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After some extensive research this morning.....

here are todays lovely pair; Alma Grey & Krista Allen.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:37, archived)

and let us not forget...

a couple of real peaches; Bette Davis & Gregory Peck.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:37, archived)

Nice work WB

but no Jane Asher ?
Have you got something against red heads ?

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)

I love red heads but didn't have time to knock on out for her, sorry.

* I was too busy researching Krista Allen.

*EDIT: Your link - 404 - I dont' get it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)

That looks nothing like Kirstie Alley.

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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:41, archived)

I said that, watching Star Trek III this week

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:44, archived)

Does it matter?

NSFW Proof.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:56, archived)

More proof

NSFA

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)

Well, I know what I want for lunch now.

A blow job off Kirsty alley. And a meat pie.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)

how about a blow job off kirstie alley while she's eating a meat pie

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:59, archived)

PIE!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)

^ Samantha Brick?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)

That's Kirstie Alley not Kirsta Alley...

EDIT: Oh hang on... ^{* Penny}\_drops That was a joke, wasn't it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)

Hello little sleepy mole

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)

Norks!

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)

more cozy coupes...

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(trumpetblast is having vivid dreams, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 3:06, archived)

*releases cattle*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 3:18, archived)

*and I want, your perfect, barbiedoll lips*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 5:23, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 5:58, archived)

I've had it with these punk raccoons

Also, why am I at the top of the stats page? I don't feel I've been here too much lately. You people have totally been slacking off.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:14, archived)

True enough.

I've pea'd and posted a bit, but not too many others have been around.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:27, archived)

It has been...quiet....too quiet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:33, archived)

I've the week off work next week to study, so look out, fuckers

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:54, archived)

Fuckers beware

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)

crudely drawn cats

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connor, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 2:18, archived)

aww cute cats :3

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 2:20, archived)

AAAYTTB

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 2:45, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 5:03, archived)

those are some mighty nice cats

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 5:21, archived)

I thought CDCs had to be magenta?

With 3 whiskers per side etc.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:01, archived)

Nice bumhole.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)

Socially vulnerable against to authority.

BTW I watched Lion King movie(TV) in yesterday. :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:30, archived)

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:40, archived)

what's this? :S

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:45, archived)

it is the irk in my craw

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:47, archived)

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:58, archived)

XD Nice work!!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:59, archived)

Where's the cat's tits gone?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:46, archived)

He's male. :D

another version.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:50, archived)

Ahh, right.

I thought the cat had had... "reassignment" surgery.

And with that, I retire to bed. Nighty night b3ta! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 2:10, archived)

mastectomy

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:04, archived)

that medal deflated them

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:57, archived)

CAT: I'm Feline Frisky
MARIA: Nun of that thank you !

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:56, archived)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 2:23, archived)

Don't you ever sleep?

Or go to work? A holiday! Go on holiday.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 2:29, archived)

In Japan at 10:30 am :3

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 2:31, archived)

That is a good holiday time.

There must be a flight leaving for somewhere.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 2:35, archived)

But I always busy ^^; Poor people should not rest.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 2:43, archived)

You must be very poor.

Because you never bloody rest.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 2:50, archived)

That's right ^^;

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 2:56, archived)

Please,

somebody shoot me. It is the humane thing to do.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 3:00, archived)

He's waited a long time for this!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 3:14, archived)

RACIST SHOTGUN!

edit - ah shit, i thought it said chink

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:05, archived)

Nice penguin. :3

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:16, archived)

YIFF meow YIFF meow YIFF YIFF GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 5:20, archived)

Maria: GRRRRRRRR....
Cat President: Never mind.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 5:24, archived)

VOTE CAT PRESIDENT FOR THIRD GLORIOUS TERM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 5:28, archived)

Nice idea :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 5:36, archived)

Top yiffage!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:12, archived)

Yes!! XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:39, archived)

No!! :(

more jokes/oddness, less furry art

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:06, archived)

Why? :S

This furry art is not trolling.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 8:13, archived)

All furry art is trolling.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:22, archived)

Not at all. :S

Can you explain?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:46, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qnd-hdmgfk

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Q4nobody, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)

I dunno. I'll ignore.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)

hmm

Now there's an idea!

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Q4nobody, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)

Hahaha :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)

BTW I got your idea. Tokyo nun costume.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:41, archived)

g'night b3ta

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(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:27, archived)

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:42, archived)

Fractalicious!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:48, archived)

eat your god damn broccoli

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 5:22, archived)

I never had one of these as a child *sigh*

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(trumpetblast is having vivid dreams, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:06, archived)

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:09, archived)

what the hell?!?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 2:35, archived)

half camel, half goat, and half dog

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 5:22, archived)

what a liar

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:02, archived)

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:16, archived)

haha

nicely done

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 2:01, archived)

this deserves one more reply at the very least

woo!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:06, archived)

Cheers thought of it last night

had to be made! :)

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)

nicely!

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)

Nighty night.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)

Gooooodnight!!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)

My favourite superhero is still Jizztobrum man

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)

g'NITE.

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:30, archived)

you smell, you smell, you smell, you smell, you smell, you smell, you smell, you smell, you smell, you smell, you smell, you smell, you smell, you smell,

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:07, archived)

Hahaha :D goodnight.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:31, archived)

bonerriffic!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:45, archived)

how he really broke his neck

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 5:30, archived)

No expense spared

delurks/relurks

(Giroday, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)

I see

I have rebranded this t-shirt from a little down the board

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:06, archived)

CRAW = IRKED

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)

And everyone can get to fuck if they think I'm paying royalties

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:12, archived)

I strained my eyes trying to read it you owe me fifty thousand pounds.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)

I will also be claiming damages for my irked craw.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:18, archived)

Brap brap brap

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:25, archived)

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:39, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:45, archived)

HURURHRUhurhurhrURHRUrhrururururhrururuRURurhruRUrrrrRRrr

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)

I still would

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)

BODICE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)

:D not quite the same thing but… anyway

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)

I for one welcome our new sparkly gnops overlords.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)

Gnops? This is how he actually looks

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)

Yes.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)

Doesn't look like a Gnops

looks like a normal photo

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)

Mindtricks.

Somehow this looks so plausible that it could be his actual real-life head.
The only giveaway is the hair flicks.

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)

It's a prosthetic forehead he wears after the terrible forehead accident he had as a child

I believe Dec (from Ant & Dec fame) wears a similar one.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)

Ah yes, and how does this one smell?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)

bread, slight mould.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)

This is great. I Lovett.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)

ಠ_ಠ

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)

This is so lovely it lubricates my craw.

Bloody great arts, please accept my click.

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Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)

heh.

New sig found.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)

CAPTAIN HE IS AGAIN IRKING ALL TIME MY CRAW

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)

How to make yourself popular at a Green Party rally...

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not my idea, but my execution... If you want to make this T-Shirt, I'll send a link for full-res :D

(trumpetblast is having vivid dreams, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)

reaction so far has been a little strange

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)

Thats a neato

what now right

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)

KASTO KRUT!

POLIGEN HA.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)

Now my shirt a guy on another forum made

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)

you havent a Break=Controllingbat?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)

We only have Tesco petrol here.

All of the little stations have gone. We have Sainsbury's coming very soon.
PUT THAT ON YOUR T-SHIRT

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Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)

Question 'Bio-fuels' as some alternative

which is destroying more habitat and wildlife than those oil giants could actually consciously get through if they put their minds to it with venom; which they do not

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)

this is almost identical to

ninjs` compo entry

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)

He said "not my idea"

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Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)

*coughs*

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Ninj, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10734439

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Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)

yes, this is the source

It's just irks my craw to see bad design and questionable grammar (I realise I'm not perfect)

(trumpetblast is having vivid dreams, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)

So you're happy to leave the first word of every sentence uncapitalised?

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Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)

'tis a design decision

Capitals look strange when placed on very short sentences, especially on informal work.

(trumpetblast is having vivid dreams, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)

It's just irks my craw.

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Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)

pffft

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)

Lucky for us you're here to make our shit better.

Feel free to attempt something of your own, at some point. We'll be sure to let you know exactly what you're doing wrong.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)

hahaha

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)

What's wrong with the design and grammer?

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Ninj, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)

It's just irks his craw.

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Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)

Or we could ask Ninj for the original, hmm?

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Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)

Also ninj's would actually be easier to get printed on a t-shirt

I mean, why would you make a design for a t-shirt by actually putting the design on a picture of a t-shirt? Or is that just in case we can't imagine what a t-shirt looks like?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)

putting a T-shirt design on a T-shirt

It's a METADESIGN

Years ahead of us all.

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Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)

This is awesome, because, I had no idea what a t shirt looked like

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)

I've just designed this t-shirt

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)

the next logical step, of course

Looking at this makes me think that the market for marsupial casual wear has not yet been capitalised upon...

(trumpetblast is having vivid dreams, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)

"A different presentation, and maybe a bit of cheek"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:15, archived)

MetaTshirt

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Shlvng, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:27, archived)

Schlop....... doiiiing!

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)

he`s ripped his fore(arm)skin

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)

Cockhand The Barbarian?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)

get to da chopper

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)

This wins :)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)

Knobs and stabbing weapons.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:59, archived)

FUCKING YEAH !!!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)

i hope you left enough room for my cock

because i'm going to ram it into your stomach

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)

Haha!

This is superb, I wish I could do this do my boss

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)

Hmmm I think you could do it

with a CDC sock puppet and a prosthetic hand from a joke shop

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)

My CDC is a spunk processor, a fucking computer.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)

That's a handy cock

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)

evenin'!

edit" shit, i've missed a bit. I always do :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)

^ Wouldn't ^ Wouldn't ^ Wouldn't ^ Wouldn't

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)

Yes you would

You're blatantly a repressed homosexual

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)

+ filtaz cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)

What about this one?

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4Q just lurking, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)

Couldn't.

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Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:43, archived)

Dinner's ready, oily men!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)

Jogging bottoms

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:34, archived)

BRACE YOURSELVES!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)

Arf!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)

Why do men hate me for being so beautiful!?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

OH FUCK AAAAAAAARGH!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

Shopped photos only?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

You know the rules by now! ;)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)

One tit only, shaped like an envelope flap.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, ALLOW ME TO PAY FOR YOUR TAXI.

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Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)

Just the way you like them!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)

WHY MUST YOU HATE ME FOR BEING BEAUTIFUL!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)

*stabs the eye of the beholder*

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Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)

I'm not sure we should keep posting photos of Rob.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)

*pays for her taxi*

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Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)

pfffft!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)

She actually looks like she is making that noise.

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Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)

That face is much better shopped in

than the original photo appears to have her own face shopped in.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:25, archived)

HuuruRerreRREURUrrURurrrrurrRURURUrurrurRUrrrrrrrr

Today I am cooking roast beefs. UMADLOL?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

Also, can I remind people, or point out for those who missed the announcement, that we are now taking bids on the 2012 B3ta Art (and other stuff) Auction

ta

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

hah, uncanny

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)

Yo.

Dripping rubies.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

I love how you have a visual response to almost everything.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)

almost

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

I am really tempted by the bash.

Is there crash space left? Leeds-london-bash-leeds in one day might very well kill me.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

As am I.

If only London were a little closer :S

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)

Advanced return is only £50 if I buy now.

arghgahrghaghgh

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)

£57 for me from Manchester.

Suppose it isn't TOO bad, considering it's over £200 to Bournemouth and back.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

I'd ask Riverghost first

and then start begging people randomly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)

He could ask me.

But there'd be no point - I'm not going to the bash and I live in Wales. Sorry.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)

Make a new reply in the bash thread on Calendar

If riverghost is fully-booked there might be some kind-hearted London-based b3tan who can help out

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)

www.mungos.org

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4Q just lurking, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

You are B3ta's very own Phil Collins.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)

I am not sure whether to be pleased or not.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)

So he really does have no nose

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)

Johnny Gnopp!

How does he smell?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

He smells of limes.

LIMES!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)

A bit like haddock.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)

I too demand real poo

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)

None of this shampoo nonsense.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)

You, sir, too, sir? Welcome to the grave.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

What is this? Smells like piss. It's piss. Piss and Ink.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

skink

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)

Nicely

Also where ya bin?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)

Space.

Time.
Apricot.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

Makes sense

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)

This make me smile

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)

AHOY!

MY BEEFS ARE READY. I WILL BE BACK.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

Say hi from me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)

A bit off toapic.

Might need to be a bit bigger tho...

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)

is that boiling piss coming out of his gaping urethra?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

What else could it be?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

Rdli Hakkis loved chewing on govmints

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

FUCK

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

RIS?

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Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)

The image itself is clickable for de-RIS

Some Australian government bloke has cut funding to some literacy thingy.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

Thank you.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)

You're welcome, Ringo

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)

Ah.

Cheers.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)

Thx.

I didn't want to look silly by asking what was going on for the third time in one evening.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

VOMIT

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)

I thought it said that too at first glance

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

Filthy minded people!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

Gazza?

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)

Truth table available on request

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)

wut?

is it one of these: acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/EOR

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4Q just lurking, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)

End of RIB

RIB = Rest In Bed

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)

Yes,

of course. Thanks.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:39, archived)

EeyORe

eye missing...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)

How did I know...

That was you? And yes, I did laugh out loud!

(Captain Coffee Break, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

Hahaha

(Crevice 's contents puked and crawled back in again on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:50, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1579869

(herman:D, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)

Hoohoo, asking for trouble...

but I like it!

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)

clicked

fuck Robs light sabre idea

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1550310

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)

But not necessarily all time in that order

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)

CAPTAIN

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)

* Votes

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)

Gets my vote :D

*sniggers gleefully*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)

Gets my vote,

although I can't remember the last time I made anything for a compo.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)

Shocker!

haha

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)

Ha ha ha.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)

*saves*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)

hahaha!! there's been some really ugly stuff/comments posted on here today..

but i like this!!

clicking, so long as someone puts up source images :))

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)

Here's the best version of the ones brought up from tineye

img254.imageshack.us/img254/2103/wig.gif

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)

hahaha!! that's fab!!

do you have any of Rob for the compo??

EDIT scrap that, just done a GIS :))

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:47, archived)

Hmmm not sure where the Rob Files are

I think a lot of them are from old b3ta bash photos. You could do a Google search on Rob Manuel or perhaps one of the other b3tards has a secret Rob stash (purely for research purposes obviously)
Ginger Furher

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)

Interestingly, a GIS for "ginger fuhrer"

gives you a slightly different selection.
And Hekim's bearded rob is the top result for "Internet cunt", which must utterly confuse people googling that for different reasons.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)

Yay :D

*wanders off to make a badge

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)

oh my word!!

forgot to switch safe search back on......

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)

Crikey!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)

That's a very luxurious cuntshed.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)

O my giddy aunt!

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Chumps 👀, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)

b& to fuck

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)

Masamoony?

Why the name change?

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Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:47, archived)

dunno captain, I`m undecided

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)

I like "ham o' shatner"

I'd like to find a variation on my username to settle upon, but not sure which is best.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)

I think your name suits the variation

you always know who it is

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)

Intoxicated Madam Holdridge?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)

The new moniker has a certain charm, I have to admit..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)

UGHHh

Thats SO unfair!
Kevin from Kevin & Perry?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)

I just spat drink from my nose.

thanks alot

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)

ahahahahahaha

one of your best

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)

abso-fucking-lutely brilliant!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)

how long before Rob's face appears?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Awesome.

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)

what a fucking pig

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)

the dress makes her look like she's got a pot belly and saddle bags...

...oh, wait...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)

In other words, the dress is too tight.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)

it's her face that's wrong

it's like she was going to be pretty but somehow she took a wrong turn right at the last minute.
And ended up ugly.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)

This is my favourite comment of the day so far

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)

Just a lick of the council brush.

But that's all it takes.

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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)

I think it may be called a mummy tummy in polite circles

I don't think I could any woman who's guts stick out further than their tits

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:02, archived)

it's a pig paunch

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)

Gunt

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)

Mmmmm.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)

Who is it?

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4Q just lurking, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:59, archived)

much as I hate to publicise this vile rag...

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124782/Samantha-Brick-says-backlash-bile-yesterdays-Daily-Mail-proves-shes-right.html

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)

fucking hell

Surely she's not serious?

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4Q just lurking, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)

don't compute. Is this for real?

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)

HURR HURR AM BOOTIFUL :B

I've seen sexier road signs.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)

TOAP season.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)

This took me about three times as long as it should have:

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boris the spider, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:11, archived)

getting paid to troll?

fair play to her

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)

Think F A S T

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpR5_LQCyzk

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)

...and THAT'S the best she could do.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)

Actually I think she's quite good-looking

but I don't hate her for it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)

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