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# Remember the marked trails are there for your benefit
(Unununium, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:23, archived)
# .
nice nice
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:25, archived)
# That's.... EXTREME!!!!
(Goodie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Woo
again, you knew I'd say that
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Although it's pleasingly Tart...


I don't like Lemon Harangue pie all that much.

(Hope the size is ok for dial uppers).

Edit: Slowed down by popular demand

/coat
(angrybernard, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# I like
but its a tad too fast.
(Goodie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:23, archived)
# 55kb?
Lol that's ok for really...really..slow..people.

Btw, you might wanna slow it down a bit, I can hardly read it :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:23, archived)
# It's just fine
a bit fast to read the writing but it just adds to the whole "harrangue" thing
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# harangue
haha

yes, that's quality
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)
# mwahahahaa
that made me laugh out loud, nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tonibuns, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)
# you see some odd people on randimaginator
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:25, archived)
# .
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)
# wow
you win
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)
# its debatable
toupe sale made me laugh.
(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)
# but the recursive made my brain itch
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)
# aaargh
www.b3ta.com/board/877295
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
its simple but always funny.
*inserts the words "golf sale"* lets hope that suffices
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)
# The other pirates lived in awe of Pegbeard's implausibly tall hat.
(Indole Ring, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
that be a fine hat
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Fine name
too!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:17, archived)
# It's kind of borrowed
from Kallus' "Captain Legbeard".
(Indole Ring, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Oh.
KallusRules.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# what are they?
is it like Australian Rules Football (or whatever the fook it's called)?
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Yeah, it's like Aussie rules,
but you gotta use loads of spores.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)
# ...
Rule Number 1: there are no rules.
Rule Number 2: if in doubt, see rule 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)
# damn
all I did is write rule four times and now it looks like the silliest word ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:33, archived)
# and what's all this praise about anyway?
*sob*

and I can't get things to go up and down in the right order either
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Please can I have one?
Woo and yay me 'earties.
(Mr Mandrake, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# That Matthew Kelly
looks far less scary without his beard (and his big hat.)
(I helped save b3ta! dogzero, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:17, archived)
# I think he looks like evil Al Crowley
without his beard (and hair). That's scary.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:22, archived)
# yarrr!
100 pieces of woo to ye sir!

rrrrrepost!

Pirated Office 97
a bit too soon for a repost, but i'm drunk on Ouzo and lovely lovely La Fée Absinthe. I do so enjoy the green færie's liquid
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Nice combination
I would try it but the ouzo ran out months ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
oh sweet green faerie sing me a song, show me the way to madness
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# eh 'op, where's me ear gone
i believe you mean green færie :)
alt code 0230, i'm a pedant!

If you don't eat yer meat you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Shiver me timbers!
What a hat
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# That is positively
the best hat in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# i want that
hat!
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:22, archived)
# When is going to be national "Talk pirate" day again?
The memories of it keep me warm on my dark lonely voyages... yaaaar.
(Goodie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:22, archived)
# September 19th, arr!
thunderbay.indymedia.org/news/2002/09/1437.php
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:33, archived)
# That's great
i don't think i've ever shopped a pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:23, archived)
# i have
he got 12 years.
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# yaaar!
that be a fine hat,
the likes of which i never sees
in all my travels of the seven seas.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Sting Ray! Sting Raaaaay.... De der de der der!
(Mr Mandrake, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# That's what I like about this place
the fine execution of a pun!

woo
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:17, archived)
# haha
quality
he looks just right.

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I had to
make his skin more yellow specially.
(Mr Mandrake, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Greetings lovely b3tans...
This is my JFK memorial plate:



I have been involved in a long running dispute about this, so I thought I'd put it to the 'net!
Pls test my
beta-version plate rating system and rate that plate!

I want to see if it works :)
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# worked for me
but £10!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I woulda
paid twice that :)
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Krang and Pea: Episode 16


The Saga Continues...

Previously...
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# hehe
u are a fruitcake!
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# As Nutty As...
Wibble.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:18, archived)
# As wibbly as
Stephen Hawking in a banjo competition

umm
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# As nutty as le Jaime Olivier's langue.
Fat langued cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:23, archived)
# utterly barking
but very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:17, archived)
# I've shat myself.
Whether it had anything to do with you is debatable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Is it...
Mass Debatable?

*Dr. Evil Style finger raise*

oh hoohohoo!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# oh hooooo
you cunning linguist you
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)
# What can it be?
Meeeow!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# That's great!
w/y/h

(Front page material?)
(Goodie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Woo!
Thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# he just smacks em away!!!!!
i love it
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# hehe
trojan egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Which came first
the kitten or the chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# the dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# The omelet
mmmmmmm
(Goodie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# woo
i want one!
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# haha
top pic!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:18, archived)
# haa ha ha
ha! yay.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Born out of an egg tastic
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Ahhh!
...that's awfly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I keep
coming back to this one and laughing. Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 4:47, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:11, archived)
# too mucho domo
its not fair, i can't cope with so much domo goodness.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# !
~!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Sword of omens give me sight beyond sight
Domo-kun
woo yay
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# S-woo-rd of Omens
give this pic yays beyond sight!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# thunder cats
HHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# wow!
that's tremendous!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)
# coolio!
hooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:28, archived)
# hehehe
that's kinda funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Thundercats
hoe !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Shite Club?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Yes
So says another Bantams fans
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:11, archived)
# I see your Brandofrd
and raise you one Sunderland

EDIT: I up that to one Sunderland with a side of Newcastle united in the top 3

bitter pill to swallow I tells ya
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Ah
My mate Durrans sees both my Bradford and your Sunderland...

He's got a Huddersfield up his sleeve!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:17, archived)
# erm
bristol city
(skagg, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Er
Doncaster Belles?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] he was like a kitten magnet....

(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# What kind of magnet?
Cat magnet? kitten magnet? be more specific man.
(I helped save b3ta! dogzero, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# got it
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# a
MOGGY MAGNET!

(or maybe a pussy magnet... fnar)
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:17, archived)
# New here...
But my friend Mr. Chuckles has been here for a while, and I read up on the boards a lot. This is my first picture that I've made with Paintshop Pro (7.0), and I think it turned out pretty good. I made another one making fun of what I think is the most ridiculous movie ever, Kangaroo Jack, but I don't think it's office appropriate. Enjoy.

Edit: Too big too...sorry...

(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# yay! welcome
tis quite a big pic - but at least now you know for next time - AND you worked out how to edit your post (you'd be amazed... :) The pic's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:11, archived)
# !?
I dont get it
(Goodie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Woo!
Welcome, Blindkat!
(Mr Chuckles, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# i sincerely hope people here have seen these...
.. if not

svt.se/svt/jsp/Crosslink.jsp?d=3015

Click the pix to launch some short realmovies in a nice player...

the one at the bottom is class...

can WE do some?? can we? can we?
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# jeez
that is silly, but much woo! i hadn;t seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Another unusual instrument.

(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# quite a painful red
does he have a venereal disease?
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# It looks
more like a recorder
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# The original pic assured me that it was an oboe.
And that was the best pink I could manage.
I was thinking of Peter Cook:
"Then we have been forced to listen to the pitiful whining of Mr Norma St.John Scott - a scrounger, parasite, pervert, a worm, a self-confessed player of the pink oboe; a man or woman who by his or her own admission chews pillows."
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# From the period
I'd say it was an hautboy..
I do in fact play the oboe, or used to.. my lips aren't strong enough to keep the fucker in tune for more than 15 minutes playing now, but it's just practice..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I tried the oboe
It was like trying to blow into a weazel!
/Izzard

I actually played the Clarinete, your lips get tired and it just squeeks, it's bloody annoying

(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# weasel, weasel!
hmm, that scene doesn't afford many quotes, it's all just sounds really.

Hub hub hub hub, weasel weasel, wooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Info from a self-confessed player
Thanks for that. Playing the pink hautboy sounds even sillier.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# ha ha
another great picture!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Belatedly, thank you
and goodnight, one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:59, archived)
# @*#!&%
Fuck! My girlfriend dumped me about a month ago and claimed that she really wanted to maintain contact and that I was really important to her. After this 4 month relationship, she was with another guy within DAYS. (I later found out that she had been flirting and initiating phone conversations with this same guy for a few weeks before she had dumped me.) Of course, her thing about wanting to be friends was total bullshit, as I expected it to be. This new guy amused her so I became obsolete. Just this day I finally called her on all of her bullshit and she said a bunch of garbage about how I'm not mature and how she isn't going to waste anymore time on me.

I got over this girl long ago, but being treated like that when in fact, I should be the one telling her off has put me in a terrible mood. I'm looking to you guys for a good cheering up. :(
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Women are bitches
says the girl who just spent 6 hours with her ex-husband having a laugh and playing pool...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# batsgirl
have you met koit? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# not
in the, ahem, flesh...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# awwww

now pull yourself together and go and get drunk or shop a kitten or both
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# that
is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Yeah
alcohol, the righter of all wrongs!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# The cause of,
and solution to, all of life's problems

(c) Homer Simpson
(Mr Mandrake, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# cognito
I think Homer Simpson is the most quotable person ever, I think even more so than Oscar Wilde
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:19, archived)
# That's cause
Oscar Wilde didn't get on TV... :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:23, archived)
# If it helps at all
you can laugh at me for never having a gf
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I'd be your gf
unless you're still fixated on laini
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Me ?
fixated?

am I ?

Thought that was Stouffer........

Where do you hail from oh girl of bats ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I can't remember, it was a long thread
and some time ago.

I live in Lowestoft, East Anglia.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Aint got a friggin clue where that is
....shite at Geog me.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Look at map of england
look at big bump on right side
find most rightward spot - there.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# OK
If the British Isles is shaped like a man riding a pig, Lowestoft is where the tail should go. It's about as far east as you can get.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# koit
have you met batsgirl? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# That's a nice little mind piss there
love is in the air lalalalalalalallalalalla
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# I have learnt to be very cautious of all
too many heartbreaks for this lil Koit.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Well...
ape put a metal spike through his gonads, that was quite amusing. And what koit said.

PS: Women suck (if we're lucky!)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# where's the spazz for the gonad spikation?
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Umm,
some of it can be found here: oIo
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I've been single...
..for approximately 16 months

I've forgotten what girls look like naked, its tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:00, archived)
# one chuff,
two knockers. there you go, simple.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# thank
you very much!
tsk tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# He didn't mean you
obviously - you have skilled hands; sewing together felt fears, for the use of.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# oh and
lots of other things.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# have you tried the internet?
apparently there's pictures of naked people on it, somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Oooh...
...but thats naughty
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I dunno
they're ver ver difficult to find, you have to wade for hours through the educational stuff
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Damned pinko liberals
and their edu-ma-kashun...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# go to hotmail
create an account

wait 10 seconds

click on one of the spam mails offering hot asian/college/mature girls

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
it's funny cuz it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# it is true...
...but I don't like that sort of thing

and I don't like giving my credit card out online
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# simple answer
give out someone else's!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# whats...
...your credit card number?
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)
# visa:
4929
1234
5678
9012

Mr. A. N. Other
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)
# ermm....
there there?

I'm not good at dealing with other people's traumas sorry

(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Ditto
dealing with your own is sometimes more than enough fun...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# cheer up mate
and join the club of bitter blokes who've been turned over by simple minded women. If i ever win the lottery i'll start a commune where blokes can live like they want and build a house from emtpy stella/scrumpy jack cans and you'll be invited
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# I am female
and I actually helped build a castle of old pizza boxes and beer bottles/cans
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# a girl
after my own heart and a damn pretty one too!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# why thankyou
I try.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# i dont
and by the looks of it most of the blokes here dont! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# to be pretty?
what do you do?
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:11, archived)
# i put coke on my hair
to style it, trim my beard, wear my old housemates dad's clarks loafers, some moleskin jeans and a keith moon tshirt to show off my arm scars and top it off with a bright green denim jacket that i bought with my first student grant 11 years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# too hot to handle!
CASHBACK!
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I sell leather undies
when you open the said commune, email me, I'll hook you up with uniforms and restraints...and toys toys toys...
fuck me, I'm too happy for my own good
(dahtcalmer I'm pretty sure I forgot my password, 11 years ago, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Lots of men together with no women?
Sounds a bit bumgay...
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)
# reminds
me of a whizz fuelled festival some time ago.... men dont need real women to be happy, paper women will do
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:11, archived)
# she's a whore, you're a cunt
and the only way out of this ungodly mess is to end it all now.

go to the bathroom. take ALL the pills. then go to the kitchen, get a knife, and stab yourself to fucking oblivion.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# /goes



shit... shit... not me.... gaahh
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# okay
.
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!
do you work for the samaritans?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I feel a red dwarf quote coming on
RIMMER: I used to be in the Samaritans.
LISTER: I know. For one morning.
RIMMER: I couldn't take any more.
LISTER: I don't blame you. You spoke to five people, and they all
committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He
only phoned up for the cricket scores!
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# on a lighter note
after a proper bender on white lightning mixed with absinthe and nytol i decided to do just that, unhappily i slipped on a puddle of blood on the kitchen floor and cracked my head on the fridge... i woke up with a hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Bravo !
and i thought you were joking...
(R3Z, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)
# can I
have your liver then?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# yeah
but its the size of a rgby ball
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Piost some pics
of her on here, im sure we can jazz em up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Moogen, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I do
have one...
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Is it getting toasty over there?
Haven't I poured enough hours into making images for you people to see and hopefully enjoy during my short time here to warrant myself even one thread aimed at rebuilding my crushed psyche?

Apparently not.

I am too ravaged to even fire up Photoshop to make something in my defense.
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:19, archived)
# it's fucking dull
however many times you've posted. Please consult your local self-help group.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Karma
.
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)
# dude
i know it doesnt help cos it didnt help me when i had the same stuff and due to impoverishness i still live with the woman who turned me over... but i dont think there is owt we can say that will make things easier. a week down the line it'l seem just as bad, two weeks you will start to think "oh i havent thought about her for an hour or so" and then get the pangs, three weeks it'l be slightly longer and bit by bit it'l just get easier. It also helps if your in need of dieting too, though not much of a bonus if your skinny to start with :0
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)
# i had to laugh




a lot

you 'orrible man
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# I only read the first four words of your message.
Have a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# seconded
a quick one off the wrist saves a world of pain.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)
# and brings a kitten
to life
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Evil Robot v Kitten


...I don't hold out much hope for the kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:49, archived)
# the monocle
wins of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# i want to hear it declare the kitten's doom
in a patrick moore voice!
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Oooh oooh oooh
Me too! Me Too!
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Thirded!
and 'twould be apt indeed as it's the guy's 80th b'day today!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# happy birthday to patrick
happy birthday to patrick
happy birthday to patrick
Happy birthday patrick moore
happy birthday to patrick

and many more!
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:02, archived)
# wooo
happy birthday patty many moore birthdays to you! happy birthday patty many moore birthdays to you! happy birthday patty many moore birthdays to you! happy birthday patty many moore birthdays to you! happy birthday patty many moore birthdays to you! happy birthday patty many moore birthdays to you! happy birthday patty many moore birthdays to you! happy birthday patty many moore birthdays to you! happy birthday patty many moore birthdays to you! happy birthday patty many moore birthdays to you!
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:04, archived)
# now
that is evil, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Woo!
No-one else has a chance of winning the compo now
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# excellent!
muchos woo!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# fantastic!
and i'm pleased to see that the evil robot's monocle is on the left side, thereby denoting evilness.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)
# yes...
...I made that mistake last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Ideas for some Flash games
Listen to the 99p challenge... go to 16 mins 30 secs
www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/rpms/99p.rpm

I particularly like "Snakes and more snakes"
(I helped save b3ta! Tchmilfan, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:47, archived)
# no deep linking
for the BBC's audio files :(
(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# OOpps
Mislinked... it twere for a Real player.. should've said that.

Should work find if you plonk it into Realplayer.


... and which one's posh? Ianucci's Scottish not poshish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tchmilfan, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# bad link matey
you have now ruined my life!
I'm off to bed perhaps never to get up again.
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:52, archived)
# I don't understand
If I wanted to listen to some posh bloke talking i'd phone hugh grant
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:55, archived)
# not with that new restraining order you can't.
you know what the judge said.
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] YES! the final bolt is in place...


took me fucking ages - clicky for much, much biggerer and betterer (250k wallpaper-size)

... also heads up to one of my abs-o-lutely favourite sites www.abandoned-places.com for all the images! woopla!
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:45, archived)
# It shows
That is true crafts...personship mein freunden
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:46, archived)
# That Sir (or Madam)
is a work of rare genius
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:48, archived)
# thats great man,
shall I stick it up on b3tapaper?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:50, archived)
# yes
please do. 'twould make me proud!
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# it be up
roboto man.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:56, archived)
# super!
woo!
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Domo Arigato
Mr Roboto!
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far wooyay...
Why hasn't that song been 'shopped yet anyways?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:50, archived)
# That wooyay
is very woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# That is worth far more than a woo or yay.
Just fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Bloody class
my good man...

How you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:50, archived)
# very well. thank you for asking!
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Goog, good, good
Mate, it's Sam (monophonik) I've changed me username, innit...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# i thought as much...
i was being cagey, see ;)

and where have you been doing?
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Generally
being exceedingly drunk, and lots of practising for my gig in the Biscuit Factory on Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:57, archived)
# oooooooh
you might see me in the audience.

;)
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:59, archived)
# That
would be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooper.... :)

And with that, I is off up the wooden hill to bedfordshire...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# fucking hell
such patience deserves much woo. nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# That, my friend,
is seriously gourd!

are you a pro?
You could/should be
(kryptik, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:53, archived)
# gourd!
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:56, archived)
# That's lovely!
Detailage! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Woo!
Very nice :)
(Mr Flibble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# that's brilliant
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:07, archived)
# hey!
you work on the framley examiner

/shakes hand firmly and somewhat over-eagerly.
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Its enough to make you wee yourself:
(I helped save b3ta! Couk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:44, archived)
# You know what?
You're 100% right. Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:46, archived)
#
Better out than in eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Couk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:47, archived)

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