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[challenge entry] Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:35, archived)
# In our defence, Klaatu's "gift" to the President looked like some kind of cosmic flick-knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
You're right - goo.gl/YxscQ
Or a very unwelcoming dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:09, archived)
#


Click for bigger (161 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:29, archived)
# I bet bloody M's been twatting about on Facebook again and mucked up the router...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Dial Another Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Dialups are Forever?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Thunderbird?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:18, archived)
# The Worldwideweb Is Not Enough
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:19, archived)
# winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:24, archived)
# *claims crown*
*doesn't fit*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:30, archived)
# You only log in twice
(gijoel, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Ha!
Awful film. This would have been better.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Haven't watched it yet
Not worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:15, archived)
#
well I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Dpends.
If you like Roger Moore, knock yourself out. If you're more of a literary Bond fan, I really, really wouldn't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Actually, if you like plots that make any sense,
I wouldn't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# And by 'literary Bond',
I don't include that awful piece of Deaver shite, Carte Wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:22, archived)
# i thought the point of bond was 'splosions, gadgets and tits
fantasy escapism stuff. plot? literature? not seen it yet, though it's popped up on that reddit youtube list
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:40, archived)
# Spose.
The books and the films diverged quite early on with a couple of exceptions. Personally, I prefer the Fleming books and one or two of those that followed, although almost none of the John Gardner books were worth reading twice. Or once in many cases. Sebastian Ffaulkes did a good job and it's a shame he didn't try to get another shot at it. They picked Jeffrey Deaver to write one and it was a dripping pile of wanksocks. About 200 pages too many and it's utter, crushing dullness can be summed up with one short quotation about how th henchman fancied his boss:
"His love for him had to remain as buried and as dangerous as a VS-90 landmine."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:50, archived)
# *reveals hidden door and ushers in*
i must confess to never having read any or ever being that much of a fan. i just grew up with the fillums being on the telly a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:24, archived)
# Most beautiful Bond film, ever.
Its nomination for an Oscar in cinematography was well-deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:23, archived)
# So it's a 'Thin Red Line' then?
I loved it, mates hated it, but I did have that hash-cake beforehand?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Climatictic fight scen- Ooooh, jellyfish.
Could have been 40 minutes shorter and still found the plot rattling round in the empty cage of the rest of the film. The cast were great - no doubt about that and some of the imagery was good, but there was way too much of it for the poor-quality dialogue, plot and action.
/ranty rant rant.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Nice work :)
I'd have changed the hp to a jb, as I always waste too much time on details
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:15, archived)
# very good :-)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:17, archived)
# tell me 'bout it
viraltastic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Wow!


Thanks for the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:47, archived)
# What does the blowfish do, Jesse?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:35, archived)
# I like the sound of Liquid Fire...
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Meet me in the back alley of Gringos.
Come alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Hahahah
Like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:39, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:08, archived)
# :)
Right, I'm off to watch Spun again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Haven't seen that in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:43, archived)
# Hahaha nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Thanks, MCM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:08, archived)
# Ha! Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Cheers, Colonel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:08, archived)
# Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute 'plans.'
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:51, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:56, archived)
# They do if you're in Antwerp
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Crocodile pie update:


[ Previously: www.b3ta.com/board/10933041 ]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:59, archived)
# So how was/is it?
looks tasty enough ....
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:06, archived)
# t'was splendid.
Very nice - I have another pound of crocodile tail steak still to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Full gourmet review, and make it snappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:07, archived)
# yum yum
i had falafel this evening.

but it had some exotic spices in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:08, archived)
# my first thought was,
I'm surprised a crocodile's diet includes that much sweetcorn and peas.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:11, archived)
# Flippin WOO!!!!
Great stuff Cap'n :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Shuriken!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Ooo, very nicely done
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Thanks, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
Those little tikes!
They'll only spend it on sweets!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:06, archived)
# Or more cough syrup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:10, archived)
# hehehe
METHLAB is an anagram of BATHELM

and also other words with those letters in a different order
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:10, archived)
# THE BLAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:12, archived)
# BELM HAT
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Lambeth.
Home of the Methlab.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Then dad turns up with
some Cillit Bang and they all live happily ever after.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:10, archived)
# I've just discovered that it's called Easy-Off Bam outside of the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# It's crazy, like how they call Dime Bars
Daim Bars
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:27, archived)
# And like how here "drop a dime" means to be careless with one's confectionery,
While in America it means to tell tales on someone.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 5:02, archived)
# hahah, excellent Captain!
I'd forgotten where I learned the tricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:16, archived)
# Thanks, Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha
OK kids, savwe some for mommy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha love it!
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:35, archived)
# nicely shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Many thanks for the FP, kind stranger.
Always appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# haha
clicked :P
(orbojunglist, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Epic.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:12, archived)
# now all we need is a navy boat and some buttprostitutes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Love it.
Little baby Johnny being bathed in the same tub they use to mix the chemicals would be a perfect backdrop.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 1:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha !
Nice (and a neato sig, too)!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Spotted in Antwerp Berchem Train station.

Yeah that's the controller's uniform.
And you can get on their train. It's quite amazing.
(Sorry about crappy photo: moving train, low light, shitty phone cam, bollocks, excuses)
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Always check that product is piping hot before serving.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# No coffee in belgian trains
The country is so small, you need to get off before the coffee has cooled down from plasma to supercritical liquid.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:01, archived)
# Being a train inspector must be pretty soul-destroying.
You can state 'tickets please' every 10 minutes, every day of the week, but does any fucker ever take the time to agree with you? :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:04, archived)
# I do this.
It's a suprisingly ok job if you are nice to people. As everyone just expects you to be a complete bastard all the time so anything above that catches them off guard.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
#
fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/484716_10151228017512227_1907563874_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:38, archived)
# I've never had the chance to be a bastard to George Osbourne though..
:( One day hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:44, archived)
# * Do not drink until the meniscus re-appears
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:21, archived)
# You must always blow on the pie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# PIE
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# It appears to have jumped off of the screen and into my kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Jumped? Like a racehorse?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:23, archived)
# Neigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Now I want that for lunch
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:19, archived)
# '100% beef'
I think not.
{:-p
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# The one I made was.
Horse was quite a bit more expensive than beef in Switzerland.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Opening up the possibility of beef labelled as horse.
Then again I'd expect continental types to know what they're eating.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Lets not take that pony ride again.
All the horse puns have flogged.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:52, archived)
# Looks like you've fallen into the trap already and come up with a crop.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:00, archived)
# What? Oh no.
Gallops off into the distance...
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Oh, it is...
McDonalds have gotten away with this statement for years now because it's not a descriptor of the product contents, it's the name of the company they buy their burgers from.

Incidentally, it's also a wholly-owned subsidiary of McDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:55, archived)
# They are real
We used to get them at the Colonel in Bulford.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:53, archived)
# I've never been to Bulford....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Holy shit,
I was at that exact station today, but I didn't pay any attention to the graffiti. Pretty cool!
(Cruising Capacity, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:06, archived)
# where you being followed by a guy "apparently" taking pics of graffiti every time you turned round?
there may be a pattern emerging here
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# I have never been to Antwerp Station in my lfe
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:23, archived)
# HOLY CRAP ME TOO
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# no way!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:28, archived)
# I was just not there last week!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:31, archived)
# you're so last week
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:34, archived)
# I have fond memories
of not being there during my student days.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:36, archived)
# So you weren't at none of the 3 stations?
How could you miss what you're not missing!
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:44, archived)
# I can't remember if I wasn't there when nobody else wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:00, archived)
# It was all just a haze back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:08, archived)
# I'm not married and this wasn't where I had the service.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:09, archived)
# What a coincidence! I wasn't there at exactly the same time.!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:02, archived)
# shit just got real yo
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:10, archived)
# I'm not going there again next week
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:11, archived)
# HOLY FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Christ, can't you at least carry around a mobile studio - I've got more important things to do than squint all evening.*
*May be a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:08, archived)
# RPM is shite. Give it up.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:16, archived)
# You don't like RPM? You must be a torque man then...
That likes big heavy pistons slowly thrusting up and down in long well oiled cylinders.
Feeding on heavy fuel oil and dense air in the bowels of a vast rusting hulk.
Driving a giant propeller nonchalantly into the turbid waters of your innermost desires.
Sweet.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:32, archived)
# Quick, and seamless.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# The Catholic church?
Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Good 'ol Catholics
At least they're consistent
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:17, archived)
# I don't believe a priest would do such a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Badum-tish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Haha!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Nice job.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Horny :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Sweet Baby Jebus...
Get yourself a job at PIXAR immediately!
Also, PHWOAR!! The angel, I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Haha, not quite but thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:42, archived)
# I very much like this
(for artistic reasons, you understand)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:18, archived)
# This is
superbly done !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:28, archived)
# Wow this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Nicely =D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:09, archived)
# hahah nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:50, archived)
# cool...I mean hot.....I mean cool ...woo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Top banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:51, archived)
# The creation of Genesis from the Preacher comics?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:20, archived)
# Cheers guys
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Who watches the Watch Dogs?
Probably these guys. Maybe.



(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# etch a sketch FTW
spiffing, wot
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Anne Robinson
looks like Velma.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:18, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:25, archived)
# So does that mean Blunkett is
Shaggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:52, archived)
# No, Simon Weston.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:24, archived)
# Wants!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Obv, this is great
I don't understand the ratio of posters to commenters this avo :-)

Noice, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:05, archived)
# unusual, isn't it?
I wonder if it's because all the lazy-arse layabouts who sit at home have been making things to post, whereas all the hard-working commenters are now commuting from their offices.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
# I woke up this morning (blues riff DUH DUUUUH DA DUH .....duh duh...duh duh....)
and my neck glands said No Work For You Today. So obviously I thought I'd be useful and make a b3ta pic :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:17, archived)
# I loike.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# I would pay good money to play this game
(freelancescientist too damn cold, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, I thought it was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Pingu is a bastard.
Well spanged, that woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Sorry to post
on your head like that Mr RWH
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:00, archived)
# that's OK, nice to see a lot of board posts as opposed to not enough
also, innuendo lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# by Hatchet Lee
Penguins are cunts, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:02, archived)
# That one is.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Impressive
that she managed to get across all that ice in those high heels
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:13, archived)
# You can go anywhere in heels.
Especially if carrying an axe, I have discovered.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Do it ... NOW...
He deserves it !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# ^This :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:28, archived)
# i vote for the penguin
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:28, archived)
# o< TEAM PENGUINS APPROVES!
GO TEAM PENGUINS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Sleigh him!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
# o< TEAM PENGUINS DOES NOT APPROVE!
TEAM SPIDERS CONCURS!
(^(^;;^)^)
FUCK HIS SHIT UP TEAM PENGUINS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:02, archived)
# Nice bum.
I just like penguin bums, OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:41, archived)
# This needs animating :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:41, archived)
# Beyond my skills
but please feel free.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:44, archived)
# Obvious punnage time.....
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Well at least
click I like this John, I might get in the top 10 for once.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 0:14, archived)
# I bloomin'...
...well did!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 1:20, archived)
# Well now it;s out of my head,
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Hohoho
clicketyspang
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Soup herb
Mind if I share this with my Farce Book acquaintances?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# be my guest :-)
I don't even mark them thesedays, if people are gonna steal then tehy just crop 'em off.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Will credit you
B3tan's honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:19, archived)
# awww how sweet :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Hee hee
nice one !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Ninjaclick
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:29, archived)
# I've suffered a gingery...can you help, please?
youtu.be/Y9DyDHDjE_o
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:23, archived)
# oh PISS.
But then in all honesty I didn't know about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
It just proves it's a great joke!
I wasn't trying to add insult to Mingery!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Hahaha spang!
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:42, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# I've been trying to animate stuff

Click for 3mb of slightly-less-optimised horns
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:45, archived)
# that gives me teh fear
HAIL SATAN ROSS KEMP EAGLE CLAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# You have succeeded.
Although it scares me a little.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:02, archived)
# As much as ...
www.b3ta.com/board/10932454 ?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Eww!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:20, archived)
# You certainly have a talon for it
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Christ
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Gets coat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:42, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:16, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:18, archived)
# Not bad at all
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahaahahahaahahahaaha
FP now !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:37, archived)
# oof!
oh well, time to go home.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:42, archived)
# YOU TERRIBLE CUNT.
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
# and then they played Twister
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Hahaha argh
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Nice one SSG
I didn't know you pictured anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Hah, dafuq?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# top stuff!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Haha so grim
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:43, archived)
# Chimp !
.

.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-21573339
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:29, archived)
# showoff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:31, archived)
# he pulled the stickers off!
Cheeky monkey
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Well, he's doing better than I ever did.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Woo
One of my earliest memories is seeing chimps at Whipsnade Zoo pick their arses
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Hotlips...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:25, archived)
# --cockeye and snapper---
---and hotlips can stay if she's shaved---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:31, archived)
# I used to love the TV series
right up until the introduction of the laughter track.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:57, archived)
# The laugh track killed it stone dead
Used to watch it on BBC2 without canned audience and you got the full benefit of the poignancy and humour without being beaten over the head by the producers thinking you wouldn't get it without some braying 'merkins signposting the relevant lines.

Bastards. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Agreed. It's a totally different show without the laff track
I wonder if the UK version exists on some P2P site anywhere?

Big download, but.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Phwoar
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] tranny stories for children


Click for bigger (233 kb)
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:38, archived)
# "Why Does Daddy Have Boobies?"
An inspirational look at transgender issues for the under 7s. For over 7s there is "Daddy's Lost His Knob."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Seeing as its slow I thought I'd share this list to anyone who hasn't done this yet.
www.b3ta.com/search/board/everyone/best
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:03, archived)
# --ah!--history!--
--i myself am a longtime lurker--but will submit 'shops now that i've got a handle on cs---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Make me a rainbow dinosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:27, archived)
# i haven't got enough wool for that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:36, archived)
# You could make a little one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:42, archived)
# i'm finishing the mario blanket atm
hopefully, it'll be done within a fortnight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Oh Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:56, archived)
# ---dirty and quick---this is your territory anyway---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:27, archived)
# ---well---this is embarrassing-----
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:27, archived)
# ---tooo quick--too dirty and too big--fucksocks--
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:28, archived)
# ---this is only upload four, guys--sorry----
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# In my days
The whole board would have waterboarded you with cheap claret.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# --deservedly so--
---but i like red wine---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 2:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:46, archived)
# --mu told me to make a dino--so i made it full scale--
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Well, I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 18:40, archived)
# --indeed, sir--
---my first steps toward b3ta competence---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 2:25, archived)
# Does it tile? LOL


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:01, archived)
# --microscopic doesn't look too bad--
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 2:28, archived)
# FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
# can't...quite..see..what
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Kiss my Converse!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# nice connies
had that bitch on my wallpaper for 5 years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:52, archived)
# --she must have stunk after a while--
---redheads always do---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:59, archived)
# so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Hope you're feeling a little better, Smashy?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# much better :)
it was unexpectedly harsh, never-felt-before ladypains. actually thought i'd ruptured something for a while there!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Good stuff. Glad to hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:30, archived)
# fuck, just checked the stats board
and i'm second after posting for less than 3 hours a day.
this place is dying on its arse :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:20, archived)
# --dying?---
---this is the most hysterical site on the web---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# it ain't what it used to be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Akakakakakak...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# this needs to be a real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:17, archived)
# It's a hit!
I see Red Dwarf parallels.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:25, archived)
# If only Roger Livesey were still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:36, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Babs: "Ooo, mind where you're sticking that plunger!"

Sid(from inside Dalek):"Yak yak yak yak!"

Bernard Bresslaw played an Ice Warrior in Dr Who FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:20, archived)
# LOLZ!
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha, nice one Ninj, Carry on Clicking!
Ooo-er Doctor, could I enter your Tardis?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Cheers Q!
Congrats on the FP mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# cheers fella
It's been in my head since Crimbo. Kept the wrappers since then and used my son's raincoat as the red back drop.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# haha great work!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:45, archived)
# win win win!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Cheers Joe!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Fantastic,,,,
Imagining Davros speaking like Kenneth Williams is making me giggle more than I should !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:46, archived)
# ^what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Doctor Ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant Cap'n! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Oooh Master!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Oh, alright, EXTOIMINATE.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] another crap one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
# i love the fact
that the origin of species is in there with the bible, just to mess everyone's heads up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:13, archived)
# It is the American edition.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahaha Ian Duncan Smith.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# You may notice
the QOTW book which was compiled from the more plausable posts. You may also notice it is the smallest book on the shelf yet still ended up in the fiction section. No offence to QOTW, just reporting the facts here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Class.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:21, archived)
# hahahaha
great work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Pfffft!
"American Military Intelligence"!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# I like how "Of Course You Don't Look Fat In That" has a picture of Jesus on it.
I can imagain him agonising about how the cross made his thighs look wobbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:47, archived)
# shrouds are very unflattering
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Hadn't noticed.
Got rid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:10, archived)
# Is the book on wanking the large-print version?
Only I can't tell from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Does it include talking dogs and Jesuszilla?
www.cracked.com/article_20248_5-miracles-deleted-from-bible-being-too-awesome.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# if it doesn't, it fucking should
that's hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# HELLO EARTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Prometheus 2 concept art!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# I bet b3tans could come up with a better monster than that lame looking thing at the end
of Prometheus.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:24, archived)
# i thought it looked ace
I dont get all the prometheus hate. Well, i do - it is full of stupid moments and plot holes, but i still enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:55, archived)
# ^apply this to die hard 5
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:57, archived)
# I thought the big space fanny that french kissed the big giant pale bloke was good.
And I liked the little snake thing that crawled up the blokes arm, but that thing at the end reminded me of an angry Bishop Brennan from Father Ted.

I've read an earlier version of the Prometheus script that made more sense than what was filmed. It did look fantastic but the muddled plot spoiled it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Hello there!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:29, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Of course,
but not for milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:44, archived)
# ghee?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Ooh yeah baby, with love handles too!
She's giving me her good eye
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Oh nice
Star Control 2? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# I must have missed that one
I was probably still playing Elite on my Spectrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# I'm afraid that your Mr Men reboot might be a little scary for the younger reader :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Yeah, to be honest talks kind of stalled.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Christian soft rock!
That's some impressive hair there on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Eighties rollcall!
Pat Sharp, Jason Donavan, Michael J Fox, someone else
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Also, that blurred tentacle in the foreground of your pic
makes me think of the sound effect from when The Thing is taking over huskies.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:38, archived)
# have you got that synaesthesia?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:39, archived)
# and that's tonight's film dcecided
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Yes, I thought of that when I was drawing it. I love all the tendrilly wibbly bits in The Thing
I might have to watch it tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# I know it's not the 'cool' thing to say,
but I thought the prequel was quite good
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# I've not seen it,
though I'll keep an eye out for it now you mention.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Hang about, I'm not being shouted down here :(
WAKE UP YOU BASTARDS, next I'll be able to get away with saying that I found Prometheus quite enjoyable too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:35, archived)
# I couldn't find that one on your blog...
why so?
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Really?
I thought it was on there. I may have forgotten to tag it, I'm pretty useless at things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Well I couldn't find it, and the Dagon tag is attached to one other picture...
you're fired!
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Hello little fella!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# keep it away fro captain birdseye
he'll turn it into third eye fish fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Good afternoon
and welcome....
pull up a kitten... etc
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Yes!!!
WOO sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Mmm reminds me of pink blancmange
and tits :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:16, archived)
# that's fuckin scary
thanks for the bad dreams
*shudders
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:47, archived)
# Since it is slow and I am doing real things,

CFM

How else would one adorn a crocodile pie?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Croco-tile?
Cakeodile?
What is this beautiful creature made from?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:01, archived)
# He is puff pastry
the pie is made of crocodile and peas (plus an onion, some mushrooms, double cream and the like).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:04, archived)
# sounds feckin' great
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Scales, bones, meats and TEEF!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Maybe add some red onion, carrot and peppers for a rainbow effect?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Rainbow reptiles?
How absurd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:13, archived)
# WARNING: Crocodile may contain human.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:06, archived)
# I hope someone asks for a slice
and insists on it being made snappy
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Haha!
I will ensure that Jim serves it, just so that I can do this now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Mmm
You've instigatored a cooking trend.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:14, archived)
# P
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:21, archived)
# f
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:21, archived)
# t
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:21, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Be sure to serve it on some nice crockery.
'kay, man?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)
# You could have a tail sticking out of the back, a bit like Desperate Dan cow pies.
Very nice. Is tasty then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:26, archived)
# I like it as just a steak
The pie is cooling and will be cooked for dinner tonight - I hope it is nice, but it could be abhorrent.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:30, archived)
# it's a bit like fishy chicken
by all accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:41, archived)
# I'd say
fishy beef.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
# mmm...
...sounds delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:49, archived)
# tears
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:09, archived)
#
Very JP Gaultier, nice.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Ca, ca, ca, caa!
I see he's tramp-stamped, just for you mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:35, archived)
# underneath it says
'entrance only'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas une drill
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:49, archived)
# je ne parle pas le english
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:26, archived)
# This is not a pinch-priest
apparently.


Love to know the etymology of that
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:38, archived)

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