What was the WORST thing about school? and... what was the BEST thing about school?I'm doing a web project about worst school experiences and I need you to vote for your worst.
You only have to click, it's not very hard.
It's going to all go into a book-like thingie the I Spot Internet Humour one we did.
The worst thing about school?
Please help me internet.
EDIT: AND AND AND!!!
The BEST thing about school?
(You only have to click, it's not very hard.
It's going to all go into a book-like thingie the I Spot Internet Humour one we did.
The worst thing about school?
Please help me internet.
EDIT: AND AND AND!!!
The BEST thing about school?
rob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:35,
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I can't imagine what the teachings here will prepare you for in the real world
Joliet,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:37,
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Sssh! We don't mention "the real world"
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:39,
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This is the real world!It's called AFK
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:40,
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Anagram Filled Ketmine
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:03,
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Anal Fun-Kam 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:42,
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ABUSIVE FROTTAGE KRAFTWERKA Sweary German Power Station Rubbed up the Wrong Way
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Sat 28 Feb 2009, 18:59,
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o/ - I am... (Not really)
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:14,
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binsWhere's the option for
"kid fell in the custard bin after getting the football off the shed roof."
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Fri 27 Feb 2009, 8:06,
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"kid fell in the custard bin after getting the football off the shed roof."
Needs more paedo priests.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:38,
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Especially kids. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:39,
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except the Catholic Churchwhich has a surplus...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:40,
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What? It's true... Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:55,
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sur·plice (sûrpls)n.
A loose-fitting, white ecclesiastical gown with wide sleeves, worn over a cassock.
*SPANG* :D
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:05,
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A loose-fitting, white ecclesiastical gown with wide sleeves, worn over a cassock.
*SPANG* :D
Wow...my subconscious is clearly on form today...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:17,
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Hmmm...I'll have to go back 20years! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:38,
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there's no mention of slate splinters on the list god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:41,
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When he was at school there were no History lessons
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:44,
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how would sexy school girlsbe the worst thing about school?
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twig Save 6 Music,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:38,
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Becausethey had no interest in you? Or is that just me?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:40,
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Well they had no interest in mebut I sure enjoyed looking at them!
( Ratsta,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 2:57,
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Clearly you were never a sexy schoolgirl....sadly, neither was I.
Thus it's one of the worst things about school.
(Thus it's one of the worst things about school.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:41,
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I see a lot of 'good things about school' things in that list mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:38,
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thisalthough I didn't vote for it, Prefect Duty sucked
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:39,
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We didn't have thatand no uniforms either
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:40,
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sure, but it's about perspective init?sexy school girls SHOULD be amazing but being surrounded by unattainably beautiful schoolgirls and you're a fear-filled, pimple-faced dork is actually a small and perfectly formed hell.
( rob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:41,
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When I was 18 I was invited to a girl's 18th birthday party, which turned out to be 18 women and me.Every straight guy I tell this to goes "ACE!" but I assure you it was absolute hell. It was all periods and Brad Pitt all evening.
I still ended up shagging one of the fit ones at the end, though.
(I still ended up shagging one of the fit ones at the end, though.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:43,
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yeah i think i read about this in barely legal magazine
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:46,
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Did it begin with "I never thought the stories in these magazines were true, until ..."? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:47,
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it did, though i confess i dont know how the story finished as the next couple of pages were stuck together with somethingi shouldnt grumble though, i found it in a railway siding
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:49,
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are there even any railway sidings leftany more?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:57,
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Not since the sidings 'flu of 1862.*reminices*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59,
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FunnyI live with twin girls (women) and get a similar reaction.
Contrary to Penthouse letters, sisters do not 'lez out', a constant stream of Americas Next Top Model, SaTC, food shows and gardening programs is not great, and I am ALWAYS wrong. Always.
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Fri 27 Feb 2009, 2:53,
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Contrary to Penthouse letters, sisters do not 'lez out', a constant stream of Americas Next Top Model, SaTC, food shows and gardening programs is not great, and I am ALWAYS wrong. Always.
I gathered that muchAt least the school had dressing rooms, whereas my office...
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:45,
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homework X 10School was the hardest thing i ever did. Having to remember crap i will never want to know like R.E, history and french when i could have been BMXing or on my megadrive wasnt much fun.
Pfft at 'deformed teachers'
(Pfft at 'deformed teachers'
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:39,
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Needs more 'It being in fucking Somerset' as an option.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:40,
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This is B3ta. Physical Education is going to walk this poll (albeit, with a cramp, and out of breath) We're all fat, 40 year old truckers called Dave
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:41,
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hehehe :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:44,
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Ha ha ha ha hanail / hammer interface.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:44,
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Hahaaaahhaahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:47,
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I'm no truckerI work in IT like everyone else on here.
The rest of it's bang on though.
(The rest of it's bang on though.
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner,
Sun 1 Mar 2009, 11:01,
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Polishing the Headmasters penis was pretty tough..until I got the hang of it.
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:41,
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Humm this is a poll on an internet forum...I predict strong bias towards PE and bullies ;p
*scarpers*
(*scarpers*
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:41,
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does P.E.mean paedophile examinations?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:43,
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Paedophile ENTRAPMENT.It's all the rage with Daily Mail kids upset about spacker TV presenters these days.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:48,
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Incidentally, why is there no "Poor Kids" option?Bloody scum.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:44,
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i once saw a poor kid from my school wearing his uniform on a sunday yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:51,
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I trust you had your batman beat him for vagrancy? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:58,
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None of those thingsit was the lies, the blatant lies that teachers told. That getting A's were the be all and end all of life. I wish instead of working hard I'd been a slag and had fun. Because cruelly those girls who did have fun are now far richer than I.
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moogy boobles,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:52,
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and probably walk with their legs slightly further apart The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:58,
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Best, I was going to opt forsexy school girls' socks, but apparently I can't :(
Worst thing about school. Being scared to talk to the sexy girls, then finding out that you were considered 'hot' much too late.
(Worst thing about school. Being scared to talk to the sexy girls, then finding out that you were considered 'hot' much too late.
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:54,
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the one vote for school plays as 'best thing' was me M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:58,
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why am i not surprisedattention whore!!!!
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:06,
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hahahaah always the Banquo, never the Macbeth M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:27,
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I was the other one!/also an attention whore
( b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:19,
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i rather liked schooldon't much care for being grown up though
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59,
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wrongbest thing = science
worst thing = not science
and i'll beat the shit out of anyone who says otherwise ;)
(worst thing = not science
and i'll beat the shit out of anyone who says otherwise ;)
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:19,
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i dont see what the fuss is with 'sexy school girls'the girls at our school wore androgonous trousers and blazer uniforms which made them practically blokes with long hair and nice faces. Its not like they were sexualised like this lot
www.animekon.com/uploads/2007/11/schoolgirls-pantsu.jpg
(www.animekon.com/uploads/2007/11/schoolgirls-pantsu.jpg
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:23,
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that is not even remotely sexy M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:30,
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best thing not on listnot sexy school girls, but sexy teachers
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wjh31,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:34,
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AgreedThis should definately be a topic
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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:30,
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to me the best thing about schoolwas the fact that you met up with your best mates every day. And then a fair amount of dicking around ensued. Them were the days.
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:40,
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One-upmanshipWe had a stray horse in the playground, That should be a choice too.
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:18,
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Exams!Doesn't appear in either poll - I can say for certain that I was not indifferent to them... I know exactly where my feelings lie!
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:22,
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The worst thing aboutschool was bullies and PE? What kind of weakling geeks are you lot?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:28,
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psttt... this is the internetthey're probably all still virgins too
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:30,
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Its funny that i vote for "foreign exchange students"then the vote asks "click here to go back to where you came from"
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executiverocker only wears C&A,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:09,
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Missed outPlaying football/other games during breaks.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:21,
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Missed somethingYou forgot sexy school teachers.
Lets be honest, when your a 12 year old lad, do you look at the girls who are extremly dull, uninterested in you and flat chested. OR... the 20-something geography teacher who was rumoured to be in a dirty mag, and is packing E cups? I'l let you decide, faithful internets.
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:45,
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Lets be honest, when your a 12 year old lad, do you look at the girls who are extremly dull, uninterested in you and flat chested. OR... the 20-something geography teacher who was rumoured to be in a dirty mag, and is packing E cups? I'l let you decide, faithful internets.
Exactly!I vote for a 'not being able to shag the teachers' on the worst of list...
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:19,
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Ofcourse you can shag teachersA good thumping will get that 23 year old NQT* on the floor for a bit of enforced loving!
Mind you what about the creepy Drama Teacher who is sacked for shagging sixth formers?
*For those not in the know, Newly Qualified Teacher
(Mind you what about the creepy Drama Teacher who is sacked for shagging sixth formers?
*For those not in the know, Newly Qualified Teacher
Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:47,
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Worst thing = Religious educationNothing worse than a boring lesson about complete and utter bollocks.
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:08,
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RE, done properly,is a lesson all about picking arguments with everybody.
If you've got to the end of the year without someone running out in tears or someone being told to stop being a bloody nazi, it's being done wrong.
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Fri 27 Feb 2009, 0:08,
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If you've got to the end of the year without someone running out in tears or someone being told to stop being a bloody nazi, it's being done wrong.
you forgot Oslo lunchesWhen i was 11 i went to a little area school out bush in Western Australia, my mum, being from the big smoke was horrified at the greasy shit the canteen served and got it changed to wholemeal rolls, sultanas and fucking carrots.
Shit i was popular with the other kids.
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:16,
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Shit i was popular with the other kids.
You had it easyI spent about half my schooling in little country towns in Western Australia. Each school I went to my father was deputy principal - the one who dished out the cuts. No-one wanted to be my friend either.
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Udderbelly A tale of four titties,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 6:21,
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Where the fuck is the "Sexy School Boys" vote? Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:36,
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they don't exist Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 3:25,
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I thinkwe ladies* are expected to vote for ourselves when it comes to the teenage hormone bonanza that was school.
*Unless you're gay, in which case that makes sense. Except if you're male and gay, in which case it makes no sense at all...
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Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:07,
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*Unless you're gay, in which case that makes sense. Except if you're male and gay, in which case it makes no sense at all...
I'd say my 2-hour each way journeyBut there doesn't seem to be an option for 'the travelling'.
AND I had to dodge some of South London's finest paedos while going to and from school.
Whoever said 'It's not about the journey, it's the destination' should fucking try it sometime.
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Fri 27 Feb 2009, 0:38,
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AND I had to dodge some of South London's finest paedos while going to and from school.
Whoever said 'It's not about the journey, it's the destination' should fucking try it sometime.
The worst thing about school?Going there this morning
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 7:16,
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The CageAt school we were allowed off the premises for lunch when we got to GCSE years 10 and 11.. A big responsibility, which we regularly abused.
Over the road was a park that had an unusual piece of climbing apparatus known to pupils as ..."The Cage!" It was basically a dome shaped climbing frame with a hole at the top which was pretty much the only way in and out, especially as we were too old to use it and couldn't fit through the bars.
It was in this colloseum that scores were setteled in gladiatorial combat. "You stole my pencil case/fags/girlfriend" etc.. Let's take it to the cage.
The two (or sometimes 3 or more) combatants would enter through the "Portal of Doom" and then fight until they were either completely knackered or their ties had been ripped and they had a nose bleed. Meantime, masses of blood-thirsty school pupils would cling to the sides of the cage looking in at the carnage and flinging globules of spit at the combatants. It was not dissimilar to Mad Max 3, Beyond Thunderdome.
Looking back.. that was both the worst and best thing about school.. As was "Jungle Rules Football". During playground football someone would scream Jungle Rules! and then the name of the game was there were no rules. You could pick the ball up, punch, kick your way to the goal. Like rugby come to think of it. This game was also affectionately known as "Injury Time", after the "Brutal Sports Football" game that was doing the rounds on everyones Amiga at the time. Ah good times.. great times.. the best.
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Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:02,
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Over the road was a park that had an unusual piece of climbing apparatus known to pupils as ..."The Cage!" It was basically a dome shaped climbing frame with a hole at the top which was pretty much the only way in and out, especially as we were too old to use it and couldn't fit through the bars.
It was in this colloseum that scores were setteled in gladiatorial combat. "You stole my pencil case/fags/girlfriend" etc.. Let's take it to the cage.
The two (or sometimes 3 or more) combatants would enter through the "Portal of Doom" and then fight until they were either completely knackered or their ties had been ripped and they had a nose bleed. Meantime, masses of blood-thirsty school pupils would cling to the sides of the cage looking in at the carnage and flinging globules of spit at the combatants. It was not dissimilar to Mad Max 3, Beyond Thunderdome.
Looking back.. that was both the worst and best thing about school.. As was "Jungle Rules Football". During playground football someone would scream Jungle Rules! and then the name of the game was there were no rules. You could pick the ball up, punch, kick your way to the goal. Like rugby come to think of it. This game was also affectionately known as "Injury Time", after the "Brutal Sports Football" game that was doing the rounds on everyones Amiga at the time. Ah good times.. great times.. the best.
Paedo teachers?Should figure on my list, and get my vote.
'French club' my arse.
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Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:48,
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'French club' my arse.
where is letters home???????where is letters home on this list, by christ they were the worst. I had to intercept many.
(,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:47,
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are you sureyou'll get accurate results from a bunch of people who spend most of their day skiving work, trying to fuck with people and generally take the pish?
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null and void,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54,
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Loving the fact that going out and getting some healthy exercise is almost on par with someone who physically beats you, mentally affects you and makes your life hell.
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:06,
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What about hot student teachersWe had a couple of them when I was 12. Class full of lads whose bodies are at this point 70% testosterone and in walks a 22-year-old redhead in a tight blouse.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner,
Sun 1 Mar 2009, 10:58,
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qotwthought this was the new QOTW so was expecting lots of pesty paedo tales.
i guess i might aswell put it away.
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Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:35,
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i guess i might aswell put it away.
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