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# Angry Space Robot

"Good Morning. I trust everyone is well" (he says, trying to fit in and act as if he's been here for yonks)
(DrBombay, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)
# yay!
hand drawn and scanned now thats dedication for you.
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:18, archived)
# I wish
to see more of these.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:20, archived)
# That
is fantastic, I really love that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Thank you
Thank you for your kindness.
(DrBombay, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:19, archived)
# You say that now,
wait till you can never leave, you won't be thanking us then.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)
# That's really lovely
You've fit right in. Well done
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:20, archived)
# angry space robot
is splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Calling Dr. Bombay, calling Dr. Bombay!
Emergency! Come right away!
Your pic is wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)
# good
but short
(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Query
A question... can one woo or yay or hoopla themselves? And can, under special circumstances, one woo then hoopla leaving the yay?
(DrBombay, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)
# no
to woo yaying yourself, as for the other thing, um, probably. i reckon anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)
# That'd be like
having your cake and eating it...which is stupid becasue I often buy cakes and then eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)
# wow
check out this site i just found.
Jamieland!
(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:13, archived)
# bored with that after just looking
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)
# thats your site isn't it.
be honest now.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)
# no
i thought it might have been one of yours
(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Bunch of
arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dobbin The Great, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*bored*
(SPoRk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# *sigh*
well, I'm off to do some yoga, eat brekkie and get a shower. bye all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Spork!
I am handing out sporks in school today, to make people happy.
My brother stole a load frorm his work.

Oooh, people on the computers around me are visiting all b3tans websites, how rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:11, archived)
# be sure to point them
here for all your b3tan favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:14, archived)
# i don't actually know
any of the twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)
# oooh
how old is ure age?
mmmmm i had a sporka t skool once
i am at home .. it is night time
(SPoRk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)
# i am 17
to be precise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Why thank you,
it has really interested us to know that you are bored!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:12, archived)
# rather than, perhaps
Gourd?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:14, archived)
# i'm just lurking whilst
waiting for the takeaway by the station to open at 12.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:14, archived)
# mornin all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)
# morning all!
am i the only one who cant get onto popbitch..

(trying to find our mystery footballer)
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)
# who are we?
your popbitch bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# (sniff)
i love you guys
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Heh,
I read that as Popbitch Britches.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:29, archived)
# it's the Owen....
...er...aledgedly

edit/...or is it?
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# cool
didnt hear it from you, ahem ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:11, archived)
# why bother?
burstslag is rubbish. its not fluffy at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# are people's lives not fun enough?
why do people give a flying fuck what celebrities are up to.
a) it's none of your business
b) who gives a shit anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:13, archived)
# You read
Heat, don't you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:14, archived)
# works for them
I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)
# no
i just look at the pictures ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:17, archived)
# quite
i'm glad nobody buys the NoTW, the sun, heat, now, more, smash hits etc...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Hey!
There's nothing wrong with Smash Hits*



* This is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)
# I remember a copy I had once
where they had a whole article on how impossible it was to twist a melon.
That is need to know journalism if ever it existed.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)
# tends
to affect my job so i keep an eye out
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:18, archived)
# my point is that is shouldn't have to affect your job
then you could spend the time you spent finding out about celebs trying to work out a solution to world hunger....
like beefburgers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:22, archived)
# is true
but when they have their food, and people are surviving comfortably, they'll want entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)
# exactly
so stop messing about with celebrities and sort out the beefburger situation.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)
# the only
way that could affect your job is if you are a gossip columnist, in which case DO YOUR JOB BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)
# THREADJACK!
Talking of which... were any of you lot on here last night? Did we get flamed by someone?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)
# ooh point me to the thread
i love a good flame session.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:22, archived)
# your girlfriend's
a slut!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Apparently, the thread itself was deleted last night, otherwise I'd spazz myself.
Someone seemed to be under the impression that we were stealing their code for our site (which, even though we're not really nerds and don't usually know what we're doing, we're not) and took it upon themselves to announce it to the entire board, which is more than a little embarrassing, even though we hadn't done anything wrong. I've been forwarded a couple of emails about it this morning, but I don't really understand what had been going on. If I've got the gist of it right, it's a bit disappointing, because it took us fucking ages to get that site looking anything like we wanted it to (even if, relatively speaking, it's crap), so to have all this going on (from people that we know and trust, but didn't see fit to speak to us about it first) feels like a bit of a betrayal.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)
# thread waster
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:13, archived)
# nice bobbin
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)
# that is so good it
hurts.
thread waste.
arf.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:20, archived)
# I thank you
and bob a little bow.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Moaning all....


well...he has got shit loads of cash.
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# giving blood,
is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)
# I couldn't resist
Someone posted a hand-drawn, painstakingly-well-made animation of Vader and Obi-Wan duelling with lightsabers last week. And I just couldn't resist it.....



sorry.....
(I helped save b3ta! Young Master Ploppy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# YAY!
handbags at dawn!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)
# YES!
arf : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)
# oooh
Prince of Persia.

Or it that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)
# just you..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)
# me too
actually
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Vindicated!
/wollstonecraft
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)
# I never
got round to reading that. Too late now as my eyes have fallen out.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I loved that game
I wish I had it for the PC. I had a Mac at the time.

/nostalgia
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)
# it's still on my
old laptop (1991) unfortunately the laptop won't start up anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)
# yes
it does look a bit P of P
(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# rah!
i've got that on my phone, so nyer.
morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahandbags!

brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)
# pffft
Scratch that bitch's bloody eyes out Obi-Wan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Now that
should be in the film - brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)
# YAY!
Second ever post, first front page!
Cool....
(I helped save b3ta! Young Master Ploppy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)
# you bugger
well done
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Good name too
I don't suppose you're related to my old friend Mrs Ploppy?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)
# It's a Blackadder thing
....can anyone name the episode?
(I helped save b3ta! Young Master Ploppy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Ploppy
The episode was 'Head'
(Divvy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)
# I know!
(that was why I asked about Mrs Ploppy)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Ploppy....
...son of Ploppy?
w/y btw.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*tring tring*
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:14, archived)
# woo yay
thats mine! i posted it last week.. its not pain staikingly hand drawn, i used a file viewer and took the scenes out of the ols SW game files and put them together, theres actually about 30 scenes, but i only used about 5.

good edit tho

wish MINE got on front page tho :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 15:27, archived)
# classic!
that is somewhat fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Grrr...chomp chomp
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I'm not too sure about this one

(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)
#
poignant...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)
#
...and very disturbing

on that not gotta go, go a presentation to sit through
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
# ooo
very, very good. that should be used in a promotion campaign.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I was thinking that sort of thing last night
though I thought I might be being a bit pompous.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# send it to the samaritans or something
offer it for use. maybe they won't because of the irony - if people don't see the irony they'll think you're endorsing spousal abuse. but it can't hurt.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
# It could be a little misleading
as it tends to reinforce the popular misconception that domestic violence is a "male" thing.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# which to be fair,
largely it is. more fatalities from female-on-male domestic abuse, though.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)
# The incidence of assault
is approximately equal between the sexes.

And I, for one, am sick of feminist propaganda, in the guise of anti-violence campaigns, constantly portraying men as violent and abusive.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# kind of
bbc were quoting 1 in 4 women and 1 in 6 men recently.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Here's
a link to the BBC report.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:10, archived)
# how's
27% of people polled think "Domestic violence acceptable if partner nags" for a statistic. bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:13, archived)
# did you ever see the polls on tv nation?
17% of us graduates would "punch themselves really hard" for $50...
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:22, archived)
# you send me £50
i'll do it now
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)
# ...I don't think that's too much of a problem
as the majority of the time, it is.

And how do you represent both alternatives in a single image? You could just do another to show the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)
# The problem is
once you start introducing too much political correctness, you lose the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# That's not correct.
The violence is about equal between the sexes. Like I said, there is a popular misconception on the issue.

I think two images would be the way to handle the problem.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)
# that's what I suggested.
You have a real chip on your shoulder about this, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Yes, I do.
I've spent far too many years at the receiving end of government and media campaigns designed to make me feel guilty because I'm male. I'm really, really pissed off at society for this.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:12, archived)
# i accept it
i am an average, 20-something, white, moderately well-paid, car-owning, smoking man. i am the root of all evil. i am a lager lout, drink driving, wife beating, drug taking, child murdering, cancer causing blight on society.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:20, archived)
# it takes less breath to say...
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)
# thank you
you're probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Just like me.
If I'm going to be known as the root of all evil no matter what I do -- why bother trying to be good?
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)
# so you're not
part of society?
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I can be
pissed off at something while still being a part of it.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)
# eurgh...
That's fucking horrible, Pootle!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:52, archived)
# it's not really meant to be a joke
I'd had a call from a friend who's bf hits her a bit.
which makes me livid.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# nooooooo
make her get away from him!

Sorry, sorry - I realise that's not how it works. But you should change it to say something other than "Love is..."

I don't know what though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Is love?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Shirley that's
the irony of it
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# "love isn't"?
hello stranger.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)
# hmmm...
my mum was getting bashed about when i was a kid by some guy who sent her letters covered in those 'love is' cartoons he'd made himself

spooky unwelcome recollection
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Made I laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)
# what
kind of door would rip your breasts and your genitals off ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
# um
Jim Morrison
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)
# you're thinking of my older one
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# haha
fantastic !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Brilliant
!
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# i think that's
bloody brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)
# fanks
/back to work
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# disturbing
and to the point. as all good anti-domestic violence campaigns should be.

on a lighter note, it reminds me of the Not the Nine o'clock News book's "Love is...Impossible without genitals" cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)
# No
It isn't.
Woo Yay to the pic, tho - I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Funny, she doesn't look very impressed...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Unemployment
is treating you well.

Is that a double thumbs down from the one on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I think so
yes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I like how
she has tastefully covered all her private lady cat parts.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:57, archived)
# she's just
too classy for that tomcat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)
# is he smiling?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)
# oh good.
I wasn't sure if that showed up enough. Yes, he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)
# you are too subtle for us
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# A cog....
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)
# that is BRILLIANT!
me likey v v v much
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
# that
is really ugly!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
# WOW
Excellent - took a couple of secs for me to see it - but - WOW (and Woo and Yay and stuff).
(Biscuit Boy - aka - mcvpjd3, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Whilst we were in Cape Town
a skywriter did this:
clicky for bigger

I like the way they even put a full stop in at the end

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# very nice
all war or just one specific one?
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Yeah
stop robot wars as well
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)
# and
star wars.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I think he ran out of smoke
before he could do the T and S at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)
# he was halfway through doing
"stop wearing pants" but spelled it wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:52, archived)
# that's cause
us people from cape town fskcing wrock :)
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)
# My best friends
Have just spent two weeks in Stellenbosch. It was 40 degrees over there. Gits.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)
# impressive...
but it's not a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)
# How long will it be
before that says "golf sale"?
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
# shall I just do it now
and get it over with?
(Phil not DS, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# geeze
taking a look at your site Chthonic, you really did do the whole tour didn't you! nice picures... you've made me all homesick :)
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# We went all over the bloody place
it was fab, but I'm completely knackered now and need another holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:00, archived)
# despite
the poor resolution of their microscopes scientists are increasingly worried about the effects of really teeny climbers on avalaunches

(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Microscopic men
is the new black

Yay
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Yes but,
what will happen to the old Black?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Black will be retired
to a beach hut in bornemouth with a cup of hot bovril every other hour
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# oh
it'll bide its time... but one of these days it'll come back


and this time nothing will stand in its way.... except torches... and paint
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# It becomes grey
and then after about 37 minutes, it starts to fade from existence.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Visage
I fade to grey (fade to grey)
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Saw them live not long back
they were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:52, archived)
# i read that as
"it becomes gay". which was, frankly, funnier.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# haha
cheers for your input once again.

Right off to Uni to watch a film. Back later, possibly with a new TLW anim.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# TJ sorry
Bye bye everyone, see you tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)
# bye bye
thanks for the flower :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:45, archived)
# have a look now...at the previous message
bi
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)
# awwwwww
that's so sweet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I wanna do one of those!
*rummage*

Edit: bugger. my idea is nsfw... need to come up with another one...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Metal Mickey

Ready, Steady are you set? For Metal Mickey,
He's the cutest robot yet, Metal Mickey.
He's a lot of fun, (fun)
He weighs a half a ton, (I weigh a half a ton)
He'll be your number one, (I'll be your number one)
But look out, look out!
He's Metal Mickey!!
/ad lib to fade
(Bounce, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
#
www.jvsplace.co.uk/tv/Metal_Mickey.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)
# someone at work has taken an amusing photo of me

which is preposterous cos everybody knows I look like this:
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# you
scare me in both pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# I always thought Fatima Whitbred / Boab
looks a lot like Maradonna..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# definatly
imagine if she threw sticks for her dog

/lee evans
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Try specsavers in Kingston
they have a great optician there
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# you should
have children with yourself
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# " Dr.: So Miss Whitbread,
I reckon these hairs on your chest are due to all the steroids you've taken over the years, how far down do they go?"

FW: "All the way down to my bollocks Dr."
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Her mum
taught at my old college.

/pointless fact
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I'm hijacking this thread
to announce that I have seen the future of Art.

edit - d'oh! spelling fixed.
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I'm
Hijacking this hijack to announce that someone just brought me an apple doughnut.
(Raphael, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# My
god - they're real good huh? Might get one of me! heh
(hotrodzombie, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Breathe in..............Hold it.........

(mrcookieface, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAahhhhhhhhhh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That's really scary.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(and so on)
(Raphael, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# look. Im jacking
saw this on telly the other night.

think hairless? think nads!

www.nads.co.uk/3.htm

edit: AUSSIE nads! indeed.
(shiftClick shifts it., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# before I click
is it NSFW?

I'll spazz back when I get home
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# yes.
totaly
(shiftClick shifts it., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
be careful though, Nads washes away with water.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# it's fine
it's a brand name for hair removal cream.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# childish I know
but when they say it over and over on telly, well it tickled me thats all.
(shiftClick shifts it., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)
# i mentioned it before i'm afraid
search for nads in the searchy search.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)
# that's great
and the chap looks like either terry duckworth or matt frewer.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)
# hey!
That's my dentist!
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwww
Makes my wanna vom..please stop it
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)
# that's
really really really...
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# "i can feel the baby's head!"
dr gerhoff's method's were unusual, but he got the job done.
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Thats a bit well
done is that!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# he looks very relaxed
but then I suppose you'd have to be...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# have a flower mum
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I love that
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Have one as well
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# yay!
:)

ooops trying to be all manly today.

Cheers luv! put the kettle on.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)
# oh now that's sweet!
i like that lots : ) you've cheered up a wet Wednesday with a whingy baby. thankyou : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# In that case



Have a dozen!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# ahahahahhahhahaa!
bloddy loon that is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# hehe
like it! maybe just a small repost opportunity



edit: anything involving dentists is always mildly upsetting for me...
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Top notch stuff me ole mucker
I fink it's clarse I does.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)
# I noted last night


.... that they seem to be trying to do this.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)
# They do
If you look at them from behind.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# "oh look, there's a one eyed cat walking backwards"
RIP Spike Milligan
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# OK everyone
I'm off to London town

No arguing while I'm away or Flanners will sit on you, won't you spittle chin?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)
# sadly I've got
a car to put back together, a divorce to sort out and a load of washing to do
So I'll be vacating the board shortly
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Put the ex into the car
fill it full of washing powder
throw in a bucket of water
push it off beachyhead

all in one solution!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# solution?
is that a pun?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# don't fear
I'll keep them in order with my trusty javelin
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)
# the samaritans phoned
they want to offer you a job
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)
# nahh i wouldn't work there
the pay is rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# and all you get is moan, moan, moan
honestly, some people have nothing better to do with their time
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Great Gods!
The board will be granddadless.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# cheeky little tike
but I still luvs yah ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Of course you do.
And thankyou, I will have a Werthers Original.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# nooooo!
who's going to give us all werther's originals?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# werthers originals
SUCK IT FOR GRANDAD !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# That sounds
extremly pervey

or is it just me?
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)
# it's pervy
you get that a lot around here. it's a struggle to maintain a pure and innocent mind, but I'm managing...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:41, archived)
# ha !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)
# meaning?
0: )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# that's bloody clever
...gotta love puzzled cats expressing through their tails!

woo!
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# that's woo!
:)
i used to have a cat just like that when i was ickle...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# woo and yay even!
.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
# they are
trying to dip their tails in cups of tea or candles. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
# why the sex change?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# It's something I've been thinking about for a while....
They won't operate until I've lived for one year a man...
(or some of us are having a b3ta gender bender day)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# I am!
(don' tell munkt0n) I'll have to change back before I go home!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# there's
a bit of a gender-swap going on on the board today
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# fair enough
i bet i look aces in a frock
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# don't
forget to shave your legs
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)
# that's the excuse i've been looking for
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)
# I
bet you do too!

(can picture it now)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)
# i've got the knees for it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Some of us are doing the double...
Latin day too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)
# sprechen sie Latin?
aaaaaaaargh it's a dead language!

/Izzard I've snogged him
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# really?
I'm impressed!
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Have you?
Was he any good? Did he put out?
(I think i'm asking the right sort of blokey questions)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
#
tongue?
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Tell us more!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Like
does he have a car?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Here,
I'll join in!

Now I'm Dr. Phil Kitten instead.

Do you see? Do you see?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# you should clarify
Phillip.

*Waves helloooooo*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)
# helloooooooo
aha! Are you busy next Monday or Friday night and if not, able to get to W.London?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# aye possibly!
just me, or both?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Ooh,
The plan is (on the 14th) that we meet in a pub in Shepards Bush (cos my little visit is on!). Martain Suggested The Green Something.
Sorry to jack the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# hmmmm sounds good!
if it's pub ting - it's likely that only one of us can come. but i can try to get a bb'sitter...

Why all the way over in the Bush??

what was on the monday then?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:14, archived)
# I have no idea about the Monday.
It might not be a pub thing, it was just a meeting place.

I'm visiting the BBC that day.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:17, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh : )
tell them i said "hi"...

asks the inevitable... why are you visiting the bbc that day?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)
# ace pic!
but the wrong morning for me - after getting nearly dead from my brother's bloody irritating demented furry leg you over indignant meow machine pestering me all round the bleeding house...grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# yes yes
exactly right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# dr p dr p
lost your and tomsk email

am in London this pm

will send my mobile in m3ss
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)
# bugger
tomsk's not here and I've got no money...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)
# quizzical cats
how very woo
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)
# love it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# What's he
questioning ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Dunno
The point of it all?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)
# He's a very exestential Cat
I like him
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Thats..................
David Bowies cat, for sure.
(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)
# goodnight

click to make woman look not dead when I made it little, she got scary looking
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)
# scared of women eh?
here, have another *whoooooosh - javelin flies through air.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# She's got
a beer gut like mine :o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)
# pregnant?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# yup
gonna give birth to a beautiful bouncing vindaloo later today
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# mmmmmm
a runny red and brown baby - call him/her 'Hector'
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# hey theres an idea for a quiz
"Pregnant or Stagnant"

Is the bump a baby or the symptom of an illness?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# maybe i dreamt it...
but hasn't the Fat/Pregnant card been played already?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# is there summat
you want to tell us? ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# actually, now that you mention it, yes!
the moon is in fact made of cheese!

*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# I don't believe you
The space squirrels can't survive on cheese so the mon isn't made of it

100% of FACT
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)
# you've been a member for 12 hours and 43 seconds
you can't come in here bandying the word fact about the place?

check your *FACT* properly! of course they can exist... anything can exist on cheese!

anyway they always have freeze dried supplies of space squirrel food - and there's a takeaway (a bit greasy - but does the job) not far away...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Hear hear,
You tell 'em, the new board upstarts wouldn't know a FACT if it wore a big T-shirt saying FACT on it and did the FACT dance.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# i'd like to see
your rendition on the FACT dance... i loved the love ninja by the way - in case i never said...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# I shall devise it
and perform when next we meet.
Unless, of course, it's in a busy or crowded area.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# oooh ooooh
yes then you could teach it to me.. and we can do a synchronised version? and then maybe start a band and get rich and famous!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Yay!
And then all the kids would be doing the FACT dance.
I have a feeling it may involve some pointing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# yes
and finger wagging!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# And possibly
a little twirl somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# definitely a twirl
how about a twirl into a pointy stance - pointing... thataway... =======> and then a bit of finger wagging in a 180 degree type way...?

i think you know what i mean?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Oh yes,
and a shout of FACT to go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)
# That's it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Now all we need
is a jaunty little pop song to go with it.
You wear a gold bikini, I'll put on a big Cowboy hat and gold shorts and bingo!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)
# *nods enthusiastically*
who'd you reckon is best to do the pop tune?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Hmmm,
Maybe we could get Koit, Thorpe and Stouffer to do one together and I'll write the words.
Fnord could do the video.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:19, archived)
# brill
i think spacefish should do a mix too though :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Yeah,
everyone could join in.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)
# on this name and this email address
i've only been a member for 12 hours, i'v etechnically been a member for 4 months so bite me monkey boy girl!

EDIT:Actually it might be longer than that, time flies and all that crap
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# That won't beat
Popt_art, she's as old as the hills...in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# So
there's no way i can win this?

ok *Hangs head in shame and sacrifices a celery in the name of popt_art*
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# we're just sort of...
finicky about our FACTs around here... too much in life is fickle and shifty slidey... if we didn't have FACTs where would we be?

FACTLESS i tell you!! which would produce a state of FACTLESSNESSNESS.. and that's just plain NO BLOODY GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# OK I'm ver sorry
i'll do my fact checking more thorughly next time.

I've seen factual images of penguins on the moon though...can they survive on cheese?

The DNA of a banana is 40% the same as that of a human EDIT: 70% OF *FACT*
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# hmmmmmm again
not quite true... some scientists maintain a half and some as much as two thirds...

i think i'd rather be human though. bananas go all mushy far too quick.

so that's about hmmmm 70% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)
# monkey *girl*
that's not very nice is it? play good!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# i don't mind
it does seem to be sex change day around here :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# odd innit
still, this skirt is very liberating
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
# fuggsake
you'll be burning your bra next... silly cow.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Monkey boy?
Oh yes, is this gonna be fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# i like your name
*leers suggestively*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# *slap*
How dare you!

and stop looking at my tits when you speak to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# blimey
going for the uhhhh, eastern european look there are we dahlin?

*big guffaw*
*scratch bollocks*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:45, archived)
# what's
this - 'it's a knockout' ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# aye
double your points for spotting someon who's up the duff
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# "It's
a knock-up"?
(Not very much gravitas at all, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# badun - tish!
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Eyethangyew
.



possibly my most anticlimactic post ever
(Not very much gravitas at all, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I had a book
when I was pregnant full of women doing yoga like that. I couldn't do it - my joints were so loose that if I'd tried sitting like that I would have cracked open.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# conjures up
many images.....usually fond on Kazaa
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# you're
fond on kazaa?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# when i was pregnant
i could barely sit in a normal chair, iused to avoid sitting on the floor, i would have been down there for the rest of my pregnancy
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# gooooooooooooodnight
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# good
night
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Night night, pal
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# good night
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
# reminds me of that joke
1 girl called Rose cus a rose petal landed on her mummy's tummy when she was pregnant
1 girl called Daisy cus a daisy landed on her mummy' tummy when she was pregnant
1 girl called breeze-block...!

(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# that's not a joke i've ever heard before
...tis verily disturbing
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# you
have to be told it - don't really work in type.
might try photo-shopping it tho...
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Hang on,
By that system I should be called "Uncle Vernon."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] The often disappointing Jeeves surprised everyone by trouncing the much-fancied Googlebot
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Neuter me, will you!


Wait till you fall asleep, you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Scary kitten!
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)
# ahhhh

thats satisfyingly woo-full
(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# haha!
loon
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)
# woo
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# why the long faces?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)
# almost
jimmynailification!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)

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