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# Bloodsucking aristocracy get everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# haha
soopah
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:32, archived)
# i'm a secret lemonade drinker :)


nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:32, archived)
# surprising non lizard shape
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:38, archived)
# hahhhahha
Soupoyb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# :D nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# \oo/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# eeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 23:20, archived)
#
R White's macht frei
(Hemipygous, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:57, archived)
# hahaha! great!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Great stuff.
The thing that I don't understand about Charles - and understand less about William and Harry - is this: for all their vast wealth, why are they consistently so badly dressed?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# I think they all wear hand me downs.....
Being miserly helps the rich stay rich i guess
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 10 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Evening.
Sorry, but I seem to have left all my memes in my other trousers.
And yes, I know the biro thing has finished...
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
# I don't understand this
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Well if it elicits a woo, it can't be all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# You have to be called Brian.
It's a Brian thing.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 11 May 2012, 4:30, archived)
# I like this.
So I clicked 'I like this!'
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Bless you, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# excellent!
now make Stephen Hawking zoom down the slope and do the jump !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
# I'm of differing ability when it comes to giffery, I'm afraid,
otherwise the Hawking idea is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 10 May 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Fri 11 May 2012, 2:30, archived)
# hahaha :D
brilliant..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:56, archived)
# lol XD
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# * Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:09, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
#
☛
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
# magnificent
woo cleek
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
# one hell of a reveal ;D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] What do you mean a blatant rip off?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
# oops! teehee :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# arf!
there could be romance ahead!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# "Everything on this site is a blatant rip off." - Flando Smoothie Skull
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] "Everything on this site is a blatant rip off." - Ibid.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] haha! everyone is jumping everybody else's train :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] CamelzLOL
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Haha. I was going to do one more
but looking at it again, I think you're right and will call it a night there.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Humph!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Well hello there !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
# It must be the ship of the desert
because this pic is making me seasick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# This.
CRITICISM TIME!

I like it a lot, but the background is just too jumpy for my poor brain.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:01, archived)
#


Click for bigger (125 kb)
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:54, archived)
# mmm - steamed titballs
my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
# If you're going to eat steamed titballs, only the breast will do.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:08, archived)
# *cackles like a fucking bastard*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:06, archived)
# that Napoleon, what a nipple-hog
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:10, archived)
# aceness
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Groucho and Jimmy like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:27, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:12, archived)
# so do I
just sayin
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:13, archived)
# that spins my head out
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Get it to put on its Tommy Cooper hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# oops....
i used hat to do sick :/
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:30, archived)
# I officially endorse this anarchist even-toed ungulate....
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# This is full of win
and my pants are full of poo. Digestive probs again
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:37, archived)
# ooof!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# how on earth
did you get the filesize so low? Loverly it is too!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 11 May 2012, 3:54, archived)
# firstly the pic was such that 64 colours was plenty (most of hem sand)
then took it down to 250px wide and used thhe lossy tool a bit in photoshop.

The increased width to on the B3ta link when posting :)

glad you like it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
#

De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:42, archived)
# The prince of gales?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:44, archived)
# long may he rain
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I thought the forecast said it was all son, no chance of reign at all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# It does look like he's mist his chance!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Also, it looks like there's a chance of Wind sir.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:59, archived)
# All hail the future King
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:00, archived)
# this makes me happy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:46, archived)
# haha
I want a jumper like THAT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:49, archived)
# what about this?
https://www.google.co.uk/search?rlz=1C1CHFX_en-gbGB470GB470&q=elephant+sleeve+sweater&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=qvGrT8SLB6ag0QWv8cXyAw&biw=1366&bih=643&sei=rvGrT_KKFMbF0QWurZyaBA
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# oh yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:55, archived)
# so sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Pro tip: you can chop everything after the "?" out of a google URL, apart from the "q=..." bit
www.google.co.uk/search?q=elephant+sleeve+sweater

In theory, it might be possible to glean info about you or your computer from the other bits. But mostly they're just long.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Cute sweater.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Winter is coming.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
# FP this now!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:26, archived)
# but can he do it on a trampoline?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
# certainly presenting a warm front in that outfit :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:01, archived)
# hahhahha
The sweater makes him almost likeable...
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Never!
put them all against the wall
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:40, archived)
# hmm.
(Drumjunkie13 dosen't exist, especially at, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# oh very good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
Exacta-mindpiss!

I mean - that's uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
# *hums Twilight Zone theme*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:46, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Ahhhh, that's grand
Hats off.
(AdamTheSmith, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# hahaha
very good. My kids are always singing "Moonpig dot com" as it's advertised every 15 minutes on the kids channels.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# heh.....heh heh :D
I went into Clinton Cards the other day to try and find a Birthday Card.
Nothing but garbage.
I ended up going home and customizing an old Christmas card (using glue and a print-out of a porn star). Went down a treat. Much better than anything I could have bought.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Ive got nothing against clinton
To be honest, i'd be a bit lost without them. Mind you, since i moved to london, ive hardly seen any here. Theres a pretty nice paperchase card shop up the road from me, but i usually get my cards from those camp shops like JoY or Vinmag in soho, because they contain lots of swearing.
I once got a mate a card saying 'happy birthday you cunt', with a badge saying 'cunt'.

Wouldnt see that in clintons.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
# I'm surprised b3ta don't do a range
potential there
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:21, archived)
# I think Viz used to
I got one once that said "Jesus loves you" on the front, and inside "...but everyone else thinks you're a cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:41, archived)
# "Sorry you are leaving" card sales skyrocketed today...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# I hope

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# .......................you hope WHAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:21, archived)
# I think more beautiful blood than shit. Do not you think?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Say, it's cold in here, why not slip on this lovely white coat?
Look, it ties behind the back too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# She is tough. :D
She is proud to show to clean the cut surface of her arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
# She's a telekinetic flid?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# She can an animal induction and hypnosis.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:55, archived)
# So... sort of the opposite of Nana from Elfen Lied?


Who could also gore people with her mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# I love Elfen Lied. But I inspired by Happy Tree Friends "Handy" and SouthPark "Timmy"
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Can't you just draw some nice flowers or something?
Sans zombie-amputee-cannibals.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
# I think good more beautiful bloody-flowers more normal flowers. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:34, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Itchy head?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Hello Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Imposter! XD

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Hello Fakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:33, archived)
#
,
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 May 2012, 19:13, archived)
# most excellent
woo!
(ms, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:14, archived)
# FACIST MOD EDIT FP SIZE ALTERATION
RIOT! PROTEST! OCCUPY THE INTERNETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
RIP 404EVA IN ARE HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:35, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Riot you say

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:06, archived)
# hahaha!
this is the truth of it!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:42, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:36, archived)
# that is clever..woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
# The job woman's boobs on the table arouse me
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# is it me, or is she a really big fat hamster?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# I don't know, have a look in the mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
# I can't, I keep staring at you and all I can think of is hamsters
it's probably the way you're squeaking
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
# JollyJack in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
# The size of the breast does not represent a feminine charm.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# They do if youre JJ
The bigger the better with that beast!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I'm more of a leg man, really.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
#
breast ＜ leg
:S like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:45, archived)
# that's too much math, math is hard, keep it simple for mens!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Ill take 3!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I'll let the kebab meat suppliers know
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
# bollocktititis
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Didn't you ragequit?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:51, archived)
# Yays Hiraly :D Shampoohat girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:06, archived)
# i've got a position for her!
yiff yiff, grrrrr....

I wonder if there will be a run in with Kat resulting in hilarious consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
# complete with a veritable cornucopia of zany madcap antics
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Let's not forget hijinks~
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
# and struggling to remember what Hiraly's former job actually was
/ChickenHitler blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
# I think it was the vice-chairman of the Gratuitous Archetypal Secretary House; GASH.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Hm, it seems that about 500 issues and many, many years back she was the eyebrow man's boss
The last time she appeared (about 200 issues and a couple of years back) it was in a fanservice lesbo dream with the cat/woman hybrid thing.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Have I missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
# And with that you go back on ignore.
This is just thread wasting shit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:17, archived)
# wtf
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 May 2012, 4:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Palindromedry


technically its a repost, but from about 2003, so I'm hoping it's a fresh and exciting joke for you noobs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
# how does it poo?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:39, archived)
# of it's own accord
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 10 May 2012, 20:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:35, archived)
# now get some kid's toys and make this in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:40, archived)
# If the bronies turn up here I'm blaming you!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:49, archived)
# That won't bring them here.
This might:

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Sometimes I love you man
But not in a internet following everything you do each day which may include a statistical analysis of daily shitting volume and texture thereof type of way.

As that would be mental, lol

1.3 Kg Daily mean, texture: brown, mostly. Font: Unappealing

Edit: This was my 66,666th message. It contained EVIL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
# *monocle*
I'd hate to see that thing at 100%!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 10 May 2012, 20:10, archived)
# *clops*
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Your work of last year!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# B3ta Auction!..... Shit!

48 hours left to donate money to the big cats (they need massive kitty litter trays) and get free art.
More importantly (and best of all) only another day or so of me having to bloody go on about it!
If you've bid, check you haven't been outbid
If you've donated art - look at how much it's going for - and why not bid on someone elses!
If you haven't bid - go on, do it, I promise you you'll be rewarded later in life*
promises have no guarantee and are based solely on cheap attempts to take your money from you.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Angry shit
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Needs more dino rape manga.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Rah!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Aaaarrrrgghhhh
that's it
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Toasty, is there an option to just donate?
Let me know if there is, and I'll happily bog in for a few dollars.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The fourth one actually was fake.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
thats just silly
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Ship of the desert?
:)


Gah, 1am, time for bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Nah it's only ten past four in the afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:12, archived)
# i'm imagining the noise it'd make as it sank
and it's making me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# and now i'm going home
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# 'bye
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
excellent silliness
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# How is everyone enjoying the semi-finals?

Previously...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# i'm loving them
because i'm not fucking watching them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# ^
I thought it was called "The Voice" now, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# that's a completely different pile of wank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I cherish my ignorance of the matter
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# i'm female, which apparently means i need to be told about these shows
by every woman i know that watches them, even when i tell them i'd rather shit out a standard lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# This is the advantage of mostly talking to cats.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# i usually talk to myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I work in an office full of women
Thankfully I have earphones for the morning Made in Essex discussions
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
# i've threatened to kill anyone who talks about any of them
and i don't care how much guests ask, none of those shows will EVER be allowed to appear on my telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Guests aren't allowed to choose TV stations
If they require entertainment, I have chess, cards and a selection of boardgames
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# 'googles' 'cringes'
"It takes a lot of money to look that cheap" - R Chandler
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I am also enjoying them in this manner.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# great, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Also, anyone who is coming to the bash
I made this fluffy CDC for the live auction

As you can see, it's almost as big as a real one:
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# why am i looking at your mallett's mallet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
# :D How childhood was better in the 80's without health and safety
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# late '80's was better
i could get served in pubs by then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Unfortunately it doesn't have a face or a bow tie
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# you're right
we should be grateful for small mercies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# WARNING: HORMONAL FLUCTUATIONS DETECTED. APPLY CHOCOLATE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# 'ponders'
would snorting cocoa powder work?

(Little did he know but, this was the start of his crackolate empire...)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
# possibly
but i've got a montana bar instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# he sold them for crack
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# that's a seriously expensive bow tie
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# That's rather splendid
The missus has a travel pillow that can be arranged such that it forms a lovely CDC...I was going to bring it along to the bash but now I can see I won't have to
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Camels are shit.
Nice legs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
# this
The legs bit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
# ahhaah
I don't watch da telly shows, but I like how Simon Cowell's plastic surgery addiction is making him look more and more like a melted chaffinch.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Neither do I.
This guy actually PAID to look like that?!
Ruining any natural character/expression built over time.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# it's cowell, he never had any
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I suppose with an ego that big he'll see whatever he likes in the mirror.
see also: Piers Morgan
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# I keep meaning to do a wide pic that extrapolates his current mushky and shows what he'll look like in the year 2076
but then i can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
#
(1.618..., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha...can you tag on an extra frame
involving the eagle and david walliams's smug bastard face?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I hate this font


Edit: It was going to be ATONAL WINE but, I was sick of the sight of it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
# what do you want on your cornflakes, darling?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# buckfast
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# you're supposed to say wine :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# I only wine when I'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
# if that's the case, i must be constantly starving
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# it's just a nice simple italic font
DON'T CWWWYYYYYYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I looks like that, but looks can be deceptive.
I gave up looking for the exact one and used Aries italic.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# a quick, dirty and topical picture
(irongibbon shaolin butter finger, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# not being distracted from the burning issues.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The Greeks always had a back-up plan...............
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 10 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha!
standing room!!

Did they use a dromedary for the lone gun swordsman
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
# did it involve an enormous pixellated camel?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
# and coathanger feet?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
# beware of trojans, they're gits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# beware of anims, they're gifs
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# It was Greeks in the Trojan Horse
hence the expression "Beware Greeks bearing gifts!" :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
# No camels, no hummus, just some colourisation.

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
# it's good...did one of my mum from 1940 ish
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
# It's a thankless task because everyone assumes that you just desaturated a colour image to get the before and after
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha...that's one way
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Selecting areas and altering Hue/Noise/Levels or something?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I think Color Balance and Saturation are more likely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
# I was only guessing, I mangle images through Paint.Net.
Interesting tho'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Selecting areas and adding curves adjustment layers
There's probably easier ways but I seem to get better results this way.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Good advice
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Lovely.
Now make it 3D!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
# tada...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Or for those without 3D glasses


Very nice colourising, by the way.
(TheCastrator, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Thanks!
but it's going to take ages to get the whole film in colour!


And then there's the soundtrack to add..!

They really fucked up this time!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Lovely effect
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# that's rather impressive work
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# No this is impressive
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha!
The boy Clarkson?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# shopped only
MODS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Please tell me that's Jeremy Clarkson
If it's not, my humblest apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
# A young JC
is who it is
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# What a fucking milksop!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:39, archived)
# hehe :D
his mum letting him on the sunbeds again..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 10 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Has he died or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# RIP BADLY-KERNED SWEAR, 4EVA IN ARE HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] {insert title here}
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Demonic Eastwood
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Mayor of Camel?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# aythankyew!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I thought this was funny
If only I'd had the time to badly photoshop it and post it above
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
# good, bad, ugly?
Clint Beastwood?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Nice shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
# hehe
because the drugs don't work?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# they just make you horse
and ill know ill stretch your face again
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# now the lyrics finally make sense
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
# hahahaha
I'll have to use these lyrics the next time I grab the G-tarr
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
# He looks a little sinussy


Click for bigger (80 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
# From the Verve to the 80s Matchbox B-Line Disaster
in one little stretch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I remember
my brother used to always make this comment when the verve were ever mentioned:

"Not the ugliest band in the world, but fucking close"
(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] can't believe yer selling camels in THAT coat
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Alright Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# You know what happened to the real Trigger don't you?
Roy Rogers had 'im stuffed!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I didn't know my real father
he died a couple of years before I was born
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# caMel Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:17, archived)

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