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This is a link post Now Looks Like Then I made this!
this is a pop video i just made, there is actually a naked lady in it but i no one has noticed it yet so probably still suitable for work.
(wankdog, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't find the naked lady,
but I saw lots of hills that looked a bit like boobies.

I quite like boobies.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
nice tune too
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!!
Spot on!!

I was talking about how fashion has changed over the last decade or so with a colleague at work today and saying that in the past when you went over to that there France, you could always tell the difference between the French kids and the Brits because the clothes that the French wore appeared to be about a decade out of date and were normally things like shell suits. These days the opposite is true. You can spot the Brits a mile off because they just look so fucking ridiculous! I guess that when fashion sense is dictated by footballers, big brother participants and Cheryl Cole, it's inevitable really...
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear. Dad's impotent rage at the waning of his youth, looks & virility; and the inevitable, crepuscular creep towards senility & ultimately death
manifested as an inability to appreciate that his son's generation is different to his own, as in turn was his to his father's.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post But they are stupid jeans, he's quite on the ball, they look ridiculous.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno
there's a difference between other generations where clothing was a bit crazy and funny-looking, and this particular example of a pair of trousers that make it impossible to even walk normally. I'm with the dad on this one. Nothing wrong with wearing skinny jeans if that's the look you want, but at least make sure you can perform basic functions like walking and sitting in them!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Balls. I remember getting *exactly* the same treatment of my dad for a pair of black bondage/goth trousers when I was in my teens.
...that my father's observations were utterly correct is irrelevant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha! Fair enough!
I think the most impractical clothing I ever had was ridiculously baggy jeans that went with the whole BMX/dirt jumping thing. The inside of the left leg was shredded on the chain-wheel and nearly caused several accidents. That said, being a bit shredded and ingrained with bike oil/grease was part of 'the look'!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! I've done that too.
Christ, I've worn some terrible trousers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I know...
I have had to look at you in real life.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post at least
he wears trousers... not like sir flaps of piss.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I know your nuts hurt

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post No i wasn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You keep dreaming stubby

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hohohoho
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know if you're a Stern fan, but
I used to love when Sal and Richard would prank call into his public access show...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJxDiTW0nL8
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Stern used to have the best pixelated boobs and clear thongs on E!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I know...
I was die-hard fan for over a decade, but the show went downhill fast on Sirius XM...Cancelled my subscription back in December, and only stayed on that long because they offered me some ridiculous pricing to not cancel in 2010...I think I only paid for 3 months and got the rest of the year free...
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post Great Outtakes from a Muppet Xmas special
Frank Oz and his co-hort do a great double act
Goes on for a bit. But that doesnt stop it from being entertaining! :D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That was brill.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post a bit GC but funny too :-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcMP90xT0sQ
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post aye
but worth another watch! GC be damned! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Move. The fucking. Milk churn.

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent :)
Love this kind of surreal improv
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Love this.
What a talented bunch.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This is a link post The Flatulence Syndrome I made this!
More Star Trek tomfoolery.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent :)
I have boldly clicked.
 (Leemondus, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant as always hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's something to pass the time on those long-haul space flights.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than charting gaseous anomolies.

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post classy!
Or should I say... Gassy? :D
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post How can he not have followed through with that one?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He did
that's why he won.

From what I gathered.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely!
Clicktenstein.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this and click

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic
farts are funny; official.
 (boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Just marvellous AGAIN!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
..GREAT!
 (I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Inspired
and inspiring as ever- muy clicky! Coincifentally, I just finished this: soundcloud.com/unclebastard-1/a-la-farte-flac
 (I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a link post Whale shark sucks fish out of hole in fishing net
Ronseal

Sucks almost as well as your mother etc.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Now the other sack.......
fat git nearly emptied it.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I deep throat
Nature will find away.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post om nom nom nom

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Whale sharks are awesome.
Little remora fish nearly gets sucked in as well, silly bugger.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That was mighty
impressive...
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's about how hungry I was...
...when I got back from work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This is how many B3ta weekends are reported.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:29, Reply)
This is a link post For Pissy. NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post 'you look like spiderman'
Haha!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Some great humour in '4 Lions'..........
'Thessle, you look like a Pakistani Spiderman'

*edit* -----mindpiss-----
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:42, Reply)
This is a link post Saying 'Merry Christmas' is worse than killing someone, according to this gentleman.
My neighbour said it to me today, I will call the police now.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Bomb the mosque!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post punch yourself in the face

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post And how about you fuck off back to /talk?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post got out of the wrong side of bed this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Relax, "punch yourself in the face" is a Four Lions reference
blame Chris Morris.
 (EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Radicalize the moderates!

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post He is a cunt.
And he needs a fucking shave, he looks like a twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
if you lack a moustache,
but do have a beard,
then may i inform you,
you're decidedly weird
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever
I'm keeping it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
Makes one look like an oddball'ish gnome
 (Sherbs, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Mujahidin, brother

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post well he's got a point.
I fucking hate Christmas.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you loved the little baby jesus all wrapped up swaddling clothes?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post he did his best work as an adult, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What did he do before he became famous?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post helped his dad in the workship maybe, I dunno.
There's some weird ass shit in the Infancy Gospel of Thomas, but nobody takes that very seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I have my doubts about Thomas.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Doubting Thomas!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post the best bits of the bible
are the bits no one takes very seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post the bits I like the most
are the bits that atheists cite as the worst bits.

Like the bit where Elisha is getting mocked by a bunch of kids, and he curses them in the name of the Lord, and they get eaten by bears. I love that bit. Totally wish I could do that sometimes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And the bit when mohammed pops some wheelies on his BMX, that was so cool.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post atheists who cite "the worst bits" of the bible really wind me up
Very rarely have they read the whole book (mind you, same goes for a lot of people who call themselves christians) There's some *great* stuff in there, in parts it's a very entertaining read.

The problem is never with the book, it's with the people that interpret it - and that leads me back to my point which was that the bits people take incredibly seriously (and use as an excuse to be a bit-of-a-dick about things) often seem to be the least interesting bits.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post they can't see the wood for the trees

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Genesis.
Jacob is tricked by Laban, the father of Rachel and Leah. Jacob asks for Rachel so that he can "go in unto her." But Laban gives him Leah instead, and Jacob "went in unto her [Leah]" by mistake. Jacob was fooled until morning -- apparently he didn't know who he was going in unto. Finally they worked things out and Jacob got to "go in unto" Rachel, too. 29:21-30
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post that whole story line
is a bit lolShakespeare.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking maybe an early E.L. James.
Fuck! now there is an idea!!!!

Edit: Dammit, eroticbiblefanfics.blogspot.co.uk/

maybe we could do a quran one instead
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 50 Shades of Goy

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post plenty of material here
wikiislam.net/wiki/Qur'an,_Hadith_and_Scholars:Wives_and_Concubines_of_Muhammad
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorted, just have to autoreplace the word qu'ran for the word cock and concubines for fat s ho's
then to find me a publishing house.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Blasphemy! He said it again!
Are there any women here today?
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post he's only making it worse for himself

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fwow him to the fwoor
Swike him centuwion, vewwy wuphly! You wait til Biggus Dickus hears of this!
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's closed-minded
tunnel-visioned people like this that give the human race a bad name. Glad we're not all like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post BUT HE SAID IT !!!

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Jehovah!

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a link post miclic*
Having lunch, go team America

*gay acronym
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This is a normal post I love the smell of porridge in the morning, reminds me of victory.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I just got that link emailed to me, nice one.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't a MICLIC
a line of charges, rather than a one-off?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a link post Augmented reality sandbox with real-time water simulation.
Ronnie McSealant. Awesome.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I likes that
but I can't help thinking that all this could be done with a bucket of water
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Or piss, hot piss.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor
Thats pretty clever that is
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a link post Angry Man doesn't like BT calling NSFW
See, Northerners really are more friendly!
(Leemondus, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone needs a wee nap. LOL

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That's what I feel like doing whenever I get a cold caller, I'm too polite though and just hang up as soon as I realize it's nothing important.
 (Ursafluff, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Telephone Preference Service
Simples.
 (SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I notice Pissflaps
hasn't commented
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he handled that well
The callee that is. The cold caller should've fucked off the first time he was told.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It wasn't me!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post there's nothing quite like screaming down the phone
at someone who's likely working minimum wage doing a job they hate.

Totally satisfying. Much better than saying 'sorry, I'm not interested' and hanging up.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a link post Don't Talk to Strangers

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That stranger really fancied those kids.
I bet he fucked them.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post @1:14 "Find a relative, a friend, a big brother or sis
a teacher, a policeman, but never do this, dont talk to strangers!"

Never dont talk to strangers?!?

This is a pro pedo song.
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Pedo in a speedo at 5 o'clock!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Needs more Ronnie James Dio.
 (Megamoss, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a link post Robbery on a jewellers is thwarted by an elderly lady!
It would have been better if she had a semi-automatic 9mm but she does very well with her shopping bag. The chavs on mopeds get fucked-up ;-))
(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post And she didn't have a gun!!
It's nice to see that people still respect their elders.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut up you old cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm young and svelte :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's bad to keep lying, you are only hurting yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post AFTER TABS
we can get a car park up there
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post After Tabs we can get the Large Hadron Collider up there!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You're all going on ignore.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't turn a bag into a phallic symbol
so the good ol boys can't stroke off to the little pops and tinkles of spent casings hitting the pavement...so, in my country, unfortunately, this video could not be cool. I think it is, though....clicks
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did it take
an old woman to go over and stop them before everyone else stepped in?!
 (ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This. They act like cats.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps the old lady values her life less than the younger people
I can't imagine I'd run at a gang of blokes swinging sledgehammers
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly
but value her life so small to save a jewelers from getting robbed.........that's she is nowhere near? I do like the idea of swinging sledgehammers though! That'd sort them out good!

Edit - Cracking post on the main page Happy!
 (ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Bath salts?

(DeSade - is grannyfappin, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It was the new invigorating Radox scent
that pushed her to do it
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Some old ladies get to the stage were they just dont give a fuck any more.
Take Tabs for instance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably because everyone else would think they would get their head taken off by the hammer
whereas she believed they wouldn't hurt an old lady.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess it's the assumption that even criminals won't fight back against an elderly lady
whereas if a young bloke had run in there he'd be liable to get stabbed. That's not to downplay the bravery of what she did.
 (I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post because old people's lives have no value

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't this on Jimmy Carr a few months back
Or possibly the end of the year quiz. Fair enough to her though :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You have just admitted to the world that YOU are the person that watches Jimmy Carr hahahahahahahahaahahahah

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I could say I'm a taxman
but none of them have caught up with him yet :p
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't this on links a few months back?
months ago (or am I missing the point about its fakeness?)
 (Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone buy one of these Cameras?

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This is a normal post Nope, looks a bit strange.
Really tempted by the new Polaroid though:

store.polaroid.com/product/9/538436/POLZ2300/_/Instant_Digital_Camera_-_Z2300
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I see yours is half the price
The strange Lytro one I think will sell well with bookface users
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This is a normal post To be fair advertising a camera on the strength of the fact you don't have to shoot in focus is quite insulting, if you can't shoot in focus you shouldn't be taking pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The moral of this story is always shoot them in the face.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
shoot rape
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Focus boobs, focus face, focus boobs, focus face, focus boobs, focus face, focus boobs, focus face,
https://www.lytro.com/living-pictures/35739
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I really can't see the point of them
unless you can get a photo with it in focus all the way through somehow, so you could have a f1.8 lens but still have a deep depth of field
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Price for basic
$399.00

no thanks
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This is a normal post I can actually see these working for Astro-photography
not sure the techs up to scratch yet though. With astro, it's incredibly difficult to get good focus and maintain it well. If this kind of tech could be applied to long exposure photography, it could be a huge benefit!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a link post Two armed robbers misunderstand Florida's conceal-carry law.
No women raped, no men beaten in the making of this video.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid or Brave
probably ex cop or military will balls to do that
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This is a normal post Move and fire and move and fire!
Reminds me of that scene in Alan Partridge for some odd reason ;)
Gj old fella you scared them off ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing but the social compact keeps people from hurting others. When it breaks down, one hopes someone like this is around.
Sadly, that was not the case in Mexico where armed thugs raped girls at a summer camp.

www.vcstar.com/news/2012/jul/14/gunmen-attack-church-camp-out-in-mexico-rape-7/
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad I read this comment before watching it as having that in my head made it all the more enjoyable :D

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! I was thinking exactly the same!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched that scene just last night!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he miss
or is it just not a very powerful gun?

Genuine question.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Despite what one sees on television, it is almost impossible to intentionally shoot a gun out of a hand
Here, he was moving, was 15-20 feet away and the targets were moving. When a person gets a conceal carry permit, they drill into your mind that you MUST know what is behind the target because it is likely that some of your shots will miss.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post How are you supposed to do it?
Intentionally shoot it out your arse?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you mean to post this on your BSDM thread?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The myth of pistols
Pistols are incredibly difficult to fire accurately over even short distances. You need to train and train and even then your accuracy is lousy the second you have to fire quickly at a moving target. Holywood makes it look easy but this video is the norm ...especially when its a doddery old block firing
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post blanks?

(Sawdustman now with added giro. again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine question....
What's the law about shooting guys in the back?
[edit]
mind the piss
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post They were armed and who can say that they wouldn't run behind a counter and return fire.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post America.
What a place!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry, I don't think ANYTHING you post
is ever going to convince me that allowing machines that make killing people easy to be widely available in society is a good thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Amen to that....

(DeSade - is grannyfappin, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post EXCELLENT! Well done that man for shooting them!
I think it is a good idea to permit guns in society, but not allow chavs or other scum have licenses for them. That way only nice people like me can have them and slowly we can erase the scum from society.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done that man.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Guns don't kill people
old retired army men do
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a link post Wernicke's Aphasia
It's a real disorder you can get after a stroke...apparently, it makes you pet onions, among other things...
(DeSade - is grannyfappin, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
That girl on the right has a berry hevvy burtation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC2nC6NPYp4
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm....

.....although she'd probably call it a toaster.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post this is some kind of psychology class presentation, not an actual sufferer
the girl on the right is a bad actress
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this.
(and would).
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post (gets cock out) 'and what's this then?'

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ONION!

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Acorn ?

(I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 'however they cannot understand spoken or written things'.
"You have Aphasia?"

"Yes."

Doesn't that kind of make it all a load of crap? I'm not saying there isn't such a disorder, but clearly she hasn't got it.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)
This is a link post Japanese Yodel Chicken
Posted by Dave from C&H on Reddit.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just about to post this.
*shakes fist*




*Yodels*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
Just why?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Japan, init?
Apparently they know we can see them but couldn't give a fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post True...
And I do hope that fact never changes. :D
 (Ursafluff, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post good grief, this is old!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post autotuned yodelling?
*head desk*
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the Japanese version of
The Wire.
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a link post You Park Like A Cunt stickers and ticket books now available to the masses.
I ummed and ahhed about whether or not I should post this.
Basically, my blog (which wouldn't be the same without B3TA's influence) depicting the daily doings of cunts the length and breadth of the land who can't park their cars has started selling car stickers, books of parking tickets and a bunch of other stuff.
Had some great comments from people here about the site so thanks. I hope this isn't seen a cynical attempt to get people to buy the site's stuff, because it is. Well, a bit maybe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You spam like a gentleman!
spamming cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Spam Cunt!


Only kidding, hope you make lots of lovely riches from your endeavors.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post SNEEZEPOINT

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Much obliged to you sir. I will use my wealth to save teh interwebs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Some good ones in there mate *click*

(Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post is the idea that people stick those stickers on cars that are parked badly?

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Tee hee hee
I'm picturing people who don't know when they're taking a joke too far getting punched in the head. Brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah should be fun

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You never know if you are sticking your ticket on someone like Kenneth Noye's car

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit!
I parked next to someone who had parked like a cunt just yesterday. Twas a convertable, parked at a jaunty angle on the line between two spaces. Driver was gone but I gave the passenger my best British look of filth.

What I _should_ have done is take some photos and tell him I was submitting them to your website.

Damn, damn, damn...
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is correct. You livez and learnz.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit, I needed some of the tickets at the weekend
Driving round and round the car parks and every space actually turned out to be an Audi Q7 parked slap bang on the line between two spaces.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sow much do we get off?

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you asking Fray for a snog?
/awkward
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You didn't say "Bentos"
*amazed*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I think someone is moving into your territory
www.youparklikeanasshole.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace! Those tshirts are ace!
I must get some immediately!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's the spirit ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always wanted a t-shirt with the word cunt on it
*throws money at screen*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Im gonna buy some of these for my missus.
She will love them!
If you made bad driver ones id buy them too.

Well done bentos.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 6:50, Reply)
This is a link post Old Homosexual Warning Video
had to post this, if only for the title.

GC be damned !!!




(as Im posting for hitch-hiking tips)
(Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This will reignite Bready's
PTSD
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This is a normal post point on the teddy where he touched you......

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it warn us about them being horrid internet bullies?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll be getting a bit of this later..........

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *squints*
We charging by the pixel these days or what?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post THERE!


Now someone will moan its too big!!


story of my life
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Curse you jams....this led me to looking for other Sid Davis productions
and then onto this: archive.org/details/prelinger and then onto this archive.org/details/movies and now I can't get out.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post My work here is done.........

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm,
Shark and bridge... Is this real?
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:50, Reply)

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