b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 40876 (Older | Newer)

# it's like Jabba the gut
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 7:20, archived)
# ha ha
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:01, archived)
# jesus wept
can you imagine Cyril bearing down on you?
death wouldn't come soon enough
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Hermahgerd. Hermahgerd.
 

 
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 5:33, archived)
# I'm going to ask you a bunch of QUESTIONS.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 5:35, archived)
# no I will not pee in the cup, I know my rights
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 5:53, archived)
# You are on fire.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 5:41, archived)
# There's a spider on your head.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 5:58, archived)
# (^(^;;^)^)
GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 6:28, archived)
# f f f fergchf f f fergch f f f fergch f f f fergch f f f fergch f f f fergch
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 6:02, archived)
# What have you been told about speaking Welsh in class?
*Welsh Nots*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 6:40, archived)
# good to see all as it should be
woo & carry on!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 7:16, archived)
# FUCK ABOUT!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:57, archived)
# down with the bedclothes, up with yer night shirt
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:33, archived)
# hypnotising
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:54, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# oh no
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 3:25, archived)
# You're getting really good at this painting lark.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 3:52, archived)
# He just needs a suit...................for more protection.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 3:58, archived)
# kitty kitty boom boom
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 4:06, archived)
# fluff fucked
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 4:11, archived)
# WHAT KIND OF A HAM-FISTED BROTARD MADE THIS?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 4:35, archived)
# FEEL THE EPIC CLASSICNESS PUNY HUMAN..........WORD.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 4:42, archived)
# KITTENTOUCHER
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 6:03, archived)
# TAMBOURINE SOLO
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 5:37, archived)
# Sneaky Snake.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:04, archived)
# is it on? it certainly looks like it is on now
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 5:13, archived)
# For every mofohaha.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 5:23, archived)
# !!!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 6:03, archived)
# this is truly ace!
have an old school woo!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 7:17, archived)
# o/
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
# this place needs more fluff
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 1:46, archived)
# and cdc's, of course
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 1:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 2:41, archived)
# i miss clansoul

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 2:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Dettori denies it all!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Hahaha
First to the chemist. Nicely
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 0:19, archived)
# And it's Frankie Dettori on Banned Substance.
He's doing good time, on the inside, on the inside.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 1:19, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 0:19, archived)
# What odds..
will you give me on the shark?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 0:31, archived)
# ha
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 0:39, archived)
# also, nw...

cfb333kb
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 0:41, archived)
# He admitted to taking a banned substance, but that 'it was not performance enhancing'.
Of course it wasn't if he took it, not the bloody horse.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 1:17, archived)
# dettori, butt naked, off his tits, riding jeremy the annoying horse
across buckingham palace front lawn
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 1:28, archived)
# firing cheap chinese fireworks from his urethra
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 1:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 2:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 2:56, archived)
# Fuuuck!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 4:03, archived)
# love this
one of the finest seamhorses
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 4:04, archived)
# It isn't a seamhorse, I'm just really really bad at this computer art stuff.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:25, archived)
# majestic
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 5:31, archived)
# reminds me off
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Going. Good, Good to Soft in places
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Mo-vember
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Got a funny feeling...
That you're a hundred years old and were actually the real stylist of the man himself.
please dont spoil my dream...

(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:20, archived)
# haven't pearoasted this one for a while...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Adolf Zappa?!?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Frank Hitler
I presume.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 3:32, archived)
# ich bin ein tuna giraffe!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 7:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:42, archived)
#
*click*
edit : not that I didn't click the others, just didn't know what to say about this... my mind went animate.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:43, archived)
# fuck yeah
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 4:14, archived)
# He's not happy
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:54, archived)
# hahaha lovely
Well invading Russia could have gone better
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 0:25, archived)
# ... Having defeated teh evil Jimmy Sovile, Laser Unicorn faces high noon at Plantation Hill, next door to Guy Fawkes' house.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:37, archived)
# That's no...
erm...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:38, archived)
# did i blink?
=D
I'm going to bed
Night b3ta!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:39, archived)
# 'night Ives!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:40, archived)
# laser unicorn will save or kill us all
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:06, archived)
# laser unicorn free the slaves
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 0:32, archived)
#

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 0:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 1:00, archived)
# AT LAST
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 2:31, archived)
# we got there
in the end
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 2:57, archived)
# yes...maybe...no...what?
/ac
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 0:59, archived)
#

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 1:09, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 1:14, archived)
# MOVE CAR
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 2:32, archived)
#
Laser unicorn has a choice of weaponry:

Lasers: Spread, Ripple, Lock, Beam, aeon flux, flower pattern
Bombs: Smart, nuke, HAARP induced, Niberu trajectory altered comet bomb (planetary/solar)
Reverse polarity pick-up transforms laser into suction beam (bit like Galaga), whereby enemies' weapons can be sucked up and their lasers+patterns added to the arsenal.

Fire is auto, holding down fire charges laser-bar through different clusters. Enemies have differing resistance to various laser types (like Truxton)

Boss runs/score attack

- - there that's better - -
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 7:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:18, archived)
# hmm, drugs don't seem so bad any more...
=D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:19, archived)
# bunny is fitting
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:29, archived)
# nah, the eyes stay open when people fit
Its a dead giveaway for real and fake seizures...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Ah yes of course, I've only seen one fit and that was 'petit mal'.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:38, archived)
# ah absences
They make the day go quicker...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:41, archived)
# The lady in question had a more severe fit in the factory where we worked.
The next guy in the line,(not the brightest)when asked why he didn't report it said, "I thought she was tapping her foot to the music."
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Not sure that's right.
Though it could be true where grand mal are concerned.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Haha =]

Something something...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:36, archived)
# arf!
Someone I used to work with and that convinced to be b3tan (although he wasn't for long) did an excellent shop of Vader as nelson when he's dying
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:38, archived)
# I particularly like
the footage of the Star Wars arcade game on the 14" TV behind...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:26, archived)
# DEVIL'S DANDRUFF
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote is literally here.

Your choices? They're these:

* Extreme Drug Taking. Explained here: www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1782294

* Portable tech. In a week where Motorola announced a computer that straps to your head, invent some ridiculous mobile technology

* Start a campaign - "One-way pavements", "Bring back red flags for cars", "Vegetable for Scotand!" Choose a lost cause and gather support for it

* One word challenge: Graphs (we've done this before but it was good so do it again)

Vote receptacle:




(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Something something moan, something moan, click anyway... moan.
Something something darkside
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:10, archived)
# *blue harvests*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Giraffes?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:47, archived)
# pirates vs ninjas
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:31, archived)
# return to pirate island!
But stealhily...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:32, archived)
# pirate v spider
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:25, archived)
# i got on page one of graphs
with a picture slagging off the graphs challenge
so you can imagine that a re-run would be really popular
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:25, archived)
# it'll be pearoastastic!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:28, archived)
# me too
it was my hishhest placing at the time :)

(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah. I'd have to post this piece of crap again...


(it's a pie chart)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:12, archived)
# I know how you feel...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 1:22, archived)
# But all mobile technology is already ridiculous.
/doesn't even have a cellphone BLOGGGGGGGGGGGG
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:31, archived)
# What about if religion were true
Cheesus lives
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:31, archived)
# A side suggestion, how about acting with impunity?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:50, archived)
# does that 'makes me moist' picture in your profile show whoevers lookings username,
Or do I make you moist?
*hopes*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:08, archived)
# I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:14, archived)
# of course you don't dear
*pats back*
*mouths 'he does' when he's not looking*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:16, archived)
# I SAW THAT
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:30, archived)
# with those glasses?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:35, archived)
# english cunt
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Evening Prod!
x
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:58, archived)
# lo pot :)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:02, archived)
# something
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:55, archived)
# somewhere
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Drugs
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:17, archived)
# he doesn't inhale!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 0:20, archived)
# drugs or tech, both could be fun
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:58, archived)
# What was wrong with my idea?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:58, archived)
# YES! \o/
edit: WTF? This compo was rigged.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 4:16, archived)
# "in life, it's what you put in the c#nts"
Maybe should have got a non Scottish person to listen to their new TV ad before broadcasting www.baxters.com/about-baxters/interact/stay-full/
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:32, archived)
# I think you may have took a wrong turn there, fella
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Yep,you're not wronggggggggggg. Links board I guess?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Sure as hell
*gobs in spittoon*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Wrong turns make man stronger
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Or your bum gaped by inbreds
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:45, archived)
# NOW SQUEAL
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:46, archived)
# mnnnnnnghhhh
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:34, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Genuine lol
*clicky*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:17, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:02, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Snorting laughter at spazz towers
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Thanks, I now can't comment on that image from last Monday that I was about to praise :(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Praise away......
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Here comes the heat...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I WILL KILL AGAIN
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:39, archived)
# YOU'RE ALL A BOUNCH OF FOUCKING COUNTS!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:10, archived)
# That was a great challenge
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:38, archived)
#

(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:58, archived)
# HAM MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU TOUCH IT?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:01, archived)
# sip by motherfucking sip
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:53, archived)
# These are the important notes I made at today's meeting.


There is about another 4 pages, but this thread seemed important enough to share.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:47, archived)
# oh fuck off you twat
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Brilliant
err this ^
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:29, archived)
# had a few hours off work unexpectedly did some drawing in a big daddy roth stylee
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:11, archived)
# I'm going to infer from the beret that's a citroen or something
 
le wooyay
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:13, archived)
# 2cv
two cylinder 600cc of raw POWER !
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:16, archived)
# I managed 73mph downhill in mine.
Beautiful machines.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:31, archived)
# my dad clocked mine at 80 on the motorway once
the speedo ran out at 75, i used to thrash the living daylights out of the fucker.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:35, archived)
# SHOWOFF!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:11, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Ace!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:26, archived)
# This reminds me of something from childhood. Like a fucking million years ago.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:29, archived)
# ed roth, thats the man
just about what i was aiming for.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Odd Rods! I posted one the other day.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:44, archived)
#
Click 'n Woo!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:56, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Still the best pianist... ever!!!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
perfect
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Haha, when I first saw the face
I thought it was Mel Smith
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:20, archived)
# It's time to put on makeup. It's time to light the lights.
 

 
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Its time to whip the Cock Boy
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Glansman and Throbbin.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:06, archived)
# HAND ME THE CLAMPS
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:08, archived)
# It's time for your Methylphenidate
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:07, archived)
# more like clozapine lol
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Is there a way to find the cure for this implanted in a pill?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:34, archived)
# i know how you feel, kermit, lil buddy :(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:38, archived)
# go nuts
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:01, archived)
# F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Hi, I'm Kermit
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Something or other.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:50, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Good old Groucho!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:59, archived)
# the question he needs to ask
is where is Engels dick?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:00, archived)
# POOR MARX. 4 EVA WIV DA ENGELS
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Haha.
Ace.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:11, archived)
# lol spot on
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:29, archived)
# He's just checking out Marx's "manifesto"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:03, archived)
# In his lift, everyone's entitled to an equally large handful.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Ass kapital.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Genius
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Quality as usual.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Fresh!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 18:45, archived)
# I feel the need to smash things
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 18:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Halfwit-Life 2?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Gordon Fuckman.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Gordon Freebase, surely?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Haha!
Get that bitch to a trance rave!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 19:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:11, archived)
# XD
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:04, archived)
# There's an aligator in the lift, and it's not ok.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 18:51, archived)
# wait.. lift?
 
well, I'll be jiggered - turns out the Otis passenger elevator debuted in 1857 so yes, very possibly a lift
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Sweet racing line...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Could be a goody...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Life in the fast lane
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Bloody hipsters.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:25, archived)
# A vintage Snorton with two-coke engine.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Charlie Davidson
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:40, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Kawasmaki
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Gramaha.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Apillia
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Du-fattybombatty-cati
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:00, archived)
# MBSA
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)
# yamahash
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Doob-cati
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:09, archived)
# I like to think he's going in reverse and blowing snot out.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:45, archived)
# *hums white lines*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Guess who came last....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)
# of course he did
after all, what's th'rush?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Ooooof
\0/
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:26, archived)
# It's the bike -
he just hal-finched it.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Don't do it!
:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Love it
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Fantastic
'starts building sidecar'
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:30, archived)
#
awesome
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Now that's what I call a sport.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:51, archived)
# fuck yeah
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 20:12, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 22:27, archived)
# class.
Now make it move!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Great stuff
but you got the year wrong
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 6:39, archived)
# THIS WAS FUNNY IN 1999 LOL
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:57, archived)
# What a delightful coffe... hang on, is that a human rib cage?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# needs more Highlander for the '86 edition ;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# They're planning on remaking it. :(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# What?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:08, archived)
# I know right?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Oh dear...

(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:34, archived)
# *cries*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:39, archived)
# EPIC PUBES
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:31, archived)
# yes, Ryan Reynolds and all that
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:13, archived)
# The TV show wasn't bad enough
Highlander 5 trapping me to the soft at 2am. ITV 2, Damn you to Hell. ... DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Highlander The Source was pretty wretched too.
I've oddly never seen Highlander 2, nor do I plan to.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:14, archived)
# highlander 2 takes all the best bits of highlander
then throws them out the window and shits and pisses on them from a great height.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:09, archived)
# And makes them all aliens, or something.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 18:34, archived)
# what are you talking about, there was only one highlander movie, and only one warlock movie too
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Ah bollocks. Just imagine he's there.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:07, archived)
# will do
*thinks*

arf!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:14, archived)
# haha
brill
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:21, archived)
# LOL 1999
*click
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:29, archived)
# fizz biz newz
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Irn Bru are sponsoring Man United?
I did not know this.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha
This is brilliant.

Also, I know I shouldn't be all stick in the mud and frightened of change, but I'm sad to see Barr go. Still run by the family, and apparently they all travel separately because they're the only ones who know the recipe to Irn-Bru.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:43, archived)
#
in case they all get taken out at the same time by one of Vimto's reaper drones
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 19:00, archived)
#
Topical and lolerific. Click.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Speak English!
:D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:57, archived)
# F(izzy) P(op) this nao
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:58, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Haha!
And TOP lurking, chap.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:33, archived)
#


(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:56, archived)
# i intend to use the phrase sanctus stercus at least once today
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
# "Useful Latin Phrases" By Joviel Jakovitch.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Stercus Stercus Stercus moriturus sum
T.Pratchett
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:04, archived)
# DAMN YOU, BARRY!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:08, archived)
# i've long been a fan of rincewind's "stercus, stercus, stercus, moriturus sum"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:21, archived)
# >:(
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Faintly Ark-Of-Covenant-esque profile to that object in the cart...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Upright piano?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# It's not the Ark.
We all know perfectly well that by 306AD, that was buried at Tanis.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Yay!
Pip will soon forget about Hilary when he opens up that cart full of mint condition "Homus vespertilian" first editions.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:02, archived)
# *spangulus*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:07, archived)
# There's a yift in the space-time continuuuuummm.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Putting £20 on headcrabs coming through next.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 16:31, archived)
# oi!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:06, archived)
# she seems surprised to have spaghetti in her mouth
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:12, archived)
# That's how it goes
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# it looks like she's being yawn-raped by a wheat-based tentacle
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
# or princess beatrice
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# true
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)
# don't apply human morals on this act
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:21, archived)
# how DARE you!
never in my LIFE have i EVER been accused of having morals!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:23, archived)
# That's so his noodly cock.
*click*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Poor spaghetti monster
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Look at the size of those balls!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Disney memes are shit.
Jusssayin'
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:31, archived)
# thanks.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)
# no prob
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Miserable sod it's been ages since we had a decent bandwagon...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
# oi barry!
ever since april, this feels like b3ta minus the comical talent.. what did I miss?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
# me running naked across /board
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Well, let's see...
First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I see
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:46, archived)
# you forgot to mention that great picnic we all had last week
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# What, the one that you ignorant sods didn't invite me to?
*heads into corner and weeps*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
# we did!
we just thought you never came because you weren't allowed out of the house after the "incident"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:55, archived)
# No they took the tag off last week.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:01, archived)
# there's still a bit of cake left
although the salmon mousse hums a bit
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# people complaining that the place is dying until people thought the place was dying and left mainly
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Yeah...still waiting for one.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# i'd rip a grizzly's knackers off to look like her
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
# But surely then you'd just look like you holding a set of grizzly's knackers...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)
# i could always say they were baby tribbles
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# You can start here
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# 0_0
if i didn't freak out when something is snug around my neck, i'd totally have that nanotech choker!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:57, archived)
# I feel the need to smash things after seeing something like this.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# °_°
Spagletty monter!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:04, archived)
# she has been touched by his noodley apendage.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:11, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 17:28, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds