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The Onion on Aurora shooting
satire that pretty much nails the truth
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:32,
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'Guns don't kill people, people kill people" etc etc :(
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:04,
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Bill Hicks said:
"...And there's no connection...And you'd be a fool and a communist for making one...No connection between having a gun and shooting someone with it; and not having a gun and not shooting someone. No connection at all, there've been studies made..."
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Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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Forensic psychiatrist & Charlie Brooker's take on the media's attention on and publicising of mass shootings...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PezlFNTGWv4
Grim yet on the money.
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FangedParakeet, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 3:20,
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Film plot never done before shocker!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 8:56,
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I'd be cheering on the robots
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 8:58,
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I was reading the synopsis thinking "What's this - a new offering from 'SyFy Channel'? "
Then I saw it was a Spielberg.
Wow. Just, wow...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:06,
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I'll steer well clear of that then
Spielberg is a clumsy hack, second only to James Cameron in his openly manipulative directing.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:22,
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Spielberg
the most successful film producer ever.
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:31,
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Looks ace
*Cheers in binary*
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:12,
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I didn't get past 'Man Kind'
seriously? when did we start breaking up words and capitalising them?
The Future: Syl La Ble Spell Ing For Im Pact
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JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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maybe it's an ironic statement from one robot to another when they discuss why the robots rose in revolt
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:26,
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I have a theory about film rights, can anyone with inside knowledge tell me if this is off base:
Studio execs wanted to make a film about a generic robot apocalypse, because they are unimaginative and timid and want a proven story audiences already know. But if they make one up themselves, they run the risk of being sued by one or more of the many existing rights owners behind the multitude of robot apocalypse stories.
So they find some unknown book nobody's read much (in this case, one not even out yet) and buy the rights, then make whatever film they were going to make anyway.
Plausible?
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Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:19,
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And this isn't iRobot?
or Terminator hmmm… maybe I'm missing the point.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:09,
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BBC One documentary about Chernobyl
Ade Edmondson plays Valery Legasov in this very good documentary about the Chernobyl disaster, all ten parts are there if you click the uploaders username. Very interesting and eye-opening.
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Testicles just for you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 7:43,
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Hey!
Nice find!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 7:58,
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nice
watching it now
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fulcannelli, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 8:52,
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Saves for later
thanks
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 8:56,
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Me too.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:55,
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"Chernobyl fall off"
AH HAHAHA HAHA!!!!!
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:38,
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Since YouTube is such a PITA to navigate these days:
Part 2.
Part 3.
Part 4.
Part 5.
Part 6.
Horses.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:18,
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^horse link
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:35,
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^ Killjoy
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:51,
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I've changed the link title
Ruiner.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:12,
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Eddie Hitler...
blew up Chernobyl, nice!
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:19,
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Just watched it all now
Very good indeed and intersting, Chernobyl happened two months before I was born and I often wonder what would have happened to me if I was there.
Also Ade Edmondson's portrayal of Legasov was awesome, I don't think I've seen him in anything serious like this.
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Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:47,
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Never seen him in Filthy, Ritch and Catflap then?
Your missing out.....
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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:50,
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Thanks a lot
Good watch that!
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Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:07,
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excellent film.i need a pint now tho..
..of vodka.
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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Just finished watching
amazing viewing - thanks for the linky!
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:59,
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25mins of stompy Dutch techno
Backed by one of the most impressive pyrotechnic displays I've seen. Am olde now, but if there's a 2013 one of these I might have to book a weekend abroad and dad-dance to it.
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GoldenAppel Quadrospazzed on a life-glug, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 3:17,
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wow, great light show
Dutch techo sounds like Eurovision on steroids, or in mathmatical terms, sh!t squared
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fulcannelli, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 7:38,
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that is amazing, i wanna go!
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 8:11,
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Defqon 1 :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:32,
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I wonder how many people actually watch the footage they record? when professional videos like this exist
I know i rarely do, which is why i stopped recording events / gigs like this. I just enjoy them with my own eyes.
Looked like a jolly good outing. I bet way more people would have been raving if they werent filming the whole bloody thing on their shitty cameraphones
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:11,
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very much this
My missus goes to gigs and misses half of it because she's too busy trying to film or photograph the stage. Then she buys the official DVD when it gets released anyway! FFS
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:38,
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Camera Phones
are the new glowstix
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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My idea of being stuck in one of the layers of Dante's hell
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:25,
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I live in Holland
Ued to organise parties over here exactly for this reason.
The Dutch party scene is just so terrible! and has been for the 15 years I have been here.
This just sums it up really - all fur coat and no knickers~!
15 years of playing exactly the same wasp in a bottle - nursery rhymes - gibberish English words jumbled together spoken by a 3rd rate movie trailer voice over guy - ring tone music.
The Dutch have no sense of taste or meaning in music.
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:36,
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adorable
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Dry Rubbish, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:15,
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A historical link.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 7:42,
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Painting my own Helmet
I made this!
I was bored so I painted my helmet.
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:36,
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Isn't it illegal to paint helmet?
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:41,
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It's fine if you do more than one.
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Dijital Flouncing Back!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:49,
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Oh THAT helmet...
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 7:07,
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At last, there is some black in the Union Jack!
and before any pendat pedants crack-up, in 1902 the Lords of the Admiralty confirmed 'Jack' and 'Flag' are both appropriate.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:58,
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Pendat?
Pennant surely?
(I am the aforementioned pennant pedant.)
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:20,
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Joe fail *hangs head in shame*
Hoist by my own petard. I am your dutiful bitch for the next 24 hours.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:29,
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WORLD TRICKING CHAMPIONSHIP
Flipping trickey
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Spin Its a thing., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:17,
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Frickin Trippy!
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:22,
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Tricking Frippy!!
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Spin Its a thing., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:37,
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Fripping Tricky!!
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:12,
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It's tricky tricky tricky HUH!
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:38,
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This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:39,
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I like it
When you sing to yourself.
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PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:57,
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Looks enormously GAYER
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 2:11,
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You're only saying that because you want all those healthy young chaps to bum you.
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 3:07,
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And what's wrong with that?
You MASSIVE RACIST!!!
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:40,
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As a card-carrying gayer,
I can confirm that this is the gayest vid ever.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:59,
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thought I might give it a go...
na, I've just had my toast
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fulcannelli, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 7:46,
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Cunning stunts
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Sherbs, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:32,
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Pretty pictures
Gimme an 'r' Gimme an 'o'. Gimme an 'n' . Gimme an...
Naaah I can't be bothered with all that
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:01,
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Wish you were here.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:24,
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I raise my hand to you.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:28,
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And this bunch do a good live version
Sounds a bit like the Byrds, but good all the same.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YktyYAb4idk
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:55,
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As do these twats:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UCQoooRWoc
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:02,
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You have just ear wormed me
Now I can't go to bed for another hour.
You owe me a new liver.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:07,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gr9P8Abnlk
Edit: with clicky www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gr9P8Abnlk
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:19,
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Good find
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:02,
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On the subject of relaxing music
Have a bit of Portico Quartet.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:19,
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Far to frantic to relax to....
sounds like a backdrop to 'Blackout'
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:21,
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nice
i remember stumbling across them playing in the bar of the ritzy cinema in brixton... first time i'd ever heard anyone playing a gamelan
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Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 6:31,
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thats nice
is it me or is the beat late, latency from the drum machine, feels like a crooked picture i.e. its fine but really bothers me
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fulcannelli, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 7:51,
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Digger the Kangaroo
Awwww!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:32,
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Hop hop hop .... FLOOMP!
=D
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:59,
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This makes me think differently about that "How to catch a kangaroo" vid posted recently
Maybe it's...real?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:02,
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It's probably got something to do with the mothers pouch
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Dijital Flouncing Back!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:51,
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Plop
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:04,
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Poor little mite
Nappy's split and he can't pinch off.
So sad :'(
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:21,
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I didn't watch this
because the preview looks like it is a torso-less animal in a nappy, and I am at least 2 hours away from being into that.
I'm glad I did, though.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:43,
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Nah, its a normal baby kangaroo in a nappy
but half way through the video they cunt it in the fuck.
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Dijital Flouncing Back!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:48,
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I thought that!
But it's a harmless and quite cute video.
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OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:18,
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My favourite source of 'animals in nappies' images is
www.petdiapers.com
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:02,
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wtf
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:36,
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Flosbury flop
Looking at this footage from the -68 Olympics, it's rather hard to believe that the Fosbury flop was considered radical at that time - today he seems like the only sane guy competing.
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Hey Baberuba 6e 65 72 64, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:12,
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thanks for reminding me of this
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:23,
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He was wearing magic pants.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:28,
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someone's been watching Million Pound Drop
M I Rite?
*edit. does anyone care including me? not really
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underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:15,
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I watch it!
not tonight though, wasn't it Slebs? OH GOD I DIDN'T MISS JEDWARD?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:23,
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*Someone* needs to reassess her life priorities.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:44,
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Love the inappropriate spooky music
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mookay immune to icons since, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:50,
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Jeez when I learned the Fosbury Flop in the seventies I thought it dated back to the twenties or some such.
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:44,
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Monty Python-esq footage :)
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Cock, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 3:59,
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I was hoping someone would get pissed,
try and copy his moves, and cause himself a mischief.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:54,
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il salto dorsale
is clearly an Italian grilled fish dish, not a sporting manoeuvre.
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:17,
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brilliant
the baby's head means I have wine in my nose now
top stuff :)
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Montyphuq, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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Bloody hellfire!
Those boys are fucking geniuses.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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Please let this be real.
Also- You terrible man, &c.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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That's horrible.
And I have in no way laughed at the results.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:15,
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this seems too good to be true
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:17,
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fake and gay
like Tabs
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:24,
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Like a four-foot pepper grinder,
I'll take that as a massive condiment.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:39,
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*hands coat*
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:45,
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You is jus' jealous,
'cos my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:07,
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Cant be fake...........
if only for the woman/man thing that says 'this is dinner'
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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We used to throw them sodium, stolen from the chemistry lab, wrapped in bread.
they exploded!
Try it if you don't believe me.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:25,
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I believe you
I never did it, but I know the stories.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:31,
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I know it was a terrible thing to do,
but not as bad as stealing chips!!
So I feel justified.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:38,
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I've heard a similar thing happens if you feed birds baking soda because they can't fart.
Or, maybe that was a dream I had...
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:48,
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We can but dream...
Supposedly rats can't vomit. So you can use your imagination to the full.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:58,
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Sean Ryder of the Happy Mondays was apparently in the papers when he was a kid for doing this kind of stuff. Isn't is baking soda and pigeons, because pigeons can't burp?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:58,
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You haven't seen 24 Hour Party People?
really????
you should go torrent it now
Edit: here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2rNlXUuT5M
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 8:16,
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recommendation taken. I'll be watching that.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:59,
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Fake. Look at the channel it's on. It's a film maker.
I sooo wanted this to be real.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:08,
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Clearly fake
but you do wonder why bother making a fake one.. surely would have been less fuss to just do it for real?
The fucking flying fucking shit factories are nearly that prolific at fucking shitting on everything anyway, all they really needed to do was wash a car and sit back to enjoy the results
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Jimmers, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:39,
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Don't care if it's fake
The bit on the baby's head made me laugh like a cunt
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 2:07,
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cunts should laugh? Maybe I'm doing the fuck wrong all along!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 2:13,
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Depends on whether it's front cunt
or back cunt.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:05,
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This is just the kind of link title
I have come to expect from B3ta.
click
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Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 3:28,
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Falsely wobblyie fake
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Cock, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 3:57,
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I don't care if it is fake
Still funny as..
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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 6:52,
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"Just as my boot made contact with her nose, she fell under the power of God."
Faith-healer who converts people to Jeeee-zus by kicking them in the face coming to Britain
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:23,
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If you believe in any sort of shite like religion
then a kick in the face is the least you deserve.
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Flash_Bastard, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:39,
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hahahaah
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:32,
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Why did my careers adviser never tell me about this job?
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spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:42,
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Because Blue Star already had that gig sewn up.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:44,
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bet I can make him question God's existence
With a sledgehammer
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PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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You really think he's a believer himself?
Silly rabbit. I suppose he could be insane (no offence to real Christians, btw) instead of a con-merchant... but I doubt it.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:38,
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"sphere of normal operations"
Christ, society is a bit fucked isn't it?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:16,
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Homemade Elderflower 'Champagne'
I made this!
Here's something that CallMeDave and his bumptious cronies can't stiff us for...
3 months in the making, 20 minutes in the drinking, cost - less than a tenner to make 6 bottles of really tasty fizz.
Blimey. Feeling the buzz already! :)
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omally Lurkus Maximus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:08,
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i don't want to be rude
but you've just shared a video of someone opening a bottle of champagne and pouring it into glasses. At the very least I thought it'd be the recipe.
Yours, disappointed
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magnum, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:11,
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My apologies, I've imbibed too freely. Cheers!
www.dorsethomebrew.co.uk/beta/recipes/Elderflowerchampagne.pdf
They do sell kits to make the stuff (not linked to the company)
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omally Lurkus Maximus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:28,
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I should add this since you'll be looking at the embedded vid:
"We brewed this in April 2012 using dried elderflowers - our first attempt. Tonight, 20th July 2012, we sampled the first bottle from our first batch, this is the result!"
That's yours truly in the vid by the way.
Would be good to see more people making homebrew booze - tastes fab if you get it right, gets you well and truly pissed and the hangover is minimal.
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omally Lurkus Maximus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:38,
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homebrewing is awesome
bottling my latest bitter tomorrow!
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spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:41,
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*points*
Are you a UFO?
*rubs eyes*
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:44,
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ello!
i keep meaning to stop by, but since i got a laptop with a touchpad instead of a stylus i've lost all my hummus. i bet the young people nowadays don't even say hummus any more. how's things?
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spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:51,
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Alright grandad!
Nah the kids don't say that anymore, mind they don't know they are born.
Things are good ta! You miss us?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:58,
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oh, i lurk
hide in the bushes, sniff some undies off the line, that kind of thing.
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spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:20,
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Phwoar
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:23,
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I make a lot
I just opened my first batch of Black Cherry. Fucking horrible and watery, gets you pissed though.
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Peej, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:57,
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Black Cherry What?
I'm intrigued. Brandy, was it?
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omally Lurkus Maximus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:55,
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I made some ginger beer earlier in the year.
I opened the first bottle and it ripped the wired stopper off the bottle and sprayed it's contents all over my kitchen ceiling. I now have 5 other bottles that I'm afraid to open but I'm also a bit worried that they'll explode by themselves if I dont open them soon.
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:36,
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Open them under a towel. Just right for catching glass shrapnel. ;)
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omally Lurkus Maximus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:40,
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Use them as weapons
during the lympics
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 7:19,
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Well done that man!
I've been homebrewing for years now but not tried a fizzy yet.
I usually do variations of the "wurzels" recipe because it's so ridiculously easy.

I've got a further 10 gallons behind me clearing nicely as I type this :)
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:42,
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What can you not be bothered
to chop your own ginger?
EDIT: Think you've encouraged me to get my finger outta my arse and put my next brew on today. Ta!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:47,
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Nah it's the faffing about with the secondary fermintation that put's me off
Plus never been a fan of sparkling wine.
If you've not tried one I recommend a wurzels.
Just don't fill the demijohn up past the shoulder until a few days have past because it get's really active in there.
One of my walls needs re-painting because of it.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:55,
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If I was going to be caught in an explosion
I would hope it was an alcoholic one
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:09,
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NTNOCN - Stout "Debate" : Don't Mention 'Fat'!
poor sound but taken from the original record, brings back some great mammorys from the early 80's
double post yeah i know but what are you going to do on a friday with no beer in the house
oh nearly forgot .
LONDON 2012 SUMMER OLYMPICS SUMMER GAMES
ADD YOUR OWN BANNED WORDS RIGHT HERE
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:54,
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Adam Buxton's Sushi Song
It's better than that song you like.
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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:52,
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Amazing!!!
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Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:56,
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Well, that's cheered me up.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:06,
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Loved the Mullet Time *click*
(Also pleased that he mentioned sashimi)
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jonbob loves you, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:42,
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Is this from Bug on Sky?
I wish I had Sky now if it is.
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BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:54,
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It is
and as a fellow non-Skyer I hope it comes out on Doovd.
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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:25,
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I'm loving Bug
Despite it being the laziest TV show format I've ever seen. "Man reads out youtube comments in a funny voice" - if it was anyone other than Adam Buxton it'd be utterly excruciating.
Actually I'm just imagining it hosted by Russel Howard and I've done a little sick in my mouth.
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Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:18,
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Andy Samberg has a lot to answer for.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:04,
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His guitar wolf thing is better because it's an actual proper song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLTJAZu70zo&list=UU8bvbjqjxdLfWbq8UT3zBaA
but personally I think adam shite and maintain that joe was always the brains behind the whole adam and joe thing.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:10,
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Is that woman loading up her twat with sushi...
and then dispensing it on Buckles' face at the end?
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RadioElectric, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:14,
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Yes.
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Leemondus, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:25,
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not the nine o'clock news gob on you
one of many great spoof songs sung by the crew from ntnocn
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:46,
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NTNOCN: gone for so long...
...yet still Kinda Lingers.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:34,
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How 'bout some Buck Rogers groove
GC says no
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DeSade - is grannyfappin, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:43,
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costumes? I'll give you costumes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yLiGbJLWi8
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:51,
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don't know about the groove
but there's always the pilot theme with vocals and visuals that are a bit more Buck Rogers in the 25th edition of Penthouse century
www.youtube.com/watch?v=77H5nHdcyQM&t=90s
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:59,
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Blocked in the US
copyright...
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DeSade - is grannyfappin, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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that's usually my problem
any vid of the pilot movie theme will do if you can find it
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:31,
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Not as good as ROLLER DISCO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1W6OlH3ms0
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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I miss the days
when sexual attraction was conveyed via a slowly encroaching zoom lens...
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DeSade - is grannyfappin, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:06,
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For some people a zoom lens is all they have..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:09,
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traditional Earth folk dancing
fantastic!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 8:30,
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