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The last walk...

(Unununium, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:09, archived)

nice one!

why's he so sad?

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

wishes he could put his brother out of his misery

(Unununium, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

that's so sad

is it an assisted suicide machine? Pushing the death drugs into him?
The RSPCA waiting to leap out if he does though.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)

Unfortunately

the poor chap can't worry sheep anymore so its his only option

(Unununium, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

a glasscock?

(untattyshopped)
Apparently it's a film. A mate of a mate saw the poster at the cinema in Feltham.http://www.jismthefilm.com/

(popey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

Pretentious

Art Wank

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:10, archived)

would.

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EvS, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)

"Nobody has ever achieved real and lasting success by being a conformist… Jism does not conform"

FACT

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spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

unless of course you're not running netscape or ie

in which case they inform you of your non-conformity and suggest that you should conform

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spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

or you're running in the

wrong screen size. they told me that its best to use 800x600 ansd that i should change as soon as possible to that.

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Or is it?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)

i read that as

"Nobody has ever achieved real and lasting success by being a contortionist… Jism does not conform"

Which left me thinking it was one of those 'weird' films.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)

Never

look a gif horse in the mouth.

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JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:06, archived)

almost swallowed me coke the wrong way

then i felt geeky for finding it amoosing :)

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)

arf

fool

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)

har har

brilliant!

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bananaman, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:09, archived)

WOO

fantastic

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:10, archived)

bin dun b4

nay nay

(pouletboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)

thought it might

have been. oh well.

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JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:57, archived)

Technically a thread-waste I know...

But there's a loverly downloadable theremin offa the bbbc here...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/playground/theremin1.shtml.

wonder at the beauty of those sounds :)

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dr_fonz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

neat

thanks

(que, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

Say what you see...

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

These pints

are on the house ?

Edit : Note, this never happens.

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wonko the sane, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:02, archived)

oooh

too quick! I'm gonna have to make a harder one... perhaps with a font type flavour to it...

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

an end of terrace house

with 3 pints of Guinness on the roof.

(Nacho, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:02, archived)

hehe

that comment made me laugh too :) ahhh, almost home time now...

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

home time, heh heh

I have left the house twice this week for half an hour each time. Cabin fever is setting in.

(Nacho, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:06, archived)

fookin hell, any reason

i would be going insane. although, as an alternative to work, it might be bearable. im just dreading the next fire strike. i live next to a fire station and when they had that last 8 day one every twat in a car thought it would be ace to beep their horn in support. little realising that people lived in the vicinity, and may actually want to sleep. i spent a weekend in me flat during that stint and almost went insane. gave the firefighters a bollocking when i got back pished one night, and i felt really guilty when they posted apology letters to all residents the next day...

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)

I don't think you should feel guilty

I can see how that would be very fucking irritating.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

well, they had the boards out saying 'beep beep - thanks for your support'

so i think my rant was justified. almost as irritating as when i lived in glasgow and was woken up at about 7 30 on a saturday morning after a night on the beer, by the world bagpipe championships taking place on glasgow green behind me flat. all fucking day that went on. if only id had a gun there would have been serious casualties that day.

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:22, archived)

That has to be a comedy sketch

*looks out of window, blurry eyed*
"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

hahahahahahaha

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)

yeah

i could not believe it at the time. one set of bagpipes is bad enough but whole bands of em playing all day. jesus wept... :(

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

this ones on the house mate

note exactly what i see but pfft

(Alpen, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

guinness

mmmm guinness.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

My - that's a very very fine house

with three pints on the roof.
Life used to be so uncouth.
Now everything is queasy,
'cos of you.

apologies to Crosby, Stills Nash & Young

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Monkeyboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:09, archived)

hehe,

like it!

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

in case these were missed

1st post of the night

2nd post of the night

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Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

in that case, seeing as it is still my birthday

damn, at least 20 days till my next front page now...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

hey don't make fun of us slow FP-ers

I got my first a week ago around 650 postsand my second today at 785

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Or is it?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:02, archived)

i was referring to myself

and my complete lack of any frontpages.
not that i'm bitter

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:05, archived)

Just

make stuff that makes you laugh.
FPs dont matter.

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itwontbeeasy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:10, archived)

i'd like to see your last post of the night.

where's the link to that eh? eh? ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

if I show you

you'll want to gouge your pretty eyes out. :)

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Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

While we're at it:

Horny animals:
Horned Bush Baby
Horned Loris
Horned Manatee
Horned Kitten

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)

jack straw's first job

(cheebatv, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

What?

Wearing a hat?

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Captain Nostril, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

Wizard

of Oz..

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EvS, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

that comment made me laugh

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

with a brain of straw

very good

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

Unrepentant, she was later sent down for man's laughter

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

Another peach

some classics today. Woo.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

remember as a kid being really gutted when Sid died.

(Harry Monk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)

As a kid?

You must be a real youngster you!

Now where did I put my back liniment?

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dr_fonz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

he died on stage at the sunderland empire

FACT! (im almost sure anyway). the audience thought it was a joke when he collapsed onstage and a person ran on asking if there was a doctor in the house....

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

Similar

to Tommy Cooper - he just fell over and the curtains closed over him. Terrible.

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chthonic, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

wasn't that

Tommy Cooper?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

see above

almost totally certain it was sid james in sunderland.

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

yay, me be right

www.carryonline.com/carry/sidtribute.html

im from sunderland, it aint famous for much

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

Good Lord

it appears to have happened to both of them...

Tommy Cooper, heart attack on stage at Her Majesty's Theatre London, curtains closed as he fell over to raptuous applause, declared dead 15th April 1984!

More here.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:02, archived)

probably the way they would have both

wanted it :) theres worse ways to go....

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

i remember the newspaper the next day

"tommy cooper dead" it said

was quite sad

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:05, archived)

they knew how to

write the headlines back then

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

facts facts facts

none of your made up nonsense like you get today

bye all, time to go home

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)

haha!

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:09, archived)

hahaha

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)

Yes.

There is.

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dr_fonz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

Wasn't that

Tommy Cooper?

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itwontbeeasy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

luckily

you missed both me and Hazey posting the same link to the same article on Sid James' death then :)

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chthonic, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

hehe...

if you aint fibbing then thats a bit mad :)

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:02, archived)

it's troo

I deleted mine almost immediately as it made me look like an idiot.

Oh, now I look like an idiot anyway. Hmm.

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chthonic, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:11, archived)

'google - 'sid james death' '

i assume you went for a similar search . :) odd timing though :)

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!!

It's everywhere!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

I'm sure

this is the way that Sid would want to be remembered.

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

haha

woo!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

sorry...

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Bitchpapa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

Cool.

But... guess what...

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)

What?

Oh, this: www.b3ta.com/board/492283

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

mine wasn't animated though

but it did have lots of 'hidden' faces that people spotted

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

ah well....

great minds think a bit alike then...

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Bitchpapa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:53, archived)

I read that as

faeces (or however you spell shit)

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LP, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

you must have it on

the brain ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

Suddenly, Gavin's Powerpoint presentation went tits-up

My Gallery | My new shop |

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

haha

that is your best ever !!!

Most woo !

You simply have to have this........

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)

I love that

The Adventures of Gavin Wankdangler

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Shedside, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)

Words fail me.

so a pic will have to do:

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itwontbeeasy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)

Woo!

Very starwars day, is it not?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)

what with you and 'missings' work

we really do get spoiled. oh, and worn downs star wars anims are cool too.
i loved that though . very good :)

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

WOO!

TOP STUFF

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

Cracking

just cracking.

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chthonic, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)

quality

of the highest!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

It has to be said

that that is bloody good

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Mr Fancyteeth, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:10, archived)

My lame attempt...

to ride the font-pun bandwagon

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dr_fonz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)

very

nice :)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

Nice but I only use Arial Black...

Buggers up your clothes though.

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dr_fonz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)

sweet

brother man.

(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:00, archived)

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Or is it?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)

bonkers!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)

that's

brilliant!

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Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)

yes.

It is also bonkers though. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

great!

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)

Did you make a VB program

just to do that?

Woo!

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EvS, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)

brill

and skill

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)

That has "Viral" written all over it

cause it is ace.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)

Ha ha!

How many of the "original" AYBABTU pics did B3ta people do?

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itwontbeeasy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

b3ta wasn't really going

when it began

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:02, archived)

I don't get all this "all your base......." business

where is it from cos I don't get the reference/joke.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

an old Mega Drive game

which has some very bad translations

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

so bad they are good.

I got confused in the mid eighties, when words could mean different things. I never knew wether to say "thats bad" or "thats good".

Due to having a sarky tone of voice, I got beaten up a bit at school because of that.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

I also carry that affliction.

My sincerity is always being questioned. However, 9 times out of ten, they are right to question it.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

(setup)

so did you like my dancing last week?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)

YES!

It was FANTASTIC! You are THE MAN!
it was very funny

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:03, archived)

are you being sarcastic

????

edit: got outdanced by a ten year old girl at the weekend. She kicked my arse.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:05, archived)

the problem with kids these days

they've got no discipline.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:07, archived)

Oi you!

Take this man up on his invite to play on his dance mats. Even if you don't have a go, you'll get a good chuckle from watching him.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:12, archived)

Actually,

Mrs Riviera is leaving me on my own for a weekend in March, while she goes swanning round Paris, so I was thinking of having a bit of a party......

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)

are you sure

you know what you are saying?

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)

sure do.

Lets face it, how many people are going to turn up to my place in sarf london?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)

in that case

just post your address on the board. See who turns up. You might want to post your mobile number as well, just in case people can't find it.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)

sarky git

Anyways, Im off home to lose some braincells.

/out

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

ditto

though I really must say that you put it far better than I ever could

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)

I see what you did there

I am really looking forward to meeting you tomorrow. You are obviously very funny and intelligent.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:04, archived)

see somewhere on

here for more of the same

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Shedside, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

This one

made me laugh like a drain

(Mattyboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

I once had a motherboard manual

with the rather impressive claim:

"What we possessive that others without."

Great!

(Rabbers, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

there was this flash anim

that got mailed round the entire planet countless times with it all on. you didnt miss much if you missed the original

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

Ooh! Ooh! Me!

http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml
Now let us never speak of it again...

(Fibonacci, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

Thanks all

weird that one............

I get it now, but still weird.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

check this bit

www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)

look here now

All your base

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Or is it?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

it all comes from

here

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spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)

How

rare!

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EvS, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

VERY ODD

very odd indeed.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

truly

marvellous, fellow!

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bananaman, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

Top

Shouldn't the "All your base" option be
greyed out, preventing its deselection?

/coat

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Captain Nostril, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

Ace on a very big stick!

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Andy Mac, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 20:23, archived)

Wrong?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)

Nice

segmented tongue. If one bit get's chopped off, can he grow a new one?

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Herr Tezcat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)

Yup

I really need to get to know photoshop better...

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

Charlton's acting had become quite wooden of late

(milkboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)

you gotta love

the look on his face!

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

I'm afraid

I helped it a bit

(milkboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)

don't be afraid

...

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spassmonkey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)

well i kinda guessed that!

Here, have a wooyay...

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)

I don't

get it.......

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Herr Tezcat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

Shrew Hay!

Woo Yay!

Geddit now?

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

Or it could be

HEY hey, SHREW shrew - GET OFFA MY CLOUD!

(Mattyboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:00, archived)

excellent

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)

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spassmonkey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)

hahahaha!

congratulations, you are a cow!

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)

i like

too :)

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

Mmmmmm, chunky.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)

eww! eww!

and thrice eww!

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)

hee hee

I've watched my daughter do that to people - even more amusing cos she's breastfed so it makes them shudder twice :) very nicely done.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)

that is grim on a level

I'm afraid to go to.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)

ha!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)

twice?

is that once for each nipple?
sorry...sorreee

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)

daftie

one shudder for baby sick on their face, second shudder on realising where the baby sick originated. Dunno why people are squeamish about breastmilk. When I used to have some in the fridge and freezer, people went very funny when they saw it.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)

maybe it would have helped if you

hadn't labelled it "Boobie Juice" :)

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)

hehe

haha

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)

I didn't

though in the fridge it was in a bottle attached to the breastpump... in the freezer it was sealed in sterile bags. Nothing scary about that!! I mean, cow milk is made exactly the same way and no-one goes all funny about that.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

errr

cow-milk blergh

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

eeeugh

very nicely done, even if I feel queasy now.

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)

Mmmmmmm

woo.

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)

hahaha!

full of manky gankness!

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)

marvy

louse.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)

Ewww!

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)

rah!

big cat ork!

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)

magnificent wooyay

incidentally

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Shedside, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

hi hi hi

cockalorum!

Koit - you are SICK and UNPLEASANT. ;)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)

hehe - yay

my work here is done !

Found that pic yesterday and it just begged for summat to be done. I was bored of the standard head swap.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)

wooo!

revolting (in the nicest way!) :oD

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

yum

making me hungry

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

ha ha ha

vile!

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CJ, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)

hehehe

class :)

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)

grim

just yuk

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)

Is the gruel

ready?? :-)

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Captain Nostril, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)

erm

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beefandcheese, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)

I feel

dizzy... very smoothly done!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)

LOL

i feel quite dizzy watching that :o)

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)

Is he wound up ?

hehe

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)

started off as...

..a head banging monkey but I get bored quickly

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beefandcheese, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

a simple head turn though

is very effective. So woo !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)

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crab_bloke), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)

*chortle*

I do like that.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

hehe

that is superb!

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beefandcheese, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:05, archived)

It's always best to let sleeping dogs lie

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)

hahahaha

smashing!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)

Sound advice

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Captain Nostril, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)

probably been done already, but this photo of matthew kelly looks ripe for p'shopping

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/40616.jpg

(steeev, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)

yesssssssss.

everyone fire up photoshop and get cracking.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)

then why not

take the fucking thing to popbitch then for fuck sake.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)

someone get out of bed the wrong side today?

(steeev, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)

don't take it personally

it's just that M***** K**** pics have been posted 1000's of times. everyone's a bit sick of 'em

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)

ok, fair enough.

(steeev, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

no but that sort of thing is really not for us steeev

it really belongs on popbitch.

we had all those pics on the board when it first happend and was the bane of the baord for the whole day. maybe if you shopped it yourself, i wouldn't have bee as harsh, but it's after 5pm so i can be as grouchy as i like.

FUCKCUNTSHITTYBOLLOCKSWANKMINGECOCKJISMNIPPLESARSENUTSACKTITTIESANUSBELLENDSPUNKFANNY

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)

he he he.

you said anus.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)

This is gonna be good

if it works :)

Conceptual b3tan posting is the new threadwasting.

I'm in a wide open spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzz,
I'm posssssssssssting...,
I'll never get a wooyay though if nobody else can seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I'm in a wide open spaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzz,
Just jammmmmmmmmmming...
I'm making up new lyrics that will only make sense to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

www.mansun.co.uk/audio/fourep/wos/22050-m.wav

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:35, archived)

how the

ruddy hell did that get there? what's going on? i'm scared.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)

Don't worry it was just a little spazz game that got out of hand

everybody lie down on the floor and keep calm.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

I see...

early days... maybe it will catch on

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)

thats fantastic ryhming

have a woo yay

(steeev, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)

does this count as time travel?

www.b3ta.com/board/720462

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)

thank you stouffer

for taking part in my experiemnt.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

always

a pleasure.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)

did someone get lost then?

chase me

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zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)

can feel the heat of the flames already..

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)

c...c.....c.....cu....cu.....cu...

....cu...cuu....cunnnnnnnnn....

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)

cunnilingus?

cuniform?

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jazzman, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

Cunning Fox

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)

Cunt-

-tree road, take me home...

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)

but

not on here please.

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discostu oh my, its back, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

OI!

PHOTOSHOPPING SUSPECTED KIDDY FIDDLERS IS NOT FUNNY

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)

*FACT*

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)

Am I the only one

who keeps getting him confused with henry kelly of "going for gold" fame?

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LP, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

It was more confusing

when they were both on the same show, along with "Bunty" and Beadle.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:54, archived)

*shudder*

Perhaps that's where my problem stems from... I had almost managed to block GFAL from my memory

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LP, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)

Watching Us

Watching You
Watching Us
Watching you, reach for the remote contr..

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:00, archived)

As extreme sports for animals went...

... It was the Meercats who really knew no fear!

(Sorry, been ill recently and the Lemsip has gone to my head!)

(Judge Joey: Live From Berkshire!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)

Fantastic game

and wondiferous pic!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)

Right then

I'm off, goodnight all you lovely people.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

is that available

on a mame or something? i really used to like it!

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discostu oh my, its back, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)

both...

brutal AND deluxe

(I guess you had to be there)

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)

That was a great game

and great slapping!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)

yah !!!

speile das SpeedBall 2 - what a fantastic game :) And woosome piccie !

(JBoom, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)

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