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[challenge entry] They called him coward!


(Bocboy, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:13, archived)
# They called him SPUD!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:16, archived)
# There's nothing worse than an exploding hand
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Or a singed bollock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:22, archived)
# looks like it may
have snagged on the thickets
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Could do with a bit of cream, in that case. Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:43, archived)
# They should have called him Bruce
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Thrice
pubely!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Sid and Andy
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:07, archived)
# FUCK PUSSY RIOT
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:39, archived)
#
Would would have wouldn't would would I think that one's my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:41, archived)
# jonesy is your sister?!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:42, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Don't be greedy, you can't have them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:43, archived)
# corrupt official at penal colony says I can
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:47, archived)
# gulag escort service
'our ladies are dying to please you'
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:49, archived)
# We havea the finest laydees. They all shave their beards at least one time a month,
and we insist they taken bath within 1 week of date!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:52, archived)
# also, in response to mofaha's bert and ernie link further down the board:
youtu.be/rdYgMlWFckA
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:45, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
going to hull
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:08, archived)
# mysterious pussy riot member still missing
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Vladimir Pootle?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:39, archived)
# ^pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:54, archived)
# Well that's The Flumps theme tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Splendtacular.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:59, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:32, archived)
# You'd better watch out...
ZomBeadle's About

Bigger and that, after the click.

(...and the words "this is a normal post" just stopped me in my tracks, momentarily.)
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Hahahah, nicely.
The text makes it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Met him, once. We didn't get on.
Woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm British, It's a comic, so there.
(hathat, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:25, archived)
# All aboard the Poo Poo Chain!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:46, archived)
# US food manufacturing methodology
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmNeO63xCnU
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:31, archived)
# So,
what is your opinion on the persecution of Buddhists by South Vietnam's Roman Catholic government?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Dumpling.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Yes sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Edit: nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Is that mofarah? Oh no it's mofaha, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I will protest this image by inhaling marijuana.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:39, archived)
# And I will by swigging more vodka.
It's not terribly relevant, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:43, archived)
# In Soviet Russia vodka swigs you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:50, archived)
# I'd be on the bourbon but the nearest place that does the kind I like (the cheap kind) is a bus ride away. :S
I should take advantage of being drunk and draw something. Or at least think about drawing something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Draw us a sexy lady.
One with attitude and a buzzcut, and a big handgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:57, archived)
# I started designing a counterpart to the one I'm always drawing.
An Aussie.

Uhh, because.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Does she have a buzzcut?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Umm...
She has a gun...?

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Or rightly tell me to fuck off, you know, your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Draw Mu's dinosaur being destroyed by the rotating blades of a cock copter.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:00, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:02, archived)
# This is why I shouldn't draw with a graphics tablet, drunk.


Sorry, Mu. Here's something completely different from a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:09, archived)
# :D/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:32, archived)
# I've learned my lesson, red dinosaur :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:40, archived)
# I wasn't drink-driving, I was drink-flying!
Can't arrest me for something this fucking awesome!



Is what I'll tell the judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Uh-oh, here come the fuzz.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:58, archived)
# THE WHIMSY! IT BUUUUURRRNNS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:03, archived)
# wth that's making my eyes go funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:06, archived)
# My eyes already are funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Ha ha...you win.
o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:37, archived)
# ahahaha
great thread
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:42, archived)
# STEGOWHATEVERUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Sun Tzu invented the match, but the instructions for use were a bit longwinded
"Show him there is a road to safety, and so create in his mind the idea that there is an alternative to death. Then strike."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:41, archived)
# It's funny because Brand means fire in German and Dutch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:30, archived)
# *uses one to burn your embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 4:02, archived)
#
(ReadyWhenYouAreShaky Over my dead bo......, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:30, archived)
# HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:31, archived)
# She fucking loves toap.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:46, archived)
# I'd fucking love... her... toap? What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:59, archived)
# "I fucking love TOAP!"- mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I'd TOAP that all night long.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this, I think it should win the compo

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:56, archived)
# FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Well, yes, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Looks nothing like a gay dinosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:33, archived)
# see previous reply
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Seeing as you're pretty much insisting...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Aw,...you almost made me cry ya bastahd! :')
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:53, archived)
# D'awww that's a bit twee, that!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:25, archived)
# :D Itsa me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Hahahah, I was thinking about this pic while doodling it.
Hence the caption :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Then Mu
I am flattered :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:11, archived)
# First to get their socks wet wins?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:17, archived)
# haha, fuck - hadn't noticed that...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Busey's out of the gates fastest, but Batman's got staying power.
Or should I say STAIN po- *self spangs*

EDIT: Fox appeared in the garden then scarpered. I started whistling and it popped its head back out of the fence.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Busey first outa the gates but batman is the firm favourite and this is some textbook pissing in the 2 guinea cup at Lordes
and they're making steady progress down the inside with the pack tightly bunched and freebase now surging forward into the lead and what's THAT SMELL THAT'S RIGHT FLANBASE HAS FOLLOWED THROUGH FLANBASE HAS FOLLOWED THROUGH this is a terrible accident for flanbase who was the underdog at 150:1 and he may need to be put down the pissers are coming to the last bend around their ankles with freebase and busey widdle to widdle it's anybodies race and OH MY GOD LAST SECOND INTVERVENTION BY VIMOD HAS SEEM THEM ALL B& I've never seen anything like this since the great modding of 2008 this truely is a bleak day for pissing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Batman was DISQUALIFIED for not wearing socks.
He had tights and boots on.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:09, archived)
# IT REALLY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FUCK IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:35, archived)
# THEN WHY DID IT COME WHEN HE WHISTLED? LOLOLOLOL?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:37, archived)
# BECAUSE HE RELEASED HIS HOUND.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I NEVER TOUCHED IT GUV'NAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:44, archived)
# C'mon Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Stain Alive,stain alive..ah ha hah hah stain aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Haha.
Wee are family.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:32, archived)
# I've got all my pissers with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Urine the army now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Wee don't want to start that.*
*oops
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Now I'm all flushed.
..........................................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Actually, I thought there'd be a whole stream of puns by now. vov
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:12, archived)
# PISS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Your all #1
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Covers of Chris Urea songs?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Urethra Franklin more like...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:33, archived)
# The Wet Spots.
I was somewhat captivated by it's historic value. There's something about punk being interlaced with reggae.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqG1q88HAro&feature=plcp
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Not now...I'm right in the middle of Zappa, Hot Rats.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:34, archived)
# I do all of these faces during my racehorse moments
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Flantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:46, archived)
# PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I love that song.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:10, archived)
# A-one, A-two, A-one two three piss!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:12, archived)
# sHIT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:15, archived)
#
Inevitably...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:20, archived)
# :D 1467 dislikes :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:35, archived)
# 5,282,509 views :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:56, archived)
# 85...(yours don't count)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:59, archived)
# The gang's all here!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:30, archived)
# \o/-yay
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] La-la-la-la-la Look-In
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Many Prizes!
Blimey, Look-in - you must be at least as old as me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:18, archived)
# 45?
Or nearly?
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:40, archived)
# haha - less than 3 weeks to go :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:15, archived)
# haha...very Viz-ish
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] My sister used to get that
I used to read it. Same with Jackie magazine


roast for compoo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I used to read my sister's Bunty
It was very nice.

Repost just cos.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Commando Boris
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Boris looks like
he's enjoying that a little too much
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I didn't even notice. He's sporting a total jizzface.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Incredibly rude TJ:
anyone else seen this? https://www.facebook.com/becksvier/app_417317698304412

Beck's want people to design them a poster ... I'm sure we can hide a few cocks in there :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:36, archived)
# This could be a fun challenge...
...do they force everyone to make a poster using that flash tool or can we make our own and upload them?
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Looks like it all has to go through that piece of shit app which just hung on me ...
not before I screencapped it tho, can't be arsed to do it again :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Their tool sucks....so I just hopped on your design.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Could be a nice pay packet for me.
Been ages since I've had paid design work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Downside being you need to like Becks on facebook to enter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:37, archived)
# And there's no guarantee I'll be paid for it.
I might be given a year's supply of Becks instead... not worth it. *swigs vodka*

Might seem snobbish, but if there's one thing I've learned, don't do design work for free, because then everyone asks for free shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Fraser is a master at it......
The hundreds of designs he gets us to do eack week, not a penny for them:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha! Good bit of b3ta satire there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I just get redirected to the log in or sign up page so can't see what it is :-(
You can make your own pringles can here if you like :-)

www.pringlescancreator.com/create.aspx?locale=en_gb
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Blimey
All the reposts for me tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Judge Tedd
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:05, archived)
# aww
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Thought that was something else for a second...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Robocop right
Me too
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:55, archived)
# "I am the paw!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Go long, go long...!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:42, archived)
# HAVE AT YOU THE FOOTBALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:43, archived)
# STRIKE HIM WITH YOUR PITCHFORK EZEKIEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wod7Lc_r5wY
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha! I so knew what that was going to be before I clicked it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Blimey, nothing homo-erotic about that comic at all
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:03, archived)
# haha - happy candles from a lurker who thinks you are a funny fucker ;)
that sounds a bit too wierd i know but i can't be bothered to not post this after i've typed it sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Get your coat Michael, you've pulled
Burning joyousness
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:37, archived)
# *brushes pubes and combs teeth*
Well hello and thank you my dear
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Nothing'sh amissh here
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:03, archived)
# those were the days
6 studs per shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:59, archived)
# "Please, no cameras!
No, really, I mean it."
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Gnash!


Click for bigger (235 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Holy fucking shit!
Beware of the Abyssinian Tripe Hound!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:40, archived)
# He's not nice is he?!
What the hell kind of dog is Gnasher supposed to be anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:52, archived)
# It's an Abyssinian Tripe Hound
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Oh.
Let me google that.
Fuck me, well there you go then.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Fuck me too!
I have learned

www.flickr.com/photos/jenjiferz/13238053/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:46, archived)
# I stared into the abyss. The abyss stared back.
And bit me on the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Teefs :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Time to wheel this old one out

(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:56, archived)
# This made me cry.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Agreed,
Dennis' face is just... just... I'm sorry, I have something in my eye...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Stev the animal doctor
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:27, archived)
# GO ON STEV MY SON!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Not seen that before.
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Also, it woud be remiss of me not to say woo
And also argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:58, archived)
# That's shit me scared up rottenless
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:05, archived)
# O PLS NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:21, archived)
# It's... real?
It's REAL???
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Gnosh!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:46, archived)
# I fucking hate it when someone puts the toilet roll on the wrong way round
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:49, archived)
# That would wipe
the smile off your face.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Sheet man!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:55, archived)
# An error occurred
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:57, archived)
# I'm imagining someone sliding that up and down the pole and the imaginary dry, squeaky noise is making my teeth spin in my gums
edit: Oooh candle!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:57, archived)
# happy candle day
Never noticed it links to the bbc "on this day" page before. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:07, archived)
# :O So it does!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Rudolf Hess is dead?
Never forgive Michael Ellis.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:20, archived)
# KUDDLI HLSS N R HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:25, archived)
# I killed him when he joined Spandau Ballet
Noone needs that shit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

Smug of the RAF
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Ha! Fantastic!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:25, archived)
# that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Jerry stole his croissant
poor sod
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:44, archived)
# He's actually deep in Jerryland right there
Smug Junction is in Hamburg. He probably landed his Spitfire after covering the bombers and broke into someone's house to steal their coffee to celebrate a job well done. Unfortunately they didn't have any croissants :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:54, archived)
# I'd forgotten that the location had been tracked down
And celebrate with coffee? A chap celebrates with tea or nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I believe he might refer to it as either "char" or "a brew"
Calling it "tea" would be a bit genteel
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:03, archived)
# ´Nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:50, archived)
# NIce!
From Wikipedia:
'courage, cowardice, patriotism, dying for the sake of one's country, noble actions, and making a cup of refreshing tea while in the face of danger'
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Solid Snake Drinks Some Tea.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:10, archived)
# I like it
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:56, archived)
# MC Escher's bog?
Also, this sounds like an hilarious idea:
www.cutebitz.com/dont_pee_me_off_puzzle.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not going well in comicland

(Part 1)
These are taken from the comics by the way (apart from the syringe - it's from a different comic).
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:42, archived)
# What different comic? o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:44, archived)
# I Googled drugs in comics and that's what came up
I didn't go any further - the second frame above disturbed me enough - animal cruelty?!).

Just saw your Commando post - awesome! I loved those comics as a kid 'Come on Derek, we'll get those huns yet!'...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Most peculiar. Maybe it was one of those Just Say No type campaigns to keep kids off the smack?
And cheers! I personally never read Commando, but the collection of covers I was going through were simply amazing. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:47, archived)
# I think they're still going
I haven't read any for years, but they were about as patriotic as it gets in the U.K. (apart from the Olympics and Mo and all that).
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:51, archived)
# I think they are; only now could you charge £1.35 for a comic.
And they definitely do seem very patriotic. There was another comic I was looking at called WARLORD, and there's a character in it called Union Jack Jackson.

I wonder if anyone told him it's only called a Union Jack if it's flown from a boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:56, archived)
# He he!
Does he look like this:


What a specimen!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:05, archived)
# He wore a helmet with a UK flag on the front, and was known as UJJ to the Americans.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warlord_%28DC_Thomson%29

I may give this one a good 'shopping; I saw some ace covers before.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Do one of Killer Kane
I like the sound of Killer Kane.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:18, archived)
# There's a lot of really awesome sounding British comics from the 60s to 70s.
I may have to dig deeper, see if I find anything perfect for 'shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:21, archived)
# "It's only a Union Jack if it's flown from a ship" is officially the most tedious trivia nugget in the world ever
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:15, archived)
# You're more likely to be eaten by a shark than die in a plane crash.
THAT is tedious.

EDIT: And happy candles! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:20, archived)
# What if you are a pilot who never flies over water or ever goes swimming?
ta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:58, archived)
# I think it still applies.
One of your passengers will be a shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Actually, I think a piece from your 'On this day' page tops it:
'Prince William passes three A-levels and secures a place to study history of art at the oldest university in Scotland, St Andrews.'

Prince William, on this day in 2000 no less, passed three A Levels (out of where, it doesn't say). Now, is there anyone on this planet who needs A-Levels less? To study history of art? Did he need them to get in? Surely an heir to the thrown can go where he likes? Thanks BBC.

Happy candles, btw!!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:29, archived)
# To be honest, a history of art A level is probably as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike to the working populace
Ta for your candles grats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] It's how he honed that left foot...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:26, archived)
# He's kicking those cattle tae fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:27, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Smellchester FC!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:31, archived)
#
Coo'dnt make it up
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:44, archived)
# how are you gentlemen?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:12, archived)
#


Also:
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Broderick Pie?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# for gods sake, they're wedges not pieces of pie
it even says so in the instructions!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:16, archived)
# It's Trivial Pursuit with only the Science & Nature category.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:24, archived)
# I always thought it was supposed to be a cheese
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
# We always used to call them cheese
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:34, archived)
# yep, cheese or wedge
never pie
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Radioactive pizza
of Broderick
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:32, archived)

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