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# Burn it!!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:47, archived)
# *stands and claps with a stern face*
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:55, archived)
# *watches from the wings*
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:57, archived)
# *sneaks in through the kitchens*
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 21:48, archived)
# can not be licked
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:07, archived)
# me grin's stuck :)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:45, archived)
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# haha :D
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 22:03, archived)
# Help me out please folks.
If I wanted to get a still image from a DVD home movie then how would I do it? I know it won't be nearly good enough for a print but I'm hoping it can go in a digital photo frame.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Ah, like this....?
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Nah, it's a DVD, not film.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Print Screen button, Ctrl+V in an art package
done
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:06, archived)
# ^or that.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:08, archived)
# Plan A endorsed by someone who knows what they are talking about.
Thank you.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:08, archived)
#
windows 7 has the snipping tool, very useful
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:21, archived)
# And I have Windows 7.
Isn't it great the way these things just work out.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:23, archived)
#
but I'm not sure if every version has it, good luck!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:32, archived)
# if you download VLC player that will let you take screensnaps.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Hardest part is finding the damn screenshot key.
Go into view and turn on advanced controls and you'll get a button under the timeline bar.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:14, archived)
# I'm guessing VLC will make it easier to freeze on the frame I want.
I'll give it a go.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:22, archived)
# Yeah, you can skip frame by frame.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:47, archived)
# what if there was some sort of search function for like ALL of the internets?
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:18, archived)
# What if there was an online digital arts community which I was already a member of, albeit mainly posting on the sister chat board.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Don't be absurd, man.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:48, archived)
# We can but dream of what the future may bring.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Just recreate it
in Lego and plastacine, and take a pic. Sorted.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:40, archived)
# It would have a more personal touch.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Like I have that sort of talent.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Just do a shit 'shop of a shit cat, then take a shit on it.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:57, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/10997097
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Try smoking a chode.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:58, archived)
# Well, I'd suggest doing it like this.

(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 22:35, archived)
# A standing cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 17:41, archived)
# but but but you've only got about 5% of the bandwagon images in there
*wants money back*
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:31, archived)
#
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# It was meant as a kindly farewell.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:11, archived)
# fatcat says hello standing cat
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:11, archived)
# Great Stuff!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Cheers
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 0:49, archived)
#
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# would
but i'd be thinking of sam
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 17:55, archived)
# 's poe-tay-toes.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Mmmmm
tasties they are
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:13, archived)
#
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# WHAT'S IT DOING?! IT'S RUINING ITS......
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:49, archived)
# mmmmm, i'd rub his spuds
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:13, archived)
# TMI
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:17, archived)
# I gotta get back to my party.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Birthday Cake The Hut
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:45, archived)
# pedrohinskooloffotoshoppinstuff
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:46, archived)
# Is he upside down there? He looks strained like the blood is rushing to his head
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:36, archived)
# A Magic Jew Fairy!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:43, archived)
# have you ever met a Jew Fairy that wasn't magic?
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:46, archived)
# I never met a Jew Fairy, until HoppyToast introduced us to one just now.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:47, archived)
# also
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:52, archived)
# well, the face certainly looks more masculine now
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:54, archived)
# another thread that went astray
time for a drink
and a smoke
and maybe some heroin
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:57, archived)
# Is there a cheese course?
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:51, archived)
# There will not be any toast or dogs,...that's for sure! O_o
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Hey you!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Excellent.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:12, archived)
# (^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS APPROVES!
(^(^;;^)^) HARD WORKING TEAM SPIDERS HAS ALWAYS EARNED OUR KEEP BY GETTING RID OF FILTHY DISEASE-RIDDEN IMMIGRANT FLIES!
GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(^(^;;^)^)
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Yay!
someone had to say it
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:16, archived)
# am i the only one who thought that cat was a roast chicken"
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:18, archived)
# you cannot tell the difference in a blind taste-test
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)
# or in my case, a taste-test
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Stockphoto
roast chickens are always the best
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# that one looks a bit dry
i'd avoid the breast
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 16:04, archived)
# it's just the seams that make it look dry
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 16:17, archived)
# a dry seam is no laughing matter
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 16:18, archived)
# iChickenStockPhoto
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# i love this!!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Ace!
And don't get me started on their free healthcare.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Funny ... and true :D
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:39, archived)
# heh heh.......I like your medals and the army ones
send 'em to the front lines....help enlighten the idiots out there :)
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Work-shy partisans.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# I'd like to mail this to every conservative on earth, and see if any of them ______.
Yay and yippee!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# This HAS to stop.
They're the 'Planet's Funniest Animals' generation who don't think they have to try
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Brilliant.
Lurk less and post more of your work here!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The decision to put the skeet shooting next to the ski jumping led to a fun new sport that did not last long...
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:12, archived)
# I just made the mistake of Google image searching "twisted omentum" while tucking into a tasty spicy bean casserole.
Nausea ensued.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Nicely!
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# 8D
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# now that's my kind of sport!
says the rabid snooker fan :/
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Very nice.
Skiit shooting
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Cat: a pillar
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 12:57, archived)
# I like this. A lot
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Thank you! [blushes and flushes]
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:12, archived)
# kinda reminds me of this - how to hide an elephant
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Good one!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:20, archived)
# or upside down in a tin of custard!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Down the M4 and across the Severn
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# Paint its toenails red and hide it in a cherry tree!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)
# POST YOUR LOLFOLLIES GUYS
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 16:03, archived)
#
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# oh no, don't tell me his paw got shot
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 12:02, archived)
# He's feline a bit pawly
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Every cat has his day...
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 12:34, archived)
# where's Tubbs?
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Fixed it for you... ;)
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#

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# That's me
I sympathise with the commuter whose shoulder I collapse on shortly on the tube



Edit: Ha! Has the little guy gone back to sleep? :)
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:01, archived)
# dunno?
I was wondering what went wrong. He was yawning when I posted it. Ah well. Nice pussy btw.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:46, archived)
# Haha
Check this out. After I posted that reply I set off to work, to open the library at ZSL, only to slowly become suspicious something was going on as I wondered down East Finchley High Street. Where are all the other commuters? By the time I got to the tube station I was so freaked out I had to ask one of the cab drivers waiting outside the station what day it was, proceeded by a "I know this may sound a little weird, but.."

I genuinely feel as if Friday vanished in a puff of smoke. The cab driver told me to lay of the whacky-backy.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:22, archived)
# On the other hand
this tour guide should definately stay on it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MorR04iLtMw
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha....that guy's got de best job in de world
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:49, archived)
# He puts a smile on my face no matter what mood I'm in.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I actually began to feel gradually stoned the more that went on
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:55, archived)
# there's more
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Cockey

It was a great idea but by the end of the game they're all just listlessly swatting the puck with their paws.
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# It awakes
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# paw-leeze
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# I will paws to think about that.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:02, archived)
# XDFANGS!XD
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:06, archived)
# To be fair your post
made me sphinx of the idea
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:14, archived)
# I'm telling my mummy.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:18, archived)
# Is that
Aunbis-ness for you?

(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:26, archived)
# This ankh no party...this ankh no disco...this ankh no foolin' around!
This ankh no Mudd Club, or C.B.G.B....I ankh got time for that now!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:35, archived)
# O-siris-ously!
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# tut-tut
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:41, archived)
# I Amun-impressed
Edit: I think this could go on forever or until one of us needs a dump
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:41, archived)
# Indy-eed.
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# What sort of Bast is still punning at this time?

time to go, g'night
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:47, archived)
# Bastet
I Ra-ther think you mean
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:52, archived)
# Yeah, yeah, yeah,...let's wrap this up.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:56, archived)
# I can't, I'm in de-Nile
OK that's appalling. This should stop here before people get hurt.
Isis-pect it won't though.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:59, archived)
# Nefer. Titi and beer tiem.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 5:02, archived)
# Someone a long long time ago, in a galaxy phar pharaoh way.
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# Night, have a good one
Or should I say Sia later.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:54, archived)
# I Dug Sand Ominously to make this
Oops! I crossed the streams there for a minute
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# this is clearly a tribute to Parliament Funkadelic
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# More F-Punk than P-Funk myself
Edit: also like the sig
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# :D Cheers!
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#
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# While I like this, I feel it needs more this

Edit: I think you may be near to getting the joke.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 4:14, archived)
# Cat Sphynxter?
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 4:37, archived)
# No. I thought you were poking fun at my cat with an outline
The sphinx in that pic is a different matter.

It's my latest game
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 5:05, archived)
# Sphynxter sez whut
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 5:07, archived)
# It says, "are you 'avin' a laugh"
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#
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# Needs a Boards of Canada or Tangerine Dream soundtrack.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:35, archived)
# This is the end of mankind.
Immortal shall be the sound, and the sound shall be Immortal.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:40, archived)
# i'm picking up a Roger Daltrey vibe here
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# Peregrin Took!
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# ohh yeah!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:02, archived)
# smoke and mirrors
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# MORE COWBELL
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# BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 17:09, archived)
# yeah, yeah -- I can dig it
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:21, archived)
# "Tie your shoes, shithead!"
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Yes it is clearly in 'homage' to the Tommy album cover
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:48, archived)
# No, it's not!
You cannot understand this experiment and the results it will bring.
This is beyond anything mediocre invented.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:51, archived)
# ^too much Mary Shelley and H.G.Wells.
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# You know little of Gayshift science.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:24, archived)
# Who?
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# That's no (keith) moon! \o/
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# For Pete's sake.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:05, archived)
# Join and whistle.
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#
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# nicely
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# FUCK
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# sizzlin cken
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# feelz the sizzle
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#

symbolismlolz
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# foshizzle!
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# WORD
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# POWERPOINT
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# You excel at this!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:38, archived)
# It was big and hard, now it is
microsoft
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:07, archived)
# soft and getting softer
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:34, archived)
# Of course, I am so immensly endowed I can comfortably make jokes like that.
jussayin
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:38, archived)
# How d'ya like them apples
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:35, archived)
# I'd ask the Video Genie about how to PET a Dragon on the autistic Spectrum..
(That wasn't even funny, I don't know why I try really. It's all so pointless. Shurely there is more to life than puns).
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:46, archived)
# Nice
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 0:57, archived)
# A Stare?
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# HaH!!!!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:37, archived)
# Glad you liked it
Bad word play a speciality, probably why I'm still here
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:32, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5qyNF-MLaQ
just like fred
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:40, archived)
# That's quite good!
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# Bin dun?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:11, archived)
# it has now
*crosses off list* :)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:28, archived)
# such a great film
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:51, archived)
# That scene plays rather differently now!
have a click!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:54, archived)
# username lols
one of many that amuse me :)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:58, archived)
# I'm glad you like it
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Meep
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# Meep meep
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 23:15, archived)
#
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# f all-yaw, i gotta get back to work
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:52, archived)
# i FUCKING love this pic
*click*
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:00, archived)
#
catnip
frontpages
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:04, archived)
# Poor old Bagpuss.
Top job!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:08, archived)
# FP this now!!!!!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Too Wide!
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# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 2:38, archived)
# I fell asleep and woke up and totally thought it was tomorrow.
And realised it wasn't tomorrow only because of the lack of gayshift on the board.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:39, archived)
# It is tomorrow
Where have you been?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:32, archived)
# It is never tomorrow.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Gayshift.

(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:39, archived)
# Stop trying to confuse me.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:27, archived)
# If you leave a tooth under your pillow the Gay Shift will Appear.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 23:10, archived)
# b3ta is all about conformity
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:49, archived)
# I can agree with that.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:51, archived)
# i agree with your agreeing
*click*...etc...
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:53, archived)
#
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#
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# HaHa. Conform!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:04, archived)
# O.K., stop.
Pedro's pic is gonna be on the FP.
Don't want to make fools of ourselves.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Too late for that!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:23, archived)
# LATCHER
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:41, archived)
# \o Outpouringer!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:46, archived)
# o/
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:13, archived)
# HEY, GIVE THE REST OF US A CHANCE. STOP IT WITH THE FP SHENANIGANS.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] 10 pin cat bowling
bowling throwing
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:33, archived)
#
kittles!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:35, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Also
Too soon man, too soon.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 0:57, archived)
# I think you should have gone 401 and have a flounce when put back to 400 for the FP
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:54, archived)
# This needs to be preserved iin a time capsule/shrine for those who find this planet once the humanism is all gone.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Ahahahaha
'click'
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Escher's Canoeing.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:22, archived)
# I like this.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Escher's funeral. Re to the pea in da area.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Love this
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:35, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......is that Escher in the canoe?
I like Escher....if I could have met him,I'd like to think he'd like me too.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Fastaaaaaaaaa!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Very hypnotic
Just seen your profile and wow some B3ta history to catch up on there. Thanks for saving I will make my way through it. Will be fun
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:36, archived)
# It was a pleasure putting it all together but most of the links were provided by others.
Certainly makes for entertaining reading.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 5:03, archived)
# i did one of those

but mine was shit
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Standing cat...
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:14, archived)
# We should probably give him a better name than 'standing cat'.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Erect cat......
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# The Living Catue.
Gavin.
Mancat.

Nah, I'm shit at this.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:45, archived)
# That picture of a cat that's stood up cat.....
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Catstand
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:54, archived)
# I vote for this one.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Ha, yeah I like this, reminds me of Roger Irrelevent
or stoodcat is good
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:42, archived)
# he should also be added to B3takit
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:43, archived)
# I had to make mine out of two differnt shopped ones....
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Fluffenstein.
Fluffenstein Meets Catula!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:54, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:13, archived)
# you're right
I'll add it tomorrow (link to source anyone?)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:02, archived)
#
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# This transparent one's mine if anyone wants it
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:11, archived)
# too soon man
Too soon
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:46, archived)
# Stoodcat
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:45, archived)
# I thought it was called stood
pronounced like dude
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:57, archived)
# I usually call cats "Cat"
Except when they have specific names given by others. In which case I keep calling them "Cat" only for myself.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Gary Oldcat
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Stanley Dinkatt
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Mr Cuddles.
Clarence.
Fump.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:25, archived)
# dulcat
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:47, archived)
# he's the most shit, dull
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:56, archived)
# just another cat
Is it 1999 again?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:09, archived)
# Tonight I'm gonna b3ta
etc
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:11, archived)
# Someone should do a toap suggesting that cats can't spell properly, that'd be pretty rofl
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:58, archived)
# 'clicks hard'
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:14, archived)
# Bless her!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Bloody hell that works so well
Lovely
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Oh my gosh she looks so posh
All in seven syllables
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:33, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Ha-ha! Fucking hell.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# phwoar
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Lovely stuff.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:09, archived)
# :)
:D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Top shop !
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Errrrr was very very very drunk....
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:15, archived)
# One was very very...
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Course the mnmmmnmm right up the mnmm BLOODY SPEARS! mnmm Battenburg then bed.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Nicely done.
One of your best I reckon
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Ooh cheers sir!
:D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# creeepy
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Good gosh!
The bright lipstick makes it all the more unsettling
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Love this.
May I put it on a shirt, either long or shirt sleeve. If only digital or silk screen could cope with the definition.

(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:22, archived)
# Of course...
... See you in The Tower ;)
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:20, archived)
# suddenly Alan Partridge!
amazing work
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:39, archived)
# Superb shopping sir.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:50, archived)
# Ta Shelving
:D
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:39, archived)
# wow.
I can't tell where one ends and the other begins!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:58, archived)
# Soup herb
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:47, archived)
# Crumbs.
This is a thing of such immense beauty that I'm now terrified of you...
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Hehehehe
:D
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:39, archived)
#
splendid.
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Ta Queenie!
:)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha!!
that is EXCELLENT!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 4:58, archived)
# Fanks!
:)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:39, archived)
# Hahahahah that's great
:D
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Cheers Froggie
:D
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:40, archived)
# Outstanding!
:D
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Cheers matey!
:)
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:53, archived)
# newslettereeererreree
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:50, archived)
# hello
my cousin's boyfriend has been in a car crash and has just finished having a coma. am i a cunt because i don't give a fuck?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:53, archived)
# did he cause the crash?
if yes, no
if no, maybe
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:55, archived)
# he was on a pushbike
so i'd say it was his fault
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:03, archived)
# You're not obliged to empathise with satellite members of your family, but people do seem to like it if you feign concern and resist shouting "Good!" whenever their name's mentioned.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# i didn't shout "good!"
i just fail to see why they think i should give a shit about an obnoxious squaddie i've met the sum total of 3 times, just because he's banging my cousin, who i also can't stand
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:05, archived)
# He's out of a coma now right?
In which case, you've got no reason to care anymore anyway, he's fine and will be back to harassing cars on his pushbike in double quick time.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Were there times when you could have murdered him?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:13, archived)
# go with ambiguous 'likes' on facebook
it seems to save a lot of time 'oh no, I really do care, didn't I write that time on fb?', at least saves effort
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:52, archived)
# £20 exactly second attempt!
I ez awesome
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:55, archived)
# haha, love the dancing Optimus Cat
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)

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