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# cartoon of the stray cat.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 7:12, archived)
# You know when you put two mirrors facing each other.......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:26, archived)
# .........it's much funnier than this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:33, archived)
# Man looks on the front page, there's Pedro's cat staring back at him.
At that moment, man finds his character.
And that is what keeps him off the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:37, archived)
# I think this is just an ode to Pedro
kind of like a calling card to say the stalking has begun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Either this is a change of focus, or some kind of twin-pronged attack.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:07, archived)
# The b3ta pincer movement :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:07, archived)
# a b3ta pincer?
now there's a scary thought.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] incredible
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:48, archived)
# he looks like it's gone cold
either that or he's simply dissatisfied with the service
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:53, archived)
# He asked for Sprite
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:08, archived)
#
マリアは盲目である
どのように彼女は猫を観察しません
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:07, archived)
# POW !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:02, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:32, archived)
# This has terrible humanism.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 23:55, archived)
# ear eye cat takes over world
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:26, archived)
# :O
:((

;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:57, archived)
#

CFFH
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 3:48, archived)
# Hey Pedro, I can't get the Photoshop version to do this
It tends to keep the eyes, nose, and mouth large and shrink everything else down.
There's a "Preserve Skin Tones" setting but it doesn't do what you've got here.
What are you using, and what are the settings to achieve this?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 3:55, archived)
# natural ability, turned up to 11?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:00, archived)
# Have some sexy Matlock my friend

Come back please Gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:03, archived)
# mmmm..... sexy!
i'm not sure I have anything sexy in return. let me have a look
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:07, archived)
# sexy, beard, i think this may fit nicely
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:09, archived)
# no wait, that's not right
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:10, archived)
# Haha that'll get Pedro back on /board for sure
Maybe he'll reply to my question when he's 'finished'.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:12, archived)
# what's happened to gronkpan then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:18, archived)
# He's not around much any more, that's all.
Perhaps he's got himself one of those fancy 'life' things that people claim to have.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:25, archived)
# meh, i don't believe in them.
i think people just make that shit up. you know, that was original idea behind photoshop, making photo's of yourself having fun on some exotic holiday and the like
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:29, archived)
# Hahah you got that right.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:31, archived)
# I just don't really get a chance with my new job
I always seem to be a few hours late for funtimes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Oh, are we doing bearded ladies now?
*rummages*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 7:06, archived)
# Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 7:09, archived)
#
I have been awake ALL CUNTING NIGHT this is not cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 7:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:23, archived)
# And so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:24, archived)
# and on
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:39, archived)
# Mu win.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:50, archived)
# This one is great
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:15, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Concentrating hard to evoke a Gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 5:23, archived)
# SO VERY SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:25, archived)
# HEY YOU GUYS
I'M STILL HERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Don't know why I did this...
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 9:47, archived)
# Oh man I am spoiling you here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:04, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 5:00, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 5:16, archived)
# Oh wow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:05, archived)
# most successful chat up line EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 4:11, archived)
# it depends on whether you shrink or stretch the image
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Took my boy to Da STORE!

unestablished gayshift fucker
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 1:35, archived)
# Alone and ignored as usual. The shame, the shame.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 1:48, archived)
# well, i just got home from dinner
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 1:53, archived)
# What did you have?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 1:53, archived)
# sirloin sotto
charbroiled steak covered in a white wine, lemon, provel cheese, garlic and mushroom sauce.
...and a side of broccoli and the house salad
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 1:59, archived)
# Not to shabby!!!! What about wine? HaHa!! Stick around I'll ask about the weather next.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 2:01, archived)
# i don't do the alcohol thing :(
I would kill my family, and then myself with maniacal-giggly stranglewank
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 2:03, archived)
# Understood.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 2:12, archived)
# I drank 2 beers yesterday and got a terrible headache.
Alcohol is a dodgy drug anyway, but it's actually the additives in alcoholic drinks that fucks me up I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 3:57, archived)
# Triple distilled vodka with no mixer is the way to go then
Do your own. The government don't care about no home distilling.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Also, I just now noticed ceilingcat watching you corrupt minors
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 2:17, archived)
# Haha oh yeah I didn't see it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 3:57, archived)
# That's not me! I should watch my captions.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 5:11, archived)
# happy times


evening fellow nocturnal b3tans. how are we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:59, archived)
# is this a scene from Cameron's badger cull party?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:01, archived)
# no, i've been tapping into Brian May's nightmares
or his dirty, wet dreams. who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Oh, come on - you're not fooling anyone.
This is a leaked plotline from the new Capaldi Dr Who.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:10, archived)
# The best thing about Capaldi getting a job on such a family friendly show
despite his foul-mouthed track record, is that there might be hope for me finding work in childrens television yet
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# SCENE - MITTENS THE KITTEN - BEDROOM
SOUND OF ALARM

MITTENS YAWNS AND BLINKS CUTELY

LEAPS OUT OF BED AND BRUSHES TEETH AND HAS A NICE BOWL OF BREAKFAST

MITTENS GRABS SCHOOLBAG

MITTENS HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL NOW, OPENS DOOR, THE SUN IS SHINING OUTSIDE



FOR 20 MINUTES

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# That would be the best kids show ever!!
Shame children have to always be so fucking sensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:38, archived)
# They aren't though, well, some ar
ok some would be mentally trauma but meh

some would find it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:48, archived)
# This is set in Glasgow, right?
You missed that bit out.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Yes, it's set on the Idyllic seaside resort of Malkieheid
There'll be all kinds of fun characters based on various cute cats!

Mrs Pies the librarian, she's very "popular" and even has her own little mail order company.

PC Shrapnel looks after law and order, he sometimes has blackouts due to his war wound but like, hahah, he'd just be traumatised even more by the things he does if he remembered them.

Billy Tom, Mittens friend, haha, he's always very naughty! But it's only a crime if he's caught being naughty! haha, what a scamp.

Old Puss Tom, Billy's Daddy, but they... don't often talk about him.. .. I don't know why, haha, small towns, always funny characters!

Jess the Post Cat, she's always willing to lend a paw to the locals, she's also got a doll called part or something.. it's... very realistic, it's tied to the back door of her post van, I think it's some kind of talking doll, sounds a bit sad, haha, maybe it has low batteries or something.

And loads of other cute characters I can't be arsed to contemplate anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:48, archived)
#
i am so glad that i do not own a television.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:51, archived)
# This is turning into some sort of weegie Happy Tree Friends
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Sounds fine to me, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Fine, completely omit hitler. Fine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:47, archived)
# I'm sorry man
I'm real sorry, Hitler fans, this was inexcusable.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:24, archived)
# much better now
thanks for posting
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:01, archived)
# FINE
IGNORE ME THEN.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:18, archived)
# *cradles*
there there. would you like a lullaby?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:23, archived)
# ooh please!
can we do my favourite again?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:26, archived)
# ok... sing along if you want
Hush little artifus, don't you frown
Mama's gonna sell you to a clown
And if that circus clown needs sex
He'll shatter your little pelvis then break your neck
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:34, archived)
# ...zzzZZzzz...
*sucks thumb*

^ this story needs to be animated
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha Four Cheek Chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Four-arsed chicken?....imagine the egg production.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:06, archived)
# One bum's for eggs, one for shit and the other for chickenpiss
sweet, sugary chickenpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Better organised than the original arrangement.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:10, archived)
# I've found the standard cloaca to be far too unorganised
and barely time efficient
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:14, archived)
# With enough chicken stem cells I'm sure we could grow new cloacas and scientifically with science attach them to chickens
Eventually, all chicksen will be this way.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# sod that
If we had the technology to grow more cloacae, I'd stick them all over myself instead.

I've always felt like I just don't have enough orifices.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# The future will be genetics to order
Jesus... the furries.

JESUS CHRIST! THE FURRIES

Well, that's me pretty much put of every meal until I die.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:32, archived)
# Oh my. That is quite the profound thought
In all seriousness, when the biological technology is available, real-life furries will probably be as common as trannies. There'll be some werewolf-looking motherfucker just buying a manga comic down your local newsagents and nobody will bat an eyelash.

Ladies and Gentlemen... THE FUTURE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:41, archived)
# he'll be reading a manga comic about an ordinary human who has a completely typical job in an extremely generic town
and quite ordinary things happen to him

IT'S ALL GOING TO BE CRAZY I SAY

but yeah, this shit is going to happen.


edit to add: nobody will bat their ONE HUGE GIGANTIC EYELASH OVER THEIR SINGLE HUGE EYE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:51, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:51, archived)
# Bourbon Foxs' time will have come.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:54, archived)
# some people will want to be magical flying horses
The technology may ultimately exist.

We're fucked. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:56, archived)
# "Well Doctor, I've always felt like a unicorn trapped in a man's body"
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Well, this is the basis of some very disturbing self published scifi novel isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:01, archived)
# or some erotic My Little Pony fan-fiction you'd find find on a forum in some dark, creepy corner of the internet
*cough* Deviantart *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:12, archived)
# I was shocked to find there's a subculture of bronies
that bronies consider strange.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:17, archived)
# Now that IS disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:30, archived)
# It's also the basis of a South Park episode
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Mu
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:25, archived)
# Boil it first, just to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:13, archived)
# poultry urine contains far too much pectine for this
so forms a pissy marmalade when boiled. i prefer my chicken wee runny, so i'll take the risk
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:22, archived)
# I'm quite confused by everything.
Also I have coke.

So like, fuck everything.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:13, archived)
# fuck everything
FUCK EVERYTHING FASTER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:15, archived)
# HIS FAST!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# DAT FAST!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
JESUS WOULD DO THAT!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:18, archived)
#
'jealouses'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Happier than a 4-assed chicken, thanks.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:13, archived)
# That's some ass.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:15, archived)
# HIS ASS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# MY ASS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:24, archived)
# Happier than a 2-assed chicken
but not as happy as a three-bummed one

But on the chicken-buttocks/happiness scale, that's not bad... not bad at all
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:19, archived)
# at the copa,
copa cloaca
the hottest spot north of Chicaqua
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Her name was cluckcluck
She liked to rhyme.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:33, archived)
# They need a stinkin' badger.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:23, archived)
# Pfffft!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqomZQMZQCQ
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:37, archived)
# Brave new art style for Dreamworks. I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:26, archived)
# We'll never get past the Cameron porn block
with four buttocked chickens on /board.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:27, archived)
# We can bum our way past the porn block!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:54, archived)
# Evening Butters, nice multiple chicken arse btw
good to see you on the board again .
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# glad to be back
Would have been around more the last year or so, but I had a shit-tonne of time-consuming animation to get through. Good news is I'm unemployed and directionless for the time being, so I'll stick around for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:08, archived)
# fuck off
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:16, archived)
# ^ humour
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:17, archived)
# shan't!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:23, archived)
# should
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:30, archived)
# could
getting sleepy...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:31, archived)
# wood
in the eyes, not around the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:32, archived)
# How many arses
Does that chicken have?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:17, archived)
# one for every day of the week
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:18, archived)
# That would make perfect sense.
Why did I not think of this when creating man?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:25, archived)
# It's what happens when you only got a week to rush it, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:41, archived)
# Needs more Wogan!
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I love the bloke complaining about his hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely oiled...
(Alfster, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:48, archived)
# Batp?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Ped@ntic person!!!!
(Alfster, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:01, archived)
# nananananananananananananananana bat pee!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:25, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Always a handy false name that!

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:26, archived)
# and always with the comic sans,
the little bastard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Not that I did that on purpose...
*grins* :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:48, archived)
# I think someone with that name used to live at my flat
and must have signed up to an unholy amount of Virgin Media mailshots before he left
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:26, archived)
# It's too brown,
and I don't like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:50, archived)
# WHAT IN GOD'S NAME
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Doubtful it's in his name.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:01, archived)
# I don't know, 3rd base.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Ah yes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Hitler's torso, thong and bum looks a bit like a magenta CDC about to go off in that nun's face
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:56, archived)
# needs more doughnut explosion
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Well, that's quite pink.
About as pink as my town looked today.

There was a clearly higher level than usual of gayness.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:59, archived)
# It's Pink Night at the mansion.
Pink Night.
You heard me,...Pink Night.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:15, archived)
# It's what?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Pink KNIGHT
The Bishop is THROBBING

Chess just got real, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Pawnography!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:45, archived)
# Prawnography!
Prawnz iz pink.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Pink Night!!!
1.bp.blogspot.com/-j8S_yUZBqrc/UX7ako-sOoI/AAAAAAAABf4/QdOC9Q1WcAc/s1600/nunoftheabove60.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:24, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Well, quite.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:12, archived)
# ...and by "town" you mean "buttocks," right?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:26, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:11, archived)
# Where's Kitler?
No reflecto-porn either, a flashing opportunity missed.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:00, archived)
# You are disgusting
But I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:01, archived)
# 2 much pinkspace
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:02, archived)
# you're enjoying that plugin a bit too much
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Inventor of the internet says
"Nonsense!!"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Ha Ha...Very assertive tie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Woah, am liking this effect, lots.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:06, archived)
# It's all there.
I can still see it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:16, archived)
# everything is good with b3ta
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:10, archived)
#
psst! Bad quality drawing; visually and content.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:22, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:26, archived)
# make his head (or arse)explode and I'll click the cunt...also -anyone speak dutch?...these look fun:D
www.b3ta.com/links/Exploding_Actresses_Disney_Princesses
www.b3ta.com/links/For_all_dutch_b3ta_members

would make a good toap challenge...what's Hitler saying?

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:14, archived)
# een pap...rika
HA HA HA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:20, archived)
# I thought those were holes in the paddle,
but if that were the case, I'd expect to see paler marks on Hitler's buttock-redness, wheras I actually see redder spots. So I deduce that what I took to be holes are in fact metal studs. Ooooh, what a filthy, filthy pervert you are, atomic.

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:30, archived)
# I do not condone these things.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Ooohhh shit
hitler's been a naughty boy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:58, archived)
# ...and all whilst wearing heels
MAGNIFICENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:03, archived)
# Filth!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 1:05, archived)
# A Merciful Release...


Alas, Comic Sans lives...

De-ris
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:11, archived)
#
boingboing.net/2013/08/07/this-snippet-of-code-restores.html
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, Mickey, you're so fine...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:34, archived)
# You know, some religions think that the egg is the symbol of the soul, did you know that?
*takes a bite*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:23, archived)
# *makes omelette*
*attains oneness with universe* :)
*prophets*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:30, archived)
#
youtu.be/n5FMhdfsaW4?t=2m1s
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:39, archived)
# Makes me want to fry that little bastard up
and have it in a tasty sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:14, archived)
# *breaks wind thoughtfully*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:37, archived)
# haha...he's a friggin' mess
plus..just read he gave his support to Bush and the Iraq war..pillock

*rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:58, archived)
# He was big on the IRA as well if memory serves
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Ooh yes I remember that
Odd man with an odder face (not you, him)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:20, archived)
# His face is a total mess no matter what you do with it
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:02, archived)
# Best film
Evar
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Look, right * makes chopping motion with hand *


Click for bigger (342 kb)
(dancebiscuits, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:18, archived)
#
by the way, that's the first image I've ever made with a computer. Please be gentle
(dancebiscuits, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:20, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:22, archived)
# *bums gently*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:23, archived)
# And there was me thinking you'd done a chalk drawing of Harry Enfield in a street, at great personal risk
I feel cheated
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:23, archived)
#
Sorry

I am genuinely planning to make a stencil of my mate's face and going out with white spray to do it for real. He's famous for starting everything he says with 'look, right....' or 'all I'm saying is, right...' with the accompanying chopping motion. I'll let you know if it happens.
(dancebiscuits, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:03, archived)
# I SHOULD SAY "OY! NO!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:29, archived)
# enough of your jewish negativity
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:31, archived)
# "I don't mind your annexing of Poland"
"And I certainly admire your work ethic".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Tarts Rock!
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:32, archived)
# hi ho,hi ho...it's off to work we go
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Locking for Hugh Grant and a quick sucky sucky. Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Ha!
OK, that amused me more than it should
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] no rules, man --- wait, isn't a space considered punctuation?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Rod's hand has gone clean through him!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:14, archived)
# that's what a broken wing looks like on an emu, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Don't blame em, IT'S TWELVE FUCKING MINUTES PAST!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:15, archived)
# Can we get 1,000,000 'likes' for this bird that beat humanification disease
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:16, archived)
# I don't know drimble
Can we get 1,000,000 'likes' for this bird that beat humanification disease?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:18, archived)
# I'll throw 10 in to get you started
they're not these fancy "Facebook" ones but they are legal tender
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Most people won't share this, but my real friends will!
I'll be watching to see who my real friends are! Because I'm a passive-aggressive weirdo like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:10, archived)
# This emu won't
It's a wear-feather friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 1:33, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:19, archived)
# well, there's this bird, you see.
...and he was trying to go on a skiing adventure with his friends. Howver, he couldn't fly in due to a broken wing (Emu wings look like human arms when there in a cast), and now they've all gone without him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:22, archived)
# Why does it have to be so sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:26, archived)
# well, he's not dead, so it's not totally sad, Lil Mo'...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:31, archived)
# Today is my Real Life Birthday Pedro.
You're very close to ruining it.

Thanks all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:37, archived)
# happy IRL Birthday, Mo!
How many trips around the sun has it been?
I just passed 52 trips back in June
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Old fogy.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:17, archived)
# Happy real candle day
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:00, archived)
# sorry Mof ...this can't be verified without (authentic) birth certificate.
you may be making it up just to get presents like Obama did
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Hope you got a new hat....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:18, archived)
# poor emu :'(
aww
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:27, archived)
# I'm getting flashbacks of that nightmare where I was fisted by an emu.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] "Many Bothans died to bring us this information."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:56, archived)
# I was besmitten by her when I was a teenager, looking at her now I don't know why.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:01, archived)
# she besmit you?
you should have slapped her face
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:13, archived)
# I'd like to be besmutted by a young Carrie Fisher.
Or an old one. Or anyone, in fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:22, archived)
# it's a bastard when time's running out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:30, archived)
# I don't drink stella.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:25, archived)
# You're not interstellar?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Spangs you....................
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:38, archived)
# *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:57, archived)
# My donut exploded for this fact.
1. She give donut to some criminal people. (example:pedophilia)
2. Some criminals eat to the donut.
3. Explode and complete.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:30, archived)
# :D
welcome.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:32, archived)
#
One of my favourite expressions os surprise is "well sugar my ring and call me doughnut"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:33, archived)
# thanks!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:45, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmhw0yK-cjQ
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:49, archived)
# nice video :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:56, archived)
# krispy krematorium
looks like an atomic donut/ doughnut
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:53, archived)
# She is undertaker.
Its portal of hell.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:03, archived)
# Who's clawed hands are they, groping at her breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:05, archived)
# John's damn van.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Private.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:13, archived)
# +Pyle
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:14, archived)
# hand bone in a piece of clothing. this is a new my idea.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:21, archived)
# this is the best thing
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:38, archived)
# n_n
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 3:40, archived)
# Exploding is good.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Of course ;)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 3:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Old One
Bigness - 290k
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:30, archived)
# *Speakandspellvoice*
"Can..I..see...your...permit?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Processor stephen hawking,,,,,,,
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:03, archived)
# heh heh

A very clever chappie who's name was Stephen Hawking,
fooled us all into thinking he was no good at walking,
the deception complete
he would put up his feet
enjoying croissants and wine and long evenings talking
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:16, archived)
# haha you birk !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:52, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:49, archived)
# HaHA!!! Well Done!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Thank You
Hugs. 1 hour not comments I went home to find this!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:56, archived)
# A-hem

For the "Bankrupt Hollywood" challenge:
b3ta.com/board/10955682
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Just for a change, one where the apostrophe is removed
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
# You've taken a risky move.
Let's see if it pays off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:30, archived)
# so, did it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Now this is just silly. {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:33, archived)
# It looks like text...but isn't
looks like...but isn't

looks like...

wait, I see what's happening here


SUBTERFUGE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Surely that's a Schindler list.
I suppose you could say it's a list of Schindlers. But that's not the same thing.
I'm not being pedantic. I'm not. No, really, I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Cat Care

Long time no post - mostly because I've been too lazy to optimise my GIFs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:10, archived)
# All hail our cat overlords.
That seems perfectly in order as far as they are concerned. :)

As brilliant as ever, sir. You either have one very happy cat, or four slightly less happy cat pieces and some mean Frankenstein-like skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha top comment
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Sheep's Frankenstein-like skills are legendary*
*not to be confused with leg-endary
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:34, archived)
# Magneta and pussy action.
Glad you came back ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Thanks!
Thought I'd show just how spoilt my cat was
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:02, archived)
# dawww
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Dawwwwwwwww
By 'eck, /board's moving quick i'nt she? Are we sure she's still up to this sort of strain?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:28, archived)
# This is no less then they deserve :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:41, archived)
# Oh to be a cat
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:42, archived)
# VERY LIKE OF THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Because who hasn't.
This makes me feel comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# haha, this is what they dream of
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:35, archived)
# perfect
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:58, archived)
# I LOVE this.
Unfortunately, though, my cat is on my knee and she's seen it. She's now demanding to know why she doesn't have a cat-pampering team at her beck and call.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:17, archived)
# I think this sends out bad messages
.... for the future of human to cat relationships*

*well, for the humans anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:31, archived)
# \o/ 'cutes'
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Somebody declared Aug 8th to be World Cat Day
So your posting was purfectly timed.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE1_J_l5jOU
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:18, archived)
# haha
this is my life
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 20:07, archived)
# If this had really been created by Sheep! ...
... wouldn't there have been (at least) four left hands?
(GrandWazoo, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:16, archived)
# yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 7:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Thinks!
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Pakisthat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] This should quiet her down.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] If only :)
Just going to pop this here!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:12, archived)

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