Home » Links » Archive 2319
(Older | Newer)
Anyone else see the irony...
...of sending a Prince (whose title, money and status are entirely based on being born unequal) being sent on an equality course?
(
prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:54,
Reply)
Duracell? Daily Mail in racism shocker :D
Also, Soda Pop Smith? Do that kids parents not think the kid will be abused enough being ginger without having a name like that?
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:29,
Reply)
The best quote has to be this:
I had to grow fast as my mother's reaction to being told her first born was a ginger was to weep uncontrollably.
What!?
(
Monty Propps, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:33,
Reply)
Ha ha ha!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:44,
Reply)
Some of those kids have MASSIVE eyelashes.
I like those picutres even if they are FAIL ONLINE
(
Mrs Sp@m, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:31,
Reply)
I was pronounced gay at birth, for being ginger.
Thank fuck for male pattern baldness, I say.
(
Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:42,
Reply)
obscure photographer Jenny Wicks in self publicity shock
I know, I'm going to take a load of photos of Chinese people and send it to the Daily Mail with the story "Who are you calling fried rice?"
(
rob, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:43,
Reply)
Shut up ginge ;)
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:45,
Reply)
Shut up ginge ;)
(
Monty Propps, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:48,
Reply)
I AM A MAN NOT A GINGER!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:49,
Reply)
So that's what the secret behind the village was...

(
Monty Propps, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:56,
Reply)
Arf!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:15,
Reply)
YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF THe GING-
oh, wait.
(
Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:46,
Reply)
I'm sure I edited that e.
(
Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:56,
Reply)
They don't allow subject line editing on links.
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:20,
Reply)
Because if /links had hair,
it would be ginger.
(
@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:59,
Reply)
In Norn Ireland being ginger is seen as
being from Norn Ireland, there's loads of us here.
/would first ginge woman, in a totally non misogynist way of course.
(
Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:47,
Reply)
Well I am German and Ginger
Guess who gets a lot of BS :)
(
sinisterduck, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:55,
Reply)
It was brilliant when you Wimbledon though...
(
Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:41,
Reply)
Are there a lot of ginger milkmen there?
(
Monty Propps, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:00,
Reply)
I was born ginger
and am Norn Irish, therefore this is FACT (based on a sample size of two).
(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:28,
Reply)
Bext Cameron
*would*
(
@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:56,
Reply)
I thought this also!
But then I remembered she was ginger ;)
Laura Prepon FTW!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:18,
Reply)
Tiffany Darwish Wins
(
Monty Propps, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:28,
Reply)
I love the little baby pic
and the one here ^
I love all you gingers *hugs*
(
DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:12,
Reply)
Carrot tops?
I thought the tops of carrots were green, not orange?
(
redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:14,
Reply)
Someone at work quoted something from the news that day,
cant remember what? She said 'anyway, it wasnt from a proper paper'. She only meant the Guardian, and do you know what she reads. The feckin' Daily Heil. The cheek of it.
(
@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:24,
Reply)
I was just about to link that myself
(
niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:36,
Reply)
Oh. My. Giddy. Aunt.
This is absolutely nuts...
(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:20,
Reply)
Any port in a storm...
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:21,
Reply)
LOL!
Johnny Foreigner in eating and drinking strange things shocker! News at Ten :D
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:16,
Reply)
They've been selling it here for years under the brand name "Fosters"
(
Monty Propps, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:19,
Reply)
Arf!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:29,
Reply)
Nein!
I made this!
Remix of Hitler from the Inglourious Basterds trailer.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:17,
Reply)
ahhhahhhah
simple, yet effective.
woo!
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:22,
Reply)
Nicely done!
(
Monty Propps, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:17,
Reply)
hehe
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:00,
Reply)
Very catchy lyrics
(
Darklord, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 12:47,
Reply)
One click can change your future
Social advertising agency Marketforce, Australia calling behind the wheel, with the slogan "One click can change your future.
(
lilaliss, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:38,
Reply)
are you some advertising geek?
(
my name is really Janet, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:39,
Reply)
its like fluffeh,but with no fluff
hairless cat births hairless kittens. its like alien spawn, and great ammo for the pro dog/anti cat crowd!!!!!
(
discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:47,
Reply)
A cuddly
motherly, pink, mammal version of Alien, I like :)
(
Peter_G, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:51,
Reply)
madness
i love cats (and dogs) but this just looks horrid!
the way it licks its young suggests it is just tasting prior to eating!
and that tail is like a tentacle!!!
baldness does not suit cats.
(
discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:57,
Reply)
erm
no thanks
(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:55,
Reply)
^this^
(
thiswasmyclone, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:53,
Reply)
^and this^
(
boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:02,
Reply)
i love cats!
But that made me nearly gag.. either that or its a late reaction to the toss film my g/f just made me watch (Hes just not that into you - avoid like the plague men!)
(
Lord_Munkee, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:00,
Reply)
Way, way, waaaaaaaay cuter than ours I'll wager.
When my first son came out his head looked like a pillowcase full of some smashed dinner plates. They just pop back into place. That's why they're separate.
(
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:00,
Reply)
awwwwwwwwww
look at its little eyes
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:21,
Reply)
Quentin Tarantino's "Inglorious Basterds"
"One thing... and one thing only... killing Nazis"
(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:46,
Reply)
i sooooo want this to be good
and my appetite is whetted!
(will never ever be as good as my grandads stories though, he did actually kill lots of nazis-desert rat)
(
discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:55,
Reply)
i saw this trailer earlier
and i have to say...it looks kinda shit. But then i've always thought Tarantino was an overrated numpty.
(
iainhasaface is freezing, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:56,
Reply)
yer slaggin' off my work there
you are
(
intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:07,
Reply)
you worked on tarantino?
haha GAY
(
iainhasaface is freezing, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:22,
Reply)
ha ha
IN YOUR FACE
(
boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:02,
Reply)
Looks OK
Out in August (UK)
(
Darklord, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:08,
Reply)
Why hasn't Synecdoche, New York come out in the UK yet?
(
Cap'n, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:22,
Reply)
Release dates are here:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0383028/releaseinfo
(
Darklord, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:43,
Reply)
Awesome.
Tanks!
*waits*
(
Cap'n, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:24,
Reply)
hopes this will be good
deathproof was a bit mehh but planet terror was teh brill
(
The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:23,
Reply)
This looks OK
But why is Brad Pitt pretending to be Samuel L Jackson?
(
Chairman Wow, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:23,
Reply)
Looks more historically
accurate than most hollywood war films
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:42,
Reply)
I mistakenly picked up a Taiwanese iPod touch clone.
I made this!
Unfortunately, it's a total pile of crap and I had to get rid of it before I ended up shooting myself and I couldn't bring myself to be dishonest in the listing.
And, if I was going be rude, I thought I might as well give it a proper review.
Ashens has a lot to answer for.
"The chicken's cock iPhone in a mountain crown under cake fish gecko brain"
(
The Boy T, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:37,
Reply)
hmm
1 (6) quid for a lump of crap, tempting :D
(
weaver., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:05,
Reply)
Wow. To think that someone must've paid for that in a real shop first.
Just...wow.
(
M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:31,
Reply)
"mistakenly"???
Oh dear oh dear, you're not feeling to well are you?
(
Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:49,
Reply)
I have a 12gb version of this
it plays video and music great and I paid £20 for it and it comes with me everywhere. I don't get any delay on it and tetris works fine. I can't complain really 20 quid for a 12gb protable music and movie player.
(
Peej, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:50,
Reply)
This is the best thing I have ever seen.
(
Zuowan, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:15,
Reply)
i second this
(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:27,
Reply)
Shoot it!
Shoot it with cannons!
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:28,
Reply)
I hate kids
But this one is...on the verge of tolerable.
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!?!
PS. the screaming kitten bit make me do a lol
(
boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:05,
Reply)
It talked to your inner kid.
Inner kids are cool.
(
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:06,
Reply)
Excellent :)
(
Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:21,
Reply)
that is just brilliant
more of this kind of thing.
(
flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:36,
Reply)
"Double head"
"I'm her mom"
"No, she's not"
(
lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:18,
Reply)
Just came to post this. It rocks!
(
collapsibletank procreates, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:25,
Reply)
I have to go paaartyyyy!
Unexpectedly lolsome.
(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:39,
Reply)
that is utterly wonderful!
WONDERFUL I SAY!
(
crab_bloke), Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:33,
Reply)
WONDERFUL??
(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 12:48,
Reply)
Yay
Bow wow chikka chikka bow wow
(
kfk I get all my everything right here, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 12:34,
Reply)
thats just brilliant!
woo!
(
skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:46,
Reply)
Show off fighter gets what's coming to him
Karmic lulz
(
bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:08,
Reply)
Perfect !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:14,
Reply)
haha whats eddie gordo doing!
(
epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:16,
Reply)
losing
i was banned from playing as him by my mates
back in the day
(
Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:09,
Reply)
Isnt this out of one of those shitty films like Need for Speed
Some street racing bollocks of some sort anyway
(
lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:23,
Reply)
Yeah, it's the filming of a fight scene in a movie
that's being made....
I think somebody up in the lighting area above took it with their mobile phone
(
Darklord, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:36,
Reply)
Not only has this been here a few times
It is a scene from 'Never Back Down' that came out a while back
(
NDayave , Hooray For, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:52,
Reply)
^this^
(
Lord_Munkee, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:04,
Reply)
I knew it was from some pile of elephant turd
(
lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:33,
Reply)
Sam the Koala
There is no getting away from the tragedy that has befallen Australia. Hundreds are dead and many are feared missing. The story of Sam the koala gives a glimmer of hope to those that are missing.
"Mr Tree said he was in the middle of backburning at Mirboo North when he saw the stricken koala.
"I could see she had sore feet and was in trouble, so I pulled over the fire truck. She just plonked herself down, as if to say 'I'm beat'," he said.
"I offered her a drink and she drank three bottles.
"The most amazing part was when she grabbed my hand. I will never forget that."
Glassius cokius said no. Also Mr Tree???? o_O
(
redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:49,
Reply)
Glassius cockius was wrong
But your description is better than the other one so run free and be merry
(
boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:06,
Reply)
John Lajoie (Motherfucker)
NSFW
Probably GC as fuck, but I love this fella and think he deserves a wider audience.
(Motherfucker)
(
Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:44,
Reply)
Everyday Normal Guy
Just as funny, and just as NSFW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
(
redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:50,
Reply)
I've been saving all my money
To buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago
(
Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:56,
Reply)
I like this guy too
Funnies
(
PieEater, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:10,
Reply)
haha
this one is also funny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM&feature=channel
"show me your genitals"
(
halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:21,
Reply)
I do like.
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:38,
Reply)
Bass test - frequency sweeps
Listening to it makes me feel weird.
(
Cap'n, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:30,
Reply)
My computer couldn't handle anything after about 15 seconds in
(
boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:36,
Reply)
I could'nt hear anything after
(
Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:38,
Reply)
About
A minute,
What does this mean?
(Confused)
(
Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:39,
Reply)
It means that your speakers cannot handle frequencies that low.
My speakers do the same as yours. I have the Harmon Kardon Creature II series. The woofer looks like Darth Vaders helmet.
(
redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:42,
Reply)
Are they not JBL speakers?
My sub looks like Darth Vader's head, and they're JBL speakers.
(
Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:52,
Reply)
Mine went dead after 1 minute exactly.
(
Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:54,
Reply)
Most speakers' responses
drop off dramatically below about 50Hz, as does the sensitivity of your ears. I listened on my studio monitors and there wasn't much discernible after much more than a minute.
I suspect the sort of data compression applied to Youtube soundtracks may bugger things up a bit, too.
(
DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:46,
Reply)
With a decent set of speakers you might not hear it
But you can feel the bass can you not? Which reminds me of the bass speaker and cornflour and water video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2i-IPiuCwk
(
redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:54,
Reply)
Heh,
I wasn't about to risk my speakers by cranking up the amps on some unknown test file :)
(
DogHorse plop, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:01,
Reply)
You need a set of these fuckers:
www.meyersound.com/products/concertseries/700hp/
We got them at work. 28 - 150Hz at a pretty hefty 2250 watts. Amazingly light for the size and function of the box as well, a nice change for Meyer who make a great sound and then add shitloads of weight...
(
The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:23,
Reply)
i couldn't hear anything after 3:05 :(
omg im deaf! :(
(
weaver., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:44,
Reply)
I've got a Creative 5:1 system of some description
Unfortunately, the woofers just a box and not a helmet though
(
Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:47,
Reply)
I question just how good this is on YouTube
I bet the compression gets rid of tons of the extreme frequencies anyway
(
aMac updated his sig, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:52,
Reply)
fuck off with comic sans!!!!aarrgh
man i hate that font.
30 secs and my lappy gave up.
(
discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:32,
Reply)
1 second
I heard a "pah" then nothing
(5 year old laptop speakers are fine for Radio 4...)
(
chipster, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:56,
Reply)
But bad at low frequencies?
How do you hear most of the presenters?
(
The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:24,
Reply)
have you ever seen the cartoon "Alvin and the Chipmonks"?
(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:34,
Reply)
I could hear all that
ESI Juli@ & Tapco S5's.
But as mentioned above this is worthless on YouTube, no doubt it's in 16bit MP3. Should be a WAV really.
(
Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:59,
Reply)
Surfing for Seniors
"If you're not comfortable with your computer, you may need to play this tape and practice... many times".
(
bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:06,
Reply)
;P

(
sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:15,
Reply)
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET
(
boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:19,
Reply)
Sea Creature disappears when touched
Sorry to pour links all over, but this creature/plant/thing is insane.
(
thiswasmyclone, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:04,
Reply)
I love those things!
The sea absolutely fascinates me! I can't wait for this to open :D
www.zsl.org/biota/
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:10,
Reply)
Wow
Biota sounds pretty amazing, when's that scheduled to open?
(
Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:12,
Reply)
I think September.
I may be wrong on that though. The best person to ask would be Jahled when he is around....
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:14,
Reply)
Cheers Sushi
New Prodigy album rules BTW
(
Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:25,
Reply)
I was bidding on the affordable housing on that development
And was very excited by this. Sadly as far as I know the whole thing has stalled because no one wants to build a massive aquarium in the 'current climate'. Having said that I've not been paying a huge amount of attention so I hope I'm entirely wrong :D.
(
Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:28,
Reply)
I would say kill it with fire
but you'd be underwater, and it'd disappear before you got near it
(
boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:15,
Reply)
Link disappears when clicked!
Link isn't working for me :(
(
Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:18,
Reply)
^ This ^
(
intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:09,
Reply)
UFO over Somerset
Reminds me a lot of the films made with the Death Star over the USA.
(
Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:01,
Reply)
Is that not just one of the arms from a
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm flailing tube man?
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:03,
Reply)
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm flailing tube man
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm flailing tube man
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm flailing tube man
(
thiswasmyclone, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:04,
Reply)
FUCKING KEEP IT IN FOCUS
(
evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:06,
Reply)
Pavement interview goes very badly
NSFW
I'd seen this a while ago but forgot the ending. Potentially not GC. :/ Funny as f*ck though.
(
thiswasmyclone, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:53,
Reply)
Oh my lord!
That is horrendous :D
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:01,
Reply)
hahaha
that had me laughing but also gave me the fears @_@
(
sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:13,
Reply)
hahahhaha
click
(
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:23,
Reply)
We shouldn't be making fun of mentally disabled people should we?
Nice tits though. Eh lads, eh???
(
redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:27,
Reply)
She does say
"I'm a little high" bout 40 seconds in, so it's fine to laugh.
(
Hairy Bob, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:16,
Reply)
Oh dear god...
hahaha
(
Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:39,
Reply)
And here I was
thinking I would see an interview with Pavement, the band
(
intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:55,
Reply)
I thought the same...
(
TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:25,
Reply)
I love the professionalism of the crew
Quick mad woman has her bits out, Laugh hysterically and run!!!
:)
(
lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:22,
Reply)
i dont like saying it but
welcome to the internet. you may want to do a search for that female golfer kissing a phallic shaped glass trophy.
the surprising thing is that no one said it before me.
(
discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:37,
Reply)
hahahaha
OMFG
(
jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:47,
Reply)
it is sooo GC
but soo very funny. Lovely to see it again.
I love the giggles of the crew, and the unexpected pan back to the woman.
(
chipster, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:06,
Reply)
I thought it was an interview with Steve Malkmus,
shucks!
(
@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:55,
Reply)
jesus christ!!
my eyes!!!
(
skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:52,
Reply)
A Monkey Sneezing
(
intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:01,
Reply)
Ha ha ha!
Wonderful :)
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:03,
Reply)
About as Roseal as it gets
But pretty funny nonetheless
edit: SHIT! subject line edit failure!
(
boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:10,
Reply)
you fayld!
edit: SHIT! subject line edit failure!
;)
(
sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:51,
Reply)
speeling error
edit: SHIT! subject line edit failure!
(
intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:52,
Reply)
big lols
(
boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:05,
Reply)
CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB!
CRAB! or is it an elephant?
EDIT: How awesome is that screencap?
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:35,
Reply)
There's no way
an elephant would fit in that pan.
I'm a bit conflicted about that vid- if someone hit a kitten on the work surface then stuck it in a pan of boiling water it wouldn't go down very well. But its ok for Geoffrey the crab? Hmm.....
(
t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:40,
Reply)
CRAAAAAAAAAAAB!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:45,
Reply)
kittens are not food though...
except in wartime :P
(
funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:53,
Reply)
it is totally ok
in my mind, anyway, it's justified as i'm working with crabs for my dissertation project and the fuckers are so bloody uncooperative they've put my work back by 4 months.
Boil the fuckers!
(
iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:53,
Reply)
Pfft!
A fine reason to hate the bastards :)
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:01,
Reply)
damn right
bloody tasty an' all. I'm going 'whack-a-crab' once this project's done, fancy joining?
(
iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:04,
Reply)
Hells yeah!
If we pop down to the local chinese supermarket, they have all manner of live shellfish for foods!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:06,
Reply)
will they mind if i take my own mallet?
(
iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:16,
Reply)
I doubt it.
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:02,
Reply)
I agree
If you're going to eat something, you shouldn't be personnifying it, befriending it, cajoling about it and then both laugh and have pity on the thing you're cooking the bugger.
Either keep it as a pet or eat it. I think she was being a little immature about the whole thing tbh.
(
Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:56,
Reply)
Are you serious?
I strongly doubt they were actually attached to it. Not many people who have pet crabs would keep them in the bath I wouldnt imagine. Also, do you think that the crab was being cajoled? Surely that would imply it understood people?
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:02,
Reply)
Attachment is probably too strong a word
She definitely had sympathy for it though. That and it came accross that she was first having fun with it, and then was concerned that it wasn't being stunned properly.
If that's not the case then I'm sure the mixed responses wouldn't exist, but they do, so there's obviously something slightly amiss here
(
Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:10,
Reply)
Awwww I don't like crab abuse.
(
stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:42,
Reply)
Oh but Lobster abuse is fine?
Bloody double standards ;)
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:45,
Reply)
haha!
I'm not too keen on shrimps for that matter.
(
stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:54,
Reply)
Ya see ;)
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:02,
Reply)
Christ on a bike
If you're going to cook live seafood:
1. Learn how to kill or stun it properly first.
(hint - twatting it on a work surface is not the way i'd do it) A sharp knife through the back of it's head immediately prior to cooking will do it, on a lobster there's even a handy cross type thing to aim at.
2. Don't play with it or coo at it. At least do it the service of leaving it be, you are about to boil it and eat its bits so I reckon that'll do it on the pissing off stakes
3. Put it in the freezer for about 10 mins prior to cooking, at least then it will be asleep and won't feel the searing, boiling water if you fuck up section 1, ehich is easily done
4. GET YOUR TEN QUID OUT FOR A PAN BIG ENOUGH TO FIT THE FUCKER IN FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS FLUFFY
That concludes Boyo81's crab cooking rant. Thanks for tuning in. Next time, skinning kittens.
(
boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:21,
Reply)
^
what she said
(
t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:31,
Reply)
I think also
5. Don't bother, crabs are more trouble than they are worth.
(
Zuowan, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:36,
Reply)
Yeah I think that.
Fiddly bastards. How dare they not be easier for me to eat!
Lobster on the other hand...
(
boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:38,
Reply)
Any chance you can let me know about the skinning of kittens now?
I doubt they'll be unconscious for much longer.
Ta.
(
redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:43,
Reply)
There's more than one way,
I hear.
(
DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:01,
Reply)
can you sign for this?
*boom tish*
(
thiswasmyclone, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:10,
Reply)
I'll give you a hint
It starts by bashing them on a work surface and getting your missus to squeal about it a bit.
(
boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:10,
Reply)
Ha.
I guess you are right.
I look forward to the next installment :D
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:00,
Reply)
^^ double this
My version was too meek to come accross successfully.
*takes notes*
(
Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:18,
Reply)
I'd rather the rest of the video looked like the screencap
and it was either a crab continuously leaping at the cameraperson or just chilling and levitating in its kitchen.
(
Cap'n, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:12,
Reply)
Ha ha ha!
Now that would be an awesome video :D
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:15,
Reply)
Ha
I hadn't noticed that screencap properly
*fears*
(
boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:19,
Reply)
« Older links | Newer links »