this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:17, archived)
# haha! YAY, that's how it really happened
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:19, archived)
# I told them, no cameras that day!
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:58, archived)
# delightful
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:18, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
also, do 'sister mary goes to nuneaton - hilarity ensues'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:08, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:17, archived)
# I am astonished
ASTONISHED

Edit: Will any other b3tans be making an appearance? I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:08, archived)
# I don't like it either.
edit: oh no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:15, archived)
# this is Genius
These adventures must continue.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:10, archived)
# They will if he doesn't behave.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:14, archived)
# what did the little hombre do now?
edit: hahaha. I spazzed back.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:22, archived)
# also :( I wanted to meet the nun
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:11, archived)
# you keep your euphemisms to yourself mate
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Dream on.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:15, archived)
# I am so fucking engorged right now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# did you approve of your being portrayed in this slanderous dreck?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Well let's put it this way,
it's definitely preferable to the 3-way you fixed me up with earlier
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:11, archived)
# wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!!!
I loaned my laptop to my ex wife for a few days and just got it back a couple of hours ago. what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Down with the sickness.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:22, archived)
# holy shit! who posted that?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:25, archived)
# Some Irish fucker named Pedr O'Hin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:27, archived)
# ah, a cheap knock-off
'cause you gaize are my bestest and only friedns
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:34, archived)
# you're letting the piss get cold
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:40, archived)
# I'll just go boil some more.... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:46, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 2:50, archived)
#
We all dressed in black
we snuck up around the back
We began to attack
the eggs did crack on Pedro's back
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:01, archived)
# LIVE NUDE URLS
PS This is perfect :) Thank you for saving b3ta and the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:14, archived)
# 'saving' it?!?
some of these gayshifters are hell-bent on destroying b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Don't worry, I'm just lulling them into a false sense of security
I'm really on your side.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:36, archived)
# You're furrier that I remember.
But also cuter ^___^
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 2:44, archived)
# Puerile Adventures!
Finally, the b3ta story is told in all of it's shining glory (hole).
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:41, archived)
# Drawn with a lack of give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 1:44, archived)
# WRECK THAT FUNKY HOLE
 
when you get on this kind of jag you remind me of Richard Sala
hereliesrichardsala.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 2:34, archived)
# Except mine is crap and his is great. (I love these):
3.bp.blogspot.com/-rOeNlV8CiIk/TzYxrDFhBdI/AAAAAAAABew/XQgJr60Bkv4/s1600/08-inside-IMG_3586.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 2:43, archived)
# fuck yeah
 
the two things I remember most vividly from Liquid TV: Invisible Hands and Aeon Flux
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 2:46, archived)
# I love his black and white inks the best. Great style.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 2:55, archived)
# perusing that blog I now want to read Evil Eye
 
and that Chuckling Whatsit has a real Gorey feel to it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 4:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha wha?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:10, archived)
# OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
# christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
# i no, rite?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening .....
.

.
They were noted for their dogged determination !
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# nicely!
where the fuck is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 18 Mar 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Paddys day hangovers
And consideryour new booked spammed but waiting for funding I'm starting my own book aswell any tips or useful resources would be welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 18 Mar 2012, 23:44, archived)
# cool :)
Gaz me if you have any questions and I'll do my best to help. It's a lot of work but the feeling of seeing your work in print is pretty awesome
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Match made in heaven


Runs...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 18 Mar 2012, 22:15, archived)
# I thought they'd scrapped catchphrase
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 22:16, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 22:18, archived)
# wow! those Smash Monkey Institute of Digital Arts telecourses are really paying off!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 22:38, archived)
# No idea what you's are on about
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 18 Mar 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Pork of the Sea :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 22:51, archived)
# It was one of ur jj requests. Tunapig
Its the mind of a tuna but body of a pig
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 18 Mar 2012, 22:53, archived)
# for me?!?
awwww
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 22:54, archived)
# i have seen the light
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)
# it's striking
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 18 Mar 2012, 22:46, archived)
# that's one way of putting it... ;))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 23:03, archived)
# A new exorcism aid for the church
Anyone who looks at the image and has a fit is possessed...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 18 Mar 2012, 23:15, archived)
# hmmmm
wouldn't want such a powerful weapon to fall into their hands...

*edits*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
# one
Of their real methods of detecting the possessed is to get the person to say jesus. If you slur or lisp the word you're possesed. And on thatbombshell goodnight :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 18 Mar 2012, 23:46, archived)
# You will sulfur the consequences for this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 0:20, archived)
# Too obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Bernie Clifton's act went throug a few revisions
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Chunky style.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 21:55, archived)

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