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# Happy Eostre! or Ostara! or something!
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Shoulder-missiles FTW
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Shoulder missiles FTW!
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Arrows and shoulder-missles. Who said wiccans were peaceful?
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:21, archived)
# shoulder missals ftw!
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:08, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:12, archived)
# :D
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# very much this
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:51, archived)
# And a fair bit of that
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:01, archived)
# hehehe
very nice (unless you own a dog)
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:15, archived)
# hehehehe!
I'll leave this here as I'm sure isa bindun

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Haha, nice one
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:47, archived)
# pfft ....The Excrementist
shit film that :)
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Winnar!!
Yay :)
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Ta, love :D
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:29, archived)
# I like this muchly for the Star Wars reference
and for the fact that I could use the hell out of that right nowzzzzz...

*click*
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:15, archived)
#
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# Safety Approved :D
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:11, archived)
# trap chap
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:26, archived)
# Also
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:30, archived)
# :)

Also This one (NSFW)
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Haha
The NSFW one looks like something out of a Del Toro film
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:56, archived)
# I'm just amazed he got his head up through her err, well
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
I like where this is going
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:08, archived)
# The dragonfly is making me chuckle.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahah, bloody hell! Master muff-diver there
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:49, archived)
# The coffee is strong with this one...


I find your lack of hot chocolate disturbing etc etc.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:53, archived)
# Darth Vendor?
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:03, archived)
# :-)
Those *are* coin slots next to the milk and sugar aren't they?
You don't want to see his outlet pipe.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:07, archived)
# I think he has to be reclining leisurely for this to work.
Which makes it more disturbing.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Floppage is key
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:47, archived)
# "Forgive my being late for this meeting, my Emperor. I had a blocked nozzle and maintenance took ages to send someone out to have a good poke around with a metal stick."
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:03, archived)
# the froth is strong with this one

edit - 'the froth is string with this one' didn't quite work the same, I felt.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:07, archived)
# make it so!
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:10, archived)
# To infini-tea, and beyond!
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Don't be too proud of this Caffe Latte you've constructed,
The ability to refresh you in the morning, or even after a heavy night's drinking, is insignificant next to the power of the Froth.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:21, archived)
# "When I left you, I was but the learner;
Now, I am the barista".
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:43, archived)
# You've run out of milk Darth
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:22, archived)
# But you promised me padme...
*clicks*
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:29, archived)
# no soup?
=)
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Surely you find his lack thereof disturbing?
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:38, archived)
# I really don't want to know where the drink vends from
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:15, archived)
# Extra cream?
That's why he breathes so strangely.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:33, archived)
# the red and blue buttons are on the left then
they are on the right and the cups rotate 90 degrees.
This adds something to the picture that makes me think there is more meaning to it. I think a subtext is involved BUT I DONT' HAVE THE EMOTIONAL TOOLS I NEED TO FULLY UNDERSTAND IT!
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 11:32, archived)
# You dont know the power of the americano...
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# Does hw like it on the dark side?
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:32, archived)
# It's Gandalf!
: d LOL
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Darth Vendor?
Ace

/PissOfTheMind blog
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:51, archived)
# This will be a cafe au lait long remembered.
It has seen the death of skinny latte, and soon will see the end of the chocolate dalmation.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:01, archived)
# More drawing again...
I've gone mad for painting for some reason lol.


Click for bigger (340 kb)

(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:21, archived)
# Not teef drilling then.
see below
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# It's weird isn't it
my cat licked me right in the ear this morning, maybe I have some super power now?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:26, archived)
# hehe..............................I hope she hadn't been licking her arse first :(
give it a good scrub to be on the safe side........nice pic btw
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:39, archived)
# I did, had a good shower
weird this painting thing all of a sudden though. Spooky, I can't wait to do another one as well. I don't know what's got into me.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:42, archived)
# composition is ace in this one
I like how the hair fills the frame....you're a natural
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:45, archived)
# Well I've been doodling for a bit
but I think something just clicked and I just went with it. I'm building a little mini gallery on my profile even. Tiny things for tiny minds.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:48, archived)
# I slept with two cats last night and neither of them licked me,
honestly officer.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 0:03, archived)
# Excellent
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# Nice!
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# Nice, Photoshop painting? Like the eyes
She reminds me of a mixture of my characters from an animation I made a few years back. See it here
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:28, archived)
# that's creepy
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# disturbingly lovely
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:46, archived)
# fucking sublime
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# Oh wow
You're a man of many talents, Mr Burger
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 0:02, archived)
# I can even lick my knees
XD
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# had to try
And yay! me too, hope you didn't mind?
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 0:14, archived)
# you want to lick my knees?
lol
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 0:15, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
no, just realised after I typed it, it sounded like that
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 0:23, archived)
# green eyed monsta woo
: )
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:18, archived)
# More lovely arts :D
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:41, archived)
# I loves the drawings
stuff =)
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# That's fucking lovely that is
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# Is that Rob?
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# How it happened
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:11, archived)
# shopped pictures / footage only please
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:15, archived)
# It took me hours to get that "natural" look.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:16, archived)
# its chillingly realistic!
I especially like the anatomy of the alien pilot :-)
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:17, archived)
# I watched one of those autopsy videos
for research.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:20, archived)
# mmmm... tasty....
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:16, archived)
# 100% meat
can't beat it.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:23, archived)
# Horse is a alien.
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# HORSE IS A ALIEN
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# Thing is, I love UFO and alien stuff
Doing one myself atm too. : D
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:23, archived)
# If you want any tips on alien anatomy
let me know.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:29, archived)
# How big are his balls?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:30, archived)
# They're big when he's playing football
but considerably smaller for squash.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:32, archived)
# I'm specifically asking
how big his balls are when he laughs. While playing football.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:35, archived)
# 17.5
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# I thought as much
silly buggers.
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# BEWARE
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:24, archived)
# dont be telling me to beware
or i'll be telling you where to be
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 1:33, archived)
# Devil cow is transformed into horse that has been ridden by very fat person
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:34, archived)
# I'm picturing Vanessa Feltz dressed as Cher . . .
ARRRRRGGGHH!!!!
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:38, archived)
# or dressed as a chair.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:48, archived)
# I didn't imagine it!!! SCARY! I said to myself, "I'm sure I spotted that at my in-laws, or was it a dream?"
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 0:27, archived)
# What is seen...
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# Eggcellent!
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:35, archived)
# hee hee
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# BEEWEAR
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# BEEWARE
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 6:52, archived)
# got a light big boy
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 21:31, archived)
# The one on the left please.
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# Stage-Right, correct?
/me_too
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Yes, ribs aren't my thing.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 21:59, archived)
# hahahaha.....epic lolz
looking forward to what Labour might counter-attack with :D
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 21:45, archived)
#
rofl
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Ooh, that's put me right off me breakfast...
And I'm not even due to have that for another ten hours or so. That is how much it's put me off.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 21:57, archived)
# tell me more about your.. now very unused... lovely breakfast
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Would.
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# have
.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 22:32, archived)
# the stuff of nightmares
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# Oh jesus
Nightmares tonight - Doris Johnson, ARRRGGGHHH!
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 22:43, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:12, archived)
# "nightmares"
lol
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:28, archived)
# Gove has done that before I reckon
That wig suits him.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha
jesus cocking christ

i'll take the one on the far right if madcatman isn't wanting her
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 22:44, archived)
# Don't do bony.
/middleaged
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Boris looks like a girl I used to know
A bit more attractive, like, but even so. Also I think I'm edging into middle age myself :( I'm probably desperately trying to hang onto the last memories of my youth.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:51, archived)
# Influenced by Hunter S Thompson, Carlos Castenada, Gong and Herman Hesse as a teenager.
Can't remember much.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:59, archived)
# I'd have to go for Boris, I think.
She's got class, innit.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Class = Anorexia
The one on the left has bigger top bollocks and looks somehow unsure, vulnerable and suggestible.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] "you might feel a little tingling"

(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:52, archived)
# haha excellent as always
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:14, archived)
# ^ this
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# merci......heh heh ,when my dentist mentioned "tingling" I felt reassured
-big mistake:(
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:23, archived)
# he's not in it for
the dentistry
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:23, archived)
# most prima
excellente
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:36, archived)
# :D
read that as moist prima at first...:)
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Is it safe?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:51, archived)
# horrifically amazing
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 21:16, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE DENTISTS
Top stuff Elvis!
:D


(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 21:19, archived)
# oh hai familiar drill :D

(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 21:46, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEEEUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOUCCCCCCCCH!!!
is she a practicing optician or professional?....I always ask before they're let anywhere near the jap's eye.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Excellent work Elvis
Is that Oscar Pistolious or Chris Martin?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 22:44, archived)
# shucks!!-none of the above
..missed a trick there...
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:48, archived)
# horrifically wonderful
Great animation as always
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Oh fuck, nicely
*fucks off to brush teeth*
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 22:52, archived)
# This Is Not A Drill!
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Sigh... women with tools...
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:16, archived)
# disgusting
I hate tooth drills and stuff. You can see that going right in as well, lol. ouch!
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 0:46, archived)
# 'Ave it !!
and ouch
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:19, archived)
# haha those eyes
he fucking loves it really
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:53, archived)
#
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# are you trying to summon JJ and Moggy? :)
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:24, archived)
#
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# woah
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:29, archived)
# MORE PUSSY THRUST!
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# always!
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:47, archived)
# Nice one.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:25, archived)
# phwoar
did I just say that ???
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Mon 4 Mar, 18:25
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Nice pussy.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:30, archived)
# lol
yup
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:30, archived)
# needs more tits
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:33, archived)
#
Are you really on the Moon?
Or have the technology to get to the Moon?
I don't want to set up a base there to blow up the Earth or anything....just wondering.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Quality rather than quanTITY
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Kitty Porn
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#
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# Fucking hell, with one that size he could service himself
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:24, archived)
# Foreword by Dixie Normus
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:24, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUpGoOjFWw

(Might keep this video for future reference, could be useful.)
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:38, archived)
#
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# MGM logo tryouts. :D
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:57, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:39, archived)
# good lord
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:56, archived)
# NSFK
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:57, archived)
# KPedro?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:59, archived)
# no, kittins
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:49, archived)
# AARGHH wtf
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:07, archived)
#
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# That weird stain along the top of the door.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:21, archived)
#
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# Giant kitten or tiny car?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:08, archived)
# first one, then the other
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:43, archived)
# I'm confused now {:-s
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:43, archived)
# spinning pink poussey
nice
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:37, archived)
# What a classic thread this is!
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 21:19, archived)
# "Ooh Milady, is that you?"
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Muskahounds are ALWAYS ready
;)
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:37, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 0:49, archived)
# I think this thread needs more moral fortitude


oops
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:27, archived)
# How kids have grown up.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:09, archived)
# YAY!!! FLAMINGO THREAD
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:13, archived)
# YAY FLAMENCO
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Flaming go?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:55, archived)
# Haha yes!
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Arrrrgh....gradients......
I don't even....
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Haha
needs a bit of noise to really finish it off
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:18, archived)
# fucken
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:16, archived)
# <---- puts the ming
in flamingo.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:19, archived)
# THESE CHEEKANS HAS LONG NUKS
WHY HAS THESE CHEEKANS HAS LONG NUKS?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:41, archived)
# THIS CHEEKAN OLSO HAS LONG NUK
WHY HAS THIS CHEEKAN OLSO HAS LONG NUK?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:42, archived)
# COS ISSA LONG NUK CHEEKAN
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:26, archived)
# the storms out here in tenerife are getting worse and worse :(
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:54, archived)
# needs more lasagne
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Also:
CruciTwixion
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:30, archived)
# That is better
but I have the man flu so I dont care !
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:46, archived)
# um
right...
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:31, archived)
# contains the blood of Christ and a dead Easter bunny*


*Dead bunny may contain horse
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Probably very little Christ either
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:55, archived)
# they're homeopathic wafers
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:15, archived)
# it's supposed to turn into Christ in your mouth,
or so I gathered.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:28, archived)
# As opposed to all those artificial easter eggs?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:52, archived)
# The entire concept of Easter is artifical.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:54, archived)
# I'm an atheist...do I have to go without?
(I'd rather have a beer, anyway. Oh, fortuitously, I have one! Cheers!)
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Pist Orf
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Lol, all those Eddie Murphys look the same, right kids?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:17, archived)
# I have to have everything explained to me lately
could be the onset of dementia :(
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:22, archived)
# If so, then I have it too :|
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Hatstand Wibble P'tang.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 5:58, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Saw this "New Orleans Tetris" pic, and thought it needed animating
Probably been done before, but..

(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:16, archived)
# I'll
save you a seat on the bus to Hull
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:21, archived)
# too soon, man. too soon.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:22, archived)
# haha - this is rather good
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Oof! HA HA!
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Fucking hell!
:)
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:31, archived)
# i wouldn't bother paying for that return ticket, if i were you
hull, one way.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:31, archived)
# hmmm....ris
but don't dwell on it....
(see wot I did there?)
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:38, archived)
# More drawing ,
I'm not sure what this was meant to be if I'm honest.


Click for bigger (264 kb)
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Lovely colours, but I'm struggling a bit with the subject matter.
Squid hat?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:53, archived)
# I was thinking skinned dolphin hat/cape
Don't ask.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:55, archived)
# "and so it was that the humans and the beef jerky creatures learned to coexist peacefully"
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:53, archived)
# haha that proper tickled me :D
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:47, archived)
# nice soft touch there
lush
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:55, archived)
# ta
getting there
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:09, archived)
# It looks
like a man with a beard wearing a duck.
I'm a little surprised how little in life I have written that sentence, but now I have, I will do so more.
I like the pic muchly.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:56, archived)
# if you ever fart in front of a small child
never try to blame it on "the duck who lives in my pants".
they may find it funny, but it's not so funny when they bend down and shout at your arse, in front of bemused strangers, in an attempt to talk to the duck :(
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:59, archived)
# My arse
gets shouted at a lot. Mainly things like 'Look out!; Wide Load!' :(
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:27, archived)
# mine only gets comments if i'm in a swiming costume or a bikini
and people can just about see my tattoo :(
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:30, archived)
# With thanks to mictoboy IIRC


EDIT: God, I'm an idiot. It says so.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:41, archived)
# aaargghhh! thong!
those things are all kinds of wrong!
>.<
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:43, archived)
# thanks a lot. now i'm listening to patricia the stripper.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:06, archived)
# This is rather excellent.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:08, archived)
# this is what happens to humans who do not own a fridge
do not be like this human, own a fridge!

edit: I like it though, mostly because it's not full of fridges, hah!
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:22, archived)
# i has 2 fridges
this makes me better than people with only one fridge.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:42, archived)
# I'd say
one fridge better. Double the refrigeration
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:57, archived)
# very much so
although one has the tendency to freeze and, if i turn the temperature up even slightly, the freezer completely defrosts. this has become my booze and chocolate fridge.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:04, archived)
# That's just cool.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:43, archived)
# It puts the lotion on its fin
or else it gets the net again
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Ah, my favourite Disney character - the Dolphin Hollower.
Good work, Sir. Good work.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] …and sort it into the proper containers.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:39, archived)
# he'll never be as green as Hulk though
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Hulk have issues, but Hulk learned to work through them. Hulk feel better about self now.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:49, archived)
# always nice to spread a little Hulkiness
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:52, archived)
# green and determined
hehe
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Yeah
Fuck that one way sign!
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 12:01, archived)
# why does he look like jackie chan there?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Increasing face-puffiness over the years
has simulated the effect of epicanthic folds.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:57, archived)
# ah, right
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Stag film
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Well, that's... well.
Is he pained or pleasured? Can't quite tell...
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:07, archived)
# that's taking the horn to a whole new level
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:13, archived)
# *Squints*
Looks like three pubes per ball. All in order here.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:20, archived)
# good lord
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:21, archived)
# I always suspected he was a three stroke wonder.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:30, archived)
# He represented Hogwarts at Soggy Biscuit
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Is that a reindeer? Pat Ron . . . Um?
Harry Splurter is very well done, TOO well!
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Wow
Just wow
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Is that Latin or Greek?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:38, archived)
# great work...
I'll never understand the fine line between NSFW and SFW on these boards
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:41, archived)
# that wanking animation is a little TOO well animated!
I think you filmed yourself, then rotoscoped it :-D
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:43, archived)
# ^ that
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:45, archived)
# My exact thoughts.
Woo.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 23:14, archived)
# hahaha
you could be right there
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:46, archived)
# lol
you spent some serious time drawing a wanking Harry lolllll
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Sublime and ridiculous
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:51, archived)
# ejecto patronius?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 17:17, archived)
# I always thought it would be "ejaculatis".
Use on yourself for a crafty wank, or on foes to cripple them with an impromptu, unexpected ejaculation. Just imagine Potter placing the spell on Lord Voldemort during combat - the evil one's face twisted with pleasure as he slaps his thigh and quivers visibly, shooting a salvo of hot sticky manfat all over the inside of his robes. "Curse you Potter!"
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 4:33, archived)
# ELK
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:18, archived)
# Tesco playing b3ta
Just bought this from Tesco's & scanned it in (unshopped) - apologies if it's GC:

(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:44, archived)
# :D nice that they can laugh at themselves,
wonder how many they sell
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Tesco, not Tesco's!
Thats like saying bacons, legos, sainsburys' or Butlinseseseseses

Nice card though - mine cost £4.50
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:55, archived)
# I have no idea what you're talking about
pfffft
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:58, archived)
# I think technically you were correct if it was pointlessly abbreviating
"Tesco's playing b3ta" as in "Tesco is playing b3ta"
But now I'm trying to work out if Tesco is an is or an are
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Debatable, it can be seen as either a single entity or a collective depending on your point of view/who's paying you.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:41, archived)
# No it cannot
Tesco = is.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:04, archived)
# "Tesco is" was my original intention
but taters comment made me confused and sleepy, so I changed it.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Sainsbury's and Butlin's are correct as in
belonging to Mr Sainsbury or old Billy.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Mine had horse in it :(
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:08, archived)
# So did my mum.
:(
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:28, archived)
# that's what she said
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
Please tell me it's really real and you're not just pretending it is!
you get the clicky either way
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:06, archived)
# I couldn't get a real Tesco Value greeting card for my brother, so I made one.
Inside it had tick boxes for Happy: Christmas / Easter / Birthday / Wedding / Funeral.

Though I quite like the gag about a Valentine's one that says 'You are the only one for me' and 'part of a multipack: not to be sold separately'.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:44, archived)
# hahahah
I wish someone would go to so much trouble for a greetings card for me sometime! There is even a website now where you can print off mock Tesco Value cards for various occasions but I so want this Mother's Day one to be real...

I did a powerpoint presentation about branding some months ago and mocked up this for one of the slides. I'm not sure but I think the Asda one may even have been real at one time.


(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:59, archived)
# It is real
Am still debating with myself whether to give this to my wife from my 3 year old son
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Who says women would be any better?
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:22, archived)
# James Martin?
If he ran the church the sermons would be interspersed with clips of PRick Stein & the communion wafers would be replaced with sticks of butter.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:30, archived)
# I was trying to think of the male equivalent of Delia
I'd be tempted to go to church if it was more buttery.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Hmm, can't think of a Delia equivilent
All male chefs are shouty arrogant types. Delia's just like that on matchday
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:33, archived)
# meta-compo!
haha "Frauser"
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Pffft :)
That challenge would be a week of posting Rule 34 porn
(, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 14:08, archived)

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