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# in my continuing exploration of the nerdcore hip hop scene
I stumbled across The Lords of the Rhymes. Straight outa Hobbiton apparently. It means nothing to me, but some of the fantasy/sciffy freaks might find it amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Topic heist
Who the bloody hell made this the International Day of Dr Phil Kitten?
(Jackie Treehorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Dr Phil did
If we don't change all our names she sacrifices a kitten on the hour.. every hour :(
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Gah
Is she about today?
(Jackie Treehorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# yeah
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Didn't nacho
write a poem about that?
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# no i didn't
it was lumpbucket's idea.

You'll be hearing from my lawyers, menub.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)
# bring it on
;p
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Actually,
Lumpbucket changed hi sname and I suggested we have Dr.Phil Kitten day.
So its my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# *shudder*
*twitch*

*blink*
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# *Looks closer*
YIKES!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)
# blimey!
ok - i'm disturbed by that.
skill pic!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Skill!
Ha ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Skill.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Skilliant!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# menub?
is that official now?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# maybe for a
bit....
probably switch back after i get too scared.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# oooh subtle...
i was staring at that for ages... now i geddit!
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Jesus! That explains alot!
woosome
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# that's a
spooky pic
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# yeah! i got them in my pond as well
i usually just spread them on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Bad punnage ahoy!
there there.....never mind..
click for bit biggerness
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# they're racked with insecurity
aren't they?

although the filename helped
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
# he he
racked, geddit
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)
# well....
you have to give some people a chance don't you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Speaking of computers
I've just this minute ordered my new AmigaONE XE G4! YAY!

Unfortunately, they've been swamped with orders, so it'll take a month or so to get through the backlog... BOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# swamped with orders?
have you got a pic? can't find one after a quick searchy.

less than 1ghz though? what do you use it for?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)
# I will use it
to run AmigaOS 4.

Also "less than 1Ghz" is meaningless; its a totally different processor architecture. In real world terms its faster than a 1Ghz P4.

Also, AmigaOS is a very, very efficient operating system. I currently run OS3.9 on a 50Mhz processor. In general use, the computer is faster and more responsive than the PC I use at work (which is in theory over 50 times more powerful). The only time you notice its a slower processor is when you have to do serious numbercrunching, like mp3 encoding.

If you're not an Amiga user at the moment though, theres not a lot of point getting an AmigaONE, its really an upgrade for us Amiga freaks. Watch this space, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# architecturaly, I assume you mean?

probably lacking in software, no?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Well
my Amiga 4000 isn't lacking in software. I've got 3 different browsers, a very good email program, great sound editing software (for my very expensive soundcard :), brilliant graphics products (like Photogenics, ImageFX, and Art Effect), the nicest operating system in the whole of the world, and I love using it and programming on it.

Probably not good for gamers though (although I personally think the amigas back catalogue of old games is much more fun than the crap churned out by software companies these days :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Will you be wantin
my old games collection then?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)
# no
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# you've just reminded me
that Tim "I wrote AmigaDOS, me" King of writing AmigaDOS fame said he'd send me one of the prototype A1000s......I wonder how he's getting on digging it out? Not very well, I suppose :) He DID send me an amiga phone though.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Cool
:) How much would you sell the phone for?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# wait till you
see it before you go nuts :)

clicky-wooOS
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
# oh bugger
so its not an "official" amiga phone? arse. I want some of those stickers though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)
# It's as official
as yer gonna get I think.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Look what I just saw...

it's real!
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# woo! Swearing birds!
edited to clicky, sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# he he he
you said 'cunt'
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
# see on the one hand
the word "cunt" in pictures is bad because people will more likely see it on my screen, but it's invisible to the proxy server.

Dilemma.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# i don't have a problem with it
but i guess my office is more liberal than most.
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)
# and the big cock is OK for people to see?
and what's on the other hand?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# you have a point

I'm not sure how I keep this job.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)
# blackmail
and sex.
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# sexy
blackmail
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# no thanks
i'm trying to give up.
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)
# wot about fireworks?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# or scalextric?
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# don't you need
to 'shop it?

*grin*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)
# um
er

er.


what?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Nothing is more funny
than a big comedy knob
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I 'member them fireworks
see what I did there ?

Woo for the person who took the photos originally !!! - what me ? - awww shucks.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)
# top man!
They spawned a woo too :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# hehe
and both are works of genius.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)
#
ayethangyew
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Ooh
that's a good 'un.
Is it new?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Nah, it's not new
Only used it a couple of times though. glad you like it.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# aargh
birds with dicks and cunts...
i'm getting all gender confused
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# I'm very pleased with

my webcam, now it's working...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Nice
choice of millinery
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# oh dear
glad you like the hat I brought back from OZ thou..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Now come on
that was wrapped round a wine bottle in your christmas hamper wasn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# friend of mine was given one of those
when he got a big cut on his head snowboarding. it was to hold the bandage on
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# that was looking
after the litre of vodka I brought back. Already drunk..took 3 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Was it
a nice raffia one?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# just elasticky string unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha!
silly headwear AND giving yourself a sanchez!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# I bloody wasn't!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# nice anti-alien-infiltration helmet
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# tinfoil works even better.
especially against echelon-rays! (and U.F.O.'s)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# aw.
it's smiling. Smiling a bit like a mong, but still - smiling is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# shhhh...
don't tell everyone I'm a mong.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Why are you worried,
you posted a picture of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# and the url of the webcam would be...?
(i like to watch)
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# I'm just building
it in to me webpage.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# i'm getting adsl on friday
and was thinking about setting up my webcam

but i don't really think i would be interesting enough
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# do you
think that stopped me?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# clearly not
..... interesting having a constantly updating image on the board though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)
# arf!
you have discussing-provoking headgear though
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# ooh ta
do you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# umm yeah
in an insane kinda way :D
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# is that one of those things
that pomegranates come packed in?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# You get your
pomegranates wrapped in webcams?
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)
# i meant the
headgear. maybe i wasn't altogether clear about that.
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# yeah!
and?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:20, archived)
# He who dares Rodders...
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# ha ha ha haaaaaa
i can just see him nonchalantly falling out of a plane...
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Now that sound like a fun wandbagon.
Better than people holding signs. Shame I'm at work. Worse still they expect me to do stuff while I'm here :-(
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)
# hahahaha
it's (once again) the caption that makes it
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Thanks
It certainly aint the sloppy taterchopping
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Sorry if it's already been done...


I feel sorry for the unlucky parents!
(Laughing_cow, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# I would
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# you're not matthew kelly
are you?
(Maels, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Damn!
Foiled again!
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# That...
...is a thing!

</marty feldman>
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Jason was delighted with his new diary...
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# smooth
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# pure evil
minimal, maniacal merriment!
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)
# hahahaha
yes!
really yes!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)
# sunday
phone bass player from slade...
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)
# For a murderous killer
he does have lovely hand writing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# And
well manicured nails
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# nice
but what does he do the rest of the week?
(Maels, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# I think he meets his victim on Monday,
Takes her for a drink on Tuesday...
I expext they were making love on Wednesday and Thursday, kills her on Friday and Chills a bit over the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Feel free
to complete his engagements.

Anyone going to do Micheal Myers' diary??
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# hheheeehehe
muahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
# caption anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)
# this new recruitment policy is political correctness gone mad!
said officer bubbles.
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# he he
look at the long arms of the law
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# haw haw!
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
# oooh!
makes me think of that panda-policemen picture!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# * cough *
this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# that is such a great pic
had it as my wallpaper 4 a while
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# yes!
a classic!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# nice
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# policeman:
you've dropped your bum-wipe again
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Nohands clearout

Afternoon all.
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Tempest and Berzerk!
Fond memories!
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Mmmmm, nice. Is that Gorf from
way back?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)
# i'm just going to borrow this for a tick
possibly not entirely safe for work, sarah ponce. snigger...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Ponce....ha ha
what a nonce
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# mmmm
nice arse..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# hmmm... nice...
/tissues
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# cor
look at the dimple under her hip - she looks like a sex-change!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# i thought the same thing
(but i still would)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# and what's this
all about, eh? eh?



"can I have 2 sarah ponces and a becky seabeck please, to go"
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# i
would. if i could.
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# do we want to know
what "bikini jam" is?
(popey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# FORBIDDEN
bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# mega
proxy
(RowdsterDelux, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)
# you're not wrong
....gits.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# woo
tempest!!
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# ooooo tempest !!!
i loved that game, and I was the best in the world at it :)
(JBoom, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Hmmmm....
I similarly had that particular claim to fame. Although Joust was my favourite
and to a lesser extent, Asteroids
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# It's quite rare
for you to hear lentils being described as lenticular.

Why is this?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Who could be arsed?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# threadjack
Rutland is a lovely place and the Rutland website is now letting you leave valentines messages on their forums, i think it would be really sweet if we spread a little love in rutland.


Oh and that Louis chap sounds like a looker *taps side of nose*


love in Rutland
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# er...
rutland doesn't exist any more, does it? although it did give us the rutles...
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# it was a county
the smallest county, then it was subsumed into Leicestershire.

After a long and hard fought independance camgaign it was made a unitary authority in 1997.

*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Aye, 'cos you
pass a sign saying (well, it's printed on) "RUTLAND". I think of Neil Innes every time I drive past it.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# its motto is "multum in parvo"
it should be "parvum in parvo"
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# I think
of Jilly Cooper.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I think of
repeatedly driving up and down the A1, wondering what multum in parvo means.
(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# 'much in little'
did you know Rutland is the size of Birmingham but with a population of 30,000
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Ooooooh
there you go witchy. I got as far as 'much in' and then got stuck :)
(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I shall sleep
multum better at nights now.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# there's that too,
and I always made a mental note to look it up when I got home but forgot to make a mental note not to forget the first mental note.[1]

Though now I don't have a job any more I don't have to do that! Yay to unemployment!

[1] and I've got the time written on a piece of paper too
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)
# 'm sure everyone involved feels fulfilled and happy
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# *FACT*
it was the birthplace of "The Rutles"
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# I think the letters
that martian used spelling the words 'although it did give us the Rutles' may have b3tan you to that point :o)

/can't be arsed to unleash mr pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# i couldn't care anyway
unleash the pendants!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)
# RELEASE THE CHEESE!
.
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# the rutles' album "all you need is cash"
is one of the best pop albums ever.

FACT
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Though it's not the only unary county in the country
Kingston upon Hull (or 'Ull as it's called by us locals) became a unary county when Humberside reverted back to being East Yorkshire and North Linconshire. FACT.
(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:12, archived)
# .
hurray, we got grimsby back!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Well Brighton's a principality.
Or something.
(Amerella, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Yes it does!
County Rutland is the smallest county in England!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# yeah but who wants to be described as a
"big hunk of love lard"?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# ooh! ooh! ooh!
me! me! me!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# yeurgh.
Nb There have been previous occasions when the board has been encouraged to flood another site with its brand of humour.

Sometimes these have got the Holy Trinity into a spot of trouble, which isn't good for them or b3ta. So if you are going to go and post there, bear that in mind.

I'm just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# good point
I do sincerely want some love spread though
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# the
holy trinity ? father son and holy ghost ? that's way cool !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# it's amazing isn't it
theologians couldn't touch them for two thousand years, and then they get done for a wind-up on friendsreunited.
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# speaking of which...
there was a program on last night with lindy st clare on it. (mental old madam, spanked MPs) she said she had an entry on friends reunited. anyone know any other celebrities on it, or her real name? i just wonder what she'd said!
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Do they still get
Rutland Weekend Television?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)
# discussing lentils?


You smelly ole hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
# No but,
I like, had this really nice spiced Tofu salad.
It had green beeeeans, beeeensprouts and rocket its like, wow, I don't miss meat at all. You know.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# I had sausages
and an egg on a thick bit o'buttered toast :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I had
a great big slice of donkey. With brown ale.
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# dammit
now i'm hungry.
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I've still got
one of the ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# SOOPERNOODLES
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Pot Curry Tikka Masala
It is not of this earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# i had the korma one
last week, couldn't put my finger on it, but something wasn't right.

had a proper chicken tikka last night. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# last night for my tea
I had a sossij sarnie cooked by tomsk. I et it in bed before I passed out 'cos I was very drunk and it was the tastiest sarnie I have ever known.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
# you silly chicken
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Jack!
Wow!

cricky
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Bejesus!
That is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# mental
wooooooooooooooooooah !
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Bet
they had to clean the seats after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Scares
the shit out of you just watching it, I've been staring at it for an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
# ah
belly goo
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Richard F Hamilton
uses the word lenticular a lot.

i didnt realise it was a word until i read one
of his books
(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Colin was embarrased by his daughter's tarty approach
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# i wood
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# frankly it drove him nuts!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Words
fail me.
I truly feel for Colin he just looks so upset by it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
# "if
my 15 year old daughter came home dressed like that- i'd fuck her"
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
hell sir? first class? certainly, change at Birmingham New Street
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# change?
i thought that's where it terminated!?!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# CHANGE at New Street?
I thought New Street WAS Hell.

Edit : b3tan. Bugger ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# as
long as i was being pulled by Ivor - i'd be OK.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Very...
...camp

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)
# that is ace
i love colin's hand over his eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)
# hehehe
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# woo to the blue eyeshadow ;)
Most stylish!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# G.C?
you be the judge

clicky
(dookie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# what have you done?
what have you done?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# It's a vortex
of doom
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# nothing
yet
(dookie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# the original glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# 2 pennies worth...
comming right up

statuette of a penis with "b3ta" written on it
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Hmm
I think there's a slight possibility of that being NSFW.
Clicky?
Edit: b3tan, but eyefanqueue
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Is this some
sick joke?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# have
we gone round the interweb again then?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# 3 or 4
times, easily.
(tomsk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Mind the doors ...
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Ooooooooh. I thought of this yesterday as I looked
at a tube map. Did I mindpiss you accidentally or something?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Is someone starting
a new game?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# mornington cresent is the best pub game ever
especially if there's someone there who doesn't know the rules.

/student.
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)
# why not
www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/shark2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# yep
it won awards and evryfink
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Is that
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Woo.
this is fun
(tomsk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# I think we took a wrong left turn
at Albuquerque
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# yes.
Soon, b3ta will eat itself alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# re-post-aramer


aggh, flashbacks to Dramarama on ITV
(LaFamilleCatt, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# oooh!
I've got the original PWEI t-shirt thats based on!

poppies rooled.
"whats the time?
Its def con one
whats the time?
so get me some...

big, mac, and fries to go
give me big, mac, and fries to go
big, mac, and fries to go
gimme bigmac, gimme fries to go"

top lyricness!
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)
# you really are a

silly chicken
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# hehe
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# haha!
best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# i'm trying to
think of a name for the chicken. janice keeps coming to mind for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Silly Chicken
is a nice name in its self, its sort of fits the others, Furtive Bear, Fluffy Penguin, Nohands Kitten, Silly Chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# good point
Silly Chicken it is
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# yes but...
is there a definitive silly chicken?
oops...tags!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# tags!
(skagg, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)
# No,
I think every chicken has a right to be silly if they so wish it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)
# bovine
cow and chicken rights activist.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)
# I
Moo and Cluck for my people.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Ooh that's nice. I'm going to make a
desktop!
WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
# noooooooooooooo
it's all gonna kick off.........think of the kitten, why don't they think of the kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
#
this kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# no, this one
poor little sod!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# This last week
b3ta has started to be a parody of itself.
Dookie : Is your posting for real, or a joke ?
I'm starting to lose my ability to tell.

Did everyone notice the newmonday link someone posted
yesterday - it was deleted very quickly !

Edit : Aha. You've been here too long for it not to have been a joke. 's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# for no particular reason
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# ahhh!
now I recognise that pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# the poster is called
Samantha.
such a useful fact I know
(Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Ah the poster
of naughty boys bedrooms from the 1970s.

Fond memories.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# woo
at least he's making himself useful...
(RowdsterDelux, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# who needs reason
with nostalgia like that

Have the slice of woo I've been saving for such an occassion.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
# arf!
i thought that was going to happen the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Mrs. Potatohead
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# that's
scarily good! w/y/h/etc
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
# yikes!
That's very good. Another front pager I be reckoning..
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# soooooper
what show is it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Dr Doolittle
probably?
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
# it's not on anywhere anymore
ooh blimey i'm doing work on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# thats coz
Pippy Schofield and his stupid grey wig is on This Morning with the increibly mumsy Fern Britton
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# thats brill
that is. love your stuff, its well smart. and funny. obviously :)
(hazey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)
# wooo!
it's true. i have groups of them booking with me all the time
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Without warning
catastrophy struck the Frisbee World Championship...

ouch....
click for hugeness
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)
# woo!
anyone on here ever played ultimate frisbee?
wicked game :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Yes,
once.
No idea what was going on and lost spectacularly.
Still, easier than Kabadi
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# is that the one that's
american football with frisbees?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# pretty much yeah
it's a good laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# thats what happens when people throw things
here's the proof
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# um
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)
# OMG
look at its EYES!
how scary is that?!?
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# it's raw
it's urban
(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)
# oh nooooooooooooooo
i would like to, I really would...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)
# *sniff* if you
don't want to that's just fine...
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)
# stop it stop it
you KNOW I would like to.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)
# You can listen to it
when you get home.
(tomsk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Yay!
That's ace.
(tomsk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)
# hey you
you have to change your name to dr tomsk kitten now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I think
not. It's confusing enough on here as it is. Jeez.
(tomsk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:52, archived)
# you HAVE to.
Or you don't love me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Stop
being silly.
(tomsk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
# I'm not being silly!
You have to do it! You have to!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Shan't
.
(tomsk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# you
don't
love
me
any
more
...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Oh give over,
I'm off to do some work now.
(tomsk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:08, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)
# bit of a tearjerker
But sound advice on mitten management issues
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I love it. I may have to remix it though, with a throbbing
house beat and a sample from James Brown/Kraftwerk etc.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# yes, that
would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)
# That is most lovely
w/.y/h
(Pootle on his spare PC with a sound card, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Why is it wearing that stupid bunny suit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:35, archived)
# food
for the bunny
(doktored, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)
# most ORIGIONAL.
/spelling pedant
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)

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