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# Now THIS is a frogbeat! I think... carry on, nothing to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Got Frog?

Fcuk Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:51, archived)
# *makes kenshiro ATATATATATATATATA noise*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:35, archived)
# HOLY TITCLAMP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Shitting 'ell
more of this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Michelin Webb! (sorry)

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Arf! :)
His real name's 'Bibendum' apparently, only just found that out...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:56, archived)
# who? The inspector or the fat logo fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:57, archived)
# The chubby white tyre man...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibendum
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:00, archived)
# ah
not just the roman God of Wine* then


*possibly not, don't know, didn't check
** just checked. I'm wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:02, archived)
# this just made me do a lol
www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/11/13/photoshop-of-the-day-2/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha
great find :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Yeah, I saw that on Reddit the other day
I lol'd
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Arf! Webb is only good in Peep Show
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:59, archived)
# he certainly can't do panel shows like Mitchell can
and of course the other thing Mitchell can do is this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Wow! I genuinely didn't know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:10, archived)
# I KNOW!
married n everything!

the jammy bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:11, archived)
# I know it's unlikely
And I'm not sure if it was just before they were going out or just after, but I was talking to her and he cock-blocked me.

To think what could (but was very unlikely to) have been...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:39, archived)
# haha, you dirty namedropper!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Blimey!
He can also laugh maniacally: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxjXAb9LQlc
(hmm, two heads sticking out of one body again... spooky!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:13, archived)
# I love that wonderful man
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:39, archived)
# I do like Numberwang though
and the mysterious 'Now we know' sketch
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:11, archived)
# yes
and "are we the baddies?"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:12, archived)
# To which the correct answer is "Yes they are, but only because one of them is a Ginge".
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:25, archived)
# also - re your sig and that Kevin Bacon 4G EE ad
he could have said "I'm Kevin Bacon. I was in a film with a lunar rover"

End of ad


if you do not know this ad, that will be very confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:13, archived)
# 4G EE is a mental bra size.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:20, archived)
# 4G is 84 in base17 so yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Geek lingerie sizing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:16, archived)
# No no, 102ZZZ is
(Google images is *not* your friend)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:24, archived)
# *googles anyway*
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Jesus wept, Beeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwbbbbbbbbbs, I think atomic needs to be informed of this.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I always thought Numberwang was a bit of a rip-off
of Adam and Joe's Quizzlestick: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfgRGW9Ghik
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:14, archived)
# ????
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Haha
This took me too long *shames*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Good as place as any...


Was funnier in my head, sorry.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:53, archived)
# pfft
do they taste salty?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:56, archived)
# I dont know
Are lesbians not freshwater?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Let it out
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 0:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Huhhuhuh!
Cliksh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Hahaha
:/
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Your image had a stroke. It was diff'rent before...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Better this way around
The first frame makes the 'joke' less obvious now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Yesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:23, archived)
# The 'o' in 'strokes' is suffering too!
(I can honestly say I've never seen an episode of Different Strokes despite the never-ending references in American sitcoms)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:27, archived)
# ahahaha
I've been waiting 25 years for this joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:36, archived)
# bindun
jeeeesus
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Biggest lol of the evening
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Well this is my new favourite thing
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:18, archived)
# I saw that little actor at a party one time.
True fax. At Marvin Davis' house in Denver. Gerald Ford was still alive and at the same place. When this little actor saw Gerald Ford he ran to him and Ford picked him up as if he were a child. The actor totally played up the I'm-the-adorable-little-boy-in-Ford's-arms bit even though he was a full grown man. Ford, as you know was president briefly following Nixon's resignation. He pardoned him thus ending his own career. I noticed he was the friendliest person there. Always jumping up and dashing around getting coffee for other people at his table. It was odd.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 4:44, archived)
# brilliant
proper lol'd
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Major office lol
Brilliant
(McChinaman banned, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 2:58, archived)
# Mies van der Rohe brrappp!


On his way home he got mugged for his phone by a couple of brutalists.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:48, archived)
# i have no idea what he's saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Mies was Dutch.
You'll have to get Mediocre to translate next time he's on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I thought he was German...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:58, archived)
# He was a Dutch/German cross with a bit of Weimaraner
It's an easy mistake to make as they all look the same to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:00, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Musty
with a hint of Le Corbusier, by Lentheric.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:04, archived)
# i dont understand it
but i like it. Lovely doodle, smallbrains
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Architecture man,
architecture.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Bloomin brutalists all up in your face with concrete and set squares...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:54, archived)
# It's because they was brought up wrong, innit bro?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Bauhaus innit bruv brap brap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:59, archived)
# UP IN YO FACE WIT MAH COMFY CHAIR
DESIGN CLASSIC MOTHERFUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Innit
I like the looser style :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Looks like Obama
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Damn straight, blood!
I admit, I had to wiki it, on the way this made me chortle:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponce_Creole
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:30, archived)
# sippin on gin and goose
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)
# I seen dem buildings
dey is BARE concrete innit blood
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The Zweistein-becoming-Einstein-relativity-theory……
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:52, archived)
# In its original context, this seems very creepy indeed.
Never trusted diamond patterned sweaters.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:55, archived)
# haha
take that Albert, you dirty old man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:58, archived)
# have there really been on only 5 posts since Moley's Rissing like feck Grub post?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:02, archived)
# yep, proper dry spell
no one can be bothered to contribute at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I was just having a crafty scroll back with my cup of coffee and thought Moley had Pea-Roasted
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:12, archived)
# you'd have more luck scrolling back with the mouse shirley?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:28, archived)
# I'm still in mourning for moggy and all the other BBC presenters hounded off /board by wild accusations of noncery
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:24, archived)
# b3ta is dying! you bastards! you are killing b3ta!
but I got no hummus or anything right now :/

I'm so weak

bury me here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
It really was an überfail post!
Perhaps that's what prompted BBD'Or to put me on ignore...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)
# it still got more replies than most people recently
including Beau
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I can't see his post - was it before or after you?
Hello Moley, by the way

You're reminding me of my Son's favourite bedtime story at the moment.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Actually it was yesterday at 18:44...
my Son's favourite bedtime story

Go on... tell me more...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:18, archived)
# the last line is
...and a Mole.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Is it about skin cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:22, archived)
# found it. Didn't take much scrolling back
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Ooof!
That's a cracker.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:15, archived)
# of course!
Squished balls!
The theory of everything is so clear now!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:27, archived)
# wtf happens to his head half way through?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Haha fuck yer science Albert
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Jesus
What's the source of that?!
EDIT: The power of google - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp6wy8bUFws
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Quick n' shit.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:57, archived)
# *awaits obvious "disappearing act" joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# *awaits less obvious "sawing Debbie McGee in half" joke*
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# that's not a joke
that's part of a wishlist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:08, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:12, archived)
# have a banana
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Haha
i never saw it like that
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:20, archived)
# He looks like such a happy little gnome in the first frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Courtesy of Monsanto -- being developed in a room behind the plant sciences division
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Bloody well hope
an antidote is being developed too
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# i've seen several shows this week involving outbreaks of haemorrhagic fever.
this pleases me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# self sucking
sexy genetics.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)
# it's what every man aspires to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:14, archived)
# while it sounds good
i don't think i'd like to suck my own cock.

to be honest i'm not the cock sucking type.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:27, archived)
# not even to get the honey off?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)
# what the point of being dipped in honey...
...if i can't be thrown to the lesbians?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Why would you want to be thrown to the lesbians?
Surely they'd ignore anything male...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# why would you want sticky lesbians?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Coz it's booby tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# It's not as nice as someone else doing it for you.
But it keeps you supple though.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Ooooh... pretty....
Made that kaleidoscope yet?

Also what happened to Beau Bo D'Or's "News of the Night" post...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)
# It was live-modded
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:22, archived)
# It's still there for me
He must have ignore 2.0'd you
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Oh yeah, so it is. Hmmmm... put me on ignore, eh?
so it is. Hmmmm... put me on ignore eh?I wonder why...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Maybe he went to click "I like this", but hit the wrong button
Nah, you can't do it by mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Maybe, but there's a confirmation screen... Are you sure you want to ignore? Yes/No.
but there's a confirmation screen... Are you sure you want to ignore? Yes/No.Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] mind if i pea all over your faces?

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Does there need to be a reason?
.
Dead Guinea pig.
Marginally bigger

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Heavenly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Oh who has diededed now :(
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Olga Da Polga
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:24, archived)
# that is a thing of wonderment
and i heartily approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:17, archived)
# This would make a lovely sorry my cat tortured and killed your guinea pig card
*flogs to moonpig
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Tried it.
They weren't interested.

I think there's a gap in the market for pet bereavement cards but I don't have the startup funds to explore it.
Any one lend/give me a few grand?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:59, archived)
# google "pet sympathy cards"
The gap is smaller than you think.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:10, archived)
# what about a
many condolences for the loss of your hat card?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
# So's your
penis.

/obligatory puerile response #435
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I am cut to the quick, sirrah!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:32, archived)
# rodent always in r harts
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:39, archived)
# has Gail Tilsley from Corrie died?
4eva in R Hartz!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Once again I get my news from b3ta
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Is it me or does it look like he's letting a discreet fartette escape?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Not so discreet, the bathwater's erupting
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Just hope he doesn't follow through.
with a coypu
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Well played sir
well played
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Mr Nibbles!
Nooo!
I'm coming!
*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Is that what happened to the one Phillip Scofield ate and posted on twitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:42, archived)
# no. no there does not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Very
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Once again, proprietary software is just copying open source
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Reiser#Murder_investigation
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# I noticed that Nadine Dorries' tits are the same as a witchetty grub's. [EDIT: Damnit! That's not Nadine!]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:44, archived)
# nope
i'm ris-ing here.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Yeah, I thought that might happen.
I thought that might happen.I'm not really sure either... Something about Nadine being a grubby woman.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:48, archived)
# She does have impressive top bollocks though...
Shame about the rest of her, her personality, face and heartbeat etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:41, archived)
# TJ.
MUST. NOT. CDC.....

i.huffpost.com/gen/859889/thumbs/s-OSBORNE-large300.jpg?4
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Everything is better with cdc...

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:34, archived)
# That wide-eyed girl is afraid of her own shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:48, archived)
# She looks completely insane.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:49, archived)
# high maintenance.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Cant quite tell what's going on here
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Phwoar witchetty grub tits ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:51, archived)
# they taste like peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:51, archived)
# But
That's not Nadine Dorries...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:55, archived)
# is it Liza Tarbuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahaha! You're kidding.
Google images said it was Nadine.... Oh well I'm a dumb-fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Ha, well
I guess Channel 4's Sarah Smith is going to regret dressing up as her in the long run then
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20266939
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:03, archived)
# You've got the wrong person twice.
In frames 2 & 4 is Rosie Webster from Coronation Street.
I've never watched the jungle show but I often wank over Corrie.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:21, archived)
# it's funny 'cause they're parasites
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Note: Please watch more shite TV
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:16, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:01, archived)
# She's clearly trying to play the pan pipes as if they were a recorder
The resultant shrieking is horrid and leads to weirdness.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha
I haven't watched the show. I did like Eric Pickles jocular comment that he would be 'voting every night to keep her in the jungle'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:48, archived)
# No new posts since last night, and i spent days on this, so have some morning sexeh
Based on a favourite sexeh model of mine called Sister Sinister
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:19, archived)
# This is tremendous
Edit, send your CV to some japanese porn companies
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Ok.
They might find me a bit overweight and hairy to appeal to their viewers though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:26, archived)
# there a genre
for everything in Japan, you'll get work
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Tru dat y'all
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:07, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:55, archived)
# YES!
This is the kind of comedy gold that should be on tv!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Bravo, sir!
More of this sort of thing :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Super stuff as always chap :)
Also, she'd make my cock look big, which is another plus.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:22, archived)
# A.S.L.?
Amazing work. I love the shininess. Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:30, archived)
# American Sign Language?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Nicely done.
A quick Google reveals an impressive body, but a peculiar face.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:32, archived)
# I loves her face
But then i loves Sophie Ellis Bextor, who seems to be a bit marmite-y on here. I like interesting, angular faces.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:51, archived)
# She has an intriguing symmetrical face

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:55, archived)
# *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:55, archived)
# /offers a hand
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:16, archived)
# It's a 50/50 face.
Half the time she looks lovely, the other half she looks like a dude with shaved eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Well, that spacky gif up there, isnt the most flattering one - she looks greasy and puffed up
This one, however....
www.actors-pictures.com/pictures/sophie-ellis-bextor-39.jpg
*erects*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:09, archived)
# If Sophie was up for it, and my other half didn't mind, I still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Beautiful lighting

she has lully legs too
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:16, archived)
# I still haven't figured out which are the real ones in this pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Splendidly rendered
and now we know what you're looking at on the net most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:44, archived)
# I dont search any more - it just pops up in my newsfeed on facebook :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:55, archived)
# leaving you with both hands free.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Shiny, shiny.
shiny.Very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Phwooooooooooooooooar
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Cor! Shiny!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:53, archived)
# she looks feisty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Spluffs
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 10:46, archived)
# sexy skills!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Hhhhhhhhello :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:33, archived)
# She's gonna be in London this weekend (she's swedish)
We might have time to meet up so i can give her a print of it, though it would probably not happen, as she'll be super busy.
Just as well, as there would probably be much awkwardness and pant soiling.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Well just be polite about it.
It's probably not a condition she likes to talk about. Though you could put an offer in for them. Soiled lady pants might be worth a few bob on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:04, archived)
# pffft
(is the sound said leaky pants would make)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:11, archived)
# /faints
Taters does it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Cathy Barry
springs to mind. She used to live up the road from me behind Asda
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Phwoar
Did she go to work in an outfit like that?

I bet she was rart filth
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# she was always in the daily sport
and made pornos in her house. you can actually see asda in the background in one of them. google her
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Very nice
I keep meaning to try something like this, but it's time consuming.
I've had a peek at blender and it's a bit of a mind fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
# artbase:taters
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:29, archived)
# She looks like a right nob
s'good though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:37, archived)
# ".....and i will shit on you"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Hehehe
That pooey bog brush reminds me of this pic i did (to a fanfare of silence), so allow me to pea it.


(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:57, archived)
# my eyes are stinging just looking at that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:06, archived)
# you have lovely orange eyelashes though
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:07, archived)
# yeah, and picking the dry shit off would be fun
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:12, archived)
# what is this? a brush for giants?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Yes
Giants named Domestos, who have fancy logos.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:39, archived)
# RUPTURED JUSTICE 2: The Hogan Incident
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:02, archived)
# ANUL KONFLICT TU: TOTAL GOOCH WIPEOUT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:11, archived)
# i like the part in that when mulligan uses his chode as a fuck-grenade and then logan beats the hogans with his gatling brendle
good shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:13, archived)
# best bit is when McVince throws that exploding monkey into the market and fucks up all the mellons
...and civilians
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:16, archived)
# the fight in the vatican is pretty good, especially when the pope has a mecha suit on
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:18, archived)
# yeah awesome
and who knew the fucker had his anti-gravity battleship stored under the colosseum, eh?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:21, archived)
# no spoilers please
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:27, archived)
# i think all of this will have to be shopped
my photoshop has been acting weird recently, i think it's since my graphics card updated last week.
all of a sudden the picture will turn into massive pixels and the brush tool will draw pixels, it's shit.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:30, archived)
# "But what I do have is a very smelly pair of pants..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:41, archived)
# "Smells I have acquired through a fried food diet."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:49, archived)
# "Smells that make me a nightmare for people like you..etc"
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 23:55, archived)
# sumo legs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 0:26, archived)
# CODE BROWN
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 1:09, archived)
# roman style
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 4:14, archived)
# impoper brush usage
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:33, archived)
# jangle jangle.
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Seen his face so much, recently, I think it's now burnt into my retinas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:03, archived)
# I don't even know.
(SM46272845, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:53, archived)
# photoshopped pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Uncanny.
RE: 'The Witches' - I always remember being slightly unsettled by the bit with the girl trapped in the painting. The acid probably didn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:56, archived)
# she needs skullfucking to death by two gay men.
this is her stating that she has changed her mind on gay adoption

www.youtube.com/watch?v=peAmygbh7CQ
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:58, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:56, archived)
#

(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:27, archived)
# you don't need lasers when you're FABULOUS!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:30, archived)
# super awesom!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Ah, the Green Fairy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:37, archived)
# so, 'the heart grow fonder' means 'vomit', then?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:42, archived)
# ... and the brain spongier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:45, archived)
# also, sir jimmy savile is a peedo?
well, shit. i thought he was a nonce.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:54, archived)
# horse has a front cameltoe!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Real painting Monday is shit.


Click for bigger (61 kb)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:35, archived)
# handytrunktree
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Also with woody cock fingers.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Thank 'e kind sir.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:39, archived)
# no its not
im gonna start painting again.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:41, archived)
# That tree is brilliant
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:10, archived)
# woo(d)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Filth!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 9:56, archived)
# quad vespa

hi folks how are you all, long time no draw anything.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:19, archived)
# 'lo!
nice concept sketch, how long before prototyping?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:20, archived)
# SHOW ME THE MONEY !
and i will make it so.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:22, archived)
# wouldn't it be ace to be rich enough
to gather all the bits needed to make one, just for shits and giggles?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:24, archived)
# I've got the boys in the labs working on this.
I'll get back to you shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Nice.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlQlPpeMzaE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:27, archived)
# yay, it's him!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:27, archived)
# I want one
edit are these for Quad Mods?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:28, archived)
# :D
it's like an ATV for mods
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:48, archived)
# That's cool.
I'd buy one. I predict we'll see these in the near future.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Needs more Morten Harkett
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Cool
Totally what those ^ ladies said
I want one
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:12, archived)
# A Quad(rophenia) Bike?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Ive seen one of those online,
may have been a CGI mockup I cant remember, This was the closest I could find. But, Im sure the front was based on a skidoo snow quad thing...
i515.photobucket.com/albums/t360/ska-man66/scoots/wheels.jpg
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:48, archived)
# dorries karloff
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:15, archived)
# :D
Insta FP!
Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:16, archived)
# thanks magic donkey!
and cheers all
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:26, archived)
# shhhh...
magic donkey knows nothing of the board, he just deals with the newsletter, if he know about the board reality as we know i would come crashing down.

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:01, archived)
# excellent
edit: and insta FP - yeah !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Sad, the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:48, archived)
# hahahaha
spot on.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:54, archived)
# She reminds me of that one-legged-beatle-fucking-whorebitch
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:24, archived)
# i'm a public servant, not a celebrity... but fuck it, i might even get to marry the other cheeky girl...
fucking politicians. can't we send them all off to the outback where they can find gainful employment as saltwater crocodile chew-toys?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:34, archived)
# yes, after reading that i realise there's very little saltwater in the outback
we'll just have to gas them
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:45, archived)
# There is salt water in the outback
The great inland sea will occasionally flood and it is salty. There are vast salt lakes till some water comes along. That is very salty.
(justin(e), Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:36, archived)
# yeah fuck mid beds!
south beds is where it's at. haha

(It really isn't)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:47, archived)
# haha
I would though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Einstein... zweistein
(devilstick, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Wunderbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:39, archived)
# ninestein
mikecane2008.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/ninestein.jpg?w=440&h=331
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Bennett?

www.b3ta.com/links/Queen_live_at_Wembley_Stadium_12_07_1986_Saturday_25th_Anniversary_Edition
54:59
i think bennett and eddir murcree from qwen are the same person
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:10, archived)
# pass the fucking chedda
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Let off some cream, Bennett!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I was watching the original Rambo, it's very well filmed, it looks like a european movie.*
Also, have you seen Killer Joe?

*Though I know it was filmed in Canada as my friend once lived in that town.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:16, archived)
# I still love 'First Blood'. Before the biceps and bombs took over, John Rambo was a great anti-hero.
Not seen 'Killer Joe' yet, but I will.
Any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:19, archived)
# yes, it's from Friedkin, it's very unusual and the last ten minutes are fucking mental
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Friedkin's films always have a wtf element.
I remember when 'Sorcerer' descended into Roy Scheider laughing like a lunatic and driving his truck in circles for the last five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:24, archived)
# i'll check it out
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:26, archived)
# It contains one of the greatest action sequences, ever.
The nitroglycerine-laden trucks trying to cross a rope bridge during a tropical storm is pure cinematic amphetamine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:30, archived)
# So his vest is made out of PLAYDOUGH!
All this time I thought it was chainmail...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:26, archived)
# It'll always be chainmail, as far as I'm concerned.
Despite someone on here saying they'd seen the HD version of 'Commando' and that it was actually chunky wool (or somesuch).
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:34, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Hitler & Mein Mutter
CNBVCDB

9pm




Wednesday!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:14, archived)
# oh holy lord!!
LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Hahaha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Still love this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 11:32, archived)
# oh go on then
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:41, archived)
# I'll post this here while it's quiet
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:44, archived)
# and this one ...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:45, archived)
# i'm going to break all my rules and tune in to 'i'm a twat in the jungle' tonight
to see her buried alive with insects.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:30, archived)
# "quick, let's get the boot before everyone remembers what wankers we are"
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# blog's great
:D


but who is dbetje?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:43, archived)
# cheers
dbetje? ??
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 5:01, archived)
# Topical
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:40, archived)
# =]

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:06, archived)
# fabulous smug expression
shopped or lucky find?
(rogerzilla, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Sho..
Lucky find :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:23, archived)

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