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This is a link post Naked Woman Tied up
Totally SFW - great Police comment:-

"it could have been a prank or "some misdirected leisure activity" "
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Misdirected leisure activity = abduction rape
Nowt to worry about then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe that bloke off red dwarf has been celebrating the new season commission
in that 'special way'
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post With a pint in the Rovers?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post My bet is it was an amateur porn photoshoot.
Those "Naked In Public" types must get caught every now and then!
 (I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a link post oh gawd, its political correctness season again
the usual christmas storm
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this confirmed, or just one of those urban legends like the Birmingham 'winterval' festival?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I googled it, and *sigh*, it's reported in numerous news sources.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post its on ananova and they NEVER get stuff wrong...

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post No shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem...
www.oxford.gov.uk/news/news.cfm/current/1/item/3065
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for this :)
I'm always wary of believing stuff like this, as variations of it get rolled out every year.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You, of all people, should have known that
What with you being a member of the secret world-dominating Jesuit lizard cabal, innit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
*curses, foiled*
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Space christmas
'Oxford council is also scrapping the traditional tree in favour of a giant arrangement of lanterns made to look like the solar system.'

That sounds pretty cool actually.
 (american badass Papa's got a brand new beef bag, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
Cool, but untrue.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Merry Jihadmas one and all!
 (UTB, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post and this!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7705922.stm
 (londoner, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *facepalm*
"A Campaign spokesman said the ban might stop people confusing the Latin abbreviation e.g. with the word "egg". "
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It is a winter light festival
stolen by the jesus crew from the pagans
 (thereisnopoons until, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:30, Reply)
This is a link post 11 tracks in 15 seconds
by a band called '7 Minutes of Nausea' - found it on my Itunes looking for you know who's band.

Might need to rightclick save it....
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post No work for me...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post try this
www.last.fm/music/7+Minutes+of+Nausea
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost as good as the bands
Vaginal Jesus and Anal Cunt!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Anal Cunt
did a split with Seven Minutes of Nausea. Annoyingly, I haven't got it, but they rerecorded it for the Morbid Florist EP. Yes, I like Anal Cunt. Vaginal Jesus are just shit, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a link post Tokyo Gore Police trailer NSFW
I'd say theres a good chance that 5 minutes of gore and blood isn't really suitable for work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Strewth,
I had to stop watching that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Really? It struck me as stylised comic book/manga violence to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
but I'm squeamish!

I lost half a bag of revels watching Dawn of the Dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Or at least that's your excuse for the brown sticky mess on your trousers

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ THIS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You big GIRL.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
*swings hand bag*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post *kicks in face*
I'm missing The Restaurant already :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post MMmmmm....Food!
I've just had home-made Tandoori Chicken and Dhal for lunch.

*rubs belly and burps garlic*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:15, Reply)
This is a link post I Spotted Internet Humour I made this!
50 Internet memes celebrated with the awesome power of illustration and 70s stylee I Spy books.

Produced by me and Dave for E4.


(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh that's clever!
yay for the inclusion of Charlie the Unicorn and Winston the cat :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Lully :)
Is this a tie in with the Rude Tube series advertised?

Also, Tay Zonday has added me as a friend on YouTube, for no apparent reason that I can come up with.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe Tay fancies you?
And wants to make bum-love until you ooze chocolate rain.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post this reply is too many kinds of wrong to list
Ewww !

EDIT : Sorry, great Book by the way Rob - Woo etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be an horrific sight.
You're just jealous.

*Edit* He's not added you, nah nah ne nah nah.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! The fame!
Noon all

I had a very stressful moment this morning when I found Barnesy had stopped hosting b3ta- I thought I might have to do some w*rk! But luckily cr3 has picked it up so it's all systems stop again.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I take it it was a top night, saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep it was fab
I left early as the Strongbow was kicking in and I had to be somewhere. But it was a great night :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Pisshead ;)
I did want to come, but physicaly couldn't :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
if i bump off my parents, will you adopt me?
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post if you bump off your parents you'll be jailed
and you'll find plenty of strange men to adopt you there.

They'll "adopt you" with their penises up your anus.

To spell it out: they'll have sex with you. In your butt.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
that's not very fatherly. You're rapidly creeping up my "potential dads" list you know. Obviously Adam Hart-Davis is top, but you're top 50 material these days, despite being what, 3 years older than me. Age ain't nuttin' but a number.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful stuff
really beautifully done. yays!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't Mort in the list???!!!
Otherwise, I like this a lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry about that
Edition two eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
that was a kinder reply than I deserved.

I love the drawings, and the "facts" too.
 (I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Page 79: "Quote from from cult game Portal..."
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you host it or download it?
E4's wank site feels the need to refresh the whole thing just to turn a page.
 (I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid that's how it is
'cause E4 sell their advertising that way.

And no ads = no money to commission us to do stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful stuff
Though I now realise I have spent way too much of my life on the internet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
Although is has solved a long-time mystery for me (The group that brought out 'I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead' - Suicidal Tendencies).

Now all I need to do is find a recording.

Ace work Mr Rob.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
you read it!

That song holds a special place in my heart.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post no Quo :(

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post no >9000

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post No No-Hands?
I know that a few b3tan things are very clique-y but No NO-HANDS? tsk tsk
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 430
i am really surprised 300 wasn't in there.
 (Lord of Balrogs, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a link post Smack my Palin up I made this!
Palin + McCain + Prodigy = WIN
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I *love* this :D

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post schrodingers cat take 71
er, thats it. made me laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a link post ITV F1 Final Weekend Video
To celebrate the final weekend of F1 on ITV, they made a special video to celebrate.

Yes, that's Murray Walker singing along to My Chemical Romance.

(Didn't come up as GC)
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to say
I quite enjoyed that.
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this go out on Saturday
Excellent, love the look on Lewis' face when Steve Ryder starts singing
 (Scary, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i hate that song and group
more than anything on this planet!

so glad itv dont have f1 anymore though, just dredding that james allen goes to the bbc and does it there, hes worse than murry walker, total gobshyte!

/rant over
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a link post I've put out a new EP - and it's called The Pork EP - and it's GREAT! I made this!
Woohoo! 5 new tracks! on The Pork EP! On itunes today!

And on last.fm here so you can listen to it without paying!

Hoooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Porky Glee!


 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Spam! Where's the groovy vid?!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post groovy vids to follow
one very soon - but it's 5 choons what i done innit. surely that's not spam is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post No, just yanking your pork ;)
The picture got me excited, and I was envisioning sausages flying around the screen to a top tune*...

...But nothing happened :(

* And kittens.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ello there both
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo
How did it go on the bus?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post it was.....interesting
scared the living crap out of a few folk.
I even got a 'mummy, is that lady ok?'
Result!



I met Grog from Die So Fluid too - remember, the leather catsuit girl? She was lully.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! Proper Silent Hill material
*wins*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post got another one coming up early December
theme of 'Nightmare Before Christmas'.
Not going for the obvious Sally thing - need something horrific yet festive.
Any ideas?
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post But not something generic?
Original, or unusual at least?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
anticipating a million santa-girls, fairies and usual boring stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me think.
Shall Gaz you when inspiration strikes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post groovy :-)

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Go as one of the many people who commit suicide alone at Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh! now there's an idea!

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a bummer though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Like Tay Zonday?
Ba boom..tish!
Thank you, I'll be here all week - try the fish
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post yo yo yo yo yo
ma homie
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post you love your pig products don't you :-)
should combine that with your rave fetish
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post one for the pork massive
gristle posse make some noise!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You've pulled in Eccles, haven't you?!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i am a veteran
of many a pub meat raffle
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post As am I.
*raises bloody palm*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post although of course spam is constructed from pork and ham
and as such is a pork product, and therefore related to the ep
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post you should do a christmas/panto song
dedicated to that pig in boots that was on the news a while back.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i have actually just finished my christmas song for this year
it is called "Communist Christmas" and it rocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one!
just got the Pork EP off of Itunes - tis rather splendid so far.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post yays!
and also hoorays!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Rocket Dog best.
purely for 'walkies walkies, space walkies'.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post that is a lyrical moment
of which i am particularly proud
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post whats all that on the 'K'?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post grated cheese
nothing like a bit of grated cheese on your porky k sausage
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post you ever had Lorne sausage?
Tis a speciality up in Dunfermline where my folks are.
It's half porky, half beefy and square - it's rather nice
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds great
yummmmmmm
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post aha
i thought it might have been spunk
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:05, Reply)
This is a link post How to cross the road if your a tramp
i might try it one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he has worms?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You know what those tramps are like!


Maybe he's too pissed to walk, and is scared he might fall off the floor
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy birthday!
You old sod!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post This^
With added slippers and pipe
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Was 33 on Halloween!
Thanks!!! :D



I must change it back to me being a paranoid coke addict!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You're ten years older than me.
Honest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Fuck me I'm old!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Birthday :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.b3ta.com/links/242618
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay to being an old fuck
I'll lend you my zimmer later on.
 (I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Old fucks are best
Or so my significantly younger girlfriend keeps telling me o_O
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post He might be part dog
I wonder if he does it across carpets naked?
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, Reply)
This is a link post Mel Brooks Hitler rap - 1983.
Someone should have covered this on X factors 'Disco Week'
(spork4life, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
why have i never seen this before?
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft! This is a new one one me.
Nice backing singers/dancers *cough*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got the picturedisc kicking about somewhere
It was brought out to promote 'To Be Or Not To Be' which wasn't very good.

Now, 'Silent Movie'? THERE'S a brilliant film.
 (Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:51, Reply)
This is a link post 80s intros - condensed version I made this!
OK, I see I was beaten to it by others below, but since I'd went to the trouble anyway, here's my handy quick version for busy people - only 7 minutes long.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
I'll stick this on a disc for the missus, and hope she doesn't crash due to an eighties overload ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this version
proper head fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post Star Wars to the tunes of John Williams
I am at a loss for the description - all I would say is that I am going to be singing this under my breath all day!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fantastic!
"Kiss a wookie..."
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *wookiee*
/pedant
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Gloriously potty
*clickety*
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm at a loss for words too......
.....Oh, here's one.......*click*
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post great first video to see today
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post that's far more enjoyable than it should be :)
great to cheer up a dull Monday morning
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft
Any excuse to show off your 4 new t-shirts! :)


*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The one top left moves too much
I click, I love, I steal, cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't click this hard enough.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful stuff
clicky
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Newsletter worthy
Likes and clicks
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This has made my morning.
But I think I might go insane if I watch it anymore times
 (i should have joined myspace, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Watched it and went to the shops
I was still humming "Kiss the Wookie" ny the time I got back. Have a click!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This is marvelous
This is going to be popping up in emails for many months to come. Im sure it will be in the newsletter as well. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post If this doesn't make the newsletter mk1 can eat my hat!!!
Fucking fantastic!!!
Lovely stereo image too.
 (I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post utter brilliance.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo
Yay

and, of course, *click*
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post crikey!
that's quite something!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice find!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fucking awesome.
:-D
 (I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely chuffing marvellous
The harmonies are wonderful!
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!
The whistling at the start totally freaked the cat out!
 (I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Still great but
www.moosebutter.com/index.php

"
Hey!

All of you visiting from YouTube!

Came here to hear 'John Williams is the Man,' did you?

Well, it's called 'Star Wars' on our music page. You can stream it from the site for free, or buy it for your very own for 99 cents!

Corey of YouTubeland is using our recording - all of you who were amazed that he could sing all the parts, well, be even more amazed because he sings NONE of the parts!

It's cool, though - he did his thang with our blessing, and we're happy for all the attention it's bringing in.

Speaking of amazing, I can take a shattered Kit Kat and re-assemble it to mint condition using toothpicks, tweezers, and my warm, humid breath. Let's see you try that, YouTube! How you like them Daft Hands? Chocolate Rain! Pirate Ninja bike crash political babes boom goes the dynamite ... zzzzz.....

Also the arrangement is by Josh Slagoswki, Bryant W. Smith and Tim "Mister Tim" Jones. Check our lyrics page for more NIFTY DETAILS.
"
 (Tharg, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's a neato what now right?

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent!
the earworm to end all earworms. i love it.
 (juicygi, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 10:01, Reply)
This is a link post Snowball Launcher
The launcher has a 50?Πrange and shoots at rapid speeds. Hopefully you can either have a friend making the snowballs to load into it or you can reload quickly. Otherwise your enemies might take the chance to gain on you and get revenge. The launcher works with a slingshot mechanism
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post Return Of Red Dwarf!
All the originals have signed up!
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Bin dun... by a massive Dwarf fan... :¬)
www.b3ta.com/links/242305
 (I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I heard that
I want it to be good, but I can't shake the feeling that it'll just be a huge disappointment. Let's face it, Red Dwarf began to trail off in the quality department in the last 1 or 2 series.
 (Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you ever see the Red Dwarf US Pilot?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KwymOX6ey_g
 (I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Serious Fail

(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch!
That was painful.
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You know
you'll be watching it anyway!
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think I've ever associated quality with red dwarf.
That's one of the reasons I always loved it. Gloriously shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post great!
more alleged drug+rape cases soon to appear in the UK.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazingly Grant and Naylor are writing it.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:43, Reply)
This is a link post Homer Takes a Picture of himself every day

(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 7:21, Reply)
This is a link post dinosaur dubbing

I find it amusing in a very base way.
Does anyone know how those costumes worked?
It always baffles me how their heads can move with such detail whilst their arms move simultaneously!
(dannylharle, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 3:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Remote controll
servo motors 'wallied' to a multiple puppeteers off set plus a facial expression computer that ensures that expressions make sense and automates things like blinking.

(I did work experience at Henson's creature workshop)
 (I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 5:32, Reply)
This is a link post The Choice is Yours
Dres of the platinum-selling hip hop group 'Black Sheep' has revitalized the 1991 hit 'The Choice is Yours' for the up coming US elections...
I like it, but then I did like the original...
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:06, Reply)
This is a link post Hamilton wins.
But listen around 4:24.


/edit
..and again at 7:57
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Bless the Dutch.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Massa's won!

er, no he hasn't


(RTL do commentary on the phone still?)
 (Scary, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking about this scene
and a WTF moment.
 (Fluffster, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:33, Reply)
This is a normal post WHELPS, LEFT SIDE, HANDLE IT

(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a link post Book of Numbers
Seems pointless but made of awesome also.
 (Mr Torture Oh no! Not the BEEEEEEEEEEES!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahaha
I like that a bit
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff. i was just coming here to post it, but i click you instead.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 6:58, Reply)

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