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# Just

because...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# I
cant wait to see that film
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:05, archived)
# I cannot wait
to avoid seeing that shite at all costs.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:10, archived)
# i was going to watch it on the plane a couple of weeks ago
but then i fell asleep
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Well
you're welcome to your opinion, personally I think it's fantastic and can't wait to see it on a big screen.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:13, archived)
# seen it.
not great m'fraid.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:17, archived)
# damn BMI
with their 5million different films to watch going to america...saw bits of that, terminator 3, phone booth, holes, identity....i could go on...but i too fell asleep playing gameboy pinball....I dribbled too...which was quite embarrasing. Although not as embarrasing as my wife going "woof!" as she too dropped off...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:45, archived)
# ooooooo
i love it.. call me sad but *counts on fingers*... 8 times... *thanks kazaa* and im gonna go see it in the cinema when it coems out.. it is disney's greatest
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Meanwhile, in the corridors of power, Tony spots Gordon coming towards him
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)
# cool
If only I had my 3d glasses
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# "Next time call it NEW labour
or I'll kick your face off, fatboy!"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)
# fight! fight! fight!
Woo-aaarrrrr!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Ninja Labour!
Hurrah!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Good pic.
bad man.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
gordon would kick his ass
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:22, archived)
# It was a poor choice of holiday destination this year.
This isn't a repost... I spent another 1hr on it today tweeking a few bits, and it was late. :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Lush!
Too cool for school
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# oooo
very yay with a huge helping of woo
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# why
be it not on the frontal page yet ?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Too good
for words.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Super stuff!
You're getting some ultra-smooth animations at the moment, may I ask what you're using?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:59, archived)
# 3DS Max
...and all my spare time. hehehe
Unfortunately I don't know any decent packages for automatically optimising these things, so every frame is edited "by hand".
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# save it as a Jpeg sequence then put it into flash to optimize!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Flash optimisation sucks balls.
But you could export it from flash as a .mov, then open that in image ready (every 3rd frame or something) and optimise there.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:13, archived)
# At the moment,
I render each frame as a BMP, then load this folder as an animation into ImageReady, then set a background layer and then go through each frame and delete all the bits that are the same as the background.
It can be quite effective - this one was 200 frames!

But it takes forever
still... its not like I have a life or anything anymore
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:17, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:13, archived)
# The Force
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)
# That is simply superb. That surpasses woo and yay...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Kewl!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)
# That's absolutely brilliant
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Sue Perb
Brilliant stuff....again
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# ArfArf
like it,a lotttttttt
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# 3D animations
to the max
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Great Scott !
ace
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Hee hee
woo fucking yay!

Repost.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Still
Superb ;)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:06, archived)
# hehe
(alt-text) :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:09, archived)
# I did the same meself this mornin'
How do you do that highlighty text thing?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:31, archived)
# <img src="your pic" alt="highlighty text thing">
ought to do it.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Flash is gay
FACT.

I am really struggling with flash, adding preloaders and making a simple fucking button that will open a web-page.

I have done the animation, which is ok for a first attempt. But adding the preloader and stuff now is a fucking pain in the ass.

Is there a kind soul here who could add it for me and then let me have the files back so that I can dissect it to see what I've done wrong.

For the animation I have done (a crap one) this REALLY has taken far too many days.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I had to struggle with this too
I have a helpful module privided by a B3tan - but it's at home.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I thought it would be pretty straightforward
but the tutorials I have are iffy in terms of where to put things. I've read a fair few.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I can help if you like
I'm not the worlds greatest Flash designer, but I can manager that.

I think. :)

(I can use the one from www.wobshite.co.uk/b3ta/nemo/ if you like it)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# You are a saviour kind Sir
what's your mail and I'll send you the fla file(s)

Cheers
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)
#
ZAKMCFLIMBY@HOTMAIL.COM
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# go have a cup of tea
and photoshop a picture.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# This
I am definitely going to do

:)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:07, archived)
# If you don't get any takers now
I'll do it when I get home from work.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Gordon's Alive!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I'm learning too..
Preloader wasn't too hard - If you need a hand I'm here... [email protected]
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)
# i couldn't add preloaders either
so i didn't bother. fuck 'em i say, fight the power
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)
# In other Flash news
Litterbox have released a new single.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# flash rules
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)
# it sucks
i can't animate properly either for some reason. although i suspect that's not flash's fault...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:04, archived)
# DOS is also a bastard
So I'm on here instead. Only thing Computing is any good for really.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Here you go
put this in the first frame of your movie and it'll do the job nicely.

Don't forget to change the graphics though!

www.newgrounds.com/flash/NewgroundsPreLoader.fla

To make buttons do stuff:

Create a button,
put it on your stage (the bit where you make the movie in your main timeline)
select the button
in the actionscript menu ( press f9 to bring it up) in one of the top folders is a thing called 'getURL'
double click that then type the address you want to get into the obvious boxes.

Bob's your father's brother.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Thanks Matey
I shall download and look at.

Muchos Gracias
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:20, archived)
# No problem
I was actually just telling someone else about the very same thing who'd emailed me from my site so I already had the link to hand.

It's got some instructions with it, but basically you open the file, copy the one movieclip from the first frame and put it in the first frame of your own movie. If you then click into it and cut out the Newgrounds pic you've got a handy little movie clip that you can reuse with no coding needed whenever you make something in Flash.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ITV 1 presents....The Airport UNCOVERED!
Starring...Ron Jeremy Spake.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:56, archived)
# oh dear god, no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

it's just not on
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# ...yes it is.
No, really, it is.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# It's Thirdman!
Woo!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I'm not chuckling
I promise
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:12, archived)
# His full name is
Jeremy Fucking Spake. Get it right.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] it's magic!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# KILL IT
KILL IT HARD
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Aha.
So that's what the challenge is all about.

Can I just repost Jamie Lee Curtis Stigers?



Phwoar.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# no
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Tough shit
student-boy. Shouldn't you be watching daytime TV?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Oh God...
Confused....
Aroused....
Confused...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Ew!
How unpleasant is that?

Quite.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# for Mr. Bovine
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:50, archived)
# that is ace
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:51, archived)
# reminds me slightly of a C64 game called cauldron.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)
# woo
we want a thor colouring book
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)
# i'll see what i can do
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Run Spot run...
Here comes Gavin..
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Good stuff Thor man
woo
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# pwiddy
and perfect for apearosting when halloween comes upon us :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Stab it!
NOW!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:56, archived)
# oh yeh....
i was bored and waiting for my mate to get off his phone last night down the pub so i did this paint mash on my phone....

(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
# i don't know much about art`
but i know what i like.

Woo!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)
# ...better.....
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# lol
animate now...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# cool
a land-rover bandwagon is definitely something I can cope with!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:22, archived)
# That's ace!
Did you see the phone mashes pippy posted from the b3ta pub meet the other night?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# yeh
infact it was that that made me think of how great it is when you have a phone that can do that..... ive just reread that sentence, not sure if it makes sence but im hungover and have a cold... urgh. so next Brighton B3tan we have we'll get a collective of paint mashes done :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Your sentence makes perfect sense.
As does this one.

"Where Brian had had had had had had, Sarah had had had had had had had had had had."
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# It was and I said not but he said I said.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# urgh....
i have a hangover.... sentences like that hurt :op
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:56, archived)
# woo!
how the hell do you mash on a phone!

fanny tastic!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# nail varnish I expect
It's pretty, but a bit of a waste of a phone mind you.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:51, archived)
# its a Sony Ericsson P800
so it has a thing called jotter on it which has a MS PAint style prgram... though its simpler than MS PAint obviously... but not by much :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Woo
you did that on your phone?

Good stuff
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Nice. Idyllic. Greig.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Hooray for paintmashed sheep
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)
# I'm am *so* turned on by that
:o)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Show off
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# 5000 BC3ta messageboard
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# if the mogs liked something
they'd chizel it out and put it on the front of the cave.

also, flash animations had to be done in flick book style with slabs
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)
# But
tell that to the youth of today...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# found it!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Haha
That film looks rather good, anyone seen it?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# apparently its the best
thing since the lion king
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)
# I downloaded it
but it didn't burn properly on CD, so put 2 + 2 together and....
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)
# same here
must be shit if you can't get it for free
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:50, archived)
# damn straight
in this day n age you don't need to pay for music, vids or software - its great
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)
# ummers
that's naughty.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# i downloaded it
and it worked ;)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Yes
and yes it is good, in a 'i'm really just a five year old inside' kinda way

Pixar's comic timing is brilliant
esp. the seagulls "mine!"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# The Surfer / stoner turtles are best

(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:56, archived)
# hehehe !
nice one !
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I could have used that in the
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I thought fingering nemo was a quite shocking
but well done , I think
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Thats great!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# That's excellent
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:05, archived)
# He may be small...


...but he's a bugger when he's angry.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# That's ace
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# he's great
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# That's scary
And DOS is the devil. Bastard thing.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# aaaaah
be nice to dos, he means no harm

edit: what's you'r problem?(with dos that is)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
# hehehe
thats tip top
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# He's cool

Where can I get one from?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Not a chance;)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# yay !
I'll take a dozen !
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# You going to 4rthur the bash?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Blimey!
and Woo
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Zis iz being woo!
Rooooaaarr.
*squeak*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:43, archived)
# woo! want one!
to play catch with erasmus!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:50, archived)
# woo!
Ferocious!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:51, archived)
# bloody hell
that makes me shit pellets, that does.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Morning!
Phwooaaarrrr...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Oh my....
I'd forgotten about that pic...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# How could you?
I mean, really
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
# I masterbate to it
when munkt0n is not around...

;)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# even sometimes
when he is...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# and
he joins in!

(let me know when I go too far)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# don't stop
till your elbow goes wrinkly
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# boik
 
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:56, archived)
# mussnt forget
the vasoline. that will stop anything going wrinkly. especialy when rubbed in.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# hahahaa
ace.

Morning.

Don't suppose you will be coming to october party will you if you are sprogged up?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# I am working on it...
...when I say it I mean the wife and when i say working I mean wearing her down.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
splendid.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# thats sick err dad
,
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# i would
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Morning (tho' tis afternoon here)
She looks so proud !
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Morning sah!
I would.

(Both)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
# they look quite similar
i reckon they're related
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# hee hee
You probably already have!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)
# I'm not sure what that picture is all about.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
# it's someones mum
holding a pic of bovine in the nip.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Unconditional lust
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# which is
what all women do over bovine.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Well of course I know who he is
but who's she?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# She is:
Kim Sawyer, who leads the state's planning efforts on the Outer Banks, holds up a countdown clock in her office at the Wright Brothers National Memorial, Tuesday Sept. 30, 2003. The clock is counting down the time until the 100th anniversary celebration of the world's first powered flight. The flight centennial celebration is on schedule despite Hurricane Isabel.
-

news.lycos.com/news/photo.asp?section=BreakingPhotos&photoId=432655&captions=off
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# I thought as much
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] maRadonna
imagine the sound of maradona and madonna fucking
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# I did like the way Maradonna
turned into a coke-snorting lardbarrel when he quit football. It was the nose of God, no doubt.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# It was.
Those stubby little legs were designed for shinning up coke trees. It was just a lucky accident that he ended up in kick-the-ball.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# T'was his destiny
the poor little man.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# even better:
he was a coke-head while he was a playing
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I thought
they all are
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# they are!
but only monday through wednesdays, so tonite is the last night. thanks to god who made cocaine be untraceable so swiftly
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Maradona's body is like a fat nun's.
.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Robbie Coltrane.
Nuns on the run.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Yes?
I quite liked it.

Robbie Coltrane is good in drag.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# has
that been tatty shopped at all?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# what is: tatty shopped?
like
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
#
Policeman: You're nicked, son
Potato: Oh no!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# potato: i didnaehdoit
.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# .

crap pic, but the point it that they work perfectly on the moon if you just adjust the tyre pressure and carburettor.

found this, how nasa coped before tablets for pcs history.nasa.gov/SP-4012/vol3/p77.jpg
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Yay!!!!!
How else could they have got there?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I don't know the details
I just know it functions.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I think the Saturn V rocket
probably does more miles to the gallon than the 101 though.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# more than 7mpg
I could believe that!

I get 30mpg out of Reds 200TDi
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# It does - and here's a reposteroonee

(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
# tj!
Talking of tablets for pc's, I am thinking about getting a tablet pc, namely the Acer C111. But I am largely undecided cause its a hooge amount of money. Can anyone persuade me or dissuade me from buying one? :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I have a pocket pc
iPAQ2210. It's the muitts nuts
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Do you need one?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
#
Thats a moot question. No-one -needs- fancy newfangled gadgets :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Then personally,
I'd spend that amount of money on a week somewhere hot.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# yeah,
it's not if you need it, it's if you can self justify it

do it. do it. do it.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:43, archived)
# About that moon route pic....
It takes them 65-75 hours to get there, but only 50-60 to get back...

Why? Is it down hill on the way home or something? :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Dolly Partridge..
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)
# eeckahfun
smart
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)
# excellent
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# aha
back of the net
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Please
I'm trying to eat my lunch.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I've just had a bacon sandwich
I got most of the way through and realised that my bread has mould on it.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)
# It's probably Ergot.
You'll be high before you know it.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# aha !
and woo !
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# brill
like a fish
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# You've got shit boobs
You shitty boob bastard.

/calf
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Inside every bag of shite
there's a Crunchie wrapper.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Tenuous
But still my fave so far.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Paul Daniels day lewis
first post , hardly seamless but ah well

thats magic
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:23, archived)
# arf !
and welcome :)

don't take it down this time ;)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# fantastic!
He looks like my grandad.

Interesting P Daniels fact. He is naturally unbouyant, and avoids swimming pools, as no matter how hard he tries to swim, he just keeps sinking.

Threadjack. Anyone here used SnagIT? If so, in what way is it better than merely using Print Screen, and then dumping the image into photoshop?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Naturally unbouyant?
Fascinating. Perhaps he should do one of those "escape from the tank of water" tricks.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I seem to remember that Debbie still installed a swimming pool at their home.
Cheeky little madam.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
#
"What first attracted you to short, balding millionaire Paul Daniels?" - Mrs Merton to Debbie McGee
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# I did like that programme.
Also, Ms Aherne had that dirty glint in her eye I like so much.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:51, archived)
# I saw her in a shop once.
Nice chest.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:59, archived)
# um...
you don't need photoshop to edit it and you can select regions to screengrab. Other than that, I wouldn't bother really.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# sounds like
a spectacular waste of time.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
# I agree.
Im doing a project creating some online learning files, and am being totally fucked around by our yank management. First, they decided that camtasia/flash would not be as innovative, or useful, as doing them in powerpoint (the fuckers, I hate them, I hate them so much), and now they hhave decided, for reasons that are beyond my comprehension, that me using prtscreen and then processing through imageready is not suitable, and I should scrap everything and start again with Snagit.

Apologies to any nice americans here (Zog, Im thinking of you if you are around), but by god, the ones are work with are giving you all a real bad name.

(that name is cunts.)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Sometimes you can't grab from video files
using PrintScreen because they're on a different hardware layer or something. It might get round that I suppose.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
# I thought Snag-it
could record animations - ie dump out all the frames of you using a program.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Ha! And welcome.
You'll never see daylight again.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Joined at the turban
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# *Now* I hope the Americans string him up.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Yo!
I need to sign up for the footy. You got the link to Arthur?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:34, archived)
# threadwaste/goodnight
Night all.

wow, 550 posts in 5 days. I should probably leave the house soon
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:13, archived)
# You're doing a lot better than me
I've been here almost a year and I've not even got to 2000!
Morning all.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:15, archived)
# stalking people improves your message count
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Depends on who you stalk
Stalking Bovine would quickly get you up.

Stalking Fnord might take some time.

Try to avoid stalking lurkers.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Errr
What do you mean exactly by "get you up"?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# "better" is relative isn't it?
Is better more messages per day, or is better going to the pub, playing footy, going for walks, hanging out with friends, and having hot sex?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
# i have plenty of hot sex
thankyou very much
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# I bet you don't.
Not that you'd ever admit it.

I have lots of unattractive sex with Derek at the moment. He likes it when I do what he refers to as a "Double Barrel".
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:22, archived)
# You mean ...
... you talk like Mr Chumley-Wormer?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)
# No.
I fart from my front and back bottoms at the same time.

In his face.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# That's what I said
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# with
anyone else pressent?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# what about having nothing to do in summer days,
so going from 0 posts, to 3rd on the board stats in one summer

then bumming off to uni to do all the above
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:18, archived)
# It was sunny out you know.

Oh, and if I'm going to come have a beer with you before halloween, it might have to be this weekend.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# it was too hot
then it rained

(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# you are an addict my friend

(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
# puny
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha
you only insult me because you feel threatened
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# yes,
only another 21,000 posts till you get me

(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Wow, your so cool.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Do you think
he'd let us touch him?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Touch him
in a special place?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I think he's one
big special place.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Please define "us"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# It the "US" you've been worried about.
Or is it "THEM"? I don't know. But papering your bedroom in tin-foil and pages of the Bible won't help you. Won't help you at all.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)
# The objective form of we
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# You can touch me
if you like.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)
# *prod*
Just like chicken.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)

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