By the gods!I agree with you.
I LIKE BLOB CAT TOO!!
(I LIKE BLOB CAT TOO!!
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:06,
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For reasons far beyond my ken,I find that incredibly funny. WooYay!
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:55,
archived)
Currently my exact thoughts on another subject.Woo for expressing them for me!
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:10,
archived)
mesmerisingremove the reflection of the second one and call it "vampire duck attacks"
(
sinisterduck,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:50,
archived)
you shameless pearoaster you(
Claws of Doom I am no longer infected,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:53,
archived)
Post from a noob and his first edited imagethaught id play it safe and bash bush......
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:47,
archived)
Woo!Comic Sans!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:50,
archived)
double wooto comic sans
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:02,
archived)
That's the RIGHT place for comic sans!in the frame of a comic
(
Oscar Wildebeest,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:53,
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I'm surprised he can even spellit. Yo-yo that is...
Woo to you!
(Woo to you!
mog,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:49,
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:)thanx. never realised just how long somthing as simple as that takes!
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:50,
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indeed.yea. already thinking about my next one. may try somthing more difficult, hell, i have years of my life left to waste yet!
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:51,
archived)
Nicewelcome to the world of Photoshopping :)
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:49,
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t'as raison... mais je pense que "comic sans" veut dire "comic sans <serif>" ... pas "sans comique". Non?
(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:56,
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oui, c'est vrai. tu est correct.je suis desollee. tres tres desollee.
'le font comique, sans serifs! j'ai peur!!!!!'
plus bien?
('le font comique, sans serifs! j'ai peur!!!!!'
plus bien?
kikilookeylikey,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:05,
archived)
impec'Je suis pas sur ... mais ca c'est bien possible la premiere* fois que le sujet des fonts comiques a été discuté en francais sur b3ta.
(* et la derniere)
((* et la derniere)
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:16,
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That yoyo is crying out to be animated
Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:51,
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yep it does.heck, i only just learnt how to do anyting! maybe in a few weeks. or months.
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:52,
archived)
I did my first pic 2 days agoLast night I struggled with my first animation, it get's to you that way.
Forget weeks and forget sleep!
(Forget weeks and forget sleep!
Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:57,
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Have you got the source anywhereI'll have a go, I love thta gormless look on Bushes face
( Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:58,
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I meant without the speech bubbleBut not to worry.
( Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:07,
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hmm.found it on some news site. only one i have is the edited one. didnt seem any point in keeping the boring old one.
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:11,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwyay
edit:
is anyone trying to use fontifier atm? cos its being irratingly slow.
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:38,
archived)
edit:
is anyone trying to use fontifier atm? cos its being irratingly slow.
If it's slowit can be because your upload is at too high a resolution. it's very quick even when there's high load - IF you upload a lower res gif
( Claws of Doom I am no longer infected,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:41,
archived)
arghkill it!
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:48,
archived)
aaarghkill that one, too!
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:50,
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salut le garcon qui rit!can this be french afternoon? can it? can it?
( kikilookeylikey,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:42,
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ah, chouette!**the only word half my GCSE french class actually knew. worrying, in a top set...
( kikilookeylikey,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:45,
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non,ce n'est pas possible.
Ma voiture est tombe en panne d'essence.
(Ma voiture est tombe en panne d'essence.
Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:45,
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mon dieu! c'est affreux!ma merle a perdu une plume!
( kikilookeylikey,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:48,
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hmmj'ai un gateaux dans mon pantalons!
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:49,
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c'est tres sale, non?bien que je sois tellement fatiguee apres mon petit boulot, je doit regarder le 'b3ta' pendant beaucoup des heures...
( kikilookeylikey,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:53,
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nopeyou've lost me. that's not a phrase i've learnt in my language course...
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:55,
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gonna look at b3ta for a whilewas the gist of it...
( Claws of Doom I am no longer infected,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:57,
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'although i am always tired after my part-time job...(the joys of gcses... i loved them, i truly did)
...i must look at b3ta for many hours'
(...i must look at b3ta for many hours'
kikilookeylikey,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59,
archived)
my blackbird has lost a feather.useful, some of the phrases we learnt...
( kikilookeylikey,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:54,
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embrassez mon cul
(edit)collez-le vers le haut de votre cul
(not sure i agree with babel's translation there)
((edit)collez-le vers le haut de votre cul
(not sure i agree with babel's translation there)
Spoon,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:47,
archived)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
( I work in Brixton - save me,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:40,
archived)
a fine addition to big cat week. Woo!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:40,
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lo scarymarythat ain't no scary lion though. woo!
GLASSCOCK ALERT
www.madville.com/link.php?id=58585&t=4
(GLASSCOCK ALERT
www.madville.com/link.php?id=58585&t=4
Claws of Doom I am no longer infected,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:40,
archived)
*hangs head in shame**smiles to himself*
( Claws of Doom I am no longer infected,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:43,
archived)
Actually...www.ireallythinkthatthiswebsitenamehastobethelongestwebsitenameever.org.uk is a whole 3 characters longer, and still available to register
( Ptortoise,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:01,
archived)
register itregister it hard
if you are enough of a geek. I'm not. I hope.
(if you are enough of a geek. I'm not. I hope.
Claws of Doom I am no longer infected,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:02,
archived)
I can'tbring myself to do it. The apex of my geekiness was www.orgdotcom.co.uk, but those days are long gone.
Oh sod it, why not!
(Oh sod it, why not!
Ptortoise,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:05,
archived)
that's unbearably geeky*whistles nonchalantly*
( Claws of Doom I am no longer infected,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:01,
archived)
thats the framed versionthe actual address is http://www.hugeurl.com/
(
anythingbutthisactually,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:45,
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nor I(post above somewhere - with link to different website)
( Claws of Doom I am no longer infected,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:49,
archived)
sorrygetting a recurse error.
damn you. damn you. damn you.. damn splor fizzle *splash*
(damn you. damn you. damn you.. damn splor fizzle *splash*
Claws of Doom I am no longer infected,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:00,
archived)
hahahahahhahahaahaI weed myself
(
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:37,
archived)
Nice cascadepattern there.
Now, lets see it with a claw.
(Now, lets see it with a claw.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:38,
archived)
Ohyou remember what it's called then? ;o)
EDIT: Woo! to the anim, by the way :o)
(EDIT: Woo! to the anim, by the way :o)
The_Intriguing_Mr_P,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:42,
archived)
Oohyou sarcky git.
I could out juggle you in a trice...I just don't want to.
(I could out juggle you in a trice...I just don't want to.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:46,
archived)
Welcome!But you seem to have linked to the thumbnail. Please try again. Thank you please.
:)
(:)
mog,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:36,
archived)
The adventures of Blobcat #2
Hes owned by Kirby you know...
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:31,
archived)
Where is the helecopterwhen you really need it?!?
WOO
(WOO
Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:34,
archived)
Please no....^shark-a-phobic :¬( Anyone else see jaws at far too young an age? Swim for your life!
BTW found source www.uoregon.edu/~jneher/ cats.html but no hummus ;¬(
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:36,
archived)
BTW found source www.uoregon.edu/~jneher/ cats.html but no hummus ;¬(
Hi, I'm a n00b, this is my first post*
*edit: not really 100% true
SarahRatt,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:30,
archived)
oh yeah...... i get it !!!
you had me going there !
it was only the fact i use font smoothing with XP that i finally noticed ! [and the image placeholder moves to the left 1 pixel!]
(you had me going there !
it was only the fact i use font smoothing with XP that i finally noticed ! [and the image placeholder moves to the left 1 pixel!]
JJ,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:33,
archived)
The placeholder moving to the left is the only thing I have noticed, so far.It's starting to make me a bit ill.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:42,
archived)
WHOOSH!(where is Pootle when you need him?)
( Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:33,
archived)
Is that somekind of LSD flashback?
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:35,
archived)
No 'shoppingBut I just found this on my old Counter Strike clan site.
( I work in Brixton - save me,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:30,
archived)
I seen thatbefore somewhere.
you've been framed maybe?
(you've been framed maybe?
ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:32,
archived)
Aren't you thinking ofthe straining doing sit-ups?
( Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:36,
archived)
Wogan with wings?
Fly my radio 2 pretties, FLY!
ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:30,
archived)
it must have been done but I don't care I'm old
thebear is thebear,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:24,
archived)
don't be cheekyold enough to put you across me knee and give you a sound thrashing you young whippersnapper
( thebear is thebear,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:25,
archived)
A bit,but I thought it might be worth a go.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:37,
archived)
I shall copy and paste sectionsand claim them As My Own!
mwahhah!
(mwahhah!
mnb098mnb used to be here,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:46,
archived)
YOu will not,I shall find some way of cunningly tagging them.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:48,
archived)
darn youyours is far more intersting than mine
(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:40,
archived)
Cheers,but you may not say that when I start writing about life.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:45,
archived)
that just cheered me right upthank you, i needed that
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:50,
archived)
Cool.:) and that has cheered me up.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:52,
archived)
my grandad died yesterdayhence the need for cheering up
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:56,
archived)
I'm sorry to hear that mate,my condolences.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:59,
archived)
thankswasn't exactly unexpected - he'd been in hospital for a while...
He was 90 - not a bad run for an ex-coalminer
(He was 90 - not a bad run for an ex-coalminer
thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:02,
archived)
then I am old enough to have shagged your grandmother thebear is thebear,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:29,
archived)
Let's be fairwe all did.
I held her teeth while you had a go.
I remember it distinctly, it was a cold day and the ducks could be heard knocking themselves out on the frozen pond, the sky was...
(I held her teeth while you had a go.
I remember it distinctly, it was a cold day and the ducks could be heard knocking themselves out on the frozen pond, the sky was...
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:32,
archived)
..an orangey gray. PC Plopamars fell of his bikeas he went past the war memorial just as the pub opened.
( thebear is thebear,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:34,
archived)
"Rraarrgghh fuckeroffyergraarrghjhbastardpigfuckerbastardarrgghhh"said Mr Trethowan, the local vicar who liked a small libation before morning prayer.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:36,
archived)
He was emerging from the home for wayward girls and boysand was having trouble with his buttons when he slipped on a piece of dogshit cunningly disguised as a banana skin.
( thebear is thebear,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:40,
archived)
"Aha!"Shouted the fallen copper, "So its you who's been hiding in the childrens cupboards!"
Mr Trethowan turned white as the front of trousers.
(Mr Trethowan turned white as the front of trousers.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:42,
archived)
I'm insinuating that I'm your father's father thebear is thebear,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:32,
archived)
You're fourteenand still what?
( The Togaboy The world will end on,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:29,
archived)
congrats to you and mrs bearon the bearcub's sequel, by the way :)
hurray for babies!
(hurray for babies!
kikilookeylikey,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:29,
archived)
Bring back AragornAnd I thought I was a youngster lln_nll
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:36,
archived)
the swear-filter is contagiousthis just arrived in my Inbox. Really.
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:21,
archived)
nothis particular spam list goes alllllllllll the way down to the Tims and Toms
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:23,
archived)
I love the way the spammer......hasn't hidden any other of the penile-deficients email addresses on the list.
( sick_boy,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:25,
archived)
my shameis public, I know....
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:26,
archived)
Me if theydon't let me have the sex change, I suppose
( butchbint,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:26,
archived)
Get hard in 60 seconds?Stay hard for 60 seconds, surely?
( I work in Brixton - save me,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:25,
archived)
you'll want to be carefullest you tear your gusset
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:30,
archived)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhi'll never get hard again !!!!
( JJ,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:40,
archived)
Depends when you start the clock,I suppose...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:30,
archived)
for my first pearoasted animI shopped a kitten
edit/ and very woo your kitten is too
(edit/ and very woo your kitten is too
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:26,
archived)
I'm not sure,I think he's leaning back. I don't know, I'm a crap photographer. I'd take a better photograph, but I've eaten him now.
( Comma,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:17,
archived)
is he a pog?or a frenguin?
we killed fontifier i think.
(we killed fontifier i think.
Tiggy Twitchin',
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:19,
archived)
I thought he was green because he was lime-flavoured,but he isn't. He's horrible and sugary and flavourless. Never mind.
( Comma,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:22,
archived)
THE FACE compoI just found out my entry in The Face compo got printed! woohoo!
What issue is is that printed in so I can buy myself a copy?
(What issue is is that printed in so I can buy myself a copy?
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:11,
archived)
Butterkist, Butterkist!Rah, rah, rah!
Gibber
(Gibber
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:16,
archived)
butterkist butterkist ra ra ra!what were we talking about again?
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:16,
archived)
it wouldcertainly seem so, wouldn't it.
I am not aware nor neither. not. nor.
(I am not aware nor neither. not. nor.
stup0t,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:18,
archived)
twas an 80's / 90's cinema advert for popcornnow I think about it, it was quite rathergood-esque...
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:21,
archived)
Advert shown in cinemas during my youth, but discontinued in the late 80's/early 90's.Featured a bag of Butterkist toffee popcorn, jumping up-and-down in time to a (rather butch) cheerleader chant.
Rubbish advert, rubbish snack.
Strange how we are rarely urged to "visit the foyer, now" anymore.
Mega King Cone, anybody? "It's here, it's m-m-m-m-mega!"
(Rubbish advert, rubbish snack.
Strange how we are rarely urged to "visit the foyer, now" anymore.
Mega King Cone, anybody? "It's here, it's m-m-m-m-mega!"
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:22,
archived)
did you ever go to the cinema in the 80s? Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:20,
archived)
hmm, did you ever hear(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:26,
archived)
That's still used, at least it is in Cineworld cinemas.And on that stupid Goldbug cover of Whole Lotta Love.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:28,
archived)
AMIGA POWER!BOTTOM RIGHT!
CYCLISTS OF THE APOCOLYPSE!
I fucking love Amiga Power
(CYCLISTS OF THE APOCOLYPSE!
I fucking love Amiga Power
I work in Brixton - save me,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:16,
archived)
Yayand Woo and Hoopla and Huzzah - all
( I work in Brixton - save me,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:18,
archived)
AaaaahI was so chuffed when I got a cheat printed in Amiga Power, it wasn't really mine though, some kid at school told me and I wrote into the magazine and got all the credit, HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:21,
archived)
Ooooh!Was it printed by C-Monster or RICH?
( I work in Brixton - save me,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:24,
archived)
erm... not really sure...it wasn't in the regular cheats section it was the bit where people write in when they're stuck and my cheat for Elite was used in answer to someones problem
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:29,
archived)
AhWas it the 'sell your ship with passengers in' one?
( I work in Brixton - save me,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:32,
archived)
No,it was to get loads of cargo space by dumping waste, can't remember exactly how but you could dump waste and it would free up cargo space beyond the limit of the ship, it was great, you could fit the massive weapons in the small fast ships
(,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:39,
archived)
:Ddspace.dial.pipex.com/ap2/
Amiga Power lovers' dream :D
(Amiga Power lovers' dream :D
GazChap,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:21,
archived)
How excellent.Never stumbled across that before. Thanky linky.
( GazChap,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:28,
archived)
woo! yay!which one's yours? I can see the link to the face page, but not your example linky.
That threadwasty-be-my-photoshop-bitches bloke from before didn't use the picture I sent him...
(That threadwasty-be-my-photoshop-bitches bloke from before didn't use the picture I sent him...
stup0t,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:17,
archived)
2nd from the right, 3rd from the bottomThe answer to "Does the pope shit in the woods?" which I altered from this:
cliky bigy
(
cliky bigy
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:20,
archived)
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