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# Aww, poor Phil.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:57, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:01, archived)
# lulz
The "Royal wee"...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:05, archived)
# If you drink that, you'll live forever!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Get a paper towel, someone!

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Fash Street Kid
Aplooga!
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:28, archived)
# FASH GANG
youtu.be/h4stpzwMtDU
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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
# What the fuck happened to the artists who could actually draw?
forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Desperate-Dan-animal-fight-Jamie-Smart.jpg
www.beano.com/media/26369/hero-billy-article.png
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Billy Whizz's greatest claim to fame is that his first name became slang for amphetamines.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:05, archived)
# That is a bit odd...
I get Billy Whizz's face and arm but I don't understand the configuration of his limbs
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Making him Plug, that's just mean!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:21, archived)
# probably nwot, but it took a while

complete with a cup of HappyToast's boiling piss
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:22, archived)
# ha, that's got everything
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha ace I too have a new one nwot
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:25, archived)
# I can't stopping watching these..... XD
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:28, archived)
# BLEK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:30, archived)
# nice bit of motion blur

edit - needs more freebase?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:31, archived)
# I'll leave that to somebody else ;)
*refuses to do memes/bandwagons blog
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:49, archived)
# *doffs cap to you*
while I love a good bandwagon, it's nice to see a person of principles.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:56, archived)
# i agree
some band wagon's are great and produce hilarious results.
some are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:08, archived)
# not that principled
*I have shopped Rob occasionally ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:55, archived)
# BLEK!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:41, archived)
# BLEK, BLEK, BLEK, BLEK, BLEK, BLEK, BLEK, BLEK, BLEK, BLEK, BLEK
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# Blek :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:47, archived)
# HE BLEK HIM GOOOOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Once you've had Blek there's no going back.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:52, archived)
# AREEVADURCHEE
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#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:01, archived)
#


Click for bigger (195 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:05, archived)
# lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:10, archived)
# This is all kinds of excellent.
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# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:43, archived)
# haha
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Hahahaha Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:27, archived)
# ahahahahaha
That is quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Aw, bless freebs and his adorable ignorance
Nice head tracking too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:30, archived)
# haha
Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:32, archived)
# just realised i can post from my nokia too!
What a waste of four years with no regular b3ta!!
*weeps openly on train*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:37, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:42, archived)
# THE FUCK COMPELS YOU
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# hahahahaha
great work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Ha ha...walked right past.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:00, archived)
# That's hilarious! I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha, wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:23, archived)
# FUCKin' L
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:38, archived)
# I want an outfit like his
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:44, archived)
#
.
And a plump bunny with a sword.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Achievement unlocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:38, archived)
# That's nice - I know someone a bit like that.
Have a bad gif, inspired by the QOTW post yesterday - 169 replies and counting...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I saw him on the tube this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:14, archived)
# nice combining of yiffers with larpers :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Everyone secretly wants to go LARPing.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I think you'll find that is incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:46, archived)
# I'm not secret about it
I liked LARPing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Long Anal Rimming Periods?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:11, archived)
# You offering?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:25, archived)
# you mean everyone has secretly tried LARPing when they were younger
but we don't talk about it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:09, archived)
# and feeders
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:08, archived)
# An arthropod with nipples?
Whatever next?

Also - S&S YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Listen, this is important: do scorpions even have nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:44, archived)
#
It might be they do not, hence the look of abject misery. When spider discovers that spiders don't have nipples either, the happy expression will fade.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:49, archived)
# A very sad story really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Male scorpions lay bags of cum on the ground to be picked up by passing by females.
Having nipples has saved them from a most boring existence
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Yes
Expertly clipped from humans that don't zip their tents up at night.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Cor!
*unzips tent*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:32, archived)
# You'd don't have to be a mammal to have mammaries.
Oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Consider the platypus : mammary glands but no nipples.
So close to eternal happiness, yet so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:46, archived)
# sturdy bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:47, archived)
# If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:58, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:11, archived)
# If you come to a place where the Buddha is, do not stop there.
If you come to a place where there is no Buddha, keep right on going.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Clearly
one clockwise and one anticlockwise is correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Hang on.
Clockwise to oneself, or clockwise to someone facing one?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:14, archived)
# What about other peoples' nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:29, archived)
# meanwhile in another bedroom....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Dirty sleeper
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:43, archived)
# v
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Plump those pillows, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Kids can be SO cruel...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Does it feed off cheese?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Yup!
Truckles of Stilton ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:11, archived)
# 3, 2, 1... you're back in the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Fuck knows what's wrong with him.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:02, archived)
# And, so, in the chaos of The Days of Reckoning, a great weapon was forged.
The mighty sword would bring righteous justice to kittenkind, and hasten the smiting of their enemies.

Throughout the dark places of the world, the name "Mousebane" became a curse... a word to shake infants from their slumbers... a blessing, even. The land of Fhluf would once again unite under the worthy rule of K'Hi-ten, The Blessed - third to bear that name since the opening of the mysterious Tynna'Chouna.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Also facilitating the cutting off of choice parts of tuna
EDIT I see that was mentioned underneath pic =)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Cool XD
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:33, archived)
# No apron...HARDCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:36, archived)
#
You should see what he's got stuffed into his swage-hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:36, archived)
# we iz doomed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Awww ...
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Strongbow product placement?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Ha ha! Heroic little bleeder!
Click!
On a side note I'm going to view a pair of kittens tonight and if they're not a pair of cunts I'm a gonna buy them!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Bad investment.
Buy a pair of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Mighty K'Hi-ten, before the forging of "Mousebane" and the fall of the House Of Fhluf..
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:02, archived)
# He did not think it too many...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:02, archived)
# The legend of Fluff ftw
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Indeed.
Songs are still sung about the golden sisal towers of Khazad Fhluf, their feathered mice blowing in the harsh Northern wind...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Hahaha win
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:51, archived)
# gearing up for battle
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:10, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Ha ha!
This is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Marvellous
Let the war begin. Have a Viking mercenary.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:19, archived)
# To amphetamines and beyond!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
top shop! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:09, archived)
# METH MELTS HELMETS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:12, archived)
# To infinity and Beyo...Hey mister, gisa pound. One pound. C'mon, one pound?..
fuckin cunt.... Hey lady, gissa pound? Please? It's forra bus. One pound....

Lovely Shop!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:19, archived)
# splen
did!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:23, archived)
# lol, meth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha, Rocky Dennis?


Entered this in the Guardians, Quentin Blake, shape game a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Rocky Dennis... Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Utterly brilliant Cap'n!!
Insta-FP! :)
WOO and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Blimey.
My thanks to those responsible.
Always appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:40, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Ooooh... that's a beauty.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:02, archived)
# An opportunity to pull my old one out....


(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 4:29, archived)
# I'm locked in a basement somewhere



(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Mofaha would like the 11.00 show
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:48, archived)
# oh, for a second there I thought I was somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:48, archived)
# You mean we're not?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahaha this is great
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Next week : Richard Gere Takes a Shit in a Kettle
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Gerbal Tea!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:00, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:02, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:07, archived)
# "pretty gerbil, straight up the ass"
"pretty gerbil, straight up the ass"
"pretty gerbil"
"I think you will fit up my ass, straight up the ass"

-and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:26, archived)
# a meal...
and a show!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:50, archived)
# etc...

(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Vegetable Soup... Pfft!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Whatever happened to Charlie Brooker?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:14, archived)
# He married a Blue Peter starlet
and died of sexual frustration.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:16, archived)
# I saw him walking around London a few years back,
listening to his iPod and looking very, very grumpy. I'd be grumpy too. Those iPod earphones are crap.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:18, archived)
# He's one of those people whose resting face is grumpier than his grumpy face.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:23, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
I don't see why people find these two getting married as odd. Maybe she plays a lot of Halo 3 or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Actually, I think they make a great couple. Both seem lovely.
I think they make a great couple. Both seem lovely.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I remember seeing her when she started the Blue Peters
I thought that she looked very nervous - twitchy and a nervous smile.
A few years later and she's still like that. Perhaps she's on the drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:34, archived)
# she was on arounf the same time as richard bacon
in fact i think her and richard bacon were a couple at some point, so you could be onto something there.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:17, archived)
#
This, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Erm
Then this...
sky1.sky.com/sky1hd-shows/a-touch-of-cloth

Since his C4 stuff was a bit rubbish, SKY seems like a natural progression.
(Nowt wrong with Screen Wipe, y'know).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Ah, there y'go.
The trouble with not having a telly is that I miss out on this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:52, archived)
# heheh
from the days before computers, sliced bread, the wheel etc.:


Clink for bugger (177 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:35, archived)
# I did once have a go myself...

...but it doesn't really work now the buggers are back in.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't want this anymore. You have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahaha I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:11, archived)
# "E's nicked me bike!!!" - ( readers voice )
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Excellent
reminds me of Thom Yorke?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:44, archived)
# braw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Sleep Dirt FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Ah, the WB years!

www.b3ta.com/board/10831589
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:25, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh dear.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:12, archived)
# No way... I'm working on another one right now. I'll post it here when I'm done. ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:35, archived)
# W00t +1!
it was yours that made me pull that one out of the zankenvault of shite gifs
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:14, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:50, archived)
# phukk.....
blocked (im at work!)
Edit: Love it - facking funtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Ah, crap: missed it by one day!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:21, archived)
# jerky dancing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:24, archived)
# hypnotic
It's meant to look like that.
No, really.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Watch out, they're up to their old tricks again!

deRIS
and just in case
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Ha ha! But which one?
Him or him?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Hehe,
I used to say 'This is the voice of the Mr Men...'.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:17, archived)
# quick reworking of Atomic's genius! - happy/ sad
Happy Sad Bowie

or angry/ extra weird :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Creepy!
I want to know what's written on his hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:09, archived)
# haha I can't see anything on his hand...
trying to get him to smile was soooo tricky... he ended up just darker than when he's angry :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:12, archived)
# I'm sure there's something written on the palm of his hand...
Whatever it is it's confusing him.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:17, archived)
# "I am a pretentious cockend"
David bloody Bowie. Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:41, archived)
# ARSEMINT BUTTY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:23, archived)
# *smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:30, archived)
# *frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:30, archived)
# *smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Dave Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:10, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Dave Allen. 1970s comedian. Missing fingertip.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:18, archived)
# and a bit of howdy's cat too
Captain Howdy's Cat

for good measure
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:26, archived)
# arf!
but looks wrong way round to me, I expect the corners of the mouth to follow the hand's motion
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:11, archived)
# shitttttt!!!
bloody good point there!!!!


but you know Dave's always done it his own way eh? maverick that he is. haha
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Too soon?

RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)
# oh you bad boy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:53, archived)
# pffft
oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Is there a collective noun for rapists?
There should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:59, archived)
# A gaggle of rapists
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:06, archived)
# A gang,
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Not all rapists are gang rapists
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Not all owls are in parliament.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Innocent!
Free the Crow five.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:25, archived)
# An assange of rapists.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Well, y'know...
...once they've said "alright, go on then" once, that means they're proper up for it at all times in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Gang?
Edit: Brainwee
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:03, archived)
#
A surprise of rapists
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:24, archived)
# An Akin of rapists?
He's a steaming pile of excrement who deserves to die in a fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:02, archived)
# It's funny because it's about a 14-year-old boy getting abducted and raped by two men.
LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:01, archived)
# "Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat."
- Peter Sellers
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Indeed.
No subject is unsuitable for comedy. My concern is whether this qualifies as comedy.

(Not that keen on all those "add a runner to the picture of Phan Thi Kim Phuc" pictures either. But, then, I'm just an old-timer lurker who has no bailiwick left for grumbling.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:06, archived)
# It made me half chuckle half moan, to me it's comedy.
Wonderful use of "bailiwick" there, a sadly neglected word.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:20, archived)
# That just takes all the fun out of it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Oof.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:46, archived)
# "one can see an opening on the brown"

De-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Harry's got some pretty shitty friends; leaking photos like that....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Interesting comma use there
So his friends are both attractive and fecal.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Thank, you.
you.Well spotted.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:48, archived)
# LEAKY SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Best track off "Scat Of The Land"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:49, archived)
# foul
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Poor guy. Everyone has a go at him for that whole German uniform thing a while back
So the next time he goes on the lash he makes sure that he is wearing absolutely nothing that could cause offence, and still people have a go.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha.
That bald bloke must have an immensely long willy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody vindaloo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:29, archived)
# A whodunit?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:32, archived)
# now, with added bears

This was my first ever b3tashop
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:33, archived)
# and the third fart was just right
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:35, archived)
# although it would have been messy if they were Irish bears
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:48, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Mictoboy's had her.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:34, archived)
# SCIENCE!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
*Click* Ning Moley! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Hallo Gorgeous!
How's tricks?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:23, archived)
# GOUT!!
Foot AND knee, same bloody leg!! :(
How's you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Gout eh?
May I suggest you change from Ninja to Pirate and chop the bloody thing off. A wooden leg feels no pain... And you get to have a parrot sidekick.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Ooh, there's a thought...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Arrrrrrr Ninjlad!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:40, archived)
# NOW... THEN...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:22, archived)
# hahahahaha, top shop at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Primark I think
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Weird science
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Howsaboutthatthen
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha.
That'll take some fixing.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:29, archived)
# hahah :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Only aunts use predictive text.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:37, archived)
# and bankers, swats and duckers
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:51, archived)
# So the predictive text got "Fucksocks" right?
I don't think that's a spoiler; on B3ta, with enough text "fucksocks" is a given.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Not bad,
but holy crap, FP faster than a fucking camel.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Yay! FP!
Thanks Magic Donkey!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Awesome.
And I bet the Prof would love it too.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:48, archived)
# hahahahaha...
good stuff mole face
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:54, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:01, archived)
# XD :D XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha!!!!
A Brief History Of....Shawaddywaddy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Time I shaved?
www.b3tards.com/u/5055baf3cf444c4a3c2f/side-of-manley-mouth.jpg

MODEDIT: NSFW - yes it's clever / amusing with it being your mouth etc. But at a glance it looks like a big vag so linky please. (You could paint your nails red next time too)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:50, archived)
# FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:51, archived)
# I knew a girl from Amsterdam.
. . .
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:53, archived)
# . . . so where's the rest of the limerick?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:52, archived)
# ooh!
Animated!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Nice O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Thanks my best yet
;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Phwooooarrr
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Well,
I am a hairy twat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:01, archived)
# NSFW! NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Yeah, afraid that I'm gonna have to hide this thread, from a distance it could be mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:12, archived)
# I was going to photoshop this doll's eye to make it look like a fanny, but i cant be arsed, and would only disturb myself
i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh214/kmy4boyz/IMG_1286.jpg

Pretty wierd how so many forms in nature look like vaginas, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Wierd indeed.
I always thought John Prescott looked like a bit of a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)
#
wierd weird
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Aaaargh! that's creepy as fuck
Do those dolls sell to anyone other than those who have lost a child or never been able to have one?
There's clearly a massive market for them.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)
# You may be right
I bought a realistic figure of Babydoll from sucker punch because ill never be able to have my own Emily Browning dressed in a schoolgirl outfit.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Whooargh.
I'll leave you to work out what that means.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:15, archived)
# time you learnt to optimize
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Are you suggesting he should put a finger up his arse at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)
# not multitask :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Oh, I know how,
I am just idle.

And NSFW, seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:20, archived)
# from the FAQ
"We like to keep b3ta free from any images which are, or could be mistaken as pornographic"

b3ta.com/features/faq/#nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:40, archived)
# don't blame me chap, I didn't touch it
God does have a point though :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha! Christ!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha
fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Fanny face
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Cuntychops
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Pussy pus
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:38, archived)
# ...er...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Bladdy 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:40, archived)
# I like how his head is emerging from that miniature stripey vase he is holding
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:18, archived)
# 1-800-CARTOONFLOWERS.COM
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:56, archived)
# haha, too much hair!
that reminds me . . . off to google I go! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:52, archived)
# You know the rules: three pubes per... oh wait...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:26, archived)

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