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# My cat's fucking massive!

Look out! who ever you are, he's huge!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# seamless
is it real?!?!?
(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# yes

i am a cannon expert. that is 100% genuine cannon. now, where's the foddar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# gah!
if only I had time to play that game all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# mr stoat
you are my kind of chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Done with lots of care
too much care, I think
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Eeep!
Kill it!
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# I like the way it is given
perspective through the clever use of artificial haze... or is that just butter on my glasses again...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# wow
his neck looks razor sharp
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# hang on
tripod remote linking?

whats going on?

has the world gone mad?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# tripod links fine
it's these fuckers you have to watch:

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# tripod UK
is top class - remote linking, PHP, frontpage extensions, MySQL
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Why don't you shave it then?
.....seamlesssssss



(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Well
my cock is massive buy you don't see me posting images of it do you?

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# it had to be done....
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# u'r a real pro
woo
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# someone turn the cannon into a giant spunking willy
a quick headswap with the people, animate the cats head and give it wings so it can fly around.

turn the builings into giant loo tubes and let the river run happily with an assortment of b3ta mimes.

then do a hat trick of tasteless explosions and spatter the virtual lense in blood.

or don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] More suspens than you can take
(Bertie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# that's...
very woo-some
(Fegster, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# we
wallooot u
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# I 've got
tatty bread as well, from safeways
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# You can't get any of that dahn sarf :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# hehehehehehe
superb-a-licious!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
very woo'tiful
(I helped save b3ta! Disco Dancer, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# that is
well good
(hiccup *cough*, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] We all played this? Didn't we?

Guys?

Edit: Damn - beaten to it. (Arf!)

(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# not me
you cum guzzling freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# nor me

despite being a scout, venture scout and then scout leader
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# new icons...
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# yup
i have a choice of these
Viking Helmet (by tomsk)
Paw Print (by ahandinthebush)
Badger (by pecker)
Crab (by breel)
Owl (by bovine)
Penguin (by pep)
Bee (by breel)
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# i'd go for that crab
over that badger anyday :P
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# i dont know what you mean


damn, my first pic post and i fuck it up
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# That's
just wrong...

:)))
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# *shudder*
(testingtestingtesting, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# !
www.b3ta.com/board/2870652
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# NOOOOOO!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# thats the second time someone
has been "beaten" nopun inteded to the post by a few minutes this isnt gonig to happen all week is it!!!
(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Lovely strapline
*goes to gargle dettol*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# ..
Your jizz effect is better though.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# More here
- www.b3ta.com/board/2369276
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# need to compify it
matey (good pic btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Ooops.
ta.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# the game should
be outlawed
(I helped save b3ta! Disco Dancer, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# brilliant !!!
that is classy
(JBoom, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dig it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# fucking awesome
have a woo for you

(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Brilliant
Absolutely brilliant
(generalname, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Pure
Genius

/lurks
(Andre_66, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Nicely done that fella
(scared the behoovus out of me that book)
(did the film version have the kids shagging in it?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# yay
(edhead, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# brilliance
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Darn, beat me to it.
Superbly done that man - i'll stop now
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# I
am thinking top 3 for you. And a scarey woo too
(I helped save b3ta! Disco Dancer, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# *claps*
nicely done sire
(JBoom, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd go to see it...
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Oh my!
That is toooo good!
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Hehe!
Woo!
And I can't resist a crap pea roast
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Nice!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# i'll save myself the effort and everyone the eye strain
but lets assume i got the picture from Meg and Mog and put it over these ones.

Look's Great yeh?


/halfarsed attitude to everything cos hes "working" at home
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# ooooo!
*pretends he has the first clue what a POG is*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# I don't either
but my work experience student tells me it's a game from a few years back.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Ah ... I knew that
*is down with the kidz*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
seabiscuit was a success, so this was bound to go down well..

(radja, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# woo,but
has anyone here played it, or is it just something that a mate says he did ?
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# urban legend
must me unless its a game for gays and mincers
(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# I've never seen anyone play it
but I knew a bloke who said he did, and one time we saw him wanking into a cars exhaust pipe, so I believe him
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# proof enough
(generalname, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# There's a story
here but it's a bit nasty.

edit: cocked up link. Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# i thought i had looked at all that site
missed that one(the joey deacon page is very special)
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# I had to google for that
I think it's not actually linked anywhere on the site any more because it's just so disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# I never knew what a soggy biscuit was
And I'm bloody glad I never had to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Like everyone else
I haven't played it, but know a group of people who did. In the marching band when I was in high school. Not to promote a post-90's stereotype or anything. Though I don't think they called it Soggy Bisbuit here in the states. Probably because we don't call them biscuits here. I think they callled it Cream the Cookie or something like that.
(aden_nak, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Cream the cookie
sounds much better.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# That game...
I really wish it WAS an urban legend.

I'm afraid to say that I was at a party where the guys there (straight AFAIK but very drunk) played it. Once I realised what it was that they were doing I quickly slipped away and hid in the kitchen for the rest of the party.

Dear me! That's students for you. :-/
(I helped save b3ta! duckbilledfattypuss full of fatty pussy duckness, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Yeaurghk
woo
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
#
"I see sick people"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwwww
thats just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Disco Dancer, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't believe it
(twistedmindz ... Ooh look, a big shiny date and time ->, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# tenuous
but a good concept
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm counting to 100
(LexLexington Feels the need, the need for a speedy cup of tea, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
#
NORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# 60s
Chest Missiles....
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
#
insert some funny comment about chest missles and the cold war:

edit: the silo doors are open and the warhead is ready for launch.

ok ill stop
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2870649
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# quick TJ
What's happened to the newsletter today?
Im that boared that I may have to top myself without the woosome goodness that is the Newsletter from "b three ta".

Woo to the pik btw
(Dangermouse., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# yes
where the fuck is it?
(peewee13, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# b-movie-tastic
Nieves Navarro *fwap* *fwappity* *fwap* *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Cars...


I used to have a toy garage like that too - 100% of fact
(DrNibdy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Hehe!
Woo!

I liked the little garage with the lift that really worked :D
/tomboy
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# my mother still has mine
it had 2 levels and a track that went rounf=d the back

good old fisherprice
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# i love Mister Numan
he's great!

and making lots of money from new remixes of all his brill stuff.

good luck to him, and you!

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# i had shedloads of matchbox cars and track for them
but no connectors to hold the track together.
and my mum never let me near sellotape :(

i could still make a good representation of the m25 though
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Hehe!
My brother and me used to bash cars up with a hammer and play scrapyards.
/destructive child
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
# I smashed most of my star wars figures with breezeblocks 'cos it was funny
and now they're worth a fortune on ebay



:(
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Martial law.

previously...
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Yay!
Hurrah for redundant penguins making something of their lives.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Hey Jill
I just got a big box of Tayto cheese'n' onion crisps
my mate Freddie works there
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Ooh, you bugger!
The crisps here are crap, aren't they?
Oh for a Tayto cheese and onion sandwich with a glass of milk...
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Sainsburys in Derby
allegedly sells Tayto, but club orange hmmmmmm
edit/ I'm reliably informed you can buy Tayto on-line for a reasonable fee
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Oh, no!
I don't like orange fizzy. Club lemon for me, please.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# ROCK SHANDY!
I will hear no more of this lemony nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Sorry Sir.
I want tayty bread now too :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# mademoiselle, I am sorry.
I didn't mean to shout.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# uummm *wants*
trying to get Taytos in England is unpossible. The same goes for Club Orange / Rock Shandy (the drink of the GODS!) esp. since O'Brains stopped selling it.

BAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# no (sorry to disappoint)
but my lady's ma is
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# OH so am I !!
(Leah, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Yay!
We are taking over B3ta!
/exaggerating
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# welcome
let's start a fight in true norn iron tradition
but only amongst ourselves
eidt/ co armagh the heart of Tayto country
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# YE WHA
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Shut yer bake.
I'm enjoying this
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Give me head peace!
(Leah, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Worst.
Show.

Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# you`re right! I never watched it.
(Leah, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# www.tayto.com
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# ar e we talking Republic Taytos or Norn Irn Taytos
biig difference

edit I was thinking of the old club biscuits not the Cantrell and Cochrane drink
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Norn Iron mucker
straight from the factory at Tandragee
edit/ they have a shooting estate around the factory, we used to turn up there at about 7 in the a.m and all you could smell on a cold autumn morning was hot cheese and onion crisps....ahh bliss
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# "... when the feelings gone and you can't go on it's..."
oh - how we laughed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# I was forced reluctantly to admit
last time i was in belfast that NI taytos are indeed more flavoursome. Dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# without a doubt
mucker, enjoy belshaft?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# very much,
except for th ebizarrely early closing times - and then the same in the clubs!

There'd be a lot less violence if people were allowed to drink - instead everyone gets tanked fast and leaves dissatisfied... You can see it in the faces down by the university.

Also I was a bit worried by all the fights - awful thing to say but you get slightly paranoid!

funny thing is everyone i know from the north says it's not as bad as it's made out - yet when they exchange horror stories they have so many...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# It's worse than it's made out to be
IMO
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Oh how uncivilised
I'm eating taytoes right now.

have one
(pikey, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# uummmmm
*desire eating at my insides like acid*

damn you and your wonderful crisps
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Huzzah
woo yay and hoop-de-la for knowing ones self!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# look out there's a bush behind u
silly i know
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# the signature at the bottom is a nice touch
Makes it seam real.
Apart from no bridge/shark/'copter/furtive/etc

[edit]
How rude of me...

Woo/Yay and a game of hoopla to you
(Dangermouse., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# have one of these... I think you need one
H H H H
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# he looks as though he should be playing a guitar or sitar or something
very good punnage though

have a woo and a fiver
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# he had an ak47
in the source pic
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# hmmmmm interesting

not sure which would be safer
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# i knife'd fuck up a bush more than a kalashnikov
i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# thats one mother of a stanley!!
pfft!
(bibbla, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# it's about average size over there
they're mean u know
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# thats big!
not that big in UWIC ;-)
(bibbla, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirrty
(LaFamilleCatt, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# I thought it was rather clever
Shame the real movie was shit...
(udlras, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# wtf has the quality of the film
have to do with the pic? you don't quite understand this, do you. woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# ooh
that is good
(pikey, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Imagine
if the script was sent to the wrong actress..

(mathyooo, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# I would
If she had a pair like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# mind says no
groin says go....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Nice body
Shame about the face...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# BOBFOC
that what she is...

Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Oooooh
There's an acronym for everything! (TAFE)
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# TLA
Three letter acronym.

AFZ: Acronym free zone.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# STFU
Someone Teach Frank Urdu
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# heh
talking of acronyms ever heard of an STD?

i had a lecture on Structure Transition Diagrams. made me giggle for weeks

chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# she would
smell a bit by now?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# aghhhhhhhhhh
wasnt that from donnie darko?

ewwwww splutter
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# American Beauty
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# ah yes
you are right kind sir, you know your norks.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Indeed
I dont think there are any Norks in Donnie Darko.

A huge flaw in an otherwise great film.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Here
here
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# fantastico indeed
norkless that it be.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Yup
I suppose there are norks in it.

They are just covered up.

Which I always feel is a great shame, for the nork is a creature that likes to swing free.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# all this talk of ..
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Don't remember seeing that in that film,
and I only watched it on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Judicious use
of the pause button might help burn it into your conciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# her boyfriend films her from next door stripping
then his dad comes in and beats him up for looking at his nazi plates!! :o)


mmmm norks
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Oh god no
that's awful. But funny. tj btw how do I make smaller text in my posts?
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# To make text smaller
check out the FAQ - it tells you there...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# <small> (oops)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# That's strikethrough
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
#
no it's not
yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# <small>by typing between these wee beauties </small>
or read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# how do you do the little
TM jobbies?
(it's not in the faq)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# without using character map i wouldn't have a clue
anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# &trade;
™
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# thank you
and you up there as well. ™
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# aaaaarrrgghh
my eyes
/closes eyes
mummy, make it go away...
/opens eyes
ARRRRGGGGGGHHH

(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# yum yum
more please - i like a mature woman
(peewee13, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# slightly nsfw
but im nt at work so woo


NORKS!!!!
(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# great
gubbins
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Tits = NSFW!!!
(Mr_Bobbins, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# err..
I'm not at work so I'm all right.

you should be working... not reading bbs
(mathyooo, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# I
should be working yes. But right now I'm typing this.
(Mr_Bobbins, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Heh
Nice comeback! Bloody workshy NSFW pedants. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Surely
that depends where you work ?

What if you work in the office of the magazine "Fucking massive tits - in colour pictures - Monthly" ?

Surely no one with such a workplace is going to have problems looking at a womans dirty pillows on the interweb ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# i used to work for them
terrible pension benifits
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# No need for a pension
when you can wank yourself to death by the age of 45
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# We have a few
Tits here, but they just work on the helpdesk.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:12, archived)
# It's
"Artistic"
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Ticket please
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# That needs a...
(LaFamilleCatt, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# That deserves a cockalorum
of gigantic proportions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Coooooooooooooooooool
hand drawn woo.

Great. W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Chortle..
made me....

(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha a haaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
(peewee13, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Wee!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Manson, Jackson there all the same to me
(peewee13, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Beats of a different kind...
(SirPsycho, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Hi!
Your pic is coming up as a Red X here.

Take a look at the FAQ, it may help you to suss out what is wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# any better?
Is it working now? The FAQ makes me think I'm doing all I should be. Would explain what someone else meant after I posted last time - they said redux - they must have meant redex...
(SirPsycho, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# it is working now
god dman it will this ipod madness never end

woo but also cock off at the same time

sorry a little bit pissed off with this bandwaggon
(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# yes but
doesn't the FAQ say you shouldn't use yahoo groups because they give you a teensy amount of bandwidth and only 3.6 people can see your pic?

if it doesn't, it should 'cos it's true

PS: the iPlod joke has been done at least 15 times already
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Ok. sorry sorry sorry
But I don't get the opportunity to watch the messageboard like a spacemonkey.

What is annoying though, is that the blair/Opie FP came well after I posted my Opie Wan Kenobi - thus:



Only, this must have come up as a red x too - only someone said 'redux', which was not helpful and very non-descript...
(SirPsycho, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Nicely
done!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Heehee
I see it fine - very well done!
(Satan's Pet, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Eurgh!
Imagine the snail trail!
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Ha!
That's funny
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Very funny
and surreal. I like it much.
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy_P What goes in here?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahah
*doffs cap*
(mixtapes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# very funny!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# WALK!
for the love of God man, that's fantastic.

can anyone smell roasted pea?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# that sir is
KLARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# wo
o
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# a road tribute to Joey Deacon


Sorry, i'll get my coat
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Hehe!
Get thee to hell with a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# thanks Mother!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Why did Joey's dog kill itself?
Wouldn't you if you were called mnmnmnnngggghhhgng
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] An Alltime Classic That Was Banned T Our School




(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# What are the odds!!!
Love the eyes though!!
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# thankyou yours is most woo also
(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# That was such a good game.
A tad violent sometimes though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# it was banned at my school as we
were playing it at my boarding house and a 17 stone 6th former broke some 3rd years leg on the second day he was at the school
the school had a tough one explaining that i tell you
(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah
banned at our school as well.

Bloody ace game though.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] "Ban it!" They would cry on the front page of the Daily Mail

It would be cool though..
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Poor little Johnny. Always last to be picked...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# tougher than he looks
little Johnny will take'em
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# That's true...
He's so calm he's not even bothered by them... He's checking out the McDonalds to the left.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# we were banned from playing that at scouts

we were playing against the cubs though
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# hehe
was banned at my school too. Although it was a public rugby playing school, and it was alwaus 3rd form vs 6th form. Dump tackles were rather painful...
(nahguam, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# you fucker you just beat me to it
argh
(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# banned at your school too?
I thought it was just mine.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# We were alowed to play it
just not in school.. We played at scouts all the time! We had this kid who was not very fast but VERY big and he was always last as it took the whole troop to pick the guy up LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# it was banned at my school and as i was a boarder i
couldnt play it really but it has found anew place in my heart as we play it at my uni boat club and its a whole lot more fun now
(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Do people not get maimed now?
It hurt when i was young and stupid..
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Actually,
has anyone ever played it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Does anyone
know the rules?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# The Rules..
British Bulldog (active)

The players are at the ends of the field, with 3 bulldogs standing in the middle. Whenever they are ready they will call: "British Bulldog". The players must then run to the opposite side of the field without being touched/picked up for a 3 count/made to submit/maimed/limbs broken. There are various ways to play. Best is either submit or pick up for a 3 count.
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:12, archived)
# the rules are you have a line of people playing
the largest member of those playing takes up the position of the bulldog and stands facing the line of people. when bulldog is shouted the people rush to the other side of the playing area past the bulldog, whose objective is to catch one of the other played and give him a beating untill the player says submit. when the player submits he then joins the bulldog and the process starts again
itsa shit loads of fun especially when drunk and 20yrs old
(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Rules at our school
was you only had to tag rather than beat them, and we never shouted bulldog, we just waited until everyone was on the same side of the playground.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# it was serious beatings
involved at my school lol
only rule was no punching to the face and nads
(BigBobbyh, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# couldn't understand why they
banned this in my school and at the same time made Rugby training mandatory for the first three years of school.....
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# because the sports master couldn't watch you grope
each other and store it in his wank bank.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Crikey, that's some
major mindpiss.
They're both great though, so that's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# I
knocked unconcious and a few others got broken arms and another boy lost a finger playing that at school, those innocent childrens games, sweet sweet mammories.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# how did
he lose his finger, did he get back to class andd go, catapault..check, marbles ..check., fingers...oh oh I lost one!
(lord Roystarn, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# found this little critter in my garden this morning
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:56, archived)
# he he he
your username is poifect for that :)

Edit - reminds me of the wuzzles. wasn't there one called bumblion?
Edit 2 - although that is a tiger of course
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Woo!
A bumblelion?

bugger! It's a tiger. Where is my brain?
/goes to look for brain
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# I think you left it on the window sill in the bathroom!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Lions and tigers and bears
Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Hey
It's a twasp
(twistedmindz ... Ooh look, a big shiny date and time ->, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)

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