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# did i miss the bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Is the cat trying to get to the flock of small birds she is releasing?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:52, archived)
# they're all very politely pretending not to notice
as you do
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:55, archived)
# they're all frozen in fear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Is the Queen a furry now then?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:03, archived)
# are you suggesting she waxes?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:09, archived)
# So that's what's causing the growling
That bloke in the middle - his bollocks are LOOKING AT ME
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:15, archived)
# whoah! ...duckheadwearingabowtiescrotum
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:19, archived)
# New scandal
vindaloo contains cat meat. Queen furious. She thought it was swan.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:32, archived)
# haha what on earth
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:02, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Where am I supposed to insert my penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
terrible, but hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Bless!
With free insurance from Sheila's Wheels...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:17, archived)
# DEF!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Wont pink mean we have massive difficulty selling on when you're bored of it within a year?
WHO CARES?! BABE ON BOARD LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:33, archived)
# There could be a top tip here.
Got a knackered old banger you can't shift? Paint it pink. Some dozy mare will buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:39, archived)
# haha, so true
I've heard the question "What type is your car?" answered with a colour, by so many women
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Oh you've met the Mrs?
She was trying to explain mine to a friends fella. He asked her what make it was, she said, "A silver one with a telly in it". Bless 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:37, archived)
# And the telly's huge and always showing the same program, this funny one that's got the back of a car going along a road.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:46, archived)
# ha! yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:50, archived)
# this is how my grandmother would describe a microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:45, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:46, archived)
# how is it that all men are car spotters?
do you write the registration numbers down in a little book as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Oh, please.
There's an app for that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:53, archived)
# ENGINE: Yes
Ace - *click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:03, archived)
# pfff!
pink is bad enough, but the women who put eyelashes on their headlights should be culled
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:28, archived)
# haa oh heavens,
imagine eyelashes on a Volvo 940, that would be a thing of astonishment
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:33, archived)
# saw them on a beat-up austin allegro
it was like an elderly slapper going on the pull
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:52, archived)
# well I've put them on my shopping list
for when I get my Lamborghini Gallardo.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:03, archived)
# i'm a diablo girl myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Find it hard to belive this hasn't been done...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:50, archived)
# have you got a permit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Very similar...
www.b3ta.com/board/10936037
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:00, archived)
# I knew it would have been...
Same Buck House source pic as well.

Ach well...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:01, archived)
# hehe.
That'll teach me to read the posts above too!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:10, archived)
# 'e's a cheeky one, that Charlie...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:06, archived)
# been there :p
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:09, archived)
# You win...
*hands over upload codez*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:10, archived)
# *uses to dominate world*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:11, archived)
# yours is better than Chumpers'
these amateurs eh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Eh what?
I'm a prefessional, me.

And it's not mine, it's hers.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:57, archived)
# It's not hers.
It's his.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:10, archived)
# we can share
it's ours.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:17, archived)
# he tries it on every sunday morning
the cheeky chap
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:20, archived)
# he likes to try her crown on too
when she's not looking
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:27, archived)
# They made a film about it
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:25, archived)
# TFL can have this one for free
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Is that the Doctor's diagnosis of Big Liz?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:36, archived)
# I think he blamed the Silurians
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:43, archived)
# She shouldn't eat so many, then
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:34, archived)
#
f sh
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:43, archived)
# considering they sent Kate to hospital for a bit of morning sickness
a couple of farts could be enough to hospitalise the queen for a month
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Better out than in, lads!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Powerpoint chuckles


We had our annual company meeting at the weekend and the boss foolishly asked me to create his presentation. He requested that i do a slide to show the synergy between two companies...i couldn't resist a subtle goatse reference! :)
(wozza_c, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Hurrah!
and apologies for posting on top of you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:34, archived)
# unpleasantly oiled looking hands
but fake, no ring :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:35, archived)
# I see a ring
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:58, archived)
# I'm Norman Forbes-Johnstone the MD of the company you work for.
Please clear your desk.
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:37, archived)
# ...to make room for your new bigger desk !
these meetings are always boring and you helped make them more amusing. Congratulations ! You are promoted !

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:47, archived)
#
Also, on another slide the first letter of each bullet point spelt out CUNTED. :)
(wozza_c, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Points at Wozza
You're FIRED!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Arab Strap would be proud :)
covers.mp3eagle.com/covers/87/8724/alb_118912_big2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Slides or it didn't happen.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Those hands
are disturbingly slick. Bravo, though!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Very good, sir, very good. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:11, archived)
# haha, applauds
did no-one actually notice?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:36, archived)
#
Nope! To be honest, most people give me a blank look when i mention Goatse! A whole new generation to shock! :)
(wozza_c, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:36, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:45, archived)
# b3ta in the real world.
It's time to launch an all out attack.

You're brave.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:30, archived)
# top bollocks!!! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:39, archived)
# "Gentleman, you had my curiosity, now you have my attention."

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:19, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Hee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Anything with Lego gets my vote
Huzzah!!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:36, archived)
# test, just ignore it, it'll go away in a minute
testing



(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:03, archived)
# One think one's 'sharted'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Wham Bam, Happy shittin' Maam!
Mornin' Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:19, archived)
# Mornin' Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:19, archived)
# quiet start to the day?
Sun's shining, sky's blue, off to make a fresh brew!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:25, archived)
# You know what this board needs?
MOAR DINOSOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Yay!
Never too many
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Haha - Choose Shite!
Also - remember this? The Irrational Anthem
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Poor Lizzy, she can't even get a bit of a runny bum without it being front page news.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:32, archived)
# or later, all over the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:59, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:13, archived)
# the queen at her toilet
(patella, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Of course, this is all just a sexist stereotype,
as you all know until you get married.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:28, archived)
# If you have a problem...
if no one else can help...
and if you can find them...
maybe you can hire...The A- Team

And they can sit around talking through the issues and being supportive, not just offering a solution which will remove the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:45, archived)
# not fixing problems ensures future income
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:35, archived)
# some sort of monster.
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:15, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:19, archived)
# Searching
for on orifice.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:21, archived)
# I can count 10. There'll be more too, amongst the offal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:08, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:42, archived)
# :-)
awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:20, archived)
# GREAT!
I noticed he has no blood around his mouth, so he's just ripping her apart for fun? EVIL monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:26, archived)
# A bit like me and and wife in the mornings
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:37, archived)
# Wow
Nicely gruesome
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Wonderful stuff!
Chupacabra? Or something Lovecraftian?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:46, archived)
# nice
smile face seems happy with the kill
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Sadly, I put a bit of thought into this one.


Click to expose genitals (107 kb)
Was going to put in a cock but meh....
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:23, archived)
# strangest book cover ever
how would they get it out of the wardrobe without tearing it apart?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:37, archived)
# I reckon they'd be more worried about
pervs looking at them thru the glass ceiling.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:40, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:20, archived)
# Those handles would comein handy!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:46, archived)
# Reminds me of Alison Lapper
Only with a less punchable personality.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:00, archived)
# insprational thought for mondey morning
livin the dream, beeta, livin the dreem


Click for bigger (195 kb)
(Fat Roland [0.01 posts a month and going strong], Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:09, archived)
# Pfffft!
"Wack, wack, wack" on me 'ead!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:11, archived)
# crikey
this got me looking into what Timmy is up to in this century - turns out he's a decent artist.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:40, archived)
# PAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDO.
www.brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/paintings-beach-babes.html
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:09, archived)
# Decent artist, disturbingly garish website
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:40, archived)
# Very decent indeed
One step away from cutting his bloody ear off
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:22, archived)
# "Mallett's Pallette"
oh dear lord
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:40, archived)
# It's Fat Roland from the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Queensland Leadership Hierarchy 2012 (gender-swap by partner)


better quality

for the uninitiated:
Head of State = Queen Elizabeth II (spouse to Prince Phillip)
Governer General = Quentin Bryce (spouse to Michael Bryce)
Prime Minister = Julia Gillard (partner to Tim Mathieson)
Governer of QLD = Penelope Wensley (partner to Stuart McCosker)
QLD Premier = Anna Bligh (partner to Greg Withers)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:06, archived)
[challenge entry] bonus: King Phillip I


bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:09, archived)
# Ingenious!
We really need a hair dresser as PM.
Imagine how much more interesting Question Time would be with all the gossip!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:37, archived)
# Desmond Ambrose for PM
In fact I'll vote the whole of Desmonds in for the cabinet
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:45, archived)
# also
strikes me that even though I picked pretty random source pics of the gents, they seem so much more cheerful than their spouses - even Phillip. No "in power" stresses and pressures I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:25, archived)
#
Anna got voted out, tory scum voted in. Premier = Campbell Newman
(ducayne, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:34, archived)
# hence 2012 and not 2013
but yeah, it sucks :-(
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:00, archived)
# The Queen's Anus Horribilis

stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 2:18, archived)
# if i'd have known it was going to be like this at the queen's tea party
i would've gone
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 2:36, archived)
# Some people will do ANYTHING to avoid going to Swansea.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Mar 2013, 2:41, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10653462
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 4:55, archived)
# she'll shrink to nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:00, archived)
# Peas n gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:16, archived)
# Wonderful
Brilliant work, she's making a tricolour
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:32, archived)
# Hahaha saggy tits ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:36, archived)
# 'uckin 'ell
lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:26, archived)
# This is sick
This is shit
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 22:58, archived)
# still waiting for the boob milk to squirt out
I guess she's all dried out in that department.
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 0:15, archived)
# haha
nah, the corgis demand a feed thrice daily
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 17:43, archived)
# DX...XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 1:20, archived)
# Would
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 6:58, archived)
# :D
Respectful!
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:31, archived)
# I heard she sharted
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:15, archived)
#
Probably caused by horse mixed in her swan meat.
(loci, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 15:43, archived)
# I say
That is jolly marvelous
Clicky my good man
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:21, archived)
# One was also
riding the brown laser of GE last year. One had a rather sore ringpiece by the time it cleared up. Thankfully one wasn't firing at *both* ends.
(rogerzilla, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:09, archived)
#
(1.618..., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:27, archived)
# That is one of the best things I've seen for a long time.
It's just fuckin awesome.
(mr_cabbages, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:24, archived)
# "Was like shitting burning razor blades, I'm telling ya!"

de-ris
.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:14, archived)
# sometimes one sheet isn't plenty.
(scottywrotem, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:21, archived)
# I think you'll find Andrex are the royal warrant holders
But I bet she's on the moist stuff right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Well she will be if she doesn't make it to the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:34, archived)
#
I can't help imagining a groom of the stool bending her over and mopping her out. I'm imagining it right now in fact.
(scottywrotem, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:39, archived)
# You'll go blind.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:42, archived)
#
who said that.
(scottywrotem, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:56, archived)
# probably wipes on real puppies
only the softest real puppies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 0:58, archived)
# From a holder made of real swans' necks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:10, archived)
# Ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:24, archived)
# This deserves an FP
Queen Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:33, archived)
# I just made it for the ocassion.
I cannot spell occassion.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:59, archived)
# I 'ave done
an Edna one once!

Fools seldom differ.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:21, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:32, archived)
# oh yeah baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 0:32, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:49, archived)
# "It's my train and I'll do what I bally well like"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:55, archived)
# OUT OF MY WAY, PEASANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:59, archived)
# Ha ha fuck!
Worst Harry Potter broomstick impersonation ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 0:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 0:31, archived)
# Piss taking Corgi bastard.
(scottywrotem, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahaha!!
Brilliant shop mate! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha
Cheers fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:20, archived)
# America's latest darling and her old school friend.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:05, archived)
# My brain seems to have gone wrong
again
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:06, archived)
# What is up?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Stop copying pictures from the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:07, archived)
# It is not from their article
I did look there, but the images were too low quality.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:08, archived)
# Just to continue the game below - name the beverage:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Not quite.
no.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:25, archived)
# Jackboots Daniels?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Oh just bloody filename it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:42, archived)
# Watney's Red Barrel?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Spoiler
But clever
(otl, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:42, archived)
# Red ring beer
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Is that Devvo?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:17, archived)
# No,
but I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:25, archived)
# :)
Would
(herman:D, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:33, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:56, archived)
# {:-) I have days like this.
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Popular
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:53, archived)
# And now FP - I am at a loss as to why, to be honest
'Cats' I suppose?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:23, archived)
# It's a vicious floof!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:02, archived)
# have you posted the wrong version?
thought you were usually very good at sticking to the gif limits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:02, archived)
# edit :)
(herman:D, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:34, archived)
# Much better
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Almost.
Sadly not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:05, archived)
# There's a glitch in the matrix
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:06, archived)
# My brain seems to have gone wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:05, archived)
# haha, lovely
cer-lick!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:15, archived)
# what the fuck is Schroedinger's cat trying to do here?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 1:29, archived)
# Nobody's sure.
And that's the point.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:23, archived)
#
I'm laughing far too much at this. If it were possible to make a t-shirt with this on (animated) I'd buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:58, archived)
# B3ta homepage hurts my eyes and ears
Your cat hurts my eyes and if you play the 'Reel Techno' video on the homepage at the same time things start to get a little weird.
(ed-z, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:05, archived)
# haha love it H
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:55, archived)
# Name the drink...
I dunno why, why not!
It was in my head and new it's frrrreeeeee! :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Absinth!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Absolut?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Winner!!!
I think it needs to be harder next time!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:03, archived)
# yeah like not written on the bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:04, archived)
# hahahahah fuck!
Missed that :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Round 2
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:08, archived)
# beefeater gin
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:10, archived)
# Correct! Another drink >
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:15, archived)
# jagermeister
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:15, archived)
# ^^ this entry has won!!
ok.. you'll NEVER get this one!


Click for bigger (55 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:24, archived)
# Does not get bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:32, archived)
# Heineken
Yeah? So what?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Heineken?

Did this low quality one a long time ago:

(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:36, archived)
# woo hoo!!
WINNAR!!

Nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:37, archived)
# "ooh me piles"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:38, archived)
# give up???
I'm off to bed so the answer is....

Heineken!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:37, archived)
# High Nick
Ken?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Mick A Lobe (Michelob)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:18, archived)
# lol nice!
Easy one (again)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Google Image Search Rum?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:24, archived)
# I don't know who that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:24, archived)
# Becks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:27, archived)
# doh
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Becks, fousands of 'em, as far as the eye can see.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:32, archived)
# Rolling Clock
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:23, archived)
# I fuckin love nutters
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:14, archived)
# coo coo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:15, archived)
# Pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:31, archived)
# ABS Aloot
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:03, archived)
# The inflating man.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:37, archived)
# TITLADY B&W
the connoisseur's choice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Stomach Slut?
What's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Thought I'd do a Savile with a twist for extra cheeriness.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:42, archived)
# good god!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Some people say clowns are scary
...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Doing my best. {:->
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Last seen in Ye Olde Ikea
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:20, archived)
# By coincidence
I've been reading the novel "Pirates! In an adventure with scientists" (which was turned into a film, I hear) and central to the plot is Darwin and a monkey that is dressed as a human.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:28, archived)
# with breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:29, archived)
# i'm singing in the rain :(
(herman:D, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 20:55, archived)
# hahahahaha "Singeing in the rain?"
Great work and click
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:08, archived)
# Hahahaha, very good. Nicely
FP in 3... 2... OK maybe tomorrow morning. Or I have just jinx it ;)
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:12, archived)
# Love it,
Clickage here.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Oh thanks
It was a good reply wasn't it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Excellent
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Haha, class
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:59, archived)
# haha...would have made a great ending to the movie
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 1:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 10:20, archived)

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