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[challenge entry] Nicked!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Happy Candles !
and heheh
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Feck me. 10 years!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:23, archived)
# you ok gramps?
I SAID, YOU OK GRAMPS!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:23, archived)
# i i i i i i i i i i
Happy 10th !!!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:14, archived)
# merry b3taday!!
*party pops*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Happy candles.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# :D/
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:15, archived)
# haha!
'it's medicinal!'
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Pass it down the line.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:13, archived)
# *zips up*
Sorry ladies, the cream isn't working yet.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:20, archived)
# but they don't even tile :((
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Must I...really?
edit: O.K.

meh
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:26, archived)
# I'm on the muthaf***a

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:35, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:36, archived)
# *prints*
*wallpapers house*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Is that Billie Piper?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Roddy
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Excellent!!!!!!!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:23, archived)
# !!!!!!!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:48, archived)
# He's been ripped off
they gave him the big leaves.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:51, archived)
# He's stupid.
You don't get high when carrying your stash.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:25, archived)
# XD-
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Fookin
Class!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 23:05, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just sneak this in here
Photobucket
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:55, archived)
# sneakily snuck.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Should have never sent that postcard...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha "sound of harmonica playing"
Nicely done :-D
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha!
Noice!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:21, archived)
# erk!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Cor, meaty bagpipes!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Good eye! I wish I had thought of that. I also wish I was better at animating.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Yeah, me too. I really need a new pc and decent software.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I'll pray for you! : )
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:37, archived)
#
p b
HEEHAW!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Behold: Dog boy!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:31, archived)
# holy shit!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:42, archived)
# What in the name of fuck is the source?
Brown?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahaha 'kin 'ell
the eyebrows
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Even unshopped, the guy at the back looks a proper deviant
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:37, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Never lead!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Is this from The Thing 3?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Ain't nothin' but a G(ay) Thing, baby!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:33, archived)
# sexeh tiem
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Haha
Take it like a man!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:56, archived)
# hahahaha
Lovely facial action
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:02, archived)
# new newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue547/

Question: Who would you like to meet?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, archived)
# The Claw from Inspector Gadget.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Aww, I was going to do a Claw for the image challenge!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Yay
and Bjork
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Are you a Bjork fan?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I would say yes
her last couple of albums have left me quite cold but I still think she's one hell of a creative force who'd be great to have a cup of tea with.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Nice one!
I only asked tentatively because she can polarize people. I personally think she's phenomenal - Homogenic, for me, summarizes all that was great about '90s music.

I'd love to have a cup of tea with her!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:29, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:03, archived)
# *air kisses*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Fuck that.
I think she's great and Post etc rock but I would like neck a bottle of scotch with her...
(, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 1:04, archived)
# as long as she can explain how TVs work I'll be happy
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:18, archived)
# :) great clip
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Gee, thanks rob!
I'd like to meat you.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:10, archived)
# I am made of meat
but referring to this isn't very polite
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Carl Sagan
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Douglas Adams
Or possibly Richard Feynman
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Sophia Loren
in her prime
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:15, archived)
# anyone that'll be my friend
Forever and ever.....
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Cheers
Lauren Bacall when she was 22
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Jesus
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Emma Watson back when she was...at least 25
back to the future style
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Thatcher
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Abraham Lincoln
my guess is that he was a cunt just like everyone else. i just want to know for sure
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Ubba the Boneless.
(, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Dizzies......!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:05, archived)
# B33ta
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:59, archived)
# :)
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I'm humming!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# I like these stingless bees
these bees less sting I like
:)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Yay, I thought they might need more tits!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
We need a line for the subject
that we can reject or select
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I'm telling mum.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Baldmonkey memorial issue
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Apple forced to deny claims the iPhone 5 are rebranded Zunes
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Baiting Muslims in the name of free speech.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# SITTING OUTSIDE THE CUNTPHIONE SHOP SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# 'what is the difference between the crop of an umbrella cockatoo and a racing pigeons crop?'
Genuine email i've just received

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Chihuahua found posting pictures on website.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:52, archived)
# REFLECTIONS OF ELVIS
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Does not contain any child fucking Islamic prophets.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# MINDLESS FRENZY SWEEPS THE WORLD
at Apple stores
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Religious? Get your righteous outrage here
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Kate's Clunge! Pictures inside.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Kates' flange centerfold inside.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:59, archived)
# With all-new B3ta Maps™
(Beta)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Photoshops of dead policewoman special
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Dog home goes out of business
calls in retrievers
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Rioting like alcoholics at the premier of "Hangover 3".
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# You can skip to blasphemous video in 5
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Do it in morse code
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Putting the e in email
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:03, archived)
# There are two kinds of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Behead those who insult Gangnam Style
There is no style but Gangnam Style and Psy is its prophet
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:04, archived)
# B3ta search, powered by Apple
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Behead those who insult Apple's maps
There is no map but apple's map and iphone 5 is its profit
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:05, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Edit:
أنا الزنجبيل، من فضلك لا تقتلني.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, archived)
# WITH ADDED PIX OF KATE'S CHEBS FOR YOU PLEBS...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, archived)
# *ting-ting* Out of my way, plebs!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Please buy this space, it's only 50p more than a mention below
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Behead those who insult Kate's tits
There is no tit but Kate's tit and Prince William is its prohpet
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# iPho e 5 edi io . We pr m se it w ll impr ve
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:10, archived)
# IPHONE MAPS ENRAGES MUSLIMS BY LOCATING MECCA IN CHISWICK
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Ran out of time.


(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:21, archived)
# That's fantastic.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:44, archived)
# I know!
I haven't checked the front page because it might be bad luck, but is it there yet?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:49, archived)
# That was a great album, he won't be disapointed....
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 5:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Awesome CJR Mix, he reminds me of someone...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:00, archived)
# haha
i was going to do a similar thing with Radiohead.
I shan't bother now.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:04, archived)
# No, do bother!
Definitely - I can see the likeness there, give it a go!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:10, archived)
# haha'z!
wonderful! I was going to do another one with him sucking a giant milkshake through a massive straw, but I don't think I'll bother now. This clutz has had too much airplay as it is.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:14, archived)
# I have to say
They really are showcasing some wonderfully good looking people, aren't they?!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Haha!
Can she get him with her stick?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I didn't know Anita Dobson played guitar!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
She did all the way through, while Brian was studying for his PhD. Two bottles in the shower? Not for these crazy cats.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] disturbed wanking antics over at the masturbatorium
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha
brilliantly done :-D
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:29, archived)
# cool!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:31, archived)
# sexy
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:34, archived)
# The wanking dead. Very nice!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:36, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Nicely CJ...
...and Hai! \O/ :)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:39, archived)
# hey up feller
how'ya diddlin'?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Tickety boo sir!
You? :)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Haha, gay zombie fears
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:43, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:47, archived)
# This is good.
I like this
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Haha he's giving him teh bad aids
:D
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] penal T
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Looks more like a penal L to me
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Ooof.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# You missed your b3taday yesterday,
and isn't this a little bit racist?
Same old story since the days of empire "of course,black men always have a huge Cadbury's Chocolate Finger in their pants"
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# its not a bad stereotype to have I suppose
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Tubular bells end
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:39, archived)
# do not cross the streams
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:56, archived)
# racist
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:47, archived)
# shiney!
shiney! lubed?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Not hugely original
.. but certainly appallingly executed

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Damn
That's much better and first
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:59, archived)
# To me they look more excited than frightened.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Doing some scribbling on my desk pad.


So I thought I'd colour it up.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Cool!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:05, archived)
# 2.7 ftw
nicely :)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Rubbish.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:13, archived)
# wow, nice!
also, vaguely related to halloween:
I have an idea for Halloween.
I am going to dip my hands in watered-down red latex paint and frantically wipe them on the inside of the passengerside window of my car.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:15, archived)
# That is a splendid plan.
Also wipe them on any ugly passing strangers.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:18, archived)
# i think I might also stick some broken styrofoam packing peanuts to the paint to look like brain fragments
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Nail an actual head to your dashboard for the full effect.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:26, archived)
# ha ha
do you think the local Chiropractic College will let me borrow a cadaver? ...or should I make my own fresh one?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:27, archived)
# There's nothing like home-made.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:33, archived)
# of course! I think I will let 'mother' come out and play in a couple of weeks muhahahaaa...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha
You could set something up under the rear bumper as well so red drips out onto the road so it looks like something is leaking in the boot.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:20, archived)
# :D

yeah, I'll also rub a bunch of vaseline on my face so it looks like I am perspiring while I drive. ...and of course, I will have to wipe a bunch of the blood on my shirt
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Don't forget the all important ceramic armour for when the cops notice.
'fears'
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# You do know it's September the 21st today?
and "That's fab!" too
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:19, archived)
# I just use it to write notes and reminders on, so it often doesn't get changed
from week to week.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:23, archived)
# TEEFS!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:27, archived)
# excellent - wish I could draw like that :)
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:30, archived)
# WOO!
nice doodles
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Good stuff!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
# neat
work
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Nice draws
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# The odd thing about this
is that I knew it was one of yours from the style of the teeth.

The style of the teeth, for fuck's sake. How much time must I waste here to be able to do that?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Nice....
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Q&D&V V S


Had to get it out of my head...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I wish you'd get out of my internets.
*click*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:00, archived)
# I shall be escaping the internets in favour of the public house very shortly...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Mrs V has hooked up with some rather mental mates from Belfast. She rang me half an hour ago to tell me she'd just got to the pub.
I'm at work until 4! Not fair!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:15, archived)
# It's took me about 5 minutes to get this and now I get it I realise it deserves a frankly massive spanging.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:11, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Awesome, dude.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:03, archived)
# nevermore
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:19, archived)
# *counter spang*
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:20, archived)
# tsk tsk tsk
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:32, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha! You are a silly.
Silons in court!

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Oh, fuck off
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:54, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Hahaha ace...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] to stop my mind from wandering...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:44, archived)
# This is beautiful
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:44, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Ahahaha, nice work.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Epic!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Cor! EPIC!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:47, archived)
# It can't get more epic than this
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Top work
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:50, archived)
# hurray!
I finally done a good picture!
cheers for the use of the word 'epic'.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Epic!
Apols for sticking my tawdry effort on top of this masterpiece.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Epic cut and pastage!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:57, archived)
# you're not wrong.
24 images, down to one.

god bless ctrl-c + ctrl v.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:11, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:25, archived)
# ha!
they'd've sold more albums with that cover to be fair.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Too much time on your hands there, sonny Jim!
Have a click!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Superb!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Very nicely done
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:15, archived)
# that must hhave taken ages and deserves a big click
so it is getting one
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:32, archived)
# not as long as you'd think.
unless you thought half an hour.

in which case, you'd be right.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:35, archived)
# ok it's shit :P
gets a click anyway

I'd resize to 400 wide - this has a good chance to FP
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:40, archived)
# i have no idea how to do such things...
sigh...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Stick a width=400 in there <img width=400 src="host.com/yeahwatevalooser.gif">
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:53, archived)
# well look at that, every days a school day eh?
cheers Mu.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:56, archived)
# <img src="yourfilename" width=400 /></a>
Add the condition width=400. If it's a JPG it should resize. b3ta is your friend.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Haha, top work!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Got a bigger version?
be nice to see it in detail!
(, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 18:27, archived)
# I do...
how do i do the thing with the thing so you can see it?
(, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:07, archived)

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