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# Hi, everyone. Sorry I've been away.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:08, archived)
# ha !
Nice to see ya again manic
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Yay, hello fella
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:26, archived)
# bloody bugger!
my first in ages.....foiled!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:27, archived)
# haha, understandable, we all want him to suffer a terrifying vhs based death
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Heya, HT!
Nicely. Maybe 'Attack the Block', too?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Hello my dear Sadako :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Welcome back.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Nice
Not sure where I was going with mine, so I'll just pop it here...

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Ha Ha !!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:32, archived)
# .
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Best face for Edna.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:46, archived)
# GJWG
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:51, archived)
# HSTFUCM
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:08, archived)
# *tries anagram.wtf*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:30, archived)
# It doesn't get used much
but it means: He Sells This Frankly Useless Cough Medicine.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:55, archived)
# this should win something
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:59, archived)
# The "Rat-like Dogs and Collapsing Buildings" competition?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Is there any other?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Don't be lie.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:09, archived)
# needs more shit zebras
looks like he's having a ruff day
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Zebras are shit.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:09, archived)
# i can't see your post images : (
it started yesterday, what evil madness has caused this?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Zebras.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:11, archived)
# seiously, what the fuck is all that about
has someone been playing with the coding?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:12, archived)
# ah, something weird going on with adblock
all sorted, phew
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:16, archived)
# How could we suspect of terrorits dog?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:14, archived)
# \o/
YAY!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Why, Ren?
*drops to knees*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:09, archived)
# "These DIRTY hands! AND WITH THESE HANDS I HOLD THE FATE OF MILLIONS!"
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:36, archived)
# fuck you Pedro!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Leave Pedro alone!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:37, archived)
# In US, all potential chihuahuas are interned in orange boiler suits.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Justice!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Terrierist
surely?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 23:01, archived)
# A panda, playing the drums.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Well bollocks to you then
*sulk*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I misread your username...
Thought you were called PandaChrist for a moment...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha
i want to see it do this www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-_rmLVU0V8
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:41, archived)
# you rock !
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Cameron has just released a new PR photo.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:22, archived)
# aw - little Louise Mensch sitting on his knee
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:24, archived)
# haha!
..
Louise Mensch sitting on his knee
R.E.S.I.G.N.I.N.G
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:28, archived)
# v good.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:28, archived)
# excellent
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:04, archived)
# and, of course, his photographer was caught in the reflection on the coffee pot
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:49, archived)
# tut
if I'd not stopped to comment, I would've beat you to that :oP

edit: or maybe not. I'm just jealous. I hate you.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
and obv a 'woo' for the pic
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Seams ok
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Pretty sure that one hasn't been done, actually.
It's pretty hatstand, not the sort of thing I'd expect different people to come up with independently.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Cheers mate - Hatstand is what I was angling for :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:56, archived)
# *hangs hat*
perfect! i like it
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:22, archived)
# I had to watch around 10 loops of that before I had any idea what was going on
Nice :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry Audrey.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Arf! I see what you did there!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:42, archived)
# It's plain.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:54, archived)
# He's Savanna laugh
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:17, archived)
# I think you won that one.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:53, archived)
# "Look for the ... bare Necessiter ......"


runs
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:27, archived)
# *confused, remains*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:40, archived)
# very good
but had to google Necessiter
having watched that film as a teenager the only scene I remembered was this (NSFW)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Unless that's Spinoza I'm in Great Rissington.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:56, archived)
# sorree - de-ris
Dr Necessiter was in The Man with Two Brains
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
Pointy birds, pointy, pointy!
*click*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 23:44, archived)
# i thought it was polar bears this week....
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:17, archived)
#
Ahh, the carrot. The only natural source of protien in the snowy wastes.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:19, archived)
# vegies rock
The seal refused to hang on that rope
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:23, archived)
# a fish would be up for it I reckon.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:36, archived)
# could it be
he's showing off the fact that he's trained a polar bear to want a carrot ?
clever penguin
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I thought they ate glacier mints.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] You should see him without his mask ...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# ha I like this one
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:27, archived)
# the other three aren't even trying.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] "I once killed a zebra called Jones. Though not for that reason, of course."
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Hey!!!! Finally!!
(RP)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Colour correction nice :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:18, archived)
# You got me!
;)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:59, archived)
# that does look a nice station
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:29, archived)
# pff
and I also think it looks like a nice station. Is that the St. Bernard Express?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:43, archived)
# It is Le Châble train station
in Switzerland.

So in conclusion... I don't know.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Zebra Zebra Zebra QOTW
What shall we ask this week folks?

* Home Science We're bored of Mentos + Coke explosions, we need better home-science experiments. Tell us about your best, with extra points for removal of eyebrows / nasal hair / limbs.

* Fights! - I once found myself hiding under a table in a restaurant in Togo, while 40 drunk Lebanese guys threw bottles at and punched the crap out of each other. Which was nice.
(username failed moderation)

* Weee! - We've had too many poo stories. Let's have some wee stories. I once let fly on the back wheel of a police car to satisfy a bet.
(ousgg)

* Ever taken credit for someone elses work? - Not only did I do bugger all for the 'team' in quite a large and successful project, the powers that be gave me an individual award which was bigger and better than the team award.
(mooghead)


Vote results:





(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I have voted
but my vote is secret
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:40, archived)
# That is not an option.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:53, archived)
# WEEEE!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Home Science is killing music
or something.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] She was also in "A Park Officer and a Gentlemen"


Here's a tip for junior B3TAns: If you have a lame pun such as this as an entry, why not wait until three brilliant posts are on the board before you post. That way it will look extra shit in comparison
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:50, archived)
# :D
don't be so hard on yourself, the zebra winger pun is sound, perhaps the problem is more that B3ta average age during the summer holidays is 7, so not many people know who Debra Winger is ;)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Dear Mr Toast,
Who is Debra Winger?
A. Member. (age 7)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:12, archived)
# It's OK
I put the QOTW vote to draw attention away
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:12, archived)
# you should hire yourself out as a Presidential bodyguard/bullet taker
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:13, archived)
# saved by the poll
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:02, archived)
# B3ta thrives on lame puns!
Which is good because I can't do the clever sort. I can barely do the lame sort.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:14, archived)
# B3ta care instructions
-keep out of direct sunlight
-do not feed after midnight
-dry clean only
-thrives on lame puns and crudely drawn cocks
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:28, archived)
# warning: becomes contaminated with freebase and boiling piss at night
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:33, archived)
# ^ in very small letters on the back of the label
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Well, I think it's lovely
and I'd carry her off to a soundtrack any day!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:30, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] P R O M E T H E H O R S E
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:45, archived)
# neighlien
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:48, archived)
# ZEBROMORPH
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Excuse me, sir..
A zebrowhat?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Hoho.
'A Brandequine Production'
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Wah hah hah hah! Fuckin' brilliant! *clicks*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:48, archived)
# That is quite terrifying
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:51, archived)
# damn good
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:51, archived)
# love this
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Crikey! That's scary...

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Brilliant!
In your face 'Beta_is_dying big tits person'!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Sexeh
:D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha superb :)
Let me drop this artistically and culturally empty contribution here since it's far too lazy and sloppy to deserve a thread of its own.

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:11, archived)
# space zebra with boiling piss breath!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:14, archived)
# .... in Torquay!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] That's rather terrific! *click*
I'm afraid this isn't:
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:26, archived)
# HaHA!!!! That will teach her for not paying attention.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:00, archived)
# haha!
this gives me an idea..
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha I always thought horses gobs were nasty.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Big Wooo!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:04, archived)
# your anims get better and better
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:39, archived)
# fantastico!
woo and yay!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:32, archived)
#
More terrifying then the alien.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Nuns. No sense of humour.

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:07, archived)
# INSTA FP
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Whoa!
Thanks Magic Zebra!
:D

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Excellent FP Moley
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Thanks Twisty!
:D

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha, very good
fastest FP evah
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:29, archived)
# It's not even on the popular page!
There's something strange in the neighbourhood...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Fuck yea
bite her in the nun
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Class, as always!
click!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Thanks.
And congrats on your 1st FP!
:D

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Yay!
*shakes hands*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:54, archived)
# When he goes to poo later, will it be holy shit?
*self-spangs*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:44, archived)
# This is what fluffeh did to my finger last night
also woo :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Ace
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
He's even more annoying than a horse.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Even more points for the Highlander reference!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:23, archived)
# hahaha
hire that zebra for an action picture!

"cool as a zebra. fast as a horse. it's STRIPEY"
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Haha
that'll learn her.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Definitely worth a reply.
Here - have one!
:@ )
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Ta!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:24, archived)
# I love this.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Arf!
and click!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Haha! He looks well pleased :D *clicks*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Fake not orange rotors
also yays :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:03, archived)
# brill
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:08, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Have a "Like"
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:16, archived)
# never forgive
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:40, archived)
# haha
i accept helicopter zebra
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Forward roll - deadliest of all the attacks.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:36, archived)
# full breakfast roll
deadliest of all the breakies
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:39, archived)
# California roll
inside out sushi.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:46, archived)
# i've never even had outside in sushi
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:50, archived)
# It's good, man
real good.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:55, archived)
# If that big boy rolled into your knees he's bust both of them...
of course you'd have to be comatose and vomiting at will not to notice the impending attack....
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:31, archived)
# He should be in a movie.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:38, archived)
# he should do a marathon
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:39, archived)
#
I keep getting all these emails that say "New payment transfer to your account received"

After running this weird piece of software I found online.

Just wanted to let you know about this
before they take the site down.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:43, archived)
# His hoarse wheezy voice is enough to reduce bad-guys to the shivering squits.
And there was this one time he backhanded a guy across the room.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGZp2zEUbGg
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Haha! Brilliant!
:D

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:10, archived)
# FAT SEGAL!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:49, archived)
# SEGAL RULES!!!
*requires gutbuster*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Done another shitty comic, like.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:37, archived)
# well i liked it
i wish i could draw properly, i bet this only took you 2 mins to draw and it still looks good.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I often find it's the stuff that doesn't take much time that has a more personal touch to it.
Almost like a signature, but... not.

And for the record, your animation's shit-hot, far better than anything I could do. :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Flattening the herd.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha!
On a similar note (NWOT)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Splendid stuff. Really nicely done.
:D

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Cheers! As is yours up there :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:21, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:34, archived)
# aww poor robot got assploded
:D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:00, archived)
# just me?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:19, archived)
# probably
.... but that's just me
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Are you Jeremy Kyle?
If so, yes.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:26, archived)
# No, I think zebras are shit too.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:31, archived)
# your shit!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:43, archived)
# yip yip yip
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Z bras, eh?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:19, archived)
# That's some size of trunk!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Nice!!!!! click
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Just looked a couple of posts down
and noticed the same gag has already been done.

Ah well.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Don't worry you're only the 5th one
Why not do something about barcodes for your next pic?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:27, archived)
# How about a barcode
on a bra!?

That will mess with their heads...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:02, archived)

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