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Your ideas for an image challenge please

Time for something very different I think - maybe a real world photoshop compo?

Ideas that reference he who shall not be named will not be picked. Sorry.

EDIT: I'm going to let this thread brew over night and set the challenge in the morning. So drop your ideas in at any time.

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rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

What about Web Sheriff related suggestions?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

nope

really - we're moving on

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rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

Ok, just checking =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

aliens with human jobs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

like? plumbers and accountants and stuff?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

Yeah, but with human jobs

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

oh sorry, HUMAN!

I wasn't paying attention

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

bricklayers, cowboys, bookprinters...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

brickboys, cowprinters and booklayers

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

i fucked a book once

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

hahahaha

hopefully no paper cuts?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

Gah, pissssssssssssss

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

didn't quite

make it to the loo on time?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

No control, me

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)

Paper cut?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

Hehehe

It's funny because kut means cunt in dutch

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)

really?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

Ja.

It's one of the main reasons I liked directing a movie with friends.
Getting to shout KUT! all the time.
This also means that something is totally crap, you see.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

Hahaha!

Does it mean it in German as well? Cos if it doesn't I can start insulting The Git I Hate without him realising....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)

Nein.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

Excellent....

/Burns

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)

That's the first word of Dutch I ever learned

/Dutch ex who stole all my stuff and robbed me blog

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)

Oh yeah

I trust you want your CDs back then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)

Yes please

you can keep the prince ones though

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)

fascinating. Do continue....

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

ours eyes met across a crowded library

i made my move and ran my finger down her spine

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

What was it like between the covers?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

fantastic

and what a twist at the climax

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)

been done...I suggested it :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)

______ on toast

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

TOATS ON TOAST

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

what crazy science is this!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

i like this

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

_______ on stoats

pfft!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

st___ on ___ats

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

stits on tats?

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

strap on cats.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

Shop a kitten

or combine various b3ta memes in one image

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

this gets my vote

"The Merger of Memes" for the saving of space maybe?

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Duncoffin is life., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

Shop a kitten gets my vote!

But Fluffy Time without the mis-spelling. I don't know why kittinz are supposed to not be able to spel.

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Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)

What is this real world you speak of?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

scissors, paper etc

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rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

...and rock

et voila, a new game

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

Ooh, I liked that challenge

I missed it though, because I'm a slow moron who doesn't join in until the last minute ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

deja vu

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

ah righto.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

Rock

"Update Rock, Paper, Scissors for the modern world"

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le brian, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

You mean like the version me and my mate Jo play?

Bread, paper and cheese.

Gaz me if you want to know how it works =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)

My desk is the world??

How disconcerting.

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

life without friction

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

masterbation would lose all its art

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

ADVERTS FROM THE FUTURE!

Also, Prince is a cunt, apparently.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

is he?

Welcome to web 2.0 your worshipfulness

- who is this "prince" you speak of? Sounds like like a right old tosser (unless he actually is a prince, in which case take me to the tower and chop of my head for high treason)

I never believed that anyone could be more up their own arse than me. But alas I've been proved wrong by a drawf yank non-entity with questionable musical taste - Sheena Easton (Big Time - ask your parents) for gawd sake. I rest my case.

TWUMP of the HIGHEST* ORDER

He should get the order of the TWUMP garter from HRH the next time he visits.

(*shortest)

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

...

(I actually really like Prince..the early stuff up to the 'symbol' album..but Shhhhh)

OH YES, HE'S A RIGHT CUNT THAT ONE, FUCKING WANKER, I HATES HIM, I'M GLAD HIS KID WAS A GOGGLE EYED WALNUT, etc.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

GOGGLE EYED WALNUT

HA HA HA

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)

here

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/sexymotherfucker.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)

is it because

I is a short-arse?

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)

farmyard animals in abusive relationships with ducks

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

this should and MUST be used

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)

fluffy bunnies?

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

the cat that got the cream

cats in top paid jobs

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

The results of the new b3ta friends system

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

"you cannot add any more friends"

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

I can't add any :(

I don't know why not either.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)

genetics gone wrong

4 animal mash ups

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

^ this pretty please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

haha yes! ^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

^this

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

80's-90's childrens TV characters

What they're doing now, after being laid off (if it hasn't bindun).

(rpozz, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

I likee

This Please!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

offensive in 16k

again :)

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

If The Dead Ruled the world

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

Beans...just beans

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

Images of the unexplained

lochness.. bigfoot

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

what about

DUNCAN AH CANNAT SEE MAN! - What would the world look like if you were blinded by a paintball in Newcastle.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

Romero for president?

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

A zombie surviving in a mall full over living people trying to kill it.

Winner.

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)

worst disability ever

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

I am liking this...ya doirty fecka.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

I thought

If B3ta was a country sounded like a good idea. Not my idea, but I have no ides where I heard it.

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TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

i agree with this

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)

Anything as long as it doesn't involve pages of movie posters

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

Book posters!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

^this

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)

Hmmmmm

Prince

William and Prince Harry

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

photoshopping porn to be sfw

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

i always liked that idea

but it kinda breaks every rule we've ever run b3ta by

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rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

even the Man Milk or Moo Milk game?

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v that one too

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

tache or gash?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

yeah yeah

but they're not the messageboard.

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rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

THe Sex Pistols are sell-outs!

Or summat.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)

Adult variatons of schoolyard games?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)

Total Physics Breakdown.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7787324

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

mongychops ex wife is an utter cunt

i'll supply a picture

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

0_O

Got some unresolved issues, chap?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

*'s ex-partner is a cunt

and here are all the pictures they took before it became evident?

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

this

mr horrible's ex wife is an utter cunt...

b3ta ex's who are CUNTS challenge!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

I'm still recently married

and the amount of divorced people is worrying me.

I feel so behind the times...

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

Don't fret, it's not all doom and gloom

I've been married 27 years now - mind you it would probably be longer if I didn't have time deducted for bad behaviour

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)

oh now THAT'S a lawsuit waiting to happen

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)

pffft

you could always start a mini challenge

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

"If Nazis ran the internet"

Or
"If the world was unbranded"
What would the chavs do? What would adverts say? How would we have personality??

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

Bob Dylan

just him generally, all-round

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

Work is NSFW

Take a picture at work that could be misconstrued as being 'not safe for work'. Bonus points for not getting fired.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

Good one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

dinosaurses :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

civil servant jobs

stupid job titles and what they do...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

Making cloud shapes? And a new type of weather maybe?

How about creating your own band from the corpses of old ones. We could exhume the stones.
If life was a Meatloaf ballad?
If life was up north?
If everyone was apologetic? Sorry.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

Balls!

Throw them, lob them, dangle em, pierce em, Balls! Balls! Balls!

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)

Malcolm McDowell.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)

If the world was Steampunk.

Or if the world was stuck in the past.

Personally I'm thinking of maps with olde english but the words your oyster.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)

Anagranimals.

Re-purpose your favourite creatures.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

Fish

/drunken suggestion, will regret it if it's piked.

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XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

I know what you bream.........'cough'

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

Fish get piked all the time...

It's a traditional way of catching them in some areas.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

's funny...

On the way home I was thinking up a fish related purple gnome pic, I made up a new saying and everything but it's totally irrellivant now.

Bastard.

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)

Try to shop Prince Charles into a band

funk up the heir to the throne without mentioning the litigious one.

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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

Didn't Her Maj threaten to close down the BBC

for something similar though?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)

childhood explanations

(I_am_B, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)

Animal Zombies

or

Infomercials / adverts that never happened
(possibly as offensive & unsuitable as possible)

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

Misheard TV or film titles

Such as Pimp My Bride, Sitar Trek and the like

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

ditch photoshop

and use stuff around the house/office to maximum effect

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

I do like this idea

Even if other people don't.

Just because it forces people to be creative in a different way =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

New olympic disciplines

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)

They're putting skateboarding in the Olympics.

That's a joke in itself.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)

A world without lawyers.

Was Lionel Hutz' imagination correct?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)

Photoshop the internet?

Personally I'd like to create a paradox.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)

Alternative uses for household appliances

*thinks*
There is a bell ringing in the back of my brain.
Has this bindun?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)

we're just all experts at it already

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)

What about...

if pint-sized pop-stars had a sense of humour?
Or cartoon characters integrated into society?
Or of boardgames were real?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)

Disney?

McDonalds?
Mohammed Al Fayed?
Michael Jackson?
Just joshin...

How about "CAVEMEN", "A PRENATAL LIFE - BABIES' THOUGHTS FROM INSIDE THE WOMB" or simply "BRAINS"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)

If we colonized the far reaches of outer space?

Would prank emergency calling the Andromeda galaxy be that bad if they couldn't see who you are, but who your greatgreat..grandparents were?

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

this is a great idea

for a robot chicken short

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)

Dimensions.

Novelty scissors and ships in bottles. The world is full of things that are the wrong size- let's help.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)

What a bastard it must be to be really really short

and how it might turn you into an uppity litigious cunt!?

Feel free to use your own wording tho...

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..wil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)

Ducks

Just Ducks

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)

BBC remakes of Hollywood movies

If Jeremy Kyle was PM..

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Darryn.R, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

anything that doesn't involve my front page animation and 3 hours hard work being deleted

How about "Happiness in the time of swans" or "inside out"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

Funerals.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

MAGNETS !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)

A-Team inventions...

Shop something that the A-team might have built

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)

You mean something like this old chestnut?

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)

My goodness I love that.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)

idioms?

(Westude, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)

Playing with your food

Make something with nothing but food

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)

Actually, in all seriousness, I would really like us to do something nice and creative for a change

like: Be really brave, show everyone just how artistic you can be, make a thing of beauty that is entirely your own creation and display it blinking into the light like your first born, for all to judge!

IF YOU DARE!!

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..wil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)

I'd like to see what the b3tards can manage with claymation

not just rollingcabbage and myself... everyone should get out a blob of plasticine and a digital camera and animate some ridiculous little thing

the stuff i do nowadays is too big to be posted on the board, but a compo would definitely get me gears whirring...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)

Uhh..

If *insert dictator* had won the war.

If Real Life was a Soap

A World without Microsoft

If all the Men were Women (and Vice versa, you know like Toni and Charlie Blair)

(kna has forgotten everything., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

let's play sports, BUT LET'S PLAY THEM IN A WORLD OF HILARIOUS CONFUSION

A WORLD WHERE CONFUSED PEOPLE WEAR HATS, HATS are ace.

what if life was an ace sport with good hats?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)

Potatoes.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)

What if a fat american actor became the first in line to the English throne

due to an unlikely chain of events.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)

or conversely

if brian blessed were elected American president

...probably been done

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)

Hand made Christmas presents.

Make a present for a loved one with your very own hands. This could lead to a follow up by posting pictures of them when they open your 'gift'.

Alternatively Mrswoodbine has the suggestion 'Goldfish'. That is all.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)

The 1 million pound week!

If you has 1 million pounds, but you had to spend it all within a week, what would you do/spend it on?

could be fluffeh and give all the hobo's in london a slap up meal at the Ritz. Orr a total cnut
and burn it all in front of said hobo's, not even letting them warm by the fire.

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)

How different would things be

if our politicians and leaders were on LSD?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)

If b3ta ruled the world...

what about t'shopping some nice christmas cards with snowmen and lovely fluffy things.

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The Tig and me, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)

How about...

...Play-Doh?

That's it. Anything you like, picture, model, sculpture, modern art, whatever. But it has to be made entirely of Play-Doh*.

*or maybe Plasticine...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)

Looney Tunes physics!

(Simanenyee (killed to bits), Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)

Photoshop a professional lookalike

such as this guy, Mark Elliot.

www.fakefaces.co.uk/lookalikes.html?lookalike_id=1278

edit - i'll cut to the chase... Photoshop Mark Elliot.

(A Hospital Carpark, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)

David Bellamy

I miss him :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)

Celebrity Children

Pick two random celebs (or even cartoon characters if you want) and photoshop what their kids would look like.

Would Michael Jackson and George Bush have cute babies?.. etc.

(a-man-called-joe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)

Ooh I quite like this one

gets my vote

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McBadger COW, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:34, archived)

Litigation.

sensible? ridiculous? anything from "Have you been molested by molluscs at work?" to "You have stolen my idea for a compo AICMmillionP"
Obviously no references to MissPrints but there's stacks of scope without him/her/it/none of the above.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

Sir Pigeon Nipples is a cunt.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)

everyone is the world is......

three feet tall

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Peej, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

real world photography: the weirdest/funniest grafitti you've seen

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)

I hate Children in Need fundraisers

They keep ruining my birthday pissup by rattling buckets under my nose every 10 minutes...

How about "novel ways of raising funds for Children in Need", e.g. sponsored drowning?

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)

If fictional characters were alive, how would they survive in our world?

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)

If fictional characters were alive, how would they survive in our world?

like father christmas visiting Toys 'R' Us
or if The hunchback of notre dame played for Derby County? some crazy shit along those lines maybe

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 1:13, archived)

Idea.....

Hows about nothing to do with Prince or Web Sherrif at all, except maybe all entries must have the file name prince.jpg .gif etc, just to confuse the bastards

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)

Weapons... Health and Safety style

What would war or terrorist attacks be like if everything had to be safe and non-lethal?

(Scary, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:01, archived)

"The making of..."

What happened off camera at TV shows/films, how were special effects achieved. What was the Mona Lisa really like etc..

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)