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This is a link post Feel Good Friday anyone?
I have a date tonite with a real girl!

So I thought I would share some of my joy.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You know that using the link below to create a female set of details
doesn't count right?

Lola Lyons
10 Ploughley Rd
TITCHMARSH

29 year old IT manager (into tech then) whose O+ blood type means she can give you blood if you ever need it. I can give you her mobile number if yours doesn't work out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Fnarr
You said "tit"
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
And "plough".
 (SlantedScience, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 3:09, Reply)
This is a normal post huhu huhu huhu
"marsh"
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember
Real women are weird, but plastic women are wipe clean.
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good luck mate.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post He perfomed this at Glastonbury.
I found it really really weird seeing Paul Simon sing it only ever ever having seen Chevy Chase. It seemed like a cover version...
 (RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Putting whore-red nail varnish on your right-hand =/= "date tonite with a real girl"

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a hankering
to watch this video this week. So I did. For years I thought Paul Simon was Chevy Chase.
 (MyFakeName, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:39, Reply)
This is a link post Want a new identity?
This site thinks one up for you.

Pleased to meet you -- I'm Tony Goddard.
 (mingeswingers, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Pleased to meet you.
I'm Baillie Smith, Rotary Drill Operator.... apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post A pleasure to meet you too
My name is Mason Riley, I live in Exeter and am 74 years old and am a Prepress worker
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post How the fuck did it know I was 90 kilos?!

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm James Field, Management Scientist.
Rather scarily, they got my height correct. I need to move to West Worthing, though - is it nice there, anyone?

Edit: It's on one of those streets where everyone parks on the road because they've converted their garages into a bar/games room/Hindu shrine.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post heheh! I live in broadwater. tis just along the road...
west worthing is the posher part of worthing!

EDIT : Funnily enough when we moved into our gaff the previous owners had turned one of the lounges into a hindu type shrine.... it had wallpaper only fit for an indian takeaway...
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Woot ! cool

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi boys
I'm Alice Peacock, a 45 year old Boilermaker.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
This is a link post Serbian Choir

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:51, Reply)
This is a link post Precision drumming of a military sort
Silly outfits but l33t skillz on the old drummy-things
 (I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post thats ace
they aren't very secret though
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Infact it's like they're trying to be exposed.
This is military drumming at its finest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a dropped drumstick
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The Swiss special forces are on to it!

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Back on topic of the day, I've been musing and this whole thing is like a UK version of The Wire

I'm sure you could get 5 series out of it, starting with the tabloids as the focus and their hired private investigators doing the eavesdroppinng in Series 1.

Then Series 2, focuses on the Police as they get the bribes too and start investigating this Glenn Mulcaire chap. They tap his office, discovering all his hacking etc on a huge scale.

Series 3, Clive Goodman and Glenn Mulcaire get sent to prison while the cover up begins as the focus for this season. News Int execs/Police failure the focus.

Series 4, 2009 and the story resurfaces, more attempted burying. Politics, Cameron moving into power with News Int's blessing.

Series 5, Now it all explodes, all the years of set up and the final payoffs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post or just bring back The Bill
Two 1 hour specials, an explosion, Reg Hollis comes out as a gay sex terrorist - then explodes. The end.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Series 5
You don't think that Cameron & pals will oil up and get away with one?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This is ridiculous!
...imagine the potential for a metal band where they are holding down the rhythm.
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Few things louder and better
than a good marching band when they go close by.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 3:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Should be in Afghanistan
Imagine that lot coming over the hill towards the Talibs. They'd shit themselves.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The Swiss never go to war...
So they've nowt better to do than to practice drumming!
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 7:56, Reply)
This is a link post Didn't realise it was quite so easy to hack iPhone voicemails I made this!
Apple should be ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! timoncheese MEDIBOT, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't work for me.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post like the description.."the news of the world paper is shut cos they hacked some voicemails but thats not fair cos its soooooo easy to do."
twatard
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Relax
honestly...
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one Trevor Watson,
way to stay anonymous ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's okay I can make up any name I want, if you deny it that just makes it more plausible.
It's inconceivable that I could possibly know your real name :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That or he has been watching the princess bride too much.

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Does the punchline come as a DVD extra?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
Stewart Lee has seriously gone downhill
 (ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post "pacific"?
really?
 (savage^, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard "specific"

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You have
rubash ears.
 (savage^, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)
This is a link post One of my favourite Wildhearts songs
and wouldn't you know, it seems to be all topical and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Like
like like like.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously
If you dont like the Hearts, there is something wrong in your brain.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)
This is a link post Indinyan
Sure this had been posted, but here it is again?

Anyhoo, in more important news, see this;

twitter.com/#!/TheSunOnSunday

Let them know how you feel about the News of the World re-branding, if you're feeling fiesty. It would also be fun to target any advertisers they get on board.
Interested parties who want to do fun Twitter japes, add me;
twitter.com/#!/Dekionplexis

^_________^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That twitter account doesn't look tongue in cheek at all!

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It was inactive for three years, I just started it up again.
For japes!
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Extended version!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmhe9bm8SoE
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post here's a handy list to start you off
^_____________________^

www.b3ta.com/talk/7238571
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:49, Reply)
This is a normal post this needs to be posted 10 times a day :D

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
That cat is like "WTF"
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post so that's what happened to Bagpuss

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
That kitteh is ripped to the tits on teh 'nip
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor kid, there will be a hate campaign started against her.
Like what happened to 'bin-cat-woman'
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post thats funny
hard to know whether the cat is enjoying it or not.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 4:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I really dont think it is
hence the miaowing and the attempts to claw its way off
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
This is a link post Evil Dead: The Musical
oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

i want to seeeeeee
 (chocolatelemming, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post 8¬o

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post yes yes yes and yes
With a side order of fuck yeah!
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post yes it started in Canada in 2003
last posted here 2007
www.b3ta.com/links/72200

still waiting for a touring production : )
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 0:54, Reply)
This is a link post has rebekah brooks been sacked yet?
hahaha

ron seal.
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much just
www.guardian.co.uk/media/blog/2011/jul/07/news-of-the-world-closes-live-coverage for those that want to see the latest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This means he will be questioned and released in time for supper at Chequers
tomorrow evening. Murdoch must have some shit on Cameroon, better than Mossad probably.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Coulson should be jailed too
shame the 'Sunday Sport' is no longer with us to provide salacious details of his shower exploits
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post She'll get off scott free
Looks like the cheeky fuckers sort of had this closure on the cards anyway -ish. this article is from last week...

www.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade/2011/jun/28/newsinternational-rebekahwade
 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post JP has no credibility in mine eyes
He is Lord of Rhetoric?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Lord of Cunts

(I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)
This is a link post Poor lady shes had no luck

(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Creepy!
 (chuffster, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)
This is a link post Andy Coulson to be arrested tomorrow
with another person who hasn't been named.


Update: Leslie Ash being interviewed by C4 said that her lawyer has been in contact with the Mail about dubious goings on too.

/hopes mail fails blog
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post as the ginger one has said on twitter
How nice of the police to give him notice.
 (horrid, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post also footballers are pleased as they can all cheat freely from next weekend pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post the ginger one? (TJ)
Do you mean the Irish Guy who won the Next(tm) Model Compo? Was that posted up here at all? I know the orig link to vote for him was... anyways, good luck to the lad.

also YES TAKE THAT COULSON YOU CUNT, and please please please please let it be ms brooks. Ross Kemp would be well pleased lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post oh lol
this is cause for celebration

youtu.be/2wdw64aHYXA
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god
that is brill
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post that
is full of win
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Dekionplexis
sometimes I'm afraid of you
sometimes I love you

this time is one of the latter
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ^_________________________^

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That has
won the internet this week :)
 (Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear Hugh Grant,
Thanks for dicking over the News of the World. Any chance you could do the Daily Mail next?

Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post We're sorry for what we said about Love Actually, Mr. Grant.
Was a bit shit though wasn't it? But yeah, if you could do that, it'd be smashing. Ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
This is a link post Fellow B3tans, can you settle an argument: Is this faked?
My mate reckons it is faked and he is a bit of a wiz at the old CGI stuff.
I think it's real but I only do photoshop (static images).
(I helped save b3ta! underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
Planes can't do handbrake turns like that out of shot. There is an airport where the first flyover really happens right up over the beach though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAfQwDizpRo - Pause it at 21 seconds and try and figure how far it is off the ground.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post looks very fake
would have been all over the news if it was real too
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake
As Jordan's tits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post that's double fake

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake McFakerson
You can tell from the pixels and the fact it is quite shit
 (I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i ran it through my C.S.I enhancement computer,
and yes - the it can tell from the pixels that it is indeed fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ENHANCE!

(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *types rapidly, beeps*

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Polarise the IP address trace!
IP 257.228.746.544
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Backtrack the IP to the server mainframe through the ram card graphics engine.
enhance....
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post fake on toast!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It could be real
If I remember rightly, when the plane went out of shot, the survivors of that crash ended up spending 6 years on that island battling Polar Bears and black smoke.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the beginning of Lost?

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Original:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd7KKPbLPSg
 (Brain Licker Follow me, I'm right behind you., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Beat me to it
Watch this guys if you're still not sure...
 (MikeyNiv can coin snatch 32 pennies, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post as James May would say
Oh cock!
 (I helped save b3ta! underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post or as Richard Hammond would say...
Oh cock!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw bugger!
Fake it is then.

I still think it looks real.

Thanks guys!
 (I helped save b3ta! underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Fakity fakity fake.
And if I can tell, it must be.

Also, the fact that it disappears at 0:06, and then reappears a few seconds later without having moved at all is a bit of a giveaway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Fakety fake-fake
/autocomplete

Lighting's crap, the plane is in completely the wrong position after overflying the cameraman, and it looks about twice the size of a real 737 as it flies behind the hotel.

Water effects are pretty though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post you lot are very clever
I'm not. I admit that...now

*cock*

Sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "very clever" = have eyes, can see

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:31, Reply)
This is a link post The End Of News Of The World As We Know It I made this!
And I feel fine
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo. TOTP next week?
Adam Curtis's blog is always worth a read, this was from a while back www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adamcurtis/2011/01/rupert_murdoch_-_a_portrait_of.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post it was spooky
I had no idea of the news when I was recording it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha aceness
nice harmonies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Does anyone know who the advertisers will be for
twitter.com/#!/TheSunOnSunday

Another auto tweet page might be fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post SPLENDID!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post top stuff

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i think i love you

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Follow up with a cover of Texas'
Here comes the Sunday Sun...
...it burns my skin...
 (I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 8:24, Reply)
This is a link post A Parisian B3tan's Balcony?
Strolling through Monmatre a couple of weeks ago, trying to escape the herds of American tourists, con artists and pick-pockets around the Sacre-Coeur, I was stopped in my tracks by a superb balcony design that could have only come from someone who's spent a lot of time drawing CDCs...
 (Danger Moose is saving ferris on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post But surely these are not crudely done?
they look almost perfect.
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Cant spot what I should be spotting.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ironwork looks like cocks.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:13, Reply)
This is a link post The Dyton Brothers:The best free runners of Faggs Road
Bless 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post They've got talent
they've earned their title
 (quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._­.') nyan!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post CONCRETE ARE OUR CLOTHES
BOLLARDS ARE OUR SHOES

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fguFfc5y3mo

GRAFITTI!!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post TBH All freerunning is absolute gash.
Ey up Herbs, how was the weekend? You missed a blinding St Paul's. Friends all came back to ours afterwards for beer in the sun, real shame you couldn't make it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That was their point exactly..
little piss takers..
I had a lovely weekend, it was part Wicker Man and part Digby, but had fun. I heard the carnival was brilliant.:-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It'd've been more brillianter if you'd've been supping beer on our terrace too. Admiring the view.
Lots & lots & lots of young blokes having wees facing us across the grass.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post pics
or it didn't happen
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post D'aawww
The curse of modern childhood. None of my shit 'radio programmes' are on the interwebs for everyone to laugh at forever, and I'm glad.

*edit* actually there's something afoot. Watched a few more vids from their channel and it's actually hilarious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)
'I free ran all the way up Big Ben, done a back flip and landed on the London eye'.
I just been watching their other stuff too, chuffing ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Future piss taking B3tans
Good work boys.
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
This is a link post The Dirty Digger Speaks
So Goodbye Then News of the Screws
"Read all the biggest stories here first"
was your motto,
but we weren't going to
even wrap our chips in it
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Best thing about that link
is the advert at the top of the page "get a 4-week free trial to access the full notw.co.uk site"
 (quadraspazzed on a lifeglug .,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._­.') nyan!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting.
I wonder if they'll sacrifice the newspaper to cover people's arses?

Edit: oh, they have (or at least attempted to). Not clear from that page.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Also noted..
URLs logged by anonymous company for
www.thesunonsunday.com and www.thesunonsunday.co.uk

Can't sue a company if it's not there can you?
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)
This is a link post Very interesting article by the Torygraph's political editor.
Quite a few words but I do wonder if Mr Cameron would have read it and gulped today...
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell
"Mr Cameron must account for his actions. We need an explanation of how he came to hire Mr Coulson, what checks were made, what advice was taken. We need a checklist of those not so innocent social meetings with Mrs Brooks."

That could have come from The Guardian, and would normally be mocked accordingly by Tory Boy's supporters. Here's hoping this will run & run.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)

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