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This is a link post Anyone else see the irony...
...of sending a Prince (whose title, money and status are entirely based on being born unequal) being sent on an equality course?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Duracell? Daily Mail in racism shocker :D
Also, Soda Pop Smith? Do that kids parents not think the kid will be abused enough being ginger without having a name like that?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The best quote has to be this:
I had to grow fast as my mother's reaction to being told her first born was a ginger was to weep uncontrollably.

What!?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of those kids have MASSIVE eyelashes.
I like those picutres even if they are FAIL ONLINE
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I was pronounced gay at birth, for being ginger.
Thank fuck for male pattern baldness, I say.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post obscure photographer Jenny Wicks in self publicity shock
I know, I'm going to take a load of photos of Chinese people and send it to the Daily Mail with the story "Who are you calling fried rice?"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut up ginge ;)

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut up ginge ;)

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I AM A MAN NOT A GINGER!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's what the secret behind the village was...

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF THe GING-
oh, wait.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I edited that e.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post They don't allow subject line editing on links.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Because if /links had hair,
it would be ginger.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post In Norn Ireland being ginger is seen as
being from Norn Ireland, there's loads of us here.


/would first ginge woman, in a totally non misogynist way of course.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I am German and Ginger
Guess who gets a lot of BS :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It was brilliant when you Wimbledon though...

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Are there a lot of ginger milkmen there?

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I was born ginger
and am Norn Irish, therefore this is FACT (based on a sample size of two).
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Bext Cameron
*would*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought this also!
But then I remembered she was ginger ;)

Laura Prepon FTW!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Tiffany Darwish Wins

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the little baby pic
and the one here ^

I love all you gingers *hugs*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Carrot tops?
I thought the tops of carrots were green, not orange?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This was in The Guardian 3 weeks ago...
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2009/jan/24/ginger-redhead-exhibition-pictures?picture=342248913
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone at work quoted something from the news that day,
cant remember what? She said 'anyway, it wasnt from a proper paper'. She only meant the Guardian, and do you know what she reads. The feckin' Daily Heil. The cheek of it.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just about to link that myself

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:36, Reply)
This is a link post Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific
commercial
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 6:04, Reply)
This is a link post Oh. My. Giddy. Aunt.
This is absolutely nuts...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Any port in a storm...

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:21, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL!
Johnny Foreigner in eating and drinking strange things shocker! News at Ten :D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post They've been selling it here for years under the brand name "Fosters"

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:29, Reply)
This is a link post Nein! I made this!
Remix of Hitler from the Inglourious Basterds trailer.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ahhhahhhah
 
simple, yet effective.
woo!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Very catchy lyrics

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 12:47, Reply)
This is a link post One click can change your future
Social advertising agency Marketforce, Australia calling behind the wheel, with the slogan "One click can change your future.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:38, Reply)
This is a normal post are you some advertising geek?

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a link post its like fluffeh,but with no fluff
hairless cat births hairless kittens. its like alien spawn, and great ammo for the pro dog/anti cat crowd!!!!!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post A cuddly
motherly, pink, mammal version of Alien, I like :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post madness
i love cats (and dogs) but this just looks horrid!
the way it licks its young suggests it is just tasting prior to eating!
and that tail is like a tentacle!!!
baldness does not suit cats.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post erm
no thanks
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ^and this^

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i love cats!
But that made me nearly gag.. either that or its a late reaction to the toss film my g/f just made me watch (Hes just not that into you - avoid like the plague men!)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Way, way, waaaaaaaay cuter than ours I'll wager.
When my first son came out his head looked like a pillowcase full of some smashed dinner plates. They just pop back into place. That's why they're separate.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:00, Reply)
This is a normal post awwwwwwwwww
 
look at its little eyes
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:21, Reply)
This is a link post Quentin Tarantino's "Inglorious Basterds"
"One thing... and one thing only... killing Nazis"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i sooooo want this to be good
and my appetite is whetted!

(will never ever be as good as my grandads stories though, he did actually kill lots of nazis-desert rat)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i saw this trailer earlier
and i have to say...it looks kinda shit. But then i've always thought Tarantino was an overrated numpty.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post yer slaggin' off my work there
you are
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post you worked on tarantino?
haha GAY
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
IN YOUR FACE
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks OK
Out in August (UK)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Why hasn't Synecdoche, New York come out in the UK yet?

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Release dates are here:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0383028/releaseinfo
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.
Tanks!

*waits*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hopes this will be good
deathproof was a bit mehh but planet terror was teh brill
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This looks OK
But why is Brad Pitt pretending to be Samuel L Jackson?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks more historically
accurate than most hollywood war films
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a link post I mistakenly picked up a Taiwanese iPod touch clone. I made this!
Unfortunately, it's a total pile of crap and I had to get rid of it before I ended up shooting myself and I couldn't bring myself to be dishonest in the listing.

And, if I was going be rude, I thought I might as well give it a proper review.

Ashens has a lot to answer for.

"The chicken's cock iPhone in a mountain crown under cake fish gecko brain"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
1 (6) quid for a lump of crap, tempting :D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. To think that someone must've paid for that in a real shop first.
Just...wow.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post "mistakenly"???
Oh dear oh dear, you're not feeling to well are you?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a 12gb version of this
it plays video and music great and I paid £20 for it and it comes with me everywhere. I don't get any delay on it and tetris works fine. I can't complain really 20 quid for a 12gb protable music and movie player.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:50, Reply)
This is a link post Kittens inspired by kittens

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the best thing I have ever seen.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i second this

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Shoot it!
Shoot it with cannons!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate kids
But this one is...on the verge of tolerable.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!?!

PS. the screaming kitten bit make me do a lol
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It talked to your inner kid.
Inner kids are cool.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent :)

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:21, Reply)
This is a normal post that is just brilliant
more of this kind of thing.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post "Double head"
"I'm her mom"
"No, she's not"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Just came to post this. It rocks!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to go paaartyyyy!
Unexpectedly lolsome.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post that is utterly wonderful!
WONDERFUL I SAY!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post WONDERFUL??

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay
Bow wow chikka chikka bow wow
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post thats just brilliant!
woo!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a link post Show off fighter gets what's coming to him
Karmic lulz
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect !

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post haha whats eddie gordo doing!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post losing
i was banned from playing as him by my mates

back in the day
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Isnt this out of one of those shitty films like Need for Speed
Some street racing bollocks of some sort anyway
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's the filming of a fight scene in a movie
that's being made....
I think somebody up in the lighting area above took it with their mobile phone
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Not only has this been here a few times
It is a scene from 'Never Back Down' that came out a while back
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it was from some pile of elephant turd

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:33, Reply)
This is a link post Sam the Koala
There is no getting away from the tragedy that has befallen Australia. Hundreds are dead and many are feared missing. The story of Sam the koala gives a glimmer of hope to those that are missing.

"Mr Tree said he was in the middle of backburning at Mirboo North when he saw the stricken koala.

"I could see she had sore feet and was in trouble, so I pulled over the fire truck. She just plonked herself down, as if to say 'I'm beat'," he said.

"I offered her a drink and she drank three bottles.

"The most amazing part was when she grabbed my hand. I will never forget that."


Glassius cokius said no. Also Mr Tree???? o_O
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Glassius cockius was wrong
But your description is better than the other one so run free and be merry
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:06, Reply)
This is a link post John Lajoie (Motherfucker) NSFW
Probably GC as fuck, but I love this fella and think he deserves a wider audience.



(Motherfucker)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyday Normal Guy
Just as funny, and just as NSFW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been saving all my money
To buy a new dishwasher



Mine broke about six months ago
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this guy too
Funnies
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
this one is also funny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM&feature=channel
"show me your genitals"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I do like.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:38, Reply)
This is a link post Bass test - frequency sweeps
Listening to it makes me feel weird.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post My computer couldn't handle anything after about 15 seconds in

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I could'nt hear anything after

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post About
A minute,

What does this mean?


(Confused)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It means that your speakers cannot handle frequencies that low.
My speakers do the same as yours. I have the Harmon Kardon Creature II series. The woofer looks like Darth Vaders helmet.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they not JBL speakers?
My sub looks like Darth Vader's head, and they're JBL speakers.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine went dead after 1 minute exactly.

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Most speakers' responses
drop off dramatically below about 50Hz, as does the sensitivity of your ears. I listened on my studio monitors and there wasn't much discernible after much more than a minute.

I suspect the sort of data compression applied to Youtube soundtracks may bugger things up a bit, too.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post With a decent set of speakers you might not hear it
But you can feel the bass can you not? Which reminds me of the bass speaker and cornflour and water video.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2i-IPiuCwk
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh,
I wasn't about to risk my speakers by cranking up the amps on some unknown test file :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You need a set of these fuckers:
www.meyersound.com/products/concertseries/700hp/

We got them at work. 28 - 150Hz at a pretty hefty 2250 watts. Amazingly light for the size and function of the box as well, a nice change for Meyer who make a great sound and then add shitloads of weight...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i couldn't hear anything after 3:05 :(
omg im deaf! :(
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a Creative 5:1 system of some description
Unfortunately, the woofers just a box and not a helmet though
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I question just how good this is on YouTube
I bet the compression gets rid of tons of the extreme frequencies anyway
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck off with comic sans!!!!aarrgh
man i hate that font.
30 secs and my lappy gave up.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post 1 second
I heard a "pah" then nothing
(5 year old laptop speakers are fine for Radio 4...)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post But bad at low frequencies?
How do you hear most of the presenters?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 2:24, Reply)
This is a normal post have you ever seen the cartoon "Alvin and the Chipmonks"?

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I could hear all that
ESI Juli@ & Tapco S5's.

But as mentioned above this is worthless on YouTube, no doubt it's in 16bit MP3. Should be a WAV really.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a link post Surfing for Seniors
"If you're not comfortable with your computer, you may need to play this tape and practice... many times".
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ;P

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Or maybe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TcuijzN7Y
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:24, Reply)
This is a link post Sea Creature disappears when touched
Sorry to pour links all over, but this creature/plant/thing is insane.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I love those things!
The sea absolutely fascinates me! I can't wait for this to open :D

www.zsl.org/biota/
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Biota sounds pretty amazing, when's that scheduled to open?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I think September.
I may be wrong on that though. The best person to ask would be Jahled when he is around....
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers Sushi
New Prodigy album rules BTW
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I was bidding on the affordable housing on that development
And was very excited by this. Sadly as far as I know the whole thing has stalled because no one wants to build a massive aquarium in the 'current climate'. Having said that I've not been paying a huge amount of attention so I hope I'm entirely wrong :D.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I would say kill it with fire
but you'd be underwater, and it'd disappear before you got near it
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Link disappears when clicked!
Link isn't working for me :(
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This ^

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 3:09, Reply)
This is a link post UFO over Somerset
Reminds me a lot of the films made with the Death Star over the USA.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that not just one of the arms from a
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm flailing tube man?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm flailing tube man
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm flailing tube man
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm flailing tube man
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING KEEP IT IN FOCUS

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a link post Pavement interview goes very badly NSFW
I'd seen this a while ago but forgot the ending. Potentially not GC. :/ Funny as f*ck though.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my lord!
That is horrendous :D
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
that had me laughing but also gave me the fears @_@
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahhaha
click
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post We shouldn't be making fun of mentally disabled people should we?
Nice tits though. Eh lads, eh???
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post She does say
"I'm a little high" bout 40 seconds in, so it's fine to laugh.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear god...
hahaha
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post And here I was
thinking I would see an interview with Pavement, the band
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the same...

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the professionalism of the crew
Quick mad woman has her bits out, Laugh hysterically and run!!!

:)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont like saying it but
welcome to the internet. you may want to do a search for that female golfer kissing a phallic shaped glass trophy.
the surprising thing is that no one said it before me.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
OMFG
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post it is sooo GC
but soo very funny. Lovely to see it again.
I love the giggles of the crew, and the unexpected pan back to the woman.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was an interview with Steve Malkmus,
shucks!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus christ!!
my eyes!!!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a link post A Monkey Sneezing

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Wonderful :)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post About as Roseal as it gets
But pretty funny nonetheless

edit: SHIT! subject line edit failure!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post you fayld!


edit: SHIT! subject line edit failure!
;)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post speeling error

edit: SHIT! subject line edit failure!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post big lols

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:05, Reply)
This is a link post CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB CRAB!
CRAB! or is it an elephant?

EDIT: How awesome is that screencap?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no way
an elephant would fit in that pan.

I'm a bit conflicted about that vid- if someone hit a kitten on the work surface then stuck it in a pan of boiling water it wouldn't go down very well. But its ok for Geoffrey the crab? Hmm.....
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post CRAAAAAAAAAAAB!

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post kittens are not food though...
except in wartime :P
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post it is totally ok
in my mind, anyway, it's justified as i'm working with crabs for my dissertation project and the fuckers are so bloody uncooperative they've put my work back by 4 months.

Boil the fuckers!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!
A fine reason to hate the bastards :)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post damn right
bloody tasty an' all. I'm going 'whack-a-crab' once this project's done, fancy joining?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hells yeah!
If we pop down to the local chinese supermarket, they have all manner of live shellfish for foods!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
will they mind if i take my own mallet?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt it.

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
If you're going to eat something, you shouldn't be personnifying it, befriending it, cajoling about it and then both laugh and have pity on the thing you're cooking the bugger.

Either keep it as a pet or eat it. I think she was being a little immature about the whole thing tbh.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you serious?
I strongly doubt they were actually attached to it. Not many people who have pet crabs would keep them in the bath I wouldnt imagine. Also, do you think that the crab was being cajoled? Surely that would imply it understood people?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Attachment is probably too strong a word
She definitely had sympathy for it though. That and it came accross that she was first having fun with it, and then was concerned that it wasn't being stunned properly.
If that's not the case then I'm sure the mixed responses wouldn't exist, but they do, so there's obviously something slightly amiss here
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww I don't like crab abuse.

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh but Lobster abuse is fine?
Bloody double standards ;)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
I'm not too keen on shrimps for that matter.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ya see ;)

(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ on a bike
If you're going to cook live seafood:

1. Learn how to kill or stun it properly first.
(hint - twatting it on a work surface is not the way i'd do it) A sharp knife through the back of it's head immediately prior to cooking will do it, on a lobster there's even a handy cross type thing to aim at.

2. Don't play with it or coo at it. At least do it the service of leaving it be, you are about to boil it and eat its bits so I reckon that'll do it on the pissing off stakes

3. Put it in the freezer for about 10 mins prior to cooking, at least then it will be asleep and won't feel the searing, boiling water if you fuck up section 1, ehich is easily done

4. GET YOUR TEN QUID OUT FOR A PAN BIG ENOUGH TO FIT THE FUCKER IN FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS FLUFFY

That concludes Boyo81's crab cooking rant. Thanks for tuning in. Next time, skinning kittens.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
what she said
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think also
5. Don't bother, crabs are more trouble than they are worth.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I think that.
Fiddly bastards. How dare they not be easier for me to eat!

Lobster on the other hand...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Any chance you can let me know about the skinning of kittens now?
I doubt they'll be unconscious for much longer.

Ta.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post There's more than one way,
I hear.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post can you sign for this?


*boom tish*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll give you a hint
It starts by bashing them on a work surface and getting your missus to squeal about it a bit.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha.
I guess you are right.

I look forward to the next installment :D
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ double this
My version was too meek to come accross successfully.
*takes notes*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather the rest of the video looked like the screencap
and it was either a crab continuously leaping at the cameraperson or just chilling and levitating in its kitchen.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Now that would be an awesome video :D
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
I hadn't noticed that screencap properly

*fears*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:19, Reply)

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