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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:27, archived)
# Hahaha he looks pretty pissed off to be there.
Also that does look like a giant taco or a popadom in front of him there.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:31, archived)
# wedge of cheese
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:37, archived)
# I don't know rory
If I offered you that and you said, what's that? what answer would you rather hear:
a) it's some kind of crispy fried bread or
b) it's some kind of cheeeese eat it it's lovely lol
Be honest now.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:45, archived)
# ......
both?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:34, archived)
#
c)massive drugs
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Bugger!
We have only just filled all the seats from the last one!
* six additions added this morning


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*Ning real
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:11, archived)
# best crowd ever
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:34, archived)
# ning wb!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:42, archived)
# Excellent!

*clicks*
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:10, archived)
# Only a few spaces let now...
They may be the corporate ones for Rob and his team of Internet cunts?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:13, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:20, archived)
# I like this for it contains many things of goodness
and a toy
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Ceiling cat is genius sir!
Lots of clicks!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:51, archived)
# hahahaha
*cleek*
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:24, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:58, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Haha + click = what I did
It's been a while since the last really good scarface 'shop
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:46, archived)
# thank you guys
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Winner...of the most Scarface shops in the Universe. :D
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:24, archived)
# I have become an alien in a foreign land.



The Gayshift lives
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 4:54, archived)
# Keep taking the tablets
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:04, archived)
# Keep on keeping on.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:26, archived)
# God's Glowing Piss
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:25, archived)
# God's Piss was boiling that day!
Hot boiling God Piss!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:28, archived)
# shake them hips
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:28, archived)
# He could definitely spin a hula-hoop
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:43, archived)
# !!!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:28, archived)
# Nice!!!!!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Gayshift will never die.
Unless b3ta does, but I'm not into self-fulfilling prophecies.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:20, archived)
# Hear Hear!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:07, archived)
# weeeee
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:21, archived)
# You are the chosen one! Great shadow detail!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast
for the compo?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:02, archived)
# PEA? in a new thread?
The nazis will have you for this!

In other news.... I can't get to sleep as where my toenail used to be keeps catching the duvet and it hurts.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:06, archived)
# Ugh.
Put a band aid on it and shut up :)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:14, archived)
# your horrible
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 3:00, archived)
# At least I am not a very terrible wank guy.
Or very terrible poop guy.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 4:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:47, archived)
# ha ha! the teeth!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Beach VolleyFUCK
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)
# SHPORTFUCK!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:54, archived)
# The Dutch Inventor Mediocre?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)
# On the horizon - is that the wicker man on a lilo?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Ahahah, it's his boat.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:53, archived)
# \o/ haha!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:57, archived)
# I've missed you Mu :(
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I haven't been anywhere.

You're the one who went awol.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:57, archived)
# I know.
Which is why I have missed you rather than you missing me :(
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Castaway: The Good Version
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# very good incorporation
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Still would.
Very much so!

Who is she?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Lana Jurcevic
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:00, archived)
# Did you have to show us a video with dudes bare asses? What were you thinking?!!!!!!!!!!
Post on links. They enjoy that type of entertainment ass.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 3:11, archived)
# You are very terrible poop guy.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 4:11, archived)
# I just sat down to watch the boxing from yesterday


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THANKS BBC! 3 hours of HD you're on the wrong channel card!
fuckers...
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:05, archived)
# nobody won.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:29, archived)
# I've flashed back to that Coogan routine.....
in 1981 no one died....
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:40, archived)
# Stay off my beach ol' chum(p).
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:35, archived)
# I done did make a drag-queen..

..out of fimo and glitter. Hurrah! It even has a little willy. It's all a little lumpy.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Cor, s/he's lumpier than one of Clay's stewardesses.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Mummy?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
# that explains a lot.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Why?
I mean, I like it.
But I just can't help wondering "wtf - why has this person made a model of a post-op Homer Simpson after a month at a fat-farm?"
It also looks a lot like one of danielgoodm's strange characters - this is not a criticism, just an observation.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:08, archived)
# My girlfriend commented that she'd like a pet pocket drag queen when
we were at pride and I like to make things. Monstrous things. I think this is a better reason than me building a small army of dolls to fill my flat.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Oh. Of course. Pet pocket drag queens. Well that makes it all perfectly understandable, then.
No. Wait. What?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)
# It all seemed quite normal.
To me.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Squee! I am 1/2 days from my 10 year b3tabirthday.
It would probably count for more had I posted much in the last five years.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# "woo, yay and hoopla"
or whatever you old timers used to say.
Happy candles you festering twat, as I'm sure the current argot would have it.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Your girlfriend has a massive pocket!
Fnar Fnar!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Lady-pocket.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Fred's let himself go a bit :D
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# He's rocking his
new shoes, though.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# mmm fruit pastilles...
think he'd have to get Barney to drive!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# I like this....
But did anyone else CFB just to nose at what is on the shelf?

I noticed a lot of ladyboy porn in the old DVDs there....

In other news, I am currently chewing on a toenail that just fell off after randomly turning black, I think I may have the aids.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)
# I was curious if anyone would, I certain would have. Of course I can just
turn around and manual zoom on my shelf (by moving). I like to show off my ladyboy porn.

I am unhappy about your toenail.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:25, archived)
# It's pretty chewie.. I thought it would be like a pork scratching.
The manual zoom feature of the head is amazing technology.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)
# I dunno about the ladyboy but good job on that remote control
It looks almost realistic
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:23, archived)
# The plastic sofa isn't
very comfortable.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:25, archived)
# verrah good!
may I recommend you to this: b3ta Build Stuff creative challenge. Making anything for your b3ta 10th?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Wonderful idea! I hope this gets approved. :D
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Guffaw!
*click*
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Pink whistle
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# That's not a whistle
but don't stop blowing.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# I wonder if it's bad that I could already see this.
You mean some people DON'T see this?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Do you also see dead people?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Yeah, they all look like deformed magenta knobs.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:47, archived)
# stumpy.
*click
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# haha
I once quite innocently started to (attempt to) draw peppa pig for my daughter's entertainment.
I'd got about as far as the pic on the right when her mum said something along the lines of 'wtf are you doing?'
Needless to say, once I had finished the picture, I had the last laugh. Now fuck off.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Who needs QOTW, eh?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Ah, now then.
Your posts seem to be becoming increasingly sarcastic.
No wonder everyone has left.
I think you killed b3ta. Pleased with yourself?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:25, archived)
# It was self-defence
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I prefer Eric Carle's version.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# He's just a freak on a leash
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
PUBLISH THIS
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# can't wait
to see him tackle a coconut
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# WOO!..... and in other news...
I've been out all day and left CS6 open,
This happened when I got back.


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(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)
# heheh
Only about 35 to go!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Yar, It's coming along well.
Soon she'll be a full boat.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
# YOU! counted those seats!
Now thats OCD!
you made me count them too!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
# That's amazing, the software literally operates itself!
I was out all day with the felines, and even the normally secretive and elusive Pavesh made an appearance:


^CFB
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# You need to sort out your garden.
Things are pretty wild there.
(woo)
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
# That guy is a little rough
I would not want him in my garden, he's a different ball game to our numerous placid ladies
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# He does look grumpy...
Did he eat your camera after?

Thank god for wifi enabled SD cards.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Lacking on my 1Dx mate ;)
Two CF slots FTW
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Jesus!
Did you have to wait for him to shit it out?

That lens must have hurt coming out!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I just googled that camera.
SIX GRAND?

I got a free one on my iphone!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:46, archived)
# It's great fun :)

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:12, archived)
# I do like that.
I'd love a digital SLR but I just can't justify it for everyday pictures of my daughter.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:17, archived)
# You don't need anywhere near the gear i've got
My mate has a little daughter and shoots daily life with a 7D and the £80 50 1.8 I told him to go and buy, and grabs lovely photos of her :)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:26, archived)
# ^ this!
I wouldn't mind blowing £100 on it as a toy....

I'm going to nose on ebay now! thanks.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:59, archived)
# I've just bought this lens, the "nifty fifty" and I can strongly recommend it.
Can't say I've bought a 1Dx recently, Jahled! *grumbles*
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:20, archived)
# How did you take a photograph of your camera?
You can't have used your camera to take the photograph because the camera is in the photograph.... *mind asplodes*
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:41, archived)
# Another incredible shot, Jahled.
*click*
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Hardly fair.
If I started posting pics of the most interesting invoice I'd seen at work today I'm pretty sure someone, somewhere, would have a fucking problem with it.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# I hate you for just mentioning the idea of it.
Post one so I can justify the hate whilst in an angry pub conversation about interweb forums.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:31, archived)
#
;)
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Get the lead, dear
The ottoman needs to go walkies
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Fuck that.
Get the hammer.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# That's my stool
credits please
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:14, archived)
# was that yours?! i did FUCK about with it a fair bit :D
after much searching back i remember, also that they were originally visible on /board at the same time.









(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:43, archived)
# *click*
munch
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)
# ^ Fork 'andles!
And another fork 'andles!

Happy 8 B3tadays!

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
# All appears to be candles with you
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# I loves 'em, me!
Waxy, waxy, heaty, dripping CANDLES!!!! *tweaks nips*
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# yay! candles :D
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Not so much a caterpillar
as a slug.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Ooof!
Bravo, Sir.......Bravo....
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# *SPANG*
*claps*
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:42, archived)
# Haaa.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# COR!!
noms :D
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:19, archived)
# hahahah
nice work :-)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Aces.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:36, archived)
# This is very much full of WIN!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:08, archived)
# New magazine for the Queen's Jubillee
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:16, archived)
# I bet the British army would have found this dead useful if they'd had it in the 18th century
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# i'm holding out for a bit of Tonga
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Was disappointed to find that the BBC didn't show any windsurfing today, so I tried to imagine how it might have looked.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Hahaha
b3ta's drowning?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Not drowning
They're all having a great time splashing about. Look at their happy faces!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)
# The Death Star looks like it's having a thoroughly lovely time having a day off from planet killing
bless it, the big fluffy
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:58, archived)
# It had a 99 with strawberry sauce afterwards
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)
# I bet it did
I can just picture it sat in a deck chair slurping that up
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
# And getting a melty mess all inside its crater...
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:17, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:58, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Haha - everyone's invited
Much love
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)
# fake. no bridge
:D
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# so they're not all on /board then?
:D
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Oof
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# I was half expecting Brian to shout "DIVE!"
And everyone else vanish underwater
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Bernard trying to inflate his profits
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] WELL THERE BOTH DEAD NOW SO FUCK EM
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)
#


(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# HaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 3:14, archived)
# Hahaha
makes me laugh every time.
He's going, "wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn, wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn, wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn, wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn, wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn"
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:28, archived)
# Crank dat bird
Partridge: "depending on your point of view, he is either responsible for the biggest ornithological genocide of recent times, or he is the greatest farmyard-to-table strategist of the last 100 years"
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
# turkey ham
I cannot forgive

turkey ham.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# It's like when they squash vegetable protein into sausages
Veggie-sossies and veggie-burgers... I think there's some kind of denial going on there...
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# veggie burgers etc
I said to a female omnivore, "Those meat shaped tofu things are the food equivalent of a dildo" and she replied, "Not really. A dildo can actually provide a limited amount of satisfaction."
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Burgers and sausages are mashed and shaped protein
not sure how the source of the protein constitutes any sort of denial...
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:11, archived)
# Apparently, the idea was put forward of genetically modified turkey, with a third leg up front to allow a bigger breast.
If this is indeed true (or possible), it's truly monstrous and I won't stand for it.

How else am I going to get rid of all these tiny zimmer frames?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)
# This makes me think of a yellow turkey with "Trotters Independent Traders" written on the side
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:25, archived)
# This reminds me. Accidentally killed a sparrow today :(
/Hull
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:53, archived)
# This kind of behaviour
lead to the "incident";

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Giddyup, grandma!!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:49, archived)
# such a magnificent horse
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:00, archived)
# In a world where David Icke had had his mental breakdown whilst reading Your Horse magazine
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:01, archived)
# What is he up to these days?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)
# probably wanking whilst looking at his big piles of cash
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:48, archived)
# The dream of every conspiracy theorist
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:27, archived)
# and raping lizards.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:27, archived)
# I like big tails and I cannot lie
all you other geckos can't deny
When a chameleon walks in with a big tail and an itty bitty waist
and a round tongue in your face
you get sprung ...
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Her Maj loves being ridden
so I've heard
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Brucie bonus
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)
# ah,
it wasn't just me seeing things then...
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)
# a fleeting visit from a ghostly newb
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)
# So that happened?
Ah good. I thought I was hearing voices again.

Or seeing them, rather.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)
# I'm gonna be tortured now if he doesn't have another attempt at uploading his pic
I'll have barbed dreams about Bruce Forsyth giving Bruce Willis an unexpected pay-rise...
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I did once have a dream where Bruce Forsyth snapped and killed a load of people.
That... was a dream, right? That didn't actually happen?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:54, archived)
#
dream premonition :O
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Oh shit! D:
I can see it now. He hisses "good game" in your ear before he slashes your gregory.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# "Nice to stab you, to stab you..."
"Ni-aaaaaarrrrgh!!"
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:23, archived)
# "Knife to see you" :D
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)
# "Didn't they die well?"
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:41, archived)
# I modded it
it didn't seem to be getting fixed. POLICE STATE.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:32, archived)
# omg! b3ta is dying like a dying grandson on a telethon
A GRANDSON!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:28, archived)
# haha nicely done
although technically shouldn't it be camilla?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)
# o_O
I cannot unsee the Queen in bondage gear!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)
# 'ello 'der mon
am de queen gettin' in touch wid 'er roots?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Eeeeek!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
#


MODEDIT: Image resized as it was very big.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Gull-ivers travails?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:42, archived)
# you are stereotyping a whole group as great
Some Jewish people are great. Some are rotters. Some are all the bits in-between.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Homophobe.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Nazi seagulls at 4am. Basterds.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:50, archived)
# As were Altern-8
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Inspiring
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# arf, and, just to avoid any mis-understanding...
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Pfft
Why the long face??
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
splendid.

i've been within 10 feet of her on a number of occasions.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha, very good :D
Also, I have a couple of fantastic jumpers
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)
#
partly inspired by the great Tommy Cooper...

"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"

.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha! :D
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Ahahaha :)
There's something ever so pleasing about Tommy Cooper/Morecambe and Wise/Les Dawson gags...
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:37, archived)
# I'll think you'll find

That's a Tim Vine joke

It was accidentally credited to Tommy
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] We was robbed

The big lad reminds me of the Tunnocks boy.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
# You're about 6 weeks too late for this joke
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:06, archived)
# she wouldn't let it lie
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)
# moggy, the internet cancer that killed b3ta
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:09, archived)
# There's life in the old dog yet
Pity about the cat, mind
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Can't wait
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# This is the best thing ever
… and not just because there's an upskirt. Although that might have affected my judgement.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)
# I visited the Tunnocks factory and met Tommy Tunnock
it was ace but disappointingly he didn't look anything like that
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Mrs. H's cousin had a wedding cake in the style of Tunnocks tea cakes.
Tragically it was just boring old cake inside - I was looking forward to an enormous slice of Tunnocks.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:06, archived)
# What even are Tunnocks?
I've never heard of them before now
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Old-school noms
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:08, archived)
# ^ THIS
is making me want some.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Snowballs ftw!
*legs it*
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Ugh.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:58, archived)
# WHAT !!!!!!!!!!
you've just opened a whole new food group
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:22, archived)
# POIDH
I think someone did this on Pimp My Snack *goes off to check*

EDIT: Pimp THAT Snack www.pimpthatsnack.com/project/311/2
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:26, archived)
# I checked for pics but I never Facebooked any so can't acccess them from this computer.
Shall try and rectify when I get back home.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# cheers !
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:38, archived)
# *puff* *pant* here we go.


Sorry. Been a long day.

EDIT Ah is it still on the board? Ach well I hope folk will forgive me for the added 55kb.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)
# woah!!
impressive :D
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Is he still a little boy?
Trapped inside an ageing man's body?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Mmm
a foil-wrapped bounty... well, not a Bounty, oh you know what I mean...
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] New Chinese swimsuit design raises questions with IOC


Yes I know Yamaha is a Japanese brand but I couldn't find any Chinese outboard motors.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# "Disturbing"
:D
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
# hehehehe
I wouldn't want 'two-stroke' her
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha
XD
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Japanese Chinese they all look the same
I'm talking about outboard motors obviously.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Though they are similar, Japan and China are different. Entirely different.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Though they are similar they are entirely different
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:57, archived)
# yeah,
there are some quite normal Chinese people
0_o
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:57, archived)
#
The sun just broke the horizon, but your day began hours ago—the second you started your trusty Yamaha Portable. Maybe you’re skimming the marsh in a jon boat during duck season, pushing a sailboat ‘til the wind kicks up or hopping to the cuddy on a tender. Wherever the day takes you, these nimble, lightweight, efficient portables are up for the ride. Available in a range of horsepower from 20 all the way down to 2.5, these 1- or 2-cylinder dynamos provide big performance in streamlined designs.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Insanity!
Next you'll be telling us there's a difference between America and Canada!
WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:19, archived)
# calm down.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:21, archived)
#


See you in a week!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I suspect this charcter here has ran out of yorkshire tea
Jeeze, just go to the supermarket, get a box, problem solved.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Ah the olympics
whenever someone who isn't american beats americans at swimming

why is it always SHES ON DRUGS

always.

poor america, just can't be fucking beat under any circumstances can it, really ruins the TV movie when that happens.

Don't worry little america, you still have huge nuclear penis! yay
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)
#

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Are those eyebrows or shades?
Cos in the last frame they look like shades.
Despite all the confusion I still clicked it.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
# They have been called many things.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Weetabix
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Thrust Vector Control Surfaces
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
# solar panels, surely
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Keith and Norbert
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Sex with rabbits cure myopia in penguins,
now it's official.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
# I wonder if I should do another episode of "inconsequential art" a series that bares no resemblance to any other series on b3ta by any artist who may go under a nickname that implies his humorous state
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:21, archived)
# die in a fire.
(the name is ironic)

:D
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:29, archived)
# But but.. what about their trip to japan that will have no likelyhood of disasterous consequences
And it's only ironic if you're an american :p
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Textbook error:
you forgot to log into your Insect Child account before posting there.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:31, archived)
# ............................heh heh :D
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:33, archived)
# HA HA!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:39, archived)
# rancid robot ear wax
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Guns!!!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)

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