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# Okay
so I could not leave it alone...but Scott Mills meeting his pirate double was just too good to leave to chance...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# does he kill him?
please please please
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# that hook
is dangerously close to his ear
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# YES!
Stab him in the head with the hook!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# then rip his face off
and make it into a "fanny pack" (bum bag for you english folks) with the mouth as a depository
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha
this is so crap
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/index.shtml?onair
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# worse
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/features/tour_end.shtml
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# dunno
the ivy and gemma ones dont look too bad....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha!
i liked the way he crossed out "perverts"! as if it was his first thought! BUT DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# he's probably
a paedophile
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# there is
a pic of a 14 year old girl that they deem to be fit in the hotties section or whatever the shite is called
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# if
ya didnt know ...i would say she looked older than 14....honest officer...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Yet
it clearly states she is so you cannot get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)
# just
as well i`m not a american marine then.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha look at the one 5 across, 3 down
just asking for glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Where did I see this before?

www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/features/photome/day3/12.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# shame we can't add comments.
i didn't realise b3ta was this famous, though the forum linked the other day was just taking the michael.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# we
are more famous than we know...so famous infact none of us know....anything..
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# I can't walk down the street
without the paparazzi kicking me in the head
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# no, they're just my minions.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Wherefore would
you do such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# if i kill all b3tans
then i shall win the 'b3tan of the year' badge.

mwa ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Fair enough
Tell your minions that their job would be done a lot quicker if they weren't wearing their fluffy bunny slippers
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
# but they like them soooooo much
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# maybe they
should be tipped with venom. I'd never suspect a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# i'll just give them hand grenades
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# The'll probably make them into
a lovely pair of earrings
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# THAT'S MY PICTURE !
Now I don't mind most people nicking my images but that's not fucking cricket !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# They've done a
lovely cutout though! ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# I thought
it had been nicked, but didn't want to say in case whosever it was sent it in themselves
(unlikely, I know)
Thieving Arabs!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Lovely cutout !
Cheecky fuggers - I'd never subit 'owt to radio one..

If that cnut wins a camera I fuggin want it..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# send them an email
they'll take it down
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Good thinking
Batman. Maybe issue a stern reprimand too.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Oh yeah...
I reckon they'll listen to me after the "Photoshopped a penis in next to him" picture I made earlier..

Screw it, if some talentless dimwit wants a camera by nicking my pic, good luck to him/her... I'll be the bigger man..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)
# email then
it's worth a try, and you may put the theif off from nicking other people's stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# then
why not say ...oi...radio 1...nooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# yaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# That's actually
pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# uh-oh
as a pirate he looks quite hot...

just don't bleach his hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# ha ha
doesn't bear thinking about!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# not so much
both the telly people I fancy have bleached hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# so
thats pauline off eastenders and spike ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# *slap*
it's Tim. And you know it. And you're just jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# okay
yes i admit it...i`m jealous of tim henman...what can i say...its the size of the racket isnt it.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# i know
that bloke off Spaced, for one.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# nah
the dye would get on his hat...react with it resulting in hair loss causing the creation of....pirate baldybonce
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# nonono
spike and tim will always be blonde to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# he looks a bit like a cunty version
of matt belamy
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Excellent
I did one of those on Tuesday:

It didn't get onto the web page though.
Edit: Oops, didn't realise it was a blandwagon, I haven't been around recently.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# well
dumo is very ...well...b3tan ...shame thought as he needs to be everywhere....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# True,
He is a bit of an in-joke, but if you don't know about the joke, then he's just a scary looking brown fluffy toy. I agree, domo should be less retiring.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# the beeb
probably thought it was an angry mr hanky!
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)
# A celebration of all things crap


but you don't know how bored and pathetic I'm feeling.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# I think I do
believe me
(DMQOB, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# the cat?
the fear only has hate
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Maybe
he is just misunderstood.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# i wonder if the fear
has genitals, or a bum....
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# That
sounds like a shopping oppurtunity.

fear goatse?
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# no
then it would breed!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# well we've seen so many pictures
he cant be in all those places at once...
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# I feel quite bored and pathetic
but only cos I'm having to take it easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# i've started school agen
thas no fun, though i did get to play with clay, jus like playschool, only it's the sixth form
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Yeah
I also started school again today... They ease you in with a free period, then go straight in for the kill with English coursework.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# lol
i had a very easy day today, but i got in late (i woke up at 10)
on most days we have the same lesson twice
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# That's cool
We have 8 blocks of sciences a week!!!!! It's not fair... And then they give you PSE and it's all about "feelings" and "how other people perceive you".... biggest load of shite ever
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# that was my fave bit of 6th form
we had one afternoon a week which was designated as "creative activity". You could do sports of various sorts, use the art department, use the computers... it was great!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# on wednesdays we can either
do sport or volunteer work
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Eeek! That is the living spit...
...of my Molly Moo. Who says "Woo".



No wonder she's been so freaked out recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# I'm sorry, Molly
thanks for the woo... think of the fear like a spider... and you are the fly. Eat it.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# what do I win?


edit: look ing down, i realise i've been b3tan to it
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# nothing
scroll down, you didnt win
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# at least
I posted mine
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# hooray, but
winner!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaah
you look really stupid now

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, we've finished that malarchy

now we're all shopping duncan goodew's head
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# *sticks tongue behind bottom lip*
urrrrrrrrgggggduuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# belm
is the official term :)~
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# *looks in mirror*
*blems*
URGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# b.e.l.m.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# *blems at you*
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# shut up i'm not a 'tard
momma says i'm a very speshul boy
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# "Special"
or "brave"?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# you win a prize for having a url
that works with the picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# I know this bearing your arse at Bush business has probably been done to death on here
...but how much do you reckon Mr Goatse charges for personal appearances?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# i believe he is dead.
according to rumour.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# how did
you find that out?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# he was my son
*breaks down*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# well he died after
making a lot of people happy
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# how did he die?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# he stretched too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# turned himself
inside out didn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# like one of those biology body thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# or in The Fly
with the gibbon
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# babboon i think
that was disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I was thinking more like a
"popple"
members.aol.com/brightncolorful/80stoys1.htm and scroll down lots
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Upside down, more you turn me
inside out, you turn your brown
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# true that.
friggin weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# my son.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# well i suppose
he could be dug up....
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Arse!
Then we'll just have to ask for volunteers. Popbitch, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# i laughed more than i
should at, at your subject line
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# isn't he
dead? i'd guess quite a lot if that's the case
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# you'll
have to dig him up to ask him.
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Wouldn't cost much
all you need is a spade and then he's all yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# If you borrow
one, that makes it free.
But you must take decomposition into account, probably hasn't even got an arse hole now.
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# He might have left his body to medical science
Or Michael Jackson.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# It's probably all maggoty
which would make for even more grossed-out amusement.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Bleurgh
.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I would like to second the motion passed yesterday
that we get Tubgirl involved. Hell, it'd be fun just tracking the poor woman down.

Do you think she's happy with her fame?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# you know
the tubgirl thing completely passed me by, I have no idea who she is
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# do yourself a favour
*don't* look her up
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# oh!
that's tubgirl
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# don'tlook don'tlook don'tlook don'tlook don'tlook don'tlook don'tlook
I looked. That Feltz woman has really let herself go.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
#
i couldn't help it either
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] "Gotta Be...."

edited....
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# why compo?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# You're kidding!
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# well then i
don't get it.. what film is that a premake of?

Linda Mcartny sausages the movie??
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Give me a break...
edited....
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# now i see your point
with the explanation...

thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I don't know
Nora
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# me neider
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# My aunt was never able to say that word
she'd say "fetch the tables" instead
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# you mean
instead of saying "that word is rude" she'd say "fetch the tables is rude"? how strange.
(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# yes
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# she
must have been a right laugh , your aunt. is she still with us? maybe you could bring her on sat.
(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# she's
dead
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# hehehe
cool!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# pretentious?
moi?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# that's funny...
but why is it a challenge entry?
(kerouac, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# My mistake.......
I thought the challenge was to depict how modern movies would have looked if they had instead been made in the past.
As you so keenly noticed, I missed the assignment by a mile.
But, like you say, it is funny. eh?
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# surely...
this is how veggietales would have looked before computer generation, isn't it?
(Sprout, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Getting the hang of this :)
(I helped save b3ta! HornO, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Gah!
and it's nearly beer o'clock as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# question:
what bastard sells alcohol to George Best?
the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I hate that cunt
.
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# So even the incredibly hideous can find true love
Ooh, I've gone all warm and fuzzy.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# You have to imagine a kind of 'pyong!' sound
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# v
monty pythonesque!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# ithangyew
and I just spent a few happy minutes browsing your profile...
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# ...

clicky for biggy!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# it looks
real :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# First person to photoshop a door onto an elk
wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# i've just had an email on christian debt management

debt management but with a christian twist.

how odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# I had one encouraging me to join a Christian Dating service.
They really don't target their audience that well, it's that and the weight loss ones that piss me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# What do you mean?
A good evangelist like yourself is poifect for them.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# I'm too pious
I'm so pious I'm a pious-head
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Me too
except I'm a Cathaholic
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# one slip of the
finger an it could have been a christian eating service... now that would be worth joining
(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# heh!
for lions.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# an due to a misprint
the posters said Lions first, Christian Slater.
but he wasn't in that film at all..
(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Do they suggest
going to 3rd world countries and getting the destitute population to give you their money which they can ill-afford to lose? That would be quite a Christian thing to do. Bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# I thought the Pope and the Archbishop of Canterbury
spearheaded the millenium Drop the Debt campaign?
There's lots of justifiable accusations you could make, but I'm not sure that's one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# probably too slow
www.fucksocks.co.uk/cartoons/elkdoor.jpg

but i'm bored anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# geee
that was quick...
(Fegster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# you beat me, very nice reflection too :)
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/frosty-elk-thumbdoor.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# ...but i can't
see a helicopter or a shark...
(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# not wearing clogs either
/brian may
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] After a while, Harry hardened to the mocking he got for his unfortunate markings,

but in quiet moments, he would cry his little eyes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# does that say 'cool' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# I'm guessing
COCK, but I'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# what did you call me?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# don't be silly sunshine
If I were to call you a cock, there would be no mistaking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# very
cocking true
cock
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# i'll have to come down to brighton sometime
just to meet you
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# How about Saturday?
go on!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# i'd have no way of getting down really, as i'm
at a party friday night and plan to stay there until noon saturday

halloween bash i should be coming to
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# splendid
you'll be the one with the big flappy ears and funny long nose thing, I take it?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# stomping all over the place
and rushing for the donuts, peanuts and buns table
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Yaaaay!
I really don't actually hate you
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# i'll have to see what shirts people are wearing
and then make one exactly the same to add confusion
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# If you get lucky
you'll get a good rutting out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# am i blind?
i dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# oh no, poor harry
that's made me all upset = (
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Could've been worse...


(and woo to the original, natch)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# what competition is that for??
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# subtle i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# it is.
i think i'll start doing that kind of thing now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# right
that makes sense a week afetr it's finished.. odd person
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# doubletake
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Looks like he's given up on us

apologies for bandwagonning ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# thank
goodness.

And good shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# good work
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# very well removed
noice
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# nicely
shopped though
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# kinnel
that's some quality removalage there
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# . `
just realised I fucked a bit up at the bottom, but I may clean it up later and send it in. Just want to mess with their minds.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# the reflection
in the door is spot on. the only bit i thought looked a bit dodgy was actually in the original!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# nah
he secretly works at the bbc and took a picture of the door
don't tell anyone, its a secret
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Here, have kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# are they playing sleeping lions?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# awww
they're so cute i feel like i'm going to throw up
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# AARRGH!!!!!!118 KITTENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!118
edit: AARRRRGGGGHHHH!! IT BLINKED!1111111
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# aaaaaaaw!
cuteness overload!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Aww bless em!
How cute!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# James Herriot and Tristan doing the cowshake.


Open for alternative titles...
(Ollsen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# James and Tristan
have spruced up a bit.
cor
And I do love that!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Yes!
I don't know why, but I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# because
you smell of wee wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# ah, baz
it appears that once again I must thank you for your unique and incisive way of putting things :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# he is a real sweety
like that
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# it's a gift.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# bizarre brain you have
like it, i do
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Thank you..
All of a sudden the image was in my head and I had to decide between a psychiatrist and Photoshop.
(Ollsen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# B3ta.com :
because we can't afford therapy.

I like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Ee, young vitnery,
that's grand.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# The arms through the nostril
is a bit strange, but i do like the cow!
WoO!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# James and Tristan
hadn't got the hang of making milkshakes
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Or
James and Tristan had got the hang of milking handshakes
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# strange
but really rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# they remind me of Air
a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# You mean
you can't live without them?
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# see :)
www.boulderweekly.com/archive/062801/images/overtones1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Damn Frenchies.
Always confounding us with their modern R'n'house-hop.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# what is a cowshake?
it make no sense
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# A cowshake is
when you and a partner insert your right hands into the nostrils of a cow until you can grab each others hand and by an synchronized up and down movment of your arms shake the cow.
(Ollsen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# some people
are so ignorant
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# SHOCK!
chapman bros. accused of gilbert & george plagairism!
(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Shameless copy
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Hehe
Starsailor can just sod off right now
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# The guy i was best man for
is cousins with one of em from Starsailor.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# can you get his address....
....then go round and lodge a brick in his chest please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Right
you are...
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# I'm all for that
you know.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# How true.
If silence is easy, why doesn't he try it
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Yay for BBC websites
Blatent repost

(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# subtle and woosome
All newts is good newts.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Yes
It's handy, the whole thing being in Verdana.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# yep
makes it easier to play with :)
(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# FLANGE



The sound babies have this effect on even the most stoic london businessman.

http://www.brfuk.com/rich/
(Rich-BRF, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# PUT ON YOUR RED SHOES AND DANCE THE BLUES
LET'S SWAY, SWAY TO THE SOUND ON THE RADIO
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# not radio 1
i hope?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Why?
Do you have a hangover?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# It all got a little silly once the sensible girls left
.
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# i ended up getting a bit twatted
in camden - hope you had a lovely time!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha
You can't mean me shirley? No one has ever said that to me before. Still, there's always a first.
Anyway, I had some pussy stroking to attend to.
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# the cat
variety?
or the other? I'm intregued
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Erm
nope

(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# It went downhill that's all I can say
I should have come and helped you pick up that pussy
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# I don't know
I thought me vomiting in the street was quite stylish.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Uhoh
sounds like it did go crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# home of the baguette?
fish.playedthegame.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# yes...
....I live there!

[edit] I clicked that, got really confused, then realised it was you.

Do you own my soul now or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# yeah i noticed that
same with www.thewoo.com they just point to b3ta's server
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
#
JELLY!
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# and..
GAMMON!!211onetwo roffle
(Rich-BRF, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# woo!
old skool lurkers! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# no seriously
jelly.b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# oh are you unbanned again now?
woo! = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# do you believe I have a cold now?
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

cough

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Version: PGP 8.0.2 - not licensed for commercial use: www.pgp.com

iQA/AwUBP1daHEWIqxe5Rml1EQLaawCg02Kgus2+dpJ+elaTwZgiAAb8GhYAn2ek
K6Wr870j7n6xRs5RLN4Dug8p
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(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# nervous sellotape?
infringe my underpants, matron. Solution to badger? Why, I couldn't possibly eat another.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# that's easy
for you to say
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# the jobcenter
gave me a list of websites to use for searching for jobs.
one of them is a porn site.
i'm not sure what they are trying to tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# that toast is
fucking lovely. Thats what i'd be trying to tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# wank it... wank it hard
you have bugger all else to do.

(I bet you get a job before me though)
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# report the jobcentre
make an official complaint that they're trying to expose you to lewd and offensive material.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# especially as they refuse to
advertise jobs for sex workers. Including Ann Summers, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# didn't that get overturned
I would try and find out, but I think searching for Ann Summers, is best done at home, if at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# this is indeed true
although Ann Summers isn't really such a fun and easy way of making cash as the company indicates.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# I think it was shop work,
rather than party organising, that the jobcentre ad fuss was about.
Could be wrong though.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I start work
at the Jobcentre a week on monday.

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# hooray
now you can get your revenge.


and pee in the coffee of the person who forced you to take the job


Jobcenters. Modern day press-gangs more like.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# There's a couple
of fitties at the office!

My fear is that they are students just here for the summer and will disappear shortly.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# what was it?
(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# www.jncp.com
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# maybe
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: chooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# ooh didn't know you were around
anyway i just arthured you a small question
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# actually i think i know the answer's tears for fears
apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# yes, in 1984 I think
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# cheers.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# What the?
Is today incessant babbling day?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I thought today
was Warren Clarke day?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Damn!
I'm wrong again?!?
Fuck!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
#

I fucking hate Halifax
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I hate all of Yorkshire.
With their fucking flat caps and whippets and strange way of talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# by eckers like mabel
we've got a live 'un 'ere

EDIT: i'm from leeds and don't associate with commoners.

shit....
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Leeds, the place where the sun don't shine
As I have it on good authority from a friend who lived there for many years.

But now a little story....
We were going to see a production of Macbeth in Leeds, which is about 1h45 from the school, so we set off in good weather, as we got further North the skies grew cloudier and cloudier, until, just as we passing a sign saying "Welcome to Leeds" it began to piss down mightily.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Leeds is all right
it's Sheffield that's the proper shithole. And Bradford
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# i agree
although leeds has no decent swimming facilities (unless there's a flood)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# apart from a fuckoff HUGE
olympic pool?

Leeds is loverly, sheffield has got better...
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# have you been in there?
its crustier than a whelk's armpit,

people vomit from going in from the chlorine.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# ahh yes
well it was nice when I was there 10 years ago..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Doesn't it have the only Olympic pool in Yorkshire?
Don't use Keighley Pool - my brother works there.
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# No it doesn't
Sheffield has an Olympic sized pool - built for the world student games.
(DMQOB, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# leeds pool is awful
its getting knocked down soon

(subject to planning permission)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Well speaking as a Sheffielder...
Leeds is a fucking dump ;o)

Nah, if you go to the right places anywhere, it can be a shithole or nice. (I hope...)
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# As a fellow Sheffielder
I also say down with Leeds!!!
(DMQOB, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# =applause=
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# leeds? sheffield? pffft
huddersfield, that's the fella.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# yay!
i'm working at the uni right now
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# i ran away as soon as i could
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# uphill or down?
??
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# I'm looking forward
to going to Huddersfield on saturday!

But then I've been there before and wasn't at all keen on it then.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# true
every pub has a 'you isnt local' feel about it
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# I remember thinking
that it seemed that everyone I saw had a really small chin as well. I can't believe that's true of the place in general, but the memory seems to have stuck!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# i was being a little ott there
but theres at least 10 people that circumnavigate the town centre every day. its as if they closed the mental home down.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# my brother went to sheffield hallam uni for an open day
got mugged twice in an hour by the same bloke!

100% OF FACT
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Now surely that's just
daftness!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# he got mugged the first time on his way to the uni
he took my bro's mobile.

THEN: upon walking across the campus to one of the lectures, the same guy pulled up in a car and nicked his cd player
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# I'm probably biased
I was staying round the corner from the Sheffield United ground.. that is the crappest area I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Nah, it's not good round there (speaking as a United fan!)
but you want to go up Manor Top or Parsons Cross or somewhere like that. Frightening!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Ahhh the Manor
Oh how i miss my home town.....:(
(DMQOB, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# don valley area
everyone there is a sodding knuckledragger
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# True
it's like anywhere - I've never seen as many rough people as I did in Sunderland but i still really like the place. And Sheffield is my home town and we've been shit on by Leeds since forever - we are doing a good job of making a space for ourselves in the world.

mmmm...maybe I'm getting a little too involved here....
(DMQOB, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# i agree
good for sheffield!
good for leeds!
good for huddersfield!
screw gillingham!

YAY YORKSHIRE!!!!

/end thread
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Nah
Gillingham is the armpit of the universe.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# if i could (but can't - at work)
i'd get that scott mils picture and have an arrow pointing to his armpit (gillingham)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Aha
good point
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Leeds is a big magnet
that sucks all the money away from Bradford.
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# yay for big citywide
magnets things then.

how could bradford try for capital for culture when gareth fucking gates hailed from those parts?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Did you pass the
M1/M18 junction? That place has it's very own weather system!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# that happens all the time
minute sensors on the road triger it off.

'the sun shines in leeds. well, out of mark viduka's arse...'
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# the sun is shining in leeds right now, trust me on this
/very very hot
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# cunts
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Hmm.
I feel so, erm, insulted. Or something
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Ahem
That's fighting talk where I come from.
(DMQOB, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Everything's fighting talk where you come from
you ruff old scrubber

*runs*
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# *chases waving a cricket bat*



(DMQOB, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# You're probably good enough to play for Yorkshire these days
NOW THEY'RE SO SHITE!
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Wasted on me i'm afraid
not into cricket.
(DMQOB, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# l love toast.
its fucking lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# hot buttered toast
with a nice cup of tea...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Wats tha traner
sa bout us
(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Pig under the arm...
Roast Lard for sunday lunch
NORTHERNERS? FUNNIER THAN THE GAYS!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# ayup
the's nort up wi' roarst laard

;o)
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# maybe so
but i think you're arteries will disagree....
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# hmm
a possibility...!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# L oved the song 'It's Grim Up North'
it was done by Bill Drummond (KLF) and was just a long long list of Northen place names which I still remember most of today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# That was ace.
I'll have to try and find it on the internetwork.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# there were some really great mixes too
look for the 'Jerusalem On The Moors' version
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Just finished Bill Drummonds
How to be an artist it is so silly - Bad wisdom is a top book too.

Woo to Drummond
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Cunt.
And I say that from the bottom of my Yorkshire heart. You big fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# i hate orange
they've fucked me over with my mobile.

not even the decency to use lube i tell you.

jebus,.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# the futures bright
the futures goatse
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# The myopic baldy chap in the adverts...
...who looks like he needs a good shave never went back to the Halifax. He got himself an agent instead. Not funny, just true.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# It will be funny
when he comes crawling back.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# who does you over?
who. who. WE DO!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Who owns your immortal soul?
Ooh! Ooh! (sing it)
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# that made me laugh.
do the who advert next.
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# I stole someones image

who was it? i can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# stable balls giving you trouble?
p.s just scrolled back to the scott mills spam :)


heheh
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# peircing 6 is pulling a little
it'll be better once i've got the barbells to put in
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# tomorrows changenge:
make scott mills look more of a total wanker than he already is

too late. already done
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# haha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)

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