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This is a link post There will be Disney
Donald has been drinking Mickey's milkshake.
([sic] You're ad here?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post clickity

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post win

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what to say.....erm.....^^this

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:17, Reply)
This is a link post Thumbs up for rock and roll
GC?? Must be.
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post what an awesome kid haha

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Pfffft:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFN6mybNckQ&feature=player_embedded#at=11
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post aye, for real

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
he sounds like the kid from the Goonies!
 (ferris_b, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Tha's wha I said, booty traps!

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post FITTY DORRAR BIW' FITTY DORRAR BIW'

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I see a promising career as a motivational speaker in his future.
Either that or several years of being beaten up at school.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
I fear the latter.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I learnt to ride my bike today coz of this kid!
FUCK YEAH!
 (vandal is gonna get laid on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
Dad needs to learn how to fit a helmet.
 (Rogue Sausage, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post best kid EVER
FACT.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 2:13, Reply)
This is a link post sittin in the park I made this!
it's a summery hip hop tune. yup, another one. this one was written by a lovely man called anders and it has some lovely scratching by a nice man called si and some lovely rapping by a nice man called jean-marc as well as some rapping by a cunt called tickle. we got pissed recording this. it was such fun. :D can't wait for the next sunny day on the meadows!
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Class.
As always.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post aw thanks dude!
big smiles.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Smooth Backdrop ~~~

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
a person could rap nearly anything over a beat so fat and sound pretty good themselves. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Not me.
If I did it would be quite a lot of mumbling, punctuated with the occasional "word!", accompanied by by my bottom letting off the old dirty whistle.


No wait; that's what happens when I have sex. My bad!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post weeping and grunting
is my sexy styles. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You talented fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post you tabented hunker.
cheers. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Niiiice!! *click*

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm very pleased you like it. :D

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)
This is a link post Korea's Got Talent Sung-bong Choi
This 22 year old kid is being called the new Susan Boyle.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Was posted yesterdy I think mate.
Or the day before.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this, ne'er mind, nice try.

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:19, Reply)
This is a link post Not sure anyone gives a shit... But... pretty amazing...
Yesterday... the Sun errupted with a massive solar flare. While this does not pose any danger, it is beautiful and scary to see. The narration on the vid explains
(I helped save b3ta! brettvincent hmmmm, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The sun
What exactly is the sun made of like what exactly is keeping that ball of gas together?
 (rizzivision, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post mass

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post succinct
the gravity of your wisdom has been felt upon my brain.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Interestingly
but in no way connected to this event, Horizon are doing a programme on it this evening.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post what gravity?
oohh that should be good...
unless it goes at the pace of a childs book...but then its bbc so fingers crossed.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post heh heh.
Ummm it's not really on, I was following the punnage. Mass, gravity, event horizon. Sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post oh fuck.
ive done this like 4 times in the last week.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha. Never mind.
Maybe you have pun blindness or maybe the puns were too rubbish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The sun is made of mass?

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's mostly lead.
Molten lead is quite warm - hence it being warmer in the days than nights.

Also the lead has a cool phase every 12 months - hence winter. The southern hemisphere has a different winter because their sun is the opposite of ours - because of coriolis forces.
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha I wish I'd read this before posting mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *doffs cap*
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This will explain all
youtu.be/3JdWlSF195Y
 (D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Chewing gum.

(I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post yo mammas queefs

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This...
...makes me want to play Carmageddon.
 (Megamoss, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post they are bringing out a new one
yeah for the new consoles innit.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I think...
...i just came.
 (Megamoss, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post This machine destroys everything
to a porn music soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it sounded more like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxzKTbu-aR0&feature=related

edit: compare and contrast tubedubber.com/#ibEdgQJEdTA:gxzKTbu-aR0:0:100:0:0:true
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly ....that 's the same one that what I masturbate to
was wondering why it seemed familiar
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's one of those songs that sounds like everything. Like this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUnwRFMo6D0
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post with just a hint of...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pvFulUd98 ?
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post If they had put Henry Kelly in it would have made more sense

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Why the tampons?!
:/
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post For them "heavy" periods?...

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Buyers of waste disposal equipment find them hard to deal with normally?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post These machines are often required to be installed on the outflows of shopping malls etc
to keep the tampons, sneakers, etc from getting downstream to the wastewater plants. I worked (briefly) in the wastewater business...was told there was a LOT of problems with thieves taking new clothes etc into the toilets and putting the new clothes on and flushing the old stuff down the drain, causing all sorts of problems in the city systems...

Oh, and often they're called Muffin Monsters :)
 (I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play to killing the sofa.
But celery? Also tampons and sanitary towels will just make a bloody mess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post What a delightful
selection of things to destroy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post How'd you like them apples?
No seriously. What did you think of the apple?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I preferred the melon.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This one destroys everything
that's a little bit bigger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aja7gcgRMJU

I do like the distinct lack of handguards in your video though. Makes me wince every time the person puts something in...
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Animals.
There's another vid somewhere of a similar machine they use for shredding dead cows, horses and other farm animals. I won't post it tho as it's a very NSFL as you may guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I want I want i want
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post found it
oddly enough by searching for 'cow shredder'

I'm a jeanyus me
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
I don't think I'll watch it again. If I remember correctly, some gets on the camera at one point. That could have just been the endless nightmares I had afterwards tho.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post and the one i saw had added moo-ing

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post This one?
Turn the sound down - bit.ly/9C4T3
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post oh no you di 'unt!

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post We had one were I worked and it had been there as long as the plant was operational.
Which was about 100 years.

It was called a "Hogger" I seen it eat 2kg chunks of stainless steel, knives, and anything else you wanted to throw in it.

The inside looked like two massive camshafts side by side.

It scared the shit out of me every time i walked near it.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post especially with the apple
at 1.58
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell... real life Super Mario in the background at 3:21!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post but could it destroy
bagger 288
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post THE bagger 288?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow
I think wet army blankets fed in neatly are preferred
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd forgotten about the fox in that
I was very glad to be reminded
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone needs to make that into a videogame boss monster.

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post looks stupidly-dangerous
Cringing every time that idiot put his fingers too close
 (Leemondus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^this
One slip and an unforgettable experience.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post All I could think of was how unsafe it was.
One trip and your mince meat.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as any semblance of safety was being ignored...
I was rather hoping he might go through it as well. oh well.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh...
...when that guy fed in the insulation foam my skin started crawling. Hate that stuff.
 (Megamoss, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Svankmajer would have LOVED this contraption.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That was INSANELY dangerous at times!
Who the hell entwines leather belts and buckles around their fingers then feeds one end of them all into a machine like that without thinking 'There could probably be safer ways of doing this!'?

Nutters!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The Fear
I hate watching these videos, I'm terrified as to what would happen if the bloke posting stuff into it, lost his balance and fell into one heard first.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Fargo?

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This machine is the true destroyer.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWxcJDONE_U
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
2.08 made me think of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwPkAUBr4Sc
 (I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post a rather good means of ridding oneself of those pesky piss sodden army blankets..

(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's some things I like about the video:
1. How they put the tennis balls back in the tube then tip it out to show you just how destroyed they are.
2. How they compare an eaten shoe with a non eaten shoe just in case you missed the point.
3. How it eats tough things like fruit, veg and tampons.
4. The cool music. It sounds just like something off of that tv program how it's made.
 (zombiedeadbloke, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Stubbo.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
Maybe a breakdown of each character flaw, in an Agony Aunt-type manner?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Gahhhhhhhhhhh
Miranda Hart just isn't funny. Mind you most of them ain't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Bear with!
*reaction shot to camera*

Such fun!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to say...
...where's this bunch of comedians that the song is promising me?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post NO female comedians are funny.
Period.
*pfft* I said 'period'
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly a bunch of something else beginning with 'c'.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not clever is it?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No it's cunt.
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo-Hoo!
www.b3tards.com/u/dceb14b0c0ee9d13b69a/c-word.jpg


Ernie Wise
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel like we just turned up at a function in the same dress
:O
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post O -
M - G

I am mortified. What must you think of me?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe we should, through grittted teeth
make a joke about how we each have impeccable taste, then move on
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! A bunch of comedians!
Well, five.
 (bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 1:03, Reply)
This is a link post man survives after being cut in half
here's the video if anyone is interested (NSFL). not of the accident itself but of him afterwards, he remains conscious.

edit: personally i didn't find it that shocking, but then again I score about 21 on the Hare Psychopathy Checklist so... take that as you will.

God edit: This falls under shock sites in a big way. I've swapped the link out. and I'm gay.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post holyfuckingchrist
Friendly advice - don't watch the video. Boke.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It was weird when he started pulling at his skin

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post what the f+++++ is he doing!
pass the bucket!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear lord.
: O
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought that
pretty incredible that he survived, and seemed quite calm
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Not even for a second.
And no, this isn't a /links double-bluff: don't click thinking you'll see kittens.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Is tab hunter triple bluffing?
that's what you have to ask yourself.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I am far too nice a chap to do that.
OR AM I?!!?

Yes, I am. That was horrible. Fascinating story, horrid vid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post seen before
and not at all nice, delete before a mod has to.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ^that

(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
they can delete it if they feel it's too innapropraite. i don't mind. ban me for a little while also, if necessary.

I just don't really care. shouldn't think I'm to get more than a warning though.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't deserve a ban at all
You put nsfl next to the link and that led to me not clicking on it sao fair do's. Don't worry, I won't let em ban you

*bear hugs leg and doesn't let go*
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *pulls down your trousers*
*points*
URRRGGGHH! You bummer!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *Dry humps Leg*
Sure is a purty mouth you got there Tab Hunter...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE
*winks slowly*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It pretty clearly states
what it is, and that it it's not very nice. Can't people use their discretion?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post /links is not the place for shock or gore sites
Even with fair warning, people often just click through without looking. This rule is rarely enforced, so consider this a line in the sand from now on.
 (I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, O Lord!
*prostrates self*
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *fingers prostate*

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post First we get Stubbo
and now this! What's has happened to b3ta!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm
You've also deleted the original link, as well as the one in the text. The original link was a news article, and wasn't at all a shock site.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I work in mysterious ways

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, ha, ha!
*gets out prayer mat*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Surviving that is nothing short of astounding.
But the story of his progress since is even more so.

www.bicycle-adventures.com/peng-shulin-the-miracle-man-from-china.html
 (Tivert, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Skittles...I need Skittles.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post was the original video the Vietnamese policeman?
not the same guy as in Tivert's link (Chinese).
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)
This is a link post Urban (sort of...) exploring
on decommissioned US Navy Ships.

Looks like the sort of thing some people on here like.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that
a stealth ship in there?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I noticed...
...that too. Doesn't look particularly hydro-dynamic. Looks like something from a Bond film set.
 (Megamoss, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
I think they tested them in the late eighties/nineties but never put them into service.

Must be pretty amazing wandering around and finding something like that though.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's this...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Shadow_(IX-529)
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
"Since 2006 the U.S Navy has tried to give the Sea Shadow away but as of February 2009 nobody has taken the offer"
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Really? I'll have it!

(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd buy one, renovate it a bit and live in it.
Not saying it isn't eerily beautiful as it is...
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post and then
dock is next to hms invincible...but paint yours pink.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post With an external speaker system looping "In the Navy" by the Village people
No offence to our Jolly Jack-Tars, great lads the lot of them....
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post and put a giant leather cab
and a biker tache on it.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post On the boat? o.o
It would also carry the slogan "Long, hard, and full of sea-men."
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The HMS CDC
May God bless her and all that sail in her!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Nicely done.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post AWESOME
im going to print that out and frame it.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha ace :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post Leon Theremin Playing His Own Instrument
Ronseal.
More on the chap himself here www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9on_Theremin

Should this be glasscock, you can suck it.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Best offer I've had all day...

(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It isn't GC, but I need the money... :)

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I attempted to attempt that myself !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPM2f3ox_Hw
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I once spent a few hours smoking DMT and playing with a theremin.
It was mighty difficult but a sublime experience.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)
This is a link post "Welcome to the Jungle" cello duet.
The Guns & Roses classic gets the ummm classical treatment.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather good!
Have a click.

Have a listen to Apocalyptica, very similar.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:36, Reply)
This is a link post Tillmann Uhrmacher died today aged 44
His best known tune from 2001
(Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont remember that bit of the movie.
Was it before or after the computer went mad?

EDIT: RIP n' all that...
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice tune
Not my usual sort of thing but I quite like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post Voice of the Daleks, Roy Skelton has died

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post again? poor guy

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice??!!

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no, the writers of children's show Doctor Who will now have to be creative!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post At the risk of sounding like a MASSIVE geek
...I don't think Roy Skelton provided the voices for the new series.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Stephen Hawking did the dalek voices?
(not literally, but im guessing anyone can have their voice computerised to sound like one)
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *hangs head in shame for the second time today on here*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Briggs
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
This is a link post Pics of Endeavour docked with the ISS
It's a fucking SPACESHIP and a fucking SPACESTATION. You know you want it.

UPDATE: Go here for more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post YES

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally have one of those in my garage... and it's bigger!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yeah baby, dock harder!

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It got totally docked in the iss.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post saw its antenna extending. it was really long!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post This sank without a trace when I posted it
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to piss on your candle.*
GC said no.


*Not actually all that sorry, to be honest.

UPDATE: Actually, the guy in your link has a better choice of photo: sitelife.aviationweek.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/13/2/1d5cd0bc-82ad-4fbf-924a-49ad83105360.Full.jpg is amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post One can never have enough Space docking.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
And to be honest, they're all pretty bloody amazing photos.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing photo.
If this is what we have now, who knows what we'll have in the future.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's not jetpacks and silver jumpsuits,
I'm not interested.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still holding out for giant robots.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm holding out for a hero.
(Mind, he's gotta be strong, & he's gotta be brave & he's gotta be fresh from the fight)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post A street wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOOOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You clearly didn't include the sama amount of AWESOME in your description as Enzyme did...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post super
cool
 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post New wallpaper on the iMac I use at work:
www.nasa.gov/images/content/557665main_iss027e036793_full.jpg
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post I helped this guy who a bit of a retard I made this!
I am here to help.
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You should DEFINITELY be posting this over in /talk also.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately she's not took your advice
shame on her
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for your tips....
Remember, if I can help you, I will.
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post are you friends with
albion gray perchance?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post haha probably

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post and there was another one of his mates here last week too!
someone must be telling them that if they want to make it in comedy they must be accepted at b3ta :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post accepted
or rejected?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post they come to be accepted
but get rejected :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post arf

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Who
is Albion Gray?
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post a VERY unfunny gentleman that cannot accept a little constructive criticism

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably the world's greatest comedian.
He done a sketch about his Dad dying and we all fell about laughing. Not that the subject was inappropriate, you understand, but because his comedy timing, acting and script was second to none.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post the best bit was when he deleted the whole thread
FUNNY, FUNNY GUY!
 (I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That was my favourite bit too.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post a bit like Stubbo then?
comedy timing, acting and script was second to none
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooooooooh
So this link we're all commenting on was supposed to be funny? Or should that be 'funneh'? I can't tell.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know...
I am Chris Eubank :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a Bockthser

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post An aspiring comedian who tried to use B3ta to improve his career, much like you seem to be doing.
It didn't go well for him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yikes, I went to
get my roasted veg out of the oven and loads has happened... Is everyone OK?
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post why are you driving the bad feeling towards yourself?
is it a defense mechanism thing...

or are you just baiting...cos either way...its a bit sad innit?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I...
just want to help people innit.
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post and by help people you mean
beg for their attention...

well you're ankles must be getting wet...cos you had loads of attention...

be sure to not upload the cam-show of that.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I turn my back on links for 5 minutes, are you let a retard in.
What's the matter with you lot?

Sheesh.

Stubbo - no spam!
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post im sure its all albion gray

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Albion to his fucking case if he doesn't fuck off.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Beg
is a little harsh but funnily enough, I am looking into getting fully tooled up with a webcam.
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds painful.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *drops monocle*
I didn't know there was much of a market for Beiber-porn.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh hang on...
...am I being compared to Beiber? Again?
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *Hands in pocket, looks shy, kicks stone*

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post have you tried radio
you have the face for it.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh,
that's a bit harsh you ugly cunt.


;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i wear my badge of
disfigurement with pride.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post roasted veg out of the oven?
is this an innuendo of which I have been hitherto unaware?



of
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post searching online...
youve appeared on a couple of bills together...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "WEB SENSATION"
rachelstubbings.com/films/coffee/

*memory fails*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I had seen her
somewhere before..
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Yeah!
I remember that now. I thought that was a funny sketch.

The agony aunt thing is shit though.
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post OH DEAR!
Maybe the problems she should be fixing should be with her memory then!

"STUBBO SPAM"
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I think my first day at b3ta went really well

(Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen people
have worse. Like albion gray.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post and matey boy from Bristol,
Jacob Dyer?
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I sort of miss him!
If only for the comments he received.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It could've been worse.
I remember one person called ernie_bollocks who seemed to delight on just being unpleasant.

Hey Stubbo, chin up. At least you're taking part in stuff, which is to your credit.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post HEHEHEH!
ernie_bollocks he was my favourite :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post and of course
Joe Guevara and Phorecite
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, ernie_bollocks, wherever you are...
...you shall not be forgotten. Legend. Or Bellend, can't decide.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post oh for fucks sake, missed it. Any bones left to chew on?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks guys
really appreciate the support.
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No problem
Comics often get a harsh time in here, especially if they tell us they are funny instead of letting people make their own minds up. What you have done correctly is join in the chat. The ones that don't get far worse treatment.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
I also miss Phorecite & that young blond chap from california.
I found the massive lack of self-awareness & inability to interact both charming & frustrating in equal measures.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Phorecite's only ever reply was..
"you try it you knobhead" or something to that effect

But his rapping skills were unique :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I missed him
Pity, I think we would have been friends.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He used the word 'faggot', which quite buttered my angry popcorn..
I wish I could remember the blond youngster who kept posting shit videos on /links of him & his mates.
Ooh, it's going to annoy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You make sure you come back now
and join in proper like. It's nice here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah were like a community
with pitchforks.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And cats and dogs.
And cocks made of glass.

And debate centred around cycling/driving.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear, that's a fairly accurate summation of /links
How depressing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Does the 'titties' thing help get you an easier ride here?
just seeing if I should stop the diet,like and all and indeed
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I like titties. They make me laugh.
Vaginas though- stuff of nightmares.

Does that, in any way, answer your question?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post yes and no
and yes again. ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey there, Rachel. I don't know if you're still reading
but I hope you're not too put off by the rather harsh treatment you've received here. I think you posted your weakest material, though.
"Coffee" is very funny, and I liked the one about jealousy, too (although the direction owed a bit too much to "Spaced")
Stick around!
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *woop* *woop*
GROOMING ALERT GROOMING ALERT
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
I think Rachel might be batting for the other side, so to speak, but I'm willing to stand corrected.
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
stand be
corrected fellated
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post if you insist...

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a gay.
Believe it or not.
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post roasted veg says otherwise

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post properlols

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I am standing
in a suitably corrected way.
I think it was the "Gay Scene Magazine" quote that threw me.

*adjusts gaydar*
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post your work here is done

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I did it...
Thank you! Spot the novice...
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post uh-oh

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel awful
*hangs head in shame*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post She might be ok
if she can keep her head above water.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh...
...hang about Mr.Tab Were you pulling my plonker?
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm..... I think you may just fit in here after all. Though you don't have a 'plonker', do you?
And keep those titties away from me!!
*screams*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You're
alright you are and nope, no plonker. Rumbled again!
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Rumbled'
Is that what it's called, now?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky escape
Tabby was about to go full throttle groom.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Quiet you

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you very fucking much, you bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU LOVE IT YOU SLaaaaaaaaaaaaag.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine, if you will, Blakey from On The Buses
going 'I hate you links.'
 (I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Being called 'bellend' by a talkmong
is not massively upsetting tbh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Jokey banter, innit.
No offence.
 (I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I know. No offence meant.
And I feel awful about sending Thingy to /talk too.
(mind the thread over there is pretty bloody funny)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Harsh
but fair.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do I feel a need to don a viking helmet
And sit in a cafe singing 'Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamity spam'?
 (Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Spam Spam Spam Spam
Loverly SPAM!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post pssst
community, joining in, etc
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear vacuous person with terrible, self-serving blog
Go away.
Regards,
The Internet.


PS: On a completely unrelated note, have you seen lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/ ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't people
pretty much say that to you 11 months ago? :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Touché

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post TERRIBLE BULLYING GOING ON HERE
And I don't look like a lesbeen :'(
And I didn't post my blog.
So NER
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "as infectious – and welcome – as crabs"
are some words on the internet
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear lord I actually just watched the vids
I think - I THINK - it's supposed to be funny...
 (Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Two self serving posts.
Nice. I'm no clicking on your stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Humour. Not as easy as it looks, is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Studdo, have you seen this guy, I think you could work with him.
www.jamescartercomedy.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Birds of a feather...
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post what's all this then?

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's low fucking poly!

(I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Every time there's some drama on /links I'm at fucking work!
INCONSIDERATE BASTARDS!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:33, Reply)
This is a link post Get your problems STUBBED out with Stubbing Out Problems I made this!
Hi from a brilliant agony aunt. I am an online healer so please get in touch if you are messed up or whatever.
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I foresee a little need on your part for your own services before long.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Strange, I was also having a similar premonition

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post *opens popcorn*
*settles back to watch*
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post So if I send you a pic of my engorged gonads and the slimy, substance that hangs onto them....
you can cure me?
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hahahahahahahahaaaaa!
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Must...try...harder.
 (thenumber18, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
This is a link post End of weed tourism to the Netherlands?
'The Dutch Cabinet late last month said the measure was needed to "reduce nuisance and drugs tourism,"'

Apologies for CNN link.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post this is going to be interesting with the E.U
so whats to stop another country saying: "our hospitals are over-run by tourists" from now on our hospitals are only for locals...
or we refused to sell alcohol to people from muslim countries...
this is what happens when you vote in a right wing goverment...silly short term ideas to combat longterm problems
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't blame them
Based on the absolute displays of cuntishness from mainly British tourists I saw last time I was there
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah but thats normally the piss-heads...
stoners just fall asleep.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I live in Amsterdam
And the British are the most well behaved and polite groupd of tourists you will ever meet..
(Edit) Wtf was I smoking earlier!!
The British are the scum of the earth when they come here, the red light zone is like a war zone some nights. I have a mate who lives on the main strip of the red light and I hate going to see him, like most "Amsterdammers" we avoid this area like the plague, the whole area that 99% of the tourists see - we avoid.
I hate having to escort friends and family round the area when they come to visit, I have a boat so i zoom them down the main drag a few times and never set foot on land there.
Just one km away in any direction of those areas are nice pleasant bars/cafes/coffeeshops that tourists will never normally see but if they do stumble upon them are treated on the whole really well.
So my advice if you want to go, Amsterdam is a tiny place, look for hotels outside the center, hire a bike, explore the neighbourhoods more and keep out of the main red light areas at night all the people there are tourists too not real Dutch people.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post theres a lovely coffee shop called barneys
its a little bit away from the centre bit, not much, but when ever i have been there ive always got chatting to the staff and they have always told me theres 2 types of british; the ones you exactly described, stag dos and sleaze-cruises, and then the other kind, that comes in with their friends sits down smokes a load of weed and dont cause any trouble...

but being in the latter group, i get ashamed when i see how other brits behave in your city...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post They have a few shops now I think..
I think you may have been in the Harlemmerstraat branch, they have two shops next door to each other there and have vapourisers on the counter for free use.
I used to live a couple more streets further down the road from there, it turns into an old squat neighbourhood further on, lived over there for 5 years and loved it, so many alternative types and squats over there.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Wait...what? *takes another lungful*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking of being high ...
I have a free ticket to see Grandmaster Flash DJing on Friday.
Anyone seen him before? Is it worth going? Or will it be a crushing disappointment when he inevitably doesn't play White Lines and Rapper's Delight back to back for three hours?
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post if your a fan of real-hip-hop
then just go to be in the same room as him.

if your a club head...maybe just go to your normal club.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Thish ish a local coffee shop for local people!
There'sh nothing for you here!
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I live in Amsterdam have done for ten years..
Buying and smoking weed is legal in Holland ?
Like most forrins I thought great its legal here right? Wrong..
There is no actual law for it, its "Tolerated" but there are laws about possession and cultivation.
Every coffee shop owner is breaking laws on a daily basis though..
They have licenses to sell stuff that's ileagle, its actually illeagle for them to stock the shop in the first place. An owner could be picked up in the street and done for possession if they are stocking up their shop even though he owns the shop and license.
Each shop has a limit of how many grams can be stored in the shop (think its 60 grams - not 100% sure) and this limit basically makes unworkable especially in a downtown Amsterdam shop that could sell kilos a day.
I have been in a shop when the police rolled in with portable fingerprint scanners and digital scales and searched everyone and took details. The shop was closed down for two weeks for having too much behind the counter.
Why did this happen? a week before the police had to come to break a fight outside (not the first time) so they decided to crack down on them using the full power of the law, their "toleration"ran out.
Just like in the UK you can done for possession of even a joint, you speak to a cop the wrong way and piss them off and yes in Holland you can get fined for even one joint.
Cultivation -Its legal to grow some plants isn't it? they "Tolerate" you to be able to grow 5 plants in your garden.
The same law applies here for possession when its dry and bagged up. So you could get a kilo or more from the 5 plants but then be breaking the possession law.
They "tolerate" around 30 grams in your house - so in effect if you get complained about the police could roll in and take a kilo from you and leave you with 30 grams and confiscate the plants and any seeds you have.
I have fallen fowl of this law myself, I had twenty plants on my roof garden. One of my kind neighbours made a complaint to the local beat bobby and one Sunday morning at 8am I had 6 cops (with guns) at my front door demanding access to the roof. Stupidly I let them in because I was in a hungover state, I should have held out and let them get a warrant, they asked me to choose which 5 I wanted to keep and snapped the others in half and took them away with them. I got a written ticket for this, no fine no police record but a stern ticking off by the head cop, I just played the stupid forrin and told them I thought you could have 20 plants not 5 and they let me off with a proper charge, I guess if i was an asshole to them about it all they could have used the law on me resulting in a record and a fine.

Seeds - Its totally legal to sell seeds in shops isn't it? yes they seed companies operate under strict licenses and they have legally sanctioned grow rooms.

So the point in all of this to me is this, if they bring in this weed pass for Dutch nationals only it will have to have a law behind it. Weed then by the back door becomes legal.
Also each city council will be able to vote to uphold this law or not, so of course Amsterdam city council will vote no and forrins will be "tolerated" to be able to buy weed again.
So maybe its not such a bad thing, it could be that the govt have dropped the ball here and do not realise what they are actually doing. I saw a minister on the TV the other talking about this topic and he was totally ignorant of the current laws and "toleration's" so we are hoping that this guy had a good say as to what these new laws are about - if so it could be really a WIN! that is not expected.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post If the rest of Europe pulled its finger out
and had the same toleration laws then this wouldn't be a problem
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree but..
The EU tide is against Holland in all of this.
They want the same rules to govern each EU state and Holland is the only one "tolerating" like this.
Belgium and Germany really want to make this happen on this specific topic because they are sick of people driving across the borders to get weed. They have special weed police patrolling the border crossings looking for suspects, I have been searched a couple of times on both sides of the border and also once on a train going to Berlin.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
This is a link post Iconoclast game
could be a perfect Friday game - where can I get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post R.I.P. Zippy
Roy Skelton, voice of the Daleks and Rainbow's Zippy and George, dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This makes me sad :(

(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post sad news indeed. He was a ripe old age at least

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I feel like I did when the guy who voiced Basil Brush died....
empty and sad.
R.I.P. Bungle and co. Legends till the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
This is a link post Sexie sexie sexie lady
watch out for stalker luls at around 1:20
(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Isn't that a breach of the Trades Descriptions Act?
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at the muffin top on that!
*gone blind*
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

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