(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:31,
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Hahaha good idea
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:22,
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Her Royal Highness approves of the frontpage
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:34,
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Aw bless
She put her best jumper on for the occasion as well
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:35,
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Shortly after this pic she took off the rubber skin to get some air to her lizard face
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:37,
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Someone sent me a link to a picture of that poor bloke who had his face eaten off
:(
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:39,
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anything worth seeing?
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:45,
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*bokes*
depends if you like seeing a man who has a puddle of blood with 2 eyes floating in it instead of a face
Wish I hadn't clicked it
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:46,
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Have you seen the 40 most moving photos everyone is posting everywhere
I'm pretty indifferent to that yet everyone else is in tears
I just seen source pics
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:01,
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Yeh, I thought there were some lovely pics there
and I found some really moving, but they didn't make me blub. I would guess 90% of those self-professed "cryers" had dry eyes throughout.
I just got fed up of reading posts like "omg, I'm crying so much" followed by "me too, I started crying at number 27" then "oh, I started crying at number 22" then "man, number 5 got me"
I WAS CRYING BEFORE I EVEN SAW THE LINK, YOU 'TARDS
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:09,
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You're a cynical old git
Completely unrelated, look what I just saw in my local second hand bookshop window:
I had no idea it was actually a real word
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:11,
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it's 2 words around the rougher areas of liverpool
for example: "if you don't fuck off, i'll kick you right in the hoop, la"
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:31,
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Ah
Not a lot to do with the 'art of unexpected embroidery' then
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:33,
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nobody expects the art of hoopla embroidery
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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not unless someone's unexpectedly embroidering your ringpiece, no
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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how far could someone get before one would notice though?
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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i think that depends on the individual ringpiece
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:49,
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That would be quite unexpected
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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it would add a new level of interest to goatse pics
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:50,
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but how would one go about emptying it?
and can it be re-used?
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:50,
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some sort of tap would be needed
i'd love to discuss this further, but i've now got to take a couple of 3-year-old wannabe locusts to the shop for sweets before they empty the fridge
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:01,
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hahaha "cynical old git" - you got my number :D
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:44,
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:)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:51,
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Think back to Heidi
It's what Peter the goat herder used to shout when he was rounding up the goats. Fuck, why do I remember all the useless shit from my childhood?
(fluckstlicksWhatever you do, do it improperly!,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:24,
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In a world of overblown manipulative bullshit
one cannot be too cynical.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:25,
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Was it the one with a lot of 'then some more military personnel died in a war'?
(macroscian(1 like),
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:00,
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yeah that's it
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:21,
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a nice thick jumber
(Clueless Egg Cunt...of course i'm beach ready!,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:44,
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He seems to have done a pretty good job of it so far
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:44,
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ha ha!
excellent work!
(but shouldn't it be Her Majesty?)
(finnbarhas officially retired,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:50,
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Don't worry, I've informed the authorities and he'll be off to the Tower before sundown
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:54,
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I seem to be feeling very obstreperous today...
To the pub methinks, to celebrate 5 years since my quack told me I could never drink again. I would invite him, but he died of a heart attack 2 years ago at the age of 42.
(finnbarhas officially retired,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:00,
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Probably died of stress, trying to convince people to change their lifestyles
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:10,
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I don't think her madge will mind
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 12:59,
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Madge? MADGE??
Beheading is too good for you. Hanging, drawing and quartering will be the order of the day ;p
(finnbarhas officially retired,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:03,
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I also drew a moustache on the face of Liz on a fiver when I was a kid
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:10,
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Christ
How are you still alive?
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:11,
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I'm a marked man
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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If you read the accompanying story, it would be pretty obvious that I'd put in the asterisks and the words 'Excludes NI'... Obviously that wasn't on the original image, from the dirdct.gov website, but they may as well have put it there themselves.
Oh I'm not a royalist, and I couldn't give a fuck about the olympics either. I just read the story this morning and thought I'd make a statement (on here of all places...) about how our British identity here in N.I is constantly being eroded; not just by our 'own' government at Westminster giving concession after concession to the suit-wearing, politicians-salary-receiving arm of the I.R.A, but also it seems by big business, such as Tesco.
Only a month or two ago I believe there was also a similar story relating to Sainsburys or Asda, and how 'offense' was caused to our largest minority by the displaying of the union flag on some products. Disgusting. How dare we be British in our own country.
I would give the English more credit than that actually, they should know better. Of course given the average American total lack of geographical knowledge of anything outside of "the land of the 'free'", they'd be forgiven for making the mistake, and swiftly corrected.
And if you think the Orange Order causes riots, you've either failed, or chosen not to, understand the situation at all.
I was born in NI in the 70's, live there until 99 and thank fuck I now live in lovely England
Having grown up in NI and seeing the same shit on my doorstep every year I understand the shitty situation very well. Let me put it to you as simply as it actually is: 1- Orange order choose to march through a Catholic area (singing anti catholic songs) 2- Catholics are offended and beat back by police. 3- Orange men retire to their halls for tea and cakes and choose their next area to offend 4- Police are left to deal with a disrupted/angry neighbourhood - hence a riot ensues *repeat every year until sense evolves
Strange. You seem to be siding with the 'Irish' insurgents, implying your support for them and their suit-wearing wing, that I assume you voted for whilst here; but yet you say you moved to the UK mainland to be among 'the brits'..?
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:15,
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You're assumptions are immature, to say the least
I was born a Catholic, but couldn't give a shit for religion, I married an English Protestant and my best friend is protestant from the Shankill road in Belfast. Remove those blinkers and see how beautiful this world is. Oh, and get some new records.
Like I imagine most people would, I fail to see how my pointing out your clearly Irish insurgent sympathies is immature, since every single 'point' you made alludes to just such a viewpoint...
What is actually immature is to think that any of it has anything to do with religion. I doubt many IRA scumbags have even seen the inside of a place of worship, or ever read the Bible.
Also, concerning your first 'point'; just citing Drumcree as an example; the Orange Order had been marching their traditional route there since about 1807. It's only since scores of bitter 'Irish' people chose to move in there and protest against old men walking the streets of their own country that trouble has arisen. It wasn't a 'catholic area'.
It of course draws a parallel with countless Muslims coming to the UK and then protesting armed forces homecoming parades in their own country. Again, disgusting.
Just repeating a phrase from a popular 3D movie. Taken from a scene where one character was bored with engaging with the other. Open your mind and have a nice life.
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:10,
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Hypocrisy... Not if he's right
But that said, both sides are as bad as each other.
Having spent much of my childhood in NI, the overbearing feeling I have is 'Why can't everyone get the fuck over themselves and move on with life?'.
I have very little time for people who are so preoccupied with historical events and rivalries instead of realising that they have one life and should try to make the most of their own, instead of worrying about others.
That's what we the British try to do in our own country day after day, just get on with it.
However it seems every single day of our lives in our part of the UK at least, there are attacks being made, either literally, or simply on our right to be who we are, in this case by Tesco. It's not us that's causing the problems here. So every day through our local media (be it the Belfast Telegraph or BBC Newsline), we're drawn into it, the propaganda war of the Irish insurgency here in the UK rages on, and you'd have to be blind to be lucky enough to avoid it.
The whole 'both sides are as bad as each other' argument just doesn't wash. The British didn't start the war.
I have a bag full of VHS tapes in my loft for some reason
and I have no idea why
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:19,
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I expect
you're going to kindly digitise all of those rare 80s shows and upload them to the web for posterity at some point when you're not tickling big cats, Jahled? :)
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:23,
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Alas
nothing more dramatic than things like Star Wars with loads of shit ITV adverts i'm afraid :(
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:29,
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Unless you have something very obscure on VHS,
then it's usually easier to find a torrent or other digital copy to download (you may need to join a private site to obtain it, though).
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:42,
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This^
a best mate lives in Beijing and to be quite frank, what I can't find online, he generally can, for next to nothing out there. My VHS tapes will be headed for the bin I guess, no reason to keep them
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:55,
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Having said that,
I'm a member of a couple of private torrent sites that specialize in UK TV, and they dig up some amazing rarities sourced from people's personal video collections...some of it the BBC didn't even have a copy of before unearthing these copies (they wiped a lot of archive material up until the '80s).
So it's worth checking what's on them before you junk your video collection.
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:08,
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man old man recorded the enrire live aid concert
i'm pretty sure he still has that on vhs
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 2:49,
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A cursory search indicates that this is already out there,
but as someone who appreciates Star Wars Holiday Special, which only exists in its current form because some people had video recorders in 1978, I'd say it's still worth checking out which is the better-quality version.
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 2:58,
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That's your excuse.
{:-)
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:24,
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I love Repo Man
And this.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 23:59,
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^this
(finnbarhas officially retired,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:06,
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Ta!
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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What a find!
I must find out what that knocking sound is in my boot.
(fluckstlicksWhatever you do, do it improperly!,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 0:01,
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:D
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:05,
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(Ukulele Krisfrom up t'north,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:00,
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Queen Liz(ard).
I'm staying in with a few cans tonight, watching random stuff on telly, probably the punk docus on BBC4 later.
Tomorrow I may go check out the first day of HISCORE 2012, a retro gaming event in Manchester.
Sunday and Monday I'm doing stage assistance work at Eurocultured, a mulit-media street festival.
Tuesday I'll probably lie in bed most of the day.
So, nothing to do with the jubilee whatsoever!
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:06,
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the closest I'll get to a Jubilee is when I stick a quenchy cup in the freezer
fuck er
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:07,
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I may have a curry
I might not
I don't know.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:12,
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I may make a curry
Infact fuck it I will! With lots and lots of garlic to deter the summer kleggs.
(GazelleWasn't here on,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:16,
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all hail the lizard queen
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:20,
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I am going to paint and draw and cry and bleed and shit and piss and eat and drink and puke and choke and die and come back to life and die again and fly with angels and kill devils and play chess with God and lose and swear revenge and destroy Heaven.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 1 Jun 2012, 19:21,
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