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two hats came round
we dun another one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyFnHoaIE6c
soz
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
There's only two people who care
and you've both heard it before.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
This is a harsh comment.
Now I am sad.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
Not clicking because I know you're incapable of producing anything good.
No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
None taken.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
this is the most brilliant thing in the whole internet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
WE'RE HAVING STEAK!
FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)
liar

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
I fucked up the theremin bit at the end.
It slowly goes out of time. Just noticed. Too much effort to fix. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
it's ok, no one's noticed

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
Oh man it could have been a classic.
Except it couldn't because I'm joking and two adult men recording shit music together without irony is weird. No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
Nothing wierd about them recording it.
It's the publishing it that's odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)
Mate, U2 made MILLIONS out of recording shit music without irony.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
Oh come on badge.
You REALLY think Bono isn't having a quiet smirk every time he bangs on about starving rainforests and kids getting ilegally hunted and that?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
Does his wife know you two are having an affair?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
yes, and she's fine with it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
well, I'm up for a foursome if you are

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)
SCORE!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
You're both fucking idiots.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
Yes.
He's fucking your dad, and I'm fucking your mum.
HAAHAHAHAARARARARHARHARHARHARHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAetc.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)
I reckon TwoHats is now thinking "How comes I gotta be the gay one?" in the same way kids who play superheros don't want to be Robbin.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
HOW ARE YOU TODAY GONZO

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
I'm OK Balders, a close family friend died this morning though which has made me a bit wobbly.
Had a heart attack in the states, got a son and daughter my age, seriously gutting, churned up a lot of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
*pointless internet hugs even though in the real world i'd just avoid you until the whole thing had blown over and you stopped having emotions*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
sorry to hear that gonz
I lost a close friend very suddenly a couple of years back (only a year younger than me) and it really shook me up, so I sympathise sort of.
Yes, its all about me.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)
Wait, isn't Robin the sraight one Gonzy?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
this is the most constructive criticism yet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)
Does he really wear two hats?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
No.
But he does have a bum chin
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)
The whore.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
*spreads bum chin cheeks*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
*duncan bannatyne voice*
"sorry but I'm out!"
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
the most terrifying thing is that you are actually getting better

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
But are they as good as Dave! yet?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
I don't think I've heard any of his stuff yet

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)
Stategically Shaved Monkeys?
Stategically?

Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
maybe they shaved it and left a bikini of fur

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
Silly me.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
it's like being in a room full of screaming children, all throwing poo at the walls
/ac
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)
you mix in some wierd circles

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)
5* says Paul Ross

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)
this is kind

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)
well viz top tips accepted my tip so that makes me VERY IMPORTANT

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
ffs
how come his is better
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)
Yours is the 'well done' one gives a child's scrawlings because you have to.
His is because that's almost an actual praiseworthy achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
You are Christina Martin.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
I've had a profanisaurus entry printed
It's in the book as well
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)
It has a similar theme to Tim Minchin's If I Didn't Have You

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
I do not know much of Tim Minchin
apart from that cataracts one as I hate his fucking face
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
he looks like dg

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
Proof that the Australians shouldn't be allowed to leave their miserable fucking island

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)
Saturday night for gods sake
when was the last time you went to a nightclub on a saturday night on the pull?
Last time I went was about 25 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
I've never done that in my life

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
and me

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
so you've never had a one night stand?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
no
I only inject my semen into someone I've stalked, groomed and seduced for weeks, sometimes months, in advance. That way their disappointment is much more satisfying from my perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
You don't need to go clubbing to have a one night stand.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
But carrying a club can help.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)

go clubbing to
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)
fun sponge

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
Yes, you do, there's a law.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
call the police I'm a dangerous criminal

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
That's nothing, I'm just thinking about you in a sexual way.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
But that's internet rape

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

go clubbin take your clothes off
one night stand good time oh no
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
Unless your clothes are on fire.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)
every saturday night
i usually do as well
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
Oh MW.
Internet girlfriends, internet jobs and now internet night clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
it's all TRUE

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)
You still won't leave the house.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
About four years ago.
Though I used to prefer parties for finding women.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
Been a while
I've worked Saturdays and Sundays for the past 2 years, so haven't had much choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
Last time I got dragged into a club was four years ago.
Clubs just aren't my cup of tea. I like being able to have a conversation with other people without having to scream in words of one syllable, and not having to spend 45 minutes queueing for overpriced drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
I don't mind those things, I just hate nightclubs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
I never used to go out to pull.
I go out and get drunk and have a laugh with my mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
I've never once gone
'out on the pull'.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
The whole idea is somewhat depressing.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
Some of my University friends used to try and make me
but I frustrated them.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)
I struggle to leave the front door without unintentionally going on the pull.
I'm quite literally hewn from 24 carat hot dang sex appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
I bet you spunk actual pearls.
Alright Dr S?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)
Splendid. Ta. I drank Cosmopolitans last night until I felt quite gay
and now I'm feeling a little queer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)
You could at least call him by his name :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
well if you women weren't so finicky about who you had sex with
we wouldn't have to behave like this
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
A few weeks ago cos I'm well cool and young

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)
About a decade ago.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
I don't go to pull, I go for the drugs mainly

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)
*Feeds you more Rohypnol*
bBBbbbbbbBrrRooOoooaaAadddsssSSSSwWwwWoOOooOrRRddD!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
I've never gone out on the pull.
I've gone out and met up with girls, but never taken one home. I'd never take a stranger home. Not that desperate.
I've had "one night stands" in the sense that I've not met up with those girls again but I've always known them for ages before it got to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
So what you're saying is that your penis is unpleasant enough to turn a friend into a stranger?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)
*not met up with those girls again for sex
and when I say known for ages I don't mean best mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)
So what you're saying is that [something demeaning about you and your sexual relationships]?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
No, what I mean is [some tenuous defence of my pathetic excuse for a sexlife].
With [righteous indignation] and [better than yours grandad].
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
Clubs are for dancing.
Those places where rough people go to ineptly fuck one another are called Blackpool.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)

Clubs Rural crossroads in the nineteen twenties
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
No Doc Pee, those are for fiddling contests with The DEVIL.
*Goes down to Georgia*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
Around the west of Ireland you can still see the remains of stages built at some crossroads for the bands to play on.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
Clubbing loads of times but never "on the pull" as it were

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
You mean they all said no.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)
^This.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
Not on a Saturday
Tuesdays are club nights but not for pulling, just for having a good time with friends
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)
Never been on the pull.
Tickets for the FLC in Oxford tonight are "no longer on sale". Fuck it, I'm going to jump in a taxi straight from work and chance it.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)
Where are they playing?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
Cowley road.
O2 Acadamy. That's the old Zodiac isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)
Also: 'Ning The LOVELY Amberl.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
alright lovely stuj
Yeah that's the O2 Academy now, not bad. It might be worth phoning and asking about tickets since they usually sell them themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
Can't phone them on the office phone as it's against THE RULES and I won't finish until 7 at the earliest, so taxi it is.
If I get there and they're sold out I can always go to the Gloc instead anyway.
:D
A PLAN!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
Have a good evening
last time I went to the Gloc, an old man started stroking my friend's hair
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)
That wasn't me was it?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)
It was a cunning disguise wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)
I'd worn my armpit trousers special like.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
COCKS!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
Hmm.
www.b3ta.com/search/talk/45110?q=cocks

Is there something you want to tell us?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
He doesn't like fanny?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
he's a plumber

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
that makes it look like i'm the only one that says cocks and i'm not

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
Cry me a fuckin' river, cocks boy.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
I've been sanding for four hours now
Aside from this place, what else bores you to tears?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
Nothing.
It's all swinging here at JMG Cul-de-sac!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
do you have a basketball hoop in the curve of your cul-de-sac?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
No,,
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
I'm pretty sure it's the law, JMG.
You best get on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
I'll be right on that case as soon as I've dealt with the rest of my pressing court engagements.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
Don't forget your big wig, and gavel.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
It's the only reason I get in to trouble.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
Lots of things.
Which is why I don't do them. None of them bore me to tears though. Because as a MAN, I don't cry.
That's all I'm saying here.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
Saturday afternoons.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
Work at the moment
So quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
polishing chrome

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
Just use Firefox like everyone else.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
The alien insect that Khan Noonien Singh has inserted into my ear.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
I couldn't eat those penny sweet marshmallow shrimps after watching that

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
I couldn't eat them before
on account of them being fucking horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
Shopping.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
My niece told me she'd been helping her dad dust yesterday
Then my sister (her mum) told me she'd been sanding.

The website specifications I have to write for work, all dull as hell.

Also, you never told me what colour you're shooting. And what are you restoring?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
metallic black
I'm not changing the colour, but I'm mostly using replacement panels so it warrants a bare metal respray on half of the car, which is this
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
I wish someone would start a pun thread or something

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
Fucking hell that was fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
aww man. sadtimes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
near the chop

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
lulz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
I've decided to get the clippers out
and I'm going to give myself a 0 all over
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
smoooooth like a seal

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)
Back, sack and crack?

(I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
yeah I've heard having a wife is a massive downer

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)
I'm sure that The LOVELY Mrs baldmonkey is neither massive nor a Downser.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
just proving that opposites attract

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
*cricket applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)
Man, I've just seen that the Fun Lovin' Criminals are playing Oxford tonight.
Fuck it, I might just knock off early this evening and go.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)
are you in the uk now then stuj? you should of said i would have got you a ticket for the eels

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
I am mongy.
And ta.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)
mind you it is next month, will you still be here?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)
Aye, but I'm going to be at SONISPHERE mongy.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
can i get something but something good not shit
what do i get
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)
whoa, the eels rock

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)
you sicken me

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
i am constantly gypped

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)
haha see this yeh
right up there with that mong face one i love what you dont do no more
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)
strike
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
saink you aint had in a while eh blank bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)
they were cunts when I saw them a few years back
We were literally forbidden from moving from our seats. No standing, dancing, singing, anything. Orders of the band.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
Wait, I thought he meant actual eels, like in an aquarium.
Sorry mongy, I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)
In retrospect I would have preferred real eels
They were accused of being Nazi's by the local paper...slightly harsh I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
But they did gas all those Jews in their changing room after the show.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
Come to Sonisphere The LOVELY Wrongalicious.
SLAYER are playing.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
here
fuck that
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
Further evidence of WRONGNESS.
That's all I'm saying here.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)
that's all i'm saying here

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)
PUT IT BACK STUJ, GO ON PUT IT BACK

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)
that's all i'm saying here

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)
My computer went a bit spacky vlad.
That's all I'm saying here.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/comp.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
:/
That's all I'm saying here
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
Fuhrer evidence of WRONGNESS.
That's all I'm saying here.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)
that's all i'm saying here

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)
There'll be LOADS of caravans there.
That's all I'm saying here.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
lol. heavy metal, what a load of shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
Better than some whiney emo shoegazers mongy.
No offence, forum banter.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
And that's all I'm saying here.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
She must be a really, really, really talented musician too.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
Harsh Mike.
Harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
I'm just popping to the shops for a couple of hours.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
i wouldn't know how to do that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
I can make notes if you like.
And tell you all about it when I get pack.
I am very hungry because I have not been slamming fistfuls of pie into my face all morning for a change.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
ok, i usually go shopping for half an hour tops

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
Wife.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
yeah i just read about that problem further down, sorry about that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
Appeciate it.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
I DONE A PICTURE !
b3ta.com/board/10453793
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
i shan't be commenting as you never did on my last picture :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
Was I even around? I was probably in hospital, not on my death bed or anything, so I guess I could have commented, but maybe I was in x-ray which is in the basement and my phone doesn't work down there.
Or maybe I was having a colonoscopy at the time, I've had a few of those, so I might have been.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)
hey it's cool, i understand, nevermind, there is always next year

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
I'm pleased my disabilitating dire health condition didn't sully your online drawing sharing experiance.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
no problem, i'm glad it turn out well for me to be fair

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
I'm just letting you know that I'm using the trolling tactic of not replying here.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)
:)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13819764
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
Stupid backwards pessents.
At least this will show the "[Muslim Countries with other backward practises] are peasent lower life forms" lot that this sort of thing isn't restricted to the Arabs and Africans.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
I think he's proposing to you mongy.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
very nice, i wonder if he'd like to come and see the eels with me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
Is Glued Eel allowed visitors again now then?
Only after what happened to that coach party I thought they were keeping him under extra security now.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
i'm not paying 50 quid to watch glued eel drink frij

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
It's been called the performance spectacle of the decade though mongy.
He won the Turner prize for it.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
That's a disgrace, it isn't art unless he can drink a frij and make it look like a bowl of fruit, or some cliffs or a horse.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
He drinks it through his eyes.
And it comes out of his ears.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)
I read it's like a pre-rafrijjelite thing apparently

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
It is?
Wow, I didn't know that.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
no not really, I never read about art as I hate it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
well i got my tickets, this wants to be worth it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
Liar.
Once more you fill the internet with untruth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
Just waiting for Wife.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
If that really is your name.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
What shops?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
Game. One Legged Jockey. WILKINSONS. Primark. Spar. Boxhalls.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
Fetch me some porn, some booze and a cornetto then ta chap.
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
Do you want Fat and Pregnant, or Grannies Do Anal?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
Either, I'm not fussy.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
not what i've heard

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
As long as they're willing to wear a Ding mask, have their bum painted gold and shout "ARNO!" and "HUN DAN!" I'll do more or less anything.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
ding was a bot stuj, let it go

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
LIES mongy.
Both me and Scott actually spoke to her, and Mooey got mail from her. SHE IS OUR INCOHERENT GOLDEN BUMMED GODDESS AND SHE WILL RETURN! Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
NO!!!!!!!


:(
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
He's a BLASPHEMER!
She WILL return. HUN DAN! ARNO!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
have you gone yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
he'll be in Greggs elbowing his way past all the other customers by now

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
Boot fairs, the weekly shop, IKEA, sports
what sort of pointless mundane shit are you going to waste this weekend with?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)
oh no, you didn't

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
is this like that bit in Roger Rabbit where they say "I don't you do I don't you do I don't you don't I do"?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
dunno, the only time i saw that film was at the cinema

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
alright, I'll be the dim one
I didn't what?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
ask these dull fuckers to post aspects of the tedium of their day to day lives, maybe, dunno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)
Do us a Live From The Lake then mongy.
Or give us some Bivvy News.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
i stopped live from the lake stuj due to threats of violence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
Oh man. :(
I hope that the mods banned the haters.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
Your mum, lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
winrar

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
m
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xxx
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
Yes

(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
I think you may have misunderstood the question

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
Mainly just pottering about.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
I was bored and had a quick browse through qotw
fuck me that's some dull shit
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
Mine was the only good one.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
Work mostly.
'Ning chap.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
Hey, stuj! i say, I say, I say, how does a Jedi Master prepare the soft drinks when hosting a birthday party for a ten year old?
In a Yoda Stream!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
lol
lolol
lololol
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
:/
It's too early for starwarsey joke time.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
Work, and then an air show and jazz on the beach tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
You're such a slut for strikethrough.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
I heard that JackAction jizzed on Margate beach
not saying it's true, but that's the word on the strikethrough grapevine
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
Hey...
You asleep?
(Rainbow Meow, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:31, archived)
Show us your bum hole

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:32, archived)
That's not on the menu

(Rainbow Meow, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)
typical

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:34, archived)
NONCE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:35, archived)
No
But I do look young for my age. Easy mistake for him to make.
(Rainbow Meow, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
Sorry dude
But some standards must be maintained, know what I'm saying?
(Rainbow Meow, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:35, archived)
i guess.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
Without standards, where would this board be?

(Rainbow Meow, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:38, archived)
in the gutter where it belongs

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:38, archived)
Fuck off then

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:38, archived)
i'll show my bumhole if it helps

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)
This is the Big Society in action

(Rainbow Meow, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)
and people thought cameron was full of shit...

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:44, archived)
They have been proven wrong tonight!
And with that, goodnight B3ta!!! Leave my sandwich on the nightstand, pls.
(Rainbow Meow, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)
I'm home now, every little thing's gonna be alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:38, archived)
It will be if you make me a sandwich

(Rainbow Meow, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)
I'll level with you. That probably wont happen.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
No
I'm hunting slugs
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)
what gauge shotgun are you using?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:58, archived)
no, i'm aperson! ha! ha! ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 2:32, archived)
ha ha ha!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 2:44, archived)
lolololol

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 4:37, archived)
no.
I'm waiting for god to get here so I can masturbate.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:33, archived)
WHAPPLE

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
Good evening MGT.
Tell me something interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
babies cry with an accent.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
over the w or the a?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)
well that depends on the baby

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
this is my main issue with babies, no coherency.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
they're all cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
I never know what to say to them.
I don't know why people bother introducing me to them, they're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
yeah and everyone else is all like "oh he's so beautiful &c,"
I don't know, they all look like Bruce Willis to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
I don't understand why people on maternity leave
bring their babies in to work. It's just showing off that their womb works and it's really disruptive.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
if someone brought their baby in to my work i would char grill it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
One time someone at church gave me their baby to hold while they went away for a bit,
it was really confused because I wouldn't let it suck my tits and it started crying.

Trying to reason with it proved futile.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
why didn't you let it suck your tits?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
because I'm one mean motherfucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
shit dude, it was a baby, that is cold heartd

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
In the resturant next door work there is a little dog like Rick Stine's one that they let walk around on it's own around Farringdon (central london), loads of people who work there know it and its never gone missing.
Quite amazing really when you think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
there's a hair salon in Edinburgh that always has a pug in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
Oh GLEE

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)
A dog in a restaurant?
Fuck that shit. I wouldn't eat anywhere that had a dog wandering round. I also wouldn't drink real ale anywhere that had vinegar on the tables.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:09, archived)
faggot

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)
Really? That's quite surprising.
I was training someone today and she noticed my email address. She said "How did you come up with that?" so I admitted my official name is Cattle Rusling, thanks to changing it by deed poll some years ago when I was drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
yeah, apparently,
they pick up on the different intonation patterns of their native language while they're still in the womb.

Also bees can be trained to sniff for drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
I'd heard about the bees, not the native language thing. That's pretty cool.
Unrelated again, but at work we have some filing cabinets that allow you to open more than one drawer at once. Someone actually opened the top two drawers and it toppled over. The outcome is to replace all filing cabinets without the standard safety mechanism.

I can't help but feel this is pandering to the mongs.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
this should be filed under the When Idiots Design Things category.
Like the herbal teabags at work that, instead of having a string with a wee tag on the end, the teabags themselves are really long and drape over the side of the cup with a sort of cardboard hanger that goes over the handle.

The problem is they clearly never heard of the capillary effect. I came back from the loo to find my cup in a puddle. They have invented a teabag that siphons the tea out of the cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
Here's another interesting thing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_equivalent_dose
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
this is a purple link.
i remember reading this at the same time as i read about another whimsical measurement which was based on the number of times one specific student could lay head to foot across a bridge in america somewhere, they actually did it, he laid down then stood up and laid down again, all across the bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
There's also the thing about the half life of teaspoons.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)
all bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)
still,
where would we be without whimsy, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)
somewhere nice

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
hmmm I can't think of any definition of "nice"
that doesn't involve a great deal of whimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)
teehee!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
ally oop

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
I can't figure out if you know that whapple is a thing and making a really subtle joke i don't get
or you were making a silly word to kick start a new thread. either way. Yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)
it was made some time ago,
and it is relevant now.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
i can't figure out why a bridle path is relevant
am i being more dense than normal?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
that's reassuring

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
someone else can provide a link to the backstory,
I'm no gonnae.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
i'll search whapple myself, see what i can come up with

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)
coving in houses was first invented because people belived spiders couldn't deal with curves

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)
I like coving that has dentils.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
that is earwig stuff, beyond my remit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
Is coving that lining stuff on the bottom of walls?

(Rainbow Meow, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:23, archived)
jam on toast
knowledgefiles.com/authors/aleister-crowley/the-equinox-the-review-of-scientific-illuminism-vol-1-no-1/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
Aleister Crowley was quite the nutjob.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)
you called?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)
This is relevant to my interests

(Rainbow Meow, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:20, archived)
It has just ocured to me
that I will never fire a gun in anger. Unless something truly catastrophic goes down I'm too old to be recruited to the military so I'm never going to be involve in a war.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)
You could fire a BB gun in despair
Close enough?
(Rainbow Meow, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:24, archived)
alright moon girl tech

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)
I have just ordered a baking book from Amazon

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:16, archived)

www.donothingfor2minutes.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
OH BOY!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
i'm going to make one with my fishing rods, do nothing for hours, gret times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
where is jack action? he likes marvel comic stuff
rawlsbrawls.blogspot.com/2011/06/man-of-steel.html
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
I'm not sure I like the fact that it FAILs you if you do something,
I don't think I really want to be put under that kind of pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
What's with all the thread deletion lately?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
A new way of getting noticed.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
whoa, when?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
Dekionplexis posted some shit ascii thing
and there was some more earlier but I think I was knocking one out at the time so didn't really notice. And that sexface chap always deletes his threads.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
I think it's a good thing. The less spastic drivel on here, the better.
Maybe the b3ta code could be changed so it deletes some new threads as soon as they're received by the server, so they never get to the board.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
While I agree with your statement
there's often sentient conversation happening in the wake of spastic drivel that gets deleted. Indeed, it's probably because of that conversation that a spastic decides to delete.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post1102666
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
Never gonna happen, I spoke to cr3 about it.
There is no way, we will get something as useful as this, so people can delete embarrassing threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
I can see why,
though most deletions are petty rather than for a good reason
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
I'd love that the fun sub threads, with conversations would stay.
Sadly not to be oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
you are forcing my hand here tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
i only log infor the spastic drivel

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
seconded, carried

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
WHAT'S EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE TOAST?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
It's a cheap and naff little gimmick.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
Agreed.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
And another.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)
and i fucking love Swayze

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)
Bit disappointed that didn't do anything interesting at the end.
Y'know at the end of Hulk Tony Stark walks in to the bar and says he's putting a team together, is that actually going to be a movie or were they just shitting us?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
dunno, i know the hulk is grey in some of the comics i've got

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
I'd quite like to start on comics.
I got Watchmen and enjoyed it, I'd quite like to read some batman. Any advice on where I should start?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)
Dunno about a starting point
but The Killing Joke, Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth, and The Dark Knight Returns are all well worth a look
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
i'm not so sure about Batman
but i can definitely reccomend Preacher series, or The Boys, and there is a wonderful comic called Sleeper that is ace as fuck, spy comic, but very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
Are they books or collections of individual comics?
Can you treat me like the retard I am and give me some links to stuff I should buy?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
My three above are all graphic novels, should be able to find them on Amazon or summat

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)
my three are series of graphic novels
however drimble is correct about arkham asylum being most excellent as a stand alone graphic novel. Also, if you're a Neil Gaiman fan he has a series called Sandman that you can get in 8 parts as graphic novels that is totally worth the read,
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
I've read some of his novels
(good omens, neverwhere, anansie boys) so I'll give that a go, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
I've ordered sandman: preludes and nocturns

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)
good choice
the artist changes a lot, and some of the artwork may not be to your liking (i found this) but his storytelling is so good you can look past it when it doesn't suit you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)
You're in for a treat - I love the bit at the start, where Dream is kept prisoner
culminating in 'the gift of eternal waking' - you'll see what I mean when you get that far
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
do you have a decent shop to browse in?
the one here is gone, and i miss stumbling across excellent stuff that i'd never have found without browsing
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
Unfortunately not - it used to be great with racks full of reduced, old and hard to find comics, but recently they've done away with a lot of the independent and low-budget stuff in favour of whatever tedious drivel Marvel decide to churn out this month.
Since then I have to be satisfied with picking up a very occasional graphic novel from Waterstones or Smiths :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
ours has gone completely
and everytime i go in to Waterstones, there is more marvel and Manga, and less and less of anything i want to read. I miss browsing, sometimes i go to London just to get a hit of that dusty second hand packed in it's little pocket smell.

I need a new hobby.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
Many years ago I picked up some comics called 'The Nocturnals' by Dan Brereton, the art in them is amazing
www.google.co.uk/search?q=brereton+nocturnals&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)
YES!!
i've a few of those too, the art work is totally non-heinous
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
uh... wrong account?
edit: no, I'm a tard.

Sleeper seems to be different volumes, is this one?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)
that's one
it really blew me out of the water that comic, one of the best i've read in ages. I spend far too much money on them though. If you want balls out superhero stuff with a twist, try Alan Moore's Wildstorm stuff, if you enjoyed his style in Watchmen. it's a bit more classic superhero stuff, but still with his humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
I don't really know what I want, I'm new to the genre so I'll try anything.
Right, I'v ordered sleeper season one as well. That's £20 spent so I'll stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
it can get very expensive very quickly,
especially if you have a good comic shop near you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
Not a clue about that.
Being an internet recluse Asda is about as adventurous as I get, and that only when I want to go look at strange people.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
That said,
I went in to a guitar shop recently and said "Hello! I'd like to take up the guitar. I think I want an electric one." and I spent about an hour chatting to the chap before spending a few hundred quid.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
did you get a my first guitar book?
can you play smoke on the water yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
I've a few books,
a few friends play guitar and passed their old stuff on to me. I started with guitar for dummies on the kindle and it's shit. Reference boos should be in print, kindle is for stories.

I can play the first couple of bars on single strings, I can't do the proper two string stuff. I learnt the first few bars of duelling banjos before I went in so I could play something the chaps in the shop were unlikely to hear from a n00b.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
let me know when you're ready to start a B3ta rock band
we'll be world famous in no time. (i play Bass, or double Bass if necessary)
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
Cool.
I seriously need to improve my rhythm. It used to be excellent but since my dad died I seem to have inherited his.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
read a book, there will be a place near you that relies on you borrowing the books for free, they are bonkers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
Not within reasonable walking distance.
No swimming pools either.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
I'll just kick off my shoes and relax...

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
FAIL
shoe removal
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
I'm always suspicious of things that tell me to turn my speakers up
they usually start screaming at me or some shit
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
It doesn't.
I was disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
I'll have a look later.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
The new fixtures are out. Triggering pre-season for lovely football.
What are your hopes for the forthcoming year?

For those who don't like football, feel free to discuss shoes or your nails.
Whilst a portly chap panders at you on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
I don't often say this
but Jammers, this thread is shit, I preferred Mortal Wombat's one. Shut up about your poof's sport.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
That's very offensive, and I will hold an internet based grudge for several months.
Long after you've forgotten what triggered my unrest.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
We both know you will actually remember this for some weeks

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
My males breasts are wobbling with so much rage right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
are you sure it's rage

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
If I had nipple tassles I'd have my own eye out.
:(

Rage and WoW based excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
christ you're a dull cunt

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
Hang fire, Nonce.
Bit busy here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
King Judased us Jammers.
I'm dreading Cov v Brum next season.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
WE WANT FOUR MILLION FOR LEON BEST!
FOUR MILLION!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
get out
he's shit.

We want 40 mil for modric.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
£22m wasn't enough for Redknapp.
I can imagine £22m and some "Agent Fees" might have a different effect, mind.

..Modric isn't worth £40m.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
28 and some chips should do it
Berbs wasn't worth 30 and Carrick definitely wasn't worth 18, but money talks. Old Harry can dig up a random african player who will score 20 in a season, sell him for a bucketload and he'll never have a good season again. See also: Yakubu, Benjani.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)
Surprised we've picked up Ba so easily.
Only Everton, who are as tight as usual put up a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)
He'll definitely crack you a few goals
you need to tighten on the wings a bit, but you've got a solid mid table squad already.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
the rapist becomes the rapee?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
Something like that.
He's just been a fucking bell end about the whole thing. No-one wanted him and we gave him a chance, although it was uncomfortable for me to know a convicted sex offender was playing for my team.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
if it's any comfort
there are several unconvicted sex offenders playing for other teams.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
This it true.
And you made me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
none at all, i cut my nails today though

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
D-:
ingeb.org/songs/cutthemo.html
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
West Ham, eh?
Could be a derby next season.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
Big Sam and his big pile of long ball wank
he'll go up.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
He's already reassembling Bolton.
I give it two months before he's under pressure at West Ham for not playing football the way they want it. Or something along these lines.
Allardyce will blame Newcastle United.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
I'll blame him for being a cud chewing pork lover
who's idea of tactics is to chew more gammon, furiously.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
The taps at Allardyce Towers dispense tomato ketchup.
True.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
in my line of work, yesterday
there was a disgruntled fan of a former Midlands European Champion club, who got to deliver a contract to be signed by the former manager of their very unhappy rivals. It was a pleasure to deal with that particular job.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
lost me there jmg

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
my nail is growing back nicely after my dog bit it off, thanks for asking JMG

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
*Tender handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
i'm not much of a football fan
but i wish your team well, and if we're having a pint and the game is on i'll get the round in so you won't miss a goal.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
You're the perfect date.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
if your perfect date has a penis
then yes
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)
Plump and wrinkled, yet still sweet?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
I'm making a girly website about c++ programming,
I hope it will get me a better job.

Well I say better. What I really mean is different.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
my bum is a bit itchy
diagnose it, internet
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
you don't understand basic hygeine

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
i bathe every day in hot lava

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
beyond my remit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
you are suffering from shameless attention-seeking

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
possible
i have been accused of this in the past
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
and now you are being accused of it in the arse

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
oh my

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
too much tanning?
snooki sat her bum in a little refrigerator and it helped I think
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
too much talking

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
are you insinuating mortal wombat spread his arsecheeks and painted lips around his bumhole and made it talk?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
it's a darn good idea

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
Embedded remnant of walnut shell

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
worms

(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
hankieHANKIE
HANKIES
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
BALDHANKIE? LOL
Not on your nelly!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
shall we have a quiz or summat?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
yeah go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
what type? i really only do sitcom or bad film synopsis, i did try trick questions once, that was ok

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
Bad Film synopsis could do with an airing
it's been a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
something about a group of boys into trains getting a stiffy or summat?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
hur, Stand By Me
Professor abandons his class to fuck around with his Dad in the Middle East
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
some in diana jones shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
well that game died

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
I'm down with that, mongers
can we pick specialist subjects?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
dunno man, i'm a no trick pony when it comes to this, i remember doing blockbusters once here, that was mental

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
oh man, I want to do the gold run

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
hold on, i have to make the grid in paint, mikes catchphrase was v cool

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
but do you fold it into a triangle, or a Stanley knife blade?
that's really important
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
PANKIES

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
you're not allowed to call them that any more

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
I don't think /talk are aware that I'm going to glastonbury.
I've had no jealous gazes.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
*gazes jealously*

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
*gazes longingly*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
Imelda May winked at me last year.
That's how cool it is.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
is that a bit like Imelda Marcos. but with less shoes?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
what an interesting name, is she a sorceress?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
she's a wizard, definitely

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
ah
that sort of gal
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
*gazes in a very similar fashion*

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
But to counter that fucking coolness
I'm staying in on a friday to improve the performance of my PC.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
the universe is once more in balance

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
What's so cool about standing around in a muddy field listening to a shit speaker system murder your favourite songs
while you get vomited on by smacked-up pissheads?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
Oh shit, and you paid to go there too
you massive fucking wankstain
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
smack at that advert frenzy? yeah, wat?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
They have the best sound systems I've ever heard at any gig.
It's full of middle class, right-on, white, bleeding heart liberals like me.
It's only a bit of mud.
A lot of bands realise it's a big deal and put more effort in.
People aren't that drugged up until like 10ish so it's not that bad.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
you're making it even worse for yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
Even you'd enjoy it.
YES TRUTH
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)
Like fuck I would
It's got live music, shit food, camping, lots of people, smoking, drugs, alcohol and an extortionate entry fee. I'd hate it, and I'd make everyone else hate it to.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
if you can't afford a silk hankie for your top pockey
just cut a piece of white card in to a triangle and use a pencil to add a fake monogram.
should go with your second-hand probably dug up from a grave suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
i'm leaving the typo, i like it

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
have you got one in your hat?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
I always have one in my hand

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
I wanna reach out and grab me

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
like in dune?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
What? Safe links from me? Surely not?
1: threescore.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/letter.jpg
2: threescore.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/letter-2.jpg

Enjoy.

Who did you last write to?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
I really fucking hope to hell that you're not an actual parent

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
Just because your little soldiers are too retarded to find an egg
doesn't mean it's the same for every man here.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
perhaps it would be better if it was

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
True.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
I do my utmost to ensure my proto-machines
drown in a vat of churning stomach acid
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
or at least in the eventual outcome of such a churn

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
like the way a fly vomits on its food to digest it

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
I'm not seeing how you arrived at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
I leapt to the absolutely impossible conclusion
that it was your own child's letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
Stupid boy.
Have you considered you might be a more jolly chap if you moved out of that depressing hole that is Poland?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy-xEzwdLBw#t=0m43s
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
i know he is married and in his mid to late twenties, i also heard that although he is a cunt online sometimes he is as soft as shite really

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
Oh Internet Stalkers, how you fail me.
Early 30s.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
i only get my info from people you talk to, you may well lie to them, bit of a worry that, you ok sweetie? wanna chat?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
You're a disturbed man.
Have I upset you with my links? ahahaha. You never launch into one of these spats unless someone's upset you. Online. lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
you missed an e, you illiterate bastard

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
You'ree righte.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
i'm so upset, i wonder how this can ever end

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
In the tried and tested way of /talk of course:
It ends when the thread becomes so wide
everything
is
like
th
is
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
/talk dont get that way anymore, slowly dying, the tedious go, the semi tedious are too scared to post and the good users were only ever me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
That's a shame.
/talk no longer capable of getting a wide-on. Full of used, shriveled old cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
he may well be just hoping that you never breed, i myself hope you die before sundown

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
I'm going to burn a bivvy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
do what you want, how's your wife?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
Sitting not 2 feet away.
How's your bivvy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
all good, be a few weeks before i get it erected

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
Exciting stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
if you say so

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
you said erec...
oh i can't bring myself to
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
I can
I think you were going to refer to his erection, hur hur hur fnar fnar oh what's the jesus shitting point of it all.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
i'm gonna come back after a couple more drinks
see if i can bring myself to make it up to you all
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
You can't bring yourself to erection?
Yeah I get that problem too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
shall we start a club?
more like a wet slap i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
I'll take any junior member under my wing

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
That's brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
in what way?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
In that Sainsbury's replied in such a nice way.
I used to work with the customer liaison team and they were a bunch of miserable sods.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
that's good, i'm still not clicking on it if it isn't porn

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
i only click porn links

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5T96LHnEWw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
Dear Publishers - pretty please will you publish my book? Yours, Hedonist
Dear Hedonist

No

Publishers
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
who's your target readership?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
fat spastic lesbians

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
dunno really
anyone who likes amusing memoirs and true life stuff

and fat spastic lessods
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
£3
cheap wankers, they posted £610 million pre-tax profit. i'd piss in their entrance way.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
father christmas
still waiting :(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
*Punches the air*
Get in!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
i surprised at you, more fat people

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
oops, i accidentally posted again
this would have made more sense if baldmonkey hadn't deleted his post.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
SOZ

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
hey, wanna cyber?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
don't wanna be your 3rd choice thanks, no offence.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
hold on, who are the other 2?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
Laurel & Hardy.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
Rhubard and Custard

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU AERE SAYIONG ABOUT

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
Someone I know has just made a Facebook page for his pet Tarantula
:o/
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
i might do this facebook thing, it looks really interesting, i might wait a while tho, see if it catches on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
we don't talk about deletion

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
we just think it....

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
I can't get to onthebox.com working
Is there anything good on at 9pm?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
hang on, let me check......
...8 out of 10 cats seems the best of a shit bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
Not worth stopping Scanners for.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
if you have fiver
Superbad is on, not everyone's cup of tea, but hey,
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
hello.
what's your favourite balloon?
failing that, why are you indoors on here when you could be out getting soggy and complaining about the weather?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
That is to say "Cor!
Look at the hat on this."
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
The classics crowd pay hundreds for those

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
you'll need a white scarf flying out behind you to go with that
you can keep it permanently in the right direction if even in a low wind environment with a bent coathanger and some tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
I've got a white silk scarf from my wedding day and shit

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
i think this may be more your style
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B004QVZT5K/ref=olp_product_details?ie=UTF8&me=&seller=
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
cheers ducks

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
Hey! I'm thinking of buy a decent hat to wear about the place.
I think men should wear hats again. Proper hats, not caps.
At the moment I am favouring a bowler hat. I don't have a large enough penis to be able to unironically wear a top hat, so that's out.
What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)
I might start wearing suits all the time, too.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)
Oh no, I have started a new thread and now it is time for dinner.
I am such a shit hole
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

I don't think you have to wear a top hat on your cock, maybe I have misunderstood, sorry, can you repeat the question
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)
I'm rather fond of a trilby or a fedora.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
can i just say
and nothing else? phwoar.
*panders*
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)
A Panama hat
Everyone loves a Panama hat
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
Also - Bowler

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
exams finished!
Bowlers are good, but top hats are better
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)
hey great, does this mean now you have finished you will stop being really dull and only able to interact with only a couple of forum memebers?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:24, archived)
if you want me to mongy
I'm not sure about the dull bit though, that's probably genetic
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)
your Dad talked to your Mum until she fell asleep, and then raped her?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)
i drove the audi today, didn't like it, any ideas?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)
AUDI PARTNER! HAHAHAAHHA!
Boil a poop
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)
look, i dont like you and you dont like me, let us just leave each other alone on this forum and move onwards

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
But i love you

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
dunno, what do you want?
big comfortable cruiser or sporty somethingorother? A compromise will always be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
and estate that goes like shit off a shovel
but got to be big enough for fishing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
Sounds like a job for Mr BMW

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)
not for me, i'd rather a volvo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
yeah, whatever volvos the police used
they were fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)
my old man has a V70
T6 AWD, it's a pricey motor, but it goes like stink. Not so great on the MPG but good fun for such a big machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
YAY
Congratulations, enjoy, are you drunk yet etc
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
Had a few drinks
then popped back home to shower and change. More drinks here I come! Have a good evening
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)
Enjoy, much deserved, go you xx

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
i really hope you two know each other, if not you both can go on my current b3ta dull list, with the other shitcunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
The Homburg is the hat
for the discerning gentleman, the fedora was ruined by that Timberlake fellow and the furry pink ones chav girls wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)
Tricorn
I hear they're due for a comeback
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
i honestly hope you die before sundown

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
I think a flatcap will suit your stupid face, you fucking gargoyle.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
i have a flat beak new era fitted hat
bet you hate that don't you? You should get a flat cap if it suits you.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
I'm not sure I've met anyone youngish who wears a hat who wasn't a tool
I'm sure there must be some
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:42, archived)
I don't know you, you might not be a tool

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
i'm going to to assume he is a pair of knippex cable shears

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)
A trilby?
Any old prick (regardless of size) can wear one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)
takes a really big arsehole to wear one inside out

(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)
A fedora, but not any old fedora. A Stetson fedora.
That's right. Indiana Jones.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)

It's not meant for hats!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)
One of those hats with holders for 2 cans of drink either side
with straws on
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)
Only two?
poof
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)
2 cans either side
4 cans
Cans the size of a dog
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)
What sort of dog?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
i hate dogs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
A labrador

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
What's the world's most scariest dog?
A labraaaaaador
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
I always wear a hat when I go outdoors.
The proper hat, of course, depends on the rest of your outfit, which in turn depends on the weather.

For the summer I suggest you obtain a straw boater, a striped blazer and a pair of white flannel trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
alright mgt, what do you make of tor?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
I don't know what tor is.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)
a small rocky peak

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
Ok then maybe I'd make a salad out of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
It's like a browser but more shhhh!

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
"This package requires no installation. Just extract it and run."
The fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
Haven't tried it.
Nothing says "I'm doing something illegal" like covering your tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
Fucking hell, it all makes sense now
You're Hyacinth Bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
Hyacinth Bucket was no anarchist.
Maybe she went to church to show off her hats, I don't know, I think my gran is part Hyacinth Bucket though, she reportedly only used to go to church for that very reason. She even has one of those little knitted flamenco dancers to cover up the spare toilet roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
my gran has one of those little knitted flamenco dancers to cover up the scag and used needles in her bathroom

(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)

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