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This is a link post Makin pancakes, makin bacon pancakes
A particularly virulent earworm.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 5:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Catchy

(Sherbs, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post G, Em, Am, D7
*learns*
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post tsk tsk tsk

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a link post Singer falls of stage. No real concern from anyone.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 3:49, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like he collapsed

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 5:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ow.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 6:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Golden rule
Keep playing no matter what happens.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I've fell off stage a few times
and I've endeavoured to keep playing. I also nearly impaled myself on a guitar stand after a particularly misjudged mid solo leap
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You work at spearmint rhino.
AICMFP.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a link post Parkour dog
Better than it sounds!
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 3:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's incredible!
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome :D

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't help thinking of
Eddie Izzards 'God attack the queen/ send big dogs after her/ to bite her bum'.
That is one crazy dog.
 (Fistshaker, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post that dog could shit in some interesting places

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Cyriak dog parkour scat. Now there is a video mashup.
Pissflaps would wank himself silly over that.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I ccccertainly would!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Barkour!

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *spang*

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post being liveleak n all
I was expecting it to end in death and/or "allah hu akbah"
 (poochengeez, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps "deathleak" would be a more appropriate name for the site.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a dog throwing itself at walls in slow motion
It's not better than it sounds
 (I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I think it is
Although "a dog throwing itself at walls in slow motion" does sound better than "dog parkour".
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a link post secret rooms

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That's cool.
I want several. For me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Pedophile rooms

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Best excuse for locking the kids in the understairs cupboard I've ever read.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post All I can think
is fire death traps.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe they thought ahead
and lined all of the walls with asbestos.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Air tight too to starve the fire of oxygen.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post at the bottom of the post
1. Our kids are very aware of our fire plan, and they do not sleep in the rooms.

2. Our house is equipped with hardwired and interconnected smoke detectors that also have battery backup in all bedrooms, all hallways, and on every floor.

3. Our fire department will be made aware of the rooms. Thanks to those who made suggestions about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post What a monster, he clearly hates his kids because he makes them watch telly and will also burn the house down with them locked in those rooms.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The house will only burn down because they smoke too much weed in those rooms.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post One previous owner.
H H Holmes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post not so bleddy secret now are they?
will have to relocate maddy
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: English Country Tune I made this!
Neat physicsy puzzle game. Seems simple at first, then the frustrations start to settle in...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I do enjoy your reviews!

(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post me too

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post me three

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post me seven

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post massive elephant penis

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I bloody hate them

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You big nonce.

(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE DOG BOMB ALONE!!!!11!!!!ONE!!!!!ELEVEN!!!!
well done amadeus.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I giggled. x

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post sesame street can help at times like this.
youtu.be/2AoxCkySv34
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping for this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZshZp-cxKg
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoy thrusting my cock back and forth between the crack of his buttocks
then cumming on the back of his head.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You nearly woke me up last night

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post With the pillow stuck to your head?

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Chloroform tickles my nose.

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!
The GBBF was great wasn't it?

Is anyone else mucking about in Noncecraft these days, or is it just me?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It was brilliant! My first time - and I was blown away.
No idea. I've not got much time but I just updated everything!
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Top ending. Tempted to turn it into a ringtone.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god
If you do, send me a link - I want to freak people out.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:47, Reply)
This is a link post Namibian elephant penis. NSFW
May contain animal sex.
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This is a normal post help
I think I need counselling after that
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Smoke & mirrors...
Looks like another trunk to me.
 (Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Elephants are world champions
at photo-bombing
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ....
not watching this, i already know elephants do nasty things with their trunks...
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Prehensile todger.........
I thought we were top of the evolutionary chain?
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post haha...
clearly not.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:03, Reply)
This is a link post Grace Jones 1986 Citroen commercial/ Spitting Image version.
Somebody FINALLY posted this, been searching for it for ages. Spitting
image kicks in at the 0:42 mark.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post i loved spitting image!!!
still wanna see the "teenage mutant ninja turds" but cant find it.
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:55, Reply)
This is a link post Floof, that's all. Just some floof

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate dogs, the only good thing is when you beat them, they come back for more.
Cats are awesome though. Much better.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post here we go again..
the ownership of a cat or dog clearly shows the owners personality.

dogs require care, cats dont. So therefore cat owner = lazy bastard.

i rest my case.
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a bite!
I love dogs really, just thought I'd start the DAC before someone else does.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
my theory is trufax i'll have you know :P

let battle commence!!

the circle is now complete
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post dogs are silly
and cats are also silly, but not as much as dogs, who are a bit more silly.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post FUK U MAN MEGADRIVE WAS WAAAY MORE SKILL THAN SNES

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post huh? no.
I even bet your a PC user, dont even has a mac
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck you and your commodore
AMIGA 4 LYF!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a megadrive. It was awesome. my bro had a snes. I always wanted a snes.
he had an atari lynx and a pc engine too. I had a gameboy. My life sucks.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Dogs are so much more sensitive to human emotions


Mad skillz
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post They no sossies, they fingerz
Mad skills indeed, even better than the police who took what, four searches to find the body.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post Wheelchair backflip - skip to 37 secs.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post SYDNEY
SYDNEY

SYDNEY
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post mental
click!
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha quality.
Reminds me of this (warning may contain mild whooping)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UaE_LWDDWk
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ooof!
is attempting that how the guy is pissys vid ended up in a wheelchair?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a link post in Russia, train spot you
The antidote to a sunny friday evening. Russian journalist describes a weekend with 'crocodile' junkies...

Fuck.

(skip the first few paras in italics for the main body text)
 (pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
imgur.com/a/WKEXp

Photos from a Krokodil house (nothing graphic, but still not pleasant).
 (UTB, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post goodness me
:/
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post F*ck me
Those poor poor bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:36, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's brightened up my Saturday morning

A great read though.

*clickage*.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting ...
If anyone was interested in that they should read The Corner by David Simon\Ed Burns (of The Wire fame) ... it basically gives you an insight into American heavy duty drug culture in Baltimore.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)
This is a link post DAA


Schoep, a 19 year-old shepherd mix, is experiencing so much pain from arthritis that he can’t sleep like a normal dog could, he can only sleep when his owner does something unique to ease his pain.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post dont leave us hanging...
what does he do?
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Drowns it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post If the photo is accurate, he drowns it after taking it doggy style

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post sleeps

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post what a sad existence for the poor dog
i wish that guy would come to his senses and put the poor thing to sleep. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post At 19 years
that is so old for a dog, but hey don't you want to be put to sleep when your body gives up?

I do. And so do you.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post My body gave up at 19 as well.

Putting him down is the most humane thing to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Notice how the story is all about the guy. Arrogant bastard.
A bullet costs $.40, give the dog a happy afterlife.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Stoning costs nothing
just saying.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Just drown the bastard.
He's in the water anyway.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "i wish that guy would come to his senses and put the poor thing to sleep."
I think you might find that is what he takes the dog in to the water for.

Still, killing things is always a good solution to things, eh.

*Shakes head wearily*
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post excuse my usage of the word sleep,
i don't think there was any confusion as to exactly what i meant. based on your comment i must guess that you think this dog should continue to suffer.
yay.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *Wearily shakes cock*

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post careful now
you might hurt yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Fetch me a kleenex..

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post honestly, next time he takes the dog out he should go with a vet and an injection.
lovely relationship between man and beast, but it's time to let go fella
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless...
...the dog gets that laser surgery.
No idea if that works, mind you.
 (SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post He'll have 20/20 vision, so that's a plus

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Even if he gets the surgery
it's basically trading off one slow and painful death for a different one not too far down the road.

Dogs aren't supposed to outlive humans, that's just the way it is. It doesn't matter what the owner does, their dog is still mortal. The greatest kindness you can do for your companion is to recognise and accept when your time together is at an end. It's the unwritten duty you take on when you decide to give a home to a pet, to spare them their suffering once their days are over.

Prolonging their pain simply to postpone the inevitable is not love, it's pure selfishness.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you. very well said.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Apart fromthe humourous comments,
Your words ring the bell of truth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 3:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Read to the end of the article
"The picture has captured the nation's heart and donations are coming in for Schoep to get a laser surgery that would ease his pain."
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post "Laser surgery" sounds like an expensive way to put a dog down...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post from orbit.
The only way to be sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Fine!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hippies in a river sweet talking their dogs to sleep
makes me spew
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post some one needs to give that guy a pillow case and some rocks.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post uncomfortable pillows will hardly help the poor thing sleep now, will it.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post and a fucking haircut.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, what a fucking hippie.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a link post How to pee in a kayak. NSFW
someone actually made this as an instructional video. NSFW for 'golden rainbow' 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, like, wow dude, that was just incredibly awesome
Hahaha, 'Merkins and their unnecessary enthusiasm...
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I really appreciate you posting that. We are all getting along so well today!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Cocxy, you know I love you really :-)
*tweaks*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hey hey hey now! That is uncharted territory sir!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Shush you, relax. I'll be done in just a sec.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what Dawn of the Bread said and I was in that basement for months.
Spiders are our friends.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post How did you escape?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Escape?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you pee in a kayak?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, so you pee over the side, like this gentleman.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post no, not like the guy in the video
as he has a patent on that technique, i must employ other methods.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post "I don't know if it's been patented yet..."
What? Pissing out of your dick? I believe there may be some prior art in this area preventing you from getting that patent granted.

Also, pee on your hands... you could just rinse some in the many thousands of gallons of water you're sat on. Just a thought.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Also, unless you have some weepy infection between kidney and willy end, male pee is sterile, ( and minimum cleanliness if not ritually mutilated to avoid smeg) Once in the open it is a perfect growth medium for all sorts of bacteria and mould. You will get more bacteria from washing your hands in the lake than peeing on them.
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Where is part 2 "How to take a dump in a kayak?".

Gets coat, leaves rapidly, very rapidly indeed.
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess what you'd want
Is a small trapdoor you could flap open for the, err, duration. You'd probably need a waterproof book handy. And waterproof toilet paper, too, really.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post GOLDEN RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a link post you guys like spiders right?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is that?
In fact, no. I don't want to know!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post in mandarin the phrase "snug as a spider in a lady's ear" has a much less cumbersome meter

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "ear" better not be a euphamism

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, fuck no

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post "Help! Get me out!"

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, very clever spider....
and just how many flies did it catch being in there, none I'll wager.

*also 'fookin hell that's nasty!'*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a link post Alan Rickman in Die Hard 1916 I made this!
You may need a tiny knowledge of Irish history and Die Hard to enjoy this. Hans Gruber / Eamon De Velera takes over a post office. Only Michael Collins can stop him.
(CaptainTrain, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Something something History.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post De Velara
ordered the killing of Collins

/trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff
Just wondering tho, what does Irish history add?
 (funkatron, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 0:32, Reply)
This is a link post Spinal Tap - Big Bottoms. NSFW
Just because. Tentative NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post cant get enough spinal tap
11/10
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i know. because i told me so.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsOxgwF9LlM
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Go on then,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk9aThIovMA&feature=relmfu
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post a bastard I knew in high school wrote "FLESH TUXEDO"
in big, neat, all caps letters at the head of one of my assignments right before I handed it in. I can't imagine what the teacher thought when she got to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Got to hand it to them
That is fucking awesome
 (Gertcha_cowson NAH MATE, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post CLASSIC!!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post But you can't dust....for vomit....

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more
bassists.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 3:38, Reply)
This is a link post 5 Million Pounds

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 6 million pounds

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post 7 million pounds

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post can i have 8 million pounds?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post what will you do for it?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll buy you some pencils
some really nice pencils.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i can draw you a pretty picture
if MrOli loans me a pencil
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Some have made fun of my pencil

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post no one likes the stubby pencils
with teeth marks all over them.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Sigh. I know.
*weeps*
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post what a great idea
cant imagine what will go wrong here
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I read this earlier in the day, therefore it is GC.
Shame on you.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post We picked a side, so it's best to make sure that side wins
In Libya we were effectively the rebels air power so this is no different.

[edit]
The CIAs in Turkey providing help.
Irans got spooks on the ground too I expect.

This is just the start of the much anticipated war with Iran.

Russia's arming Syria, and giving them fuel for the war machine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 5p says within the year we see Iran collapse in on itself like the former soviet union
and the feeding frenzy that follows will be totally smoke-screened by a euphoric reportage from the mainstream media.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't see it myself.
They had their chance a while back but not enough popular support.

The Syrians had a year of protests being attacked to spill enough blood for them take up arms.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't see it happening
I also think it's going to have to be a truly international effort:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_military_and_paramilitary_personnel

Occupying that place would probably make the occupation of Iraq look like a walk in the park
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Saudi Arabia
is providing the nutters and the weapons
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Why yes, yes they are.
But I doubt they're providing the Al Quada support.

Basically the whole worlds picking a side and getting involved.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The Saudis are the main
players here and Syrians do not want this

turcopolier.typepad.com/sic_semper_tyrannis/2012/08/are-the-saudis-next-1.html
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you fucking cunt
For those that don't want to see a photo of someone having their head cut off don't click on this pricks link.

How about linking to some child porn whilst your at it?

Prick
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post wish i read your reply before clicking it.
:/
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an interesting view
That Saudi would become a target for the next US led invasion, running under the guise of "lets get rid of oppression and Sharia Law" (Sharia Law seems to be the new Communism and Arabs the new Commies in the propaganda war)

But what of the billions of pounds and dollars of weapons Saudi buys every year? Those deals buy an awful lot of protection and "respect". I think they are safe for a few years yet, at least until their oil runs out.

Of course, all these equatorial regions could start investing in producing the world's solar electricity, ready for the shift having no oil will bring. They have something extraordinarily saleable right there. Some of the poorest, most oppressed countries in the world could have us on our knees, buying their electricity in a few years.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed...
...using areas geographically suited to producing energy (be it wind, solar, wave, geothermic or hydroelectric) and dedicating them entirely to the production of hydrogen is the way forward I think. While it may not be as efficient as using the electricity directly, it does mean other areas not suited to utilising the natural environment can benefit.

Just need to figure out a way to store and transport it safely...
 (Megamoss, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Metal Organic Frameworks...
...seem to offer a decent solution to storing and transporting hydrogen at low pressure.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't joke
You can get a good swing with those old Roberts Radios.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a link post For Lego Nerds

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The EPIC music in comparison to the scale and speed of those things just made it hilarious.
This link is not GC (verified).
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post LEGO!
i liked that, the music did make it amusing.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post Dom Littlewood gets his arse on......... NSFW
pissed up lookalike on bus
Sweary and racist.
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, wasn't the racist tram lady also going to New Addington? (mentioned at about 55secs)
It's a paragon of racially harmony there quite clearly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
If you want to make yourself sad about the human race, go on youtube and look up words like "bus, coach, train", combined with "argument, fight, nutter", and "racist, abusive, chav".

Public transport...Don't do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post elitist

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post She definitely did it on purpose. Had she not, her motherly instinct would have lead her to turn she-bear at her accusers.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post There is no mother
Instinct here, this child is a check to this bitch.
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 5:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
id enjoy torturing them and im not him www.givenanotherchance.co.uk/
 (harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post People are awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Why was someone filming her already?
Because if they could see it was about to happen they're more to blame than the utterly retarded fuckwit brain dead spazhanger fliddo scopie mum.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post what type of fucked up society are we in where we watch shit like this for entertainment?

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't even click on these ones
Works surprisingly well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
just because you choose not to watch it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. my issue with it isn't that i found it annoying at a personal level, more that it exists in the first place.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of shitty things exist
And I prefer my life when not exposed to them. When it comes to youtube videos of people being cunts, it would appear that I have a choice whether to experience them or not. So I choose not to.

It's why I don't watch Eastenders.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Adults arguing in front of kids = definitely the best example to set.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post i cant help but think the cast on the girls wrist was from another
time she did not 'mean to do that one'
people depress me. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Merkins.

(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! That was GREAT!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Someboady slept with that???
*shudders*
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a spunk burglar to me

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately
I can imagine the daughter getting a hiding when she gets home, because it was "her fault" for falling out, and causing the argument.
 (GhostAtTheFeast Soup Sir?, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post Olympic track commenter has drops his wad on air
da dooo ron ronseal.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice bum
Not being too obvious am I?
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's good coverage
or not
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "Oooh, these pants cost me a quid, and 50p of 'em are wedged up me arse!"

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post She should deffo get a medal!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd give her one.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but it needs to be bigger than a penny.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I might have one too in a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post BUTTOCKS.
Useful for locomotion and sitting.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Be careful about slurring the last word there.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, the last thing we need right now is aroused pissflaps

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus! i might have to start watching the olympics now

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post you realise that this
is neither footage of the olympics, nor what the olympics coverage is like.

I was disappointed too.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ow. :(
thanks tho, you`ve saved me many hours of watching the olympics on tv!
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Men sweat.
Women shit and piss and mensturate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)

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