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Los Dug Dug's - Lost in my world
First Mexican rock band to release an album with vocals in english (circa 1971).
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:31,
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Looks like that one Pablo Cruise cover. You know, that one.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:37,
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Better than this one...

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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:41,
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I meant this one

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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:45,
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Toms hispanic half brother
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:41,
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One for the website designers out there
I think you can guess the answer...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:11,
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Carousels could be used in certain situations.
I think, like most web things, they are used for the sake of using them and used incorrectly. Much like every company "needs" an app.
This is a good take on how a carousel could be used uxmovement.com/navigation/why-users-arent-clicking-your-home-page-carousel/
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:20,
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Yet tellingly
doesn't include any data to back up the claims that it would be better.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:32,
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Yes probably bollocks.
Personally I don't use them (bar 1 site that I'm ordered to by those above). Like I said below they make sense for a photo site as a slide show but not much else. BUT EVERYONE MUST HAVE ONE!!!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:37,
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Bootstrap seems to be slowly taking over from the homepage carousel
for how a modern site MUST LOOK, even though that look seems to have become popular more through lazy development than usability testing.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:44,
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"I want my company to stand out but it must look exactly like this"
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:48,
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That's a reasonable point
There's no mention about whether the carousel should be switching slides by itself over time, though. And that's what I find most annoying about those things.
Whenever you actually get tricked to reading something there, the bloody thing rotates before you finish. THAT is the biggest reason I completely ignore them, even the ones crafted as your link suggests.
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Roxon, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:37,
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I enjoyed the markup jokes.
"Carousels are effective at being able to tell people in Marketing/Senior Management that their latest idea is on the Home Page." is a very good point.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:26,
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^ This
Ha! It's surprise that there aren't more images whirring at 1,500 RPM
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:36,
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Hahah.
I might crank it to that for tonight, just for a laugh.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:49,
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those things really are the shittest idea ever
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mutated monty, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:27,
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Depends on the context.
They make sense for a photography site. But probably not for much else.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:30,
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I'd argue against even that.
They hide content from users in a way that a normal thumbnail gallery doesn't.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 18:07,
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As a slideshow, obvs.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 19:00,
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Fuck it
Make every website look like b3ta, no flashy stuff, just one fucking massive list
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:59,
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Sounds good to me
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 22:45,
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these
and endless copy which breaks the scroll wheel.
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$imon $quibb ✅, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:41,
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You don't like the challenge of trying to scroll fast enough before the next set loads to click something on the footer?
Are you a mental?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:43,
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They're popular because one is included in every POS free template for WordPress, Drupal, Joomla, etc...
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:43,
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*Spits on floor*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:44,
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When Blur Met Bomber
I made this!
A quickie I made about Smash Bros.
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Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:59,
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because white chicken can be rather awful
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:11,
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dat line of black ass
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:14,
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White Pride!
by white, I mean Northern European White (excluding gingers and Irish and French and Welsh)
I don't think most white racists would consider white northern european-looking Afghans (Pathans) as being part of their racial group either
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:13,
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Are racial groups terribly important then?
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Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:01,
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depends which one you're in
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:23,
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I do believe that racial groups became important in the nineteenth century
and the twentieth century - something to do with 1939-1945 - had something to do with it
oh, and Jim Davidson
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:07,
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The article
is nowhere near as bad as the headline, but being the Graun they have to try and be outrageous to get lots of clicks. Sad, really.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:34,
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The Graun and Independent have gone the way of Daily Mail
producing badly put together articles in order to produce sensationalist clickbait
I wouldn't be surprised if the Guardian started to write headlines beginning with the words 'all grown up'
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:36,
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Yup
They write things like this knowing perfectly well what will happen.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:42,
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whitenessproject.org/checkbox/claudia
"I don't have a lot of black friends...but I do have a lot of gay friends which...which is kinda...kinda a similar construct."
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:37,
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the what now?
"you don't know where the line is"
I've always assumed the line is somewhere around: "Don't say things that you know will hurt other people because if you do you're a dick."
If you want to cross that line it's your choice.
She can probably talk about fried chicken and Kool Aid all she wants. As long as she's not doing it
to be a dick to black people by playing into the stereotype I don't think anyone will care.
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:44,
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I quit believing the race batters when they called that brown - skinned guy in Florida a "white hispanic" because a) his name didn't sound Spanish and b) they wanted to create a race war.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:42,
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the US government conducted race wars on computers in the 50s
cos they thought it would be the next big thing
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:10,
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we can!?
thanks, mom!
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Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 19:20,
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RAIM - Milk The System (Mark Archer Remix)
I made this!
For fans of the Derrick May / Transmat house of deep, epic techno that just builds and builds and builds...
Note - I didn't make this, but it's out on my label and I'm properly chuffed to be releasing it.
Apologies for the spammage but I really think this track is the absolute business, Mark Archer properly returning back to his Nexus 21 roots.
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Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:42,
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Quite cool.
Reminds me of some of Dave Angel's* more laid back stuff from the 90s. The Carl Craig Drums Suck mix of Airborne is just brilliant. Totally didn't get it at first then randomly stuck it on after a decade of it languishing at the bottom of the pile and it's been a nailed-on favourite ever since.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y7g_gXdDDg
*No not the Eco-warrior from the Fast Show!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:04,
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ooh, very good, that
I bought a copy of Decompression recently and have had it on repeat. Top stuff!
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:26,
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i like it but...
waiting for the train that never comes...
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:24,
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Black Lace - Agadoo
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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:20,
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Ahh, Bradford's finest.
This is the cleaned-up version of 'Ave A Screw, and Superman was Supercock. Oh, my sides.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=11_BNeB7K0o
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:30,
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NSFW
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:03,
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strangely upsetting
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pemulis, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:31,
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setting lifting
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:04,
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Jump up and down and to the knees.
Then throw your hands in the motherfucking air.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:04,
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I remember being stuck in a cheap hotel in Tunisia on some cheap break deal
Sitting in the hotel room with the sound of a dreadful electric German oompah band blasting in through the window. Out in the gardens there were dozens of Germans singing Agadoo in German. If that wasn't bad enough, they had added German lyrics to the Birdy Song
Fucking nightmare
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:18,
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Hahahaha
That sounds dreadful
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 21:34,
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Needs more Rolf Harris
was that clown presenting?
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:18,
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Presenting his ass?
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:19,
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Australia really is shit
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:27,
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Australia tv dance shows
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:33,
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tv dance shows Australia
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tickle I was away, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 18:06,
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needs more 50,000l salt-water pool
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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Shatner pants?

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Spin Its a thing., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:17,
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helloooooo
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:03,
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Not Jolly! Jelly!
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Pig Bodine., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:31,
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"I'm physically scared"
spazz
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:45,
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I'm physically scared of her nose.
I'd love to know what she asked the surgeon for.
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:51,
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Something to distract from my cockeyes?
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Spin Its a thing., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:11,
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Aaand straight to flat again becuase he forgot to check the inside of the tyre for the object that caused the puncture in the first place.
Also portrait.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:48,
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Puncture change.
Changing one puncture for another.
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:32,
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*vanishes in a puff of logic*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:17,
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Last night a DJ saved my life
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:05,
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Should have used
A CO2 inflator. Tyre inflated in a flash.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:15,
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I prefer to take 60 times longer and to end up pouring in sweat.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:46,
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I like it when you talk dirty
You can puncture my tube anytime baby!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:04,
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where's the exhaust?
what's going on?
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:23,
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Toy Story of Terror
because it's almost Halloween and also COMBAT CARL!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:32,
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did ya know
Combat Carl is modeled after Carl Weathers from Predator?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:06,
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You do know
that's Carl Weathers don't you?
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Did you know that the voice of Woody is based on Tom Hanks?
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:22,
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You are aware
that THAT IS Tom Hanks ?
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hmmmmmm
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:40,
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who is?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:45,
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ya momma
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:57,
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carl weathers is my mum? ace.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:10,
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Did you know
That Bruce Willis was a ghost all along?
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:35,
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in Die Hard?
greatest twist EVER
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:41,
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Did you know
the two main characters are named after Andy's mums bedroom toys?
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:30,
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how very rude.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:54,
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*ris* *ris* *ris*........ hah!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:05,
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did ya know
the original toy that Woody is based on is a character used during the civil right movement in America by racist groups
The toy cowboys (original name 'Kid Sid') were sold to fund court cases against equality legislation.
They also spoke racist propaganda when you pulled their string.
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:09,
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waiting for someone gullible to click and paste this somewhere and then for it to go viral
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:37,
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i do know that andy was called andy because
the guy who taught most of the animators to animate was called steve.
I mean andy.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:48,
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It IS slow today, so have a daft movie. SNOWBEAST.
First saw this when I was about 9 years, I lived in terror of welsh yetis for some time after.
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:29,
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Welsh yetis are a fearsome species
though most sightings and encounters with them turn out to Welsh youths stumbling about the countryside in thick jackets tripping out their heads after raves, gurning and mumbling to themselves, falling into ditches, and frightening rural milkmen.
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:33,
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I remember when this came on TV too
I was scared to death! Do you remember they showed this around the same time as well..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY4lS5hSLTQ
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I remember a scene where a girl was being molested by the grizzly whilst taking a showing in a waterfall
Or something like that, anyway.
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:04,
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You pervert
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Of course.
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:19,
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Fuck me, it's slow today. Here's a video about how tech will steal our jobs
Grauniad link, so expect smugness
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:19,
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Ahahahaha.... "or just become a programmer."
Smug mode.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:26,
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I became a programmer.
I need 10 grand for my kickstarter to launch the machine apocalypse.
Stretch goals include 5 grand for catering.
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DestructoLettuce, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:56,
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they took our jobs
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:04,
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alien sea creature caught off Singapore
Apparently it's a basket star.
Well everyone looks like an alien sea creature when filmed in portrait.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:01,
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... and only 17 minutes later,
it was in a wok somewhere in Chinatown.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:04,
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yep, looks like a type of starfish being left out to dehydrate to death
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:04,
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The best death.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:18,
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Is that what Quorn Chicken Pieces is made from?
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:15,
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:27,
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FUCK THAT
Fuck it right off into the sun
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tomegranate, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 18:44,
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LOOKATMYFUCKINGREDTROUSERS
GC from years ago, reposted 'cos it's great. Up yours.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:26,
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I went on a Stag Do
a couple of years back where the theme was "posh twats", to take the piss out of the Stag who is basically a massive social climber and pretend-posho (despite actually coming from a comprehensive like the rest of us). So everyone promptly turned up in red trousers, white shirts, and tweed jackets.
Thing was, we were in France. Where it wasn't seen as fancy dress but just as typically English. So I actually had a few people come up and compliment me on 'ow stylish ze traditional Engleeshman iz.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:31,
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That just made me think of the mayor of bristol.
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DestructoLettuce, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:34,
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I once had a pair of red trousers
But I was young and stupid. I am now old and stupid but without red trousers.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:07,
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Aren't your balls cold?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:28,
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He lathers his legs in pig fat
Works for cross Channel swimmers, works for his tube commute.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:34,
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I love the smell of pig fat in the morning
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:13,
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I love you too spazz x
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Pig Bodine., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:38,
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Hugs
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 17:09,
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When I were a nipper in Holland
Red trousers denoted the wearer being a follower of Bhagwan. I've associated red trousers with gullible dimwits ever since.
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:42,
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Jesus saves, Bhagwan spends
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DestructoLettuce, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:55,
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They were over here as well into the eighties
until the day the sannyasins didn't have to. I think he died or something. A guy I knew began to wear green instead and looked just as odd
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:30,
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Another WTF? moment from the world of gun-wielding MRAs.
Not being a gamer, I've been only half-watching the GamerGate nonsense - but this is just nuts. Anita Sarkeesian was invited to give a talk at Utah State University; a gun-toting manchild threatened to kill her and several others unless it was cancelled (see his letter at the end of this article), because feminism had somehow ruined his life; the University said that it was going to allow people to take concealed guns onto the campus anyway; Sarkeesian (unsurprisingly) decided that she possibly didn't want to give her talk after all.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:11,
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as read on that Twitter
"1999: gamers demand we stop blaming school shootings on videogames. 2014: gamers threaten a school shooting because videogames."
Seeing as more middle aged women play computer games than any other demographic and these people really don't share the same views as me or any of my gaming mates, can we call this what it is and rename it #4changate
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:15,
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Yeah.
Wasn't the name invented by the manchildren, who wanted to expose the intolerable scandal of a woman saying, er, anything?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:31,
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My god! I didn't realise it was that serious!
If women are allowed to say things then where will it end?
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DestructoLettuce, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:39,
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There better not be any here on b3ta or so help me god.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:41,
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You bring the cannon and I'll bring the grenades.
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DestructoLettuce, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:47,
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I'll bring the chocolate cake and nail polish!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:51,
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Now all we need are tea and biscuits.
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DestructoLettuce, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:53,
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When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every fatherfucker in the room; accept no substitutes:
Crumpets.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:31,
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I'm gonna invent a really, really, really delicious variety.
and call them "Scrumpets" =$$$
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:20,
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:03,
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we need more women on b3ta
its already a sausage fest on here
a message for any women on b3ta: asl? Im so horny. wanna cam? pic swap? private chat?
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:17,
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*takes notes*
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:16,
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stick with me and I'll get you laid
or at least we'll go back to mine for some mutual masturbation while looking at porn (the underwear models in the Littlewoods catalogue)
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:21,
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A true master of seduction always has a backup plan.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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Are there any women here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk
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mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:01,
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Your inability to correctly embeds links
suggests that you are of the weaker sex yourself.
Just sayin'.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:18,
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Most of 4chan is fairly benign
Why not #spazzgate?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:31,
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sounds good, print it!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:46,
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most of 4chan have guns, according to their not politically correct section
guns, anti-semitism, and hatred of the negro
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:19,
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To be fair, though
Most of those middle aged women play Candy Crush and Farmville.
Not saying violent computer games always make people violent, but just on an anecdotal level, I've raped and murdered a lot fewer people since my PS3 broke last year.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:55,
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to be fair, you raped and murdered people when your PS3 was working
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:20,
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Well exactly
I blame Grand Theft Auto.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:05,
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Grand Theft Auto feminists
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:08,
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Probably a publicity stunt.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:32,
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She is know to be a class A self righteous massive troll attention getter.
Is that an oxymoron?
Anyhow I despise her and all her opinions (even if it's "I like bread").
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:18,
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I don't like her either but probably wouldn't threaten to shoot her in face
unless it was with my man butter.
*Awaits event cancellation*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:19,
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Not even that...
Even Ann Coulter is a better option.
But only just.
Like choosing Bubonic Plague or Ebola.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:29,
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It's okay when you have no morals
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:31,
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Or sanity.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:31,
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Or eyes.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:32,
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Or ears
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:33,
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"Feminists have ruined my life"
What a twat. That's just bonkers. Gah!
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Pig Bodine., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:40,
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It's more plausible
than the idea that he is a repulsive troll whos personality is too unpleasant for him to have conversations with women.
It's clearly the feminists fault for poisoning society against retarded misogynistic fuckos!
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DestructoLettuce, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:05,
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Hahaha
Curious how twats like that are never able to make the connection
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:07,
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Yep. It's rather odd.
I mean, I suppose there is a sense in which having someone chip away at your privilege could undermine your sense of yourself in some way - but you do then have to wonder at the mentality of someone whose basic complaint boils down to "I'm threatened by a demand for equal treatment! It's so unfair! I should probably kill some people!"
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:36,
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I think a lot of twattery in the world comes down to that
Racists, Misogynists, Anti-gay Christian Extremists and the like....
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:07,
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I wouldn't want to go near somewhere like Utah
if your average Joe can carry guns. Modern society can barely cope with people with cars, let alone devices specifically designed to terminate life, anywhere and everywhere
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:40,
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The good thing about concealed carry is you just never know who's carrying, making it safer for all.
Science has proven that.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 16:50,
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"feminists have ruined my life"
I bet he also whines about immigrants & "gay rights agendas":
An over-privileged brat, upset that the world is everso slightly less skewed in his favour.
....or a troll, obvs.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:22,
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to be fair, the gays have ruined everyone's life
even gays get royally fucked by other gays
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:23,
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*considers getting on high horse*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:21,
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a horse with a dildo on the seat?
all gays are perverts, unlike god-fearing pure-hearted straight people
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:25,
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WE TRY OUR BEST
Though I'm getting too old, I can barely muster the energy to lob my muck over xtube, let alone play Lucky Pierre in a drug-fuelled, man-on-man-on-man-on-man clusterfuck.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:35,
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has there actually been any part of #gamergate that specifically is about games?
massive sexism, death threats and journalistic integrity are all I've seen, at what point do high scores, special moves and cheat codes get mentioned?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:27,
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...
Even Business Insider has been asking a similar question...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:32,
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Tom O'Bedlam sent me a link that describes it as a monster that keeps transforming
I think that's quite apt, it's impossible to tackle because no two people think its about the same thing, or at least what the most important bit is.
It's so convoluted you could believe it is about anything now and be sort of right, from the more logical (just angry teens unable to express themselves) to a viral media campaign to raise some profiles gone very wrong and on to the obvious "it's a plan by women to end gaming".
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:38,
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the most apt description of it I've seen is "Clusterfuck"
any chance of anything constructive coming out of it is long gone by now.
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:47,
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or gates?
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:15,
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I never did find out what that water scandal was about
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:22,
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Why doesn't she do the talk
but tap in "Up down up down left right left right ABAB start + select" and activate god mode right before starting?
EDIT: Unless god mode is too sexist for her.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:21,
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Hmmmm.
I think we've found our threat-maker.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:47,
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Even if the criticism of journalistic integrity had some merit in the first place
it's been drowned out by all the other bullshit by now.
I didn't even know that that many people paid any attention to game journalists these days.
I sure don't.
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:32,
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which is further evidence of that not being what its actually about
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:55,
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Yeah - where's Dominic Diamond nowadays?
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Pig Bodine., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:39,
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Scottish, wasn't 'e?
So probably dead from heroin and/or bucky.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:49,
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He should join ISIS im sure he'd find like-minded people
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:51,
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Come on call ISIS Chat
0891 FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:24,
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would
to quote someone on the internets:'four words'
'hard anal no lube'
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:12,
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The whole #Gamergate thing
seems like two groups of trolls on either side of a social issue trolling each other
and making everyone involved look like twats and eliminating any chance of an
evenhanded discussion (though one side does seem to include a disproportionate amount of idiots).
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:25,
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I honestly don't see any trolling from Sarkeesian.
Unless your definition of "trolling" covers "saying anything at all"...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:55,
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Not saying that she's doing it
But reading through some of the stuff said on both sides it's clear that a few of
Sarkeesians supporters are pretty good at spewing ignorant hate too.
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and my comment was about #gamergate, not Sarkeesian or her views.
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:42,
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where is coxxcy?
i'd have thought defending the rights of utah folk to open carry would be right up his street.
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tickle I was away, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 18:19,
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Have you seen Utah's gun law?
It basically says that it's illegal for schools or other State institutions to forbid firearms.
le.utah.gov/~code/TITLE53/htm/53_05a010200.htm
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 20:36,
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pi-top, raspberry pi powered laptop made with 3d printed parts...
Im sure some geeks will love this but $250 seems a bit expensive for a shitty plastic laptop.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 8:50,
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Especially since you can buy a raspberry pi for about £20.
Also it will be incredibly under-powered compared to a standard laptop of that value.
Fucking hipsters.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:10,
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Appropriate movie quote time
… so preoccupied with whether they could they never stopped to think if they should.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:14,
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God help us, we're in the hands of engineers
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:02,
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yeah and fall apart no doubt
a laptop made of lego would probably be better
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:59,
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*Heads to loft for lego*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:22,
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An overpriced laptop without the benefits of economy of scale and assembled by amateurs and not asian children as it should be?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:23,
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yup that sounds like the perfect description! lol
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:35,
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Is this not just one of those 3D printed things
where most of the thing is not 3D printed
you could get the same effect if you had your own plastic moulding unit
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:30,
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Serbia vs Albania last night
Usual bollocks with flares etc., then someone (allegedly the brother of the Albanian Prime Minister) flies a RC quadcopter round the stadium with the Albanian flag hanging from it. Serbian player catches and removes flag. 20-man brawl Massed handbags ensues. Match abandoned.
More info
Yeah footsoccerball I know, but the WTF is strong in this one.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 8:08,
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UEFA ban looms
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Spin Its a thing., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 8:12,
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its the Balkans.
I'm surprised they weren't shelling each other.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 8:38,
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I wonder why the Albanians took such offence to the Serbian guy catching the flag
it's not as if you can play a football match with a quadcopter flying around just over head sporting a large flag, it would be a health hazard. Someone might get confused and mistake it for the football at some crucial moment.
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Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 8:45,
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I wish the media wouldn't keep calling these things "drones" whenever there is a political axe to grind.
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JamTallons, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 8:52,
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they're only calling them what the manufacturer calls them
ardrone2.parrot.com/
and the users www.droneflyers.com/
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:03,
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Indeed.
I opted to go with the rather less sensationalist description of RC quadcopter instead.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:47,
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or kid's toy for dicks
as its officially called
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:33,
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Nice review of one if you were thinking of getting one:
www.dpreview.com/articles/6508751066/dji-phantom-2-vision-drone-review
You could hide behind your sofa and chase the postman with it up and down your front lawn
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:04,
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Also El Reg had a piece about drones today
www.theregister.co.uk/2014/10/15/drone_buyers_guide_sofware/
including a mention of the UK regulations and licensing.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:39,
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An interesting read
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:23,
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I don't have a front lawn.
Or a postman.
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JamTallons, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:47,
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Are they not drones?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:17,
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20- man brawl?!
LOL
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Queef In a Jar, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:02,
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You're right. Duly amended.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:23,
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if only they all
had guns
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:13,
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88 Bounces – Young lady dances to Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
I wouldn't call it NSFW but YouTube requires you to sign in to confirm your age …
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 7:56,
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A very talented young lady.
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Spin Its a thing., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 8:02,
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Anyone else bothered by her not standing in the centre of the shot?
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sithemong, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:00,
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I suppose it is a bit distracting
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:05,
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Not the first thing that sprang to mind whilst watching it
Maybe the framing would have been better if it had been shot in portrait.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:17,
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finally, the internets gives me what I want
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:36,
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This is the first time you've come across jiggling boobs all this time you've been on the internet?
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:34,
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yes
why? are there more?
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:42,
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Yup
There was (still is?) a website called, IIRC, Jumping Jacks..
edit: jj1.com - doesn't seem to work though in my attempt to find it I did have to wade through a number of similar pages. Thank god for the Decreased Productivity browser plugin which enables such serious research whilst at work.
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:58,
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next up Flight of the Bumblebee
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macroscian (1 like), Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:28,
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87 bounces
A basketball has a little bounce around the movies. :D
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 7:21,
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nice
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pemulis, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 7:40,
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Good stuff!
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Spin Its a thing., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 8:01,
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An excellent thing.
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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:21,
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I like it
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:01,
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BBC's best cover version ever vote
Lot of plop on there, but jolly pleased to see China Drum's Wuthering Heights as an option.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBviQXfuu3c
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 6:35,
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There's also an interesting* list of
Ten hits you may not know were cover versions .
*For some values of interesting only, no liability accepted for any loss of interest.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 6:47,
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Theres has never been a cover version better than the original
IMO
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Queef In a Jar, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 7:47,
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All Along the Watchtower cover by Jimi Hendrix was much better than the original
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 8:13,
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^this is what I say to everyone who says that
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:41,
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Also Hey Joe by Hendrix is better than the original.
girls just wanna have fun by Cyndi Lauper is better than the original.
even tiffany's I think we're alone now is better than the 60's original.
lots of songs are better than the original versions.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:48,
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Pfft
There are any number of versions of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah that are better than the original.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 8:35,
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And Leonard Cohen's cover of Pharrell Williams' "Happy" is a classic.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:43,
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Oh God
Please let that be real...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:05,
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It should be.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:28,
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Jeff Buckley is one, I heard Cohen being interviewed saying it was better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIF4_Sm-rgQ
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:06,
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 8:42,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsiht-Be_Rg
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:03,
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Good call
And voted.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 8:35,
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I was unable to find Bohemian Rhapsody by Rolf Harris in that list :(
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:36,
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Shame they haven't got All Saints or Scissor Sisters on there.
Because I think that re-working the deeply personal and cathartic accounts of artists' drug addiction into twee bubblegum pop numbers is an excellent and wholly appropriate way of respecting the music.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 9:43,
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where's Erasure's Abba EP?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:42,
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oh god that's reminded me of Erasure's god awful cover of Gaudete by Steeleye Span
listen if you can www.youtube.com/watch?v=grVrDsqQdXc
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:04,
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Hush up, gaybo.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:54,
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hell yes
Takeachancetakeachancetakeatakeachancechance
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:51,
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www.b3ta.com/links/1235293
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:54,
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no "step on"
by the happy mondays
LIST IS A SHAM
grump
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parsley, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:55,
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Melt Banana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUhFMEPoao0
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Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:03,
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No Blinder?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBEYgs2uD30
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:10,
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They've got the wrong Summer Breeze. Now this is how it should be played-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNo7ZZryuSQ
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 18:31,
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