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He's a local butcher for local people

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

i dont get it

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

You soon will

if you order his "speciality" sausages.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

have you been

stalking your sausage girl since she came to the UK?

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rogan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

No,

I emailed her about providing some legs shots because I wanted to do an animation for the song Kinky Boots, but I hacve heard nothing back.
I'm scared to pester her.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

she updated

her stock stuff not long ago, I had to go for a cold shower..

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rogan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

Yep,

she is one of my "favourites" so I get the pictures when she updates.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

thank god

it's art!
*appreciates form*

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rogan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

That's why

I look at her pictures...inspiration.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

League Of Gentlemen

ver amusing program

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

Lets do some maths ...

300,000 Iraqi deaths while he was in power (8,400 days) = 36 Iraqis per day. He must have had a big fridge, and an even bigger mincing machine. Sausages anyone?

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

Aww hes got a cold

Here, have a tissue

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

hehe

yay!

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rogan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

woo

however it looks a bit like a used johnny

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

nicely wooed

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

Looks

like he's just taken a condom off.

Sorry. I'm having a twisted day today.

Woo to the piktur !

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

yay !

koalaphants rock !

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Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

Quick and nasty

(garfi3ld, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

so...

what was the original film.
woo, by the way

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

con air

do google image search on cage+con+air and you will see the shocking hair for yourself

(garfi3ld, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

Just wanted to do smth about christmas :P

Yup. Nothing funny.

(Panda, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

that

made me laugh far too much!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

oh no!

it's the mitchells!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

no.

It's my boys! They call them The Krays at nursery.

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

Don't say that

one of them was a botty burglar

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

i forgot about that

well, you wouldn't mess, would you?

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

Hahahahaha

It's WD-40 & WD-41

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

so what's my wife?

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

That cat . .

looks really happy to be wearing the hat . .

He'll crap in your christmas stocking for that ;)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

That cat looks so excited about christmas

That he could bite your balls off! Yay!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

i've done something for Christmas too

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

I also have

but I flushed the toilet

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

That's lovely.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

yay, thx all. ^^

(Panda, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

Please be fluffy

Can you see road markings from the inside of an armour plated cadillac?

(Hugh Jass, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

good sentiment.

woo to you.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

A woo?

First proper post. What a nice person you are!

(Hugh Jass, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

one word

eyedropper.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

be nice!

the message is good however well executed!

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LittlePixel, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

another word:

foom

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GR33DY, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

another

cress

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muteboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

one more

internecine

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parsley, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

The flexibility of

MS Paint!

(Hugh Jass, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

dontcha know

eyedropper is in every package, even Paint!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

I just opened a package of cookies -

no eyedropper... should give them back?

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azerty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

I'm afraid it was done yesterday (with the same source image too).

Nothing's new around here :)

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

Apologies

Retreating to the stone from which I crept from. TAXI!

(Hugh Jass, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

It's not a problem, just a case of mind-piss.

Don't be sorry about it - it's just sod's law, that's all. You think you've got a good idea and then you discover that everyone else had it first. C'est la vie.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

Don't worry about it

it just means you're on the right track. Good start, keep it up, 'n' all that. :)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

Meanwhile, back at Number Ten...

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LittlePixel, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

heh

var e goode

(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

hehe

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

dear mum, weather nice, food good ,room a bit snug

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Dill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

Awww

but he only has 2 boots

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

he's wearing the other two

but you shouldn't wear boots inside a tent

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

How does he smell?

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jola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

haha

nice :)

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rogan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

The power of thought...

and deep breaths. I said breaths.

no I don't have a lisp!

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

phwooooaaaarrrr

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

*echo of phwooooaaaarrrr*

(icedragon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)

*reverberation*

phwooooooooar...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

one would..

..wouldn't one

(nanook, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

yaa.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

Over and over and over again......

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

lets see that again
*rewind*
rrrraaaaoooowph
*play*
phwooooaaaarrrr

(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

No, come on, you must be kidding.

That arse is HUGE when inflated to it's maximum and those boobs will surely be down by her knees the moment she takes her bra off.

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

ssshh

stop injecting realism into the situation..

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

Don't ruin the phwooaaaring

with your reality here young lady!

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

I beg to differ.

As the author of this, in my mind they are pert, firm and uplifting!

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

Hooray!

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

And I suppose in your mind all those

girls on the pron sites are gagging for it coz they haven't been able to get any satisfaction til you came along, big boy? ;)

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

Not at all

that would be crass. :)

The growing tits and arse lady came out of a conversation I had last night, with the lady wife.

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

Oh, just ignore me - the comment was mainly

aimed at sick_boy anyway. Clearly I am in a shittier mood than I thought I was - and I knew I was in a pretty bad mood anyway. :)

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

No worries..

*passes box of chocolates on desk over to MizEmma to sample contents*

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

what sites

are those?

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christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

Yes.

That is correct

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

And your point is ..

A man can dream, can't he?

MMmmm....

shit - pass the kleenex

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

please post the original

source images and more like them. I will compile a report on them when the time is right - but first, some research in the toilet is required...

(dognutz, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

here you go ...

phwooarr

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

and sqeeze, release, squeeze, release

surely tits should get big when ass small & vice versa as the fat flows between the two?

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Lynxkitten, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

Not in

my world!

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

Feck Off

Had to be done

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Jarvichi Yarr!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)

Does he work for...

...London Underground?

(G-Funk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)

Let me see :

Train drivers report safety concerns.
Management do feck all
Drivers say "Fix this before people get hurt"
Management threaten drivers with sack
Drivers threaten to strike or drive trains slowly over potential trouble spots
Management bleats to the press

I know who's side I'm on.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

Go on.

Do It

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Jarvichi Yarr!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

Parmp

(raquian, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

erm.

Errr?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

i still havent got the popbitch newsletter,
can someone mail me a copy, addy in profile. ta. Otherwise i might have to do some work - perish the thought.

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rosey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

Here it is:

Jacko hangs self.
Norman Wisdom has Busted trussed up in his loft.
www.celebritiesdoingthetoiletintheirpants.com
Pat Sharpe arrested.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

ha ha ha.

That was far too accurate.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

can't believe Pat Sharp was arrested... The rest I already knew.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

>> Big Questions <<

Which EMAP journalists will pedal any old bollocks so long as it gives them the opportunity to use the word "gak".

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

They're trying to

introduce new words like that, that's why they do it. I hope the word "scruttocks" and "funt" gets in the dictionary.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

oh come on

it's bollocks but it's entertainment for a dreary thursday...

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rosey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

I'm certainly

not disputing that fact :D

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

Everyone here has done their part

for spong, moobs, twunt, gnops, belm, orking, and cockalorum.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

Yay

moobs.

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Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

My old Home Brew

Was named :
"Scruttocks Old Dirigible"

(Lovely it was. Made with Nettles instead of Hops)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

aaaahhhh

radio 4

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muteboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

More of a

Radio 2 chap myself.

Pip-Pip !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

First day at work....

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

Pffft

silliness

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

Arf

(icedragon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

badum tssch

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rosey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

indeed

heh

(garfi3ld, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

arf

and one more arf..

(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

!!!Fra

Arf!!!

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

pallindrometatsic

(garfi3ld, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)

OUCH !

That hurt !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)

I see...

..corner, NOW!

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Jarvichi Yarr!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)

hahaha

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rogan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)

yay for lumberjokes

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)

hahaha

ha!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

But, but ..

there are only TWO of 'em ...

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

don't bite down!

(crazymum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

(don't push up)

woo

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)

Is that a

Chimped tooth there?

/goes and bangs head in door

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmm

arses

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

groan

;¬)

(garfi3ld, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)

that'll learn her!

trying to eat miniature chimps will only lead to dental problems.
Woo.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

Yay! Chimps with everything!

Finest English cuisine.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

Yay for open mouths . . .

Gratuitous repost :

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

Who is that in Ken's mouth?

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

A random googleperson . . .

His dashing good looks (and slight resemblence to Ian McAskill) caught my eye :o)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

Oh. Okay.

ta. Just curious, you understand.

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

See . .

I told you he was dashing ;¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

Erm.....

well, I guess dashingness is clearly in the eye of the beholder. Me, I'd rather have Ken than his in-mouth chum.

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

It's a package deal . .

If you get Ken you get the guy in his mouth as well . . sorry

:¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

"Insert Humourous Phrase Here"

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

melt it

melt it HARD!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

please

two snowmen

'do you smell carrots?'

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kitty_cat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)

Ooh Woo

:( I hate christmas

(smoglane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

BBC1 presents the 300th series of Last of the Summer Wine

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

what tv shows do snowmen watch?

i reckon they're big fans of top gear

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)

Byker Grove?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

The Poddington Peas.

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Shakmaaaaa!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

Huge Furry Shittinghall

and his cookery/gardeny/farmy program

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

Holiday

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rogan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

"The Woeman"
sorry

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Shakmaaaaa!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)

Been lurking for ages

So i decided to get all artistic and do this

(smoglane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)

oo woo and yay!

very slinky.
welcome, lurker.
Hererwith pearoasted fluff for thee, as i have worn out all my wooyays.

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Shakmaaaaa!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

1634 messages?

thats lurking?
but don't change the MIDI it's classssss

also, nice pic

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

ooh

how artistic

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

1600 odd messages aint really lurking, is it?

nice piccy though:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

well i posted them bits and bobs

then left for a bit and lurked
but now im back

(smoglane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

calendar..

my b3ta 2004

calendar is now
available to view

magic donkey
- newsletter perhaps?

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raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

Hmmmm.

Pearl necklace.
edit: sorry, was distracted. WYH, etc.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

this looks nothing like Tony Blair. Nowhere near slimy enough!

Blair meets Homer Simpson

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)

No wrinkles,

no stupid cunting hand gestures.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

It looks exactly

like I thought a Simpsons version of him would.

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

The Queen

looks like Rupert Murdoch.
Coincidence?

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

Inbreeding.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

I concurrrrrr!!

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

Aw that's fab!

Send it to them: www.b3ta.com/mailus/

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)

i did

thanks

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raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

very nice :)

hadn't seen the cymbals one before ... brilliant!

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magoo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)

That's rather spiffing

I might be being stupid, but it's a bit difficult to navigate.

Can you link from for example the jan page to the feb page? Only way I can see to get to the next one is to manually change the URL.

Unless we're not supposed to be peeking . . .

Anyway, top work.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

click on the >>

for the next month

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raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)

Doh!

I knew it had to be there somewhere!

I therefore declare it faultless. V Good. Gold star.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

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raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

and the grey text is *really* hard to read

i had to highlight it

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

thats coz the pictures

are the main thing to be looking at

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raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

YAY!!!!!!

Brave Mr Penguin RAWKS!!!!!!!!!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

Oooh, I say - I'll have a gross.

That penguin + cymballs pic is just fabulous.

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)

yay!

They are GREAT!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

excellent

woo!

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

fantastico

that is all

(nanook, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)

Who's bad?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

g&y

An arrest warrant has been issued for Michael Jackson.

Apparently Police found class A drugs in his lounge, class B drugs in his kitchen and Class 5C in his bedroom.

(is thinking, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

I am keeping count of how many times I am told that joke

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

2nd time in

the past hour for me.

Now about a half dozen and counting.

(Marwood, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)

it was

4C yesterday, they've been moved up a year. Clever chaps.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)

*checks text message*

Indeed they were!

(Marwood, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

First time for me.

made me laugh.

although I suspect you won't be so lucky next time.

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)

arf

not heard that one

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

its a bit

juvenile really

(is thinking, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Look out, He-Man!

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

don't do it guys, you have too much to live for...

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rosey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)

Weeee

(Panda, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

JUMP!

/van halen

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

doo doo doo dooo doo

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

I'm in an 80s groove

Drove to work in an MR2

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)

you're the marty mcfly

of the 00ies.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

they would

land unharmed. Terminal velocity blah blah blah

/pedant

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CowJam, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

nothing was left to chance

especially as george got munchy after a smoke
hmmm meat

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Dill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

is that a

pork sword?

(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

BBC daytime TV is getting worse

Much worse

Woo, my first ever bush related pictograhiconiosonic.....thing

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

Ooh. That reminds me.

Eggheads is on in a minute.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

Is that any good?

Or is it like a lot of daytime shows where they're so complicated the host (that Ross chap, usually) has to keep explaining things, or so slow becasue there's very little content.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

It's not exactly quick-fire

but the questions are quite hard. Unfortunately it's presented by that Murnahan prick.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

Oh, Dermot.

I like Dermot. Er... nothing to see here. Move along.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

He's a tool.

I hate him and that stupid tart on the BBC Breakfast news. Bring back Sophie and that other bloke whose name escapes me.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

What about that Julie Etchingham. one?

Fwoar! Defected to Sky News, I think.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

Joanna Gosling makes me weak at the knees.

Not sexy as such but she's so cute.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)

Karen Bowerman for me

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

Jeremy Bowen

www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/biographies/biogs/news/jeremybowen.shtml

the lounge lizard of breakfast tv

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

hahahaha

I'm imagining him in a white suit a la Leisure Suit Larry

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

That's the fella.

He's sleazy in a good way.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

Phwoor

despite the 'tashe, there is something definitely a bit 'I would'-ish about Jeremy Bowen.

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

I know

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)

And the way he used to flirt with

Sophie on Breakfast was very alluring indeed. Just what you need first thing in the morning.

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

Sophie Rayworth

and Jeremy Bowen were great. But I do like the welsh one Sian and Bill whats-his-face

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poshpaws, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

dammit

I usually watch that, it's actually one of the few daytime shows I'll watch without cringing at the poor lighting quality and over-complex set arrangements and camera angles.

But today I'm stuck here pretending to write a stupid report =/

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

its funny..

because its true

(Shifty Bloke, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)

ooh

leamington spa

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

Those guys from trading up

are unbelievably crap.

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)

but leamington r00lz

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

I've never been

unfortunately

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

Leamington is really rather lovely.

A much maligned place due to it's proximity to Coventry.

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

but not as unbelievably gay as those two

from that Million Pound Property Experiment that my wife forced me to endure last night.

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

Scottish poofters

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)

I nearly destroyed my telly after they'd

polluted it. They were crying and everything last night.

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

They're so camp,

I expected them to be more Irish.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)

Yet I found myself being more disturbed

by how hideously ugly they both are.

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

ditto

what a pair of big girls blouses those two are...jezuz

(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)

Hahahahaha

Has anyone seen this years Children In Need line up? WHAT A FUCKING DISASTER!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)

As opposed to the previous years' winning line-ups?

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

I agree....

...but this year they have plummeted to new depths.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)

tell me more

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

Oh Christ on a bike... NOOOOO!

I'm going out tomorrow night then.

linky to Friday's schedule

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

I made it to 7.00pm

saw the name "Busted" and closed the fucking window.

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)

If you'd

stayed on a little longer, you'd have got to "Phil "cunt" Collins"

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)

oh jesus

I feel myself falling off the wagon already

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)

It's the biggest shower of...

...cranberry I have ever some accorss on one program:

The cast of EastEnders, Holby City, Casualty and Merseybeat come together in a special superdrama, plus there's music from Phil Collins and Will Young. Interactive.

The stars of Coronation Street celebrate 25 years of Grease on the cobbles of Weatherfield. Plus, live performances from Enrique and Peter Gabriel. Interactive.

Cleaning ladies Kim and Aggie reveal their weapons of mass disinfectant, there's music from Big Brovaz, and Donny Osmond reveals some musical surprises. Interactive.

Could it get any worse?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

It seems that it could:

The fun continues with music from Sting, Atomic Kitten and Kool and The Gang, plus Ainsley Harriott and Antony Worrall Thompson recreate a classic Morecambe and Wise sketch. Interactive.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

"Donny Osmond reveals some musical surprises"

what the watermelon??

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

It's...Will Young...

...Interactive that disturbs me!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

I thought that'd be

right up your street

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)

;o)

I though that was our little secret?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

good

god, the depravity

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

Well, maybe

I'll look between 8 and 8:30... Rachel Stevens...

Mmmmm... yum.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)

I'm going to see The Coral at Brixton.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)

Thanks

I was searching for that for WD-39

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)

oh god

there's sop much of that the mrs is going to want to watch!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

time to get the portable out in the spare bedroom

(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

Newsreaders in the nude

or something like that.

imagine Moira Stewart...bleargh

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

I would

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

I know

someone else who would too.

Mind you some of the strumpets from Meridian I could.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)

Trevor McDonald?

(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)

Hung like a horse

I believe

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)

Let me guess:

Eastenders actors in Elvis outfits?

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)

and now...

the news in briefs...

(is thinking, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

Worse...

..Cliff Richard

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*deep breath*
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(Clockwork, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)

However bad it Children in Need is,

it's not as bad as Comic Relief.
I fucking hate people being funny.
There should be laws against cruising pubs dressed in drag, collecting coppers in a bucket.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)

I've got to work

And every twunt in the office wants to:
dress up,
have a raffle,
do "Whacky" things (wear socks on their hands !)

And I'm the weird one because I don't give a Fat Rats Arse.

(I'd have the night off and go to the pub but it'll be the same there)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

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