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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:27,
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Hahaha he looks pretty pissed off to be there.
Also that does look like a giant taco or a popadom in front of him there.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:31,
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wedge of cheese
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:37,
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I don't know rory
If I offered you that and you said, what's that? what answer would you rather hear: a) it's some kind of crispy fried bread or b) it's some kind of cheeeese eat it it's lovely lol Be honest now.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:45,
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......
both?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:34,
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c)massive drugs
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Shlvng ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:59,
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Bugger!
We have only just filled all the seats from the last one!* six additions added this morning Click for bigger (206 kb) *Ning real
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:11,
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best crowd ever
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:34,
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ning wb!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:42,
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Excellent!
*clicks*
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:10,
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Only a few spaces let now...
They may be the corporate ones for Rob and his team of Internet cunts?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:13,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:20,
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I like this for it contains many things of goodness
and a toy
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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Ceiling cat is genius sir!
Lots of clicks!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:51,
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hahahaha
*cleek*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:24,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:15,
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hahahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:58,
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haha
excellent
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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Haha + click = what I did
It's been a while since the last really good scarface 'shop
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:46,
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thank you guys
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:13,
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Winner...of the most Scarface shops in the Universe. :D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:24,
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I have become an alien in a foreign land.
The Gayshift lives
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 4:54,
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Keep taking the tablets
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:04,
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Keep on keeping on.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:10,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:26,
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God's Glowing Piss
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:25,
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God's Piss was boiling that day!
Hot boiling God Piss!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:28,
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shake them hips
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:28,
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He could definitely spin a hula-hoop
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:29,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:43,
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!!!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:28,
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Nice!!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:05,
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Gayshift will never die.
Unless b3ta does, but I'm not into self-fulfilling prophecies.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:20,
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Hear Hear!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:07,
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weeeee
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cheebatv ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:21,
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You are the chosen one! Great shadow detail!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:58,
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pearoast
for the compo?
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s-drop take it to the bridge ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:02,
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PEA? in a new thread?
The nazis will have you for this! In other news.... I can't get to sleep as where my toenail used to be keeps catching the duvet and it hurts.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:06,
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Ugh.
Put a band aid on it and shut up :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:14,
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your horrible
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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 3:00,
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At least I am not a very terrible wank guy.
Or very terrible poop guy.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 4:09,
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Fly Projector ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:47,
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ha ha! the teeth!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 3:01,
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:24,
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Beach VolleyFUCK
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:38,
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SHPORTFUCK!
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:54,
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The Dutch Inventor Mediocre?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:43,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:48,
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On the horizon - is that the wicker man on a lilo?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:50,
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Ahahah, it's his boat.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:53,
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\o/ haha!
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:57,
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I've missed you Mu :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:55,
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I haven't been anywhere.
You're the one who went awol.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:57,
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I know.
Which is why I have missed you rather than you missing me :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:10,
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Castaway: The Good Version
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:51,
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very good incorporation
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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:56,
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Still would.
Very much so! Who is she?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:04,
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Lana Jurcevic
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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:00,
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Did you have to show us a video with dudes bare asses? What were you thinking?!!!!!!!!!!
Post on links. They enjoy that type of entertainment ass.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 3:11,
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You are very terrible poop guy.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 4:11,
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I just sat down to watch the boxing from yesterday
Click for bigger (102 kb) THANKS BBC! 3 hours of HD you're on the wrong channel card!fuckers...
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:05,
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nobody won.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:29,
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I've flashed back to that Coogan routine.....
in 1981 no one died....
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:40,
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Stay off my beach ol' chum(p).
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:35,
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I done did make a drag-queen..
..out of fimo and glitter. Hurrah! It even has a little willy. It's all a little lumpy.
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stevierar ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:03,
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Cor, s/he's lumpier than one of Clay's stewardesses.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:06,
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Mummy?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:07,
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that explains a lot.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:25,
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Why?
I mean, I like it. But I just can't help wondering "wtf - why has this person made a model of a post-op Homer Simpson after a month at a fat-farm?" It also looks a lot like one of danielgoodm's strange characters - this is not a criticism, just an observation.
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:08,
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My girlfriend commented that she'd like a pet pocket drag queen when
we were at pride and I like to make things. Monstrous things. I think this is a better reason than me building a small army of dolls to fill my flat.
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stevierar ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:09,
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Oh. Of course. Pet pocket drag queens. Well that makes it all perfectly understandable, then.
No. Wait. What?
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:13,
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It all seemed quite normal.
To me.
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stevierar ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:15,
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Squee! I am 1/2 days from my 10 year b3tabirthday.
It would probably count for more had I posted much in the last five years.
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stevierar ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17,
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"woo, yay and hoopla"
or whatever you old timers used to say. Happy candles you festering twat, as I'm sure the current argot would have it.
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:23,
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Your girlfriend has a massive pocket!
Fnar Fnar!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17,
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Lady-pocket.
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stevierar ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:18,
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Fred's let himself go a bit :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17,
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He's rocking his
new shoes, though.
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stevierar ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:18,
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mmm fruit pastilles...
think he'd have to get Barney to drive!
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:24,
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I like this....
But did anyone else CFB just to nose at what is on the shelf? I noticed a lot of ladyboy porn in the old DVDs there.... In other news, I am currently chewing on a toenail that just fell off after randomly turning black, I think I may have the aids.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:23,
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I was curious if anyone would, I certain would have. Of course I can just
turn around and manual zoom on my shelf (by moving). I like to show off my ladyboy porn. I am unhappy about your toenail.
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stevierar ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:25,
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It's pretty chewie.. I thought it would be like a pork scratching.
The manual zoom feature of the head is amazing technology.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:28,
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I dunno about the ladyboy but good job on that remote control
It looks almost realistic
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Tagnut loves pies ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:23,
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The plastic sofa isn't
very comfortable.
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stevierar ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:25,
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verrah good!
may I recommend you to this : b3ta Build Stuff creative challenge. Making anything for your b3ta 10th?
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:51,
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Wonderful idea! I hope this gets approved. :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:05,
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Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it
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Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:45,
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Guffaw!
*click*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:46,
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Pink whistle
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:48,
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That's not a whistle
but don't stop blowing.
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Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:48,
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I wonder if it's bad that I could already see this.
You mean some people DON'T see this?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:49,
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Do you also see dead people?
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Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:49,
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Yeah, they all look like deformed magenta knobs.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:47,
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stumpy.
*click
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:51,
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haha
I once quite innocently started to (attempt to) draw peppa pig for my daughter's entertainment. I'd got about as far as the pic on the right when her mum said something along the lines of 'wtf are you doing?' Needless to say, once I had finished the picture, I had the last laugh. Now fuck off.
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:11,
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Who needs QOTW, eh?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:23,
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Ah, now then.
Your posts seem to be becoming increasingly sarcastic. No wonder everyone has left. I think you killed b3ta. Pleased with yourself?
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:25,
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It was self-defence
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:44,
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I prefer Eric Carle's version.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:26,
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He's just a freak on a leash
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Paul_P ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:28,
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Hahahaha!
PUBLISH THIS
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:28,
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can't wait
to see him tackle a coconut
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MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:32,
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Haha
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:46,
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WOO!..... and in other news...
I've been out all day and left CS6 open, This happened when I got back.Click for bigger (170 kb)
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:33,
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heheh
Only about 35 to go!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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Yar, It's coming along well.
Soon she'll be a full boat.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:37,
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YOU! counted those seats!
Now thats OCD!you made me count them too!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:37,
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That's amazing, the software literally operates itself!
I was out all day with the felines, and even the normally secretive and elusive Pavesh made an appearance:^CFB
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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You need to sort out your garden.
Things are pretty wild there. (woo)
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:42,
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That guy is a little rough
I would not want him in my garden, he's a different ball game to our numerous placid ladies
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:50,
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He does look grumpy...
Did he eat your camera after? Thank god for wifi enabled SD cards.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:52,
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Lacking on my 1Dx mate ;)
Two CF slots FTW
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:05,
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Jesus!
Did you have to wait for him to shit it out? That lens must have hurt coming out!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:21,
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I just googled that camera.
SIX GRAND? I got a free one on my iphone!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:46,
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It's great fun :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:12,
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I do like that.
I'd love a digital SLR but I just can't justify it for everyday pictures of my daughter.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:17,
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You don't need anywhere near the gear i've got
My mate has a little daughter and shoots daily life with a 7D and the £80 50 1.8 I told him to go and buy, and grabs lovely photos of her :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:26,
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^ this!
I wouldn't mind blowing £100 on it as a toy.... I'm going to nose on ebay now! thanks.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:59,
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I've just bought this lens, the "nifty fifty" and I can strongly recommend it.
Can't say I've bought a 1Dx recently, Jahled! *grumbles*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:20,
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How did you take a photograph of your camera?
You can't have used your camera to take the photograph because the camera is in the photograph.... *mind asplodes*
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Purple Martin is board sigless ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:41,
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Another incredible shot, Jahled.
*click*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:56,
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Hardly fair.
If I started posting pics of the most interesting invoice I'd seen at work today I'm pretty sure someone, somewhere, would have a fucking problem with it.
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17,
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I hate you for just mentioning the idea of it.
Post one so I can justify the hate whilst in an angry pub conversation about interweb forums.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:31,
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;)
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:31,
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Get the lead, dear
The ottoman needs to go walkies
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Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:35,
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Fuck that.
Get the hammer.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:37,
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That's my stool
credits please
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:14,
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was that yours?! i did FUCK about with it a fair bit :D
after much searching back i remember, also that they were originally visible on /board at the same time.
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:43,
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*click*
munch
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:36,
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^ Fork 'andles!
And another fork 'andles! Happy 8 B3tadays!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:39,
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All appears to be candles with you
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:43,
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I loves 'em, me!
Waxy, waxy, heaty, dripping CANDLES!!!! *tweaks nips*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:48,
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yay! candles :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:34,
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Not so much a caterpillar
as a slug.
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Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:48,
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Ooof!
Bravo, Sir.......Bravo....
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:49,
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*SPANG*
*claps*
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Purple Martin is board sigless ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 7:42,
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Haaa.
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stevierar ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:04,
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COR!!
noms :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:19,
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hahahah
nice work :-)
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:16,
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Aces.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:36,
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This is very much full of WIN!
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Cock ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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New magazine for the Queen's Jubillee
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:16,
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I bet the British army would have found this dead useful if they'd had it in the 18th century
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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i'm holding out for a bit of Tonga
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:30,
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Jamaica?
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:17,
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Was disappointed to find that the BBC didn't show any windsurfing today, so I tried to imagine how it might have looked.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:49,
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Hahaha
b3ta's drowning?
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:55,
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Not drowning
They're all having a great time splashing about. Look at their happy faces!
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:57,
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The Death Star looks like it's having a thoroughly lovely time having a day off from planet killing
bless it, the big fluffy
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:58,
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It had a 99 with strawberry sauce afterwards
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:01,
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I bet it did
I can just picture it sat in a deck chair slurping that up
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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And getting a melty mess all inside its crater...
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:17,
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I hate it when that happens
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:50,
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1.618... ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:58,
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?
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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Haha - everyone's invited
Much love
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:01,
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fake. no bridge
:D
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:20,
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so they're not all on /board then?
:D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:28,
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Oof
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:29,
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I was half expecting Brian to shout "DIVE!"
And everyone else vanish underwater
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:26,
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Bernard trying to inflate his profits
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:28,
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WELL THERE BOTH DEAD NOW SO FUCK EM
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1.618... ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:33,
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O_o
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:35,
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1.618... ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:51,
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:54,
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:43,
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HaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 3:14,
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Hahaha
makes me laugh every time. He's going, "wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn, wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn, wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn, wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn, wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:28,
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Crank dat bird
Partridge: "depending on your point of view, he is either responsible for the biggest ornithological genocide of recent times, or he is the greatest farmyard-to-table strategist of the last 100 years"
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:46,
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turkey ham
I cannot forgive turkey ham.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:55,
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It's like when they squash vegetable protein into sausages
Veggie-sossies and veggie-burgers... I think there's some kind of denial going on there...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:00,
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veggie burgers etc
I said to a female omnivore, "Those meat shaped tofu things are the food equivalent of a dildo" and she replied, "Not really. A dildo can actually provide a limited amount of satisfaction."
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cox2inhibitor ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:18,
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Burgers and sausages are mashed and shaped protein
not sure how the source of the protein constitutes any sort of denial...
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fuscous ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:11,
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Apparently, the idea was put forward of genetically modified turkey, with a third leg up front to allow a bigger breast.
If this is indeed true (or possible), it's truly monstrous and I won't stand for it.How else am I going to get rid of all these tiny zimmer frames?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:04,
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This makes me think of a yellow turkey with "Trotters Independent Traders" written on the side
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:25,
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This reminds me. Accidentally killed a sparrow today :(
/Hull
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:53,
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This kind of behaviour
lead to the "incident";
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:42,
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Giddyup, grandma!!
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dalogi "Hope it's not a deposit bottle" ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:49,
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such a magnificent horse
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Mousing ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:00,
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In a world where David Icke had had his mental breakdown whilst reading Your Horse magazine
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rob ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:01,
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What is he up to these days?
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willenium Fist bump for verification ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:44,
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probably wanking whilst looking at his big piles of cash
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rob ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:48,
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The dream of every conspiracy theorist
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:27,
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and raping lizards.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:27,
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I like big tails and I cannot lie
all you other geckos can't deny When a chameleon walks in with a big tail and an itty bitty waist and a round tongue in your face you get sprung ...
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Paul_P ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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Her Maj loves being ridden
so I've heard
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:13,
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Brucie bonus
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mutated monty ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:16,
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ah,
it wasn't just me seeing things then...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:16,
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a fleeting visit from a ghostly newb
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mutated monty ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:20,
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So that happened?
Ah good. I thought I was hearing voices again. Or seeing them, rather.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:29,
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I'm gonna be tortured now if he doesn't have another attempt at uploading his pic
I'll have barbed dreams about Bruce Forsyth giving Bruce Willis an unexpected pay-rise...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:34,
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I did once have a dream where Bruce Forsyth snapped and killed a load of people.
That... was a dream, right? That didn't actually happen?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:54,
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dream premonition :O
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:47,
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Oh shit! D:
I can see it now. He hisses "good game" in your ear before he slashes your gregory.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:02,
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"Nice to stab you, to stab you..."
"Ni-aaaaaarrrrgh!!"
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:23,
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"Knife to see you" :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:38,
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"Didn't they die well?"
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:41,
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I modded it
it didn't seem to be getting fixed. POLICE STATE.
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rob ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:32,
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omg! b3ta is dying like a dying grandson on a telethon
A GRANDSON!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:28,
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haha nicely done
although technically shouldn't it be camilla?
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:16,
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o_O
I cannot unsee the Queen in bondage gear!
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:56,
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'ello 'der mon
am de queen gettin' in touch wid 'er roots?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:28,
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Eeeeek!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:45,
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MODEDIT: Image resized as it was very big.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:39,
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Gull-ivers travails?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:42,
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you are stereotyping a whole group as great
Some Jewish people are great. Some are rotters. Some are all the bits in-between.
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rob ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:43,
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Homophobe.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:27,
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Nazi seagulls at 4am. Basterds.
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1.618... ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:50,
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As were Altern-8
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:14,
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Inspiring
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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig , ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:32,
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arf, and, just to avoid any mis-understanding...
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:41,
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Pfft
Why the long face??
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:17,
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hahahahahahahahaha
splendid. i've been within 10 feet of her on a number of occasions.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:30,
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Hahaha, very good :D
Also, I have a couple of fantastic jumpers
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:16,
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partly inspired by the great Tommy Cooper... "So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'" .
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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig , ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:28,
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Ha ha ha! :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:33,
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Ahahaha :)
There's something ever so pleasing about Tommy Cooper/Morecambe and Wise/Les Dawson gags...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:37,
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I'll think you'll find
That's a Tim Vine joke It was accidentally credited to Tommy
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brettvincent hmmmm ,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:19,
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We was robbed
The big lad reminds me of the Tunnocks boy.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:03,
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#1 ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:04,
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You're about 6 weeks too late for this joke
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:06,
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she wouldn't let it lie
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#1 ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:48,
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moggy, the internet cancer that killed b3ta
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:09,
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There's life in the old dog yet
Pity about the cat, mind
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boris the spider ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:19,
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InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:52,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:42,
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Can't wait
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:38,
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This is the best thing ever
… and not just because there's an upskirt. Although that might have affected my judgement.
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DickTater is feeling a bit peckish ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:06,
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I visited the Tunnocks factory and met Tommy Tunnock
it was ace but disappointingly he didn't look anything like that
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:05,
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Mrs. H's cousin had a wedding cake in the style of Tunnocks tea cakes.
Tragically it was just boring old cake inside - I was looking forward to an enormous slice of Tunnocks.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:06,
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What even are Tunnocks?
I've never heard of them before now
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:07,
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Old-school noms
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:08,
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^ THIS
is making me want some.
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:16,
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:17,
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Snowballs ftw!
*legs it*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:18,
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Ugh.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:58,
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WHAT !!!!!!!!!!
you've just opened a whole new food group
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:22,
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POIDH
I think someone did this on Pimp My Snack *goes off to check* EDIT: Pimp THAT Snack www.pimpthatsnack.com/project/311/2
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:26,
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I checked for pics but I never Facebooked any so can't acccess them from this computer.
Shall try and rectify when I get back home.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:32,
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cheers !
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:38,
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*puff* *pant* here we go.
Sorry. Been a long day.EDIT Ah is it still on the board? Ach well I hope folk will forgive me for the added 55kb.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:33,
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woah!!
impressive :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:24,
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Is he still a little boy?
Trapped inside an ageing man's body?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:07,
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Mmm
a foil-wrapped bounty... well, not a Bounty, oh you know what I mean...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:19,
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New Chinese swimsuit design raises questions with IOC
Yes I know Yamaha is a Japanese brand but I couldn't find any Chinese outboard motors.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:37,
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"Disturbing"
:D
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:47,
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hehehehe
I wouldn't want 'two-stroke' her
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:50,
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hahaha
XD
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:53,
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Japanese Chinese they all look the same
I'm talking about outboard motors obviously.
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:52,
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Though they are similar, Japan and China are different. Entirely different.
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InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:56,
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Though they are similar they are entirely different
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:57,
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yeah,
there are some quite normal Chinese people 0_o
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:57,
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The sun just broke the horizon, but your day began hours ago—the second you started your trusty Yamaha Portable. Maybe you’re skimming the marsh in a jon boat during duck season, pushing a sailboat ‘til the wind kicks up or hopping to the cuddy on a tender. Wherever the day takes you, these nimble, lightweight, efficient portables are up for the ride. Available in a range of horsepower from 20 all the way down to 2.5, these 1- or 2-cylinder dynamos provide big performance in streamlined designs.
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:10,
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Insanity!
Next you'll be telling us there's a difference between America and Canada! WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:19,
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calm down.
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InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:21,
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See you in a week!
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:25,
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:32,
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I suspect this charcter here has ran out of yorkshire tea
Jeeze, just go to the supermarket, get a box, problem solved.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:26,
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Ah the olympics
whenever someone who isn't american beats americans at swimming why is it always SHES ON DRUGS always. poor america, just can't be fucking beat under any circumstances can it, really ruins the TV movie when that happens. Don't worry little america, you still have huge nuclear penis! yay
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:25,
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:11,
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Are those eyebrows or shades?
Cos in the last frame they look like shades. Despite all the confusion I still clicked it.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:14,
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They have been called many things.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:15,
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Weetabix
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:19,
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Thrust Vector Control Surfaces
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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solar panels, surely
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:56,
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Keith and Norbert
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:04,
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Sex with rabbits cure myopia in penguins,
now it's official.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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I wonder if I should do another episode of "inconsequential art" a series that bares no resemblance to any other series on b3ta by any artist who may go under a nickname that implies his humorous state
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:21,
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die in a fire.
(the name is ironic) :D
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:29,
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But but.. what about their trip to japan that will have no likelyhood of disasterous consequences
And it's only ironic if you're an american :p
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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Textbook error:
you forgot to log into your Insect Child account before posting there.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:31,
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............................heh heh :D
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 15:33,
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HA HA!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:39,
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rancid robot ear wax
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:25,
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Guns!!!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:41,
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