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# these 'merkins drink some odd things...


yes my colour matching algorithm is unwell

EDIT: Oops sorry to post over you
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 May 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Looks like the midnight train to threadrushville has just been through
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Yup, and I just posted over a half naked girl gyrating.
Thus rendering my modest effort invisible to half the board.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 May 2012, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmm..
MAGGIE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 1 May 2012, 23:53, archived)
# OH christ
Well done though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 May 2012, 23:56, archived)
# thanks...
was much harder to do than i thought it would be!.. shows i have much to learn!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 1 May 2012, 23:58, archived)
# effing hell this wonderful and disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 May 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Even still..
It still has a certain 'would' factor to it..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 2 May 2012, 0:18, archived)
# your username
describes what I've just done :x
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 2 May 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Now I would.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Is she dead yet? etc etc ...............................
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 May 2012, 6:41, archived)
# Murdoch.....I'm coming to get you.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:36, archived)
# I agree, Murdoch not fit.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 May 2012, 23:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:22, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
fucking hell
:D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 May 2012, 23:22, archived)
# I always knew dot had a nice body
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Hahahaa!
If this turns up on Tumblr, i will laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:29, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Er, thats really er, colourful.
Bloody 'ell
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
# dot to dot?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Nifty
Is this real or 'shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha would be great animated
Dot Cotton stripping off in the launderette, like the Levis ad.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:50, archived)
# a little...
bit of me still would

by little bit.. i mean my cock
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 1 May 2012, 23:54, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10759644
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 2 May 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Ferne Cotton!
/Keith Lemon
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 May 2012, 0:54, archived)
# Too hot to handle.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:09, archived)
# Space!
"On 6 June, an event that takes place only four times every two centuries will enthral the world's astronomers, as it has ever since the 1600s - But it is one of the rarest sights in astronomy, an event known as a transit of Venus."

www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/mar/25/venus-transit-sun

(Speshal, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
# she's using her tits to drive the van !
armless fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
# of course!
please ignore second 'also' below
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha ^Click!
also: don't stare directly at this picture - you will go blind
also also: how does she steer?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
#
With her cock, like most transit drivers.
(Speshal, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Nicely :o)


Fear my 1337 perspective-matching algorithm.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Recomment?
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] nice

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Disappointment is mildly putting it,
for this, despair.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 May 2012, 22:51, archived)
# oh no!
she's melting!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# needs more zooming out.... much more :D
her Dali's melting clock style belly is quite impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:58, archived)
# that's gave me an idea
I might have to remake this :)
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
# A serious case of

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:15, archived)
# semi-detached clunge?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 1 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Leading to Y shaped coffin.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Gah!
Do people have no sense of personal well being? That woman is simply off the radar with what is comprehendible
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Yeah, she should never wear that shade of lipstick with that colour bikini
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha
so dissapointing
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:20, archived)
# There must come a point when your own body is so fucking wrong you might pause for a sec
NOM NOM Guess not
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:33, archived)
# She only has 5 takeaways a day
and shes still peckish
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Seriously
That is seriously fucking mentally wrong, and equally physically repugnant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:52, archived)
# was thinking Feederism - maybe?
edit: seems posed is all
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I hope he's disappointed with himself..


Click for bigger (325 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 1 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# I clicked for bigger and still couldn't read anything
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:38, archived)
# have you invoked your zoom system?
ie moved your head closer to the screen
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:39, archived)
# pfft
Too much work
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:40, archived)
# you have to
move the screen closer to your head in this instance!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 1 May 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Tilting the monitor, moving your head closer to it...
What is it today?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Fucking hell
that's just taking the piss mate, this IS B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# What?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
# i redirected the hubble telescope
and use a CSI algorithm to extrapolate it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:40, archived)
# but that's only good for seeing what's on the other side of the picture
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Well it looks like abitsick... *puts on sunglasses*
...just couldn't hack it.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# pfft
erm... pffft
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 1 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=uucDhA4KpL4
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# D'ooooouuuuh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Could you email me the controls to this fiendish device you have at your command
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# i could do
but i'm using it to spy on the over 18's female volleyball university
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# ENHANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 May 2012, 22:49, archived)
# did you remember to give him £1 so that you could read it?
/newscorp paywall blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Don't be so lazy. Just make up your own dialogue.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 May 2012, 21:30, archived)
# time to
say hello to my little friend said Zebedee......
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 1 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# He'll choke on all that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# with a harem like that I would be too......:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Hehe, that's grand!
Moggy - take note. If you're going to combine animals and sex, at least make it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Did someone say Moggy?
www.dontstayin.com/members/moggy-m

Contains obligatory Cirenester reference
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# FAKE!
No amputees
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I never knew we were related
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I am your father, Luke
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Open Wide
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# There was an old bull and a young bull stood on top of a hill...
Sudenly the young bull started jumping up and down all exited and started shouting "Look look! there is a field full of cows down there, lets run down as fast as we can and have ourselves one" the old bull turned around and replied " Why don't we walk down instead, and have all of them"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:54, archived)
# old joke is old
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
# shaggy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Are they gay?
They both have beards
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# So they're bears? Or hippos...
Hippo bears!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# hippo sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Wouldn't even try shearing one of those.
Violent buggers, I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Bearobottomus
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:08, archived)
# And we have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# You and me both have beards, so I hope that isn't the new benchmark test ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# lets just pretend that theyre both rabid and its just froth
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:02, archived)
# I'm safe I think anyway, I have actually got my clippers on charge, mines gone all grizzly Adams and needs taking off
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Froth?
or Santorum?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Must be a source pic from before the seventy's. Everything was hairy back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Hairy Hairy Hippos
great game (and soon to be a film, I hear?)
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:06, archived)
# hippofun
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 1 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Ooof!
Took me two reads

*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:51, archived)
#
Mmm-hmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:28, archived)
# top work...
on the same vein:

My missus had our second child wrenched asunder through the sunroof, under a full general anesthetic this morning (thanks to NINE separate failed spinal taps - fucking ow!). it's been a busy day, but i'm now a proud dad for the second time, to a bouncing 9lb boy. *preens*

/wairayo?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:25, archived)
# congratulations proud dad
best wishes & good health to mother &child
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Congratulations :)
Now what an earth are you doing on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# lovely news...congrats.....hope mother and baby are doing fine
top work! heh heh:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
# pics or it didn't happen
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 2 May 2012, 0:23, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
# "IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:48, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
#
mmm texture
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:29, archived)
# :D He had a bad shaving day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# something about a 5 O'Clock Shadow
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Colonel FUCK ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:54, archived)
# I only go there because of the FUCKslaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:02, archived)
# and the Chicken FUCKwich too surely
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Bucket of fucket
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:03, archived)
# haha. I made this one a while ago

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Ah
I did wonder if I'd been b3tan to it...

Your one is far cleaner too :)

/illustrator newbie
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# altogether now...
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Finger Lickin FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# For the Cuban market.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# fck
(resistanceisfutile, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:11, archived)
# a wobbly Una Stubbs for Wobbly Bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Sexy Time :D (Helga,(JollyJack) Mine,Maria(MyOC))
I want to draw something sexy!! XD I can accept request!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:44, archived)
# A sexy scientistgirl with an army of sexy robots.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:46, archived)
# A sexy robot with army of sexy scientistgirls.
More flesh that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# phwoar!
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:52, archived)
# As it is Mog's thread they likely will end up being yiffed.
Not that I'd do such a thing myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:56, archived)
# I'd venture that scientist cat is thinking about butt prostitutes
and no other thing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:01, archived)
# I think your concept of sexy might be somewhat different to mine
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:46, archived)
# is the difference the volume of jelly
or the brand of jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Volume, I would assume
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Is this dress too sexy for my sister?
She would like choose a dress for a makeup party.
is this dress too sexy for my sister? http://76.gd/cvG
I don't think she could wear this.She is 19 only.
Your proposal?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:48, archived)
# my proposal
harvest her organs!

best organs!

fit in nike shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Organshoes available now only through everbuying.com
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
# I like boobs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:48, archived)
# atomic and moggy in same thread: There can be only one result!





(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# **RADIATION**WARNING**
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:03, archived)
#
quite so.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:13, archived)
# ...i...have....everything....
.lortnoc....ni
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Uh-oh... getting Protect and Survive flashbacks...
The sound at the end... brrr...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:54, archived)
# The sound at the end means you are dead.
You may have, however, outstanding tax bills, these need to be paid.

lol.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Dave Gilmour has let himself go!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger boat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I meant 'boobs'...not 'boat'...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:48, archived)
# A swingers party at Buckingham Palace. Emperor Akihito can be there if you like.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Emperor Akihito lol XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# or the equivalent figure from Cirencester.
I'll leave it up to you
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Squirrels with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Anything from Eastenders
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
# being pushed through an industrial mincer?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# While snooker is playing on the TV
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:10, archived)
# at a ridiculously accelerated speed
on fire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:11, archived)
# why hasn't this been done yet ? FLAMING SPEED SNOOKER FTW !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:14, archived)
# It was all the rage for a while.
Then they stopped making the cue balls out of nitrocellulose and all the fun went out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:16, archived)
# health and safety gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:21, archived)
# You have forgiven JJ then?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# I already forgiven him :D Because he is out of control.
I will ignore his personality.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:03, archived)
# A bespectacled secretary in high heels a miniskirt and satin blouse with her stocking tops showing and biting a pencil
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Well that's tonights ******* material sorted right there ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Roofing material?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# She was the cover girl for bargeboards monthly.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
# nice technique

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# The Fat Slags from Viz
hi moggy, glad to see you making the breast of things
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:11, archived)
# How about
Michael Mcintyre, with a goatee, smearing his chest with extra spicy chutney, whilst also wearing skin tight lycra bicycle shorts that lead nothing to the imagination, but with a hatch around the back such that he is simultaneously shitting on a parapelegic puppy
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:11, archived)
# anything remotely amusing will do nicely, ta XD
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:14, archived)
# brian blessed bumming a dwarf while being felched by emperor hirohito shouting "GORDON'S ALIVE"
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:16, archived)
# I'd suggest you violate my cyborg fox character again, but I think twice is enough. XD
I KNOW! BATMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:20, archived)
# bully and jim bowen exchanging a passionate yet tender kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:22, archived)
# I've seen your idea of sexy.
I don't share it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
#
(1.618..., Tue 1 May 2012, 18:33, archived)
# MANBAT!
DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER LUNCHTIME

DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER TEATIME

MANBAT!

POW!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Where does he get those wonderful toys?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Argos
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Not from his mom at least!
*jazz hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:46, archived)
# You're not my real ladder.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:43, archived)
# How old would you say the girl in the last frame is?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Hmm, I'd say about illegal years old.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:54, archived)
# hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Мой сосед Вингедум
saunterer.info
cfb
(A. Sidhe Arthur, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Oh this is very pretty
Don't know what it's about but it looks fab
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:22, archived)
# They wait...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:23, archived)
# ... that's what they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:34, archived)
# They do it well.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Totoro Totoro... :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:27, archived)
# oh... I had the same feeling
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:14, archived)
# cameltoe
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:28, archived)
# camel totoro totoro... :3
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Why is it always raining in .. erm..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
# very nice.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:46, archived)
# can't help thinking it's Feathers McGraw under that robe
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Lovely
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 1 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# No matter which event they choose, we'll have a proportionate response


You can get it a bit bigger here.

First go, so be gentle.
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# wilkommen, shoppen zie kittin, pullen upenzee chair
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
# I find this chap immensely creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# So that's being gentle is it!
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# by b3ta's standards that's incredibly mild
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# I must have misheard the caring community bit
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
#
Care in the community.
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
# FUCK OFF NOOB!
yeah probably although b3ta's got more tame recently, new people got bum raped regularly
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:08, archived)
# as a one off initiation or was it more of a routine pastime
I haven't lurked for 7 years waiting for inspiration to be tossed aside so easily
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:15, archived)
# See you in 2019, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
# doubt it, I only do Olympic themed posts
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:19, archived)
# You should try making a few posts /talk
They are generally a much more friendly bunch, especially to new people
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Likely so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Heyyy, how many posts before you get a hat?
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Once you've gotten a hatrack.
Tho' I'd say a WYH is enough, but the truth is it's the
moment you realize you can shop them on to anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Well, as long as you're not the creepy chap in the picture,
all will be well.

If you are the creepy chap in the picture: ugh - you're creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
# he appears to have freakishly long arms
he could even reach around corners
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Hello, steveo67. Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:08, archived)
# BIG
GREEN

HEAD

IS BIG

AND IS GREEN

AND IS A HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Again with the Olympic rockets
Bienvenue en b3ta. Prenez vous un chaise, magazinez vous un petit chat...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:12, archived)
# trident missiles,
official sponsors of London 2012.

welcome aboard - just don't be tempted to press the big red button.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Don't worry about the response
I'm one of the most acclaimed and loved posters on /board and yet no-one seemed to like this post:



and some even shouted NSFW! As if a speakser in a mankini isn't safe for work! (Click for big to see how unsafe for work it actually is.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
# most acclaimed and loved boris the spider, what is a speakser ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# to be honest i can't remember anymore
i think it was some website mofaha found with all these horrible photos of speakers at some conference or other, and they misspelled it as speakser. i think i found it ten times as amusing as anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
# if you were a super hero your super power would be finding things ten times amusing as anyone else
and then laughing ten times as loud, like that Mr Blessed chap.

Thanks for the explanation, I can sleep easy now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Too little weight! Deserves a pink potty seat.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:53, archived)
# He's a lazy b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# >__<
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Olympic Trial Runs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Or in case of anal prolapse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
# >__<
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Makes perfect sense.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:44, archived)
# I really want to see this movie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Oh yeah.
Full release, thanks for that.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Back to doing what he does best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Flannin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:10, archived)
# that's killing two birds with one stone -
pumping iron and pushing one out simultaneously...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
# They'll be stealing this idea soon...because it works!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Go Flan!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Ha ha...he is!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Flan on the pan
is all man, all man
Flan on the pan is all man
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Sing the Spam song, but put in the word Flan instead. ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Well shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Pump it
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Check out that Kung Fu grip.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha
it was going to happen sooner or later....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
# that'll teach her to nag
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
# mitigating circumstances got him down to just a fortnight
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:17, archived)
# good grief
any sane judge would consider this justice for moving the football every time
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:23, archived)
# I can see 2 partial CDCs on his head
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Too much b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:29, archived)
# yup well spotted ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
# you're gonna die Charlie Brown
surprised to learn most US states still have the death penalty, even California. I'm going to stick to serial killing in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:36, archived)
# really? i thought it had been banned in most states
/shouldn't listen to hearsay blog
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I don't know, I kinda liked Pure & Simple
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# fnar fnar fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Snoopy will bust him out.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
#
Snoopy Linus, Sally and your Great Pumpkin.
As soon as they all finish shitting themselves.

www.b3ta.com/board/10758329
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:10, archived)
# That has to be the ultimate disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# haha - I hear woodstock's
done some bird as well.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Nnnng! Nnnnnnnngh!

Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Maybe...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VfUZFPAC5k
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
# that's considerably more
'angsty' than the original...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Patti Smith is amazing
(also, the original is unavaible on Youtube, on account of Prince is a cock)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I fucking love Prince
imjuussayin

youtu.be/nzcscgEa2bk

right i'm off
youtu.be/S0S0B55vxd0
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:46, archived)
# His music is ok
However I dislike the cut of his jib
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Not heard that before.
It's rather good, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# heh - that's the trouble with pigeons
- very poor depth perception.

Although you'd think he'd be pleased, not disappointed, at covering a proportionally larger area of the car's surface in poo.

I may be over-thinking this a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:12, archived)
# This is why I leave my normal-size car dirty.
The birds never shit on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Oh it's pooing!
I thought it was crying because the car was small!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
# I was going to add in...
...a few frames of twitching pigeon sphincter, but it made for quite a big file, so I didn't.



Better? HAPPY NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Your animation skills are superb
I also thought the Nnnng noises in the subject line were supposed to be the boy's car noises, and the first shot shows the pigeon listening then suddenly seeing what they're coming from. It's not a problem with your gif, I guess I just don't move in "pigeons poo'd on my car" circles.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Ahh, now I want to hug the dirty, wing-ed rat
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(THE REVTED, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Oh hai tedious twat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
# LOL ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# win
*closes Photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Bing Crosby and Daniel Day Lewis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# man, that was one tricky shit
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# damn these creamed peaches
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Creamed peaches! Donde esta el bano?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# I'm sorry, I don't speak a word of Englais.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Sixty signs, dude?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 1 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# This mildly amuses discomeats.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
#
mro

(Sorry, I just had to.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# This roildly amuses discoroeats?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Arouses.
Yes, that gag was very poorly planned.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
# ROILDLY
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# ROILDLY HAKKIS
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
# NVR FGT
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# credit where it's due
- this image challenge has got a lot more disappointing now that you've joined in.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:00, archived)

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