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# Deadmau5 Birthday Cake
LED eyes, ton of colouring and glitter.



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(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 23:34, archived)
# Dead of Mouse.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 1:30, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Naughty Uncle Bulgaria...
(pineapple_juice, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Church removes bar to gay bishops.
So where are they going to get a drink from now ?
Photobucket
(EddieRobbo, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 21:41, archived)
# I thought..
Gay men loved bishops?

I'm confused now!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Everyone is bashing bishops.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 23:06, archived)
# You don't seem very impressed.
Well, I haven't seen a jock strap since junior high.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 23:08, archived)
# thats a bit of a bummer for them then!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] "Take a look at me pictures, deary. I don't know how to turn them around."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 21:04, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Heheh
And yay Sparks!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)
# Ta.
Something about a Big Brass Ring...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] quick n' shite


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(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Yep

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Lol
Facebork
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 4 Jan 2013, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop bowing to peer pressure you muppet!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:43, archived)
# Sort of looks like a goatse...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] A quick one before work



(champagnerocker, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# that blue text is difficult to read
just post a picture of your bum instead
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Yes it is.
I spend five minutes fiddling with fonts and colours trying to get something clear and then the internet makes it all resized and fuzzy :o(
(champagnerocker, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Bloody internet, eh
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)
# TB;CR
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Damn. Didn't see this.
Too late to ninja.

WHY, INTERNET. WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:00, archived)
# I'd just like to add
my support to the anti-blue sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)
# TB:DR
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Too blue, don't like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)
# George Osborne's
got a funny hat
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 19:09, archived)
# Font's too black.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 6:29, archived)
# Musta Bindun Shirley
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Officelols!
It's ok as I'm the only one in my office.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)
# ahahaha
see y'all tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)
# I like this too
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 19:03, archived)
# Hehehe
Does he work at the local Plant?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 19:10, archived)
# \o/
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
# Oh. Dear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 22:36, archived)
# All of the above...
and yet none.

Glad I got it out of my skull.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Sat 5 Jan 2013, 0:10, archived)
# Oh FFS
That is great and I'd like to give you a dead arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 0:40, archived)
# End of day doodle.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
# FOR SPORT!
`\o.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# the anteater looks like he enjoys it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Why doesn't the anteater have tits
Why doesn't the man have ears and a tail
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# The man does have ears and a tail
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)
# he has one giant ear tied around his head
can't you see the ends of it tied together?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# A man who takes pictures of girls with Starscream in their knickers
probably shouldn't cast aspersions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Once again, JMG saves the day.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)
# *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
# XD Thanks!! I think so too!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Baaahahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Fisting animals again.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:44, archived)
# I wonder how many kids are gonna whinge about the "animal cruelty".
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Hah! Rubbish drawing!
Hulk Hogan isn't bad, but the twin towers look just like an anteater.
Nevertheless, I think you should win the competition.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
That's Saxton Hale!
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 23:47, archived)
# v hung over - sorry for any errors in the first newsletter of 2013
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue561/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
# it must be hometime
oh look, I am home already!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Read it at work.
Seeing as there's fuck all else to do here but stare out the window.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
# A customer just emailed me!
what the actual fuck? First external email of the new year, and only 7th in total
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Lucky you.
I can't even scan some drawings as the printer/scanner thing is retarded and only forwards scans by FTP (in-house only), despite having a USB port and the ability to email you other stuff.
Fuck it, I'm applying for somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:42, archived)
# any plans to do it in large print?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# No, but there will be an audio version read by Ainsley Harriott.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# if it ain't Blessed, i ain't buying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Blessed?
With Harriott, it's fucking cursed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Those computer ads reminded me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1IqqlW1U4k
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Cor
cheers Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
# yay
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
# the only error is that you keep making it
(quintsy, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 20:59, archived)
# "Biker Bee giving the Psammead a lift to Whitby wherein the Psammead has fallen asleep owing to his having partied all night."
Part Four of a triptych I'm working on.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Is it too early for a sympathy reply?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# I'll happily accept.
I've stopped crying now.
*edit* About my wasted life...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Is he riding a BeeMW?
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Nah, merely a KTM Duke 200.
Ideal for a bee.
I see what you did there, though. As in Motobee or Derbee...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 20:17, archived)
# adel grrrr vice
(Zoidaroid, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# This is really a touch too much...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Nice curtains!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
#
(1.618..., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# This is still excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody keyboard warriors...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] And this...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# I assumed he did know
but I'm not certain
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:14, archived)
# oh....we're still here. Righto, then.....

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Hulk Hogan wrestling a giant anteater in front of the Kremlin.
It can be a sexy anteater if you like.

and a sexy Hulk Hogan
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# something with tits
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Painting with candles?
Also, phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# John Pertwee cackling in delight whilst shooting blood out of every orifice.
Please.


Or Bane.

Or that soldier I keep drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)
# A girl with BIG THIGHS.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)
# a chihuahua
doing a photoshoot with elvira and eric pickles, both in skintight silver lycra
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# The wedding kiss of
Brian May and Anita Dobson.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Geraint and Hermes
watch a cow drowning in the ornamental pool from the drawing room window. Geraint gets a migrane and has to lie down on the chaise longue. Hermes, unmoved, walks indoors and watches from the doorway as the maid fellates the senior footman behind the grand staircase.

Disgusted, Hermes sweeps upstairs to confront his father about the flagrant and repeated sexual impropriety of the staff, only to walk in on his father in an opium stupor being fellated by the family wolfhound. Distantly, the last desperate, waterlogged braying of the drowning cow can be heard over the insistent noise of enthusiastic sucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
# if he wants a real challenge
he should draw the inner workings of your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Well, me and Wasp Box kept most of them.
He just needs to go and draw them. It would certainly make a sea-change from all the furry fanservice. talesfromtheb3tasite.blogspot.co.uk/p/about.html
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# i think i'll look at those later
when i'm not at my parents' house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# *wipes a tear away from my eye*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# *stands and applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# *theatre applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Sorry, I meant
Yiff grr yiff meow!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Timing is everything
and I'm glad I popped in right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# You've just nicked that from an S Club Juniors music video.
Lay off the cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
this is like a Saki story full of wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:16, archived)
# A member of the BBC engaged in entirely appropriate and legal behaviour whilst a young girl is in the same room.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# doctor who riding a sled towed by rabbits
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# pfff
sylvester mccoy is an utter mental
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# A Victorian Patriarch has been transported through time to the 1970s
He is absolutely outraged at the loose morals, public displays of acres of male and female flesh and the ambiguous sexuality of almost everyone he can see.

He is burning inside with disgust and almost apoplectic with rage as he pounds his fat, glistening cock again and again into Savile's cigarhole and the workhouse orphans line up to lap at Jimmy's yellowed, scabby scrotbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# YES
/high fives
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# WOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# "Please sir, can I have some mmmMMOAARRGGHHHHH", exclaimed the urchin, emptying his tiny stomach of gruel.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# "Outside, outside," replied Savile, pushing the girl before him towards the door, and looking vacantly over her head.
"Say I've gone to sleep - they'll believe you. You can get me out, if you take me so. Now then, now then!"
"Oh! God forgive this wretched man!" cried the girl with a burst of tears.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# i feel a little bit of sick rising
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Compo, Clegg & Foggy
Rolling downhill in a tin-bath on wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# WOOF
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I think you should draw
a knife through a sheeps innards, lapping at the still-warm blood pouring out.
Then hand yourself in to the Police.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Ratloz

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)
# it's not a bad idea for a movie
maybe not with The Beegees - but the classic body swap plot with a child getting to live the life of not just an adult - but a famous pop star. Could see it working with someone like Katy Perry (in a cheesy kids xmas film way) or say Lady Gaga (darker, more adult story).

(Also good joke btw )
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# quantum leap - glitter rock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)
# yea the boy wishes to be a pop star, but he grows up as Lady Gaga but keeps the little boy cock..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# wait a minute!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# In a jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)
# *phones up Hollywood*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
# I wonder if anyone would notice if
Liam Gallhager was actually a toddler in a man's body?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Probably a 15 year old scally, still walks like one.
By this logic, I think Mick Jagger is a woman in a... woman's body.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Mick Jagger is Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
He keeps making new bodysuits from groupies he keeps in a pit. Lotion, skin, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Ahh, such is rock and roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Boy George!
A young boy called George asks to be a pop star and get turned in to Boy George.

This would totally explain him being on the A Team.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# it wouldn't explain angry farmers believing that murdock was a pregnant bank-robber's wife, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# yeh, I wouldn't mind waking up in Katy Perry either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha your brain is backwards
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
oh lordy that got me smiling
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 9:17, archived)
#
perfection
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
girls and blokes
write some jokes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
# About half as fucked as the Metro, it's the b3ta Newsletter!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# HILARIOUS INNUENDO ABOUT THE STATE OF JIM DAVIDSON'S BROWN POCKET IN THE EVENT OF HIM GOING TO JAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Yewtree should run a paedo amnesty, it'd save time
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# genuine office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Nick nick. Nick nick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# teaching jim davidson the true meaning of pot black
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# After Christmas and New Year, this was what you were waiting for ?
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# OH FUCK NOT THIS AGAIN.
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)
# STILL A BIT EARLY IN THE YEAR FOR REAL NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)
# BEING IN "CELEBRITY" BIG BROTHER OR THOUGHT OF AS A PEADO? - CORRECT CHOICE JIM, YOU LEGEND.
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)
# vino dad jism is an anagram of Jim Davidson
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# clogging your inbox like an unflushable yule log
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Government says people "confused by alcohol"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:01, archived)
# i already did!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# New year, same old shit
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Dry January sponsored by vagisil
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Gay words and shit links.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# JIM DAVIDSON'S GENERATION GAP
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# The real year is 13.75 billion +1 year. Not 2013, you religious mental fucking nuts.
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# 01/13 upside down is "ello." wave, your new year is greeting you
nah, that's shite
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# back to front.
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# We're demanding Argentina is returned to the Falklands
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# We are all lying in the gutter press, but some of us are looking up the star's skirts
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Wilde, man!
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Its 2013, where are our flying cars and wanking robots?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# 2 years until Marty McFly nicks a kid's hoverboard
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Inside : Your cut out and creep guide to Operation Yewtree
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
/predictable.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)
# heheheh
if this were true, he'd be drowning under a mountain of birdshit
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
# needs more bird shit
much, much more bird shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
# shitter
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# In the mouth, next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Is it possible to fuck up your dobber? Should I ask what it means?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
# sorry should've been..Shut the fuck up ya dobber

my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# I like it as it is, nonsensical but still clearly insulting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Piss Morgan is a dobber.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha, lovely!
You should send this to the smug-cheeked cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# I have


and I was being nice to lure the gobshite into clicking it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# :D
Let us know if the slimy get replies..
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:25, archived)
# do you have a button i can click?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)
# many...many buttons
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# veh good.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Best file name ever
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# i'd send a great big fucking eagle to rip his eyes out then bite his tiny tiny cock off!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 19:05, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 0:47, archived)
# I do love the non sensical message.
It rather aptly represents the average intelligence of those who insult unpopular celebrities on Twitter.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 19:52, archived)
# absolutely no fuckin time for snide back handed compliments

twat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 22:02, archived)
# well,
make time.

has piss morgan replied yet?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 22:45, archived)
# nope but I've just been blocked by Jonathan Ross :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 0:32, archived)
#

She asked for a 13, but they drew a 31
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)
# pfff!
thinking of getting some new ink myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:00, archived)
# I wish you better luck than this lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)
# i know a very good tattoo artist
he's already done a couple for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Dave Stewart of Intenze Tattoos is your man.
South Lanarkshire. Just a train journey away.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# the bloke i go to is a family friend
i can walk there and i get a discount :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:16, archived)
# you can get a tattoo where??
oh, I misread 'a discount'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# dirty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:21, archived)
# I wash regularly and quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# dirty flannel!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# I once considered being a tattoo artist, but didn't fancy the potential fallout which might result from a heavy night beforehand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# it's pretty much tracing these days
very few of them do it freehand now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Spawny gits!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Get one of Hulk Hogan wrestling a giant anteater in front of the Kremlin
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:21, archived)
# nah
i'm thinking of getting the summoning dark. i love the design!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Thud was pretty decent. Snuff on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# that's why i've just finished re-reading thud
snuff makes no sense at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# I'm half convinced he had a ghost writer for parts of it.
He also needs to stop harping on about Vimes all the time now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:55, archived)
# he did
afaik, he dictates a lot now. i think he's trying to tie up loose ends with the stories, but it's not working out well. have you read the last hero?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)
# The last hero was yonks ago, I quite liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:01, archived)
# i'm just wondering
if the face-to-face picture of rincewind and the patrician is intended to make them look almost identical or not. after all, rincewind's mother apparently ran away before he was born. separated at birth, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)
# I remember that picture. Could be, but if it was it was probably just done on artistic licence by Kidby.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
# you're probably right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Back on the subject of tattoos, if I was going to get a fanboy Pratchett tattoo it would probably be of the troll graffiti from Thud.
Mr Shine
Him Diamond
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
# i'm not really into tats with words
but i love the summoning dark design.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Snuff is a mess.
It reads like a lucid dream compared to the earlier stuff. It's well written, just there's no tension or momentum. It's a bit sad really.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Some of his best weren't even that long ago. Night Watch is bloody fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)
# ooo, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Vimes again, but good Vimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)
# i really like the Vimes books
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with Vimes, They're just all he does any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# i know
haven't even bothered with dodger, i'm not holding out much hope, tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# I haven't read Dodger, but Nation was very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# it was quite funny in parts
but i did find it a bit hard going
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Night Watch
is fucking awesome. He should really retire Vimes. One last witches book might be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# That's metal as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# I'm gonna leave mine until I get a job, then save up for a bit.
I don't want anything too big. One such idea of mine is a USB port.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# nice!
i still want a dragon, but i've not decided where to put it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)
# Mine would either be on my neck, which I've heard is a bad idea for a first tattoo
or on my upper arm. Not sure what the price of such a small tattoo would be, but I promised not to be daft with money this year.

If I had a dragon, I'd get it on my arm or back.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# yeah, the neck isn't a great place
nor are ankles. the one i'm getting soon will be on my inner forearm, which is where it's meant to go. it's plain black, so should only cost me about 35 quid. if i get my hotpicks in the next few weeks, i'll get it done.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# I wouldn't ever want anything with too much detail, so something like a logo or symbol would be okay.
Especially after seeing how things like portraits can go horribly wrong. Text is also a possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:40, archived)
# i love my biohazard tattoo
although hardly anyone else has seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Ace! I'd want one that I could easily show people, but can be covered fairly effectively.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# i've got 5
you can only see the 2 on my shoulders if i wear a loose top. the other 3 are well hidden.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
# My housemate's got a massive chest piece.
Must have cost her a bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# little heart on my back cost $10*
cherries on my right boob, $15
biohazard sign on my arse, 40 euros
angel on left shoulder and devil on right shoulder, $60 for the two.

*fucking pound sign key is borked
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Ooh er.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Just try to remember, if you do have a USB port
it may not be compatible in 20-30 years time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:33, archived)
# I'm hoping it'll have the same kitsch appeal VHSs or cassettes have today in 20-30 years.
I was actually gonna get the molecular structure of caffeine on my wrist, then I went to a party and someone had the exact same cunting tattoo. ><
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# kick racism out of religion
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:10, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Erster FC Köln?
...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# no, Google Image search
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)
# nicely
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Thanks, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Never understood the appeal of tattoos myself.

Apart from possibly having a unicorn tattoed on my forehead to defeat Zanbar Bone. A remote possiblilty, admittedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:23, archived)
# i say the same thing to anyone i know
who's thinking of getting one: wait a while. if it still seems like a good idea a year from now, chances are you won't regret it. i've wanted them since i was a kid, but all mine are easy to hide.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Should he arise with his minions, I'll probably get the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Well Done!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)
# They're happy because it's all brown
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Scaryduck's reply to a comment on that article is ace. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Dumb bitch should have looked at his flash first.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
i saw that earlier, totally all her fucking fault, not only is she only 16 but the (unlicenced) tattooist came round her house to do it.

she lucky she not got HEP-B or AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)

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