is that justa digestive biscuit on a ribbon?
(
Dont point it at your face up the ass,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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Tony Martin has done well since being locked up for shooting those gypo intruders on his run down farm all those years ago.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 17:53,
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He really is a prize butterball turkey.Last one in the shop, too.
(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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Operation: Ball BusterI'll admit I don't know what the source material is about
(,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 17:11,
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Too quiet.Needs more fluff.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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osellone
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 17:16,
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the white knight, more like!
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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Banes like "Behold my secret weapon, Boris Johnson London's reckoning"
(,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:06,
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I thought he was just exclaiming "And what the fuck is this?!"
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:22,
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hahahaha, what a knob!Reminds me of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=imOt19j8K4U
( Q4nobody,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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hahah that made me lol A big suppressed office lol too.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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Ha ha!Has this bindun? It looks strangely familiar ...
(
Smallbrainfield,
Thu 2 Aug 2012, 18:16,
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Wooo!! Don't know what's happening but nice nonetheless!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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Some lovely little details in that!woo
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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Nice colour matching algorithms(really!)
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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This is what happens when someone pearoasts in a new thread.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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every time a b3tan draws me with titsI feel confused and tingly in my tummy
(
rob,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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Spectacular random fuckitude!
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:35,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Olympics"){kind=small}
My image doesn't deserve it's own thread
Quick and dirty but it's what comes into my head everytime anyone mentions whiggo and medals. (and yes, I know that's wiggy but...)
Believe me you'll want to drink some rum. It will make it easier... for yourself.
(,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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"I wanna ho.....
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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Don't we all..... The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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She's got a tick....ooops
( BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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Links board -------------> taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:22,
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You're the chairman of the board?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:24,
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Actually, in german your arrow would point to the rechts board<----------- zis vay to ze links board
( xandmi,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:25,
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From the monitor's POV ---> would be leftso ner
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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yeah, but I'm behind youso it's the right way round
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:39,
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Jahled be spluffing all over this baybeee taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:15,
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I do love this.The jumper, the shoes, the big head, the hipster cap and glasses, that cheeky expression, the rocking animation
Its one of my all time fave b3ta things.
(Its one of my all time fave b3ta things.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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Aww ta Taters brought a tear to my eye sirfrom the unusable stock photo challenge :)
(
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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People love a good compain! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:17,
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You've got the names the wrong way roundbut other than that, that is a good job of identifying those two men
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:55,
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I AIN'T GETTIN' IN NO POO', FOO'
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:11,
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You may be right..I've watched so much Olympic sport in the past 5 days I might have become deranged. But I think so.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:00,
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To be fair, can kind of see it in this one:(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:07,
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... and found, against all probability,a large amount of packing foam, two spatulas (wooden) and a Hot Gossip LP.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:17,
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Maybe....too dark to tell.Eww...I just stepped in something squishy.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:21,
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I bet it was full of Moggy taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:18,
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man with face kinda looks like man with face**not really
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:01,
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they're both white cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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has he got a sausage on his shoulders? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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My first thought was,"Why is that swimmer's head in front of two bread loaves?"
(,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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HaHa! Good eye!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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Thank you!I'm here all week. Tip your waitress. Try the meat-free veal substitute. Drive safely.
(,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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You didnt compliment my eye :-(I came up with the whole food thing a good 15 mins before him *wails uncontrollably*
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:11,
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You have a nice eye.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:13,
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The Mr Taters "One Good Eye" award
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:26,
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Aw, cheers*wipes tear from good eye*
Not a white tear, mind...
(Not a white tear, mind...
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:40,
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Perhaps if you changed the sea to a bed of mashed potato..?
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:15,
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Now I'm getting hungry.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:19,
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Mashed potatoes? Ready when you are!
P.S. It's a gravy boat. Autospang.
It's getting better. Soon I'll have a full course meal.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:27,
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With sheets and a pillow? Single, Bunk, Double or king size? Specifics, man!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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Now I'm getting sleepy.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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Here's another thing I did.Winged Spidelephant
Click for more of this sort of thing
(Click for more of this sort of thing
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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*reaches for world's biggest glass/playing card combo*
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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Tits make everything betterExcept for squirrels.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:10,
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eeeeeeeeek!I say we take off and nuke it from orbit!
Its the only way to be sure
(Its the only way to be sure
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:35,
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Marvellous bit of nightmare fuel here. :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:38,
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would
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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*sips*mmm.... ....tastes like cordite and cysts.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:28,
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That is a very scary concept*shudders*
(
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:02,
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Second thing I thought of was"Those wings are too small to provide effective lift."
First thing I thought was "Woo", of course.
(,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:13,
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First thing I thought was "Woo", of course.
Now that you raise the issue, neither spiders nor elephants are typically winged...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:27,
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And goats don't typically give spider silkbut I think "typical" is a tiny dot in the rear-view mirror by now.
www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/jan/14/synthetic-biology-spider-goat-genetics
(,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:37,
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www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/jan/14/synthetic-biology-spider-goat-genetics
Jesus Jones!A hundred bug lights wouldn't be enough to fry that sucker!
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:26,
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mmm...sexy
(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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jesus fucking christanother thing to wake me up in a cold sweat.
WOO!
(WOO!
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:03,
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May I present the first, and no doubt shoddiest, variation on this theme of the Games(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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That's because all their seafaring folk are busy robbing yachts around somalia*racistlols*
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:58,
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Chicken flied?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:05,
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nearly there... nearly there...
oh baby make me cum!
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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This is the oldest image I can think ofapart from that one with the three cows and the signs that say 'Eat mor chikin'.
allwomenstalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/top-10-atkins-diet-foods/eat-more-chicken_top-atkins-diet-foods.jpg
(allwomenstalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/top-10-atkins-diet-foods/eat-more-chicken_top-atkins-diet-foods.jpg
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:23,
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ooopsie. I thought it was as fresh as a morning dog egg...bloody those internets... I miss all the things the kids are into :)
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:26,
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the cow on the left is the only onewho spelled its word correct
it must be the leadercow
(it must be the leadercow
downward is avoiding human contact since,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:40,
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Are you sure?Is 'mor chicken' not just chicken flavoured with humus formed under acid conditions?
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:45,
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in the US, if the item of food described is misspelled, then the item does not have to actually be what the phonetic pronunciation sounds like...in other words, you are correct :)
( PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:53,
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I don't think that website is really fairNot all women stalk. Just most of us.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:52,
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I wish someone would stalk me :( PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:54,
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As inpush a dandelion stem down your urethra?
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:00,
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I will do it for costs plus a small fee
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:01,
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The pig with the "boycott bacon" placard outdates that cow picture by at least 5 years
(
gronkpan,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:45,
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That just is not true.I saw the Eat Mor Chikin one when I was using Trumpet Winsock, which would have been 1993.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:59,
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knickersthis looks so much better when it's superfast in photoshop :(
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:23,
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*monacle falls into drink* taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:23,
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you at work too? :D
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:26,
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i wouldn't messwith her
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:27,
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alrightyIs it just me, or can anyone else see Jack Skellington on the sole of her right foot?
( Q4nobody,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:53,
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hahaI can now :D
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:14,
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DAMN THAT RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME!!!
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:27,
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I don't think it's her rule that is getting violated.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:46,
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which rule?*slips on 'maverick' corduroy waistcoat*
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:56,
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Luke, you've turned offyour targeting computer......
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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If you're ill during the next fortnight, fret not...
Click for bigger. RIS? Click here.
Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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False startI posted the original before this compo was open, and then was unable to edit it to make it a compo entry.
I should be disqualified, but would argue "McDonalds and Adidas are great!" and thus get reinstated.
(I should be disqualified, but would argue "McDonalds and Adidas are great!" and thus get reinstated.
Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:12,
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Haven't you heard?This is the pea-in-a-new-thread compo
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:54,
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This looks fun!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:00,
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The bassist from Queensryche? ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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Kudos to you sir! *edit*
he means this one:
(he means this one:
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:09,
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Oh fair do'sThe other one has better hair though
( ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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methinks I'll have to listen to 'mindcrime now...
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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Livecrime was once one of my greatest things ever and learnt all the bass partsHaven't listened to it in years though.
( ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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hahahai expect you can reel out a long line of these.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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Sturdy girl? FURTIVE?Hippy riding a badger?
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:24,
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"That's no wiff-waff orb!" yelled Boris...
... but before anyone could work out what the buffoon was gibbering about they were blown to smithereens.
Soz about the the thread-jack; but the more I look at this the more I think it musta bindun.
It's me first ever mash-up, and I was SO proud of it, but then I thought...
[wanders off, sniffling]
Thanks; but yeah it is obvious - that's why I thought somebody must have got there before me.
(,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:23,
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Nice oneand as someone who's shopped a lot of memes into pictures...well done for the effort
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:24,
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oh hang on, is it a collaborative thing?/not been on b3ta, working blog
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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Was going to post this on /links, but whatever.
Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:09,
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D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d...................*blows on fingers*
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:58,
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Glassius Cockius in Extreamusand not made by you or shopped, jog on kitty.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:29,
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Que?Anyway - Shirley all of B3ta's picked up on the US/Chinese swimmer doping accusations being defended on each side by Dick Pounder and Wang Dong?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:36,
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hahahammm... dick pounder with cheese, sounds like a 'sandwich' at the golden arches.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:51,
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thereby forcing me to ask...Who put the 'wang' in the wanger danga ding dong?
( Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:01,
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"computer"?I prefer the name "Turing's gay-box 2000"
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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i'm still using a babbage bumboy engine 1000
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:34,
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I've got an IBuM 2865 and a quarter inch is enough for me.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:55,
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Ewwww......it's all floppy.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:16,
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Hold on - does that mean that I should have posted that amusing photo that I found on the internet here rather than on the links board?Should I delete it from there and post it in a new thread over here?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:41,
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where' the question mark?also, the sign was no doubt made on a computer, the fucking ignorant, hypercritical cunt!
i notice there's a website too.
errrr....
(i notice there's a website too.
errrr....
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:46,
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alsoIs locog causing BBDO's pics on popular page to redex?
*dons tinfoil non-olympics-branded-hat*
(*dons tinfoil non-olympics-branded-hat*
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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Humm b0rked for me too...EDIT and his bbdo site seems to be down as well.
Somebody set up him the bomb.
(Somebody set up him the bomb.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:10,
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something to do with his web host /twitter
( prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:01,
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I like rainbow flags.Good Spelling in that sign, can't possibly be sincere.
(,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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That's mind bogglingthey've included a website on the banner presumably for you to research further, on a computer
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:59,
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Hahaha!I wonder if her other anti-gay mates put adresses of gay bars on their placards for further research?
( Afinkawan est in horto, sedet,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:21,
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Well I for one am going to refer to mine as the homo's devil machine from now onPS: What exactly stopped you from posting it on /links?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:57,
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Quick phone Googlethe internets has stolen this pichur
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:09,
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Aside from the major juices that gave extancy to the computer being invented by the likes of Babbage and Booleboth of whom to put it delicatedly did sexes with womens. What's this potato faced mong on about?
edit: Also her rainbow garb, pretty gay, man.
edit2: and also, if there were no fucking computers this dumb bitch wouldn't have time to protest because she'd be working from fucking 5 am to 11 am every day doing fucking manual labour. stupid twat.
(edit: Also her rainbow garb, pretty gay, man.
edit2: and also, if there were no fucking computers this dumb bitch wouldn't have time to protest because she'd be working from fucking 5 am to 11 am every day doing fucking manual labour. stupid twat.
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:49,
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No! Turing was entirely responsible for inventing the computerJust like (as the sign says) he was personally responsible for winning World War II
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 1 Aug 2012, 14:00,
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