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huzzah!

i have just registered lemony.co.uk!

it shall be hosted by dataflame

edit: incidentally... www.lemony.com is rather fine

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:28, archived)

and authored by a spastic

huzzah!

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:29, archived)

double huzzah!

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)

you're a cunt.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:40, archived)

you're a charmer.

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:41, archived)

coming to the cardiff bash then?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:41, archived)

if i can get a train/ lift there i am!

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:43, archived)

there's bound to be a train here.

and i'll even meet people at the station if needs be.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:45, archived)

huzzah!

anyone going from scotland that you know of?

coz they'd probably be going near where i live

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:47, archived)

berk is from up north.

i think.
but that's not scotland.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:48, archived)

i'll put a note on the 4rthur message

see if i can save some cash

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:50, archived)

good man.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:52, archived)

yay

i'm hosted by dataflame

well recently i am. and they are class!

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fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:29, archived)

shwate

owshum... looking forward to stuff, mate

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Koogas, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:29, archived)

blurg!

why am i still up!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)

congratulations. It's exciting buying domains.

if you need any hints on how to let the grass and weeds grow over your domain until you can't see it properly, then let me know.

I have loads of rotting domains; there's an art to it

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:31, archived)

i think i have 8 or so unused

although some of them may be dead

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fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:31, archived)

try these

www.loveanddancing.com
www.bleepbloop.net and www.bleepbloop.com

and last but not least www.rumpleskewtweezer.com

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:32, archived)

I own

www.milkthebridge.co.uk
and
www.lonelysocks.co.uk

what a big fat arse waste of time.

goodnight everyone!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:34, archived)

I like lonelysocks a lot

that is a true archive. you might be able to get European Social Fund money for that

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:36, archived)

ooh that thing on loveanddancing

is a bit lovely

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:35, archived)

thanks

I was fishing for that, but then it's the only time anyone sees it.

I am going to stay up all night and have an idea for what to do with my domains. See you all tomorrow no doubt.

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:38, archived)

Your forename is really Vork?

I thought it was just an alias. That's awesome!

(Corn Dog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:43, archived)

i have a domain name somewhere

it's currently pointed at a geocities page that links to www.hoover.co.uk

I cant think what I meant to do with it

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:31, archived)

i'm just annoyed at having to add a new e-mail address to my msn group

every few weeks or delete loads of files

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:32, archived)

the most anoying thing for me

is the lack of ftp access to nab all your files back if you forgot to back them up

I'LL GET YOU GATES...Next Time...Next time

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:35, archived)

i just looked at lemony.com

dunno how i can compete with that

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:37, archived)

lummee

you have got a job there :)

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:40, archived)

make lemony.co.uk

a page full of people in humorous ties.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:43, archived)

hmmmmm

i do have a humourous tie

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:44, archived)

a friend of mine

made ties which he then wore to school.
he made them out of anything and everything.
including a carpet, corrugated iron, a car number plate and bread.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:44, archived)

some sort of voodoo ritual, i imagine

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:33, archived)

gave up when I couldnt find any vigin blood

in teesside

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:36, archived)

look in profile for domains

I have a few more than that though.

Need to goto bed, night night.
Need to goto bed, night night.
Need to goto bed, night night.
Need to goto bed, night night.
Need to goto bed, night night.
Need to goto bed, night night.
Need to goto bed, night night.
Need to goto bed, night night.
Need to goto bed, night night.
Need to goto bed, night night.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:34, archived)

Not sure why, but Solid Snake reminds me...

...of, well, Jesus...

[click for extra-massively-holy]

(give to ian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:18, archived)

it's a good time of year

for spotting Jesuses. Apparently it was his birthday last week.

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)

he's looking good

for his age.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:28, archived)

what do you want

me to give you?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)

candy.

dur.

(give to ian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)

BLAM!!!!!

~~Gotcha!!~~ Retitled "Revenge is MINE!"

EDIT: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/3370357.stm
He got shot. His better half got her purse snatched and he stepped in a bit too far.

(Spockinasock, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:02, archived)

that is Ray Davies from the Kinks

and the only joke I can think to make is about a Kinks b-side from the 70's on an obscure 7". So here goes....

Do you think that he is singing Killing Time?

.... jeez.

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:06, archived)

kinky.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:07, archived)

i need to think of a domain to register

as i'm fed up with msn groups... any suggestions?

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:08, archived)

www.dotcotton.com

I was kind of jealous that Warp Records have bought www.bleep.com the other day.

[edit]
I was lucky enough to get www.bleepbloop.com but I don't have a reason for having it - other than parking it at my pipex adsl space.
[/edit]

well - they say that cobblers kids have no shoes.....

(

bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:09, archived)

taken i believe

but if anyone should have it then warp records should

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:10, archived)

http://www.whores-versus-plankton.com

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:10, archived)

oh, very good

i like that one.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:11, archived)

http://www.shitforpeace.com

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:11, archived)

www.cum.com

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:15, archived)

i always wanted to register

www.doubleudotslashdotdoubleudotcom.com

edit: or something similar

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fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:17, archived)

this thread appears to be maturing in its' old age

no, not really.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:17, archived)

www.hangnail.com

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:19, archived)

lemony.co.uk

is available

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fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:10, archived)

is it?

this registrar is lying to me

i'll have that then

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:12, archived)

yep its definately there

EDIT: at least according to www.hosts.co.uk/ it is

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fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:13, archived)

how about

www.whatareweyourdomainnamesuggestingbitches.com

sorry, but it's really a b3ta tradition, isn't it?

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:10, archived)

what about

www.rectal-breach.com/

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:11, archived)

try

www.soggybiscuit.com
or
www.nonononononononononononotheresnolimits.co.uk

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:11, archived)

hahahahah

2nd one is a winner!

(

fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:12, archived)

just found an old scan

of a magazine i cut stuff out of and put together on Thom Yorke's face on the front.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:01, archived)

yay!

have a duck

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:02, archived)

pah.

you should learn to colour in the lines.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:04, archived)

cunt

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:04, archived)

i thought

you'd forgiven and forgotten.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:08, archived)

thats down on the farm and cockfosters

i'll never forgive what ssg did to my family

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:09, archived)

oh, right

want help beating him up? i can be on a flight tomorrow.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:11, archived)

i'm bigger than both of you

put together.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:13, archived)

not true.

i may only be 5-11, but i weigh 20 stone.i just roll from place to place. though, come to think of it, that'll mean two seats on the plane. dammit.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:15, archived)

haha.

i'm a good eight feet and twelve metric tonnes bigger than you.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:16, archived)

liar

i saw a picture of you on the beach with e-p
you're a waif of a thing.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:18, archived)

on the beach with ms pixie?

there be no beach in leeds...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:20, archived)

a vast improvement, i'd say

but is he happy?

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:03, archived)

with his large amounts of money

and adoration... probably not

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:04, archived)

better to be unhappy

than not happy at all.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:08, archived)

that

is a missive for the masses.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:09, archived)

if i remember rightly,

it's ronaldo's mouth, a banker's eyes, and some skanky thin wench from the fashion pages's hair.
therefore, he can't fail to be happy.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:05, archived)

he needs a hat

in my opinion

then it would be nothing short of perfect, also my opinion

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:07, archived)

sadly,

there was no hat in the magazine.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:09, archived)

CREATE ONE

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:12, archived)

i threw the magazine away.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:14, archived)

Definitely an improvement!

Well at least for his eyes!
(The real ones give me the creeps!)

(Spockinasock, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:03, archived)

he looks like he'd like a banana

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:04, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:39, archived)

is that an accident with a time machine

and bukkake movie?

/babbling
wooo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:41, archived)

*slap*

pull yourself together man

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:42, archived)

*rubs cheek*

why did you hit me?

(

Koogas, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:42, archived)

i'm blind

don't take the piss

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:44, archived)

because

i turned the lights out at an opportune moment.
edit: dammit lemony, will you stay away from the bloody reply button?

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:44, archived)

now

oh shit

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:45, archived)

i saw that

any more lip from you and it'll be the dunce cap.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:48, archived)

at least then

he'll be wearing something

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:49, archived)

b3ta-bleach time

methinks.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)

oh no,

not another bleach enema.
*assumes position*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:52, archived)

great.

now i'll have to gouge my eyes out completely.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:57, archived)

i thought you'd not noticed

i ruined a perfectly good pair of trousers doing that

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:58, archived)

i was only doing it

because i thought you likes it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:03, archived)

more to the point,

why are you rubbing my cheek?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:44, archived)

because

it's not my turn in the surgical gown

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:45, archived)

oh i see.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:47, archived)

if it isn't

it should be

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:42, archived)

good evening sir

how's the wide world of anger?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:46, archived)

fair evening to thee

things are the usual, but there's a slight amoung of hatred brewing as i'm back at semi-work ~~tomorrow~~ in a matter of hours

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:47, archived)

sounds horrific

still you could always go on a killing spree

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:49, archived)

not entirely out of the question

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:52, archived)

do it!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)

he's got work in a bit

it might have to wait until tomorrow evening

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:52, archived)

it's a fairly long drive

i could get at least 100 pedestrians if i tried

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:54, archived)

well then that sounds like a good challenge

100 it is. I'll give you a seeing eye dog for every ten you get

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:55, archived)

surely stockport pedestrians

aren't worth that much

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:57, archived)

maybe you're right

ok then, a seeing eye camel for the first 50 and a hearing ear turbot for every ten after that

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:59, archived)

w/y/h

(i can hummus too y'know!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:43, archived)

your name is a blatent lie

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:47, archived)

pssst

blatant

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:50, archived)

Resident Pedant tonight

hmmm has a ring to it.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:52, archived)

oooh, grumpy

was only trying to improve your masterpiece. and hey, at least i bothered to comment...

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:58, archived)

And I thank you for that

Note the smiley face as I like you
ahhh..I see the smiley face got censored, but it was there. 100% fact

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:01, archived)

haha

duly noted. the anim's actually very clever. and i like your first pic in the profile. keep on down this road, and one day, oh wait, you're already miles ahead of me, never mind.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:03, archived)

hmmm

i remember you.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:48, archived)

yes

hello ;)

(i can hummus too y'know!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:54, archived)

and how

are you this evening?

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:59, archived)

how

rare

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:59, archived)

More famous penguins...

"...and quite visible to the naked eye"

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More tea vicar?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:36, archived)

I LOVE that

yay!

(

lemonhead, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:38, archived)

fucking

brilliant

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:39, archived)

Excellent

give him his own series...

(BaldPom, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:40, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:40, archived)

may i..?

(gumboots, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:33, archived)

Fantastically woonecessity

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:40, archived)

woo

fanpatric

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pippy is a truck, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:42, archived)

does he

play the xylophone too?

wooyay :)

(roboglitch, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:42, archived)

FANTABULOUSICALIFITISED

if you ask me

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:42, archived)

haha!

absolutly brilliant!

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dipdapdop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:43, archived)

wonderful

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:44, archived)

Hahah!

Excellenté

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:46, archived)

Haha, fantastic.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)

what magic is this?

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2554669

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:59, archived)

I'd..

..buy one!!

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StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:37, archived)

Bloody fantastic

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:00, archived)

absolutely superb

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Muns, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:07, archived)

That's a bit fookin' good.

Nice work!

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:07, archived)

bloody hellfire...

...it FP'd
Thanks!

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More tea vicar?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:12, archived)

hahaha!

i love that!

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mrRush, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:06, archived)

that's fantastic!

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butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:57, archived)

that is great

top bombing!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:24, archived)

THAT IS

FUCKING BRILLIANT

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)

First ever animation

Took me all this time working out how to save it as a bloody gif

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:36, archived)

very good

however: 3some, just for future reference...

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:38, archived)

I bow to your superior knowledge

of polar bear speak :) (or of 3somes)

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:50, archived)

arf!

and woo to the inverse spong.

spooky.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:16, archived)

I was going to throw this one out, but ....

(Spockinasock, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:34, archived)

life on mars.

grrrrrreat.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:35, archived)

Look into my eyes, right into my eyes, not around my eyes ...
You will look at the picture again and not see an apparent space colony on the planet Mars, but a mouldy orange ...
Look into my eyes, right into my eyes ... etc.
*Looks*

(Spockinasock, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:46, archived)

yeh,

don't push your luck mate.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:48, archived)

Pfffffftt!!!

/Also rubs rubs cheek. ^

(Spockinasock, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:50, archived)

had to look at the filename

but a spiffy idea ;)

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dipdapdop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:36, archived)

ROROAOARORRRRR

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:15, archived)

go blind on mars!

i can't find my "free with the sun 15 years ago" 3d-specs, so i made a spinny3dpanorama

cross your eyes to see the goodness (sorry for the size but any more and it looks awful)

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dipdapdop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:24, archived)

Argh! that hurts my eyes more than usual!

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:24, archived)

wow

i love this spinning thing!

(bonaroo, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:53, archived)

hmm...

when i cross my eyes they go out of focus

something is amiss

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:25, archived)

well

you suck nyer.

you really have to strain your focusing-muscles while crossed - try practising by clicking "stop" and doing it on a still version

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dipdapdop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:28, archived)

i'm on dial up

it was a still image for a few minutes before it started moving...

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:29, archived)

i'm getting eye spasms

they're quite funny

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:30, archived)

i would find it funny,

but it's just getting cornea and cornea.
/wilf

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:34, archived)

if you have an epileptic fit

can you type a message out to us?

Something like 'I told you I was fucking hardcore'

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:35, archived)

jkbhjkjkjkjkjkjjkjkjkjkhjkjkhkggghhsjjuiijjjjjljlljjjjjbjbbbb

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dipdapdop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:36, archived)

i've started going in chat rooms

and pretending to go an a drug binge overdose type thing.
they love it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:36, archived)

ooh

got any transcripts?

(

bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:37, archived)

ssg: i'm doing a drug binge overdose type-thing. bye.

sexygurl966484: a/s/l?

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dipdapdop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:39, archived)

Pfffft!

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matsimpsk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:42, archived)

i had a long in-depth conversation

with a porn bot in a chat room once

i think i still have the screenshots on my old pc...

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:44, archived)

what is a porn bot

I am almost scared to ask

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:47, archived)

yes, now that you ask, it was an odd thing to say

just a spambot, spamming porn sites in chat rooms... kind of thing... yeah... umm

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:50, archived)

['i think i still have the screenshots on my old pc...']

that's funny now

pfffft

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)

sadly i'm lying.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:41, archived)

yeah

I knew that

*mutter*

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bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:43, archived)

when the internet was but a child

i used to go in an alcoholics anonymous chat room with the name ANYONE_FANCY_A_PINT

i was so mature

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:40, archived)

There's a family planning clinic down the road from my office

and it is my intention to take a leaflet off one of the protesting nuns the next time they are there, and then thank them profusely for providing me with a free wankmop.

(

matsimpsk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:47, archived)

it doesn't work

and never will.
for me at least.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:26, archived)

beagle was far cooler looking than the american one

theirs looks like something off robot wars

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:27, archived)

well, what were you hoping for

it only cost $820,000,000.00
there was nothing in the budget for aesthetics.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:29, archived)

isn't that like

many many times more than beagle cost?

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:32, archived)

Yes.

the Beagle budget could probably fit in a shoe-box in 1-quid coins. so good for them, because the Americans always spend way more, and generally get less bang for their buck.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:35, archived)

however we must also consider the fact

that it was shit and didn't work.

(

dipdapdop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:37, archived)

yeah. but it didn't blow up

which is something in the way of progress by shuttle standards.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:39, archived)

to be honest i don't care

i think anything that gets people interested in science and technology and encourages research is good... and i think elegance is a good thing in scientfic endeavor

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:39, archived)

yep

otherwise it's guaranteed to go wrong..

but exciting little robots that work are the things that get people excited, not rock analysers that fail.

(

dipdapdop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:41, archived)

some of the ESA's projects have been quite successful

their satellite launch record, for instance, is very good. and see my note about the budget discrepancy above...

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:43, archived)

well...true

but the thing is, space research is actually a very bad way to spend research funding. it's low-return, especially manned flights. i've no particular opposition to the automated stuff, and of course satellites are very useful. continuing manned exploration is rather pointless.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:41, archived)

as far as americans are concerned,

robot wars is cool.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:29, archived)

the american half of me

disagrees. but i may* be in the minority.

*almost certainly am

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:31, archived)

americans who know of other countries

aren't proper americans.and therefore traitors.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:33, archived)

fuck

am i to be shot in the morning then? or are they just going to ship me to Guantanamo?

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:35, archived)

you'll be there indefinitely.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:37, archived)

but i have rights!

oh, no i don't, this is Dubya's America, never mind.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:40, archived)

me either

we're defective
if we were animals, they'd take us out the back and shoot us.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:28, archived)

yay!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:29, archived)

it's not working

and it's making me dizzy

*edit* - i'm off to buy beer and go home. ta-ta.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:29, archived)

see above

for the consequences of this particular failure.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:29, archived)

heh.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:31, archived)

mass-b3ta-death!

hurrah!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:32, archived)

nothing like a good culling to thin out the numbers

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:33, archived)

anyone 13383

or above should be culled.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:36, archived)

well...

i'll be shutting up then

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:38, archived)

sadly

i didn't notice you were in the 14s before i wrote that. it was just happy chance.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:39, archived)

that was

discussed on new years day, but i think it was decided that nobody could do it without leaving a mess.

(roboglitch, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:35, archived)

Yay it is working

Lost my red/green glasses too so that's great for me, ta.

(

badbadger, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:35, archived)

woo!

someone with real eyes!

can't wait for the full-colour ones..

(

dipdapdop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:38, archived)

hmm

"From 10 feet away, Pancam has a resolution of 1 millimeter per pixel."

and a 6.9 gig filesize..

(

dipdapdop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:56, archived)

Thanks for making my lunchbreak

so much more fun...

and my eyes are now ready for the afternoon

(BaldPom, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:36, archived)

see, b3ta

IS useful

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:46, archived)

cleaning my hard drive, and i found this:

one of my first ever posts, and it wasn't online anywhere, so i thought i'd whore myself out and repost it :)

time for bed now though ...

(

spiny - things are looking up, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:06, archived)

ahhh...memories.

inthecornerofmymind

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:07, archived)

while wearing skis?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:12, archived)

please

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:15, archived)

with cheese

night all!

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)

i'm on my knees.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:18, archived)

edit: i forgot it was the gayshift, so thats allowed!

"after being chased by killer bees"

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:18, archived)

gayshift!

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:21, archived)

i see your gay MAN, and raise you two lesbos

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:22, archived)

my bisexual art terrorist of doom steals your soul

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:25, archived)

what soul?

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:27, archived)

i thought you'd just eaten

billie holiday?

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:28, archived)

in what manner

is that bisexual?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:28, archived)

he's an art terrorist

he's cool and edgy

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:29, archived)

yes, i know.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:31, archived)

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:23, archived)

Woo!

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:23, archived)

gayshift

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:25, archived)

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:25, archived)

arf!

that's lovely.

woot.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 3:08, archived)

haha

have my first post in return:

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:10, archived)

and mine....

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:12, archived)

my first:

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)

i knew that, i did.

i am the SSG trivia weiner.
yeh.

*runs off*

after a small edit

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:18, archived)

well, he reposted it last night

so you hardly win the ~~mammary~~ memory challenge

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:20, archived)

an interesting fact you all probably don't realise

is that it wasn't my actual first image, it is just the earliest image i can find that survives.
i done a few more before that.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:21, archived)

well, crap.

i really thought it was.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:22, archived)

they were lies,

and i did it for the money.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:24, archived)

can't think of a better reason

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:24, archived)

i can

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:27, archived)

but i didn't see it last night.

that should be extra points.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:21, archived)

here ya go

*hands cwethan extra points*
enjoy!

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:22, archived)

lies

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:22, archived)

falsities

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:24, archived)

you are wise in the ways of this game

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:25, archived)

you reposted that about 1000 times

in your first week as well.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:18, archived)

857 times,

if we're going to be picky.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:20, archived)

but he's grown up

and become a responsible (*ahem*) boarder now.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:21, archived)

i used that image for my 4th post

it was punkeys

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:19, archived)

haha! They should've gone on the pedalos

All this and more at the
Mouth Jewelry Image Gallery
!!

(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:12, archived)

eep!

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:13, archived)

i had a brace like that.

then a slightly different one, which was similar enough to be like that.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:15, archived)

it looks like a catapult

ready to fling her head some distance

(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:16, archived)

i had every kind of mouth brace imaginable.

one had elastic bands which you could flick polo mints quite far with.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:18, archived)

the mother and daughter shot

is particularly scary

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:18, archived)

is that a fetish site?

(

bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:25, archived)

poor bears.

and yep, time for kips.

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:13, archived)

goodboo

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:14, archived)

Aye.

I'm off too. This work lark doesn't half get in the way of my lie-ins.... Pah.

Night all.

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:15, archived)

night night to you too

(

fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)

night night

(

fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)

Hooray!

The pub doesn't exactly have the most character ever, but it's a good meeting point and my knowledge of pubs isn't that great yet...

There is also an 80's bar nearby, with a late license. Umm.

(

_null_, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:57, archived)

You can stay at my house if you need somewhere to kip, also.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:58, archived)

You will never get me in Wales.

Ever.

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:58, archived)

too right

down with wales

(

rob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)

I'm down with the whales also.

homies.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:00, archived)

i heard

you get jiggy with them.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:01, archived)

Try London then ...

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:01, archived)

cheers - but busy that night

why are you leaving the country?

(

rob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:07, archived)

My wife is Canadian

so we're going to live in Toronto.

I'll miss the beer and TV, but that's about it.

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:08, archived)

there's more to life than tv and beer?

good god man. get a grip of yourself.

(

rob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:10, archived)

Loads more to life

and it all seems better over there.

Except the beer and TV :)

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:11, archived)

well, except for the total lack of

a) real humour
b) real crap weather
c) British people

god almighty. what HAVE you done? still, it could be worse. you could be going to the US. that's where I screwed up.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:20, archived)

well said

that man.
he'll come back appending every sentence with "eh?" anyway. and possibly speaking like a frog, if he strays into Quebec.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:18, archived)

Canada

is nothing but beer.
Edit: And I believe they do their news shows in the nude.

(

Artamnesia, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:13, archived)

Lager

maybe ...

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:15, archived)

Are we all pimping minibashes?

(

matsimpsk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:10, archived)

sparsest map

ever

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:12, archived)

but best title

(

rob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:13, archived)

seconded

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:14, archived)

There's not much

to Harringay.

Not like Leyton.

(

matsimpsk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:14, archived)

leyton's rubbish

and unfindable

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)

The local council

just take down the road signs when they hear the proles are coming down the motorway.

(

matsimpsk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:19, archived)

understandable

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:20, archived)

why?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)

It's Wales.

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:00, archived)

surely you've never been?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:01, archived)

Several times.

Each time more hellish than the last.

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:02, archived)

i imagine you went

anywhere but Cardiff.
Which would be hellish.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:03, archived)

Huh!

Take the X91 from Cardiff til the end of the line and you reach paradise! :-)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:04, archived)

*tries to work it out*

...that's not treherbert is it?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:06, archived)

Llantwit Major

My home town

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:07, archived)

aaaaaah.

i never get that train.
i get the merthyr one and get off four stops from central.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:09, archived)

my primary school teacher person

was from llantwit though.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:09, archived)

it's a bus

there is no train station.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:09, archived)

aaaaah.

proles.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:11, archived)

and this from a man who lives in Manchester....

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:04, archived)

Worse, Stockport.

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:04, archived)

I've been to Stockpoirt

I visited Cheadle while I was there.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:05, archived)

could be worse, could've visited

Rochdale...

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:09, archived)

I've been to Oldham

that's a bit grim.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:09, archived)

i used to go sixth form in Oldham

in fact i was there today

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:09, archived)

Liverpool

is the worst city i've ever been to.
Aberdeen is the best.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:11, archived)

because

he is afraid of the wormns.

(

_null_, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:00, archived)

fair enough.

they can get a bit edgy with visitors.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:02, archived)

but

the sheep are lovely.

round Llangollen way any rate.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)

if i were the only gay in the village

i'd be there!
FUCKING gayass Tripod have deleted my website!

BUMGAY

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:58, archived)

snorlax is the largest?

i could have sworn there was a bigger one?

(Cyrus, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:09, archived)

the best thing about cardiff for me is

that when i go there i get to drive over that fucking great bridge

(

Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)

The Severn Crossing?

huh?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)

thats the badger

(

Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:00, archived)

i'd go

if some kind person would pay airfare and lodging and such to get me there...

(

rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)

you can stay at mine.

that's all i can offer.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:00, archived)

i can't go easily either

i'm still up at manchester for the time being

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:01, archived)

i'm going to try and get there from carlisle

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:03, archived)

i'm lazier than you

...

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:04, archived)

i went to aberdeen on a whim

in a car that doesn't go faster than 60 mph and has no heating.
nobody has any excuse not to come to the cardiff bash.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:05, archived)

pfffffft

i don't drive

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:06, archived)

neither can i.

a friend decided we were going.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:07, archived)

whim's go at 60 mph now?

that's genious, i wanna take a whim somewhere now

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:06, archived)

i plan on going if i can

fingers crossed

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:00, archived)

They have the internet in Wales now eh!

sheepshaggers

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:02, archived)

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:54, archived)

eep!

it's after my soul! kill it!

woo yay!

(

rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:54, archived)

you have a soul?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:56, archived)

well i did...

but i got desperately hungry and traded it for cheese...

the guy i traded it to called and said the evil robot was knocking and asking for my soul.

(

rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:58, archived)

christ thats good

(

PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:55, archived)

Fuckin'

special

(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:55, archived)

it's wonderful!

yay for robots!

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:56, archived)

oooh!

snazzy.

Yay robots. And Pirates. And ninjas.
I demand robot pirate ninjas.

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:56, archived)

robots are shit.

ninjas are shit.
everything is shit.
until it has a monacle.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:57, archived)

not pirates?

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)

that is one of the....

most beautiful things i've seen in weeks. please pat yourself on the back in a congratulatory fashion.

(tone loc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:56, archived)

yaaaay!

and I have my kitten back!

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:57, archived)

we walks like he's got a big cock

but look. as smooth as a baby.

(

rob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:57, archived)

he has a door on his pelvis look

in there is a telescopic cock

20 FEET LONG

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:01, archived)

HYPODERMIC PENISBOT!

(

Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:04, archived)

look again...:)

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:06, archived)

with your big robo cocks

you're spoiling me. bless you.

(

rob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:11, archived)

Very woo

and extremely yay!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:57, archived)

Marvelllllllllllous!

Especially the wireframe shadows - Woo dat!

(Spockinasock, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)

Rrrraaaggghh!

Bzzzt! Bzzzzt! Bzzzzt!

(

matsimpsk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:02, archived)

are the

wire frames a texture?

(

rogan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:08, archived)

no,

i havent got the texture turned on. In poser you can use a variety of 'display styles' to cut down on rendering time when you're playing about. This one is actually 'hidden line' rather than wireframe (which can look a bit too messy). You can also have cartoon style, or outline, right up to textured shading.

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:15, archived)

ah nice,

I think hugo rune was trying to work out how to get that effect on something he was making...

(

rogan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)

cool

i'll try and track him down:)

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:20, archived)

That's very nice that is.

Have a big woo.

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:11, archived)

super

I am a sucker for that kind of thing

have a double rope woo yay

(

bleepbloop, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:33, archived)

sockrabbit

I really felt like posting something but I'm too busy with 'real' 'work' to make anything new, so have an obscure repost. Apologies if you've seen it before.

Also available in elephant, and of course traditional fish flavour.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:48, archived)

lovely

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:50, archived)

that's a nice little series

(

rob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)

hurrah!

rabbit!
Stew!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)

looks like Snew to me

(

rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

the elephant

is class! :)

(

rogan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:53, archived)

I wasn't sure about

opening it at first!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:55, archived)

Afraid

of what?

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)

nice

trunk!

*offers bun*

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:07, archived)

*snaffle*

*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:09, archived)

verrry nice :)

you despicable reposting shit

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:53, archived)

love the rabbit

so cute

(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:54, archived)

Get me London on the phone...

heads are gonna ROLL for this one!

(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:46, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:48, archived)

I ARE BE AT NEWPORT

UNiVersity

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:50, archived)

don't be silly

newport hasn't got a university. ;)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)

it does...

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)

ok
:)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

top banana

and other altitudinally competitive fruit

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

"university"

well, yes.
come along then, if you can find the railway station.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

whereabouts is this craziness occurring?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:58, archived)

took me a while to figure out what you did there

and then I wished i hadn't
how foul

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:48, archived)

I think

he's got nads for eyes

(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

*snigger*

Woo!

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:50, archived)

monkey's arse!

monkey's arse.

night all...

(

djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:53, archived)

I think they found him ...

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2966117.stm
www.cbc.ca/news/indepth/background/sars_civetcat.html

(Spockinasock, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)

AW!

Kill it.

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)

tj. re your wonderful animation

I have done a (first ever) similar animation with polar bears and speech bubbles and eyes, in image ready I can save it as a quicktime movie - which I have done, but can't find how to save it as an animated gif. ahhhhh.
Searched all the faq before I annoyed everyone.
Is a quictime movie post OK or do I have to search further?

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:50, archived)

1. get imageready

2. read help file

(

rob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)

que?

save-optimised-as or ctrl-shift-alt-s will default to gif. Yer not trying to export or summat daft like that are you?

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

save optimised

defaults to .jpg images only, other options are html + images and html no images. No gif.

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:56, archived)

'k, that seems to

only happen when you've opened a jpg in imageready. Presumably a) yer not trolling and b) you've built up the layers in photoshop and jumped to imageready?

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:05, archived)

I am talking to adobe now

seems there are a few settings I have wrong.
Thanks for your help.

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:10, archived)

hmm

cig break time

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:53, archived)

1. Thx fer your comments :)
2. I use 'AnimationShop 2'*

Comes with 'PaintShop Pro'*

(Spockinasock, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:53, archived)

just pissing about really

but have this for the sake of it.

(tone loc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)

where's his beard?

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:46, archived)

it would look silly with the dress

/fashion whore

(tone loc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:47, archived)

here is more real life stuff

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:33, archived)

found what?

a red X?

edit : you'd be wanting to use this as the link : http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgDaAlMU3rEvHLyrZj!WjW*gCk6vF50wZirXqVU5UOaFBmXtLYON0aSNV2*4!1T4MttSzytp8!DxSuy55kV0I4pSMQMQllQ1jO7cabZcGXU/potato.jpg
edit your post and try again!

edit 2: you the man!!! thats a fat arse veg!

edit 3: wheres it gone, you've broke it!

edit 4: ok, copy the source for this ok,

edit 5:
boobies!!!
well done, you did a marvellous job ;)

job's a good un!

(

djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:33, archived)

That's no

potato...

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:40, archived)

somebody must have told them about his manouever

at the battle of taanab

(

nocarrier, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)

it's really irritating when I do good mod stuff and correct peoples code

and the user edits back to something spazzy

(like what just happened)

(

rob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:41, archived)

it was probably another gormless mod ;)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:42, archived)

gooood mod

goooood mod....you get a biscuit!

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:42, archived)

a biscuit?

i fucking want new lungs

(

rob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)

Lungbutter?

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)

I'm coughing up lumps of cancer here

(

rob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:46, archived)

bottle it

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:48, archived)

Aw! Here, sit in this easy chair...

...have some brandy...
...and a cigar?

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:48, archived)

they aren't ready....yet

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

the fool!

THIS INSANITY HAS DOOMED US ALL!

past my bedtime i think

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:46, archived)

the devil makes work for idle thumbs

(

Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:47, archived)

fuck msn still it still wont work for me, i now have an image holder instead of a redex! grr

but it opens if i copy your link inot a window!

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:41, archived)

grr

go for (img src="http://www.whatever.com/thatpictureaddress.jpeg") and it'll work. jobs a good'un

(

djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)

arf!!!

i just dont get it, i posted my Prat earlier fine, bvut wont work at all now, i want my shite lycos site working again grrr!!!

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)

1. stop editing it

2. I'll fix it.
3. have a look at the code
4. learn it

(

rob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:48, archived)

ta muchley

Mr Rob knight of the Realm
i dont see what i had done differently, i have posted images before and never had any trouble, i guess its the whole beer and 3 hours sleep thingy :s

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)

we got there

yay

(

rob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

your problem is

you didnt put the "http://www" part, so it adds all that address after "b3ta.com/board"

...i think

(Cyrus, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:47, archived)

nope did that bit!

Please remember that the use of Tripod services as storage space is forbidden by Lycos Tripod Terms & Conditions.

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:47, archived)

this one is better

www28.brinkster.com/enembius/potato

(

hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:49, archived)

THE POTATO COMPETITION IS ON!

(Cyrus, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

he he

arf that one is rude!!!!

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:55, archived)

You found a complete lack of images in your

vegetable rack? Blimey.

/smartarse

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:33, archived)

funny pictures of vegetables*

are encouraged around here.

* i prefer the ones you can eat +

+ no, not in *that* way

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)

you eat

pictures of vegetables?

(

rogan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:36, archived)

my family is poor

i enjoyed your cress picture by the way.

*burp*

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:37, archived)

cress!

the snack that won't spoil your appetite!

(

rogan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:40, archived)

Cress is quite famous at the moment

I'd go as far as to say it's riding on the Cresst of a wave.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)

if nobody replies to that

I wouldn't be cresstfallen.

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:47, archived)

Kress

it's down with da kids!

(

rogan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:48, archived)

Qress

So Qrazy, To Qool for C and K!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:49, archived)

qooll

for qatz!

(

rogan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:35, archived)

like it lots

available in the shops?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:36, archived)

Mail order only,

packed in crates marked "Terrorists" for special delivery.

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)

dang that's unfortunate

a terrorist stole my letter box yesterday, so i can't get any mail until i get a new one, but letter boxes are only avilable by mail order .

I'm trapped until i can create a new one using string and bits of left over cat

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:40, archived)

oo, I gots me one of those too!

sorry it's a bit big

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)

Crivens!

I swear I could hear the server groaning under the strain ;)

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:40, archived)

noo, that's the

sound of the woman's arm about to drop off in the foreground.

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

that's one of my favorite posts ever.

i don't know why.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:55, archived)

on a related note:

www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,114087,00.asp

(Brad Dice, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:35, archived)

all i can say is

ha ha

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:37, archived)

I don't understand

www.lesliehall.com/8-sweaters.html

(not nsfw or any goatse type thing honestly)

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:36, archived)

The future is ugly gold leggings

stretched to bursting point!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:37, archived)

she's great

(

rob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)

AAAAH AAAAAH I HIT FULLSCREEN INSTEAD OF CLOSE!!!

it burns my eyes!
i dont get that either

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)

hmm... veiw?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)

but she keeps the same trousers?

they should have been the first thing to change

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:39, archived)

Perhaps those are actually

her legs...

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:41, archived)

she looks likes shes kinda naked

just wearing some paint

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:42, archived)

that must be why she's so grumpy

Her legs are made of solid gold and consequently she is unable to fandango across the dancefloor of her local ritz, thus fufilling a childhood dream

aww a tragic tale

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)

i like it

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:53, archived)

i don't know.

i think they're quite fruity.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)

hmmmmm..

(

djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:39, archived)

I'm sure

she would be delighted to hear that ;)

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:41, archived)

had

~~worse~~ (cough) better..

(

djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)

Triple-paper-bag-and-gaffer-tape job

if ever I've seen one.

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)

jesus

my eyes! my beautiful eyes!

(

spiny - things are looking up, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)

can't decide

whether to muck about with photoshop tonight or rearrange my closet... got so many bags of goodies over the holiday shopping season!

are b3tans allowed to be fashion whores?

Skye

(

nocarrier, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:26, archived)

My site is top rated

in the fashion/Accessories section on google.
So yes, many of us are fashion whores.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:26, archived)

I would be one

if I could afford it.

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:28, archived)

Ohhhh 'ark at 'im

"Aihm tohp in the goowgle rahtings old chums!"

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)

I can do the dance as well.

\o\ /o/ \o/ \o\ /o/ \o/ \o\ /o/ \o/

ha! *points*

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:35, archived)

fucking hamster

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)

i'm a fashion whore

who's not interested in fashion, but the rest is true...

(

djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)

I'm wearing a nice jumper if that helps

your survey

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:29, archived)

i hate fashion.

everything to do with it is completely stupid.

however, the Cardiff Bash will be great, particularly as it now has an official date and time.
February the 7th, at 7 pm.
Be there.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:29, archived)

woo real life stuff again!

fuck you MSN!!!

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:30, archived)

Enjoy it

I shall be in there in spirit.
It's about time WALES b3ta got it's house in order!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:30, archived)

Come along you cunt.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:35, archived)

Feckin' hell mun

I live on the other side of the feckin' country mun!

I'd love to but I need to save up money at the moment.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:36, archived)

and?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:37, archived)

it's far

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:40, archived)

Well Duw Duw

Is in in Cerdiff then?

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:40, archived)

it is that

innit.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:46, archived)

I'm wearing a nice jumper

if that helps with your bash

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:30, archived)

come along.

your jumper will fit in perfectly.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:33, archived)

ah, but he won't

turn up at the last minute :)

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)

me? no no that's some other scone

/legs it

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:37, archived)

Whose coat

is that jumper?

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:37, archived)

hehe.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)

What, just

in Cardiff generally?

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:30, archived)

no,

actually in Cardiff.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:33, archived)

*brain

explodes*

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)

I think

I'll be at a party in Bristol that day. Which is almost local compared to up north where I am at the moment.

(

barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:39, archived)

Minor shopping

By the way, I think that Drew Barrymore is too fucking ugly to be in Charlie's Angels.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:24, archived)

i think she's pretty.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:25, archived)

Agreed, that's merely not a very flattering picture.

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:25, archived)

Neither is this one

(My first pearoast!)

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)

But...

he has some kind of tatoo on his toe... quite sexay that!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)

Pretty in a different and

quirky way.

(greypelt, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:25, archived)

yes.

I agree with that completely - she's not unattractive, but I'm pretty sure that her casting in that role may have had something to do with her involvement in funding the film.

(

barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:28, archived)

i think perhaps the fact

that she is really rather pretty may have helped.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:31, archived)

Oo, I thought *I*

was the cynic round here!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)

agreed.

i always thought she was the prettiest.
but then, i don't like bags of bones.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)

agreed

but then, i'm not picky

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:28, archived)

pretty ugly

for a movie star.

(blind corner, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:29, archived)

what a horrible point.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:31, archived)

but did he mean you or drew?

i'm about ready to start knocking heads whatever he meant

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)

i'm tired of this argument already.

my nerves aren't what they used to be.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:33, archived)

when do i get to punch people?

(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)

have at 'em.

they're all yours!

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:35, archived)

shes not movie star material at all.

I like the pretty ones.

(blind corner, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)

shut up.

just because she's not made of bones and breast.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)

huzzah!

i concur!

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:33, archived)

yay!

let us dance, and enjoy the actually pretty ladies, instead of the bony skags we're told are meant to be pretty.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)

*pops on

puffmetal and dances like a hamster*

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:39, archived)

shirley those must

be involved somewhere in the recipe? Or is she made of jam? Yeah!

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:35, archived)

well yes, she does have bones and breast.

but she has them in normal, human proportions.
which i like.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:37, archived)

No she's not.

I am though.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:25, archived)

Surely not as pretty as Drew?

What was I thinking! Of course you are!

(greypelt, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:26, archived)

nothing i enjoy more

than listening to ugly men discuss how ugly certain pretty women are!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)

I've only just realised

that she was in Donnie Darko.

(

barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:26, archived)

*BELM*

;)

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:26, archived)

Yes

I deserved that. I've seen the film so many times as well.

(

barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:29, archived)

how could you not recognithe

that lovely lithp?

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)

There's nothing for it

I'm going to have to watch it again to see if I can work that out!

(

barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:37, archived)

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)

shes not great

but i'd do her.

(

djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:26, archived)

I'm sure

she'd be delighted to hear that ;)

(

GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)

She's 1/4

Serbian y'know...

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)

which 1/4?

(

djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:28, archived)

She wouldn't

tell me.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:29, archived)

the cow.

I still prefer Poles though.

I met a man in a pub in France who introduced me to a fantastic Polish girl in the pub. After 10 minutes of me using every word in Polish I knew I gave up and told him I wasn't sure she was. He said yes, she told me she was a Pole dancer.

My reaction was very subtle.

(

djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:30, archived)

be quiet

i would!
oooh the Joels penguine addd was on, havnt seen it in ages!

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)

You crazy fool!

I would*

*twice

(

TooMuch2AM, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)

heresy!

i shall burn you for drew is sexy as a very sexy thing, and don't you forget it!

(

fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:30, archived)

Unsurprisingly,

I read that as 'I shall bum you'.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)

hahahah

erm, i'm not sure i'd go that far

(

fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)

You may not think she's pretty...

I'm sure you're beautiful though

(Nery Titmilk tickling your fancy since, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)

They MUST be related...

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:18, archived)

domo would kick his wheat based arse into next week!

(

fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:18, archived)

or he could

just squirt milk at him and wait for him to go all mushy.

(

barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:20, archived)

you may think it's mushy

but leave it for half a day
and you'll never be able to scrape it off the side of the bowl!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:21, archived)

and to think

we just treat such an amazing material as a breakfast cereal!

(

barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:23, archived)

I always rinse out the bowl

When I get home in the evening I am very smug.
A small wipe inside of the bowl and that's it!
Back in the cupboard!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:24, archived)

i avoid breakfast washing up

by not eating breakfast.
ever.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:25, archived)

Eat toast.

You just have to brush the crumbs off the plate.

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)

yeah i don't have

breakfast ever either

or lunch for that matter, one meal a day man me.

(

fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:28, archived)

I don't.

Not since the LAST time.

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:24, archived)

i like those bits.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:24, archived)

that's not a sentence

I'd be expecting to read every day in the Real World™

(

witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:20, archived)

you haven't hung around me

enough clearly :P

(

fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)

It's neat wheat mate

If you know what's good for you you do
OK!

(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:20, archived)

I have a 4ft teddy bear style

Dunk (see weetabix on right).

FACT

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:20, archived)

Poor Domo...

He has to fight naked! No stylish leiderhosen for him!

(greypelt, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:20, archived)

oy!

www.b3ta.com/board/2581400
;)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:21, archived)

No one has ever said 'oy' to me before....

Hello, I didn't see you there. Thats excellent about the forms. They should get to you pretty quick.

(greypelt, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:22, archived)

Oy!

There.
Twice in one day ;)
It should be OK I think!
If they offer me the job I think we will go. My girlfriend probably won't be able to work for a while, but I'll support her ;)
It'll give her some time to get used to the place I suppose :)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:23, archived)

OY! Is the funniest expression I've heard yet!

Thats awesome - you're probably going to love it here (if you get the job). Whats it like where you live?

(greypelt, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:25, archived)

Ipswich is ace!

as any true Brit will tell you!...

Did you send off the information to me?

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:26, archived)

Yessir I sent it on Friday...

I imagine it will take almost 2 weeks to reach you.
Alas, I must be off home now. It is 13 below here and we are all iced/snowed up, and I must walk home. Til next time....

(greypelt, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)

No probs!

thanks a lot, you've been a great help to me :-)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)

oh my god

scummers.

TOP OF THE LEAGUE AT PORTMAN ROAD

(Brad Dice, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:29, archived)

You do realise Portman Road

is also the red light district in ipswich.....
;)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)

is it

that explains a lot, then.

(Brad Dice, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:33, archived)

did anyone else....

use to be a member of the weetabix club? biggest ripoff ever, that.

(Brad Dice, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:21, archived)

obviously

not

no ray davies pics yet...

(Brad Dice, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:26, archived)

yay!

domo smash!

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:22, archived)

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