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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
# NO JUICE!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
# you take a very flattering photo btw, mof.
i drew fanart of it, to rival the rediculously photogenic guy:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
#
Eliminating all of the juice..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Full of anti-semitism oxidants
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# fair dues
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Obligatory pea
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 3:30, archived)
# Upset to find out I can't draw Bill Murray

Click for bigger.
WFHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# The nice new couple next door aren't lifting a finger while their home is being raided?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# hahahah very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Hahaha
She should write a stern letter to the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I'm not too keen on the smell of TVs myself
I do like the smell of tarmac though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Sniff my plasma!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Off panel a man is licking their standard lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Back panel slide
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
# This is what it's all about
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
#
Sex, drugs and rock n' roll?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)
# No; wildebeest frolics and neck sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Ooooh, I do rather like this. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Check out either Armed Audio Warfare or Storm The Studio if you like 80's sample-based music.
One is essentially a remixed/ reconstructed version of the other, they're a little hard to find but have some wonderful nonsense on them, for example
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6zSU7fzdmY
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)
# That's so 80s :D
I could do with exploring this kind of music further, what with the obsession of pseudo-80s electro music like College or Lazerhawk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 0:38, archived)
# ... you mother!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
# HAHA!
Very clever haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# You worked for the Perry Bible Fellowship, right?
PLease tell me you did. And give me your autograph.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# OOoh I love the PBF!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# As do I!
Nuffin to do with me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# hahahahah oh my
I like your art a lot
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I always like your drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Evening all
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# SANN-TA, THE EVER-GIVING
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Yoda man!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Got 'em all, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Yeah, it's not too tough, but was fun to do.
I had an idea to do a morality scale (Wicked Witch to Yoda) still might....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# 18 :D
Stuck with 9 and 11...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# 11 is clearly Peter Stringfellow
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# The Ever-Living.
Borag Thungg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Ahh right, cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:51, archived)
# mumm-ra and tharg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:15, archived)
# zarjaz!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# I like these little guessing games
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# isn't mumm-ra blue or grey?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!!*
*in some screenshots he is a bit green :p
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# sorry, watched Gervais' Derek has sucked any humour out of me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Is it as rubbish as it looked?
I generally like his stuff but the trailers looked abysmal.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# it's observational comedy
with poor observation and no comedy
and piss poor acting from Gervais and Pilkington
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Sounds excellent!
I'll get right on it!

There was a bit in Life's Too Short where they seemed to acknowledge that Gervais can't act, can't write and can't do any accent other than his own. I think it was Liam Neeson did most of it, though Jonny Depp had a line or two in that direction. By the sound it it, it's a pity he didn't pay attention to his own script...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# credit where it's due
you've got to admire his ability to make people watch and pay him when he's been consistently going downhill since the office
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:34, archived)
# This is basically true
Though a lot of Extras I thought was very good. Not quite as good as the Office, but very good. Problem is that since then he's not done much, and then came out with Life's Too Short which is Warwick Davies doing a sulky impression of David Brent, with added irritation. I quite liked Life's Too Short but it's nothing special. Derek looked fucking awful.

And yet, he's a multi-millionaire, probably many times over. It certainly is a form of talent.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# ^everything this man said
I do like Gervais, but he's definitely been going downhill. Derek looks just like that awful show he swore he'd never produce in Extras...

His twitter is funnier than anything he's produced since The Office.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)
# for someone such as myself working in the social care sector
it's great that Gervais is making careworkers look like fucking idiots who have nothing going for them other than kindness.

That was an utterly pointless pile of fucking wank, with the odd bit of lazy slapstick thrown in to substitute for the lack of any kind of functional comedy in the script or concept. It reminded me of a clip for encouraging donations on comic relief, presented by Gervais doing a shit impression of a retard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# As someone said on twatter...
"Compare Derek, which is about Ricky Gervais, with Jo Brand's brilliant 'Getting On,' which is about truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# yes, I agree with this
I suspect Gervais has anecdotal 2nd-hand experience of care and clearly has at the very best, a superficial understanding of it. It's hard to see what he was trying to achieve. It didn't seem to be anything humourous and was hard to see if he was trying to convey anything positive whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
# so they went ahead & made that shitcom?
was hoping this to be a hoax, after that clip on links... fuck :((




(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# I watched 5 minutes then switched it off
very poor indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:18, archived)
# urghh :((
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Shit, unfunny and pointlessly cruel comedian is shit, unfunny and pointlessly cruel
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
# hahaha no problem
Kind of green...
i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo110/pinback_photos/MUMra.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Nicely sir

I don't mean to troll you, but could you just resize this by 1 pixel to 400px width?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# *resizes to 403 pixels*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Works for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Woo, cool!
Is it sad I got the specific name of the Ninja Turtle?
Can't get 8 though... I thought it was the alien from the Tommy Wi-Show... www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3_P2q_FtNk
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# He didn't shoot first...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# D'oh, of course!
*slaps forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
#
Someone tell me what 3 12 and 19 are
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)
# So, 1100 smurfs went into the water, 316 smurfs come out..
.. the dog took the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Get that hippy out of my bladdy swimming pool!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# ..good thing Cameron settled on the 3/4 model :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)
# poor bastards never saw it comin`
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Fucking enormous pool furniture!
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] nessssssssssss
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# YES
Giraffes are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# ^ What she said

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# I do like giraffes
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Giraffes and Zebras are my favourite animals other than Nic Cage.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# I can help...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Mystery solved
He's probably just wading along the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# he's been at the wasabi peanuts :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# haha
something like that!
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)
# The myth of the kelpie ends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Ah, the castle named after a lady's wagon
Apparently, it was 'er cart.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# You forgot to wear this, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# this one man bandwagon is welly good
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)
# she appears to have an extra toe
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# lol
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# you have to be cruel to be kind
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)
# haha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:43, archived)
# ahahaha
this really happened
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# This is well good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Lovely tongue action.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Haha.
I believe that tongue action is patentable.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# hahaha nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 3:54, archived)
# It's actually the periscope of a submarine manned by Gray Aliens.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 4:18, archived)
# ...they just want you to THINK it's an aquatic giraffosaur cryptid survivor from the Pleistocene.
Also: Loch Neck Monster!
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 4:19, archived)
# Awesome tongue action
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Take that!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# oooh Robbie :D
they're lovin' angles instead
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# 4 eva
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Mexagons!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Pffft!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha
how silly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Shape, shape, shape, Señora. Shape your body line..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Work, Work, Work, Senora!
Work it all the time!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# *jumps in the line*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdcATqpqR-M
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)
# ok i believe you :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# 'shake'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Didn't work with hexagons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)
# I si what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# This is exactly the right amount of silly

hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Icke was right
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Brill
Clcickicks
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Colour the lizard!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Clever girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Excellent username.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Hah, very nice!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# There is much win, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# hahahaha
Loon
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 0:50, archived)
# excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] biggest hoax i've seen for a while anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
too many pills.
{:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# I've worked out the DaVinci Code!
or is that DaVie Cameron code?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# :D
blimey, that was quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# XD
DaVie Cameron code lol
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Clegg on a branch.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# *calls on the storm gods*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# SUMMON THE BEAVERS !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
# and Larry there!

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# La la la...one of these things is not like the others...la la la...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# you made david cameron cute?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# I'm hoping his skin is ripped off
to reveal his evil inside
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)
# He is none of these things.
The cat seems like a decent bloke, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)
# those aren't cuts...

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# HIS A.. ah, who cares, fuck him, like the country, you bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# threesome...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Oh well, if you're offering ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Bourbon Fox is sure to join in...
'evil cackling'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Probably against my will. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Sure
"Against your will"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)
# y
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 3:34, archived)
# ahaha
very true
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I want a cartoon blanket. :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# oh yeah?
an inflatable one?

maybe with a nice doe eyed magical girls face on it?

EH? EH?! EH?!!!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# O_o -no thank you
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
# 'magical'...?.... XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)
# you haven't heard of the magical girl gendre? Here's one


She's not actually magical, just violent, but her mental problems make her think she's magical.*

*1(obligatory character background details).
*2(If I could draw well enough I'd make a webcartoon out of it).
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# i know the type.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# yay
I just like the idea of a magical girl with no powers other than excessive unfettered brutality and fully mental illness.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# But that's enough about Konnie Huq.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# I wonder if she runs with the olympic flame again, surrounded by chinese encouragement staff.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
# You say you'll enslave us all, but do you really mean it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# woo! do we get to stay overnight?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Carless Whispers?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# RIP HEATHER
IN AR HARTS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Who is that chasing them???
* Zooms in


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Reminds me of

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Rofl
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# double whammy :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] The ill-fated second expedition
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# If only they had a Sturdy Girl
Every climbing expedition should have one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# This one?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# ohai popular domain squatting girl
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] There is no God now relax and buy my books
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# is that a Babar code ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] New evidence shows that b3tans suspected of airbrushing Trotsky in famous photograph
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Aha, a member of the Communist Party
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# as unamerican as they come
/ls18 blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51, archived)
# It's ok to have pictures of them dead then.
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:11, archived)
# non americans aren't even humans, so it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# What's not so widely known, is that the cock was really there in the original photos
Stalin had it airbrushed out to make his opponent appear less virile, then b3tans put back in.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Weiner!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Normally ...
...when i get an idea for a photoshop challenge i am paranoid that someone will beat me to it, and i have to complete the project right away.

This week i thought i'd be perfectly safe to wait for the weekend. I mean, what are the odds that someone else would be riffing on the Stalin tampering with old photos of Lenin motif?

I throw my hat to the floor stamp on it whilst shaking my fist at you, Maiden!
(champagnerocker, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (48 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Hitlers are like buses
None for ages, then 3 roll over Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Nicely done.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
needed in this compo
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Yalta Conference II, February 13–15, 1945
12th Februrary 1945 : Stalin goes home.
13th Februrary 1945 : Hitler arrives. Churchill, Roosevelt and Hitler discuss "The Russian Problem" and how best to divide up the Motherland.

The Russian officers seen here in the background were never heard from again.


1941 : Hitler gets a bit thirsty during a meet n' greet.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:27, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# ALSO:
One of my favourite ever gifs posted here was of hitler telling a knock-knock joke. Does anyone remember that?
There was another one, possibly by the same person, of him spilling a bottle of coke I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# This one?
**I did not make this...I only saved it**...because I found it hysterical.



EDIT - Credit goes to Duphrates...I managed to miss that when I looked at the gif...

/smacks forehead
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
truly brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# That was a great bandwagon

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Ithink i've seen a similar picture somewhere...

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)
# oo
haven't seen one of these in ages
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# nice armband
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# i too have my suspicions about calamari hitler
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Terrible bullying of Comedy Hitler here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahhhahahahah
oh fuck, I just laughed so hard at that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# damn good toap
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha
clikt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Fact: Fanta was invented in Nazi Germany, after Coca-Cola Deutschland was virtually cut off from the US parent company
and couldn't import the ingredients for Coca-Cola due to WW2.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Urban legend
If you scroll up a little, you'll find a photo of Hitler about to enjoy a delicious, chilled Coca-Cola from their Hamburg factory.

Just as soon as someone lends him a bottle opener.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Also nicely done.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)
# hahaha I bet Hitler was saving the bottle tops
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Um dahin zu gehen..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# they won't last five minutes
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Who plays keyboards?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Pardon me...........................synthesizer.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Accompanied or Sulu?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Make it slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Hahaha ace cheek action
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# The guy in front plays the Spockenspiel
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# trek de france
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# To boldly go...
...where no spacekraft has gone before!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Real album by a real electro band:
The nerds.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Is it full of epic twiddling and Flash Gordon noises?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Sounds like my lovelife
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:28, archived)
# AutoKAAHHHHHHHN
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Look like Melon Bread.
ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%A1%E3%83%AD%E3%83%B3%E3%83%91%E3%83%B3

yummy. :9
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# actually... it makes me think of something... else


A different ( completely predictable ) melon association.

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Hairy melons
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# melonphantisis?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# dark
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# now he's finally getting head, huh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# mouth or stump
that's what he's thinking, mouth or stump

unless it's his birthday then its eye socket
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# eye socket = "twice on sundays"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# :-D
Haha. I love it when people 'shop JJs comics!
He must find it something of an odd compliment
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# there is enough material for cut and paste parody/parroty time
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# I did a deleted scene once...


My font-matching algorithm was in for a service that day.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# This is bringing back bad memories when JJ went all Star Wars and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# that storyline did go a bit strange...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Oh Gary. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# the letterbox is the true protagonist of the piece...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I hope so
at the very least it's a sign of how established he is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# i did a few












(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# That's not the way to get ahead in life
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Merronpan n_________n
It also looks like whatever the heck this is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfu16P5dQo8
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# :D yeah!
Obscene! >x<
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# (X)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Are you a mod or something?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Pls call me Moddy XD
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Moddy(Festival of Peamod :D)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Peamod "The Mod" Yiffbase
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Modbase by Moddy Peamod the Mod.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Modmod the modmodmodmod
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)
# I just discovered a place where we can keep Moddy.
It's a horrible place, with horrible people saying horrible things:
www.b3ta.com/talk/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# You know you talk so hip, man. You're baking my melon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# haha best one yet :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I'd honestly lose the end frame
maximum Body Snatchers lols
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# This
Zalgo is rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# ^ I thought it was just me
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# I've actually been working on a story that uses Zalgo as a character.
I renamed him "Jecky" though (translate "Zalgo" from Al Bhed to English and that's what you get).
It's taken me 4 years to plan most of the story, it's pretty in-depth.
Here's the prologue:
files.clansoul.com/Prologue.doc
and a bonus highly-related side-story:
files.clansoul.com/alexdark.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)
# ka-ching!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
# I think in the last frame he's just spotted squirrels with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# ha ha ha - Clasic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] OMG WHUT?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Shopped images only please
:p
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# *steals raygun*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Well you don't see that every day.
Something left on the ground in W'stow that hasn't been nicked.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Now they have to kill everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)
# A low-tech neuralyser?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# a hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# an overwhelming urge
to cram yourself down the toilet bowel to explore the world of pipes below?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not real?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Cheers.
I'm fully expecting to get pulled for straying from the compo brief, but you know how it goes - it was in my head, now it isn't :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)
# mmm... pie...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Painful
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# pfft
You coming to the london bash, by any chance, chap?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# The London Bash?
You bet your tiny shrivelled scrotum collection I am!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Those bees will be sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Bah ha ha ha!
Ah man, that really tickled me. Silly ol' bear.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# That's a I like this right there that is!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
# That took me way too long
to realize.

have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
# That's good.
I was hoping it was a bit subtle, but of course having worked on it, it immediately sticks out like a sore thumb to me!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# That's better than stupid flying saucers!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Don't pout...GO...BELIEVE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# ahh old faithful
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# I Wank To Relieve
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)
# EDIT: just realised, you got my 1000th 'i like this' click! go you!


(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Splendid :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Eye pukes an eye which pukes an eye, but only once.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# there can be only one
ce
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# more than one would be greedy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Bob Marley's female backing vocalists
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# they bring the power of science
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# That's quite the piercing there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# it's a pair of tv screens, so you can see the world in 3d should such a scenario occur that you need to see in 3d
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Super zoom eye surgery?
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# You'll be able to see into next week
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Nasal satellite now docking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Just don't get upto any fun and games lest ye lose something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# The space brochure totally lied to us!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# you mean we joined the space army! omg we'll get eaten by space monsters from space!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# everything (especially illnesses & diseases) sounds better with 'space' at the front of it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Space Chicks!
Space Nazis!

Space Herpes!

Space AIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I was gonna do a robot within a robot within a robot within a robot within a robot within a robot within a robot within a robot within a robot within a robot.
But I didn't.
.
.
.
yet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
that sounds hard, just draw a robot trying to hold it's robot guts in that are bursting interminably from it's robot body into a vat of boiling robot juice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)
# His malfunction unit is operating correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)

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