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# I just had to get it out of my head, I don't care , it had to be escaped.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Ceiling cat is watching everyone within a twenty mile radius masturbate
Just before I left work today, a colleague was talking about how she'd like a male colleague of ours to come on her face. I'm not normally bothered by that sort of thing, but I feel really disgusted. It was really unpleasant. I think it's because she has yukky table manners, and that's all I can think about when I imagine her doing anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
# People's standards of behaviour very much depend on context.
For all you know she might be very refined and civilised when having her face spunked on. Perhaps she uses a napkin, and cutlery.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
# I dunno, I once saw her eat a pot of yoghurt with her fingers because she couldn't be bothered to get a spoon
I think the imagery is just all merging in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Heh heh heh
probably also in her head while she was eating it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# She sounds like one classy lady
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)
# To be fair, she only used the finger for the last little bit
Most of it she sucked out through a hole she made in the lid. Which took me aback. I mean, is it as disgusting as talking with your mouth full? No, but it's certainly more weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)
# I understand face-spunking in a porn context
but not in a real-life context. That is, like a lot of stuff in porn, it seems more fun to watch than to do.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:38, archived)
# indeed, having someone come on your face while the other diners are enjoying some particularly runny brie and port just isn't proper etiquette
Indeed it could put a chap off his particularly mustard smeared rich spicy pork sausage.

And then she'd probably just reach straight for the napkins without even asking first.

I concur with your assessment, it's just not right, I don't know what the lady was doing at finishing school but clearly it necessitated the use of a snorkel.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:24, archived)
# my level of disgust would have to be based on how hot she was and what kind of mental picture could be formed
however, from your current description she sounds like a right slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:04, archived)
# /faceplam!
this has been in my head ages too



sos, we used to say sos (maybe soz) to mean sorry, far far far less shit in my head
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# that's ok, *patpats*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Wow a parosol wing plane with dual pusher/puller configuration, what on earth is that? It's great.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:29, archived)
# it's a dornier cd2 seastar
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Oh that explains it
must be related to the push-pull Dornier Do 335 Pfeil, which was awesome.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:35, archived)
# This one has the best tail number I've seen :
www.airliners.net/photo/0582111/L/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Is that a Dornier CD2 Seastar?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Pat Pertwee. Best 'Dr Who' EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Shopped pictures only, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# buit he's removed most of the wrinkles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:56, archived)
#
(douggypledger, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# THE 80'S
but which one is the cool one?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:32, archived)
#
Middle
(douggypledger, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# dunno, I'm pondering that he looks like a twat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
# FIT
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Kisses xxx
(douggypledger, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Did Pat not die after all?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# yup
cunt cancer
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 3:50, archived)
# Cats love swimming, if they have the right equipment.
if they have the right equipment.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# So what's actually floating him?
The arm bands or his bizarre dog impression?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# A cat dressing up as a dog
is even more perverted than rabbits and squirrels dressing up as people.

Yiff yiff grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# That sounds like some top notch stuff there
Gimme some. I'm good for 2 k's
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Money up front or no squits
you wait in this dark alleyway, my mate bring the yiff yiff
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Even the giant ones
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:02, archived)
# That gaping wet pussy is huge.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# I seen 1 of these the other day
scary
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Sealink cat
is watching your mast
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# :O

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Heehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
# I'm not fooled by you, welp.
Underneath that cat suit's a gator, I tell ye.
(DickTater is feeling a bit peckish, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] After he scored last night
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:43, archived)
# THE FOOTBALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I NO RITE!
IT'S EVERYWHERE, ALL OF THE TIME!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# I love this.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Six demon bag!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:14, archived)
# It's all in the reflexes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# PEOPLE WHO LIKE SOMETHING I'M NOT THAT FUSSED ABOUT ARE FUCKING CUNTS!
LOL
(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# lol!!
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Lunchpunnery

Today I had a big Greek salad. It was nice, but the big Greek was a bit miffed I'd nicked one of his 5-a-day.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# I think wombats should be MASSIVE bats that, when they fly past, their wings go "WOM".
Not the silly little koala-lite things like what you've got there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:26, archived)
# It's disappointing they don't have wings
but they do do square poos.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Pffft.
"do do".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Dey do do square doo-doos
Don't dey doh?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# 'googling'...
Haha cubic poo, looks like hash.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Talking of square poos, I downloaded Fez last night.
It is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Best Pokemon, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Indeed
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# These are great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:48, archived)
# :D
Wom...wom...wom...wom...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Womball

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote
This week's challenge vote is on the launchpad. Your countdown includes:

* The Judge Dredd movie is on its way, so photoshop Mega-City One's finest

* Louise Mensch has launched an alternative to Twitter. What other celebrities should launch websites, and what would they look like?

* Fuck about with comic covers - See www.b3ta.com/board/10790856

* Animal Art: Everyone loves helicopter cat. Damian Hirst's shark is a modern classic. Show us how all art would be better if it featured an animal.

And here's the vote:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Animal Art for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Anything but another week of headswaps would be dandy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Yes, this.
And animal art has lots of bad pun possibilities.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# STOMM!
Dredd preview just out - HERE, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:43, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# 8D you say?
back in my day we barely had films in 3D
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Dredd please.
Failing that, animal art.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Celebrity websites? Oh goodie.
*votes for something a little less bland*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:51, archived)
# it's as bland or as not bland as you make it
I read it as "take the piss out of celebs by giving them really daft or obscene website tie in ideas"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Mm, I guess it just feels as though we've had the same compo many times before.
Ignore me, I'm being grumpy. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# *titters*
I imagine I'd warm up to it in the week regardless. Inevitable I Love Horses parodies abound.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Oof! Suit yourselves...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:07, archived)
# A week of Dredd would be cool
but one problem is a lack of pics of Urban as Dredd and a bigger lack of pics of Stallone actually wearing the fucking helmet.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# That Stallone costume looks so camp
compared to the new one. I seem to recall they might have had Versace involved in the design...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# yep, he was in charge of the codpiece
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# VOTE FOR COMIC COVERS YOU BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 6:25, archived)
# Have a Dredded pea
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 8:31, archived)
[challenge entry] harrow ! dont be sirry irriots
be eatin moar leaders fashe


(Zoidaroid, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Haha
Took me a mo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Why is he inspecting a tub of Greg Wallace masks?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry]

looked better in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# It did? Because this looks pretty damn awesome to me. :D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Aw, fanks foxy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# This would be fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Ahahah, I love puppet cameron.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Herro!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I maintain
KJU has about the most punchable face I've ever seen. How that little spud made it through university is beyond me.
(DickTater is feeling a bit peckish, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] ALL YOU NEED IS ............


.
DA DA DA DA DAH
(Zoidaroid, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Seventies american cars are awesome.
I loved the original 'Driver' games for this. Although New York was always suspiciously quiet, traffic-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Why thank you.
/worked on Driver PS1 blog
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:09, archived)
# really?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Really.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Cool.
*Seconds 'Driver was an excellent game' sentiment*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# until you come to a corner
then you have to put a letter in the post to the steeringwheel while you sail in your landboat's inertia.

/IS JUST HATIN BLOG

EDIT /NOT TALKING ABOUT DRIVER GAME BLOG
/TALKING ABOUT LANDBOATS BLOG
/I LIKED TO DRIVE THE CAR AROUND AND CRASH INTO THINGS AS IT WAS FUNNNY ON DRIVER BLOG
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)
# :)
With a bit of practice, you could drift around corners, between trees and down alleys with pinpoint precision. Even after crazy overtime working to ship the $%^&ing thing, simply driving around was good fun. Some of the missions, on the other hand, were ridiculous. We told Martin that the first and final missions were completely out to lunch in terms of difficulty, but he wouldn't have any of it....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Yeah, there was one mission in Cuba in the second one that I never finished
it was do damned difficult. Now I come to think of it, I never finished the first one either. I just used to put some David Axelrod or Lalo Schifrin on the stereo and drive around.

I was pretty good at drifting, I could slot the car down some narrow roads barring occasional shunts and broadsides when other traffic got in the way. I think that was the most frustrating thing, but part of the fun as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)
# i don't think i did a single mission
i just used to fuck around, making movies
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I couldn't get out of the fucking car park at the beginning :D
because I'm shit. :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:22, archived)
# It was stupid difficult for a first mission.
But once you knew what to do, it was easy. There were some silly things, like one of the items on the check-list was easy if you reversed full speed then hit the handbrake (or something like that), but nigh-on impossible otherwise.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Great game!
But the last mission was *stupidly* hard. You didn't work on 3 did you? :'(
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# No, I'd left by the time 3 came out.
And very glad I did :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I bought a PS1 just so I could play Driver.
I loved how insanely difficult it was. Think I spent the most time on the movie maker in San Fran. Placing the camera at the bottom of a hill to catch me flying over the top.

Did you work on Driver 2? I remember how much of a revelation it was that the roads had bends.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
# I was around for Driver 2...
but had really moved over to physics coding and PS2. Wasn't keen on going into a 12 month dev cycle after the hell that was shipping Driver.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:41, archived)
# PS1 was awesomely excellent
until, as you said, the final mission with 1200 government cars per second leaping out of side streets at you. I gave up - and I'm a guy who spent 12 months defeating Sephiroth in FF7 because I won't use cheats. I have patience.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:16, archived)
# It was set in the same universe as Cars and 28 Days Later simultaneously
in which only cars inhabit the land, but nearly all of them are dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
# There were pedestrians though.
If you tried to run them over, they always jumped out of the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)
# shurely that should be Rife
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Complete TJ but does anybody know if The Magic Of Chutney is still around? Or if not if there's anywhere else he might be contacted?
Have a question to ask him which concerns actual work! *fears*

EDIt It's OK I've got off my fat behind and checked up his profile and sent a couple of messages.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)
# badges I have made

(Zoidaroid, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# That's nice dear.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Is this a badge designed to be visible
from space?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Make it bigger.
The Hubble telescope can't quite make it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I fucking love that.
You, sir, are a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:41, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Okey-dokey, chief.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# I like the way you've made this bigger than your original pic.
Lovely badge novelty table-top there.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:50, archived)
# how apt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Hey Toats!
You seen the teaser trailer for Dredd?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)
# yeah, complained about it around 7am :D
don't like the look of the comic book FX.
The normal footage looks great, but I'm a little concerned that it'll be like a Zack Snyder film whenever the slo-mo drugs are used.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)
# All happens too fast for me. I've watched it a dozen times and can't work out what's what.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:22, archived)
# I wish they had proper futuristic looking vehicles
instead of crappy looking vans and trucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# apparently that's quite brief at the start
so you've got the rest of the film to get over it
It does look a bit robocop though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# The irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Everything I've seen so far...
...is gearing me up for MASSIVE DISAPPOINTMENT, just like last time.

I don't like the look of the uniforms, the vehicles or the Lawgiver. The limited amount of marketing makes me worry about the production itself and I'm not sure I'm all that keen on the cast or the story.

Why can't thay just do it, y'know, like, good for a change, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# I like the uniform and the Lawgiver.
It's a bit like when different artists draw the strip, some of them emphasise the knee / elbow pads, Colin McNeil and Mike McMahon used to draw MAHOOSIVE kneepads, but in the original Ezquerra strips they weren't that big. (I'm just reading volume 1 of the collected stories, see).

The lawmaster shown in pre-production stills looks shit, mind and I don't like how they've used contemporary vehicles for the chase at the start. Still, it's been made on a much smaller budget than a Hollywood movie, so I'm prepared to overlook that if they get the characters right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:49, archived)
# A distinct lack of money has caused most of the shortfalls you mention.
As for their marketing - I don't think they have any budget left to sell the film, so they're relying on fans to hype themselves, (and others), over every occasional photo/tidbit which does see the light of day.
And the trailer was probably delayed to avoid it getting lost in a very comic book flavoured Summer and/or because it shares a similar premise to 'The Raid'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# badges...we don't need no steenkin badges
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:55, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent Dubster

perfect observational movement caricature
(Zoidaroid, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)
# with his two new Diddymen
Diddy Pay and Diddy 'ell
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] So it's goodnight from our Ever-Victorious, Iron-Willed Commander,
and it's goodnight from him.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:52, archived)
# I rove the two Lonnies
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Donegan and...?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I've never heard Ronnie Corbett called THAT before
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
# To his friends
he's simply "Shining Star of Paektu Mountain"
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Ronnie Corbett always reminds me a little bit of my grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:43, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Cannae wait
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Nice shoppage Boab!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:44, archived)
# cheers Ninj
I'm usually pish at the shoppage bit but I was quite proud of that one. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:05, archived)
# In the new independant Scotsland
men won't be doing the shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:41, archived)
# hello Boab ......I went to Scotchland once
nearly broke my neck on the greasy pavements.

( residue of the thousands of leaking al fresco scotch pie juice)

(Zoidaroid, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# steady
thanks again for your pics guvnor - they're circulating widely and in the Edinburgh Fringe programme. There's one on the poster too:
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Fringetastic Boab
Have a great time .
(Zoidaroid, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
# haha
looks like Michael Douglas
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:40, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] BAE DUN PO IL
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Supreme Scout!
Nice one, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Cheers matey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# "There is nothing more important than little embroidered patches"
Nice work, I appreciate the determination in that pun :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# I had to do it in caps...
...or it looked like Bae Dun Po 2nd :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Extreme punnage there
I had an office wince ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Fah-king su pah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Haha noice. Author of 'Informing on Dissidents for Boys'.
I think we should name a town Powell-Powell, so it can be twinned with Baden-Baden.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:17, archived)
# dib dib dib
woo woo woo
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Has he got his Tyranny Badge?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Yes!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
y
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:14, archived)
# scouting for boys
(Zoidaroid, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:24, archived)
# *checks to see that the L has been replaced by an R*
Yep.

Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahahah
Expression fits perfect sir!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Oh good,
some casual racial profiling.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Good job I didn't make any reference to the Ribelator
or tereporting then. Or Olac.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Based On A True Story


gawker.com/5918511/man-combats-slug-problem-with-salt-gauntlet-may-be-inadvertantly-breeding-race-of-super+slugs
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:25, archived)
# pffft

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Nice threads!
Natty togs!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Are those the original On the Buses uniforms?
They look a bit nazi...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Arf!
And repost excuse:

jelly.b3ta.com/links/808201
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
From the dining room to the living room. That's just abuse of the teleport.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)
# ahahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Good morning everyone!
Happy Whensday, and don't forget - it's half way to the weekend!

May your balloon be bouyant today.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Ning!
I am buoyant, mostly 'cos of trapped gas.

*parp!*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:38, archived)
# \o/
yays :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Rah!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Hey lil fella!
You look adoooorable ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Attila the Bun

Rehashed bun puns
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:21, archived)
# he looks feisty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:35, archived)
# He's full of vim and vigor
and chocolate chips :P
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:44, archived)
# i prefer my buns without moustaches
but i like this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:47, archived)
# He looks like he's about to bap someone on the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:59, archived)
# grrr!
not about to call him cupcake :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Morning!

All rise for her majesty

[mod edit - click for more nsfw version]
(moistness, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:39, archived)
# MOAR OIL!
(1.618..., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:57, archived)
# GIBBONTITS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:01, archived)
# heh yeh
That's probably NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:03, archived)
# woyalty? william? wepublicans?
(1.618..., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Link it you fucking prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Oh be nice
If its good enough for the BBC and the National Portrait Gallery etc...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17608425
(moistness, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:42, archived)
# HAHAHAAHAHAHAA
STICK TO EM MOISTY
(1.618..., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha :D
mod edit hasn't hit your version either rofl

www.b3ta.com/board/10792139
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# To be honest if that's not safe for work with a big censor bar across the middle
then Wobbly Bloke's girls taking off bikini GIFs down below are also not safe for work, especially given that they have no censor bars. Frankly so are any pictures of scantily clad women.

Of course, if the censor bar wasn't there when he first posted this my point is moot and it would, indeed, be NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)
# oh he's still posting that shit? lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Yes
Also, to clarify my position, I also think that the whole of B3ta is NSFW and any boss would be justified in being quite upset that you were on it during worktime - which many of us obviously are. But if we focus on things that "could look like porn from a distance" then girls taking their bikini tops off probably passes as that at least as much as the Queen with her knockers out.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# ^ & eye of the beholder, mayhaps
atomic's wakeboarding cock boys were left well alone?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:03, archived)
# haha
yes, much of b3ta is nsfw. i think the common view is probably that if it's a cartoon it's not porn, although i don't believe anyone who runs b3ta can have failed to see a distressing amount of cartoon porn online

definitely eye of the beholder, really. i take the view that tits and cocks are porn, and i've had this picture called both nsfw and totally sfw: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/43351/1174580664.jpg

in hindsight, probably nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)
# the general rule is if it looks like real human nudity or sex then it should be linked/thumbnailed
so people who want to look can and those who don't, don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)
# YOU DONT BLONG HERE
(1.618..., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# The censor bar wasn't there when I posted my response, hence the vitriol.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:32, archived)
# In which case my point was moot and I retract my statement
As you were

:)


Edit: just saw the mod edit, somehow I missed it at first.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:45, archived)
# I
have now risen...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Wow!
Helen Mirren has gone downhill in a hurry.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:13, archived)

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