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Burn it!!
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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way) ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:47,
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*stands and claps with a stern face*
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:55,
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*watches from the wings*
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:57,
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*sneaks in through the kitchens*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 21:48,
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can not be licked
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:06,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:07,
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me grin's stuck :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:45,
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MP3J part2 ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:28,
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MP3J part2 ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:47,
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MP3J part2 ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:48,
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MP3J part2 ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:56,
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MP3J part2 ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:58,
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MP3J part2 ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 21:50,
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MP3J part2 ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 21:59,
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haha :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 22:03,
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Help me out please folks.
If I wanted to get a still image from a DVD home movie then how would I do it? I know it won't be nearly good enough for a print but I'm hoping it can go in a digital photo frame.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:04,
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Ah, like this....?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:05,
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Nah, it's a DVD, not film.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:07,
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Print Screen button, Ctrl+V in an art package
done
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:06,
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^or that.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:08,
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Plan A endorsed by someone who knows what they are talking about.
Thank you.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:08,
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windows 7 has the snipping tool, very useful
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:21,
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And I have Windows 7.
Isn't it great the way these things just work out.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:23,
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but I'm not sure if every version has it, good luck!
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:32,
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if you download VLC player that will let you take screensnaps.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:07,
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Thank you.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:12,
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Hardest part is finding the damn screenshot key.
Go into view and turn on advanced controls and you'll get a button under the timeline bar.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:14,
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I'm guessing VLC will make it easier to freeze on the frame I want.
I'll give it a go.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:22,
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Yeah, you can skip frame by frame.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:47,
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what if there was some sort of search function for like ALL of the internets?
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:18,
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What if there was an online digital arts community which I was already a member of, albeit mainly posting on the sister chat board.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:20,
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Don't be absurd, man.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:48,
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We can but dream of what the future may bring.
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Shlvng ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:37,
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Just recreate it
in Lego and plastacine, and take a pic. Sorted.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:40,
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It would have a more personal touch.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:49,
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Like I have that sort of talent.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:02,
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Just do a shit 'shop of a shit cat, then take a shit on it.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:57,
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http://b3ta.com/board/10997097
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:02,
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Try smoking a chode.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:58,
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Well, I'd suggest doing it like this.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 22:35,
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A standing cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it.
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 17:41,
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but but but you've only got about 5% of the bandwagon images in there
*wants money back*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:31,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:03,
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It was meant as a kindly farewell.
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:11,
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fatcat says hello standing cat
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:11,
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Great Stuff!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 23:12,
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Cheers
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 0:49,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 17:36,
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would
but i'd be thinking of sam
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 17:55,
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's poe-tay-toes.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:03,
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Mmmmm
tasties they are
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:13,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:16,
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WHAT'S IT DOING?! IT'S RUINING ITS......
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:49,
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mmmmm, i'd rub his spuds
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:13,
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TMI
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:17,
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I gotta get back to my party.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:32,
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Birthday Cake The Hut
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:45,
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pedrohinskooloffotoshoppinstuff
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:46,
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Is he upside down there? He looks strained like the blood is rushing to his head
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:36,
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A Magic Jew Fairy!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:43,
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have you ever met a Jew Fairy that wasn't magic?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:46,
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I never met a Jew Fairy, until HoppyToast introduced us to one just now.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:47,
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also
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:52,
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well, the face certainly looks more masculine now
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:54,
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another thread that went astray
time for a drink and a smoke and maybe some heroin
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:57,
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Is there a cheese course?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 19:51,
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There will not be any toast or dogs,...that's for sure! O_o
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:44,
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Hey you!
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spellingmistakescostlives .com ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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Ha-ha!
Excellent.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:12,
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(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS APPROVES!
(^(^;;^)^) HARD WORKING TEAM SPIDERS HAS ALWAYS EARNED OUR KEEP BY GETTING RID OF FILTHY DISEASE-RIDDEN IMMIGRANT FLIES! GO TEAM SPIDERS! (^(^;;^)^)
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:14,
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Yay!
someone had to say it
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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am i the only one who thought that cat was a roast chicken"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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you cannot tell the difference in a blind taste-test
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:24,
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or in my case, a taste-test
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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Stockphoto
roast chickens are always the best
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MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 16:02,
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that one looks a bit dry
i'd avoid the breast
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 16:04,
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it's just the seams that make it look dry
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 16:17,
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a dry seam is no laughing matter
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 16:18,
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iChickenStockPhoto
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 16:53,
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i love this!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:24,
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Ace!
And don't get me started on their free healthcare.
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:27,
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Funny ... and true :D
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:39,
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heh heh.......I like your medals and the army ones
send 'em to the front lines....help enlighten the idiots out there :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:41,
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Work-shy partisans.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 17:01,
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I'd like to mail this to every conservative on earth, and see if any of them ______.
Yay and yippee!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 17:29,
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This HAS to stop.
They're the 'Planet's Funniest Animals' generation who don't think they have to try
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MartinH ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 21:51,
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Brilliant.
Lurk less and post more of your work here!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:38,
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The decision to put the skeet shooting next to the ski jumping led to a fun new sport that did not last long...
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:12,
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I just made the mistake of Google image searching "twisted omentum" while tucking into a tasty spicy bean casserole.
Nausea ensued.
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Shlvng ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:41,
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Nicely!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:44,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 14:39,
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now that's my kind of sport!
says the rabid snooker fan :/
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 14:54,
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Very nice.
Skiit shooting
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:20,
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Cat: a pillar
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 12:57,
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I like this. A lot
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:09,
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Thank you! [blushes and flushes]
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:12,
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kinda reminds me of this - how to hide an elephant
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:16,
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Good one!
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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or upside down in a tin of custard!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow! ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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Down the M4 and across the Severn
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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Paint its toenails red and hide it in a cherry tree!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 17:05,
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POST YOUR LOLFOLLIES GUYS
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 16:03,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 11:17,
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oh no, don't tell me his paw got shot
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 12:02,
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He's feline a bit pawly
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 14:43,
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Every cat has his day...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 12:34,
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where's Tubbs?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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Fixed it for you... ;)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:09,
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 7:27,
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That's me
I sympathise with the commuter whose shoulder I collapse on shortly on the tube Edit: Ha! Has the little guy gone back to sleep? :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:01,
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dunno?
I was wondering what went wrong. He was yawning when I posted it. Ah well. Nice pussy btw.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:46,
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Haha
Check this out. After I posted that reply I set off to work, to open the library at ZSL, only to slowly become suspicious something was going on as I wondered down East Finchley High Street. Where are all the other commuters? By the time I got to the tube station I was so freaked out I had to ask one of the cab drivers waiting outside the station what day it was, proceeded by a "I know this may sound a little weird, but.." I genuinely feel as if Friday vanished in a puff of smoke. The cab driver told me to lay of the whacky-backy.
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:22,
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On the other hand
this tour guide should definately stay on it.www.youtube.com/watch?v=MorR04iLtMw
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:37,
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hahaha....that guy's got de best job in de world
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:49,
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He puts a smile on my face no matter what mood I'm in.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 10:02,
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Hahaha
I actually began to feel gradually stoned the more that went on
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:55,
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there's more
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 10:02,
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Cockey
It was a great idea but by the end of the game they're all just listlessly swatting the puck with their paws.
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phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; } ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 6:54,
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It awakes
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:52,
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paw-leeze
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:54,
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I will paws to think about that.
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:02,
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XDFANGS!XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:06,
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To be fair your post
made me sphinx of the idea
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:14,
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I'm telling my mummy.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:18,
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Is that
Aunbis-ness for you?
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:26,
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This ankh no party...this ankh no disco...this ankh no foolin' around!
This ankh no Mudd Club, or C.B.G.B....I ankh got time for that now!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:35,
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O-siris-ously!
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:37,
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tut-tut
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:41,
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I Amun-impressed
Edit: I think this could go on forever or until one of us needs a dump
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:41,
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Indy-eed.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:44,
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What sort of Bast is still punning at this time?
time to go, g'night
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:47,
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Bastet
I Ra-ther think you mean
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:52,
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,...let's wrap this up.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:56,
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I can't, I'm in de-Nile
OK that's appalling. This should stop here before people get hurt. Isis-pect it won't though.
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:59,
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Nefer. Titi and beer tiem.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 5:02,
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Someone a long long time ago, in a galaxy phar pharaoh way.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:53,
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Night, have a good one
Or should I say Sia later.
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:54,
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I Dug Sand Ominously to make this
Oops! I crossed the streams there for a minute
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:33,
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this is clearly a tribute to Parliament Funkadelic
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:05,
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More F-Punk than P-Funk myself
Edit: also like the sig
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:09,
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:D Cheers!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:32,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:51,
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While I like this, I feel it needs more this
Edit: I think you may be near to getting the joke.
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 4:14,
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Cat Sphynxter?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 4:37,
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No. I thought you were poking fun at my cat with an outline
The sphinx in that pic is a different matter. It's my latest game
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 5:05,
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Sphynxter sez whut
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 5:07,
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It says, "are you 'avin' a laugh"
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 5:14,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:17,
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Needs a Boards of Canada or Tangerine Dream soundtrack.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:35,
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This is the end of mankind.
Immortal shall be the sound, and the sound shall be Immortal.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:40,
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i'm picking up a Roger Daltrey vibe here
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:42,
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Peregrin Took!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:45,
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ohh yeah!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:02,
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smoke and mirrors
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:05,
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MORE COWBELL
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:15,
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BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 17:09,
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yeah, yeah -- I can dig it
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:21,
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"Tie your shoes, shithead!"
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:24,
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Yes it is clearly in 'homage' to the Tommy album cover
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:48,
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No, it's not!
You cannot understand this experiment and the results it will bring. This is beyond anything mediocre invented.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:51,
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^too much Mary Shelley and H.G.Wells.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:12,
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You know little of Gayshift science.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:24,
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Who?
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:51,
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That's no (keith) moon! \o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:55,
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For Pete's sake.
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:05,
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Join and whistle.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 3:08,
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 0:18,
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nicely
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 0:34,
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FUCK
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 0:44,
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sizzlin cken
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 0:46,
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feelz the sizzle
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 0:47,
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symbolismlolz
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:03,
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foshizzle!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:19,
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WORD
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:35,
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POWERPOINT
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:37,
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You excel at this!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:38,
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It was big and hard, now it is
microsoft
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:07,
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soft and getting softer
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:34,
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Of course, I am so immensly endowed I can comfortably make jokes like that.
jussayin
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:38,
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How d'ya like them apples
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:35,
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I'd ask the Video Genie about how to PET a Dragon on the autistic Spectrum..
(That wasn't even funny, I don't know why I try really. It's all so pointless. Shurely there is more to life than puns).
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:46,
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Nice
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 0:57,
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A Stare?
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 0:58,
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HaH!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:37,
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Glad you liked it
Bad word play a speciality, probably why I'm still here
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 2:32,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5qyNF-MLaQ
just like fred
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:40,
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That's quite good!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:42,
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Bin dun?
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:11,
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it has now
*crosses off list* :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:28,
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such a great film
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:51,
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That scene plays rather differently now!
have a click!
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theniwokeup has been awake since ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:54,
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username lols
one of many that amuse me :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:58,
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I'm glad you like it
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theniwokeup has been awake since ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 23:00,
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Meep
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 23:09,
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Meep meep
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Flash_Bastard ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 23:15,
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 0:05,
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f all-yaw, i gotta get back to work
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:52,
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i FUCKING love this pic
*click*
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:00,
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catnip frontpages
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:04,
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Poor old Bagpuss.
Top job!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:08,
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FP this now!!!!!
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:14,
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Too Wide!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:30,
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Hahahahaha
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 2:38,
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I fell asleep and woke up and totally thought it was tomorrow.
And realised it wasn't tomorrow only because of the lack of gayshift on the board.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:39,
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It is tomorrow
Where have you been?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:32,
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It is never tomorrow.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:27,
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Gayshift.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:39,
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Stop trying to confuse me.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:27,
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If you leave a tooth under your pillow the Gay Shift will Appear.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 23:10,
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b3ta is all about conformity
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:49,
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I can agree with that.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:51,
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i agree with your agreeing
*click*...etc...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:53,
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:54,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:03,
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HaHa. Conform!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:04,
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O.K., stop.
Pedro's pic is gonna be on the FP. Don't want to make fools of ourselves.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:14,
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Too late for that!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:23,
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LATCHER
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Shlvng ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:41,
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\o Outpouringer!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:46,
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o/
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Shlvng ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:13,
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HEY, GIVE THE REST OF US A CHANCE. STOP IT WITH THE FP SHENANIGANS.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:22,
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10 pin cat bowling
bowling throwing
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:33,
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kittles!
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An Egg ,D ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:35,
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:)
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:54,
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Also
Too soon man, too soon.
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An Egg ,D ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 0:57,
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I think you should have gone 401 and have a flounce when put back to 400 for the FP
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:40,
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HAHAHAHAHA
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:54,
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This needs to be preserved iin a time capsule/shrine for those who find this planet once the humanism is all gone.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 23:18,
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Ahahahaha
'click'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 0:55,
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Escher's Canoeing.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:22,
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I like this.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:39,
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Escher's funeral. Re to the pea in da area.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:44,
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Love this
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:35,
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......is that Escher in the canoe?
I like Escher....if I could have met him,I'd like to think he'd like me too.
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:11,
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Fastaaaaaaaaa!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:35,
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Very hypnotic
Just seen your profile and wow some B3ta history to catch up on there. Thanks for saving I will make my way through it. Will be fun
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 21:36,
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It was a pleasure putting it all together but most of the links were provided by others.
Certainly makes for entertaining reading.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 5:03,
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i did one of those
but mine was shit
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 13:50,
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Standing cat...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:14,
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We should probably give him a better name than 'standing cat'.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:37,
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Erect cat......
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:40,
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The Living Catue.
Gavin. Mancat. Nah, I'm shit at this.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:45,
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That picture of a cat that's stood up cat.....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:47,
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Catstand
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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I vote for this one.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:24,
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Ha, yeah I like this, reminds me of Roger Irrelevent
or stoodcat is good
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:42,
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he should also be added to B3takit
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:43,
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I had to make mine out of two differnt shopped ones....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:44,
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Fluffenstein.
Fluffenstein Meets Catula!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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:-)
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:13,
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you're right
I'll add it tomorrow (link to source anyone?)
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:02,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:22,
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This transparent one's mine if anyone wants it
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:11,
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too soon man
Too soon
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:46,
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Stoodcat
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:45,
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Hepcat.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:02,
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I thought it was called stood
pronounced like dude
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:57,
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I usually call cats "Cat"
Except when they have specific names given by others. In which case I keep calling them "Cat" only for myself.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:55,
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Gary Oldcat
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:00,
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Stanley Dinkatt
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:57,
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Mr Cuddles.
Clarence. Fump.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:25,
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dulcat
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:47,
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he's the most shit, dull
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:56,
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just another cat
Is it 1999 again?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:09,
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Tonight I'm gonna b3ta
etc
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:11,
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Someone should do a toap suggesting that cats can't spell properly, that'd be pretty rofl
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:22,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:25,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:32,
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MP3J part2 ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:58,
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'clicks hard'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:14,
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Bless her!
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Ninj ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:56,
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Bloody hell that works so well
Lovely
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02,
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Ooh ta!
:)
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Ninj ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:40,
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Oh my gosh she looks so posh
All in seven syllables
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ed-z ,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:33,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02,
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Ha-ha! Fucking hell.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02,
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phwoar
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:06,
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Ha ha ha!
Lovely stuff.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:09,
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:)
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:40,
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Top shop !
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:12,
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Ta!
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:44,
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Errrrr was very very very drunk....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:15,
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One was very very...
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:17,
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Course the mnmmmnmm right up the mnmm BLOODY SPEARS! mnmm Battenburg then bed.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:28,
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Nicely done.
One of your best I reckon
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:38,
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Ooh cheers sir!
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:40,
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creeepy
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:00,
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Good gosh!
The bright lipstick makes it all the more unsettling
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:24,
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Love this.
May I put it on a shirt, either long or shirt sleeve. If only digital or silk screen could cope with the definition.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous? ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:22,
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Of course...
... See you in The Tower ;)
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Ninj ,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:20,
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suddenly Alan Partridge!
amazing work
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zog why change it now? ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:51,
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Thanks!
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:39,
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Superb shopping sir.
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Shlvng ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:50,
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Ta Shelving
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:39,
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wow.
I can't tell where one ends and the other begins!
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parsons* *restrictions apply ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:58,
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Soup herb
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Cancer Joy was short lived ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:47,
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Crumbs.
This is a thing of such immense beauty that I'm now terrified of you...
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TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 18:03,
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Hehehehe
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:39,
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splendid.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 20:15,
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Ta Queenie!
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:39,
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Hahaha!!
that is EXCELLENT!
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arrangedletters ,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 4:58,
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Fanks!
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:39,
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Hahahahah that's great
:D
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:37,
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Cheers Froggie
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:40,
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Outstanding!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:54,
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Cheers matey!
:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:53,
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newslettereeererreree
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rob ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:50,
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hello
my cousin's boyfriend has been in a car crash and has just finished having a coma. am i a cunt because i don't give a fuck?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:53,
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did he cause the crash?
if yes, no if no, maybe
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:55,
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he was on a pushbike
so i'd say it was his fault
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:03,
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You're not obliged to empathise with satellite members of your family, but people do seem to like it if you feign concern and resist shouting "Good!" whenever their name's mentioned.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02,
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i didn't shout "good!"
i just fail to see why they think i should give a shit about an obnoxious squaddie i've met the sum total of 3 times, just because he's banging my cousin, who i also can't stand
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:05,
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He's out of a coma now right?
In which case, you've got no reason to care anymore anyway, he's fine and will be back to harassing cars on his pushbike in double quick time.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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Were there times when you could have murdered him?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:13,
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go with ambiguous 'likes' on facebook
it seems to save a lot of time 'oh no, I really do care, didn't I write that time on fb?', at least saves effort
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:52,
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£20 exactly second attempt!
I ez awesome
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:55,
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haha, love the dancing Optimus Cat
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02,
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Cheers.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02,
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