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# ..and resisting arrest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 17:03, archived)
# Rees Mogg as Judge Death
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 31 Mar 2021, 17:12, archived)
# Wonder if he's ill
he seems to have aged about 15 years in the space of a week
(dribble, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 17:52, archived)
# Stookie gland shortage
Or Carrie "accidentally" put a foot through that portrait in the attic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 18:02, archived)
# And that's before they test him for drugs
All politicians should be tested for drugs randomly several times a year. Results put up on the web for all to see.

Any sign of a class A and it's instant sacking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 18:01, archived)
# F**k That..!
If I had to do their job I'd want drugs supplied as part of the employment package.!!
(3rror-code Errormes, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:21, archived)
# That's who Brian Harvey need to call!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 18:33, archived)
# I seem confused.
Not sure you quite nailed Dredd's politics or the Brit-Cit legal system, but good arts.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 19:02, archived)
# excellent
(ozof, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 21:06, archived)
# Encouraging Adultery..!
Damn...! the man just went up in my opinion.!!
err.. also that not so much a list of crimes, more a standard politician's entry to the job checklist.!
at least he's not a lib dem though... then he'd more than likely be guilty of "actual" child abuse
(3rror-code Errormes, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:18, archived)
# the sad thing is that morons would still vote for him
He's like Trump - you already know he's a scrote, so no new revelation can shock you
(rogerzilla, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 8:40, archived)
# something in the news today about his wife(or is it girlfriend?)'s charity
'financial irregularities'

And you just know it'll go ignored, there's just so fucking much of it. Christ I haven't liked a government of my lifetime but most of the others weren't quite so fucking exhausting. Every day it's "what have the cunts done *now*"?

It just becomes the norm then.
(horrid, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 11:21, archived)
# She was also caught fiddling expenses in her old job in the Tory Party, allegedly.
She's a tory. A tory who either pretends to champion anti-conservative causes like equality, human and animal rights, or who is stupid enough to believe equality and conservation are compatible with Conservatism.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 14:34, archived)
# In one sense, a benefit cheat.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Apr 2021, 21:47, archived)
# I don't know if people who vote for him are morons
There's really no choice when it comes down to it. Thy are all useless career politicians who you wouldn't trust to run a stationary cupboard, let alone a country. Most people hold their nose when it comes time to put a cross on paper.
(plankton, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 18:36, archived)
# Voting isn't compulsory
You can write "None of this shower" to show you cared enough to turn up. Or take a magenta pen and draw a huge CDC
(rogerzilla, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 20:54, archived)
# Not all morons
Some of them are outright arseholes
(horrid, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 23:15, archived)
# Nuance aint welcome on the internet!
Exactly, there's not a whole lot of choice and people evaluate a lot of decisions.

I know I elect an MP not a PM, that's a start in democracy. I've voted for different parties or abstained based upon my local MPs.

I had a friend who used to rant on about the evil Tories and the evil people that voted for them, knowing I have voted for a Tory MP previously. When I would mention surely voting Labour that left hundreds of thousands of dead in the middle east and a highly destabilised region decades later must make her pause for thought, it was all a bit of a shrug really. She also saw the Lib Dem student fees as far worse than the war, which I can't agree with but ultimately is her prerogative. It's far easier to reconcile yourself with the dead when they're brown ones abroad I guess.

I think we would all be better knowing that we all vote for a multitude of reasons, and the more we reduce to morons vs non morons the worst we are all off.

P.S. aren't all cupboards stationary? ;)
(LokiMD, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 9:05, archived)
# Nothing to see here.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 16:29, archived)
# quality font-matching algorithm.
Also, sad rather than funny.
(Hemipygous, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 21:51, archived)
# Thanks and
I think you can have funny sad. Not to suggest this is that. This is cutting edge satire, obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 23:26, archived)
#
Those pesky Anglo-Saxons and their lack of melanin...
(Keroscene, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 14:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 23:45, archived)
# ACTUAL FOOTAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:06, archived)
# Indeed.
It took so long to present this. The camels had to walk quite a bit to deliver this account of the catastrophic event.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:37, archived)
# What language did the camels speak, Pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:38, archived)
# They can only speak in pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:38, archived)
# Actually I believe you. They spit too though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:42, archived)
# Yes
But their lips feel great on your fingers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:43, archived)
# Did you know giraffes have blue tongues? Cows too, probably. I don’t think you should finger a camel’s mouth Pedro, it’s unsanitary.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:45, archived)
# I did not make the first move
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:47, archived)
# There is no rule that says you have to thrust your fingers into the nearest orifice of any unfortunate warm-blooded creature that happens to look at you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:49, archived)
# You're making me out to look like some kind of freak
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 1:12, archived)
# Sorry Pedro, since we spoke 3 more camels have come forward
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:38, archived)
# You really should have taken a leaf out of my book and stuck to sloppy blue blowjobs from willing adult giraffes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:40, archived)
# Cows too, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:44, archived)
# lol irl
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 2:48, archived)
# {:-) I want sound
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Apr 2021, 21:49, archived)
# Slather little catman in shortening
And stick it in a hoover
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 22:14, archived)
# Remember when it was extremely unusual for a text-only post to get on the /board popular page?
I guess we're just all a lot wittier these days.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 15:49, archived)
# That’s definitely the reason
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 18:32, archived)
# "Fingers", yeah right
(dribble, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 1:22, archived)
# yes! the lips felt a bit like this...


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 1:30, archived)
# Ray Mears?
(davyclam, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 14:14, archived)
# Tommeh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 14:16, archived)
# It's ironic that you say this about this post
when it's literally the only thing Pedro has ever done that doesn't contain any feet.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 11:11, archived)
# Actually now I've looked again, I can see four feet in the picture.
I retract my previous statement.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 12:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 12:37, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 13:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 13:59, archived)
# might fp this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:06, archived)
# OMG OMG OMG :O
Can I substitute it with this?:


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:26, archived)
# Fake news, painted blackbird
(dribble, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:39, archived)
# american robin, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:46, archived)
# Get you, with your cardinals and jays
most our of birds are brown
(dribble, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:48, archived)
# Cedar waxwings are the best!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:51, archived)
# they fucking are in Bradford, right guy's?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:00, archived)
# guy's???
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:00, archived)
# I like Tits myself.
To each his own.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 2:26, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 18:32, archived)
# Hey! Somebody accidentally put a PedroHin on the FP.
WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 2:25, archived)
# You mean,
"...an ORIGINAL PedroHinยฎ"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 2:34, archived)
# Proud of you, son.*
*May be the Glenlivet talking. o/'
cheers fucker
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 3:29, archived)
#
and Guinness...fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 4:40, archived)
# Guiness after Scotch? WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 12:24, archived)
# No you are wrong..."GUINNESS"
Try to get it right next time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 2:55, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 4:58, archived)
# YOU RUIN EVERYTHING I WORK HARD FOR! :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 12:25, archived)
# :))
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 2:57, archived)
[challenge entry] “Pull the string! PULL THE STRING!”
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 30 Mar 2021, 17:07, archived)
# The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:53, archived)
# Look at those stairs
there's no Spotty Mini Bannister.
(davyclam, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 14:16, archived)
# Next up on Fox...
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 30 Mar 2021, 16:29, archived)
# Foxy!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 16:50, archived)
# It's all make believe
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:55, archived)
# challenging fap fodder
(rogerzilla, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 21:32, archived)
# I just had to look this guy up.
Without the attention he's received from his bigotry he'd be a trivia answer relating to his famous uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 14:23, archived)
# Whats he done..?
I like him as an actor and I try not to let their personal lives interfere with that
otherwise, i'd never be able to watch a film with Russell Brand in it ever again.
(3rror-code Errormes, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:38, archived)
# At least he actually has an opinion and is articulate..!
Unlike the mime-artist currently running lab-bore or Bumble-Boof the tory's annoying mascot.!
(has a pretty good rack too)
(3rror-code Errormes, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 1:50, archived)
# May never see the we'ans again

Click for bigger (174 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:02, archived)
# Where does he stand on fox hunting?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:50, archived)
# When does he stand on landmines?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 23:01, archived)
# Is it true that he stands in dog poo then walks it in and says "Look what you did" to whoever's nearest?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:17, archived)
# no, he blames foreigners
Those German Shepherds and French bulldogs, coming over here and shitting on our BRITISH pavements
(rogerzilla, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 9:28, archived)
# Dey tuk urr jabs!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 13:12, archived)
# Leaked pics!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:52, archived)
# So it WAS true!
I KNEW IT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:00, archived)
# I'm the cream of the crop
I rise to the top,
I'd never fuck a pig coz that was Cameron's flop
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:58, archived)
# dig it
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 18:33, archived)
# no, that's an idiot sandwich
(rogerzilla, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 16:01, archived)
# SpongeBoris NoPants
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 19:01, archived)
# crumbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Manure happens.
(Jam_Machine My jam's got a little machine, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:49, archived)
# nice
and welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:53, archived)
# Thanks!
Good to be here.
(Jam_Machine My jam's got a little machine, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:10, archived)
# Prince Phillip driving?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha, have an old pea for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:50, archived)
#
"It's your kids Phillip. Something's gotta be done about your kids."
(Jam_Machine My jam's got a little machine, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:57, archived)
# nice
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:51, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 19:02, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 22:51, archived)
# Shameless plug but I'm hoping this may help a few B3tans/B3tards


My latest digital painting is available to buy on Opensea as an nft.
I'm still very new to the whole thing and I'm not an expert on digital tokens but I know plenty of people making good money from their work.
Alongside this Bowie series, I've uploaded all of my old animations and will hope for the best. I don't expect them to sell for the asking price but people make offers so it's just a case of waiting. Some of you guys could smash it on there and on the street I'm sure!

Edit: There are other platforms that don't need money to start up but after lots of research, this is the best marketplace at the moment with the most users.
Initial cost to verify your account can vary as it's dependent on the gas price at that time, it cost me about ยฃ50 but now I can mint as much as I like.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 11:48, archived)
# fucking hell, $1800 for an old gif?! I can see why people are tempted
Let us know how you get on. I'm still put off by the environmental destruction and pyramid scheminess of it all.

Also, what's the price of gas bit about?
Also also, what are you selling exactly? Can you never repost your gifs if they sell or are you just selling a copy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 12:29, archived)
#
The environmental is a big debate at the moment but most big mining companies are using renewable energy now but I totally get what you mean.
Gas is a charge for an electronic transaction and is how the miners get their money. On opensea you pay a one off gas fee. You also pay gas if you accept an offer but you can get round that by lowering your price rather than accepting.

You are selling a token represents your artwork. You can still post it as much as you want but you can only tokenise it once.
Don't be afraid to set your price high, you can always drop it
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:02, archived)
# I am really perplexed by the appeal to buyers beyond the hipster value.
It sounds like you are buying a link, and links die.

That said, I wish I could buy a link to a drawing here someone once did of a determined-looking bear leaving his house holding a toilet roll to go and shit in the woods. I think of it every time I see a Go Outdoors shop but can't find it anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:04, archived)
# I tried to sue b3tards.com for losing all my images from the noughties, which I calculated to be worth in excess of £10 million
but they're a vape shop now, and they told me to fuck off.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:20, archived)
# I had my Mr Bumpkey on b3tards
No other copies anywhere :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:24, archived)
# Well if that's their attitude I certainly won't buy vaping goods from them ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:42, archived)
# I've heard their stuff's no good, just goes up in smoke
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:13, archived)
# Vaperware
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:52, archived)
# Genuine lol
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 4:28, archived)
# hahaha
so true !! People must have made billions of my "strictly no elephants" image... can I prove it? can I fuck .. do I really care ... not really*
*cries self to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 31 Mar 2021, 13:58, archived)
#
What are you selling exactly?

With physical art, you have an original. Or you have a serialised print. With title/copyright, you're selling exploitation rights. There's some relationship between the price and the quality. That quality factor includes both artistic values and rarity.

With NFT you are selling a number. As I understand it, the NFT is just a (blockchain?) code that's associated with some random thing. It doesn't stop anyone legally or morally making an infinite number of copies of whatever your NFT is attached. Your particular thing isn't even a particular thing. In the case of digital things, it can be utterly indistinguishable from any other copy of the thing. It's not even like it's steganographically embedded in an image.

Seems to me like it's just a method invented by money launderers needing something that's currently not illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:12, archived)
#
whats stopping me making a NFT on someone's else's picture?
(razzle, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:52, archived)
# The widespread respect for copyright and intellectual property rights that the internet is famed for?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:55, archived)
#
Block chain allegedly stops duplicate images being uploaded, so I guess when an artist tries to upload and is denied a court case or cease and dissist will ensue depending on whether or not it sold.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:04, archived)
# If you change the hue of one pixel, you've got a brand new image, right?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:10, archived)
# call it a "parody"
then it's legal, too
(rogerzilla, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:22, archived)
# It's a "Derivative work"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derivative_work
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:46, archived)
#
It has to be changed in a number of ways, I guess Block chain decides
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:30, archived)
# Huh?
If you change the hue of one pixel, you must get a new unique hash code, right?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:06, archived)
# Possibly
But I've read it can tell if an image violates copyright laws of any image it's already processed therefore keeping the tokens unique
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:54, archived)
# I don't fully understand how blockchain works, but I don't think it itself understands laws otherwise crypto wouldn't be favoured by so many criminals.
Let's say I'm a single pixel artist. I can create 16,777,215 unique works of art, each can be iterated or modified in 16,777,215 ways, each iteration should be a unique file, created at a unique time.

Right?

Just realised the filename adds a uniqueness to single pixel art. I could produce more than one unique single pixel artwork working in a single colour.

I'm going to be so rich!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 16:16, archived)
# 8 bit Pixel characters are very collectable
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 19:14, archived)
# Too brown!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 19:48, archived)
# This last bit definitely isn’t true.
Itโ€™s simply not possible to detect this in an automated way, thereโ€™s no algorithm that can decide it. Ultimately, in the grey areas, it can only be determined by litigation.

On top of which, I do know enough about block chains to be certain this isnโ€™t built into them.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 17:39, archived)
# I guess it's the same as the actual art world
If you can buy direct from the artist via their platform or appointed, endorsed management you wouldn't buy of some random guy without a COA
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 18:13, archived)
#
Any work that I mint as XLVII will always carry my digital stamp and I will get a percentage every time it's sold on.
So in effect it's harder to fake than real life works but you can only show people your collection from your phone.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 18:16, archived)
# That may be a feature of how this market works.
But itโ€™s not a general feature of block chains.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 18:28, archived)
# The block chain will prove the transaction took place.
So the seller can prove they sold it and the buyer can prove they bought it (within the security provided by the block chain in question; if you have more than 50% of the computing power used for Bitcoin, for instance, you can control it completely.)

Thatโ€™s about it.... It doesnโ€™t prove the seller had the right to sell it. It doesnโ€™t prove the seller didnโ€™t sell something identical in some other manner.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 18:26, archived)
# Pretty sure the art remains on the artists page after selling
Collectors can see exactly what you've minted and sold previously and for how much. It's a totally open market where you can't hide anything.
You could possibly repeat stuff on other platforms but as artist you need integrity, so you stick to the rules or you don't sell anything.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 18:48, archived)
# delightful nonsense
blockchains do nothing.

why can't i copy your image and derive a nice big svg from it, stick it in a folder with this and modify the folder & files' metadata to suggest it was created and modified five years ago.
then i could generate an nft in a competing blockchain, cos it's all the rage don'tcha know, and sue you for breach of copyright?

i'd also be willing to bet that blockchains that store nfts and their transactions are far less attractive to serious miners, assuming proof-of-work consensus is used; i guess i'd be concerned for the long-term integrity of these blockchains.
(ozof, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 13:36, archived)
# That's why you back yourself up
I have every brush stroke saved, of my digital work, every path of every vector and every psd of every gif made (this will take some digging).
You'd have to go to a lot of effort for a few points of an eth

If you did reproduce it and try to sell it serious collectors would still be looking to buy my work from me because they've been watching me for 5 years +
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 14:21, archived)
# fuck all
which is why people have been doing it wholesale; there's dozens of twitterbots, and the cunts behind this fad are tagging any and every post they can think of that might be considered interesting in some way to someone in the hopes of flogging a personal link to it that'll be useless in days.

the claim that a cease & desist could be issued is laughable, as the whole point of blockchain is once something's on there it can't be removed. still, the link they buy isn't generally a direct one to the post anyway, it's to a redirect, and I'm sure all the people paying millions for unique sequences of numbers will be chuffed as nuts to find out they point to a "this image was leached from Photohub" 404.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 4:09, archived)
# You can actually sell anything you want
You can include a printable file for them to hang in their house if it's a picture etc
But there are some insane things being done, recorded and sold for thousands with no physical benefits.
I guess you're selling that warm fuzzy feeling when you've just spent loads of money and got very little to show for it, but it's something that no-one else has got and you supported an artist at the same time :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 18:28, archived)
# the thing is,
the people paying all this money tend to be the same people trying to suggest that this is a good way of investing. the guy who spent millions on Beeple's art is the guy who actually runs the company that is making the NFTs... If they were shares, he'd have been locked up by now.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 4:11, archived)
#
Yeah there's some seemingly dark shit going on there. A friend drew a comparison with beeple to Banksy.
Run by the establishment to push an agenda and further empower the already wealthy.
I really like the idea of the platform and the fact we could sell some of the stuff we do for fun. It seems like an honest system with scope for real innovation and I know I need to up my game to make a more wholesome package for the collector.
The fact is, there's underhand shit going on in the real life art world, I personally steer clear of it, but I'm not going to let that stand in my way of making an honest career from art from the ground, up.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 11:53, archived)
# You are literally buying the NFT. A token. That's it.
It doesn't MEAN anything, or convey ANY right or exclusiveness to you regarding anything other than the token itself. The artist might declare the token is tied to an artwork, in the same way they can say the artwork is tied to the 'struggle of the working man' or a 'smell of the colour purple' but it means f*ck all. The only thing you're buying is the token, and that's only worth what anyone is willing to pay for it.

All it is is a uniquely customisable and indivisible crypto-currency 'coin'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 13:22, archived)
# You should be able to retire in a few weeks, Mr Toast.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:48, archived)
# He's 66, is that what you're saying
(dribble, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:58, archived)
# *Faxes the Web Sheriff's
new Blockchain department about the Prince violation*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha
*intercepts*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:21, archived)
# Web sheriff should have been told to do one
None of our images infringed any laws, they just put the frighteners on.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:28, archived)
# My ISP told me to comply or they’d close my account. I had a bunch of clients with their hosting. I did as I was told.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 22:41, archived)
# Yeah I get it, they come in really heavy
Especially by going via a company hosting the artwork that has no investment or understanding of the finer points of copyright law.
They could try to take on opensea but if o/s roll over it would affect look bad on them if they didn't protect their artists or they could challenge me directly.
I will dig my heels in as they can't take money I don't have and I know a good lawyer who specialises in this field.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 23:08, archived)
# Bowie wasn’t heterochromic.
He had a permanently dilated pupil in one eye
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:44, archived)
# Additional: I am fun at parties, I just don’t get invited to many.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 13:46, archived)
# Just as well this is a painting of graham norton, then
(dribble, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:06, archived)
# in the process of being attacked by a facehugger
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:08, archived)
# Certainly not the first tube I've had down my throat I can tell you ERM RIGHT
(dribble, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:12, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the ICU nurses.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:55, archived)
# Yeah, he wasn't hetero-anything, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 14:29, archived)
# Interesting, I didn't know that!
I was just going by the source pic which was no doubt edited.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 16:03, archived)
# You paid...
50 quid?
(Myarse looks big in this, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 16:01, archived)
# No
I paid 0.031 eth ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 16:06, archived)
# What?
You create content and then pay a website to host it in the off chance someone might buy it? Hmm, stops posting on B3ta and registers cheapjpgs.com.
(Myarse looks big in this, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 19:09, archived)
# You can upload work to opensea without paying
If someone sees it an likes it they can make an offer.
It's called lazy minting.
To accept the offer you will have to pay gas in Ethereum, which will very likely be more than it would cost you to mint it beforehand.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:05, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 20:54, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea what all this bollocks is about
but it seems vaguely emperor's new clothes ish

maybe it's like modern art, where nobody wants to be the one to admit that everyone is just taking the piss

and digital currencies
(dribble, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 21:23, archived)
# It's art
It's not supposed to make sense, the more crazy it is the more people want to consume it.
Also to some people who bought early enough Eth is worth next to nothing all you need is one hodlr to get hooked on your collectable and you're laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 22:02, archived)
# I'm certain these words will mean something to someone
(dribble, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 22:33, archived)
# Hodl=hold (not selling your crypto in the hope its value rises), I guess a hodlr is one who hodls.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 23:50, archived)
# I don't even a throne game
(dribble, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:05, archived)
# I don't understand what you just said.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 14:32, archived)
# You're in the best selling show
Good ๐Ÿคž luck
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 19:06, archived)
# Thanks
I hope it pays off.
At the moment I'm just going through all my old stuff and getting it on there.
I've got a following for my stencil work so should sell that more easily once I start uploading pics of them.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 19:59, archived)
# I'll bet you 0.01 "eth" that you come out of this in the red.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 22:53, archived)
# I'll see you your eth
And I'll raise you a little willy
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 23:59, archived)
# WAY ahead of you.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 8:33, archived)
# Pixel art
I have a collection of 256 1x1 original 8-bit pixel colour blocks NFT pieces for sale, at the bargain price of ยฃ1,000 a pop. On display, up my fucking arse at gofuckyourself2001.com
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 23:51, archived)
# Damn, bad link, I was all ready to buy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 0:56, archived)
# Myarse beat you too it
My pal did 100 pixel characters and listed as follows

100 - 100 copies
Decending in quanties to 1 of number one and ascending in price toward the rarest.
He had people asking for him to do a bundle of 100 to save gas fees but couldn't change it to fulfil the requests.

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 1:00, archived)
# Fucking hell, proof that this place really has eaten itself
shat itself out and is currently gulping down the hot turds
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 6:59, archived)
# While you sit up in the cheap seats, watching the ship go down
Licking your frozen shit lolly :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 14:35, archived)
# Seriously though I loved this place as much as you did back in the day
If everyone believed in themselves a bit more and what they could do, rather than turning each other out and alienating the people who post content, and I was guilty of that too, then this place, would still be buzzing.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 31 Mar 2021, 16:23, archived)
# That and having less zealous mods deciding what was 'funny' for us would have helped keep a few more here.
(RenegadeMaster, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 14:59, archived)
# "and I was guilty of that too"
ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 19:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 2:55, archived)
# Do you tuck or lift?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 4:15, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 8:25, archived)
# Disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 22:50, archived)
# alright Kurtney
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 8:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 19:20, archived)
# b3ta, you mean
/ac
(dribble, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 19:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 20:20, archived)
# They didn't post much but are reading every word
(dribble, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 20:33, archived)
# BUM!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 22:21, archived)
# POO HOLE
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 22:30, archived)
# I'm reading this with all of my accounts, even the banned ones.
That's at least 4 of me.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 22:53, archived)
# HOO POLE — O HOOPLE — LEO POOH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 23:38, archived)
# I just realised
I missed my 19th b3taversary by 7 days :/
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 10:32, archived)
# Phwoar
Get a load of them folds
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 7:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 17:05, archived)
#
(dribble, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 17:50, archived)
# Gary Oldlook
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 4:26, archived)
[challenge entry] star wars?
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(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 10:56, archived)
# You may have heard of Attack on Titan, now get ready for...

(bit of a shoddy job, sorry. I did this on my phone)
p.s. filename if you don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 15:00, archived)
# Tabby atop crab
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 15:15, archived)
# yep you got it in one
that's definitely the pun here
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 15:21, archived)
# Feline, beeline, for the all-you-can-eat crab-line.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 15:27, archived)
# Putin on the Ritz?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 15:35, archived)
# I got that one FP'd!
b3ta.com/board/11260274
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 18:28, archived)
# wait wait wait wait, I know
Tabby on a Crabby
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 15:52, archived)
# Holiday cat
Vacation on a crustacean
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 15:54, archived)
# Cat-a-tonic?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 16:29, archived)
# Cat-ass-trophy?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 16:30, archived)
# ?

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 16:35, archived)
# Dali phone sequel
at infest
(dribble, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 16:40, archived)
# Star Paws?
Star Claws?
One Angry Crab?
The Pawshank Redemption?
The Clawshank Redemption?
The Crabfather?
Cat on a Hot Tin (of) Crab?
Hairy Poppins?
Crab Cats?
Crab Cats 2?
Crab Cats Beyond Thunderdome?
It's a Wonderful Lifejacket?
Crouching Tiger Hidden Crab?
A Cat on Chitin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 18:08, archived)
# it's the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 18:27, archived)
# Pussy got crab(s)
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 18:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 19:28, archived)
# what the fuck is this shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 22:28, archived)
# green jelly
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 22:30, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 1:41, archived)
# Tiddle sideways
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 19:47, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 4:50, archived)
#
I'd say A-cat on titan... but there is no such thing as a titan crab..?
A-cat on Hermit...
A-cat on Dwebble..!!
(3rror-code Errormes, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 2:00, archived)
# Let the contract discussions begin!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 29 Mar 2021, 11:09, archived)
# :D
www.instagram.com/p/CM-XFL2D-Wp
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 12:26, archived)
# |:(
(dribble, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 13:39, archived)
# FAKE! His penis looks sad, when presumably it must be a very happy penis.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 13:44, archived)
# It's overworked and never gets to settle down in one place. New week, new mistress
Plus, it's attached to a horrible person.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 13:58, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 29 Mar 2021, 14:15, archived)
# Member's memoirs
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 14:33, archived)
# ha - I have a memory of this from along time ago and I have no idea where...
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 29 Mar 2021, 15:59, archived)
# Acceptable in the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 17:20, archived)
# SFW edit
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 14:09, archived)
# Adds 20 minutes drum solo

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(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 11:06, archived)
# I can't think of a single track of theirs that features a 20 min drum solo, or is even 20 mins long in its entirety
Emerson, Lake & Palmer, maybe...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ_SVVWYMUk
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 11:53, archived)
# That's why he's adding one
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 22:29, archived)
# I see the blundering philanderer has been up to his old tricks
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 22:27, archived)
# Bravo
*golf clap
(gijoel, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 2:35, archived)
# Damn goose...

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(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 16:26, archived)
# HONK
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 16:48, archived)
# Has it dismantled the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 16:50, archived)
# It’s a lovely day in the village and you are a helpful goose
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 16:54, archived)
# Where's your tool?
(dribble, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 17:06, archived)
# OMG I love bokehgoose!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 19:55, archived)
# "Blurred" is the word.
(dribble, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 20:37, archived)
# You jaded fucks can reply to a fake goose, but not wish HappyToast a happy candle day?
Fuck you guys!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 23:20, archived)
# I didn't even know! :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 0:07, archived)
# I didn't know, OR care!
So there!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 1:43, archived)
# Now I'm crying
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 0:12, archived)
# I know this is a lie.
You would have posted the dog crying pic.
and
don't bother posting it now.
fukoff
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 2:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 2:37, archived)
# I can't even see a candle
think the server clock is wrong
(dribble, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 0:13, archived)
# b3ta puts the candles on ONE day prior to the actual b3taday.
So the candles would have gone away 39 minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 0:39, archived)
# It’s ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 1:20, archived)
# No You
b3ta.com/board/11340082
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 1:47, archived)
# I never realized how heartless you can be
๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜น๏ธ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 1:56, archived)
# ...no humanism
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 2:00, archived)
# He's the Anti-FUCKLIFT RingLeader.
He's not like us, Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 2:14, archived)
# Who would win a fight against William Shatner and Adam West?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 2:34, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 4:21, archived)
# Cat Woman and Uhura then
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 12:29, archived)
# Cor!
(dribble, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 13:40, archived)
# what is going on in that little fan-fiction corner of your mind?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 16:32, archived)
# I'm just mad I missed my own b3taday by 5 days
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 19:27, archived)
# In case you all were wondering.
Five days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 21:21, archived)
# :O oh no...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 21:21, archived)
# nice goose
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 2:15, archived)
# Finally, they've got the boys who can sort this
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 13:24, archived)
# No wonder the ship ran aground
It's Captain has been dead for 2 and a half years so no-one was steering it
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 16:06, archived)
# <3 <3 I love Spring when the Dafoedils are in bloom <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 13:00, archived)
# obligatory...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 10:23, archived)

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